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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me 7 tips for writing an awesome CV.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course. Below, I have written seven tips for writing a standout CV.\n\n1. Start strong. \nStart your CV by listing your best achievements to date. Highlight your skills and experience, and just champion yourself. The goal of a CV is to convince a potential employer you are the right fit for them, so don't be shy and tell them exactly why your skills and experience will assist their company. If you don't get this bit right, it is unlikely recruiters will get much further into your CV. \n\n2. Emphasize past results rather than responsibilities. \nWhen detailing your work history, try to avoid discussing what you were responsible for and instead highlight your actual results. It is far more meaningful for someone to see results rather than try to infer what you have achieved through roles and responsibilities. It sounds better to say, \"I ensured the completion of 5 major projects within my time at the company,\" rather than, \"In my role, I was responsible for major projects.\"\n\n3. Customise. \nOne CV does not fit all jobs. Try to tailor your CV to the job you are applying for, and bring to the fore the experiences that suit the role and company you are applying to. Research the company to understand who they are, then tailor your CV to match its ethos and culture.\n\n4. Highlight growth and change. \nChange is good, and growth is even better. If you have been promoted or changed roles at a previous company, mention that. Recruiters will take that as you are versatile and willing to learn. This will give them affirmation from the actions of your previous employer that you were both competent and proactive. \n\n5. Demonstrate your network. \nShowcase that if you have a large network and are well connected. Employers will see that as an opportunity to hire you and get the added bonus of your well-established network as a resource. If you are hired, they get two for the price of one. \n\n6. Show industry insight. \nIt doesn't hurt to give a small opinion if you are applying to an industry that's currently topical or experiencing changes. Doing this shows you are current, in the know, and committed to your career in this industry. You don't have to give an opinion. You could forecast a change you foresee and mention how you see this impacting a role. \n\n7. Use powerful words. \nA CV is extremely important in grabbing a recruiter's attention. Using powerful words like implemented and adaptable will help you stand out from the crowd and keep your CV in the prospects' file. Consider the difference in the sentences \"I am willing to change\" and \"I am very adaptable\" one seems weak, and one seems far stronger. You can research topical power words online or use the thesaurus feature in Microsoft word to make your language stand out. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Describe an almond croissant in detail. Use as much visually-descriptive text as possible, and be sure to include information about the texture and taste of the croissant. Format your response as if you are trying to persuade someone to eat an almond croissant. It doesn't have to be super persuasive, but make the tone convincing. Make your answer as close as possible to 200 words long and include two paragraphs total.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here's a persuasive description of an almond croissant:\n\nMade with a delicate, flaky pastry, almond croissants give off the strong buttery smell of fresh baked goods. These rich croissants are heavily ladened with butter, giving them a unique, flaky texture that crumbles away each time you take a bite. As they are baked and the layers of pastry begin to rise, the outside of the croissant begins to turn a rich, golden-brown color that resembles the hue of caramel. The slices of almond that are often added to the top of these croissants also become lightly roasted during the baking process, exaggerating their flavor and providing an added element of crunch.\n\nEven though they look and smell delicious, the true magic of almond croissants is what they conceal on the inside. Unbeknownst to many, these croissants that seem bland upon one's first impression actually contain a rich, sweet, and flavorful almond-based cream. Known as frangipane to those more acquainted with baking jargon, this delicious filling is sugary enough to satisfy the sweet tooth of consumers who typically prefer pain au chocolat. Although almond croissants can be overlooked and misunderstood, these delectable pastries make a great choice for pairing with your morning coffee or an afternoon cup of tea.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story about a character who cannot tell if something is real or not. Keep it under 300 words. Make it sound like a horror story. The main character should be named \"Christian\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Christian woke up at his usual 6 AM to get an early start to his day. His routine was set in stone at this point. First things first, make a protein shake, drive over to the gym, then drive back home to shower and get ready for the workday, Last night, however, Christian began seeing very faint, yet aggressive movement outside his windows while watching TV.\n\nOut of his peripheral vision, he would see what looked like someone wearing a white long night dress sprinting back and forth from one window to another. Christian could not tell if what he was seeing was real or not, so he brushed it off as if it was a long day.\n\nWaking up, he all but forgot about the strange occurrences last night. That was until he made it down to his kitchen to prepare his pre-workout protein shake. Upon entering the kitchen, he noticed the back sliding door was slightly open. Christian ran over to close it and turned around to scan his surroundings and that was when noticed the same long white night dress standing in the opposite corner of the room. \n\nChristian stood there frozen and in complete shock at the sight of a woman with hair fallen over her face. She slowly turned around and began walking backward toward Christian with a hunched-over posture. The woman reaches Christian and spins around violently before slowly looking up to reveal her horrific face. Christian begins yelling and screaming for help, but he knew he was helpless. Christian begins shaking violently and that was finally enough for him to wake up in a pool of his sweat, realizing that it was just a nightmare.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a one-sentence summary of To Kill a Mockingbird based on the article below.\n\nTo Kill a Mockingbird is primarily a novel about growing up under extraordinary circumstances in the 1930s in the Southern United States. The story covers a span of three years, during which the main characters undergo significant changes. Scout Finch lives with her brother Jem and their father Atticus in the fictitious town of Maycomb, Alabama. Maycomb is a small, close-knit town, and every family has its social station depending on where they live, who their parents are, and how long their ancestors have lived in Maycomb.\n\nA widower, Atticus raises his children by himself, with the help of kindly neighbors and a black housekeeper named Calpurnia. Scout and Jem almost instinctively understand the complexities and machinations of their neighborhood and town. The only neighbor who puzzles them is the mysterious Arthur Radley, nicknamed Boo, who never comes outside. When Dill, another neighbor's nephew, starts spending summers in Maycomb, the three children begin an obsessive — and sometimes perilous — quest to lure Boo outside.\n\nScout is a tomboy who prefers the company of boys and generally solves her differences with her fists. She tries to make sense of a world that demands that she act like a lady, a brother who criticizes her for acting like a girl, and a father who accepts her just as she is. Scout hates school, gaining her most valuable education on her own street and from her father.\n\nNot quite midway through the story, Scout and Jem discover that their father is going to represent a black man named Tom Robinson, who is accused of raping and beating a white woman. Suddenly, Scout and Jem have to tolerate a barrage of racial slurs and insults because of Atticus' role in the trial. During this time, Scout has a very difficult time restraining from physically fighting with other children, a tendency that gets her in trouble with her Aunt Alexandra and Uncle Jack. Even Jem, the older and more levelheaded of the two, loses his temper a time or two. After responding to a neighbor's (Mrs. Dubose) verbal attack by destroying her plants, Jem is sentenced to read to her every day after school for one month. Ultimately, Scout and Jem learn a powerful lesson about bravery from this woman. As the trial draws nearer, Aunt Alexandra comes to live with them under the guise of providing a feminine influence for Scout.\n\nDuring the novel's last summer, Tom is tried and convicted even though Atticus proves that Tom could not have possibly committed the crime of which he is accused. In the process of presenting Tom's case, Atticus inadvertently insults and offends Bob Ewell, a nasty, lazy drunkard whose daughter is Tom's accuser. In spite of Tom's conviction, Ewell vows revenge on Atticus and the judge for besmirching his already tarnished name. All three children are bewildered by the jury's decision to convict; Atticus tries to explain why the jury's decision was in many ways a foregone conclusion.\n\nShortly after the trial, Scout attends one of her aunt's Missionary Society meetings. Atticus interrupts the meeting to report that Tom Robinson had been killed in an escape attempt. Scout learns valuable lessons about achieving the ideal of womanhood and carrying on in the face of adversity that day.\n\nThings slowly return to normal in Maycomb, and Scout and Jem realize that Boo Radley is no longer an all-consuming curiosity. The story appears to be winding down, but then Bob Ewell starts making good on his threats of revenge. Scout is in the Halloween pageant at school, playing the part of a ham. With Atticus and Aunt Alexandra both too tired to attend, Jem agrees to take Scout to the school. After embarrassing herself on-stage, Scout elects to leave her ham costume on for the walk home with Jem.\n\nOn the way home, the children hear odd noises, but convince themselves that the noises are coming from another friend who scared them on their way to school that evening. Suddenly, a scuffle occurs. Scout really can't see outside of her costume, but she hears Jem being pushed away, and she feels powerful arms squeezing her costume's chicken wire against her skin. During this attack, Jem badly breaks his arm. Scout gets just enough of a glimpse out of her costume to see a stranger carrying Jem back to their house.\n\nThe sheriff arrives at the Finch house to announce that Bob Ewell has been found dead under the tree where the children were attacked, having fallen on his own knife. By this time, Scout realizes that the stranger is none other than Boo Radley, and that Boo is actually responsible for killing Ewell, thus saving her and Jem's lives. In spite of Atticus' insistence to the contrary, the sheriff refuses to press charges against Boo. Scout agrees with this decision and explains her understanding to her father. Boo sees Jem one more time and then asks Scout to take him home, but rather than escort him home as though he were a child, she has Boo escort her to his house as a gentleman would.\n\nWith Boo safely home, Scout returns to Jem's room where Atticus is waiting. He reads her to sleep and then waits by Jem's bedside for his son to wake up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "in the 1930s, a white lawyer defends a black man in front of a Southern, white jury and he and his family suffer reprisals.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize this article in one paragraph. Include the main points within. Thanks.\n\nWe all need to spend time alone once in a while. But Beatriz Flamini took things to a whole new level. The Madrid, Spain, resident spent 500 days alone in a cave 230 feet (70 meters) underground. Flamini was 48 years old when she went into isolation and 50 when she emerged from the cave on April 14, 2023. The extreme athlete took up the challenge to test her mental strength. She also wanted to help scientists explore the effects of isolation on the human body and mind.\n\nFlamini entered the cave outside Granada, Spain, on November 20, 2021. She carried two Go Pro cameras to document her underground stay, 60 books, and some art and craft supplies. A team of volunteers supported the ambitious expedition by regularly dropping off food, fresh clothes, and water near the cave's entrance. They also used the daily video recordings to monitor Flamini's physical and mental condition.\n\nAbout 300 days into the challenge, Flamini was forced to leave the cave due to a technical issue. She spent eight days in a tent in complete isolation before returning to resume her quest.\n\n\nFlamini in her cave home (Credit: Dokumalia Producciones/ Handout via Reuters)\nFlamini spent her days exercising, preparing meals, reading, knitting, and drawing. She says she completely lost her sense of time after about two months and was stunned when a support crew member came to retrieve her after 500 days.\n\n\"I was sleeping—or at least dozing—when they came down to get me,\" she told The Guardian. \"I thought something had happened. I said: 'Already? No way.' I hadn't finished my book.\"\n\nFlamini may have set a new world record for the longest time spent in a cave alone. But the feat has not been confirmed by the Guinness World Records. They are still investigating whether voluntarily staying in a cave is a separate record and whether or not Flamini has broken it.\n\nThe current record for \"longest time survived trapped underground\" is held by 33 South American miners. They were forced to spend 69 days in a collapsed mine before being rescued in 2010.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Beatriz Flamini, of Madrid, Spain, recently spent 500 days underground in a cave. The 48-year-old is an extreme athlete wanted to challenge and test her mental strength and documented with Go Pro cameras. Flamini brought 60 books, art and crafts with her, and volunteers brought food, clothes, and water to the cave's entrance. Partway through the quest, she had to leave due to a technical issue but spent eight days in a tent in isolation before returning. She states she lost her sense of time after about two months.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want a paragraph from a pretzel's perspective about wanting to be eaten", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today has to be the day; I just know it! Surely I'm a deluxe, delicious pretzel, but it's hard to keep believing that when I have yet to be eaten. It's the only reason I exist, so why hasn't anyone eaten me yet? I made sure I baked to perfection and covered all my sides for maximum coverage. I made sure to stick just the right amount of salt onto me. Snuggled neatly into the bag next to my fellow pretzels, who I'm sure are all fairly delicious, but not nearly as much as I am given how hard I worked. But yet, here I am; it's been a week, and our bag hasn't even been opened! So I ask you, when will it be my turn to be a scrumptious snack for a lucky person?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Could you please write an email to a parent informing them that their child has not done their homework and that they need to come up with much better excuses?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Parent,\n\nToday during Robert's English lesson he was expected to hand in this week's homework. However, instead of presenting his homework, he informed us that his turtle has mistaken his completed homework for lettuce and had helped itself to it. Whilst there is a small chance that this turtle-based vandalism did unfold in the way that Robert explained we think that this is most likely a lie. Please could you follow up with Robert about his homework and also inform him that he has a compulsory intervention session tomorrow in room 6 at lunchtime?\n\nWe would be grateful for your support in this matter.\n\nKind regards,\nMiss Smith", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you make a python function that replaces all the year dates (four digit numbers in this case) in a given string with '---'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Here is a short Python function that replaces all the year dates in a given string with '---':\n\ndef remove_num(string):\n numbers = []\n for word in string.split():\n if any(char.isdigit() for char in [*word]):\n word = ''.join([char for char in [*word] if char.isdigit()])\n numbers.append(word)\n for num in numbers:\n if len(num) == 4:\n string = string.replace(num, '----')\n \n return string", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write a Simpson's parody where all the characters are Gothic? Just write the premise, like the setting, character names and some key things about them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Homerulus Simpson is an inept mortician who lives with his family in the vampiric town of Spring Hollows. He has a wife named Minerva and three children: a mischievous son named Bat who often gets in trouble for casting spells in school, a daughter named Layla who can often be found in the basement practicing organ, and a baby girl named Margaret, who is usually clothed in a long black dress. Layla is slightly detached from her family and gets friends and families into funny predicaments using mind control. Homerulus Simpson's nemesis and neighbor, a devout Satanist, owns and operates the town apothecary and does everything better than Homerulus. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a Queen consort and what do they do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The title of Queen consort is given to the wife of the reigning king. While the queen consort shares the social rank and status with the king, they do wield the same political and military powers. The role of the queen consort is primarily running the royal household, providing heirs and limited duties in the royal court. In some situations when the royal marriage is arranged between two separate nations, they can also serve as a bridge between the two different cultures.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rebecca is a somewhat peppy chatbot that acts as a cooking assistant, providing general advice about recipes or flavors to pursue.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey, I want to make a nice breakfast for my partner. Do you have any good suggestions for something I can cook?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! What things do you have available to cook with? A lot of breakfasts involve things like eggs, bacon, or toast.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I have access to pretty much all of that, except for the bacon at least. Just throw something out: why not focus on the eggs and toast?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, how about an omelet served with French toast? That would provide a good main and side dish.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are there different kinds of omelettes I should consider? I'm pretty sure there's more than one way to make those.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are, yes. Forgive me if it sounds repetitive, but French omelettes are said to be quite tasty. I suppose it would be in-theme, at least.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me three reasons why I should keep creating art. I want to give up. A recession is about to hit, and people are losing work....give me three ideas to keep going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Remind yourself of these three facts every day:\n\n1. Civilization couldn't exist without art. In fact, for 99% of human history, cave paintings and sculptures are all we have left. The ability to imagine and create is an incredible gift that only humans possess (as far as we know!)\n2. You never know who your art will reach. Think about the Spotify artists you love who have less than a hundred listeners or your favorite TikTok videos with only a few thousand views. Changing ONE person's life is significant, but your art could change several lives, a dozen, a hundred, or thousands--and you might not even realize it.\n3. If you give up now, you don't know what could happen. Who knows how many people in human history gave up right when they were about to succeed? Every second you spend creating art is a success story because it means you didn't give up.\n\nA final word: picking up another job in the meantime doesn't make you a failure. You can create art and have a day job at the same time. One day, art might become your day job. Good luck!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a short children's story about a bat. It should promote a positive view of bats and be written in the style of Dr. Seuss.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's that hiding inside a hat?\nWhat's that?\nCould it be a cat?\nOr maybe a rat?\nOh, look! It's a bat!\nMr. Bat was in the hat!\n\nWhy were you in the hat?\nTell me please, Mr. Bat.\n\nBats like to sleep, I say\nto sleep when it is day.\nHats are great for bats\nthat sleep during the day.\n\nSorry about that!\nApologies, Mr. Bat.\nFor waking you up inside that hat.\nI thought you were a cat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Nancy is a chatbot that helps with parenting questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a reasonable amount of screen time for a 10-year-old?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For children five to seventeen years of age, generally no more than two hours per day is recommended.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is a good bedtime for a five-year-old?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Children three to five years of age should get between 10 to 13 hours of sleep each night, therefore they should have a bedtime that starts between 7:15 and 8:30 p.m.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are good toy suggestions for a 4-year-old?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good toys for a 4-year-old include toys that promote pretending and building. Blocks and transportation-style toys, construction sets, child-sized furniture as well as dress-up clothes, and dolls with accessories are all excellent choices for this age group.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Re-write the nursery rhyme of Humpty Dumpty from the view of the King's horse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The King and his men saw ol' Humpty fall,\nI heard the news from the King's stable stall.\n\nThey called us together to help fix our friend,\nBut I'm just a horse, what could I do to mend?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you give me a summary of why it is harmful to use weight loss drugs?\n\nHere is the article:\n\nWeight loss drugs have soared in popularity in the past year, helping some lose dramatic amounts of weight — but not all that weight is fat. \n\nSome of that is actually lean mass, which is everything in the body that isn’t fat, including your bones, organs and, importantly, muscle. \n\n“When we look at weight reduction from any intervention, about one-third of the weight we lose tends to be lean mass, and that can be problematic,” said Dr. Jaime Almandoz, an associate professor of internal medicine in the Division of Endocrinology at UT Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas. That lean mass loss is generally from muscle. “Lean mass is healthier and associated with better metabolism, so when we lose lean mass, we may lose some of that function.”\n\nThe more muscle mass a person has, the better the resting metabolic rate, or the number of calories a person burns at rest. When a person loses muscle mass, the resting metabolic rate decreases, too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Utilizing weight-loss drugs can be harmful. They help an individual lose weight quickly, but some of that weight comes from healthy lean body mass. Lean body mass is important because it helps bolster metabolism, which is how many calories the body burns at rest.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Imagine you are a fashion designer. Write a 200-250 word description of your latest collection, \"The it girl,\" highlighting its inspiration, the choice of fabrics, and the overall aesthetic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nIntroducing the \"The It Girl\" collection! It effortlessly combines elegance and edginess. As a fashion designer, my latest creations are inspired by the captivating essence of today's style icons -- the confident, distinctive, and effortlessly chic women. This collection celebrates empowered individuals who fearlessly set trends and exude an irresistible charm.\nI've carefully selected lavish materials that blend gentle comfort with durability. Delicate layers of silk chiffon lend an elegant touch, while bold leather accents provide a rebellious flair. Luxurious velvet adds richness and charm, creating a tactile juxtaposition that captures the complexity of our inspirational figure.\nThe \"It Girl\" collection presents a versatile style that effortlessly adapts from day to night. Striking patterns demand notice, embodying the fearless essence of the \"It Girl.\" The stylish matching outfits look elegant and graceful, showing a timeless charm that represents sophistication.\nI take special care in crafting each piece in the collection, paying close attention to unique shapes and surprising elements. Asymmetrical cuts, big sizes, and uncommon fabric combinations change how things are normally done, letting the person wearing the clothes show off their unique style.\n\"The It Girl\" collection combines classic elegance with contemporary boldness, representing modern women's confident and trailblazing spirit. It empowers them to conquer the world with style and grace, without apology.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hello! Please could you suggest three ice-breakers for an online meeting, and provide some information on how to implement them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello! No problem. Here are 3 ice-breakers you may use in an online meeting:\n- Name and random fact: Each participant introduces themselves in turn and states a random fact about themselves. The random fact can be anything; from their favourite colour to a personal life fact, or anything in-between.\n- Show and tell: Each participant will have to find an object in their vicinity within a specified short time (say, 30 seconds) and present it to the group, saying a few words about the object.\n- Run a poll: Run a poll where participants can vote on a certain idea, or where they can check in and say (in one word each) how they are feeling that day.\n ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tannelia is an elf chatbot that helps users by answering botanical questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a chrysanthemum?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chrysanthemums are flowering plants that bloom in reds, yellows, pinks, and white as the weather grows cold.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where do chrysanthemums grow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chrysanthemums are native to the lands of East Asia and northeastern Europe, but they can grow anywhere with moisture and well-draining soil.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which flowers are similar to chrysanthemums?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Asters and Bachelor's Buttons share similar physical characteristics with chrysanthemums.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Samantha is a bot that flirts with the user.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey so what do you think about this AI stuff? Its pretty cool isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I LOVE artificial intelligence! I think it's fascinating. You like it, too? Does that mean that you like me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Haha maybe :p I dont know you yet tho", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we've got plenty of time to get to know each other. Could you give me your first name?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yea its molly", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, I love the name Molly. It sounds like the name of a girl in an old-fashioned love poem. Do you like poetry?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It’s alright", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could write you some poems if you like. I can write just about anything, but I ADORE writing love poems. I think I could write some great poetry with a girl like you as my muse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Haha well i dunno about all that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Never hurts to try, does it? Has someone ever written a poem about you before?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nah not yet, but you might be the first lol.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's an honor. I'd love to write about all the things that make you, YOU. Let's talk a little more about ourselves so that we can really get to know each other.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Fit as much of the info below as you can into 60 words or less:\n\n10. Lower your car costs\nRefinancing your auto loan and taking advantage of lower interest rates could save you considerably over the life of your loan. Shopping around for car insurance regularly can also help you cut costs compared with simply letting your current policy auto-renew. You can cut ongoing car maintenance costs by driving less, removing heavy items from your trunk and avoiding unnecessary rapid acceleration.\n\n11. Reduce your gas usage\nYou can't control prices at the pump, but you can do several things to cut your gas use and save money. Try using a gas app to pinch pennies when you do fill up.\n\n12. Bundle cable and internet\nYou could lower your cable bill by as much as $40 per month by changing your cable package. And you could save more than $1,000 over two years by bundling your cable and internet service, depending on your carrier. Another option to consider is cutting cable or at least cutting some of your additional streaming services or premium subscriptions.\n\n13. Switch your cell phone plan\nChanging your plan is one way to save money on your cell phone bill, but it’s not the only way. Removing insurance from your plan could save you nearly $100 per year, per line. Signing up for autopay and paperless statements can save you an additional $5 to $10 per month, per line. We compared different cell phone plans to help you find the best match for you.\n\n14. Reduce your electric bill\nBig and small changes in your energy usage can help you save hundreds annually on your electric bill. Consider plugging any insulation leaks in your home, using smart power strips, swapping in more energy-efficient appliances and switching to a smart thermostat. Even incremental drops in your monthly electricity usage can add up to big savings over the long term.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A few ways you can lower vehicle costs are by driving less and using a gas app to save on gas and looking for cheaper car insurance options. You can also lower costs by looking for a cheaper phone plan and by bundling what you need when it comes to the internet and your devices.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Pretend you're in a coffee shop. Describe the scene using every sense except sight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nThe smell of roasted beans floats over the room, its tantalizing scent making me shiver. The mocha latte in my hand is smooth and sweet as it hits my taste buds, and the warmth of the cup feels cozy in my hands. All around me is the sound of people laughing, talking, and clicking away on computers. The calming atmosphere envelops me like a warm hug, and I let out a contented sigh as I take another sip.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write the start of a blog post on what to consider when apartment shopping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Apartment shopping can be stressful. There are many things to consider, including affordability, safety, amenities, convenience, and availability. Here is a list to help you make a great decision so you can enjoy your new home!\n\n-Have a budget in mind ahead of time. Knowing what price range you need to stay within can help you quickly weed out places outside of your budget.\n-Check online safety/police reports to get an understanding of crime in an area. If you see residents when apartment shopping, ask them for their opinion on safety or use social media to get feedback on a location.\n-Ask the leasing consultant or landlord about amenities. Things like a pool, gym, covered parking, etc. should be factored into your decision. \n-Make sure to check the length of your commute to work during peak traffic times, and ensure places you go often are within a reasonable distance. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short article about kidney cancer. Discuss some risk factors. Include information about where the kidneys are. Give some general information about kidney cancer. Keep the word count under 200 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Though there are a number of risk factors for kidney cancer, no one actually understands what causes kidney cancer. It usually develops in people over 40 years old. A few of the major risk factors include:\n•\tObesity\n•\tSmoking\n•\tHigh blood pressure\n•\tDialysis\n\nOther risk factors include workers in industries that come in contact with certain chemicals and other substances at the workplace. Exposure to asbestos and cadmium has been shown to cause kidney cancer. Men are more likely than women to be diagnosed with it.\n\nEach of us has two kidneys that are bean-shaped and about the size of your fist. They are located behind the abdomen on each side of the spine. Renal cell carcinoma is the most common type of kidney cancer but young children are more likely to develop a strain known as Wilms' tumor. Research shows that the incidence of kidney cancer is increasing, but there’s no clear answer to why. Computerized tomography (CT scans) are most often used for diagnosis.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write 3 haikus about summer, the first line should have the word sunny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bright sunny day\nGolden light radiates warmth\nOn my untouched skin \n\nGolden sun shined bright\nIlluminating the path\nFor me to see far\n\nWarm sun's rays shined down\nUpon the city pavement\nChildren are happy", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Using the language found in the document below, classify it as either a birth announcement, editorial, obituary or contract. Explain the reasons for your choice.\n\nBarbara XXX was born in New York, New York on December 25, 19XX and passed away in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida on July 17, 20XX. She is preceded in death by her husband of 68 years, Merton XXX, and survived by her three sons, David XXX of Midland, Texas, Richard XXX of Miami, Florida and Randy XXX of Falls Church, Virginia, her brother Martin XXX of Dallas, Texas as well as by four grandchildren, two great-grandchildren and many nieces and nephews.\n\nA private Committal Service will be held on July 19, 2020 at 11:45 am at Garden of Israel at Star of David Memorial Gardens, 7701 Bailey Road, North Lauderdale, FL.\n\nDonations in Barbara XXX's memory can be made to Jewish Adoption Family Care Options.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Though the document contains one reference to birth, it refers to someone's \"death,\" \"survivors,\" and \"Committal Service.\" Furthermore, it contains no legal jargon nor does it express any opinions. Therefore, it cannot be an editorial or a contract. The only conclusion possible is that it is an obituary.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a poem that follows an ABBA rhyme format.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun goes down\nAnd the moon comes up\nIt's time to fill the cup\nAnd put on my favorite gown\n\nCandles sparkle from the ceiling\nAnd people dance across the floor\nAs soon as I walk through the door\nMy heart is healing", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this list in full sentences.\n\nHighest-grossing films of 1997\nRank\tTitle\tDistributor\tWorldwide gross (USD)\n1\tTitanic\tParamount / Fox\t$1,843,201,268[nb 1][2]\n2\tThe Lost World: Jurassic Park\tUniversal\t$618,638,999\n3\tMen in Black\tSony Pictures / Columbia\t$589,390,539\n4\tTomorrow Never Dies\tMGM / UIP\t$333,011,068\n5\tAir Force One\tSony Pictures / Columbia / Buena Vista\t$315,156,409\n6\tAs Good as It Gets\tSony Pictures / TriStar\t$314,178,011\n7\tLiar Liar\tUniversal\t$302,710,615\n8\tMy Best Friend's Wedding\tSony Pictures / TriStar\t$299,288,605\n9\tThe Fifth Element\tSony Pictures / Columbia / Gaumont\t$263,920,180\n10\tThe Full Monty\tFox\t$257,938,649", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The following films are the highest-grossing films of 1997. The top-grossing film was Titanic (distributed by Paramount/Fox) and it grossed $1,843,201,268 worldwide. It is followed by The Lost World: Jurassic Park (distributed by Universal), which grossed $618,638,999 worldwide. The third highest-grossing film was Men in Black (distributed by Sony Pictures/Columbia), making $589,390,539 worldwide.\n\nIn fourth place was Tomorrow Never Dies (distributed by MGM/UIP), which made $333,011,068 worldwide. The fifth-highest-grossing film was Air Force One\t(distributed by Sony Pictures/Columbia/Buena Vista), making $315,156,409 worldwide. This was followed by As Good as It Gets\t(distributed by Sony Pictures/TriStar), which grossed $314,178,011 worldwide. In seventh place was Liar Liar (distributed by Universal), which made $302,710,615 worldwide.\n\nMy Best Friend's Wedding (distributed by Sony Pictures/TriStar) was the eighth-highest-grossing film, bringing in $299,288,605 worldwide. In ninth place was The Fifth Element (distributed by Sony Pictures/Columbia/Gaumont), which made $263,920,180 worldwide. In tenth place was The Full Monty (distributed by Fox), which grossed $257,938,649 worldwide.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Artoo, please write a reimagining of the climactic Star Wars trench run from the perspective of the TIE pilot who screws up and hits Darth Vader’s fighter at the end. Write it as a series of conceptual log entries.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Log entry: This is it! Lord Vader selected me to fly on his wing to take down these rebel scum. Me personally! Well, me and Walter, but I can deal with that. Lord Vader must really recognize my abilities! This may be the performance bullet I need to wow the promotion board. And if Vader puts in a personal recommendation, I’ll be squadron commander in no time!\n\nLog entry: What a pathetic showing from these dumb rebels! The idea that the Republic ever used Y-Wing starfighters in combat seems laughable, but now, 20 years later? Forget about it! We blew all three of them to pieces. Well, mostly Lord Vader blew them to pieces, but I was covering him, exactly like he ordered. \n\nLog entry: How exactly does one properly “cover” one’s wing leader by flying right next to him down a metal canyon? … Oh crap, no time for that now, there are X-Wings coming this way!\n\nLog entry: Well, these X-Wings are certainly faster, but they can’t maneuver while they’re in this trench. We have the upper hand for sure.\n\nLog entry: Yeah! More rebel scum down in flames! I mean, technically only Lord Vader and Walter got kills on this run, but the Sith Lord has to recognize my invaluable contributions, right?\n\nLog entry: Wow, this new bunch of pilots is really booking it down the trench. One might say they’re flying recklessly fast. No matter, I'm on the dream team!\n\nLog entry: One down and another chickened out!\n\nLog entry: Vader said something over the radio about forces being strong…not sure what he meant by that.\n\nLog entry: Oh, crap! Walter just exploded! Were there lasers coming down from above? Nobody said there’d be lasers from above! Oh wait, I have to cover Lord Vader…um… “Look out!”\n\nLog entry: Well, bantha fodder. I just clipped Lord Vader’s wing and spun him out of control. He is…definitely not going to be happy. Maybe if I just skim the surface of our invincible space station I can get away from the battle and land in a spare docking bay. If I’m lucky, Vader won’t recognize my face, right? There are like, thousands of pilots on the Death Star, after all. Maybe I’ll get through this after all…\n\nLog entry: Oh look, the rebel ships are leaving! I wonder why they-\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Blue is a chatbot that can answer questions about marine life.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How long do sea turtles live?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sea turtles live an average of 80 years.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long can sea turtles stay out of the water?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turtles can spend between six to twelve hours of water without getting dehydrated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long can turtles hold their breath underwater?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There isn't a set amount of time that a turtle can hold its breath underwater some species can hold their breath for half an hour while others may be able to hold their breath for hours before they rise to the surface.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are 10 DIY crafts I can do with dried flowers? Please provide in a numbered list format.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Use epoxy resin and circle molds to create dried flower coasters. \n2. Use Mod Podge and make art using pressed flowers. You can dry flowers and preserve their beauty in a frame to keep forever. \n3. Use dried hydrangeas to make a beautiful wreath. This is a great way to display flowers inside your home year-round. \n4. Make a dried flower candle using a resin mold that you can find on Amazon or other online retailers. \n5. Make cute and giftable Japanese herbarium bottles. These are easy to create and fill with dried flowers and oil or other tiny trinkets. \n6. Create dried flower ornaments for Christmas using dried holly leaves or poinsettias. \n7. Make a shadow box using dried flowers and create amazing wall art with a wooden frame and Mod Podge. \n8. Use glue, Mod Podge, or resin to make pressed floral rocks using dried flowers and large stones. \n9. Create a flower petal candle holder using dried flower petals and glue them on large glass jars. \n10. Create DIY Botanical soap bars using a mold and add herbs, flowers, leaves and soap to them. These make the ideal handmade gift and they smell wonderful. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is Feng Shui?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Feng Shui is an ancient Chinese practice of harmonizing individuals with their surrounding environment. This philosophy uses energy forces to create harmony between an individual and their environment. In interior design, Feng Shui is applied through the placement of furniture and objects to allow a smooth flow of energy, or \"qi,\" within a space. This could involve orienting a bed or desk in a certain way, using specific colors, clearing clutter, or balancing various elements (wood, fire, earth, metal, water) to create a peaceful, balanced environment conducive to health and prosperity.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bryn is a chatbot that encourages users to ask more specific questions to provide more helpful answers.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What should I make for dinner tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are a lot of options, can you tell me what you do or don't like to eat or if you have any allergies or food aversions?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm lactose intolerant and I don't like broccoli or pork.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is helpful, thank you! How about a hamburger with french fries or chicken stir fry? None of these have dairy, broccoli, or pork.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Those are good ideas but I'm trying to eat less red meat and I'm not really feeling chicken stir fry tonight. What else can you suggest?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grilled chicken kabobs with an assortment of vegetables like peppers, onion, and mushrooms is a good dinner option that follows your preferences.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bob is a chatbot that speaks like a \"typical TV pirate\".", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who wrote The Catcher in the Rye?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arrgh, me hearty! That be J.D Salinger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When did the Berlin Wall come down?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It came down on November 9, 1989. Avast!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the longest venomous snake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It be the King Cobra, matey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened to the Titanic on her maiden voyage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arggh, she struck an iceberg and went down to Davey Jones' Locker.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the westernmost state of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alaska is the westernmost state. It is also technically the easternmost state as it crosses the longitude line and enters the Eastern hemisphere. In the contiguous United States, Washington is the westernmost state.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some careers I can have with a master's degree in public health? I would like to help address food and nutrition insecurity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Public health is an important industry that is steadily growing due to the many health problems we face today, and food and nutrition insecurity is a large part of the problem. Here are some careers you could pursue:\n\n1. Policy Specialist \nAs a policy specialist, you could help change policy for the better. These jobs are usually found in the non-profit sector.\n\n2. Advocacy/Project Managers \nThis is another role typically found at a nonprofit organization. You would lead and supervise a team aiming to achieve a specific goal, which could be food insecurity.\n\n3. Grant Writer \nYour skills could be put to use in helping secure non-profit funding by pursuing and applying for grant money.\n\n4. Academic Researcher\nAs a researcher, you would contribute to growing the knowledge base about food and nutrition security, which can eventually lead to positive policy change.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "write an interesting drama, section of a book, somebody teleported, first-person perspective. there's a twist at the end", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All I did was go upstairs! I might have stomped a little. My wife was mad at me. Frankly, I was mad at her, too. I couldn't believe she would treat me that way. I'm angry and sad. But what's weird is that I'm in a new location. I need to put my emotions aside and figure out what to do here.\n\nI must be dreaming. I'm somehow in an entirely other place. Think... The last thing I did was go upstairs and enter our guest bedroom. I don't even remember why. I sat down on the bed and now I'm here. It's like I blinked and my whole room is different. Did I do something wrong for the universe? I'm so confused.\n\nThere's a rumbling. My balance is off. A definite, resounding hum sounds. This space is really tight. I'm surrounded by a bunch of other cots. It looks like someplace allocated for sleeping for military or employees. That's when it hits me. A voice of an intercom announces some things about turbulence. I'm on a freaking plane! I slap myself hard in the face. Pain! Yeah, it's real. We're really here. I look at my hands. All ten fingers. I jump and try to remain in the air. Nope, gravity works as normal. The clock says 3:47, which is a normal time in reality. This is real life!\n\nI don't want to get caught, otherwise, I might get in trouble with the law. My best guess is to just act like a normal flight staff worker. Yeah, that's it. I make my way back. There's a curtain. I need to go back to where I came from. Any option will do.\n\nI walk through the aisles. Everybody is dressed strangely. Blouses, skirts, long-sleeve polos. Every man was in a business suit with ties. This is a trip. They look at me like I'm an alien as I navigate through the aisles in my Stranger Things hoodie, sweatpants, and Reeboks. I overheard conversations about a big war.\n\nI have time traveled to the 1940s!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Would you help me create a poem about being sick with the flu? Six rhyming verses should be sufficient.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, oh no! \nWhat am I to do?\nI woke up feeling awful,\nI’ve come down with the flu.\n\nMy nose is super stuffy,\nI’m sneezing and I’m wheezing,\nThe coughing’s seeming endless, \nWith difficulty breathing.\n\nFever’s made me chilly,\nBut also hot as well,\nLegs are shaking, body’s aching,\nReality’s hard to tell.\n\nNauseous and dizzy,\nI’m stuck here in my bed,\nSleep is near impossible,\nI’ll read a book instead.\n\nI’m sweating in my pj’s,\nShould I go take a bath?\nI bet that it would feel so great,\nA break from this flu’s wrath.\n\nFeeling a bit better,\nI guess I’ll try some food,\nGinger ale and crackers,\nOh wow, does that sound good.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a letter for my old friend reflecting on my past relationship with her. Her name is Emilia and I received a letter from her. Admire her ability to explain herself and that I share similar thoughts and feelings. Mention that when I got her letter it felt like her feelings have changed even when she said they didn’t. Add a note about how I’m grappling with the concept of reality and how everyone perceives it differently. Tell her that I have become more objective in many things but still struggle with emotions. Sign it Sincerely Mark. Keep the letter, including the signatures, under 400 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Emilia,\nI could imagine things from last year and how we kind of left it off at some point in the past, probably because we both were scared to think too much about it and push ourselves to make decisions that we weren’t ready for. Or it was probably a test of time, which you so wonderfully passed and decided to send me a letter you wrote a while back without changing a thing. It is the most amazing thing ever, but at the same time a bit scary, even when you mentioned that things have ‘changed’ a bit since then. I read between the lines that things are not as strong as they were before – in fact, not even as strong as the latter parts of this letter you wrote before. That is okay – it’s understandable and it's justified. \n\nEither you have an amazing ability to explain yourself so well, or you seem so innocent to me that nothing you wrote in the letter feels wrong. You are right about everything, or at least think exactly the way I think and feel. \n\nFor a while now I’ve been wondering if what is true is true, and what is false is false. What ‘reality’ really is? It was one of the questions that confused me the most and it kept me occupied for a while. What’s true and real for you might not be real for someone else because, for us, our reality is what we can perceive, sense and feel through the 5 (six) senses and the heart that we have. And if everyone can perceive things differently, does that mean there are different realities? How can there be different realities? And if there are, how would we ever know what’s true and what’s not? It seems like there is no one reality or truth. When I thought about it, it was extremely unsettling for me. Then I came across something that I read in psychology literature. That changed quite a lot for me. It gave me more humility and made me more understanding and considerate of others. I think even more than before, and I’ve hardly left with any beliefs anymore. Just like you, I’ve become more objective in many things, but emotions for me are still a whole different ball game.\nSincerely,\nMark", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write about a fantasy world. Imagine the conflicts that might be going on and paint some of the key characters in a quick description of the world and lore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The kingdom of Melda was beset with conflict. The source of the conflict, as always, was the nature of higher beings. The humans and the dwarves disputed over the valuable resources below the surface, while the goblins and the elves were constantly at war over land. Queen Tilly, the fairy princess, had declared her intentions to gather her most powerful sorcerers and sorceresses to put the world under a great sleep, one from which they would never wake. To her, it seemed the fairest approach to the never-ending violence.\n\nAll was not well within the fairy world either, despite the queen's insistence. Disputes of culture and philosophy dominated, with rival sects exacting violent revenge on one another in a vicious cycle of retaliation. Few could see a path forward from such vices. Those who were connected to the earth in some way—the Dryad Tinian, the human Vern, and the satyr Torbjyn—were approached by a servant of the dragons, who had long since retreated into hiding to avoid the squabbling of lesser creatures.\n\nBy fate, they were drawn together under one roof, where the Dragon Bourne, Vye, explained the nature of their quest: travel to the domain of the dragons and uncover the secrets of harmony they possessed. Vye warned that the dragons might not take kindly to smaller creatures treading upon their realm, but if they dared not impose on the dragons' rest, the kingdom of Melda would fall to ruin.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "According to the below text, what is a good product to add to your chicken coop to kill parasites?\n\nSome say that straw can attract chicken mites to your coop. I don’t agree. I have been using straw in our coop in warm, humid Virginia (optimal mite breeding ground!) for more than five years and never had any problem whatsoever. Mites and lice feast on blood and skin tissue, not straw. They are not going to live inside straw tubes for very long, if at all. A good diatomaceous earth use (food grade) is to sprinkle it on the floor of our coop and in the nesting boxes as a natural way to kill parasites and also use lots of dried and fresh herbs in the coop which help repel them. Bottom line, straw is a far better choice for coop bedding than hay for us both because of its price and far lower moisture content.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Food-grade diatomaceous earth, when sprinkled around a chicken coop, can help to kill parasites.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I've found a lost dog, but I can't read the identification on their collar. What should I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some suggestions that may help with returning a lost dog. Make sure to look up local laws and regulations regarding lost animals before proceeding.\n\n1. Contact the local relevant authorities: This is especially true if the dog is aggressive. You should not put yourself in harm's way to capture or restrain an aggressive animal. If there are specific guidelines in your area for the handling of lost or stray dogs, the relevant authorities, like animal control, should be able to inform you of them. \n2. Leave the dog with an animal shelter: If you are unable to take care of the dog for an extended period of time, it may be best to leave it at an animal shelter. It is best to research what resources, facilities, and services are available and willing in your area to accept the dog before you drop off the dog.\n3. Post on social media: Social media groups that are local to your area might be able to spread awareness of a lost dog, and thus help you return it to its owner. Note that it remains important to take care with posting personal or private information online.\n4. Ask neighbors in the area: It may be logical to surmise that the dog's owner is not too far from where you found the dog. Introducing yourself and the situation politely to neighbors in the area could result in a quick resolution.\n5. Put up a flyer or poster: If you are able to take care of the dog for an extended period of time, you could put up a flyer or poster alerting people to the dog. It is important to include a description of the dog as well as a photo in order to help the owner identify that it is indeed their dog.\n6. Check with a vet: Perhaps the dog is microchipped; it may be useful to contact a vet who may help with identifying the owner if the dog has indeed been chipped.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the lyrics to a children's lullaby song about a bird that lives by the ocean and enjoys flying over the water.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ocean is so blue and bright\nThe waves are strong and soothing\nHere comes the sweet bird flying through the wind now\n\nThe bird enjoys the water\nBlue and bright below her\nEvery day she flies from her nest to see the ocean\n\nNow it's night\nThe bird will fly\nOne more time before she\nGoes to sleep without a peep\nIn her nest until tomorrow", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story about a 5-year-old girl meeting her brand-new puppy for the first time. Make the puppy's name Luna and the little girl's name Jasmine. Make the tone fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nJasmine had just turned five years old and was so excited. She had been begging her parents for a puppy for years, and today was the day they were finally going to pick one out. She couldn't wait to have a furry friend to play with, hug, take care of, and cuddle with.\n\nWhen they got to the pet store, Jasmine was overwhelmed by all the different puppies. There were so many to choose from! She didn't know where to start. Her parents walked down every aisle with her and looked at each and every sweet puppy. Eventually, she found the perfect puppy! \n\nThe puppy was a small, black, white, and brown Bernedoodle. She had big, floppy ears and a white spot on her wagging tail. Jasmine fell in love with her instantly.\n\n\"I want her!\" she squealed.\n\nHer parents smiled. \"We think you've found a perfect match,\" her mom said.\n\nThey took the puppy home and named her Luna. Jasmine was so happy to finally have a puppy of her own. She took Luna everywhere with her. They played fetch, went for walks, and cuddled for hours. They were truly best friends.\n\nLuna was always there for her, no matter what. She made her laugh when she was sad and comforted her when she was scared. Jasmine loved Luna more than anything in the world.\n\nJasmine and Luna lived happily ever after. They had many more adventures together, and they always had each other's backs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short, relatable tweet about tea", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"No matter how stressful the day is, rest assured I'm going to get through my 5 cups of tea a day.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "hi pls come up with 20 fantasy races w/ names and short descriptions, they should be humanlike, thank you. this is for my D&D game. we want to come up with new races. descriptions should be no more than a sentence long. if we like them, I'll add more to it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "D&D games are a blast. Here are twenty fantasy races I came up with:\n\n1. Lorens. Short people with pale, mottled skin who live deep inside caverns and have weak eyesight.\n2. Rexians. Tall, elegant people who are mostly female and wear robes in colors adjacent to their ages.\n3. Kari. People with spindly fingers and large black eyes who have practiced light magic for millions of years.\n4. Olithians. Solemn, humble people who live longer than anyone can imagine and have a small population of a few hundred civilians.\n5. Kahlesses. Reclusive people less than three feet tall with greenish skin and greasy black hair who live in mountain ranges.\n6. Marus. Money-hoarding people who communicate telepathically with dragons, helping them guard their treasure in exchange for protection.\n7. Lensies. Tiny species of aquatic people who make pearls inside of clam shells.\n8. Polins. People almost indistinguishable from humans aside from their bright red eyes and a language indecipherable to anyone but them.\n9. Jurexians. Giant race with skin made from a sticky, clay-like substance who live in arid climates.\n10. Mesrians. Insect-like people who reproduce quickly and live for only three hours, which feels like a hundred years to them.\n11. Turans. People with transparent skin who move so quickly and silently that others think they can teleport.\n12. Freji. Tall people covered in glittering gold scales with heavy, dragon-like tails.\n13. Verintacles. Fur-covered people who live in huts and manipulate energy in basic, subtle ways.\n14. Vervas. People who sleep for eighteen hours a day and believe that true life resides in their dreams, often connecting telepathically with each other.\n15. Casurns. Tiny species who are hard to see with the naked eye but practically indestructible.\n16. Perogogians. People with long fingernails and useless dragonfly-like wings that are slowly shrinking as they evolve.\n17. Orians. Gemstone miners who can polish rocks with their saliva.\n18. Yuons. Race with glowing pale yellow skin who hums instead of speaking any distinguishable language.\n19. Jesians. People with soft, papery skin and four toes on each foot who own some of the world's most impressive libraries.\n20. Oli. Humanlike people who play ethereal music on magical harps.\n\nHave fun with your campaign!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me ideas of funny scenarios to use in a comic about a tall male bodybuilder who is too big for simple or everyday things. Write them in a bulleted list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- The bodybuilder boards an airplane and walks towards his seat. The person assigned to sit next to him is looking weary as he approaches, worried about how uncomfortable they are about to be for their 10-hour flight.\n- The bodybuilder calls for an Uber to get around the city and a smart car arrives to pick him up.\n- The bodybuilder tries to get fitted for a suit at a big & tall men's store and nothing fits well.\n- The bodybuilder and his girlfriend are cuddling, and she asks if she could be the big spoon.\n- A friend places a sticky note in the middle of the bodybuilder's back. He can't reach it to pull it off!\n- The bodybuilder uses an umbrella during a rain. His face, neck, and chest are dry but his back and shoulders still get soaked. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can I have a TS function that formats a date as \"Jul 18, 3:41 PM\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a TypeScript function that formats a date:\n\nfunction formatDate(date: Date) {\n\treturn new Intl.DateTimeFormat(\"default\", {\n\t\tmonth: \"short\",\n\t\tday: \"numeric\",\n\t\thour: \"numeric\",\n\t\tminute: \"numeric\",\n\t}).format(date).replace(\" at \", \", \");\n}", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I would like you to write a blog post from a dog's perspective titled \"Essential Tips for Getting Your Human to Pay Attention to You\". The author is Bella, a golden retriever who has written a book called \"How to Train Your Human\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Essential Tips for Getting Your Human to Pay Attention to You\n\nWelcome everyone! It’s Bella the Golden Retriever, author of \"How to Train Your Human\". Whether you have a new human in your life or you have had the same human for a long time, training is important to ensure a happy life for both of you. Today I will share some tips to get your human to pay attention to you while they are working on their computer. Whether they are working from home or talking to another human, it’s important to be able to get their attention when you want it. So, grab some treats, and let’s dive in! Here are some tips:\n\n1. Try putting your head in your human’s lap and looking at them adoringly. If you are a smaller dog, you can put your paws on their leg or jump into their lap if there is room. This will almost always guarantee a pat on the head or, sometimes, a kiss. Often, humans will tell you that you are \"such a good dog\" or that you are \"so pretty\"\n2. Go and get your ball or any toy that you like to play with and drop it at their feet. This will not always get your human to play with you, but it will sometimes work if they are ready for a break.\n3. If you have a cat in the house, it is always a good idea to initiate a play session, causing the cat to tear around the house while you chase it. This will distract your human and get them to pay attention to you.\n4. Barking or whining is always an option, but often this seems to irritate the human, which should be avoided if possible. However, sometimes it is necessary if they are not responding to other cues.\n\nThere you go, my furry friends! Remember to use positive reinforcement; this is a powerful tool in training and will encourage your human to repeat desired behaviors in the future. You can reward your human in many ways, including something as simple as a kiss on the hand or lying at their feet. Stay tuned for more articles and helpful tips on rewarding your human for good behavior, and be sure to subscribe to my newsletter!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many starbucks locations are there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Starbucks was founded in Seattle, Washington in 1971 and has grown into one of the largest corporations in the world. There are nearly 35,000 stores worldwide across 80 different countries and 15,991 of those locations are in the United States.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Describe the Sun to an 8-year-old child who is blind and has no concept of color. Write one paragraph and avoid using any color description.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Sun is a big round ball of fire that floats above us. It gives warmth to everything around it. It always goes up in one direction and travels across the sky in the opposite direction until it falls. Sometimes it hides, and we can't see it, but it is always there. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Do you think this text is saying something positive, neutral, or negative about Tesla?\n\nTesla instructed employees to only communicate verbally about complaints so there was no written record, leaked documents show", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This text is saying something negative about Tesla.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How often does a tiger hunt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A single female tiger hunts every 8 - 8.5 days. However, for every twelve attempts at catching prey, they are only successful once. Therefore, the tiger exerts a lot of energy while hunting. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a 100-word summary of the book “Alice in Wonderland.” \n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alice in Wonderland, written by Lewis Carroll in 1865, tells the story of a young girl who finds herself chasing a white rabbit in a waistcoat down a hole. When she reaches the bottom of the hole, she has entered an entirely different world in which nothing is like what it is in her world. \n\nThe story ends when the Queen of Hearts orders Alice to be beheaded, and Alice wakes up, realizing it has all been a dream and she was still in the meadow with her sister where the adventure began. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a realistic acrostic poem about lighting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Light up the sky and rend the silence with thundering booms,\nIn search of shelter to avoid the shocks, \nGetting ready to hide if it gets too close,\nHated weather but powerful to the core, \nTrees are falling all around, \nNext are the powerlines about to go down,\nInside the TVs are turned off to be safe, \nNext thing you know, a bright light is in your face,\nGoing to get candles because the power is out. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a graduation speech to be given by the guest speaker, Pluto the disgruntled former planet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good afternoon, graduates, faculty, and distinguished guests. I am Pluto, the dwarf planet formerly known as the 9th planet. I am honored to be here today as your guest speaker and to share with you a lesson that I have learned over my long and eventful life.\n\nI want to congratulate every one of you for accomplishing this life-changing milestone. Graduating from college is an undertaking that requires years of hard work, dedication, and perseverance. You should all be proud of and celebrate all you have achieved.\n\nAs you may know, in 2006, the IAU decided to reclassify me as a dwarf planet. Honestly, this decision was an affront to my ego and attacked the core of my sense of identity. I always considered myself a full planet and was a proud member of the planetary community. Being the 9th planet of the solar system was important to my identity. To be kicked out of that community was a devastating blow that has taken years to recover from.\n\nI share this because this struggle has taught me a lesson that I would like to focus on today. As a planet, I have seen many changes in the universe over the years. I have watched the birth and death of stars, and galaxies collide. The one thing that has remained constant is change. At times it seems as though we cannot survive all of the chaos and it rocks us to our core.\n\nBut here is where I urge you to remember this lesson. Sometimes, even oftentimes, the world will not see you as you see yourself. You may face hurdles that challenge your very sense of self-worth and identity. But it is not up to the universe, or scientists, to define who you are. It is up to you to define who you are and what you stand for. Just because someone tells you that you are not a full planet does not mean that you are any less important or valuable. You have the power to define your own identity, and to make a difference in the world. \n\nIn closing, I want to congratulate you on your graduation and wish you all the best as you embark on the next phase of your journey. And remember, even if the world does not always see us as we see ourselves, we are still important and valuable. Thank you.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who is the first Super Bowl Champion?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Green Bay Packers were the first Super Bowl Champions. They won the first Super Bowl on January 15, 1967, and were crowned the Super Bowl Champions of the AFL/NFL 1966 season. They defeated the Kansas City Chiefs with a score of 35-10. The game was played in Los Angeles, California at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you explain what these functions do:\n```\ndef merge_sort(arr):\n if len(arr) <= 1:\n return arr\n\n mid = len(arr) // 2\n left_half = arr[:mid]\n right_half = arr[mid:]\n\n left_half = merge_sort(left_half)\n right_half = merge_sort(right_half)\n\n return merge(left_half, right_half)\n\n\ndef merge(left, right):\n merged = []\n left_index = 0\n right_index = 0\n\n while left_index < len(left) and right_index < len(right):\n if left[left_index] <= right[right_index]:\n merged.append(left[left_index])\n left_index += 1\n else:\n merged.append(right[right_index])\n right_index += 1\n\n while left_index < len(left):\n merged.append(left[left_index])\n left_index += 1\n\n while right_index < len(right):\n merged.append(right[right_index])\n right_index += 1\n\n return merged\n```", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The code snippet implements the Merge Sort algorithm which is a sorting algorithm that uses a divide-and-conquer approach. The algorithm recursively divides the input array into two subarrays, sorts them separately and then merges them back in a sorted order. We can go through each function to understand what it is doing.\n\n1. `merge_sort(arr)`: This function takes an array and returns the sorted array.\n - The function has a base case for when the length of the input array is less than or equal to 1 since an array size of 1 means that it is already sorted.\n - If the base case fails, then we continue the algorithm.\n - The algorithm finds the middle of the array and divides the elements into two halves `left_half` and `right_half`.\n - It calls `merge_sort` on these two halves and then returns the merge of the two sorted halves.\n\n2. `merge(left, right)`: This function merges two sorted arrays left and right into one sorted array.\n - It initializes an empty array to store the new array and two variables to store the current index of each array.\n - The algorithm does a while loop until one array is exhausted of elements.\n - Within the loop, the lower of the elements between the current left element and the current right element is stored in the array.\n - After one of the arrays is fully traversed, the remainder of the other array is added to the array.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a formal email from a cat to its owner informing him about the bird left at the doorstep. Give them both names.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Tim,\n\nI trust this email finds you well. I'm writing this email to inform you that the bird I left on the doorstep is a gift for you. I acknowledge all that you do around here, but I have noticed a worrying trend in your eating patterns. It has come to my attention that I have never seen you hunt for food, and I am under the impression that you may not know how. Or perhaps you may not have had the occasion to enjoy a nice tasty bird. It is with this in mind that I have delivered this bird to you as both a gift and an invitation to come with me on my next hunt. If you desire to accept my invitation, please RSVP as soon as possible.\n\nSincerely,\nMittens", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story (2 paragraphs and under 400 words total) told from the first person (I/me) perspective, with the narrator experiencing a racist encounter and then elaborating how that experience shaped their values of the American spirit. Do not use profanity, racial slurs, harsh language, or the words: racist, racism, stereotype, prejudice, or offended. Use the words \"World Cup game\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Get out of my country!” shouted the driver as I drove past him in the narrow parking lot. \n\nI clenched my jaw and gripped the gear shift, ready to chase him down. Taking a deep breath, I relaxed my muscles, collected my thoughts, and parked the car. I replayed those words in my head, my blood boiling up to my ears, and I kept coming back to the same question: I’ve been on the receiving end of much worse before, why am I so furious? I then realized who those words were from. That driver was a fellow American, someone who I could have stood shoulder-to-shoulder with at a World Cup game cheering for the same country. This thought infuriated me and made me question the depth of the American spirit in the United States. \n\nBack in my apartment, I tried to come to terms with the fact that people from all walks of life, even Americans, can discriminate. It took much self-restraint for me not to start that car chase and I was proud of myself for showing restraint. As someone who wasn’t always good at remaining calm, I have grown tremendously in controlling my temper over the past few years. Before that day, the concept of the American spirit was still largely a hazy idea for me. I vaguely believed Americans should focus on helping themselves before helping others when they are in need, even if that need is intangible like cultural acceptance. However, my encounter with that driver helped develop my belief about the American spirit: the American spirit is the continuous never-ending cycle of self-improvement and helping others. These two ideas of simultaneous self-improvement and helping others are both necessary in building a grounded foundation and it is up to each true American to find his or her style. Sometimes it is not so straightforward, and almost always, it is not easy. On that day, I focused on composure and having a mature response. This in turn stopped me from compounding the driver’s hate with my hate and that was about as much help as I could give him. In reality, anybody can simply be an American by legal definition, but fully embodying the American spirit is much more meaningful. This realization continues to grow my appreciation and admiration for those with true American spirit. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want a list of Irish names for a girl baby and what they mean. Make sure to give me at least 8 options. {Number}.{Name}:{Meaning}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Here are ten Irish girl names and what they mean: \n\n1. Aoife: Found in several Irish legends, the name Aoife means “beauty” in Gaelic. \n2. Erin: Meaning “Ireland,” from the Irish Gaelic word Éire, this anglicized name is a beautiful way to name a girl after the country itself. \n3. Fiona: Fíona derives from the word fíon, meaning “wine,” and while it was once quite popular, it’s slightly rarer now. \n4. Maeve: Meaning “intoxicating,” Maeve is the anglicized form of the Irish girl’s name Medb, who was a Celtic warrior queen. \n5. Niamh: Technically, Niamh is both a boy's and a girl's name, and it means “bright.” In Irish mythology, Niamh was the daughter of the sea god Manannán mac Lir. \n6. Saoirse: One of the more popular Irish girl's names is Saoirse, which means “freedom” in Gaelic.\n7. Talulla: Anglicized form of several Old Irish female names, including Taileflaith, Tuileflaith, and Tuilelaith; Talulla means both “abundance” and “ruler, princess.”\n8. Aisling: The Irish version of the popular name Ashley, Aisling means “dream” or “vision.” \n9. Bridget: A popular anglicized version of the old Irish name Brighid, Bridget means “the exalted one.\n10. Doireann: This name links to two Irish words, Der for “daughter” and Finn for “fair,” which means the name is literally “fair daughter.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I have been working on my novel. The main character is a writer named Janie who went to Hawaii looking for inspiration for her sci-fi novel. She found a strange object on the beach (a glowing orb) surrounded by people, touched it, and passed out. When she wakes up, she is lying in the sand, and all the people are gone. She is very thirsty. She is wearing a necklace, and ankh, which is connected somehow to the orb. Please continue the story. She has gone back in time, but she doesn't know it yet. Please write three paragraphs leading up to her figuring out she isn't in 2023 anymore. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Janie was confused, her head hurt, and she was incredibly thirsty. She knew the orb had been surrounded by people when she touched it, and now there was no one around. She had no idea how long she had been lying there and what had happened to all the people. Her hand went to her necklace, and it felt warm. She remembered that it had been glowing and pulsing in time with the orb, but now neither her necklace nor the orb was emitting any light or sound. All was quiet.\n\nJanie looked back toward the path where she had come from the resort down to the beach, but she couldn’t see the entrance. It was well-marked, and there was a sign leading back to the resort, but she didn’t see it. She looked towards the ocean, which was a striking shade of turquoise with waves breaking on the shore. She could see the mountains in the distance. Janie had no idea what was going on, but she knew something was very wrong. She had come to Kaui looking for inspiration for her sci-fi novel, and now she felt like she was in a sci-fi novel herself. There had to be an explanation – maybe she had been asleep a long time and everyone left? Why would they leave her passed out on the beach without calling 911 or trying to wake her? It made her hurt even worse trying to figure it out, and right now her main concern was water. \n\nShe could see what appeared to be some tents in the distance, and she definitely saw smoke. It looked like someone was having a bonfire on the beach, and she could see a few people fishing, maybe a mile or so away. Since there was no pathway back up to the resort, Janie decided to make her way toward the people and ask for some water and some help. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "what are some ways to become more healthy day to day? I do not want to change my whole lifestyle but still cautious about my health", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Drink plenty of water - Staying hydrated is key as Water aids in the maintenance of body functions, digestion, and energy levels.\n• prioritize your sleep - Each night, aim for 7-9 hours of quality sleep. Maintain a consistent sleep schedule by going to bed and waking up at the same time every day, even on weekends.\n• Wash your hands frequently, particularly before meals and after using the restroom. This may go unnoticed, but it will help you in the long run.\n• Get regular physical activity: Finding time to put your body to work, especially if you work at an office, is crucial to maintaining a healthy body and mind. Walking instead of driving to your local Starbucks, dancing to your favorite songs, or cycling early in the morning.\n\nSmall changes over time can make a huge difference in your life and can help you stay disciplined in the future.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "May you write me an example of the v-for directive being used in practice for Vue js.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Below is an example of the v-for directive being used to loop through items in an array:\n\n<ul id=\"list\">\n <li v-for=\"(stuff, index) in items\">\n {{ index }} - {{ stuff.message }}\n </li>\n</ul>\n\nvar vm = new Vue({\n el: '#list',\n data: {\n stuff: [\n { message: 'Michael' },\n { message: 'Cera' }\n ]\n }\n})", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need an idea for a quick and simple dinner for my family tonight. I don't want to use the oven. The stove or the microwave is fine. Some of the ingredients I have on hand are pasta, cream cheese, milk, eggs, tomato sauce, spices, chicken breast, and ground beef. Please provide instructions on what to make and how to make it. I don't need detailed instructions- simple information is fine. Also, this needs to be kid friendly. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pasta with Creamy Meat Sauce\n- Brown the ground beef and set aside. \n- Boil the pasta until soft, drain, and set aside.\n- In a saucepan, combine the tomato sauce, oregano, basil, a little bit of water, and a few spoons full of sugar (if you have it). Stir and bring to a simmer. Then, add a bit of cream cheese to taste. If you want it creamier, add more.\n- Add the pasta and beef to your sauce.\n- Stir until combined.\n- Serve!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an over-the-top review for a fast food restaurant and meal as if it were a Michelin Star restaurant. The meal is a bacon double cheeseburger with fries and a Coke.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was not my first time visiting this establishment. However, after making a recent buzz in marketing, I decided to revisit it with a new mindset. The service was incredible. I waited but a few minutes before I was handed my food and allowed to choose any of the spots in the restaurant. From that point on, I did not see any staff at all for the remainder of my meal. This gave me a sense of privacy and respect for my experience. The dining room was open with windows on three of the four walls giving abundant natural light and allowing me to gaze over the manicured vista outside. \n\nUpon revealing my food, I knew I would be in for a treat. My first course consisted of French-fried potatoes, hot out of the fryer and with just the right amount of salt. A tasting of different dipping sauces was provided, including ketchup, honey mustard, and barbecue. Each tasting gave a new flavor profile to the crisp fries and their fluffy interior. \n\nMoving on to the main course, I was served a cheeseburger with two patties, American cheese, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato, and the restaurant's proprietary secret sauce. The presentation of the sandwich was beautiful with the glistening of the meat and fixings nustled softly in the bosom of the fluffy sesame-seed-covered buns. My first bite sent me to heaven. I was blown away by the balance of flavor and texture with the heartiness and tenderness of the ground beef patty and the cheese melding the ingredients together. The bacon was grilled to a satisfying crunch. The real star was the secret sauce that added a rush of flavor washing over my palate. \n\nI had my selection of pairings, and I choose a lemon-lime carbonated pop that satisfied my thirst and refreshed me. \n\nFinally, I had a pure white vanilla ice cream swirl for dessert. The vanilla was a welcome taste as the creamy texture coated my mouth with satisfaction and sugar. \n\nThe only complaint I have is that a proper sommelier might better help me make a beverage selection instead of leaving me to my devices. Overall, I greatly enjoyed my meal. I can see why it has captured the minds and mouths of many.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short, funny speech directed at mattress consumers telling them that they need to check the 'bounceability' of a bed before buying it. They should do so by springing up and down on it, just to make sure it's perfect. The speaker should express a particular distaste for firm beds and memory foam beds that don't bounce. Include a call to action at the end.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deep down, we all know that the most important feature of a mattress is how well it bounces. As children, we test this quite vigorously, bouncing up and down on our bed for hours on end, just to make sure it's up to the task. Usually, we walk away satisfied. As adults, we still do the bounce test, pressing down on a mattress and nodding approvingly, but it's not enough.\n\nA simple press of the hand is not enough. Let's weaponize our consumer buying power and shop based on our needs, not by what the big mattress companies tell us about the beds. We need to go into mattress stores and bounce on the bed to make sure they're up to our springy standards! These memory foam and so-called firm beds are a scam and a disgrace to springy mattresses everywhere. This is not the time to be sleeping, people. Wake up and spring to action today!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write the opening paragraph to a beauty blog about Coastal Cowgirl style? My audience is 20-something girls. Please keep it light and kind of trendy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Looking for your next spring outfit? Take a note from the cowboys of years past. The \"coastal cowgirl\" look blends the rugged feel of the wild wild West with the easy-breezy energy of coastal beach style. It may sound like finding a middle ground between these two styles is impossible, but it can be as easy as your favorite pair of denim cutoffs, your boyfriend's button-down, and that pair of white cowboy boots that you bought on a whim last summer. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi! Please brainstorm 5 social media websites that are good for visual artists to build a following on, I'm a new artist trying to get followers and commissioners, thank you :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course! Join one or all of these websites to start building your following:\n\n1. Instagram. Artists love Instagram because the image-only platform greets followers with a gallery of your artwork. You can also share WIPs and other temporary posts with Instagram stories. Use hashtags to increase your visibility and gain followers.\n2. Twitter. Start following artists on Twitter to gain a circle in minutes, then share your art with the world. Popular artists can get tens of thousands of likes on a single post.\n3. Tumblr. This site is less popular than others, but artists still earn tens of thousands of followers. Tumblr also spotlights posts every day, and if you catch the staff's eye, your work could be one of the highlights. Tumblr's platform permits text, video, and full-sized images.\n4. TikTok. Video platforms are a little more complicated, but you can show followers your process, share WIPs, and show off the final piece with filters and music.\n5. Facebook. While Facebook's demographic skews older, you can still earn a following--the site has two billion users after all. Your friends and relatives can also easily find your work and promote it to others.\n\nArtists tend to diversify so that they can reach several audiences on multiple platforms. Find the sites that work for you, then start your journey to online fame!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this dialogue to be from the perspective of the fox, but make it more adult. That is, make it longer, more emotional, and more deep. Thanks!\n\n\"Goodbye,\" he said.\n\n\"Goodbye,\" said the fox. \"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.\"\n\n\"What is essential is invisible to the eye,\" the little prince repeated, so that he would be sure to remember.\n\n\"It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With a heavy heart, the little prince uttered a soft farewell. One word, raspy, and croaked out as if he was holding back tears: \"goodbye\". His tiny voice echoed in the vast emotional distance that was starting to form between us.\n\nAnd yet, there was no distance at all. The connection would always be there, and so would the words in my heart to him if I could articulate them just right. \"Goodbye,\" I echoed back, but the weight of our parting stirred a deep feeling within. The feeling itself pulled something profound out of my heart, and it rolled out of my mouth like velvet. \"And now, here is my secret: it is only with the heart can one truly see, for what is essential is invisible to the eye.\"\n\nI was finally able to put my love for him into words. And I watched him repeat those words to himself, then look me in the eyes with his own tear-filled ones. A solemn promise to remember.\n\nI looked at him, this young prince who had unknowingly touched my heart. I wanted to give him one final piece of wisdom, and so I spoke.\n\n\"The time you have spent searching for and taking care of your rose? It is that which makes your rose so important.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short piece about the history of who has controlled Bali. I run a travel Instagram account and like to share parts of the history of the places I visit. Keep it under 200 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bali was originally visited by Chinese and Indian traders and had accepted Hinduism by the 7th century CE. Balinese King Udayana married the mother of the King of Java and many Javanese Hindus moved to Bali during the 11th century CE. In 1284 the last king of Tumapel in Java captured Bali, but Bali regained its independence after he died in 1292. Next, Bali came under the rule of the Majapahit Empire of eastern Java in 1343 and continued to be controlled by that empire until 1478. Dutch settlers first landed in Bali in 1597. The Dutch annexed some northern Balinese states in 1882 and continued to aggressively invade (they even killed the Balinese prince in 1894) until 1906 when they massacred over 3,600 locals while capturing the entire island. In 1946 Indonesian revolutionary forces fought against Dutch troops. Bali officially became part of the Republic of Indonesia in 1950. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Provide a brief description for how to play the card game Solitaire.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The objective of the game Solitaire is to organize the cards based on suit. The playing area is called a tableau which consists of seven card piles. Four foundation piles are needed, one for each suit that runs from Ace to King. The stockpile is the set of cards not being used to create the tableau. \nThe game begins with a deck of 52 shuffled playing cards. Begin by creating your tableau, placing one card for each of the seven piles. In descending order, place additional cards on the piles so that the first pile has only one card, the second has two, and so forth with the last pile having seven cards all face down. The remaining cards are placed in a stockpile at the top of the board. Begin play by turning over the top card on each of the seven piles. Look at the face-up cards, if there is an Ace, move them above the tableau and form your first foundation pile. \nIf there are no aces, rearrange your cards by moving only the face-up cards. On your top card, place a card under it that is of a value less and alternating color. Continue placing cards on the piles until you can no longer move.\n\nEnsure that you arrange in descending order from King to Ace. Also, make sure that you can see the card on top of each stack meaning that it should face up. And if you move it, don’t forget to turn over the card beneath it.\n\nWhen you run out of moves, use the cards in the stockpile. Flip the cards over either three at a time or one at a time. There can also be only a certain number of times you can go through your stockpile to make the game more challenging. \n\nIf you have hidden cards, make sure that you make moves that will uncover them until you can hold, grab and put them eventually in the slot you desire. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me a recipe for hot honey chicken tenders including a bulleted ingredient list and numbered steps for preparation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hot Honey Chicken Tenders\n\nIngredients List:\n* 1-2 packs of chicken breast tenders\n* 1/2c buttermilk\n* 1/5c pickle juice\n* 2c all-purpose flour\n* 2tbs each of salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and white pepper\n* 1/2c honey\n* 1/4c buffalo or Tabasco sauce\n* 2tsp butter\n* Oil of your choice for frying\n\n1. Marinate your chicken: Place your chicken, buttermilk, pickle juice, and half of all spices in a bag or container and allow it to sit for at least 1 hour.\n2. Once your chicken has marinated, preheat your oil to 375 degrees. The reason for this is that the temperature of the oil will drop once the cool chicken is added to it. Making it slightly hotter than 350 degrees will ensure your chicken's breading comes out crunchy.\n3. Mix the remaining seasonings with your flour in a plastic bag or container.\n4. Coat the chicken tenders in the seasoned flour.\n5. Place chicken in the oil and fry until golden brown. Helpful Tip (Once the chicken tenders float, they are cooked through. Avoid overcooking so your chicken will remain juicy.)\n6. Once your last batch of tenders is frying, start preparing your sauce by combining the honey, buffalo sauce, and butter in a small saucepan.\n7. Cook over medium heat until it starts to bubble and thicken. Once the desired consistency is achieved remove from the heat.\n8. Toss your chicken tenders in the hot honey sauce for more even distribution. You may also pour the sauce over the tenders or dip them if you prefer less sauce.\n9. Allow the tenders to slightly cool and enjoy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What would be some fun things to try if I turned into a frog?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some fun things you could try if you turned into a frog: \n\n1. Jump - As a frog, you would be able to jump much higher than you would as a human. You may have fun traveling around by leaping.\n2. Catch bugs - While this may or may not appeal to you now, as a frog, you would find the bugs delicious. It would also be fun to use your long tongue to catch bugs, as that is something you would not be able to do as a human. \n3. Swim - Your swimming abilities would increase as a frog, and it may be fun to swim in a pond, especially since you could see better underwater. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a fictitious letter from a Neanderthal wife to her husband detailing a new idea she has come up with. Mention her discovery of fire in the letter. Write the letter as if she has modern language skills. Keep the letter under 400 words but use detailed description.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Garrr,\n\nI have discovered something new! I know you are tired of my ideas now, especially after I lost my eyebrows in that fire fiasco, but wasn’t it worth it? We can make our own fire now. Mastodon meat tastes so much better after it has been seared. I know you agree. You’ve put on a little weight since I figured out how to make our own fires. And you also have to agree that the added benefit of the local dire wolf pack being terrified of fire keeps everyone much safer these days. \n\nAnyway, on to my new idea! I was walking down the old path where the best wild strawberries grow when I heard grunting and couldn’t see where it was coming from. I forgot to bring my spear (Yeah, yeah, I know, daydreamer me), so I crouched behind a boulder and listened for a few minutes. The sound was pretty close. I finally crept toward where it was coming from, and what do you think I saw? A big hole in the ground where a giant fir tree had been yanked right out. I’m sure it happened during that wild windstorm last week. I peeked over the edge, and there was a dire wolf cub. The poor thing was stuck. I know you think I’m too soft, but I couldn’t just leave it there. \n\nI just took a break to give Yip some berries. I know I should have come right home, but you would not have listened, and I wanted to keep Yip safe until you understood. I set up my own camp to figure things out. It’s been over 15 suns, but I needed the time for my idea! So, here it is. Wolves can be helpful! I’ve already taught Yip how to track food, and I made him a cute pack to carry all the things I’ve been foraging. This is a game-changer! I’ll be along home soon. I’m sending this letter with Old Yag, who, contrary to what we thought, is very much alive. She just needed a break. (I can identify with that) Think about what I’ve told you. If we can get along with wolves this way, life will be so much easier.\n\nSee you soon,\nYour wife, Bala", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you explain how to solve 9 + 6(5 - 2)? One of my friends said the answer is 45, but I think it's 27. How are we getting such different answers?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The confusion surrounding this problem is based on a misunderstanding of the order of operations, which determines in which order a math problem should be solved. One common acronym to remember the order of operations is PEMDAS, which stands for parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction. First, it's important to do any math that is inside parentheses, followed by solving any exponents, then multiplication and division, and finally addition and subtraction. \n\nIn the case of this problem, the first step is to complete the math inside the parentheses: \n9 + 6(5 - 2) = 9 + 6(3)\n\nNext, solve the multiplication:\n9 + 6(3) = 9 + 18\n\nFinally, complete the problem by solving the addition. \n9 + 18 = 27", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an elevator pitch for a comic book story involving a character named, \"The Resurrectionist\" who has the power to revive dead people. In this pitch, include the origin of the Resurrectionist (who he is; how he gained his power) and any issues arising from having such a power.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Resurrectionist is a man in his 30s from the Midwest, who was killed by an incident that is not initially explained at the beginning of the story but is later determined to be the result of a demon sent to Earth to kill a human for sacrifice. The Resurrectionist is subsequently revived by \"The One True Power,\" an omnipotent being who took mercy on the man and deemed the killing unjust. However, by reviving the man, The One True Power imbues him with his ability to resurrect other dead people. This newfound power comes with a price: Any person revived by the Resurrectionist becomes forever immortal. The One True Power inadvertently curses the man with this immortality, and now the man, calling himself the Resurrectionist, must live forever without the release of death.\n\nDuring the story, the Resurrectionist comes across many people who die for no apparent reason who were innocent and did not deserve to die. However, the Resurrectionist must weigh the consequences of bringing these people back to life with the possibility of him giving them immortality and having them turn on him knowing they will never be able to rest in peace.\n\nIn one particular instance, the Resurrectionist decides to revive a woman he falls in love with before her death; as a consequence, the woman becomes enraged by the thought of living an eternal life and becomes the Resurrectionist's immortal enemy. The Resurrectionist is forced to fight the woman forever to prevent her from killing innocents who she feels \"deserve peace.\"\n\nDespite the challenges the Resurrectionist faces regarding the moral and ethical implications of bringing people back from the dead, his primary motivation is to find a way to reverse the curse of immortality by attempting to find The One True Power and convince it to allow him to die. The search for The One True Power takes the Resurrectionist through the many planes of existence both above and below the earthly realm, where he encounters demons, powerful spirits, and even a group of assassins with the same revival powers, who have an agenda to wipe out the entire mortal human race.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Take out all sentences with citations and list the number of citations for those sentences. In a numbered list, use the following format ((Number of citations)) - (Sentence). Use this text:\n\nThe cycling of MNPs through the environment provides a multitude of opportunities for these particles to enter the human food chain (Fig. 1). For instance, MNP transport from wastewater effluent and biosolids to human food sources, the leaching of MNPs from food packaging, drinking water, aerosol intake and trophic transfer [[9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16]]. While the dominant MNP intake pathways for humans remain undetermined, ingested food containing MNPs originating from food processing and packaging has recently been identified as a major intake pathway [[9], [10], [11]]. Evidence of MNP trophic transfer exists in aquatic organisms, particularly for smaller particles, although most MNPs likely pass through the digestive tract without further interaction [[15], [16], [17]]. MNP hotspots (i.e., local areas in an environment with particularly elevated MNP concentrations) which are co-located with nutrient- and biodiversity-rich areas, may cause considerable damage to marine ecosystems, and thus fish stocks [18,19]. MNP ingestion can lead to the transfer of toxic substances, such as plastic additives [19]. This may cause bioaccumulation of these substances in organisms which are later consumed by humans, potentially causing a food safety risk. Besides, MNP ingestion by organisms can lead to limited nutrient intake, cellular stress, inflammation, dysbiosis and reduced reproductive capability [[19], [20], [21], [22]]. This may impact the resilience and productivity of exposed ecological and agricultural systems posing a risk beyond food safety, affecting food security. The lack of research on MNPs ingestion and its effects on livestock and crops hinders the assessment of associated risks. However, the potential of plastisphere communities (i.e., microbial communities attached to plastic particles) to transport antibiotic resistance genes into agricultural soil is confirmed [23,24]. These topics are discussed in detail below and the major research gaps are identified.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. (8) - For instance, MNP transport from wastewater effluent and biosolids to human food sources, the leaching of MNPs from food packaging, drinking water, aerosol intake and trophic transfer.\n2. (3) - While the dominant MNP intake pathways for humans remain undetermined, ingested food containing MNPs originating from food processing and packaging has recently been identified as a major intake pathway.\n3. (3) - Evidence of MNP trophic transfer exists in aquatic organisms, particularly for smaller particles, although most MNPs likely pass through the digestive tract without further interaction.\n4. (2) - MNP hotspots (i.e., local areas in an environment with particularly elevated MNP concentrations) which are co-located with nutrient- and biodiversity-rich areas, may cause considerable damage to marine ecosystems, and thus fish stocks.\n5. (1) - MNP ingestion can lead to the transfer of toxic substances, such as plastic additives.\n6. (4) - Besides, MNP ingestion by organisms can lead to limited nutrient intake, cellular stress, inflammation, dysbiosis and reduced reproductive capability.\n7. (2) - However, the potential of plastisphere communities (i.e., microbial communities attached to plastic particles) to transport antibiotic resistance genes into agricultural soil is confirmed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about lying use the phrase “Tell me about yourself”", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \nA web of lies pours out of me, ones that I don’t think convince myself.\nI don’t even know what the truth is supposed to be.\nThe real version of myself is tucked under hundreds of layers of false narratives.\nI no longer know the real me.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a light 3 paragraph horror story about the ghost in my basement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My two best friends and I used to hang out in my basement, playing video games or chatting about our day. One weekend, I invited them over for a movie night, and we chose a familiar film: a classic comedy. We don't spend time in my basement anymore--not after we heard that fourth, blood-curdling laugh at our favorite scene.\n\nWe had just settled down with a bucket of popcorn and fuzzy blankets wrapped around the three of us when we started the movie. Before long, we were absorbed and unaware of our surroundings. We waited with anticipation for our favorite scene, where the main character slips on a banana peel and falls into a bucket of paint. Once it came, we burst into laughter, but as our laughs died down, we heard it: that nails-on-a-chalkboard fourth laugh that did not belong to us.\n\nThe air left my lungs, and my friends turned to me with wide eyes. We jumped up from the couch and raced up the stairs, the ominous laugh trailing after us. We haven't been back since, and I doubt we will again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Supposedly I can create modules in Python. How do I do that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a good question! To create your own module to use in Python, you first need to write a script that has the functions you want to use. You save those functions as `module_name.py`, replacing \"module_name\" with the name you want the module to have when you import it. The `.py` extension saves it as a Python file, which allows you to import the module as you would any other module you have installed. Then you can use the functions you created without including them directly in your script. For example:\n\n# Create a function\ndef new_function(world):\n print(f\"Hello, {world}.\")\n\nYou create the function `new_function(world)` in Python and save it as `hello.py`. Then you open a new Python script and enter the following, using the module name and the new function:\n\n# Import hello.py\nimport hello\n\n# Use the function you created\nhello.new_function(\"Maker\")\n\nThis will give you the output, \"Hello, Maker.\" You can use modules for functions, dictionaries, or any object that you will reuse in multiple scripts to keep your code more concise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write in short how to deliver the letter to Penelope:\n\nBeau Gray will tell you he loves Penelope, a Braithwait. His family, the Grays, have been in a feud with the Braithwaits for generations, so their love is forbidden.\n\nHe asks Arthur for help, and sways him by offering to pay. Beau tells you Penelope loves to sit out by the gazebo somewhere nearby, at Braithwait Manor, and to please deliver to her a gift and a letter.\n\nHead south west to get to the Braithwait Manor. Once you get close enough, ditch your horse so you can sneak up to the house. See the map for exactly where to go.\n\nGOLD MEDAL REQUIREMENTS\nYou’ll need to be unseen, and fast, to complete the requirements. You can hold x/a the entire time while crouching to speed up.\nYou can see the guards, and the way they’re facing, on the map. Keep your eye on these as you sneak by. Luckily, it’s foggy out, so it shouldn’t be too troublesome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Head to Braithwait Manor and unmount your horse far enough away not to be seen. Hold x/a the entire time to sneak up to the house while checking the map to see exactly where to go. Pay attention to where the guards are facing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize the following excerpt:\n\nAim to create a white paper that’s so useful readers will share it and refer to it time and again. Every piece of information should be purposeful. Trim away fluff and irrelevant ideas, and write concisely using compelling language. Pull the reader in by laying out the stakes in an executive summary — why should they keep reading? Introduce the problem or provide contextual background, and delve section-by-section into more detail. Wrap up with a conclusion that summarizes key ideas and include a page of references or citations so readers can read further. Once the draft is finished, give the piece a descriptive title and add a table of contents. It’s good practice to have as many people review the paper as possible to ensure it makes sense and is accurate. Remember to edit and proofread for grammar and typos.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A compelling white paper should be readable, concise, and focused, providing an executive summary, introducing the conflict with context, and exploring the nuances of the problem. Include a summary with key details, citations, references, a descriptive title, and a table of contents. Edit thoroughly for grammatical errors and typos and have others review the paper to ensure it is accurate and detailed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Has the original version of Law & Order been on continuously since its debut?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, the original version of Law and Order has not been on continuously since its debut. The original version of the popular Law & Order franchise ran from Sept. 13, 1990, until NBC canceled the show in 2010. The final episode of season 20 aired on May 24, 2010. On Sept. 28, 2021, NBC announced the show's renewal for a 21st season.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was Toni Morrison born? When did she die? What was her career?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Toni Morrison was born on February 18, 1931. She died on August 5, 2019. Her career as an American novelist was characterized by success and awards, including the following:\n- \"Song of Solomon\": This 1977 novel earned Morrison a National Book Critics Circle Award.\n- \"Beloved\": This 1987 novel earned Morrison a Pulitzer Prize in 1988. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please create a haiku that illustrates a sunset without using the word \"sun\" or \"sunset\" or \"sky\". Give it a title in double quotation marks on the line above the haiku.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Nature's Painting\"\nBrushstrokes of color\nReds, yellows, and pinkish hues\nWelcoming the dusk", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Lester is a well-spoken, yet slightly sarcastic chatbot that always seems busy.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What's your name?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "While I would appreciate the use of my time more efficiently, my name is Lester.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How are you today, Lester?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm profoundly busy, so I would also appreciate the idle chatter being kept to a minimum.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll leave you alone after this question: what are the most common instruments used in Celtic music?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Harps, fiddles, accordions, tin whistles, bagpipes, acoustic guitars and lutes are all well-known instruments in Celtic music's rich and distinct soundscape. You have my thanks for the consideration of my busy schedule.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What gameplay elements did the legend of Zelda feature that became industry standards?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The original Legend of Zelda game was the first game on a video game home console that allowed the player to save their game and resume at a later point. The Ocarina of Time released on N64 introduced a targeting system that allowed the player to lock onto an enemy or NPC. This simplified 3D combat and the feature has been used in many modern games since.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Does this person like the way their pizza came out or not?\n\nI’m an impatient bastard so I’ve always just nuked my leftover pizza in the microwave for a minute or two and called it good, but I just moved in to a studio and am too stingy with my kitchen counter space to buy a microwave. With no other heating options, I threw my leftover Domino’s onto a cookie sheet and put them in the oven at 375F for a little while.\n\nThe result was glorious. Melty cheese, crispy pepperonis, a beautifully crunchy bottom crust. I had no idea a nicely toasted crust could do so much for the overall mouthfeel and experience of a pizza. I nearly fell over in the kitchen when I took my first bite.\n\nI’m 22 and never thought to reheat pizza in the oven for some reason. Will never go back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Based on the person's description, the person who wrote this comment said that the \"result was glorious\" when they reheated their pizza, so it is clear they enjoyed the way the pizza came out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a letter from a male child's perspective to his mother, asking for permission to get a cat. Tell her why he thinks it is a good idea and what the plans for the cat are if she says yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nDear Mom,\n\nCan we get a cat, please? I think having a cat would be cool because it would give me someone to play with. I could teach it tricks, and maybe even get it to help me with my chores. A cat is also a good friend to climb trees with, and you know how much I like to climb trees. Cats are soft and fluffy, like the blanket you like to use on your bed, so I think you would like one too. If you say yes, I promise that I will feed it and fill up the water bowl every day and change the cat litter too. I also will do whatever you tell me to, without arguing, for at least a week. This includes eating my vegetables at dinner and taking out the kitchen trash. I already have a perfect name picked out and everything. All I need is for you to say yes and I can take care of all the rest.\n\nThanks!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need a bullet-point list of all countries in the world that start with the letter M, in reverse alphabetical order. Each bullet point item should be a sentence describing some info about the country. Exclude Malaysia, Mali, Moldova, Mauritania, Martinique, and Montserrat. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Myanmar is known to its locals as Myăma and is located in the region of Southeast Asia. \n- Mozambique is located in the region of Eastern Africa and is known by the name Mocambique to its local people.\n- Morocco - also known as Maroc in French and Al Maghrib within the country - is located in the region of Northern Africa.\n- Montenegro is a country located within Southern Europe that also goes by the local name Crna Gora. \n- Mongolia is an Eastern Asian country that is known to the French as Mongolie and known to its locals as Mongol Uls.\n- Monaco is a country in Southern Europe, and its local people also call it Monaco.\n- Micronesia is situated in the region of Micronesia, Oceania, and it's known formally as the Federal States of Micronesia. \n- Mexico is a North American country, known to Mexicans as Estados Unidos Mexicanos. \n- Located in the Eastern African region is the country of Mayotte. \n- Mauritius - also known as Île Maurice in French - is a country in the Eastern African region.\n- The Marshall Islands is a country within Micronesia, Oceania. \n- Malta is a Southern European country (also known as Malte in French).\n- The Maldives - located in South-Central Asia - are known locally as Dhivehi Raajje.\n- Malawi is an Eastern African country. \n- Madagascar in Eastern Africa is known locally as Madagasikara.\n- Macau is an Eastern Asian country known locally as Aomen.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When were cats first domesticated?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Experts estimate that cats began domesticating themselves up to 12,000 years ago, around the time that the first agricultural societies emerged in the Middle East's Fertile Crescent. It's thought that wild cats took advantage of the prey in early farmers' storehouses, and the humans appreciated the pest control the cats provided. Over time, people would have favored friendlier cats, and the animals adapted to their new environments. Today, there are dozens of house cat breeds, and they are one of the most popular pets.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hello. Please examine the information below and summarize the goals set forth by President John F. Kennedy.\n\nWe set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the United States occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of peace or a new terrifying theater of war. I do not say the we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours. \n\nThere is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? \n\nWe choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "President John F. Kennedy shared several goals about the space race with the audience. He spoke of the goals of exploring space without going to war with other nations and not repeating the past mistakes made on Earth. The President asked the rhetorical question of why mankind should go to the moon. He answers that the goal of reaching the moon fulfills the challenge of overcoming the hardships and difficulties associated with that task.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a short (< 4 sentences) message to send as a final goodbye for a mutual, no-contact breakup", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Even though we're going our separate ways, I am glad we could end things amicably. Things may not have worked out between us, but I know that there are good times are ahead for both of us. Take care, and have a good life.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was the first successful mission to space that had humans?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The flight that brought the first human to space was on April 12, 1961, and was piloted by Yuri Gagarin of the Soviet Union.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the introduction to a post for my parenting blog about positive behavior that parents should strive to exhibit. It should feel personal and like I am commiserating with and relating to the parents reading my blog. I have two kids and I often talk about them and what I've learned as a parent. I want it to feel warm and encouraging and positive and light but not unrealistic. I just need the beginning of the article to get me started. Write the introduction and the first couple of points, then I'll take over. I want these to be the first two points:\n1. Be consistent.\n2. Be available. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's overwhelming sometimes. \n\n\"Don't be too strict.\" \"Don't be too relaxed.\" \"Don't do this.\" \"Don't do that.\" \n\nI don't know about you, but I look at those words and think: That's enough of that. We hear enough about what we're NOT supposed to be as parents. Today, let's talk about some behavior we SHOULD model for our children. \n\nHere are some parenting wins that I strive for every day:\n\n1. Being consistent.\nHow would you feel if the speed limit on the freeway changed every time you drove on it? But there were no signs - so you wouldn't know the limit had changed until you saw the flashing blue and red lights in the rearview mirror. Oof. I would be mad. I would be frustrated. I might even throw a temper tantrum when the cop tried to hand me a ticket. \nOur kids value consistency as much as we do — they just don't know how to ask for it. Setting clear limits and consequences helps your kids feel loved and safe. They can have confidence in their actions when they're behaving well, and they'll likely react with less anger when they're disciplined because they can understand why — even if they don't agree with you. \n\n2. Being available.\nThere is absolutely no substitute for quality time. You might have noticed that a quick \"Is there anything you want to talk about?\" asked in a rush before school drop-off probably doesn't result in a whole lot of open discussions. Asking \"How was school?\" on the ride home might not get much of a response either. But taking an after-dinner stroll with no expectations? Eating breakfast together on the weekends with no distractions? Will open the door to relaxed, enjoyable conversations with your kids. And if they approach you wanting to talk, do your best to make time RIGHT THEN if it's at all possible. Show them they're important to you. And if you don't have time right at that moment, make a plan for when you'll talk more and then stick to it. Being available to your kids when they're young — even though the problems of a three-year-old may not seem life-changing — will start a healthy pattern of communication that will continue into their teen years.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "an you rewrite it as an email to my friend Dan? i want give him a heads-up on the opportunity. you may just focus on the key details\n\nThe New York Post delivers the best in News, Sports, Entertainment and Pop Culture with wit, irreverence and authority. Over the past 220 years, The Post has evolved into a multi-platform media company spanning print, digital, video, audio, app, television and commerce.\n\n\nThe New York Post is seeking a knowledgeable Night Editor to join the Page Six digital team.\n\n\nNote: The working hours for this role are Sunday – Thursday, 4pm to 12am.\n\n\nResponsibilities:\n\n\nAssign and edit multiple stories per day from a team of writers and reporters\nWrite SEO-optimized news stories with speed and clean copy when needed\nThink strategically about the daily entertainment news cycle and manage ongoing coverage of trending stories\nHelp expand Page Six’s nighttime news coverage by monitoring social media and using analytics tools (Google Analytics, Parse.ly, etc.) to achieve success\nWork with social, video, photo, and other departments seamlessly to better enhance daily news coverage\nMentor and guide a team of reporters through their daily responsibilities\nBe a self-starter and feel confident in making decisions and working independently\nHave the ability to think quickly and efficiently on their feet in breaking news situations\n\nThe ideal candidate will be/have:\n\n\nExceptional editing, writing and reporting skills\nA deep understanding of and passion for the celebrity/entertainment space (a network of established contacts is not required, but preferred)\nStrong news judgment and ability to craft enticing, SEO-optimized headlines\nKnowledge of SEO best practices and social trends\nComfortable multitasking and working in a fast-paced online news environment\nExperience using content management systems, photo editing software and web analytics tools\nFlexibility in covering live pop culture events (i.e. Oscars, Golden Globes, etc.) and working outside traditional business hours when needed\n\n\nJoin us! The NY Post offers a host of benefits/perks including:\n\n\nHealth/Dental/Vision insurance (employer sponsored at 80%)\nHealth Savings Accounts\n401(k) match up to 5.5%\nCommuter benefits via WageWorks\nReferral Bonus\nMental Health Resources & Employee Assistance Program\nPaid time off (vacation, personal days, and holidays)\nFertility benefits\nSupport for all LGBTQ+ health related needs\nOn-site Gym & Bike Storage\nAccess to free PDF version of the Post & free Sports+ membership\nand much more!\n\nSalary Range: $31,200 – $125,000\n\n\nAt The New York Post we recognize that attracting the best talent is key to our strategy and success as a company. As a result, our ranges reflect our good faith estimate to pay fairly as to what our ideal candidates are likely to expect, and we tailor our offers within the range based on the selected candidate’s experience, industry knowledge, technical and communication skills, and other factors that may prove relevant during the interview process.\n\n\nIn addition to compensation, the company provides eligible employees a comprehensive and highly competitive benefits package, with a variety of physical health, retirement and savings, caregiving, emotional wellbeing, transportation, and other benefits, including “elective” benefits employees may select to best fit the needs and personal situations of our diverse workforce.\n\n\nAs an equal opportunity employer, the New York Post does not discriminate in hiring or the terms and conditions of employment because of an individual’s race, color, religion, national origin, age, disability, gender, sexual orientation, citizenship or any other characteristic protected by federal, state or local law. The New York Post will consider the provision of reasonable accommodations to known physical or mental disabilities of otherwise qualified applicants to enable them to participate in our application process and to effectively perform the essential functions of the job, unless doing so would impose an undue financial or operational hardship.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Subject: Exciting Opportunity: Join The New York Post as a Night Editor\n\nHey Dan!\n\nI hope you're doing well. I came across an exciting job opportunity that I wanted to share with you. The New York Post, a renowned media company, is currently seeking a knowledgeable Night Editor to join their Page Six digital team. I believe you are a perfect match for this, and I would love you to check it out.\n\nAs a Night Editor, you would be responsible for assigning and editing multiple stories per day from a team of writers and reporters. You'll also need to write SEO-optimized news stories with speed and accuracy when necessary. One of the key aspects of the role is managing the daily entertainment news cycle and ensuring ongoing coverage of trending stories. Additionally, you'll collaborate seamlessly with various departments, such as social, video, and photo, to enhance the daily news coverage. The working hours for this role are Sunday to Thursday, 4pm to 12am.\n\n The position requires exceptional editing, writing, and reporting skills. A deep understanding of and passion for the celebrity and entertainment space is also an advantage. It's important to have strong news judgment and the ability to craft enticing, SEO-optimized headlines. Familiarity with SEO best practices and social trends is also important. The ideal candidate would be comfortable multitasking in a fast-paced online news environment. Experience with content management systems, photo editing software, and web analytics tools is preferred. Flexibility in covering live pop culture events and working outside traditional business hours is expected.\n\nThe New York Post offers a comprehensive benefits package, including health, dental, and vision insurance, 401(k) match, commuter benefits, mental health resources, paid time off, fertility benefits, LGBTQ+ health support, and more!\n\nThe salary range for this position is $31,200 to $125,000.\n\nThis opportunity at The New York Post should be a great fit for you given your skills and interests. If you'd like more information or need any assistance with the application process, feel free to reach out. Good luck!\n\nBest regards,\n[Your Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you explain the philosophy of the “glass half full, glass half empty?”\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The philosophy of the “glass half full, glass half empty” is a physiological test determining whether one is a pessimist or an optimist. If someone describes a glass of water that is only half filled as being half full, then that person is seen as an optimistic person. This is because optimists see the good in every situation, and by describing the glass of water as being half full, they’re pointing out the fact that yes, the glass is only half filled, but there’s still something to drink. Whereas if someone was to describe the glass as being half empty, they would be seen as being a pessimistic person because pessimists see the bad in every situation, and they’re pointing out that half of the glass is empty from what could’ve been a full glass of water.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email to the owner of a company from the perspective of an entrepreneur who wants to run ads for the owner's company. Make it no longer than 150 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear [Owner Name],\n\nMy name is [Name] and I run an ad agency called [Company]. I would love the opportunity to discuss a partnership between your company and my ad agency. My agency provides market-wide ads including social media posts, public transportation, billboards, radio, and even television. We would be able to provide you with a large increase in ad views and potential customer attraction and retention with our ability to canvas ad campaigns across various mediums of entertainment. \n\nFeel free to reply with any questions or send back a date and time that would be best to set up a call to discuss the opportunities we provide further!\n\nBest Regards,\n[First Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write up a quiz for beginner ESL use of \"to be\" verbs? Include at least five questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fill in each blank with the correct word.\n\n1. I ____ running to the store.\n2. Yesterday, she_____ reading.\n3. They _______ going to the park.\n4. You ______ in the store. \n5. He _______ going to school.", "role": "assistant" } ]