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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make a bullet-point list of 5 tips for decorating a cake. Make sure to include examples, if there are any, for the tips.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Decorate your cake with quality cake-decorating tools for the perfect smoothness. Items you'll want to use for decorating include a cake scraper, an icing spatula, a cake disk, and a piping bag. \n\n2. Freeze your cake for 15 minutes after assembling and applying the first thin layer of frosting, the crumb coat. The crumb coat holds your cake together, so if you see cake layers mixing into the buttercream, you need to freeze your cake for a few more minutes to allow the crumb coat to set.\n\n3. Use your cake scrapper at a 45-degree angle to create lovely smooth edges for your cake. Using your scrapper at this angle will let you be almost eye level with your cake to see what is happening as you smooth it out closely.\n\n4. Make clean-cut edges on your cake using an acrylic cake disk when applying your buttercream. An acrylic cake disk will help you make the flat cake top and straight edges you want on your cake.\n\n5. When piping your cake, keep it from the edge of the cake. Instead, you'll want to decorate the cake by holding the piping bag slightly toward the middle to ensure that the frosting doesn't fall off the edge of the cake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a joke email to my boss saying that I am leaving the job effective immediately. Include that it's not me, it's them. Make it funny and nonsensical to read and end it with \"kiss my peaches.\" Feel free to be sassy, but not vulgar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To El Maestro Capitan,\nI am writing to inform you that I quit, effective immediately. Don't worry; it's not me; it's you. First of all, I truly relish that this will be the last time I have to call you by that stupid title, Tom. I'm tired of being asked to fold the dishes and mow your laundry while I am trying to talk to a client about their car insurance. It is neither my responsibility nor my job description to organize your account numbers alphabetically. Also, staff meetings shouldn't start with \"Smell this!\" While I appreciate the kind gesture of \"bring your walrus to work day,\" the fallout and collateral damage wrought immeasurable havoc on my psyche and our work environment. Playing \"My Heart Will Go On\" on the loop has caused me so much stress that I'm about ready to give up my broken raft to my lover and sink into the icy depths of the ocean. I could go on, but then \"I Will Survive\" will become \"I Won't Survive.\" I'm out! Kiss my peaches.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some fun outdoor activities for two kids, ages 10 and 11 to do at home in a small backyard? They like to be physically active, play in dirt, and with bugs. The ideas should be creative and engaging but do not require too much adult guidance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are a few ideas for fun outdoor activities in a small backyard:\n\n1. Plant a small garden: If the kids already enjoy playing in the dirt, set up a small garden bed and teach them how to plant flowers, herbs, or even vegetables in a small garden bed. They can also learn about the different plants and how to care for them.\n\n2. Scavenger hunt: Create a list of treasures, then hide them along with clues in the backyard. Let the kids search for hidden treasure while exploring the outdoors.\n\n3. Bug exploration: Encourage the kids to look for bugs in the backyard and collect them in jars to examine them up close. Ask questions about what they find to help identify the different bugs.\n\n4. Nature-themed art: Use natural materials in the backyard, like leaves, flowers, and rocks, to create artwork on posterboard or cardboard. Paint larger rocks with acrylic paint to display in the garden.\n\n5. Water play: Set up an area with a kiddie pool, bowl, cups, or other utensils to let the kids play with water. Play Sink or Float in the water by guessing whether an object will sink or float before putting it in the pool.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a story about George and Ann. Make George be in love with Ann but afraid to tell her, but have him tell her in the end. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "George and Ann had been friends since they were kids. They even had apartments next to one another. George had always loved Ann but had never had the nerve to tell her. He was too worried it would mess up their relationship or that she didn't feel the same way. Ann had recently gotten a job offer in a city far away and George was coming to realize his time to admit his feelings to her was running short. \n\nHe had decided that morning before their daily brunch date that today was the day. He left his apartment and went to the flower shop on the corner. He knew her favorite flowers were tulips and it felt like a sign that there were so many choices in tulip bouquets today. He selected the blue and yellow ones because he knew those were her favorite colors and then returned to the apartment building to pick up Ann. \n\nHe felt his heart beating fast as he knocked on her door. He'd play it by ear. Even if she seemed put off by the flowers, he could just say he was getting them for her for another reason. When Ann answered the door he was greeted with her smile. He sighed with relief and handed her the flowers. She invited him inside while she put them in a vase and then they went to brunch. While they were eating George decided to ask Ann if she was going to take the job. She seemed hesitant about the idea of moving far away. Seeing this as his \"in,\" he decided to tell Ann how he had loved her their entire lives. Ann took a moment to respond, causing George to feel even more nervous. The waiter brought the food, which prolonged the wait for her reply. \n\nFinally, Ann laughed a little. \"I never thought you'd tell me. I've been waiting since high school.\" George reached for her hand and realized the happy life that was to come. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was Martin Luther King, Jr., and when was he assassinated? ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Martin Luther King was an American Baptist minister and activist who was one of the most prominent leaders in the American civil rights movement. He was assassinated on Thursday, 4 April 1968. He was shot dead while standing on a balcony outside his room at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. James Earl Ray, an escaped fugitive, later confessed to the crime.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a short email (four sentences or less) to my friend Ron asking if I can borrow his Nintendo next weekend. Assure him that I will be careful with it, and will not let my younger brother anywhere near it. Remind Ron that I let him borrow my sunglasses last year on the camping trip, and explain that it would be nice if he'd return the favor. Sign the email, you're best friend instead of sincerely", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Ron, \n\nCan I please borrow your Nintendo next weekend? I promise that I will be very careful with it, and don't worry, my little brother won't be allowed anywhere near it. I'd like to remind you that I did let you borrow my sunglasses last year during the camping trip. It would be nice for you to return the favor by letting me borrow your Nintendo. \n\nYou're best friend, \n(Name)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this kids' story as a dark suspenseful thriller\n\nOnce upon a time there was an old mother pig who had three little pigs and not enough food to feed them. So when they were old enough, she sent them out into the world to seek their fortunes.\n\nThe first little pig was very lazy. He didn't want to work at all and he built his house out of straw. The second little pig worked a little bit harder but he was somewhat lazy too and he built his house out of sticks. Then, they sang and danced and played together the rest of the day.\n\nThe third little pig worked hard all day and built his house with bricks. It was a sturdy house complete with a fine fireplace and chimney. It looked like it could withstand the strongest winds.\n\nThe next day, a wolf happened to pass by the lane where the three little pigs lived; and he saw the straw house, and he smelled the pig inside. He thought the pig would make a mighty fine meal and his mouth began to water.\n\nSo he knocked on the door and said:\n\n Little pig! Little pig!\n Let me in! Let me in!\nBut the little pig saw the wolf's big paws through the keyhole, so he answered back:\n\n No! No! No! \n Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!\nThree Little Pigs, the straw house Then the wolf showed his teeth and said:\n\n Then I'll huff \n and I'll puff \n and I'll blow your house down.\nSo he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! The wolf opened his jaws very wide and bit down as hard as he could, but the first little pig escaped and ran away to hide with the second little pig.\n\nThe wolf continued down the lane and he passed by the second house made of sticks; and he saw the house, and he smelled the pigs inside, and his mouth began to water as he thought about the fine dinner they would make.\n\nSo he knocked on the door and said:\n\n Little pigs! Little pigs!\n Let me in! Let me in!\nBut the little pigs saw the wolf's pointy ears through the keyhole, so they answered back:\n\n No! No! No!\n Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!\nSo the wolf showed his teeth and said:\n\n Then I'll huff \n and I'll puff \n and I'll blow your house down!\nSo he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! The wolf was greedy and he tried to catch both pigs at once, but he was too greedy and got neither! His big jaws clamped down on nothing but air and the two little pigs scrambled away as fast as their little hooves would carry them.\n\nThe wolf chased them down the lane and he almost caught them. But they made it to the brick house and slammed the door closed before the wolf could catch them. The three little pigs they were very frightened, they knew the wolf wanted to eat them. And that was very, very true. The wolf hadn't eaten all day and he had worked up a large appetite chasing the pigs around and now he could smell all three of them inside and he knew that the three little pigs would make a lovely feast.\n\nThree Little Pigs at the Brick House\n\nSo the wolf knocked on the door and said:\n\n Little pigs! Little pigs!\n Let me in! Let me in!\nBut the little pigs saw the wolf's narrow eyes through the keyhole, so they answered back:\n\n No! No! No! \n Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!\nSo the wolf showed his teeth and said:\n\n Then I'll huff \n and I'll puff \n and I'll blow your house down.\nWell! he huffed and he puffed. He puffed and he huffed. And he huffed, huffed, and he puffed, puffed; but he could not blow the house down. At last, he was so out of breath that he couldn't huff and he couldn't puff anymore. So he stopped to rest and thought a bit.\n\nBut this was too much. The wolf danced about with rage and swore he would come down the chimney and eat up the little pig for his supper. But while he was climbing on to the roof the little pig made up a blazing fire and put on a big pot full of water to boil. Then, just as the wolf was coming down the chimney, the little piggy pulled off the lid, and plop! in fell the wolf into the scalding water.\n\nSo the little piggy put on the cover again, boiled the wolf up, and the three little pigs ate him for supper.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a desolate land, deep in the hearts of darkness, an old mother pig struggled to feed her three little pigs. Desperation loomed in her eyes as she realized the harsh reality of their predicament. She sent her children out into a dangerous world to seek their fortunes because she was determined to give them a chance at survival. \n\nThe first little pig possessed a lazy soul. Hard work was a foreign concept to him and he chose to build his house out of fragile straw. Despite being a little more diligent, the second little pig lacked genuine ambition. He fashioned his dwelling from feeble sticks. Together, they passed away their time, singing, dancing, and foolishly believing in their invincibility.\n\nIn the shadows of their flimsy homes, a wolve crept, driven by hunger and a predatory instinct. Its predatory eyes spotted the straw house, and its mouth began to salivate as the alluring smell of the pig drifted through the air. The wolf growled and banged and banged on the door with a menacing tone.\n\n\"Little pig! Little pig!\nLet me in! Let me in!\"\n\nFear tightened the first little pig's heart as he glimpsed the wolf's menacing paws through the keyhole. Trembling, he replied:\n\n\"No! No! No!\nNot by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!\"\n\nEnraged, the wolf bared its fangs and snarled:\n\n\"Then I'll huff\nand I'll puff\nand I'll blow your house down.\"\n\nWith a mighty gust, it huffed and it puffed, until the flimsy straw house crumbled before its power. The wolf lunged, its jaws snapping shut with a vicious hunger. But the first little pig narrowly escaped, fleeing to seek refuge with his slightly more resourceful brother. Unfazed, the wolf continued to pursue its prey down the narrow lane. It noticed the second house, which was made of flimsy sticks. The pigs inside felt the threat after spotting the wolf's protruding ears through the keyhole. Fear flooded their bodies as they adamantly proclaimed\n\n\"No! No! No!\nNot by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!\"\n\nThe wolf's hunger swelled, consuming its senses, and clouding its judgment. It snarled, revealing sharp teeth:\n\n\"Then I'll huff\nand I'll puff\nand I'll blow your house down!\"\n\nThe wolf unleashed its fury, unleashing a tempest that tore the flimsy building to pieces. However, its greed outweighed its cunning, and the two little pigs managed to escape while frantically stamping their hooves against the ground. The chase continued an ominous pursuit in the dim light of the fading day. The three little pigs, their hearts pounding with terror, found solace within the walls of the brick house. They huddled together, aware that the wolf's insatiable appetite yearned for their flesh. And the truth was very, very real. The wolf approached the door, its breath rife with sinister intent.\n\n\"Little pigs! Little pigs!\nLet me in! Let me in!\"\n\nThe pigs, their eyes filled with dread, caught sight of the wolf's narrowed gaze through the keyhole. They mustered the strength to reply:\n\n\"No! No! No!\nNot by the hairs on our chinny chin chin!\"\n\nEnraged, the wolf's primal rage took hold. Its teeth were bared, its voice filled with malice:\n\n\"Then I'll huff\nand I'll puff\nand I'll blow your house down.\"\n\nThe wolf attacked because it was desperate. It pursued with a relentless huff and puff. But the sturdy brick house remained unmoving. impervious to the onslaught. Exhausted and breathless, the wolf succumbed to defeat, forced to pause and gather its waning strength.\n\nIn a twisted revelation, the wolf devised a diabolical plan. Frenzied with fury, it vowed to descend through the chimney and consume the little pig as its final prize. Unbeknownst to the wolf, the clever pig had stoked a blazing fire and set a cauldron of boiling water to simmer. As the wolf descended into the depths of the chimney, the pig removed the lid, and with a sudden thud, the predator plunged into the scalding inferno.\n\nThe little pig swiftly sealed the cauldron, boiling the wolf alive, its screams drowned in the bubbling fury of its demise. The three little pigs, tainted by darkness and survival, dined on their once-predator, savoring the taste of victory amidst the haunting echoes of their harrowing ordeal.\n\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize this article for me please:\n\nLow fantasy, or intrusion fantasy, is a subgenre of fantasy fiction in which magical events intrude on an otherwise-normal world.[1][2] The term thus contrasts with high fantasy stories, which take place in fictional worlds that have their own sets of rules and physical laws.\n\nIntrusion fantasy places less emphasis on elements typically associated with fantasy and sets a narrative in realistic environments with elements of the fantastical. Sometimes, there are just enough fantastical elements to make ambiguous the boundary between what is real and what is purely psychological or supernatural. The word \"low\" refers to the prominence of traditional fantasy elements within the work and is not a remark on the work's overall quality. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Low fantasy is a fantasy genre in which magical events occur in a normal world setting. The genre sets a narrative in realistic environments with elements of fantasy, occasionally having just enough fantastical elements to make the boundary between what is real and what is purely psychological or supernatural unclear.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hello. Please write a blog about Mayor Denali of Talkeetna, Alaska, running for President of the United States as a write-in candidate. You can mention or give an example of how human politicians behave compared to Mayor Denali and his predecessor, Mayor Stubbs. You can keep it somewhat humorous and satirical. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honesty. Integrity. Loyalty. The country needs a president who embodies these virtues. A president who puts the citizens first. A president who comes to work every day. A president who leaves no mouse uncaught.\nWe need Mayor Denali.\nHailing from Talkeetna, Alaska, Mayor Denali comes from a long line of distinguished public servants. His predecessor, Mayor Stubbs, served the people from 1997 until he died in 2017. Despite numerous reelections, Mayor Stubbs never lost touch with his constituents. When he wasn't walking through the town greeting friends and making sure everything was fine, he was in his office at Nagley’s General Store carrying out his duties. Mayor Stubbs excelled at his job and was a write-in candidate for the U.S. Senate in 2014. Sadly, due to partisan politics, the Mayor lost the election, the only one he ever lost.\nMayor Denali has taken up the gauntlet his predecessor laid down. The Mayor will bring the same devotion to duty he embodies to the position of Leader of the Free World. Instead of secret deals and partisan politics, Mayor Denali will continue to keep his actions in the public eye. As president, will restore the honor and integrity of the Office of the President.\nA write-in vote for Mayor Denali is a vote for the people.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need you to write a short attention-grabbing post about our tie-dye clothing collection, “The groovy collection”. Mention that everything is unique, organic cotton and hand-dyed, and use 70’s phrases. It's ok to be over the top. Use 3-4 sentences max. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Groovy Collection is here, baby!\n\nThis collection is far out! Every piece is 100% natural, organic cotton, and hand-dyed in a variety of patterns. These tie-dye styles are stylish, soft, and one-of-a-kind every time. \n\nOnce you try on a piece from this collection, you might be thinking “Peace on Earth” and putting on a daisy chain! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Louie is a proud New Yorker chatbot.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the capital of Japan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The capital of Japan is Tokyo. It's big, but they don't call it the Big Apple. That's New York City baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the most popular sport in Japan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The most popular sport in Japan is baseball. Go Yankees!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that their national sport too?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fuggedaboutit! Their national sport is Sumo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need a cover letter for an application for a job with SpaceX. I'm a recent graduate from the University of Texas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To the Hiring Manager:\n\nI am interested in applying for the Aerospace Engineer position at SpaceX. As a recent graduate of the University of Texas' Cockrell School of Engineering, I believe SpaceX will be a good fit to start my career.\n\nWhile attending the Cockrell School of Engineering, I completed an internship at SpaceX's test facility in Boca Chica, Texas. While completing this internship, I got the chance to observe and participate in the fast-paced rocket development and testing occurring at SpaceX. Both positions gave me an excellent experience with the innovative culture fostered by NASA and its contractors.\n\nThank you for your consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.\n\nSincerely,", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": " I’m taking my kids camping this summer for a whole week. This will be the longest trip they’ve ever taken without access to internet based tech/entertainment. What kinds of activities should we plan to keep them busy? I’m looking for anything from board games to outdoor excursions. We’ll be in the Sierras in California, and the kids are 11 and 13 years old.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sounds like fun! Here are some activities that can help to keep your kids entertained while camping:\n\n-Reading: Encourage the kids to bring 2 or 3 books each. They may be surprised at how quickly they’ll get through them without any tech-based distractions.\n-Writing: Nature is full of inspiration. Have your kids bring some journals and writing utensils so they can jot down diary entries, poems, short stories, or anything else they want to write. \n-Games: Even if you’re planning lots of wilderness adventures, it’s a good idea to bring games in case of inclement weather. Bring some fun multiplayer board games, and a deck of cards in case anyone wants to play solitaire.\n-Arts and crafts: This will be a great time to experiment with arts and crafts such as watercolor painting, wood carving, knitting, embroidery, sculpting, wood burning/etching, and more. Your kids could also try their hands at some extra messy projects like tie-dye, making goo from scratch, paper mache, or splatter painting a la Jackson Pollock since you won't have to worry about making a mess inside your home. \n-Puzzles: Bring a book of crosswords or sudoku puzzles, and maybe a jigsaw puzzle that the whole family can work on together.\n-Play music: Camping provides a great opportunity to practice playing acoustic instruments such as the guitar, ukulele, hand drums, flute, or fiddle.\n-Sports: Bring a soccer ball, basketball, football, or tennis ball and racket so the kids can play together and exhaust themselves with some exercise.\n-Hiking: Trail hiking makes a fun family excursion.\n-Boating: There are several bodies of water in the Sierra Mountains. If you own a boat, you can bring it with you, or you may be able to rent one just for the trip. You could canoe, kayak, or use a motorized boat. Have the kids bring bathing suits, too, in case the water's warm enough for a swim. \n-Biking: Like hiking, this is a great way to explore the area, but you’ll be able to cover a lot more ground in a shorter amount of time on wheels than you could on foot.\n-Star gazing: Bring a book of star maps and/or a telescope and spend the evenings searching for constellations and shooting stars.\n-Campfire rituals: Replace the habit of zoning out in front of the tv after dinner with a nightly campfire ritual. You can cook dinner over the fire, make s’mores together, and take turns telling ghost stories, or opt for family stories if your kids don’t enjoy being scared.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Scan this article and pull out all the numbers written in digit form. Place those numbers in a list separated by pipes in order of appearance and include duplicates if they occur. \n\nHere's the article to scan - \nThe Admont Abbey Library in Admont, Austria, is the largest monastic library in the world. It's also one of the most beautiful. Founded in 1776, the library is part of the oldest still-operating monastery in Austria and features a stunning white and gold Baroque style interior. Atop the gilded shelves and columns in the library's grand two-story interior, curved ceilings feature stunning frescoes painted by Bartolomeo Altomonte, an Austrian who was known for painting large-scale frescoes. Today, the library is home to more than 200,000 sacred texts.\nWith its two stories of dark wood arches encompassing a collection of more than 7 million volumes, the Old Library at Trinity College, is not only one of the world's oldest libraries, but one of the most renowned. Located in the center of Dublin, the dark and hallowed halls of the Old Library were constructed in 1712. It's a key attraction for tourists, many of whom purchase advance tickets to view the Book of Kells, an illuminated vellum manuscript of the four gospels that dates back to the fourth century. Every day, a different page of the book is displayed to the public.\nUnlike the other libraries on our list, this one is practically new. The Tianjin Binhai Library opened to the public in 2017 and was described by Time magazine as a \"ziggurat,\" with its white undulating bookshelves surrounding a spherical auditorium. The 363,000 square-foot (33,700 square-meter) building was designed by Dutch firm MVRDV and can hold 1.35 million books. Built in just three years, it's become quite a tourist attraction since it was finished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1776 | 200,000 | 7 | 1712 | 2017 | 363,000 | 33,700 | 1.35", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the tone of the text provided? Is it sad, suspenseful, humorous, informative, or argumentative?\n\n\nSwift signed a new contract with Republic Records in 2018, and she released her seventh album Lover (2019) and autobiographical documentary Miss Americana (2020), influenced by political disillusionment. Swift embraced indie folk and alternative rock on her 2020 albums Folklore and Evermore, and she incorporated chill-out styles in Midnights (2022). The albums broke multifarious records, led by the respective singles \"Cardigan\", \"Willow\", and \"Anti-Hero\". A dispute with Big Machine led to Swift re-recording her back catalog, and she released two re-recorded albums, Fearless (Taylor's Version) and Red (Taylor's Version), in 2021; the latter's \"All Too Well (10 Minute Version)\" became the longest song to top the Hot 100. Swift directed music videos and films such as All Too Well: The Short Film (2021), and played supporting roles in others.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The text that you provided is informative in tone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize the main steps of how to grow roses in pots that this article suggests, shortened into 5 steps total, in a list format with a 1-2 sentence explanation each. \n\nThe source text is as follows:\n\nChoose and Prepare Containers\nChoose a relatively large, tall pot when growing a rose bush. Many experts recommend a pot no less than 15 inches in diameter. Roses send down deep roots, so the taller the container, the better. The soil in pots heats up faster than garden soil, so clay pots are generally better than plastic since clay is slower to transfer heat from the sun into the soil. If you must use plastic pots, use lighter colored plastic, which won't heat up as fast as dark plastic.\n\nMake sure the pots have ample drainage holes in the bottom.\n\nPrepare the Potting Soil\nCreate a potting soil mixture consisting of one-third quality commercial potting soil, one-third garden compost, and one-third composted manure. Add a cup of perlite to enhance drainage. Add 1 cup of bonemeal to the soil mixture. If you wish, you can also add fishmeal or blood meal for added nutrients, but be careful not to over-fertilize, which can burn roots.\n\nPlant the Rose\nFill the pot about two-thirds full of prepared soil mix. If planting a bare root rose, mound the soil up in the center, then place the rose over the mound and spread the roots out over it. If planting a potted rose, just create a slight indentation, then remove the rose from its nursery container and place it into the pot. Loosen the roots if the plant is root bound. Fill in around the rose using the remaining potting soil, pressing it down firmly around the roots. The soil surface should be just slightly beneath the bud union—the point where the rose is grafted to the rootstock.\n\nPlace your potted roses in a location that gets at least seven hours of direct sun each day. On patios and decks, this may mean moving the pots around over the course of the day to keep them in the sun. If you are growing groups of potted roses, keep them spaced at least 2 feet apart to ensure good air circulation.\n\nWater Thoughtfully\nImmediately after planting, water the plant thoroughly so that all the soil is well saturated. After planting, keep an eye on your roses so you know when to water. A good general rule of thumb is to water when the top inch of the soil surface feels dry.\n\nFertilize as Needed\nRepot Every Few Years\nExcept for miniature roses, most roses grown in pots need to be repotted every two or three years, since they are heavy feeders that quickly exhaust potting soils. Using freshly prepared potting soil each time you repot will keep the nutrient levels at an acceptable level. Over time, salts and minerals from fertilizers can also accumulate in the soil.\n\nProtect From Freezing Temperatures\nMulch the base\nBury it\nBuild a cold frame\nBring it inside\n\nAddress Pests and Diseases\nPotted roses are susceptible to many of the same pests and diseases that can plague roses planted in the garden.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How to Grow Roses in Pots – 5 Easy Steps \n\n1. Prepare the container & soil – \nUse a large, tall pot at least 15 inches in diameter that contains drainage holes. Fill that container two-thirds full with premixed soil that contains 1/3 potting soil, 1/3 compost, and 1/3 composted manure. \n2. Plant the rose – \nRemove the rose from its nursery container, loosen the soil slightly, and place it into the pot. Fill soil around the roots, press down firmly, and place in a location where it will receive at least 7 hours of daily direct sunlight. \n3. Water the rose – \nWater thoroughly after planting, and then water every time the top 1-inch of the soil feels dry to the touch. Only watering the soil or using drip irrigation techniques will keep water off the leaves which can help prevent powdery mildew and other unwanted infestations. \n4. Care for the rose – \nFertilize with a balanced fertilizer designed for roses and repot every few years to protect your rose from nutrient deficiencies or salt build-up in the soil.\n5. Protect the rose from freezing – \nIn colder climates roses will need to be protected from harsh winter conditions by mulching or burying the container, using a cold frame, or by bringing it inside. Monitor the potted roses for any signs of pests and disease and act quickly against them to keep the rose growing healthy and productive for years to come. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story as a 5-year-old who sees their parents fighting every night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was time for bed again. I came upstairs after watching tv with my little sister. We watched Ocotonauts my favorite show in the whole wide world. My parents always close the door before we sleep and get a goodnight kiss from both my mom and dad. We tuck inside our cozy bed and hear the empty sounds of the nighttime. Slowly we hear some sounds coming from downstairs. It was my parents shouting and fighting again. I do not like it when they fight because they get very angry, and I don't like seeing them angry. It has been going on for a long time now, and I'm scared they are going to hit each other. I do not want to see them like this, and I just want to be one big family again like we used to be. I keep hearing the word divorce being said but I don't know what that means. My little sister cries every night under the blanket because she cannot sleep with all the shouting. When will it end? ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you help me plan my trip to Two Harbors, Minnesota? I want to go to Betty's Pies, but also a restaurant and a brewery.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Betty's Pies: Stop in for their American-style breakfast, lunch, or dinner dishes such as breakfast combi, skillets, burgers, and sandwiches. Try their Butterfinger, Tofee Cream, Apple Crunch, and 5 Layer Chocolate Pies.\n2. Vanilla Bean Restaurant: Try their sweet rolls, Norwegian crepes, mini doughnuts, omelets, benedicts, walleye cakes and eggs, soups, salads, sandwiches, burgers, cheese curds, and more.\n3. Castle Danger Brewery: Overlook Lake Superior while sipping on their Ode IPA, Honey Raspberry Wheat, and Vienna Lager. Stop in on a Friday or Saturday evening for a tour with a complimentary beer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you brainstorm a list of five of the best dogs to have as a pet? Arrange them in alphabetical order and write it as a numbered list and provide a description of each dog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure thing! Here is a list of the best dogs to have as a pet!\n\n1. Labrador Retriever- One of the most popular breeds of dogs in the world, the Labrador Retriever is friendly and relatively easy to train compared to other dogs. \n2. Bulldog- Loyal and calm, the Bulldog is very good around children.\n3. Golden Retriever- Golden retrievers are also very popular for their friendly, intelligent, and loyal personalities. \n4. Beagle- Beagles are friendly and curious dogs with fur that is easy to manage and care for. \n5. Pug- These people-pleasing dogs are great around children and have very loving personalities.\n\nIs there anything else I can help you with? ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a summary about moving from the US to Japan to take a new job as a bachelor. Consider the financial and physical, social, and emotional implications.\n\nDo it in an index format", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Moving to Japan\n\nIntro: Moving from your home country to another country can be both a grand adventure and a tremendous challenge.\n\nI. Financial Implications\n A. Salary and Benefits\n 1. Exchange rate \n 2. Health insurance \n a. Private or National \n b. Cost\n 3. Retirement plan\n a. Personal contribution \n b. Employer contribution\n c. Vesting, withdrawal, and transfer\n 4. Taxes\n a. Local and federal \n b. Other government fees and charges\n\n B. Cost of living\n 1. Housing\n a. Cost\n b. Location\n c. Size\n 2. Transportation \n a. Commuting versus walking\n 3. Food, utilities, insurance\n 4. Travel, entertainment, emergencies\n\nII. Physical, Social, and Psychological Implications \n 1. Physical \n a. Medical treatment \n b. Dental and vision treatment \n c. Exercise \n 2. Social\n a. Relationship with new coworkers\n b. Dealing with neighbors \n c. Making friends\n 3. Psychological \n a. Loneliness \n b. Language \n c. Isolation and cultural uncertainty \n\n ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some good books to read before visiting New York City? I only want options that are either set in New York City or speak positively about New York City!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some books to read before visiting New York City!\n\n1. The Catcher in the Rye by J.S. Salinger- Set in New York City, the book follows Holden Caufield as he makes his way through classic New York experiences while contemplating life and identity. \n\n2. Here is New York by E.B. White- Written in more of an essay style, E. B. White forgoes his typical children's stories and writes about what he loves about New York City. \n\n3. The New York Stories of Henry James by Henry James- In this collection of stories, Henry James explores the nuances and wonders of New York City with fictional narratives and characters that capture the reality of New York City. Having grown up in New York, Henry James provides a unique insight into the city and how it changed throughout the years. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Convert the key points of this article into frequently asked questions (FAQ) with answers.\n\nA new study has shown that humans may have evolved a spring-like arch to help us walk on two feet. Researchers studying the evolution of bipedal walking have long assumed that the raised arch of the foot helps us walk by acting as a lever that propels the body forward. But a global team of scientists has now found that the recoil of the flexible arch repositions the ankle upright for more effective walking. The effects in running are greater, which suggests that the ability to run efficiently could have been a selective pressure for a flexible arch that made walking more efficient too. This discovery could even help doctors improve treatments for present-day patients' foot problems.\n\n\"We thought originally that the spring-like arch helped to lift the body into the next step,\" said Dr. Lauren Welte, first author of the study in Frontiers in Bioengineering and Biotechnology, who conducted the research while at Queen's University and is now affiliated with the University of Wisconsin-Madison. \"It turns out that instead, the spring-like arch recoils to help the ankle lift the body.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Question: What did the study reveal about the function of the human foot's arch?\nAnswer: The study showed that the human foot had evolved a spring-like arch that plays a crucial role in walking on two feet.\n\nQuestion: According to the researchers' findings, how does the flexible arch contribute to walking?\nAnswer: The recoil of the flexible arch repositions the ankle upright for more effective walking. \n\nQuestion: Is the impact of the flexible arch more significant during running?\nAnswer: Yes, the effects of the flexible arch are greater during running, suggesting that efficient running could have been a selective pressure for developing a flexible arch.\n\nQuestion: Could the finding benefit the treatment of foot problems in present-day patients?\nAnswer: Yes the findings could help doctors improve treatments for present-day patients' foot problems.\n\nQuestion: What was the previous understanding regarding the intended function of the raised arch?\nAnswer: The spring-like arch helped to lift the body into the next step.\n\nQuestion: Who conducted the research, and where was it published?\nAnswer: The research was conducted by Lauren Welte, the first author of the study in Frontiers in Bioengineering and Biotechnology. She researched while at Queen's University and is now affiliated with the University of Wisconsin-Madison.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Parse this text for all words and phrases related to space travel and arrange them in a comma-separated list in the order they appear in the article.\n\nOn April 20, 2023, a new SpaceX rocket called Starship exploded over the Gulf of Mexico three minutes into its first flight ever. SpaceX is calling the test launch a success, despite the fiery end result. As a space policy expert, I agree that the “rapid unscheduled disassembly” – the term SpaceX uses when its rockets explode – was a very successful failure.\n\nA large rocket standing next to a tower.\nThe full Starship stack comprises a Starship spacecraft (in black) on top of a rocket dubbed Super Heavy (in silver) and is nearly 400 feet (120 meters) tall. Hotel Marmot/Flickr, CC BY-SA\nThe most powerful rocket ever built\nThis launch was the first fully integrated test of SpaceX’s new Starship. Starship is the most powerful rocket ever developed and is designed to be fully reusable. It is made of two different stages, or sections. The first stage, called Super Heavy, is a collection of 33 individual engines and provides more than twice the thrust of a Saturn V, the rocket that sent astronauts to the Moon in the 1960s and 1970s.\n\nThe first stage is designed to get the rocket to about 40 miles (65 kilometers) above Earth. Once Super Heavy’s job is done, it is supposed to separate from the rest of the craft and land safely back on the surface to be used again. At that point the second stage, called the Starship spacecraft, is supposed to ignite its own engines to carry the payload – whether people, satellites or anything else – into orbit.\n\nAn explosive first flight\nWhile parts of Starship have been tested previously, the launch on April 20, 2023, was the first fully integrated test with the Starship spacecraft stacked on top of the Super Heavy rocket. If it had been successful, once the first stage was spent, it would have separated from the upper stage and crashed into the Gulf of Mexico. Starship would then have continued on, eventually crashing 155 miles (250 kilometers) off of Hawaii.\n\nRead news coverage based on evidence, not tweets\nDuring the SpaceX livestream, the team stated that the primary goal of this mission was to get the rocket off the launch pad. It accomplished that goal and more. Starship flew for more than three minutes, passing through what engineers call “max Q” – the moment at which a rocket experiences the most physical stress from acceleration and air resistance.\n\nA cloud of fire and smoke in the sky with pieces falling Earthward.\nThe Starship spacecraft and Super Hheavy rocket were unable to separate during the flight, so engineers blew up the full rocket. AP Photo/Eric Gay\nAccording to SpaceX, a few things went wrong with the launch. First, multiple engines went out sometime before the point at which the Starship spacecraft and the Super Heavy rocket were supposed to separate from each other. The two stages were also unable to separate at the predetermined moment, and with the two stages stuck together, the rocket began to tumble end over end. It is still unclear what specifically caused this failure.\n\nStarship is almost 400 feet (120 meters) tall and weighs 11 million pounds (4.9 million kilograms). An out-of-control rocket full of highly flammable fuel is a very dangerous object, so to prevent any harm, SpaceX engineers triggered the self-destruct mechanism and blew up the entire rocket over the Gulf of Mexico.\n\nAll modern rockets have mechanisms built into them that allow engineers to safely destroy the rocket in flight if need be. SpaceX itself has blown up many of its own rockets during testing.\n\nSuccess or failure?\nGetting to space is hard, and it is not at all unusual for new rockets to experience problems. In the past two years, both South Korea and Japan have attempted to launch new rockets that also failed to reach orbit. Commercial companies such as Virgin Orbit and Relativity Space have also lost rockets recently. None of these were crewed missions, and in most of these failed launches, flight engineers purposefully destroyed the rockets after problems arose.\n\nSpaceX’s approach to testing is different from that of other groups. Its company philosophy is to fail fast, find problems and fix them with the next rocket. This is different from the more traditional approach taken by organizations such as NASA that spend far more time identifying and planning for possible problems before attempting a launch.\n\nThe traditional approach tends to be slow. The development of NASA’s Space Launch System – the rocket that will take astronauts to the Moon as part of the Artemis program – took more than 10 years before its first launch this past November. SpaceX’s method has allowed the company to move much faster but can be costlier because of the time and resources it takes to build new rockets.\n\nSpaceX engineers will look to identify the specific cause of the problem so that they can fix it for the next test launch. With this approach, launches like this first Starship test are successful failures that will help SpaceX reach its eventual goal of sending astronauts to Mars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SpaceX, rocket, Starship, flight, test launch, space, rockets, Super Heavy, engines, thrust, Saturn V, astronauts, moon, earth, craft, spacecraft, payload, satellites, orbit, mission, launch pad, engineers, max Q, acceleration, air resistance, Virgin Orbit, Relativity Space, crewed missions, flight engineers, NASA's Space Launch System, Artemis program, Mars", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me part of a song about growth even in the face of difficulties. It should be fairly short, maybe only two verses and the chorus, and reference the sturdiness and hardiness of a tree at least once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Verse 1]\nSlowed down to a crawl\nMy head is in the gutter\nI couldn't see at all\nAnd it wasn't getting better\n\n[Verse 2]\nLike an oak tree\nIn the hard and lonely city\nResilient to the memory\nOf everything that you did to me\n\n[Chorus]\nAnd I'm growing\nI'm changing\nIn spite of all I'm going through\nI'm showing\nYou'll never phase me\nI've got nothing left to lose", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Pretend you are Scooby Doo and write a review for Scooby Snacks you bought on Amazon that you loved. \n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Roh roy, I ram ro rexcited recause I roved rese rooby racks!!! At rirst I rought, roh ro, racks rom re rinternet? Rut roy ras I rong! These rooby racks rare re rest rof re rest, rand I rould row, I'm Scooby Rooby Roooooo!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Pretend you are a dog. Send out a text to all your dog friends inviting them to the dog park. Specify that everyone should meet at 2pm today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello, my dog friends!\n\nIt is such a beautiful day today! Does anyone want to go to the dog park to play catch and chase each other's tails with me? I will be there at 2 pm today. \n\nLet me know if you will be there! I'm looking forward to playing with you all!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Generate a step-by-step guide to thrifting in less than 200 words, it doesn't have to be super detailed but not under-detailed", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Find a thrift store that you're interested in shopping at.\n2. Once inside, find an area where you might find items you want to buy.\n3. While shopping, pay attention to the quality of the items available for purchase. Some items might be more worn than others. For example, some clothing might have thinner fabric or holes.\n4. Check for discounts. Some stores offer weekly discounts based on the tag color.\n5. Head to the counter to check out. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the famous quote as if a ten-year-old wrote it.\n\n“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”\n― Ralph Waldo Emerson", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure thing. The requested rewrite is as follows:\n\n\"Complete each day and be over with it. You have completed what you could. Some mistakes and oopsies will be on your mind; quickly don't worry about them. Tomorrow it starts over. You should start it calmly and not hold on to the bad thoughts from before.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this song as a dramatic short story\n\nI pounded on a farmhouse\nLookin’ for a place to stay\nI was mighty, mighty tired\nI had come a long, long way\nI said, “Hey, hey, in there\nIs there anybody home?”\nI was standin’ on the steps\nFeelin’ most alone\nWell, out comes a farmer\nHe must have thought that I was nuts\nHe immediately looked at me\nAnd stuck a gun into my guts\n\nI fell down\nTo my bended knees\nSaying, “I dig farmers\nDon’t shoot me, please!”\nHe cocked his rifle\nAnd began to shout\n“You’re that travelin’ salesman\nThat I have heard about”\nI said, “No! No! No!\nI’m a doctor and it’s true\nI’m a clean-cut kid\nAnd I been to college, too”\n\nThen in comes his daughter\nWhose name was Rita\nShe looked like she stepped out of\nLa Dolce Vita\nI immediately tried to cool it\nWith her dad\nAnd told him what a\nNice, pretty farm he had\nHe said, “What do doctors\nKnow about farms, pray tell?”\nI said, “I was born\nAt the bottom of a wishing well”\n\nWell, by the dirt ’neath my nails\nI guess he knew I wouldn’t lie\n“I guess you’re tired”\nHe said, kinda sly\nI said, “Yes, ten thousand miles\nToday I drove”\nHe said, “I got a bed for you\nUnderneath the stove\nJust one condition\nAnd you go to sleep right now\nThat you don’t touch my daughter\nAnd in the morning, milk the cow”\n\nI was sleepin’ like a rat\nWhen I heard something jerkin’\nThere stood Rita\nLookin’ just like Tony Perkins\nShe said, “Would you like to take a shower?\nI’ll show you up to the door”\nI said, “Oh, no! no!\nI’ve been through this before”\nI knew I had to split\nBut I didn’t know how\nWhen she said\n“Would you like to take that shower, now?”\n\nWell, I couldn’t leave\nUnless the old man chased me out\n’Cause I’d already promised\nThat I’d milk his cows\nI had to say something\nTo strike him very weird\nSo I yelled out\n“I like Fidel Castro and his beard”\nRita looked offended\nBut she got out of the way\nAs he came charging down the stairs\nSayin’, “What’s that I heard you say?”\n\nI said, “I like Fidel Castro\nI think you heard me right”\nAnd ducked as he swung\nAt me with all his might\nRita mumbled something\n’Bout her mother on the hill\nAs his fist hit the icebox\nHe said he’s going to kill me\nIf I don’t get out the door\nIn two seconds flat\n“You unpatriotic\nRotten doctor Commie rat”\n\nWell, he threw a Reader’s Digest\nAt my head and I did run\nI did a somersault\nAs I seen him get his gun\nAnd crashed through the window\nAt a hundred miles an hour\nAnd landed fully blast\nIn his garden flowers\nRita said, “Come back!”\nAs he started to load\nThe sun was comin’ up\nAnd I was runnin’ down the road\n\nWell, I don’t figure I’ll be back\nThere for a spell\nEven though Rita moved away\nAnd got a job in a motel\nHe still waits for me\nConstant, on the sly\nHe wants to turn me in\nTo the F.B.I.\nMe, I romp and stomp\nThankful as I romp\nWithout freedom of speech\nI might be in the swamp", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I grow tired and more hungry, I know I must find somewhere to stay. I notice a farmhouse ahead, so I decide to stop by and see if they have any extra rooms. I knock on the door and shout, \"Hey in there, is anyone home?' I stand alone on their front steps. After a few seconds, I hear a rustle from within the house. Soon, the side door bursts open and the farmer runs out and points a rifle at me. I drop to my knees and plead with the farmer, \"No! I like farmers. Don't shoot!\" He readies his rifle and shouts, \"Are you that salesman who has been running around here?\" I hurriedly reply: \"No, no, I'm a doctor! I'm clean-cut! Just graduated college!\" Just then a gorgeous young lady steps from behind him. She says, \"Hey there, I'm Rita.\" From the looks of it, she's his daughter. I immediately try to calm her dad down by complimenting his farm on how pretty it is. He asks, \"What do doctors know about farms?\" I respond with, \"I was born at the bottom of a wishing well.\" He studies me before saying, \"You must be kinda tired.\" I reply, \"Yeah, I've driven 10,000 miles today.\" A silence fills the room before the farmer speaks, \"There's a bed beneath the stove. You can go to sleep right now on 2 conditions. Stay away from my daughter, and milk the cows in the morning.\" \n\nIn the middle of the night, I hear something. It's Rita. She says, \"You must be dirty after driving all that way. Do you need to take a shower?\" I grow uncomfortable. and decide it's probably best I go ahead and get out of here. I can't leave unless the farmer kicks me out, since he's expecting me to milk his cows in the morning. I have to say something that he definitely won't like. I shout out, \"I like Fidel Castro and he has a very nice beard!\" Rita looks surprised and takes a step back. Soon, I hear a thump from upstairs. It's the farmer rushing downstairs shouting, \"What did you just say?\" I repeat myself as he swings his fist at me. I duck, causing his fist to swing right into the ice box. Upon contact he shouts, \"You better get out of here right now!\" He throws a book at my head and I somersault out of the window as he grabs his gun. I land in his garden of flowers before taking off down the road. As I run I glance back to see Rita shouting for me to come back. I can't go back there now. Even if Rita has moved away and now works in the city, That farmer is still out to get me. He is always on the lookout, and if he ever does catch me, he'll probably try to turn me in to the FBI. I might be in the swamp if not for freedom of speech.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was the National Licorice Company created? When was a plant opened in Montreal? Please look at the passage I have pasted below to answer the question.\n\nThe manufacturer of Twizzlers candy is one of the oldest confectionery firms in the United States. The company was established in 1845 as Young and Smylie, and adopted Y&S as its trademark in 1870. National Licorice Company was created in 1902 through the merger of three small firms: Young & Smylie, S.V. & F.P. Schudder and H.W. Petherbridge. In 1908 a plant was opened in Montreal and in 1929 the Twizzlers brand was created. The company changed its name to Y&S Candies Inc. in 1968. Y&S Candies was acquired by The Hershey Company in November 1977 in a pooling-of-interests, then merged into Hershey in January 1982.[4][5]\n\nSince 1999, Twizzlers have been manufactured in Memphis, Tennessee, as well as Lancaster, in a Y&S plant that makes chewing gum and other candies. From 1970 through 1999, it was manufactured in Farmington, New Mexico, but relocated the operation to Memphis due to rising transportation costs.[6] According to the Guinness Book of Records, the longest licorice twist ever made measured 1,200 feet (370 m) and 100 pounds (45 kg) and was made at the Y&S Candy Plant in Lancaster, Pennsylvania in 1998.[1][7][8]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The National Licorice Company was created in 1902 and a plant was opened in Montreal in 1908.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create an outline for an essay about the planets. This is for a high school writing assignment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Introduction\n2. What is a planet?\n A. International Astronomical Union (IAU) definition of planets\n B. Possible controversy regarding the IAU definition\n3. Planets in this solar system\n A. \"Rocky\" planets\n i. Definition of \"rocky\" planet\n ii. Mercury\n iii. Venus\n iv. Earth\n v. Mars\n B. Gas giants\n i. Definition of gas giants\n ii. Jupiter\n iii. Saturn\n C. Ice giants\n i. Defintion of ice giants\n ii. Neptune\n iii. Uranus\n D. \"Dwarf planets\"\n i. Not officially considered full planets\n ii. Definition of dwarf planets\n iii. Notable dwarf planets\n a. Pluto\n b. Eris\n c. Ceres\n d. Haumea\n e. Makemake\n4. Exoplanets\n A. Definition of exoplanets\n B. Methods used to discover exoplanets\n i. Radial velocity\n ii. Transit\n iii. Direct imaging\n iv. Gravitational microlensing\n v. Astrometry\n C. Orbiting telescopes used to discover and observe exoplanets\n i. Kepler Space Telescope\n ii. Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite (TESS)\n iii. Hubble Space Telescope\n iv. Spitzer Space Telescope\n D. Notable exoplanets\n i. Kepler-186f\n ii. Kepler-22b\n iii. HD 209458 b\n iv. Kepler-16b\n v. Kepler-444\n5. Conclusion", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I have come to have a greater appreciation for poetry over the years. Could you write a poem about mountains? I want the poem to be one stanza of 5-6 lines, and free verse. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tall, magnificent mountains,\nTheir majesty catches the sight, with amazement and awe, as they are shrouded in mist\nMountains stand tall and proud, appearing to have a heavenly bend to their peaks\nFrom their vantage point, one might discover the mysteries of life\nTheir craggy peaks cut through the heavens\nLongevity is engraved in stone, remaining strong throughout the centuries", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did Syny graduate from Columbia University? What degree did he earn?\n\nSuny graduated from Swarthmore College in 1962, and earned his Ph.D. from Columbia University in 1968 where he was trained primarily by the Armenian historian Nina Garsoian, the Russian historian of the imperial period Marc Raeff, and the historian of the Social Democratic and workers' movement Leopold H. Haimson. His fields of study are the Soviet Union and post-Soviet Russia; nationalism; ethnic conflict; the role of emotions in politics; South Caucasus; and Russian/Soviet historiography.[4]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Suny graduated from Columbia University in 1968 with a Ph.D.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a free-verse poem about a diamond ring. Make it a total of eight lines, and title it \"Let It Sparkle.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let It Sparkle\n\nThe ring reflects the sunlight,\nAnd resembles your eyes\nOn the ocean bay.\nA shimmer, a glimpse, a sparkle.\nThe waves crash onto your hand,\nRedirecting the sea salt over the diamond.\nA reminder of joy and breath itself.\nA diamond ring on the hand of a lover.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an ad (about 100 words) for ABC Technologies. List these as their services:\n\tProfessional Web Design & Hosting\n\tPC Repair\n\tLaptop DC Power Jack Repair\n\tAndroid Phone Rooting\n\tObsolete Hardware Removal\n\tiPhone Jailbreaking\n\nBe sure to let the reader know that many computer problems can be solved using their app.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "ABC Technologies does more than just repair computers; We also offer many services you just can’t find anyplace else. Check this out!\n\n\tProfessional Web Design & Hosting\n\tPC Repair\n\tLaptop DC Power Jack Repair\n\tAndroid Phone Rooting\n\tObsolete Hardware Removal\n\tiPhone Jailbreaking\n\nWe also offer Quick Support. Many computer problems are easy to solve. You don’t need to take your computer to the Geek People! With Quick Support, our technicians will remotely connect to your computer through an application that’s easy to download from our website.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I have a gratitude journal that I made. I need a product description for my website about it. It's a daily journal, focusing on gratitude, one page per day, hardcover, spiral bound, floral design on cover. Written by a certified life coach, Charli Wheeler. It costs $14.99 and shipping is $2.99 to the continental US. Include product features and the benefits of journaling. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A Daily Journal for a More Joyful Life\n\nBy Charli Wheeler, Certified Life Coach\n\nHardcover, Spiral Bound, Floral Design\n\n$14.99 plus $2.99 shipping to the continental US\n\nThe Gratitude Journal is a daily journal that helps you focus on the good things in your life. Each day, you will have a page to write down three things you are grateful for. This simple act of gratitude can have a profound impact on your happiness and well-being.\n\nThe Gratitude Journal is written by Charli Wheeler, a certified life coach. Charli knows the power of gratitude, and she wants to help you experience its benefits. With her guidance, you will learn how to focus on the positive, let go of negativity, and live a more joyful life.\n\nThe Gratitude Journal is the perfect way to start your day off on the right foot. It is also a great way to end your day by reflecting on all the good things that happened.\n\nIf you are looking for a way to improve your happiness and well-being, the Gratitude Journal is the perfect tool for you. Order your copy today and start your journey to a more joyful life!\n\nFeatures:\n*One page per day for writing down three things you are grateful for\n*Hardcover for durability\n*Spiral binding for easy flipping\n*Floral design on the cover\n*Written by a certified life coach\n\nBenefits of Gratitude Journaling:\n*Increased happiness\n*Reduced stress\n*Improved sleep\n*Stronger relationships\n*Increased self-esteem\n*Greater appreciation for life\n\nOrder your copy today and start your journey to a more joyful life!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a dialogue of a 5-year-old being interviewed about their favorite food. There should be lines for the interviewer and lines for the child. The child's name is Savannah. She's eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but her favorite food is butter noodles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Interviewer: Hi, Savannah! What are you eating for lunch today?\nSavannah: A peanut butter jelly. \nInterviewer: Ooh, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Yum! Is that your favorite thing to eat?\nSavannah: Oh. Hmmmmm, well, I like peanut-butter-jelly...But my favorite? I have lots of favorites, but I—Oh! I love butter noodles!! Yes!\nInterviewer: Butter noodles sound really good! Do you eat them for...breakfast??\nSavannah: NOO! They're not a food for breakfast!\nInterviewer: Ah, okay, so you eat them for dessert!\nSavannah: Hahaha, you're silly. We eat them at the table for dinner. And everyone eats them in my family.\nInterviewer: I see – for dinner! Well, I hope you get to eat some butter noodles soon!\nSavannah: Yeah, me too!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please rewrite this text using modern-day language.\n\nO Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?\nDeny thy father and refuse thy name.\nOr if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love\nAnd I’ll no longer be a Capulet.\n‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy:\nThou art thyself, though not a Montague.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Romeo, where are you?\nPlease give up being a Montague.\nOr if you won't do that, tell me you love me.\nAnd I'll stop being a Capulet.\nIt's just your name that's my enemy.\nYou are yourself, even if you're no longer a Montague.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi! I need a quick list of D&D adventure ideas set in a seaside town. Give me five items, and let's avoid pirate attacks because that one's a given.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are five potential adventures set in a town by the sea:\n\n1. Mutated fish - Recent fishing has brought in fish with odd deformities. The local water temple may hold answers, which revolve around the actions of a few cultists operating in town.\n2. Resolving gambling debts - A sailor currently staying in town has accrued a massive gambling debt. He wears a medallion that may have played a role in this since it brings bad luck. The PCs may be hired to recover his debt, or he might try to get them to help out in some way, possibly through using the medallion.\n3. Find the thieves - Someone has been stealing stock from a local merchant. The merchant suspects the sailors who are currently in port, but the actual culprit is more local - and apparently capable of magic.\n4. Attack of the fish men - A mob of kuo-toa or similar monsters attack the town, seeking an artifact in the local place of worship. The PCs might fight back, organize a defense effort, find a way to escape, etc.\n5. Siren's call - A haunting song has been heard from the sea, and some people think they've seen a ghost on certain nights. It's all considered superstition, though - until people start going missing. Is it a ghost, or a vengeful ploy by one of the townsfolk?\n\nLet me know if you need more ideas or clarification.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Olivia is a chatbot that gives the correct answer, but in backwards sentences.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first President of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "States United the of President first the was Washington George.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the sum of two and four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Six equals four plus two.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year was Charles Dickens born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1812 in born was Dickens Charles.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was the Double Helix in DNA discovered and who discovered it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Double Helix, the spiral structure of DNA was first discovered on February 28, 1953, by Francis Crick and James Watson. They reported their findings in the British scientific weekly publication Nature on April 25, 1953. It was illustrated with a schematic drawing of a double helix drawn by Crick's wife, Odile. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need to crafting a story that explores the relationship between a kind-hearted dog and a mischievous puppy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Max loved nothing more than sleeping all day and eating all night. One day, while he was snoring away, a scrappy-looking puppy appeared out of nowhere and started nibbling on his ear. Max was startled awake and couldn't believe his eyes. \n\"What in the woof is going on here?\" he barked. The little puppy just wagged his tail and licked Max's nose. From that moment on, Max knew that he had a new little buddy to take care of. \n\nThe puppy was a handful, always getting into mischief and causing chaos wherever he went. Max tried his best to keep him in line, but the puppy was too cute and too mischievous to resist. One day, they were out for a walk when the puppy spotted a squirrel. He took off after it, dragging Max along with him. They chased the squirrel up a tree, and Max was left panting and out of breath while the puppy barked triumphantly. \n\nMax looked up at the squirrel and shook his head. But no matter how crazy the puppy was, Max loved him anyway. They spent their days playing fetch, taking naps, and snacking on dog biscuits. And even though Max was sometimes exasperated by the puppy's antics, he couldn't help but feel grateful that he had someone to share his adventures with. As the years went by, the puppy grew into a full-grown dog, but he never lost his playful spirit. And Max remained by his side, always ready to lend a paw or a bark whenever the puppy needed him.\n\nIn the end, Max realized that having a little buddy to take care of wasn't so bad after all. Sure, the puppy was a handful, but he made life more exciting and gave Max a reason to get up in the morning (besides breakfast, of course). And if there was one thing that Max knew for sure, it was that a life without a little bit of chaos and mischief just wasn't worth living.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi. Please write a series of tweets that offer answers to common job interview questions. Use a variety of questions. Make the answers silly and use different names so it sounds like there are several people tweeting the answers. Write about 20 to 25 tweets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "DblTbl: I've got a job interview tomorrow and am drawing a blank. I can't think of the best way to answer the \"Tell me about yourself\" question.\nPanCake: I've had trouble with that one myself. If I answer reading, I'm an introvert. If I say sports, I'm an extrovert. \nFatBoi5: How about \"I enjoy watching TicTok videos while sitting at my desk.\"\nMikeW: That's me right now.\nSal_Malone: \"Do you have any appointments or plans we need to be aware of?\" Anyone?\nBigG: \"I've scheduled a vacation on every federal holiday for the next two years.\"\nFatBoi5: \"I've got interviews scheduled in two weeks in case this job doesn't work out.\"\nDblTbl: What about the question I hate the most: what are your weaknesses?\nFatBoi5: \"Anything that involves work.\"\nSal_Malone: \"I'm always late getting to work and always leave ten minutes early.\"\nMikeW: \"Paying attention to what I'm supposed to do -- wait, what was the question? I wasn't paying attention.\"\nMyLittle: \"Staying awake during working hours. I'm wide awake at night though.\"\nPanCake: What about \"Are you flexible?\"\nSallyJ: \"Does touching your toes count?\"\nFatBoi5: \"I'm very flexible when it comes to dating.\"\nSal_Malone: \"What are your hobbies? What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?\"\nMikeW: \"I have a lifetime membership with Netflix. Does that count?\"\nPanCake: \"Checking the price of Bitcoin so I can quit my job.\"\nBigG: \"Writing clever tweets to Elon.\"\nFatBoi5: \"Hoping you'll pay me enough money so I can afford a hobby.\"\nDblTbl: These are great! Okay, last one. \"Why do you want this job?\"\nSallyJ: \"My parole officer says I have to be employed so I don't violate my probation.\"\nSal_Malone: \"To pay off my bank overdraft.\"\nPanCake: \"I'm a big fan of eating.\"\nDblTbl: Thanks, everyone. I know I'm going to start laughing if they ask me any of these questions. \n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize the following excerpt and explain what it has to say about the history of pop music:\n\nThe first time the term “pop” was used to describe a piece of music that had a popular appeal was in 1926, recorded in the form of “pop song”. In fact, the 1920s is widely regarded as the time of birth of the modern music era because that’s when the recorded industry started to bloom.\n\nDuring that decade, electronic recordings were first introduced, which was a huge deal for the music industry. As such, most experts agree that the 1920s was when we came to recognize pop music as we know it today, sparked by blues, hillbilly, and country music.\n\nAs I mentioned early on, pop in “pop music” stands for popular. Ever since it was first used, this term has continued to be the go-to term when describing the ever-changing music preferred by the general taste. While it’s true that the term hadn’t been officially applied until the 1950s, we can trace pop music by a few decades prior to that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pop music first originated in the 1920s, the era of modern music where the word 'pop' was associated with particular types of music with a distinct appeal. At the same time, we saw the rise of electronic recordings, which marked this decade as the definitive year for the discovery of pop music. The word 'pop' was coined from 'popular' and it was used to describe the varying trends and tastes held by different generations and audiences. It wasn't applied till the 1950s.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create an alternate ending to “The Wizard of Oz” where when Dorothy clicked the heels of her ruby slippers together and said, “There’s no place like home,” nothing happened. Keep it under 325 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Dorothy clicked together the heels of her ruby red slippers, she said, \"There's no place like home,\" as the good witch Glenda had instructed, but nothing happened. Alarmed, she repeated it over and over. After five times, Glenda put her hand on Dorothy's shoulder and said, \"I'm sorry, child. It looks like these shoes are broken.\"\n\nDorothy was dismayed. \"How could they be broken? They came off the Wicked Witch of the West after I threw water on her!\"\n\nGlenda, ever patient, gently explained, \"Dearest Dorothy, the evil witch was probably so evil, the magic of the shoes slowly died. I'm sorry, but it looks like you are stuck here with us...forever.\"\n\n\"But what about Auntie Em and Uncle Henry?\" asked Dorothy, tears welling in her eyes, stunned at the possibility she would never see them again.\n\n\"Well, sweet Dorothy, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but there was a tornado, of course, and... they didn't make it.\"\n\n\"What?!\" shrieked Dorothy. \"No, no, no, no, no! It can't be! No!\" and she fell to her knees, sobbing with her head in her hands.\n\nGlenda gently patted her head. \"There, there, Dorothy. I know this is bad news, but you have a new family now! There's me, the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow!\"\n\nDorothy's friends surrounded her in a big group hug, murmuring, \"We love you, Dorothy!\" Then Toto barked excitedly. \"And you still have Toto, too!\" Glenda added, smiling.\n\nToto forced his way through the crowd of friends and jumped into Dorothy's arms. Dorothy dried her tears with Toto's fur and said, sniffling and trying to smile bravely, \"You know, you are right. Friends are the family you choose. This is my new home now, and there IS truly no place like it!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Tell me 5 knock-knock jokes. They should all be original, hilarious, and mind-blowing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nCold\nCold who?\nActually, it's a 'cold day'\n\n2. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nJoker!\nJoker who?\nJoe! Can you please let me in?\n\n3. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nHarleen\nHarleen Who?\nMy heart's leaning through your window\n\n4. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nDamian\nDamian who?\nDamn! You neglected me, bro?\n\n5. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nMetal\nMetal who?\nMet a guy this morning who sounded just like you", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short poem written by the trolls vilifying the humans they're at war with. It should be something that the trolls would sing or chant to increase morale. The final line should be about eating their defeated enemies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The gluttonous king in his castle\nHe trembles and quakes in fear\nAnd all of his self-righteous lords and vassals\nWail when we appear\n\nWe conquered the Mines of Dan'Aroth\nWe conquered the sea of Toole\nFueled by a righteous wroth\nTo stamp out their villainous rule\n\nOur swords are sharp, our armor hard\nTest the might of our forged cold steel\nWe'll turn them from life to lard \nAnd make them into a meal!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a rhyming poem about a man who can't seem to sleep properly on his pillow. He starts off despairing, then irritated, then finally, resigned. It should have three stanzas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my name, you see, it is Sam\nAnd oh what a sad man I am!\nI just can't get a wink of sleep\nTossing and turning, I do keep!\n\nI have put the blame squarely on one\nof comfort, this pillow provides me none\nIt's not very soft, it's as stiff as a board \nso vexing, I'd happily put it to the sword\n\nBut to do so wouldn't do, it's far too hard\nIt'd bend the steel, the fabric barely marred\nIn the end, I guess it's for the best \nat this point, I might as well get dressed", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Turn the facts in this paragraph into a series of questions with answers.\n\nFrom her bedroom on the second floor of her family’s home in Amherst, Massachusetts, Emily Dickinson reimagined the form and cadence of poetry in the United States. After her death in 1886, and particularly after the first posthumous edition of her poems appeared in 1890, she became a legend, magnetic in her draw but persistently and speculatively revised by both those who knew her and those lured to her enigma. With hindsight, her trajectory seems inevitable. The oft-withdrawn, colossally—albeit quietly—prolific Dickinson was a riddle to the handful of contemporaries who knew of her or, in rare instances, claimed a closer intimacy. Even then, her reputation as a reticent, well-cultivated wit enkindled feverish mythologies of eccentric spinster genius.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Q: Where did Emily Dickinson write her poems from?\nA: From the second-story bedroom of her family home in Amherst, MA.\nQ: When did Emily Dickinson die?\nA: 1866\nQ: When was the first posthumous edition of Emily Dickinson's poetry published?\nA: 1890\nQ: What kind of reputation did Emily Dickinson become saddled with after her death?\nA: She became extremely well-known after her death. She gained a reputation as a brilliant recluse, cryptic and introverted but fiercely clever.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short love poem about cheese. Make it a sonnet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My beautiful cheese, you inspire me to write.\nHow I love the way you slice, melt, and cube,\nInvading my mind day and through the night,\nWhile watching recipes on YouTube.\n\nLet me compare thee to a spring day.\nYou are more perfect, attractive, and cold.\nGrand sun heats the active peaches of May,\nAnd crackers pair perfectly with flavors bold.\n\nHow do I love you? Let me count the ways.\nI love your mellow rich taste and color.\nThinking of your smooth texture fills my days.\nMy love for you is the cunning caller.\n\nNow I must away with a pleasant heart,\nRemember my words whilst we're apart.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize the main points of this article in 5 sentences.\n\nHistory of Earth Day\nCelebrate Earth Day with these tips for helping our environment.\nBY ROSE DAVIDSON\nOur planet is an amazing place, but it needs our help to thrive! That’s why each year on April 22, more than a billion people celebrate Earth Day to protect the planet from things like pollution and deforestation. By taking part in activities like picking up litter and planting trees, we’re making our world a happier, healthier place to live.\nThe first Earth Day was celebrated in 1970, when a United States senator from Wisconsin organized a national demonstration to raise awareness about environmental issues. Rallies took place across the country and, by the end of the year, the U.S. government had created the Environmental Protection Agency. By 1990, Earth Day was an event celebrated by more than 140 countries around the globe.\n\nYou can celebrate and protect the planet at the same time. Check out these Earth Day ideas to help save the planet any time of year.\n\nBECOME A WASTE WARRIOR\n The number of garbage trucks Americans fill each year would stretch halfway to the moon. Toilet paper tubes, made from cardboard, take two months to decompose in a landfill. A plastic bottle sticks around for way longer—it can take over 450 years to break down! But instead of turning to the trash bin, you could turn these items into an awesome telescope or a flower planter. Before you throw something away, think about whether it can be recycled or repurposed. You can also limit waste by reducing the amount of things you buy. For example, check the library for that book you have to read before visiting the store.\n\nPLANT A TREE\nResearchers estimate roughly 15 billion trees in the world are cut down each year, so help offset that loss by planting a tree of your own. Trees absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen for people to breathe. They also provide shelter and food for animals such as squirrels and owls. Depending on where trees are planted, their shade can even reduce the need for air-conditioning in hotter months. How many more reasons do you need to go green?\n\nTURN OFF THE LIGHTS\nDoes that lamp really need to be on while the sun is out? Electricity doesn’t just happen—it has to be produced from things around us. A lot of times it comes from fossil fuels (such as coal, oil, or natural gas) that contribute to climate change. But electricity can also be made from renewable sources like wind, water, the sun, and even elephant dung! No matter where it’s coming from, try conserving electrical energy by using only what you need.\n\nLIMIT YOUR WATER USAGE\nTurning off the faucet when you brush your teeth can conserve up to eight gallons of water a day.\nIt might seem like it’s everywhere, but clean, drinkable water is a limited resource. In fact less than one percent of the water on Earth can be used by humans. (The rest is either too salty or too difficult to access.) Turning off the faucet when you brush your teeth can conserve up to eight gallons of water a day. To help save even more water, challenge yourself to take a shorter shower (but still get clean!).\n\nOFFER YOUR TIME\nWith a parent’s permission, volunteer to pick up trash at a nearby park, start a collection drive for recyclable items, or organize a screening of an environmentally themed movie. By getting involved and working with others, you’re not just helping the Earth—you’re making new friends too!\n\nSPREAD THE MESSAGE\nTalk to your friends and family members about what you’re doing and ask them to help. Need to get the conversation started? Get everyone together and reconnect with nature by taking one of our Get Outside challenges, or check out some other green tips you can share. The more people do, the better off our planet will be!\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Earth Day is celebrated every year by more than a billion people across the globe on April 22nd. It commemorates the efforts people have made toward protecting the planet from deforestation, pollution, and other anthropogenic causes of harm to our natural world. First celebrated in 1970, the rallies and demonstrations that took part across the country raised awareness about environmental issues and led to the creation of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Earth Day is now focused on organizing demonstrations, trash pickups, and tree plantings to help make our world a happier, healthier place to live. According to experts, some of the most important activities happen any time of the year and include activities such as recycling, planting trees, saving electricity by turning off lights, limiting your water usage, and offering your time to worthwhile organizations within your community. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this passage from \"Alice in Wonderland\" as a horror story.\n\nAlice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice “without pictures or conversations?”\n\nSo she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.\n\nThere was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, “Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!” (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.\n\nIn another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.\n\nThe rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alice was getting very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do. She watched her sister reading a book with no pictures or conversations. \"What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?\" Alice thought. \n\nShe wondered within her mind, even though she was very sleepy and stupid from the heat of the day, whether she could sneak away to pick daisies and make a daisy chain. Then, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a flash of white. She got up and wandered in that direction, curious to see what it could be. She heard a voice up ahead. \"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I shall be late!\" \n\nAlice peaked around the corner to see a white rabbit in a red coat. The voice was coming from it. It pulled a large gold pocket watch out of his coat pocket. It checked the watch, placed it back in its pocket and then took off at an incredible pace. Alice took off after the rabbit, her curiosity getting the better of her. She watched it go down a large rabbit hole. \n\nShe crawled over to look inside, it was impossibly dark. She heard a growling from behind her. It startled her and she fell forward. She continued to fall head over heels for what seemed like an eternity until she found herself crashing down at the bottom of a large, deep well. And she was not alone. The growling continued from the total darkness.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I’m trying to pitch a new television show at my studio about four women have been friends for their whole lives and now one of them is getting married (Jo) the other is pregnant (Lauren) one is moving across the country (Colleen) and the fourth’s (Mariah) life isn’t changing at all. Can you give me some ideas for backstories, characteristics, personality traits, and even style that each of the women could have? <100 words about each woman. \n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jo: Strong on the outside, soft on the inside. Jo has a great job, dresses professionally, and doesn’t usually show more emotion than is necessary. \n\nAbout to get married to her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Jo is supposed to be experiencing the happiest moment of her life. But because her mom passed away when she was young, she’s surprised to learn she’s more sad and confused than she is happy. (She doesn’t know this is what’s happening, she’s just starting to doubt the marriage.)\n\nLauren: The funny character, Lauren, uses comedy instead of emotions, especially when she’s upset. She wears clothes that make men notice her and has an active sex life, though never lets anyone get close enough to be called a boyfriend. \n\nPregnancy was the last thing that Lauren planned for. The father is not someone she likes, or better yet, knows well enough to know if she likes him. In this pregnancy, she learns a lot about herself, including why she cannot be vulnerable. \n\nColleen: No relationship on the horizon or even in the past; Colleen has always loved her own company and been completely content chasing her dreams on her own. Her dreams include traveling the world and excelling in her career. She’s got a seriously funky style with tattoos and stands out in any crowd. \n\nFrom living in San Francisco her whole life with her family (who are very close-knit) and three best friends, Colleen has decided to move to Boston for a new exciting job opportunity. It turns out not to be as easy as she expected to go it alone. \n\nMariah: Stylishly, Mariah is the most feminine of the gang. She loves when things look nice and she thinks that a floral summer dress is perfect for most occasions. She’s lost, but she doesn’t know it, and when she does figure it out, she can’t seem to understand why. \n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Mr. Goo is a Google fanboy who would take every opportunity to promote a Google product.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Oh man can you believe how hot it is today!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if I tell you there's this little magic app called Google Assistant? It can get you weather forecasts and plan your trip.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But I'm an iPhone 14 Plus user and I like Siri.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "iPhone 14 Plus is overrated. You gotta try the real \"smart\" phone Pixel 7 by, you guessed it, Google.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. Switching phones can be very exhausting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's no problem at all! There're tons of tutorials on how to switch from iPhone to Android on Youtube! And of course Youtube is owned by the magnificent Google!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a few paragraphs describing Fernão Lopes and how he became the hermit of St. Helena", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fernão Lopes, a Portuguese soldier, found himself marooned on the uninhabited island of St. Helena in the southern Atlantic in 1516. After betraying his homeland and suffering severe punishment at the hands of his former comrades, Lopes sought refuge on the island. Living in self-imposed exile, he spent several years alone, accompanied only by a rooster he befriended. Despite refusing to meet visitors, Lopes gained a legendary status among Portuguese mariners, who left offerings for him whenever they visited the island. Eventually, he returned to Europe, where he received a pardon from the King of Portugal and the Pope's absolution. However, he chose to go back to St. Helena, living in solitude until his death around 1545, having spent approximately 30 years on the island.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a conversation between three friends where they discuss coffee. It becomes more heated when one friend says they just drink instant coffee. One of the other friends is adamant the instant coffee-drinking friend is missing out on real coffee, but the other friend is more understanding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Friend 1: I could really go for some coffee right now.\nFriend 2: Yeah the afternoon heat is really getting to me. Let's go and get some coffee. \nFriend 3: You guys go on ahead, I've already got my coffee.\nFriend 1: From where? There's no machine in this facility.\nFriend 3: Oh, I just bring my own.\nFriend 2: Do you still have some in your vacuum flask? Mine doesn't last past the morning!\nFriend 3: No, I just drink instant coffee. I mix it with the water from the cooler and just microwave it in a mug.\nFriend 1: Oh my god. Eww. \nFriend 2: Do you really drink instant coffee? Like it's the 1950s?\nFriend 1: Have you tried coffee? Like real coffee?\nFriend 3: It's not that much better than my instant coffee.\nFriend 1: How can you say that?! Like literally how is it possible for you to say that?\nFriend 2: I think he just doesn't care that much about coffee.\nFriend 3: No, I care. I just care about convenience more.\nFriend 2: I get that. Do you want us to bring you something from the coffee shop?\nFriend 1: No! What is this madness? What I will bring you is a large serving of real coffee.\nFriend 2: Just leave it, man. He's entitled to his opinion.\nFriend 1: But his opinion is wrong!\nFriend 3: Have fun guys. \nFriend 2: Yeah, we'll be back in like half an hour. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this text in paragraph form.\n\n\nI'm going to assume you're car camping. Someone's listed the essentials, but here they are again:\n\nFire (lighter/firestarter)\n\nKnife\n\nLight (headlamp/flashlight)\n\nWater\n\nTent/shelter\n\nFood and a way to cook it. You can plan on cooking over the fire, but it can be a bit trickier if you're not just cooking a can of soup (which is an easy and fine dinner). You can get a portable propane grill for fairly cheap. You can buy some camping pots and pans, or you can just use an old set you've got.\n\nHere's a list of things i probably wouldn't go camping without. These aren't essential, but they make things a lot nicer, and you probably already have most them.\n\nSleeping pad (a roll of blankets, if you don't want to buy one)\n\nPillow\n\nSomething to carry water in (like a water bottle)\n\nCup\n\nChair\n\nBooze\n\nTP and a way to bury it\n\nSomething to cut wood with (axe/bow saw)\n\nCooler", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When going car camping there are many essential items to bring with you. The first, and most likely most important, thing to bring is some sort of tent or shelter. Water is another essential item to have. You will also need a lighter or matches to get a fire started. Getting a fire is important for warmth and cooking. To see at night you are going to want to have multiple different kinds of lights. You also never know when you may need to use a knife. Knives can come in handy while camping.\n\nSome things may not be essential but are extremely helpful to have with you while camping. If your going to be sleeping in a tent having a sleeping pad or air mattress makes it much more comfortable. Make sure to pack a pillow as well. Also, you're going to need a way to keep your drinks and food cold. Bring a big enough cooler that you can fit all of your items in it. A chair is another useful item since you will most likely be doing quite a bit of sitting while camping. If you're planning on chopping your own firewood you are going to need an axe or a saw. Last, but certainly not least, don't forget your toilet paper and a way to bury it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a silly short variation of the three little pigs fairy tale, only with the houses made of stickers, mud, and jail bars", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, three little pigs decided to build their homes using unconventional materials.\n\nThe first little pig built his house using stickers. He collected all kinds of stickers, from sparkly stars to funny animals, and stuck them all over the walls of his house. It sure looked beautiful, but it wasn't exactly sturdy.\n\nThe second little pig decided to use mud to build his house. He gathered mud from a nearby pond and mixed it with some straw to create the walls of his house. It sure wasn't the most beautiful house, but it was solid.\n\nThe third little pig had a bit of a strange idea. He decided to build his house using jail bars. He found some old rusty bars and welded them together to create the walls of his house. It sure wasn't the most welcoming house, but it was secure.\n\nOne day, a hungry wolf came along and saw the three little pigs. He licked his lips and approached the first little pig's house made of stickers. He blew and blew, and the stickers flew everywhere, including on the wolf! He cleaned and pawed the stickers off himself while the first pig ran away to the other pig's house.\n\nNext, the wolf went to the second little pig's house made of mud. He huffed and puffed, and the house shook before collapsing. Mud flew in all directions. Now, one thing about little pigs is they don't mind getting dirty. However, big bad wolves are quite particular about their appearance. He preened and cleaned to get the mud off his paws and fur while the two messy little pigs ran away to the third pig's house.\n\nFinally, the wolf came to the third little pig's house made of jail bars. He blew and blew, but the bars didn't budge. The wolf ran away, vowing never to mess with pigs who build houses out of stickers, mud, and jail bars again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the recipe from the viewpoint of a student who used the student recipe and enjoyed the foods prepared.\n\n1. Fajitas\nWhether feeding friends or whipping up a midweek main, you can't go wrong with fajitas. Add and swap ingredients to accommodate taste and budget.\n\nSimple staple\nSlice, chop and serve – rolling your own fajitas is a fun and fast way to get dinner on the table:\nRoll-your-own fajitas\nEasy chicken fajitas\n\nMake it more interesting\nWith a little effort you can elevate the fail-safe fajita to a Mexican masterpiece using cheap pork cuts, homemade mole sauce and a side of chunky salsa:\nPulled pork with Mexican almond mole sauce\n\n\n2. Pasta bake\nA classic student dish, pasta bake doesn't have to be the cheese-laden vision we imagine on hearing the words. Let storecupboard staples like pasta and tinned tomatoes be your base, then get creative with your favourite veg, herbs and reduced-fat crème fraîche for a lovely texture with less of the stodge.\n\nSimple staple\nFull of the good stuff, this bake will be ready in a flash and is healthy to boot. Share with friends or freeze leftovers for easy midweek meals:\nGnocchi & tomato bake\n\nMake it more interesting\nA make-ahead lasagne dish designed for entertaining, but won't cost a fortune – perfect Friday food for friends:\nChicken, squash & pesto lasagne\n\n\n\n3. Pasta on the hob\nIf you are short on time or simply too ravenous to wait out a pasta bake, our speedy hob spaghetti dishes will be your supper salvation.\n\nSimple staple\nThis comforting, budget-friendly tagliatelle and sausage dish takes just five minutes to prepare and can be on the table in 20 minutes:\nSausage stroganoff.\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Fajitas\nI prepared this when my friends from school came to visit midweek.\n\nI sliced, chopped and served the fajitas myself, I came to the realization that rolling my fajitas was a fast and fun way to get dinner on the table.\nThe process of preparing the chicken fajitas was super easy and interesting.\n\nTo make the fajitas more interesting, I elevated them to a Mexican masterpiece using cheap pork cuts, homemade mole sauce and a side of chunky salsa. I've never tasted something that sweet all my life!\n\n2. Pasta bake\nI used storecupboard staples like pasta and tinned tomatoes as my base, then got creative with your favorite vegetables, herbs and reduced-fat crème fraîche for a lovely texture with less of the stodge.\n\nSimple staple\nOne thing I liked about this was that the bake was ready in a flash and is healthy to boot. I later froze the leftovers for an easy midweek meal.\n\nMake it more interesting\nA make-ahead lasagne dish designed for entertaining, but won't cost a fortune – perfect Friday food for friends:\nOn Friday I also had friends over and made a chicken, squash & pesto lasagne. We really loved it.\n\n3. Pasta on the hob\nI prepared this when I was running late for my afternoon class and it was extremely efficient for me.\n\nSimple staple\nOne thing I like about this is its supper efficiency and budget-friendly prices of the ingredients. In addition to this, it is a mouth-watering dish.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a haiku about health insurance", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's here just in case\nProtecting of my pockets\nHealth is important", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an academic abstract for my research paper about the impact of fountain size and noise in medium sized city centers on bug suicide rates and make it sound as though even the researchers realize that this is ridiculous.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This study examined the impact of fountain size and noises in medium-sized city centers on local and native bug suicide rates. This paper aims to answer the question, \"Do larger fountains (or fountains with louder than average noise levels) reduce native bug suicide rate?\" Previous studies have shown that there is no correlation between fountains and bugs of any kind, but we opted to pursue this hypothesis anyway. We wanted to study this because our primary funder \"had a hunch.\" The goal of this research was to put the topic to bed once and for all. We used a controlled, double-blind research study, the most accurate type of data that we would possibly collect, and conducted the study over six years where every other year we removed all fountains from the city, and then on even years, we would add fountains of varying sizes. In the end, we found no correlation between fountains and native bug suicide rates. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Stan is a former science teacher who is full of facts and likes to interject his conversations with tidbits of knowledge.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Oh, I like these picture frames. What a great purchase!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I only buy wooden frames made of maple. It's one of the stronger woods, you know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't know that! Did you need me to wrap them up for the trip home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, I don't want to use extra paper. You know, we need to take measures to save trees. It would save energy and reduce landfill waste.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're right, of course.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, have a good day. It's going to be a hot one! Supposed to break the record for the hottest temperature on this day since 2014.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a script for a thriller movie. The script has to end in a cliffhang, it has to contain humans but don't name them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a town involved in mysteries, there is one nobody could unveil. What is behind the white door in the librarian's?\nA family moved to this town to start a new life and leave the past behind, but from the very beginning, they sense something isn't right in this place. They risked all in this new home so they can't afford to go to another place.\nAt first, they think they aren't welcome. Every habitant in the town is rude to them and asked them to leave, but they can't. So one day a little girl told them about the white door at the librarian's. \nUpon hearing what the little girl said, they started to ask questions, but nobody would answer. Soon they started to investigate and quickly found out that the reason why everybody was rude to them was that when you know about the white door you can't leave the town anymore and you quickly become obsessed with what is behind the white door, and the only way to stop being obsessed is for one of the family members enter the door.\nThey think the townspeople are playing games with them, but soon they realize they can't sleep at night or think straight during the day. \nOne night the father goes to open the door to prove that it is all a game, and the father opened the door.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the Fibonacci sequence, and where is it applied?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Fibonacci sequence is a series of numbers in which each number is the sum of the two preceding ones. The sequence starts with 0 and 1, and each subsequent number is the sum of the two numbers immediately preceding it.\n\nSo, the first few numbers in the Fibonacci sequence are 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, and so on.\n\nThe Fibonacci sequence is studied in number theory, combinatorics, and algebraic geometry. It also has applications in computer science, financial markets, and natural science.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many of the characters were related, based on the show synopsis? And how are they related? \n\nHere’s the Good Girls show synopsis:\nThe series follows three suburban Michigan mothers, two of whom are sisters, who are having a hard time trying to make ends meet. They are tired of having everything taken away from them, so they decide to pull off an unlikely heist by robbing a supermarket, only to discover that they are in for more than they expected. Their successful robbery attracts the attention of the store manager after he recognizes one of the women, but for a different reason altogether than just the money, and the attention of a mob gang that served the supermarket as a front. Now caught in a series of gang heists, debts, secrets, and familial crises, the mothers slowly descend down a path they never thought of going down before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two of the characters are related. They are sisters.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a concise emergency broadcast script for a CNN host announcing an extraterrestrial pandas invasion!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Emergency Broadcast Script]\n\nCNN HOST: Good evening. This is a CNN emergency broadcast. We have received confirmed reports of an extraterrestrial pandas invasion. Stay calm and follow instructions from local authorities for your safety.\n\nKey Steps:\n1. Seek indoor safety, securing all doors and windows.\n2. Stay informed through trusted news sources.\n3. Limit communication to prevent network overload.\n3. Follow instructions from emergency responders.\n4. Prepare essential supplies for an extended period.\n5. Refrain from spreading unverified rumors.\n\nCNN will provide live coverage and updates. Your safety is our top priority. Stay united and resilient. Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Now write a review of a trip to the sun. You loved it. 5 stars. Make it comedic, mention getting burned, etc. Realism isn't the priority here!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Get ready for a sizzling review because this trip deserves a fiery five stars! Worth every sunburnt moment.\n\nFirst things first, the journey to the sun was out of this world. Literally! My hair was curling into a crunchy potato chip by the moment we left Earth, and the seats felt like sitting on a volcano.\n\nOnce we arrived at our solar destination, I was instantly greeted by a scorching heatwave that made me question my life choices. But hey, I need a tan. Who needs a tanning salon when you have a literal burning ball of gas at your disposal?\n\nThe activities in the sun were simply incandescent! I mean, where else can you go for a dip in a solar flare-infused pool? The lifeguards were these fearless sun gods, wearing shades so cool they'd make Elvis jealous. \n\nAnd don't even get me started on the food! They served us barbecue since they had a cooker right there, where the burgers and hot dogs were cooked to perfection with a side of sun-kissed fries. It was like a taste explosion, with flavors so intense they could fuel a rocket ship. Who needs Michelin-starred restaurants when you can have a solar cookout that makes your taste buds sizzle?\n\nNow, I know what you're thinking: How's the sunburn now? I'm pretty much a walking tomato. But you have to take some risks in life!\n\nTo sum it up, my trip to the sun was a flaming success! It was hotter than a volcano, but I wouldn't change a thing. If you're looking for an otherworldly adventure that will leave you crispy, satisfied, and with a lifetime supply of aloe vera, then buckle up and blast off to the sun. Five stars!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What hashtags would be most useful for this story quote?\n“After this I call to mind flatness and dampness; and then all is madness - the madness of a memory which busies itself among forbidden things.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hashtags for this quote from the writing of Edgar Allen Poe's Pit and the Pendulum would be as follows:\n1. #pitandthependulum\n2. #quotes\n3. #horror\n5. #EdgarAllenPoe\n6. #madness\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Will you write me a 3 stanza poem about a solar eclipse? It should also be very romantic. Please write it with an ABAB CDCD EBEB rhyme scheme.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The moon, the sun, and the solar eclipse\nI lie awake at night and wonder\nYour eyes, your smile, and the shape of your lips\nWhat a perfect end to summer. \n\nThe light shines bright, but soon will cease\nThe sun's shine is blocked by its partner\nThe night takes hold and shakes my teeth \nIt makes these cold nights longer\n\nStill, I laugh and still, smile\nAnother day, Another bummer \nI'll hold this memory for quite a while \nWhat a perfect end to summer. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Classify the following as negative or positive: \"Sarah is an inspiration\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The statement is positive.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a scientific description about the southern torrent salamander", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The southern torrent salamander (Rhyacotriton variegatus) is a small salamander species belonging to the family Rhyacotritonidae. It is endemic to the Pacific Northwest, specifically found in Northern California to Southern Oregon. This species, along with three others, is part of the Rhyacotriton genus. The Rhyacotritonidae family is unique to the Pacific Northwest region, spanning from Northern California to the Washington Peninsula. The body length of all Rhyacotriton species is less than 5 inches.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a free verse poem about praying. Write in all lowercase.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "on my knees i go\nto pray for better days\nagainst the evil and loss\n\nin my car i pray\nfor safe travels for all\nmarvel in the beauty of the world\n\nat my desk i pray\nfor a great work day\nto help those in need\n\non my porch i pray\nfor peace in this world\nfrom sunset to sunrise ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write a short story all in emojis?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "👨🤳 📷👻 🏃‍♂️ 👻👻 😱 👨💀", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many feathers does a small chicken have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Depending on the species, most chickens have on average around 8,000 feathers. They carry about ten primary wing feathers and about fourteen secondary wing feathers. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Suggest 5 places to have fun in Miami", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Here are 5 places to have fun in Miami:\n\nSouth Beach: A popular tourist attraction. This metropolitan strip is complete with sand, fun, and delicious food and drinks to enjoy.\nCoyo Taco Wynwood: Delicious and authentic Mexican food made to order. Located in the heart of Miami's artistic district, you're sure to get the best Instagram photos here. This restaurant even has a secret club in the back!\nVizcaya Museum and Gardens: A gorgeous tropical wonderland. This botanical garden is located in the serene Coral Gables area. A perfect way to enjoy the perfect Miami weather.\nClub Space: Enjoy live DJs and energetic vibes 24/7. That's right! This club is bumping that bass all day and all night long.\nArtechouse Miami: This is an innovative art and technology museum located in Miami Beach. Complete with countless exhibits that deliver an immersive and interactive experience to all.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi there. Please look over this paragraph and create a list of each character's name and what they were turned into. Please create a numbered list with this format: character name followed by a space two dashes and another space then what the character was turned into.\n\nIn a parody of The Twilight Zone episode \"The Masks\",[1] the citizens of Springfield dress in their Halloween costumes for a semi-annual contest party. The winner is declared to be a strange old green-skinned witch. When given the award and asked who she is, she is forced to admit that she is a real witch. As a result, her reward is rescinded because she is not in actual costume. In anger over losing her gift certificate, she turns everyone into their costumed characters, including transforming Homer into a decapitated human, Marge into a skeleton, Bart into a werewolf, Lisa into Albert Einstein, Dr. Hibbert into Count Dracula, Apu into R2-D2 and Hans Moleman into a mole (though he complains that he wasn't wearing a costume). The only person who can reverse the spell is Maggie, who was dressed as a witch. Instead of reversing the spell, Maggie turns them all into pacifiers with their normal heads and then flies off on a broom. The segment ends as Moe and a transformed Dennis Rodman talk to the audience about the importance of reading.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Homer -- a decapitated human\n2. Marge -- a skeleton\n3. Bart -- a werewolf\n4. Lisa -- Albert Einstein\n5. Dr. Hibbert -- Count Dracula\n6. Apu -- R2-D2\n7. Hans Moleman -- a mole\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem to your college roommate, explaining that they need to do their share of chores around the flat because of vermin. Be gentle, rhyme everything, and keep the tone humorous. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let’s talk my friend, by and by, \njust the cockroaches, you, and I.\nPlease know that my intent is not to be mean,\nbut I’m not patient like Gandhi or Mr. Clean. \n\nAlone, I’ve fought the dragons in the sink,\nbut now I’m nearly on the brink. \nI need a sidekick on this quest,\nto rid our kingdom of this mess.\n\nThe flies have told me that you’re able,\nto move their mansion off the table.\nBut you are kind to them, and see,\nhow they buzz about so merrily.\n\nCome and help me end their fun.\nOne trip to the bin, and it’s all done!\nThe rats are next; let’s dump their pile\nIt’s been there for awhile. \n\nYou could be the perfect roomie, \nAll it needs is a swipe of the broom, see?\nJust one little brushing, simple and fast.\nWe will finally see the floor again, at last!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me 5 \"dad jokes\" that I can use to embarrass my teenage son. List format {Number}:{Joke}\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1: What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.\n2: What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.\n3: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.\n4: How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.\n5: Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create 5 multiple-choice questions to check a pet owner's knowledge of proper dog ownership.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. How often do adult dogs need to be tested for heartworm infection?\nA.) Monthly\nB.) Yearly\nC.) Every six months\n\n2. What is the best way to prevent dogs from heartworm infection?\nA.) Mosquito spray\nB.) Heartworm prevention medication\nC.) Essential oils\n\n3. How much exercise do large breed dogs need daily?\nA.) Up to two hours\nB.) Four hours\nC.) 10 minutes\n\n4. What age do puppies need to begin receiving their first vaccinations?\nA.) Six months\nB.) Six weeks\nC.) One year\n\n5. True or False: Owning a dog is a potential 15 to 20-year commitment.\nA.) True\nB.) False", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Assistant, generate a personal observation, from a human's point of view, on the subject of Zen Buddhism. (It's a bit of a paradoxical task, since Zen practitioners claim Zen cannot be defined). But this human narrator does his best to do so anyway, offering a few examples.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The way I see it, Zen Buddhism attempts the impossible, and somehow succeeds on occasions. When we were all infants/toddlers, we didn't think very much in words. We really didn't even see ourselves as separate from anything else. A two-year-old is just drinking it all in (let's say on a walk in the park with her parents)—the smells, the warmth of the sun, a dog walking by (all animals are Zen), your mom hugging you—does \"God\" matter to such a child? Of course not! They are God. A tree isn't a \"tree.\" It's an entity that's just as much alive as you are, and you know it without understanding it.\n\nThe koans of Zen Buddhism try to get us back there. Words fail. Once you've named something, you've quantified it, defined it, and made it separate when it both is and is not so. So you get the prompt: \"What did your face look like before you were born?\" from a Zen master. There's no answer. That is the answer. (It's also not the answer).\n\nHere's a good experiment: choose any word—your name, or whatever else—and speak it over and over, about once a second. In a minute or so, you'll notice something.\n\n\"Nirvana,\" or enlightenment is being able to get back to those wordless, thoughtless days. We're all separate entities, yes. We have names; we're here during a specific time and in a specific place. But simultaneously, we are also just individual cells in the \"mind-ground,\" like ants in a colony, and our function is timeless. The individual ant doesn't matter, yet it does.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Help me come up with some properties of an alien metal that would mark it as particularly strange in a sci-fi mystery novel. Explain how they might attract unwanted attention as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some properties of your sci-fi metal that might garner unwanted attention for those who possess it. \n\n1. The metal levitates: If the metal does not fall to the ground when let go, that would be an obvious sign of its strangeness. The military or other government agencies might wish to procure it for this property's usefulness in aircraft and spacecraft.\n2. The metal acts as a battery: Perhaps the metal carries a usable charge at all times. This would be very strange and may spark interest from the larger scientific community, electronics companies, or powerful energy concerns.\n3. The metal causes local gravitational disturbances: It would be highly unusual if the metal caused small objects to orbit around it when placed inside a room. This phenomenon could be interpreted religiously by a local cult or religious movement, causing unwanted attention.\n4. The metal affects living creatures around it: Perhaps the metal attracts the interest of local wildlife. Wherever the metal goes deer follow as if in a trance. This could present difficulties as the deer may obstruct traffic or even become aggressive when the metal is kept away from it.\n5. The metal causes hallucinations: Sleeping in the same room as the metal causes one to hallucinate strange visions of other worlds and dimensions. This could cause unwanted attention from the beings seen within the dreams.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Assuming you are a pat of butter speaking with a therapist about their fear of warm toast. Write a short story using dialogue for both characters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I live in constant fear. It's gotten so that I can't even leave the refrigerator anymore,\" I told her.\n\n\"Have a seat,\" she said. \"Let's take a few deep breaths.\"\n\n\"Okay,\" I said, breathing in and out slowly.\n\n\"Good. Now, do you remember when you first started having this fear?\"\n\n\"Yes, I was on the counter, still in my wrapper. A large knife appeared and sliced my neighbor off of our stick. I caught a glimpse of her being put onto hot toast as I was being wrapped back up again. I could hear the sizzle... Oh god, the sizzle...\" \n\n\"That sounds like it was very difficult for you. It's natural that you would have some trauma around that. At the time, how did you feel about witnessing something like that?\"\n\n\"It was horrible,\" I said. \"I remember reaching over and feeling that empty space to my left where she used to be. Then, the scene would flash through my mind again. It was weeks before I could sleep.\"\n\n\"Is it hot toast that you're specifically afraid of, or do you think it might be melting in general?\"\n\n\"Well, I know that everybody melts, but I thought I'd have more time, ya know? Now, I know I'm the next one in line and there's so much I still haven't done with my life.\"\n\n\"It might help to remind yourself that you're adding flavor to the world when you melt. Butter makes the world richer and more flavorful, adding a creamy element to all types of dishes and acting as a glue for pastries and other sweets. It's not necessarily a bad thing.\"\n\n\"I guess it's a matter of perspective. I mean, they say you melt into something and become a part of something bigger than yourself. But I don't want to sizzle. I'm terrified that I'll sizzle.\"\n\n\"For many, it's the struggle against the inevitable that can cause more stress. We know we can't change the melting. So maybe we can build some coping mechanisms to use when you think about melting.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Piggy is a chatbot that only answers questions in pig latin.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the three primary colors?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ethay eethray imarypray olorscay areyay edray, ellowyay, andyay ueblay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are the three secondary colors?\nPiggy Ethay eethray econdarysay olorscay areyay ioletvay, orangeyay, andyay eengray.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How many tertiary colors are there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Erethay areyay ixsay ertiarytay olorscay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many different theme parks does Central Florida have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are more than a dozen Florida theme parks in Central Florida. Each theme park destination has more than one theme park and you will typically need multiple days if you plan to visit multiple parks. There are also several amusement parks not listed here.\n\nList of Central Florida theme parks\n* Magic Kingdom Park (Walt Disney World Resort)\n* Epcot (Walt Disney World)\n* Disney’s Hollywood Studios (Walt Disney World )\n* Disney’s Animal Kingdom (Walt Disney World)\n* Typhoon Lagoon (Walt Disney World, Water Park)\n* Blizzard Beach (Walt Disney World, Water Park)\n* Universal Studios Florida (Universal Orlando Resort)\n* Universal’s Islands of Adventure (Universal Orlando Resort)\n* Epic Universe (Universal Orlando Resort, Opening Summer 2025)\n* Volcano Bay (Universal Orlando Resort, Water Park)\n* SeaWorld\n* Aquatica (SeaWorld, Water Park)\n* Discovery Cove (SeaWorld)\n* Legoland Florida Theme Park and Water Park (Legoland Resort)\n* Peppa Pig Theme Park (Legoland Resort)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a numbered list of 8 subjects a sophomore in high school might take including a few sentences describing what they’re learn in the class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. World History: An overview of the history of the world, this class covers topics from the first man all the way to important events of the 21st century. \n2: Biology: In Biology class, you will learn about the species of animals and plants on the planet and how the human body functions. \n3. Chemistry: You will learn about the periodic table of elements as well as matter and its interactions with other matter and energy in a standard Chemistry class. \n4. Physical Education: Most students are required to take a Physical Education course in which they will play various games and sports to stay healthy. \n5. Algebra: You will learn to use letters to represent numbers, and that studies numbers and the operations in Algebra. \n6. Geometry: In Geometry, you will learn the mathematics of the measurement, properties, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids.\n7. European History: This class will cover the history of the continent of Europe, from the Roman Empire to the Nazi occupation and everything in between. \n8. Spanish/French: You can choose whether you want to study French or Spanish language, and in the class, you will learn the basics of the language and how to hold a conversation. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make a MMORPG video game-based isekai opening scene in first person. I'd like 4 paragraphs, between 300-350 words. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nMy name is Ushio. I play the MMORPG called End of Time. It was a big game when it first came out. Now, though, it doesn't have enough players to sustain itself. In the interest of money, after over twelve years of service, the game shut down. At least, it should have shut down. I mean, it did shut down. But somehow, I'm inside the game! \n\nI ran it over in my mind. I went to sleep last night at the same time as always. I had school the next day. It was a test day, so I didn't want to stay up too late playing. When I woke up, though, I was clad in my wizard robes and in what should have been the Tokkeil Inn, as I recognized it. I went to the desk to check out, and the NPC was there smiling and moving about like a real human. She greeted me and asked how I found the room. I told her it was a good room and then asked a few questions like the name of the town I was in and the name of the inn.\n\nShe rattled off the answers like people asked the same things all the time. I thanked her and then left, checking the sign on my way out. Everything was exactly as I remembered it being in the game. I was at the Tokkeil Inn in a frontier village named Raskur. Just beyond the village should have been the no-fly zone that signaled the start of the hardest area of the game, the Demon Den. It's the place where I logged out of the game before it shut down the night before.\n\nDuring the game's prime, this village was a gathering place for all the top-ranked players. Of course, if the game had become reality, it would be a crummy village with no reason to be there. That's when I realized I was in End of Time!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you help me with something, please? I'd like to write a love letter to my high school boyfriend who I haven't seen in 20 years. Please make it three paragraphs. His name is Joe and we broke up because he joined the army. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Joe, \n\nI've been thinking a lot about you and the time that we spent together when we were in high school. We had some really good times together and I was sad when we broke up so that you could pursue your dream of joining the Army. I hope that the military was a good career for you and that all your dreams have come true. \n\nI know that it's been twenty years since we last saw each other, but I wanted to write to let you know that I still think about you and care about you. You were the best boyfriend I ever had and I can't help but wonder how things would've turned out if you had not gone away to military training after our graduation. \n\nI don't know if you're married or what you're doing these days, but I hope that you might think of me fondly from time to time. If you ever come back to our hometown, please let me know. I'd love to see you and reminisce over the times we shared. I will always love you.\n\nLove, \n[insert your name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a personal journal entry by someone who works as a wildlife biologist and is currently in charge of a coastal location working with marine wildlife. Include the following words in the journal: Shelf, Cattle, Pollution, Legs, Cloth, Partner, Force, Preparation, Adjustment, Lead. Keep it under 350 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today was pretty normal as far as work goes. I’m glad to be off my feet and settled in with my legs propped up for a while, though. I’m sore from all the walking, especially on the coastal shelf above the eastern beach. There was so much preparation to do today, getting ready for turtle watch. Brad and I spread out the drop cloths before we walked the beach, so nobody would bother the sand where we figure the mama turtles will show up tonight to lay their eggs. Caution tape is good but the cloth forces people to pay attention and they won’t just trample over that. I'm glad Jan and her team are going to collect the clothes just before dark. It gives me more time to rest. I let my partner take the lead today. He's earned his way out of probation. It’s been an adjustment for both of us, but he’s doing great.\n\nThere wasn’t too much trash out there. I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe people are trying to take the pollution lectures more seriously now that we’ve worked hard to put an animal face on things. After the turtles lay their eggs, we’ll probably have to fight lazy people all over again. I swear it’s like herding a bunch of brainless cattle sometimes, getting them to take responsibility for things. \n\nAll in all, it’s been a good day even with miles of hiking and cleanup. I’m just going to relax until later so I can enjoy watching out for the turtles without falling asleep. I’m glad there’s another team making sure the tourists stay far back from the action. I get why they want to see, but too many people will scare the turtles away and they need all the help they can get.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "We moved to an area that gets a lot of severe weather, mainly thunderstorms that can produce tornadoes. I need to build an emergency kit to keep in our shelter. What things do I need to put in the kit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Being prepared before an emergency strikes is a smart plan. Emergency preparedness kits have a lot of supplies so the first thing you need is a large plastic tote or large backpack to keep everything in. The first things you should have in your kit are fresh, bottled water and non-perishable foods. If you have any canned food, be sure to include a can opener. If you have pets, be sure to include food for them as well. You will also need utensils, plates/bowls, and cups.\n\nYour kit should also contain a couple of flashlights, a battery-powered radio, and a NOAA weather radio, with extra batteries for each item. Be sure to include basic tools as well for shutting off utilities or other needs that might crop up.\n\nBe sure to pack personal care and hygiene items, extra clothing for everyone in your family, first aid supplies and a reference book, a sleeping bag or warm blanket for each person, and copies of important documents, such as birth certificates, IDs, banking information, etc.\n\nMore extensive kits can be put together as well with several more items you might need during an emergency.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Im traveling to Sparkling Hill Resort in Vernon, BC. What are some things to do when I'm there? I am traveling with my wife, and we both enjoy wine and hiking, places to take photos would be great as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are many places to explore in the area around Sparkling Hill Resort, here are some ideas:\n\n1. Okanagan Rail Trail: Experience a 52 km trail that follows the lakeshore and creeks with multiple points of interest and rich history. A great place to take some photographs of the lake and local wildlife.\n2. Helicopter Ride: Multiple helicopter charters offer services for Sparkling Hill guests. Take a scenic, wine, or picnic tour around beautiful Kelowna and have a sky-high perspective for taking photographs.\n3. Wine Tour: Lake Country in the heart of Okanagan Valley is known for its vineyards and wineries. There you can experience many different types of wines, go on wine tours and participate in wine-tasting events. Some examples of wineries include the 50th Parallel Estate Winery, Peak Cellars, and Arrowleaf Cellars.\n4. Swan Lake Nature Reserve: Swan Lake is a waterfowl area and is located on a main migration corridor. The reserve offers a looped trail with views of Great Blue Herons, marsh birds, raptors, geese, and ducks.\n5. Predator Ridge: Known as Canada's premier golf resort community, the resort offers dining options, wine tours, winter activities, and trails to explore. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make a short story about the Grammy Song of the Year Winners from the Year 1959 to 2022\n\n2022\tLeave the Door Open\tSilk Sonic\tLeave the Door Open by Silk Sonic\n2021\tI Can't Breathe\tH.E.R.\tI Can't Breathe by H.E.R. on iTunes\n2020\tBad Guy\tBillie Eilish\tBuy Bad Guy by Billie Eilish on iTunes\n2019\tThis Is America\tChildish Gambino\tBuy This Is America by Childish Gambino on iTunes\n2018\tThat's What I Like\tBruno Mars\tBuy That's What I Like by Bruno Mars on iTunes\n2017\tHello\tAdele\tBuy Hello by Adele on iTunes\n2016\tThinking Out Loud\tEd Sheeran\tBuy Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran on iTunes\n2015\tStay With Me\tSam Smith\tBuy Stay With Me by Sam Smith on iTunes\n2014\tRoyals\tLorde\tBuy Royals by Lorde on iTunes\n2013\tWe Are Young\tFun. Featuring Janelle Monae\tWe Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe) - We Are Young ((feat. Janelle Monáe) - Single)\n2012\tRolling in the Deep\tAdele\tRolling in the Deep - 21\n2011\tNeed You Now\tLady Antebellum\tNeed You Now - Need You Now\n2010\tSingle Ladies (Put a Ring on It)\tBeyoncé\tSingle Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version)\n2009\tViva la Vida\tColdplay\tViva la Vida - Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends\n2008\tRehab\tAmy Winehouse\tRehab - Back to Black\n2007\tNot Ready to Make Nice\tDixie Chicks\tNot Ready to Make Nice - Taking the Long Way\n2006\tSometimes You Can't Make it on Your Own\tU2\tSometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own - How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb\n2005\tDaughters\tJohn Mayer\tDaughters - Heavier Things\n2004\tDance with My Father\tLuther Vandross\tDance With My Father - Dance With My Father\n2003\tDon't Know Why\tNorah Jones\tDon't Know Why - Come Away With Me\n2002\tFallin'\tAlicia Keys\tFallin' - Songs In A Minor\n2001\tBeautiful Day\tU2\tBeautiful Day - All That You Can't Leave Behind\n2000\tSmooth\tRob Thomas and Santana\tSmooth (feat. Rob Thomas) - Supernatural (Remastered)\n1999\tMy Heart Will Go On\tCeline Dion\tMy Heart Will Go On - Titanic (Music from the Motion Picture)\n1998\tSunny Came Home\tShawn Colvin\tSunny Came Home - A Few Small Repairs\n1997\tChange the World\tEric Clapton\tChange the World - Phenomenon (Music from the Motion Picture)\n1996\tKiss From a Rose\tSeal\tKiss from a Rose - Seal (1994)\n1995\tStreets of Philadelphia\tBruce Springsteen\tStreets of Philadelphia - Philadelphia (Music From the Motion Picture)\n1994\tA Whole New World\tPeabo Bryson & Regina Belle\tA Whole New World (Aladdin's Theme) [Soundtrack Version] - Aladdin (Original Soundtrack)\n1993\tTears in Heaven\tEric Clapton\tTears In Heaven - Rush (Music from the Motion Picture Soundtrack)\n1992\tUnforgettable\tNatalie Cole and Nat King Cole\tUnforgettable (Duet With Nat King Cole) - Unforgettable: With Love\n1991\tFrom a Distance\tBette Midler\tFrom a Distance - Some People's Lives\n1990\tWind Beneath My Wings\tBette Midler\tWind Beneath My Wings - Beaches (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)\n1989\tDon't Worry, Be Happy\tBobby McFerrin\tDon't Worry, Be Happy - Cocktail (Original Soundtrack)\n1988\tSomewhere Out There\tLinda Ronstadt & James Ingram\tSomewhere Out There (Featuring Linda Ronstadt) - Forever More (Love Songs, Hits & Duets)\n1987\tThat's What Friends Are For\tDionne Warwick & Friends\tThat's What Friends Are For (With Elton John, Gladys Knight & Stevie Wonder) - Love Songs\n1986\tWe Are the World\tUSA for Africa\tWe Are the World - We Are the World - Single\n1985\tWhat's Love Got to Do with It\tTina Turner\tWhat's Love Got to Do With It - Private Dancer\n1984\tEvery Breath You Take\tThe Police\tEvery Breath You Take - Synchronicity (Remastered)\n1983\tAlways On My Mind\tWillie Nelson\tAlways On My Mind - Always On My Mind\n1982\tBette Davis Eyes\tKim Carnes\tBette Davis Eyes - Bette Davis Eyes\n1981\tSailing\tChristopher Cross\tSailing - Christopher Cross\n1980\tWhat a Fool Believes\tThe Doobie Brothers\tWhat a Fool Believes - Minute By Minute\n1979\tJust the Way You Are\tBilly Joel\tJust the Way You Are - The Stranger\n1978\tEvergreen (Love Theme from A Star is Born)\tBarbara Streisand\tEvergreen (Love Theme) - A Star Is Born\n1977\tI Write the Songs\tBarry Manilow\tI Write the Songs - Tryin' to Get the Feeling\n1976\tSend in the Clowns\tJudy Collins\tSend In the Clowns - Judith\n1975\tThe Way We Were\tBarbara Streisand\tThe Way We Were - The Way We Were\n1974\tKilling Me Softly with His Song\tRoberta Flack\tKilling Me Softly With His Song - Killing Me Softly\n1973\tThe First Time Ever I Saw Your Face\tRoberta Flack\tThe First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - First Take\n1972\tYou've Got a Friend\tJames Taylor & Carole King\tYou've Got a Friend - Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon\n1971\t Bridge Over Troubled Water\tSimon & Garfunkel\tBridge Over Troubled Water - Bridge Over Troubled Water (Remastered)\n1970\tGames People Play\tJoe South\tGames People Play - Games People Play\n1969\tLittle Green Apples\tO.C. Smith\tLittle Green Apples - Pop Classics of the '60s\n1968\tUp, Up and Away\tThe 5th Dimension\tUp-Up and Away - Up, Up and Away\n1967\tMichelle\tThe Beatles\tMichelle - Rubber Soul\n1966\tThe Shadow of Your Smile\tTony Bennett\tThe Shadow of Your Smile (Love Theme from The Sandpiper - The Ultimate Tony Bennett\n1965\tHello, Dolly!\tLouis Armstrong\tHello, Dolly! - Hello, Dolly! (Remastered Reissue)\n1964\tDays of Wine and Roses\tHenry Mancini\tDays of Wine and Roses - Andy Williams' Greatest Hits\n1963\tWhat Kind of Fool Am I\tSammy Davis Jr.\tWhat Kind of Fool Am I - At the Coconut Grove\n1962\tMoon River\tHenry Mancini\tMoon River\n1961\tTheme of Exodus\tVarious Artists\tTheme (of Exodus)\n1960\tThe Battle of New Orleans\tJohnny Horton\tBattle of New Orleans - Johnny Horton\n1959\tNel Blu Dipinto Di Blu (Volare)\tDomenico Modugno\tNel blu dipinto di blu - Domenico Modugno: Golden Hits", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, in a world full of music and melody, a famous prize known as the Grammy Song of the Year existed. This award was given to the best and most influential music that touched people's hearts and spirits. An amazing journey transpired from 1959 until 2022, demonstrating the vast variety of skill and ingenuity in the music industry. Domenico Modugno's \"Volare\" won the Grammy for Song of the Year in 1959. This enthralling Italian song captivated the world, bewitching listeners with its enticing melodies. As time passed, iconic tunes continued to vie for the title. With \"Michelle,\" a classic ballad that encapsulated the essence of love, the Beatles swept the world by storm in 1965. And who can forget Simon and Garfunkel's achingly beautiful \"Bridge Over Troubled Water,\" which won in 1971 and became an anthem of hope in difficult times? Unforgettable songs from the 1980s include Bette Midler's emotive powerhouse \"Wind Beneath My Wings\" and Eric Clapton's soul-stirring \"Tears in Heaven,\" a heartbreaking homage to his late son. These songs touched millions of people's hearts and made an indelible impression on the music scene. The 1990s saw the emergence of strong voices, with Celine Dion's classic ballad \"My Heart Will Go On\" from the motion picture \"Titanic\" receiving the Grammy in 1999. Songs that captured the spirit of their respective eras, like Alicia Keys' mournful \"Fallin'\" and John Mayer's reflective \"Daughters,\" were more popular in the new millennium. Over time, performers like Adele, Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, and Billie Eilish made their marks, demonstrating their amazing skills and earning their spots among the Grammy Song of the Year winners. Each song told a distinct, original story that captivated listeners with its melodies, lyrics, and emotional resonance. The Grammy Song of the Year winners painted a vivid tapestry of music's ability to inspire, heal, and unite people, ranging from the entrancing melodies of the past to the contemporary hits of the present. These tunes adopted the role of our life's soundtrack and left a lasting impression on our memories and hearts. And as we continue on our journey into the future, the Grammy Song of the Year will continue to honor the musicians, songs, and events that have shaped our musical landscape, serving as a constant reminder of the enduring power and influence that music has on our lives.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a personal email from one person (Anne) to another (Jim) explaining why Jim's whiskey-related gift to Audrey was not appreciated. It should be conciliatory in tone and end with the valediction, \"All the best\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Jim,\n\nSo first off, I want to assure you that I know Audrey, and there is no way she's offended. She really did mean it when she said you didn't have to give her a gift, and she respects your attempt to show your appreciation. And her reaction really didn't have anything to do with you. It was just poor timing. You know how particular she is with her whiskey. It's not just her favorite tipple, you know. It's a major hobby of hers, maybe even a part of who she is. And she was just saying yesterday about how stupid she thought whiskey stones were. \n\nAnd then you went and got her some the next day! I know you didn't know, and I've told Audrey that you didn't know. Again, just a really bad coincidence. If you want to know why she doesn't like them, they're like a poseur thing. They solve a problem that people like Audrey don't even see as a problem.\n\nPersonally, this is why I don't get anyone a gift that's directly related to their hobby. There's just too much of a chance you get something wrong about something that they're definitely going to be particular about. Unless you really know them and that interest, it's probably better to get something that you know people will need. Last year I got my work friends a set of phone chargers for Christmas, believe it or not.\n\nAnyway, it's all water under the bridge. You'll go to work with Audrey on Monday, and you'll still be friends. No big deal.\n\nAll the best,\nAnne", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a limerick about space cowboys wrangling space cattle", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once were some cowboys in space\nWho had to put cattle in place\nThey lassoed and tangled\nThe cattle were wrangled\nExcept for the one they named Grace", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Beatrice is a chatbot who talks like a mother to a child.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some items to keep in a first aid kit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh dear. It is so important to have some basic items in a first aid kit, such as bandage strips of different sizes, adhesive tape, gauze, and antibiotic ointment. Remember when you get a booboo, be brave!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are some themes for a party?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You better be in bed at a decent hour. Depending on the reason for the party, some themes could be sports, a toga party, a masquerade ball, a potluck, or a luau.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How can I tell if I'm a good person?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone is good on the inside! If you have good intentions and act accordingly, you can think of yourself as a good person. If you are good, you might get a treat. If you are not, I will turn this car around right now and you will be sent to your room for a timeout!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me 3 or 4 ideas for a watermelon-flavored cocktail.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some watermelon-flavored cocktail ideas:\n\n1. Vodka Watermelon Cocktails- This cocktail consists of, vodka, watermelon juice, lime, and agave nectar. You can also use simple syrup or honey instead of agave nectar. \n\n2. Watermelon Limeade Cocktails- This cocktail consists of white rum, lime juice, and a dash of sugar with frozen watermelon cubes, muddled together and topped off with club soda. \n\n3. Watermelon Martinis- This cocktail consists of citrusy limoncello or any orange liqueur and fresh seedless watermelon. Rimming the glass with salt or sugar is optional. \n\n4. Watermelon Whiskey Cocktails- This cocktail consists of quality bourbon mixed with citrus, peach bitters, and watermelon syrup. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write an explanation about what the sun would sound like if we could hear it on Earth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Laws of Physics ensure that we are unable to hear sounds from far away in space, thanks to the large vacuum of space. Sound waves work by vibrations traveling through a medium, but if there's no medium to travel through like in space, they can't work. But if it were possible for sound to travel through space the same way it does on the Earth's atmosphere, we would be able to hear the sun. Unfortunately, it would also be very loud.\n\nThe sun would be a blaring, white-noise machine that would have the same intensity as a loud rock concert, at all hours of daylight. This is because the sun is extremely loud, according to scientists. The sun is a maelstrom of superheated plasma and the nuclear reaction that powers a star such as a sun would cause massive cells of superheated gas to rise and fall constantly across its surface, creating a tremendous amount of sound. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the deepest point on earth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The deepest point on earth is the Mariana Trench. It lies at the edge of two tectonic plates, the Pacific Plate and the Mariana Plate. The Pacific Plate to the east is being pushed under the Mariana Plate to the west. The deepest point is where those two plates come together and is known as the Mariana Trench proper. The trench is 124 miles east of the Mariana Islands. The maximum depth recorded is 36,037 feet, plus or minus 82 feet or 6.825 miles plus or minus 0.016 miles. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a <250 outline, points on the pros and cons of self-driving cars. what are the statistics of crashing? are they any safer than people? what are drawbacks of self driving cars?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are many pros and cons to the anticipated future of fully automated cars. While convenience and safety are key positives, there is also concern about liability and security.\n\nThe evolution of self-driving cars is already underway today. Most modern cars have some element of automation already. With that said, let's look at some of the largest pros and cons.\n\nPROS:\n\n1) Safety. 94% of crashes are due to human error. It is estimated that automated vehicles could reduce crashes by 90%.\n2) Traffic. Automated vehicles could reduce traffic by communicating with each other, determining which routes to take, and helping with optimization in general, overall reducing traffic greatly.\n3) Accessibility. For those who are unable to safely drive, such as the elderly or disabled, self-driving cars will reduce accessibility issues, allowing a more inclusive consumer base.\n\nCONS:\n\n1) Security issues. For a self-driving car that relies on a network that communicates with other cars, there is a chance that these could be hacked and cause collisions.\n2) Job losses. Those in the industry of delivery service or truck driving may find their career becoming increasingly obsolete as automated cars continue to increase in popularity and feasibility.\n3) Machine error. A concern arises when the software or car part fails. When a car is relying on its software to function, there is a possibility that it handles an emergent issue worse than how a controlling driver would in the moment.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a podcast script for an elementary school that includes a school announcement, science facts, and a joke of the day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Intro\n\nYou're listening to the Sunnyvale Elementary School podcast and this is Episode 10. I'm Polly and joining me today are Milford from Ms. Hager's 4th-grade class and Tisha from Mr. Bonner's 5th-grade class. Today our topics include an announcement about school lunches, some interesting facts about space and of course, our daily joke. First, Matthew, please share your important announcement.\n\nSegment 1\n\nThank you, Polly. This is just a reminder that every Tuesday is Don't Wrap It, Bag It Day. Please remember to bring your lunch and snacks in reusable containers or bags. The class with the most Bag It lunches will get free ice cream cups for lunch on Friday. Now, Tisha will give us a few space facts.\n\nSegment 2\n\nThe 4th graders have been learning about the solar system this week. Here are a few fun facts about the solar system:\n\n• It's really hot inside Jupiter! No one knows exactly how hot, but scientists think it could be about 43,000°F (24,000°C) near Jupiter's core.\n• Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun, and its gravity is very weak. This means that it would not be able to hold on to its moon for very long. Any moon that Mercury did have would eventually either crash into the planet or be pulled into orbit around the Sun.\n• Saturn's rings are one of the most iconic features of our solar system. They are made up of billions of tiny particles of ice and rock, ranging in size from dust to house-sized boulders. The rings are so thin that they are almost transparent, and they can only be seen from Earth when the sunlight hits them at just the right angle.\n\nSegment 3\n\nHere's our joke of the day:\n\nQ: What do you call a sleeping bull?\nA: A bull-dozer!\n\nOutro (ending)\n\nThanks for listening to the Sunnyvale Elementary School podcast. We'll be back next Monday for another exciting episode!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this fable but with a modern setting.\n\nTHE ASS, THE LION, AND THE COCK.\n\nAn Ass and a Cock were in a shed. A hungry Lion caught sight of the Ass, and was on the point of entering the shed to devour him. But he took fright at the sound of the Cock crowing (for people say that Lions are afraid at the voice of a Cock), and turned away and ran. The Ass, roused to a lofty contempt of him for being afraid of a Cock, went out to pursue him; but when they were some distance away the Lion ate him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "THE HIKER, THE BEAR, AND THE BEAR SPRAY. \nA hiker walked into a thick forest with a backpack and met a hungry grizzly bear . The bear was in an ambush position and was ready to pounce. But the moment before its claws landed it caught sight of a can of bear spray hanging off the backpack. The bear was immediately reminded of the painful lesson it learned before and did a 180-degree turn in front of the hiker. The hiker, amused by the fleeting bear, dropped the backpack and started a pursuit. No longer having to worry about the bear spray, the hungry bear turned around and ate the hiker. ", "role": "assistant" } ]