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Dr. Note for work or school? Just keep it or make a copy and get a free pass one day 😃 | 1 |
This won't work on actual lottery scratch-offs, but a lot of promotions use really cheap ones. You can also make sure every spot isn't the same. | 1 |
Gotta make yourself the asshole, though. They eat that shit up like hotcakes. | 1 |
Bonus step: take a picture of the roach in the food with the restraunt name clearly visible somewhere. Tell the manager you work for a local food guide or news station and that you love their food normally but that this new "bug problem" is absolutely unacceptable, and show him the picture. You will more than likely get wine or drinks ontop of a free meal to healp smooth things over. | 1 |
U talk to like 10 different people and block the one u want to eliminate every few days til u pick which one will be ur bf/gf.
Fun summer challenge | 1 |
I’m looking to make some easy cash and my house has a bunch of candies that my parents said I can do whatever I want with as they have taken a stance against them, which I now have a ton of and am not allowed to eat.
I’m thinking of selling the stuff at my school, I have a locker and a lock so I can stash stuff there. But the thing is that you aren’t allowed to sell stuff there, but there’s a huge market for gum and candies there now that Ramadan is over. So how do I do it and spread the word? I’ve got three friends on board who can use their lockers as additional stashes, but I’m most concerned with getting word out about it and ensuring I don’t get caught.
The school doesn’t do locker checks, but people usually keep food in their locker so they won’t really care if they end up doing it. If they find out I have a shop, I’ll probably get a year-level detention which I don’t exactly want, plus, some teachers mids are in my grade but they seem pretty tolerant to “illegal” activities in my school. (Illegal meaning against the rules) | 1 |
"Knock knock"
"Yes...oh hello officer, would you like a tea? Kettles just boiled?"
"Knock knock"
"Yes..ah Dong Zhou, my mortal enemy, get boiled son!" | 1 |
If your roommate doesn’t like to clean your shared space, create a fake Tinder account and agree to meet them at your house. Once your roommate cleans up the mess, you can cancel the date. | 1 |
You just moved your reservation back so now it's not too close to the booking to cancel for free. | 1 |
I think my brother's wife might be cheating on him, I'd like some proof before I decide what to do. | 1 |
I just got back from a trip at 2am this morning and I am soooo exhausted. I work in an office setting / 2 walled cube and I can barely keep my eyes open right now...even after having espresso. Help me. | 1 |
Nike has quite possibly one of the best return policies out there. You can return shoes within 30 days, no matter the condition, no questions asked. Refund every time! | 1 |
I’ve done this at different places for years. I pay only 10 bucks but tip half that. The normal cost starts at 25. Along as you tip well they don’t give a fuck and will roll with it. | 1 |
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I don't want to install any apps or programs on my laptop or pc, just would like to know ways where you can contact a person without getting caught by someone who would be spying on you.
I can't use even use emails because they have access to those emails, and all my accounts on my phone so thats not an option. I can't use apps on my phone because it will be traced last time I used it and also if you share images or media on a phone no matter if you delete it , there are backdoor ways to retrieve files that are deleted unless you do a factory reset every single time.
Only options
1. use a burner phone and never use home network wifi and never login into known accounts that the person spying knows - I don't feel like doing this right now
2) Is there any websites that I can chat that wouldn't require a a software to be downloaded where I can share images and pictures or video chat without the person spying knowing what I am doing? I will use a vpn , but a vpn is pointless if all your google accounts and email are all accessible to the person spying and you log into those accounts while using the vpn. They can just trace the vpn IP and see what your are doing. | 1 |
Seriously Chrome (google) and Firefox, quit it. Why can anyone using my phone just slip in and see all of my saved passwords? This is ludicrous. | 1 |
Getting a job is all about exposure and getting your file looked at. With employment websites using filtering systems that automatically throw out applicants whose resumes don’t have certain key words in them, yours might be filtered out before a human even sees your application.
However, these systems only read text, no matter the color. So if you write your normal resume, which should have a lot of blank space so that it’s easier to read. But instead of leaving the blank space blank, you add keywords from the job description /requirements that you might not otherwise be able to include in your resume, but in white text in the blank space. This will make it so your resume will be more likely to make it past the screening process, which means it’ll be sent further along the application process where it might actually get read by a human, which is what you want. Obviously the human wont be able to see the white text, but this is ok because you will have an actual human from HR reading your application | 1 |
I am trying to buy a fake ID, I am willing to buy it online. I need a reliable website so if there’s anything you know is reliable or you’ve used before that’d be a great help.
If online doesn’t work I’ll reveal the city I live in so a source here can be found.
Please help me and let me know. | 1 |
Everyone’s gonna have a good laugh | 1 |
I'm not sure if this is also illegal though (or shitty).
[inspiration.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/bwbver/when_someone_is_wrongly_convicted_and_gets/) | 1 |
I'm just curious if it's doable.
Here's the site in question : https://www.bluelagoon-discomobile.com/le-jeu-des-12-mois-astuces-conseils-et-liste-dobjets/ | 1 |
So this one guy wronged me in a match. Is there a way for phising bots to target that account? | 1 |
This requires some pre-planning and practice so you can pull it off at a moment's notice. It's guaranteed to work as you'll get instant praise as a hero. It's best if you act like you and your friend don't know each other to make it seem like you came to the rescue of a random bystander. | 1 |
Works in League of Legends, don't think it works in other games. Maybe PUBG? | 1 |
The trick is, that the train conductor usually only checks if someone new has gotten into the train, they don't remember the destination of every passenger.
And usually when another one takes the shift over he won't check the tickets a second time.
And in the worst case you can even try to act really surprised, like you absolutely didn't realize you already passed your ticket destination.
This works the best if you are working on something because you will look really confident from outside so they wouldn't suspect you of doing this and it will add to your emergency cover up story. | 1 |
I was in an Uber the other day and had a nice chat with a gentlemen who commutes three hours to drive for Uber. He mentioned that at DUI checkpoints, he gets waved through because he has the decals. It made me think back to a time when I was a passenger and my Uber made a very illegal U-turn. The cop told him he wasn't getting a ticket because he was working.
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So get the decals for free, say you're working if you get pulled over, and hope the cops let you go since you're just making an honest day's work. | 1 |
I have two main issues in selling exams at my school,
1. How to sell anonymously
2. How to minimize reselling
I would like any tips on the matter | 1 |
You'll get 500 comments of assurance that breaking up is the only ethical choice you have and can proceed with a completely righteous conscience. | 1 |
Apparently some chipotle locations are offering BOGO burritos for nurses today. But all you need are scrubs and not actual identification proving you’re a nurse. | 1 |
Recently, it feels like Amazon has totally stopped users from doing the unlimited trials trick. I tried opening a new account only to be told that "our records indicate that you are no longer eligible for Prime". I have changed the phone number to different ones but it doesn't work anymore. I then revisited one of my previous accounts (in fact, this is one of my original ones I actually used with my real email) that I haven't used in a year, figuring that per Amazon's policy, I would be able to simply "try Prime" again as a year had passed. However, I can't even try Prime with this one either. Amazon has obviously flagged either my name, my credit card number and/or my billing address and won't ever let me use one or all of them for a Prime trial again.
My question is this: which of these things are they most likely to have flagged? I'd just like to know if anyone else has managed to skirt around this at all. Cheers! | 1 |
For the grocery store I work at, if bananas sent through the line don’t have a sticker, they are to be rung up at the cheapest bananas price per pound no questions asked. So you can get the organic name brand 89¢/lb. bananas for the store brand 29¢/lb. price if you send them through the checkout without the PLU# sticker. | 1 |
Then take a bite as soon as they set it down. And if the server tries to take it back after you’ve taken a bite, tell them it was an honest mistake and you want to keep it since you know they’re going to have to throw it away anyway. Have it or your entree boxed up and you have lunch for tomorrow! | 1 |
My first thought is buy a empty ring box or put a really cheap ring in it. Then think about the accident that you will lose ring box. You can search that failed purposing videos for some ideas. | 1 |
Best part about this is you can fudge when you leave and leave early (because know one really knows when you came in), and you will look like a real go-getter / ambitious employee for coming in so early. | 1 |
Works best with tablets you don't use often.
I ALWAYS pay for the book eventually. As soon as you turn airplane mode off it locks the book and gives you tons of error messages, but it doesn't register the payment unsuccessful and take the book download away unless you're connected to the internet. | 1 |
You can use the article re writer tool that’s available free online to re write and re phrase any text. You will need to proof read it as it’s not perfect but you’ll save a lot of time and effort.
For added insurance copy the finished re written and prof read text and put it through an online plagiarism checker.
This is how I managed to get good grades on my course despite having skipped almost half of it. | 1 |
if you need hardware like bolts, nuts, washers, dowels, etc., Ikea has a large selection of free stuff, essentially unwatched, right near their customer service/returns center at each store. WOOHOO! Free hardware! | 1 |
I recently moved apartments and brought my modem and router with me in the move. I hooked everything up thinking "what the hell, let's see if it'll work." Lo and behold, it works. I have WiFi in my new place.
Now I'm wondering if I can cancel the wifi service since the provider still shows that I'm living at the old place and have free WiFi in my new home.
What are the thoughts from you beautiful, unethical bastards? | 1 |
This is both ethical and unethical LIFE protip. And reason behind this question is saving lifes; (from graveyard and prison) not harm; you can left only with some piercing object to defend yourself, and must use it properly.
Please post 'safe' body parts, safe stabbing techniques etc.
Today i saw a video (tactical pen using tutorial) that mentor uses his pen to stab attacker in side-throat; and i just wowed, how's that safe? And here we are. | 1 |
I'm lawyering up, hitting the gym, deleting facebook and all that. What can I do to secretly screw her without her knowing? I don't want her to know because I want to minimize the fights in court.... because money. What can I do behind the scenes to screw her long term that she won't figure out until the papers are signed and I'm free of this wretched wench. | 1 |
I'm homeless in europe and a friend who has been teaching english has recommended me to his boss. She is asking me for my TEFL (teaching english as a foreign language) or other similar certificates... i've taught "conversational" english off and on for the past few years so i have experience and im great with kids.. apparently the company is pretty relaxed so i feel that i could get away with sending a fake over email and if i get caught just claim that someone sold the course+cert to me and i thought that it was legit. plz anyone have any idea? i need this job bad and am out of money | 1 |
Like the Otterbox hack. :) | 1 |
Get the person who arrives at the office first addicted to caffeine. They’ll make a brew of coffee before you get there leaving you to just pour yourself a nice cup of hot coffee once you get in. | 1 |
Prerequisites: have no shame
can afford new clothes
you're not a medical professional | 1 |
Makes it look like you're frugal with your money and so anything at all could make everyone look good. | 1 |
Of course they may figure out they're high when it kicks in but maybe they won't? | 1 |
If you are selling something, say a motorcycle or other some what unique object, and there are not similar listings to the one you are selling, make a second listing from a throw away account. Use some photos of the internet, not the same photo or people might notice. Overprice the second listing. This will make your price seem more reasonable, and increase the chances of selling it at the price you desire. | 1 |
Leave an asthma inhaler ( lots of kids carry them around, should be easy to find one ) in your car's back seat. If you get pulled over by the cops start coughing and wheezing as you roll down the window. When the officer asks what's the matter point at the inhaler and try and reach for it.
The cop will be distracted and might forget why he pulled you over and you can get away without a ticket!!
Also, Google "anaphylaxis" for alternatives to Asthma.
Bonus points if your inhaler is actually a bong in disguise. | 1 |
Hi,
Anyone have a company return $, say "keep the item"?
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What company, and for what?
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Thanks! | 1 |
I know this isn't really that unethical since the porn industry is pretty shady but it got removed from LPT so here I am. | 1 |
If you move into a new apartment facing another apartment where you can see each other, this tip will usually work. The approach to take is be completely open and revealing. For instance, just walk around fully nude in your apartment. When the neighbors see you, most often they will feel uncomfortable and close their blinds. So from this point forward, you will have privacy and not need to close your own blinds to get it. There could be exceptions to this if your neighbors are perverts, but it works great in most cases. | 1 |
Park on the side away from the attendant, then fumble with your wallet for a minute by the gas pump, turn to the neighbor people fueling the car and laugh. "Hey I forgot my card at home any chance I can use yours?"
Costco gas with out the membership.
Bonus: Less unethical tip. There is an ARCO by almost every Costco near me that gives a similar price. They only take debit cards, but they have shorter lines, and no membership needed. | 1 |
Pro tip, make sure the date on the card hasn’t expired and it’s free Cabs and whiskeys the entire plane ride. Every single time.
Source: I used to date a Flight Attendant. It’s pretty common knowledge | 1 |
I’m honestly not sure if this is “unethical” or not.
We have a very laid back work environment. About 25 guys working there. My boss...doesn’t do a whole lot. My job title also requires...not a whole lot of effort from me.
As my boss doesn’t do a whole lot, he spends his days trying to get a kick out of people. I’ve taken the last 6 months or so to really figure out his sense of humor. I “crack up” at his jokes. I get genuine laughs and smiles from my responses and my “joy” that I get from his jokes. He loves it. I’ve even gotten to the point where I can call him out on a bad joke and he’ll laugh at that and say he’ll work on it.
My boss LOVES having me around even if some days I might accomplish nothing.
Laugh with your boss and make your boss laugh. Never laugh AT your boss. It will make your life a breeze. | 1 |
This was written in another sub thread by u/ignatious__reilly and I thought it was way too good to not share with this sub! | 1 |
Viruses such as 000.exe will probably screw up your device system completely and make you unable to use it. They are also very hard to remove, which makes them good for keeping you focused | 1 |
If you’re having a backyard campfire, don’t have access to firewood, and don’t want to pay heaps of money for logs, go to your nearest thrift shop and fill a big bag of books for $1. (Think 800 page romance novels etc). They burn slowly and put out lots of heat. Way cheaper than buying logs!
Maybe don’t let your neighbours see you burning books. Not a good look... | 1 |
For example, going to a pizza place just as they're about to close to pick up leftovers.
Flair searching (Food & Drinks) is hopeless because reddit search. Much appreciated. | 1 |
This was entirely tongue in cheek. Please, please, puh-LEASE do not do this. Police, police, po-LICE do not like this. | 1 |
All you need to do is search up an issue on github or Apple forums that is common with the phone and take it to an Apple store before the warranty expires to get a brand new replacement. This also works with accessories that came with the iPhone. | 1 |
Which kind of people is easier to scam, and how can scam all of them? The bigger the better | 1 |
The bigger the better. | 1 |
A little bit of backstory: He posted some of my most private pictures online. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. | 1 |
From what I saw TV shows are put on there the same day, in some cases if it's aired in Australia first you'll get it before it comes out in your country. This was the case with GOT. I watched it before it was airing in America. As for the movies, so far everything I wanted I watched there. | 1 |
Eh, [credits](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bvr285/comment/epsckas) go to /u/ignatious__reilly
Works for parking machines and other machines who only send the transactions in a batch once a day too. | 1 |
Plus you get paid for it | 1 |
Delivery Range for a particular restaurant (Taco Bell) is kinda ridiculous compared to other ones, which are further, but still deliver. I'm thinking I could just give a wrong address and ask to change it. | 1 |
Hate your job? Hate your wife? Hate your family? Has your meth empire failed and your name is Walter White?
Here is my approved 10 step guide for how to disappear completely:
Do not tell ANYBODY about your disappearances. Do not leave any traces on your internet history of thoughts of disappearance, do not act any differently. Make sure there is no evidence that you even entertained this thought. You already failed by posting this. I failed by writing this.
Decide on a far away place to go to. Use an internet cafe on a spare old laptop or phone which you will destroy upon researching. Use the strongest and most secure VPN possible.
Decide on how you wish to travel to your new location. I suggest not going with plane, as cameras are plenty and you could be seen on the footage, and payments are done with cards that are traceable and you cannot use cryptocurrency. Take out 10 bucks cash every day for a while, until you stash up around 1k or more, as much as you need to travel and get started up. Taking out 1k at once will be extremely suspicious, 10 bucks looks like a cigarette addiction.
Pick a new identity. Do not bother falsifying evidence and new documents, you won't be able to afford that or do it successfully enough to matter. Get a new name. Don't pick a name you like, pick one you hate. Don't use usernames you used in the past, characters of your favourite shows or fiction, all of these could be used to narrow you down. Pick a name nobody would think you actually would name yourself, make sure it has no meaning whatsoever and make it believeable. Don't be Walter White, be John Smith
Do not pack anything with you besides the things you regularly take to work. Phone, wallet and the clothes you were wearing, maybe a backpack. Nothing more. Shred or destroy all of your cards and dispose of them somewhere safe. Leave no trace in your house that you left with intent
Decide your day of disappearance. Make it a day where you have the most time to disappear. A day you usually work more hours on, or a day that your spouse or parents are telling you they might stay later at work. The more hours you have before being reported gone, the higher the likelihood of success.
Right before leaving, get a drastic change in appearance. Buy some new, cheap clothes that are inconspicuous on the day of disappearance. Blue jeans, black tshirt, baseball cap. Something everyone wears. Get your head shaved clean or a buzzcut at the cheapest barber around. Somewhere where you can do it with for 10 bucks or less, and are unlikely to care who you are or have many cameras of good quality. Buy an 8 pack of redbulls and place them in your backpack. Get rid of your phone right before you get in your first taxi. Make sure it was on airplane mode the whole day with the sim card out. Buy a burner phone with some credit, you might need it for access to internet briefly.
Disappear. Travel by taxi only. Use as many as possible, do not take long journeys as taxi drivers will remember them. Make sure to use more shady looking taxis, as these are less likely to have cameras. Travel at night where you are less likely to be traced. Take taxis in as straight of a direction as possible. Do not take long detours, the further away you get in a short as time as possible the more successful you will be. Do not stop at a single place to sleep for the first 2 days, as you could be caught on a camera, asked for ID when wanting to pay for the stay. Drink your energy drinks in the back of your taxis to stay awake. Bring a book or something for entertainment, it will be a long journey
Once you travelled for 2 days, find somewhere to sleep. A sleeping bag in a park or forest, the dirtiest motel you can find, whatever.
Once at your destination, sleep rough for a while. Try to get a dodgy no-ID job. Claim you are an immigrant who learnt English but has no papers whatsoever. Work without paying tax. Once you get enough cash in hand, don't rent out a place. Buy a small RV or something, you will have to sleep rough for quite a while. Try your best to go on until you get enough money and get in contact with someone at your workplace that can help you make a fake set of IDs. You will probably find one as everyone else at your workplace will be cash in hand workers who are probably immigrants | 1 |
Thanks to a recent 'boom' in the past ten or so years of 'retro' things having stored value, there is a larger 'reseller' community that goes about buying everything available to then sell at prices that only exist, because they're buying solely to resell.
A common way around this is to buy your item online and do it through Paypal. Make sure you have proof of the sellers item condition, among other things.
When you receive the item, you have a few options. Most easily you can 'damage' the actual item (for retro games it could be damaging the box, cartridge, etc). Take an image of the item in comparison to what the person posted, and send a dispute to paypal.
Due to the nature of items as 'collectors' pieces, anything outside of exactly what was promised results in a fairly easy dispute process. Thanks to these assholes cornering a market purely to drive prices up, it is also easy disputes.
At worst you're asked to send it back (of which you take pictures of each step of packing it back up), documenting it because you do not 'trust' the seller. Then send back an old junk piece you don't want.
Handy little technique living in the concrete asshole that is Toronto where everything is way over-priced because some dudes entire extended family spends 7 hours a day unemployed hunting down everything they can. | 1 |
Theres no iCloud lock on it. I wiped it and it's like a brand new phone. No SIM card. | 1 |
Ask a bunch of questions at r/explainlikeimfive | 1 |
Usually the counter people won't give a shit and it's going into the trash either way, so if they offer to let you keep it for free since it's damaged and the store wouldn't make money anyway. | 1 |
This big seller on eBay with 75000 feedback sold me a MacBook with heavy signs of use sold as “good” condition. The body is beat up and scratched, chipped paint, dents, etc. even the screen has a few scratches on it. It’s still works though I just want a partial refund. | 1 |
I generally go with a “As a person working customer service, you probably should refrain from calling customers (n word/retarded/anything racist). They may not have heard you, but I did. Normally tip 25%!• | 1 |
Dont try this in the south though.
Claiming to be LGBT is a great way to get free benefits for other things as well | 1 |
Thought of this as I received a $30 ticket for being 1 minute over the time limit this week. | 1 |
SWIM, in addition to her part-time job, also works in a cash only industry, and a few months ago started putting everything she made from that industry into a savings account, just really trying to grow her nest egg for the future. After reading an article (that was about CashApp retaining your information for the IRS if you receive over a certain amount in a certain time, even issuing you a 1099 form if your total receipts in a year was $20K or more), she began to worry about her banks obligation to report the amount in her savings account to the IRS. She just reached about 11K in her savings account and is now worried about reaching $20K or whatever the arbitrary amount is or conditions are that causes her bank to have to report. Other than investing in an effing safe to hide in her tiny, no-doors-having closet (which honestly even if burglars couldnt ever manage to crack it, them just taking it leaves her just as fucked) what ways could she effectively keep her earnings from showing up on the governments radar as...well...earnings? | 1 |
SWIM, in addition to her part-time job, also works in a cash only industry, and a few months ago started putting everything she made from that industry into a savings account, just really trying to grow her nest egg for the future. After reading an article (that was about CashApp retaining your information for the IRS if you receive over a certain amount in a certain time, even issuing you a 1099 form if your total receipts in a year was $20K or more), she began to worry about her banks obligation to report the amount in her savings account to the IRS. She just reached about 11K in her savings account and is now worried about reaching $20K or whatever the arbitrary amount is or conditions are that causes her bank to have to report. Other than investing in an effing safe to hide in her tiny, no-doors-having closet (which honestly even if burglars couldnt ever manage to crack it, them just taking it leaves her just as fucked) what ways could she effectively keep her earnings from showing up on the governments radar as...well...earnings? | 1 |
Selling CFA sandwich qr code vouchers for cheap, normally sandwiches are ~$4 with tax.
Pricing:
1 voucher for $2
5 vouchers for $8
10 vouchers for $15
20 vouchers for $25
40 vouchers for $40
100 vouchers for $80
100+ we can discuss pricing
The quickest and easiest way to place an order with me is to PM me with the quantity of codes you want, your desired payment method (Venmo, Cashapp), and the email you want me to share the codes to. This will save both of us time and effort; thanks!
You can choose to either print them all out, or send them to your phone and scan at the counter. Keep in mind that these are the codes you get from taking surveys on receipts, and doesn't have anything to do with CFA app rewards; I get asked if they could be sent to the app a lot. Also, you can only use these in person (You can use them in drive-thru but it might be a little annoying), you have to physically scan the code.
This is what is printed alongside each QR code:
"Present this QR code printed or on your mobile device at the time
of payment to redeem your free
Chik-Fil-A Chicken Sandwich (Original or Spicy).
Redeemable at any participating Chick-fil-A Restaurant."
The most recent batch of codes expires 8/16/2019, all codes are marked with expiration dates | 1 |
It sounds like a lot of work, but in reality if you register 365 times and save $10 each time, you're saving yourself $3,650 a year. For \~20 hrs of work setting up a tracking spreadsheet that is a great return. This will only work at places that don't require to show an ID, but in my experience that's not true.
Advanced LPT: Register multiple times at a single restaurant with fake names/e-mail addresses and different birthdays. | 1 |
Even in the morning. Just find a hotel restaurant or bar and everyone just assumes you're an important business person who's been up working for hours. | 1 |
Next time you go see a movie make sure to pack your pocket flask or mini bottles. Once you get your $10 soda spike your drink with your favorite liquor. Enjoy. | 1 |
yeet your yawn over to someone bc its contagious | 1 |
Lil. Dicky. Inspired. Me. To. $ave. Dat. Money. | 1 |
They allow non-members through because most of the players in the tournament and their parents/anyone who is watching will not be members of the club and will be let right in or just have to sign in. | 1 |
God I fucking hate moshing. How is it not a form of bullying? People only will shove people smaller than themselves | 1 |
Basically, got a background investigation for a job coming up. There was a place that I put in my 2 weeks notice, and they fired me when I put it in. Of course, I don't want this stopping me from getting this job (it probably would in my field), so I'm wanting to pose as a person from a fake company and call my previous employers to see what they'll say my employment dates, eligibility for rehire, and reason for separation are.
Basically, looking for a written script so I don't freeze up, lol. | 1 |
Nobody expects the nice dressed guy to be the one causing the mayhem. Think about it, you see two guys walking out of a 7-11, one wearing an Armani jacket and tie, the other with a red bandana on his head and his pants down to his ankles showing his underwear. Which one do you think the police, witnesses, and everyone else are going to suspect of being the shoplifter?
This works for unethical/illegal activities large and small. Parking in a handicap space without a permit? The guy in the suit can just explain that he's a brain surgeon in a rush to get to the hospital. Try getting away with that while wearing cutoffs and a wife beater. | 1 |
Where i live is comon to get your shoes robbed, idk if this would work in more developed countries. | 1 |
Obviously, it works best if the elections are held in the same day. | 1 |
We're paying 10 for a soda. Might as well enjoy your time. | 1 |
Your kid might really hate you lol | 1 |
Speeding? Nope, trying to get to the next exit officer. See the steam?
Parked illegally? Nope, overheated officer, look at the steam! | 1 |
There's an Instagram account that's throwing some serious accusations my way. I need to know how I can figure out the email address or phone number tied to the account. | 1 |
Tempted to egg somebody’s car? Baloney it instead! Get your hands on a couple pounds of the CHEAP sliced baloney. (The cheaper the baloney, the higher the fat content.) Stick slices all over the car’s windows late at night when it’s chilly. Baloney’s fat makes it STICK to smooth surfaces like glass. As the sun comes up and the day warms, the baloney slightly softens and leaves blobs of smeary fat. When the baloney is removed, fat smudges and blobs will remain until the windows are washed (vigorously) with hot soapy water. Easier said than done, but NO long-lasting damage is wrought. Baloney the entire vehicle for maximum effect. If the car’s unlocked, let your moral code be your guide. “PROM?” can be spelled out in baloney as needed.
Satisfaction factor can be immense, especially if you watch from the bushes.
You’re welcome. | 1 |
Sometimes when I go to a store I’ll purposely find something with a flaw especially something I need. Show flaw, ask for discount...a lot of places will give you some extra percentage off especially stores like TJ Maxx or Ollie’s even Walmart will sometimes. Just have to be firm with your request.
Not really super unethical (unless you make the flaw lol) because ever so often at every store employees will mark down merchandise due to flaws or if they’re broke or just not selling. | 1 |
Use the recipient's address as the "from" address and don't put any postage on the letter. The post office returns the letter to the "from" address if there is no postage. | 1 |
I had a crazy idea last night.. it would take far too long to be worth the time to do manually.
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**Why is my subscribe/view giving money to people, but I don't get money for my contributions?**
My one follow isn't worth anything on it's own.
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**How do YouTubers make money?**
Subscribers/Views
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**But I was thinking.. what do** ***young*** **channels want more than anything?**
Followers/Subscribers
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**What do young channels NOT have?**
Money
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**What is not a lot of money when trying to build a brand and get a follower ?**
1 to 5 cents.
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SOOOO my idea is.. if I Could somehow MASS comment on thousands and thousands of youtubers channels and just say " HEY! I will follow you from my REAL account for 1 penny (or maybe 5 cents). Paypal me and I Will subscribe."
What's a penny or nickle to ANYONE? Nothing! WHy not buy a subscriber, every single one helps..
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So if I were able to comment on 10,000 subscribers, get a penny to 5 cents each.. that would be $100 to $500 for just having people send me money via paypal and click a subscribe button... which I already do for free
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If anyone has a way to make this a reality, PM me! | 1 |
It's all in the title :) | 1 |
Just pretend you are waiting for something/someone in a residential area. Couriers will assume that you are waiting for their delivery. Some will ask no questions so you can get the package and run away, before the real client shows up. | 1 |
Hey guys, what would be a good way to damage an electronic device just enough that it doesn't show but can fall under warranty? (xbox one in mind) | 1 |
Subsets and Splits