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As an Amazon Flex delivery driver, the more useless shit you buy the more opportunities I have to deliver that shit and make a bunch of money. Please get hyped for "deals" and spend a ton of money on things you don't need. And then brag about the deal to all your friends so they buy it too. Yes, you didn't save money, but you made me money. And that's what matters.
Also, a lot of items advertised are the same damn price as they were before Prime Day. Please fall into this trap people. Take the $150.00 you were going to spend on bills and buy that fucking foot massager. | 1 |
Didn't know if this was the right sub, but anyway..
Just graduated high school and I'm getting ready to go to my freshman orientation for college and my high school sent me a bill for a calculator that I never gave back. It costs $140 to pay it back, but I've already received my diploma and they've already sent my final transcript to the college I'm attending. So, do they have any leverage to make me pay for this calculator lol? | 1 |
They'll keep sending you letters but never follow on those demands, eventually they'll send a letter saying they'll half the price if you pay now. Not even joking.
Source:My dad rents a house where the last tenant fucked off and refuses to change his address, my dad keeps getting this guys bills and he reads through them all. | 1 |
I'm doing one of those online purchase video things for my boss (where you have to "watch" the whole video for credit), and I wanna just get through them as fast as possible. Right now I have them at 2x speed, but the videos are 60+ minutes long. Jumping through the video/skipping to the end ofc doesn't work. Any way to get around this (or possibly make the video even faster)? They are youtube videos embedded on a website if that helps | 1 |
Bought $5,000 worth of furniture from a store that I won't name but rhymes with Fashleys Urnature. On top of all their shit they charged $549 dollars for a 5-year protection plan for the whole lot.
So I come to find a crack in my dresser today and figure I'm covered. After filling out a billion forms and sending in pictures they say they don't cover it under Manufacturers Warranty because they didn't consider it a "manufacturer's defect." So I call the Extended Warranty they charged me $550 fucking dollars for and THEY won't cover it either saying that even though they cover "scratching or gouging" they don't cover "frame damage" which is what they consider it.
So, they cover STAINS, "dye transfer," household heat marks, fading from sun, checking, cracking, bubbling, peeling of finish or lifting of veneers or "scratch and gouge penetrating through surface."
What's my best bet here to get them to actually live up to their obligation? Boxing knife to the top of it? Accidentally drop a screwdriver a few times? Nailpolish should be cheap to buy. | 1 |
Okay so if I tried to make a type of satirical GoFundMe about a meme or joke and say that the money will go towards something ridiculous like “helping prevent the frogs from turning gay” or “raising funds for gamer girl pee” would that still carry a risk for fraud? Those are just examples I know they sound ridiculous but just wondering. | 1 |
Invite a family member to a crowded area such as a mall. Tell them to meet you in the food court or somewhere you know there will be a lot of people. Put on a ski mask, run in and start shooting, but make sure you shoot your family member first, then a bunch of randoms so it doesn't look suspicious. Leave the mall then call work and tell them you can't make it cause your brother or whoever just got murdered. | 1 |
Title is dead on. I’d like to spoof my location so that when she goes on the app, it’ll show me in one location, when I’m actually not.
Is this possible? How can I do it?
I’d like to not have to jailbreak my phone or have to pay anything, but if I can get something that works flawlessly, I’d be willing to do it.
We also share an iPad that we always keep at home that I could maybe switch locations with temporarily?
Anyone have any ideas on this? A quick Google search found a few ideas but it’s hard to know what actually works.
Thanks! | 1 |
**This post is intended for people that want to become sneaker/apparel resellers, but do not know how or have the means to buy expensive items through retail.**
I own a textiles factory and moderate r/ReputableKicks. Other than owning a factory or apparel brand, the best way to make quick profit is to resell grey market items. Everyone does it including the biggest online shoe authentication shops, the most popular Instagram influencers, and many well known sneaker consignment shops.
Step 1: Find your product niche. (Athletic shoes, designer shoes, clothing, or bags & accessories)
Step 2: Setup an Instagram or other social media account and buy followers. Perception is reality.
Step 3: Buy items factory direct that have substantial resell value. For example most grey market shoes will cost $140 to $240 and the retail or resale value should be $400 $1,500. Designer items have great margins.
Step 4: High definition photos and videos are a must! Presentation is the most important part of selling. Invest in a good camera and photo editing software or know someone that is handy with photography. This is the difference between your items being called replicas and someone making a purchase. Quality presentation is how all of the top social media influencers gain credibility, despite wearing and selling grey market products right in front of you.
Step 5: Market to your sales channel. There are tons of mobile apps, websites, and meetup groups where you can sell your products. Find which one works best for you.
If you like nice clothes but are not into reselling, then you can save tons of money by wearing grey market pieces. Clothing and apparel all come from the same factories regardless of it being a retail item from the mall, a B-Grade from an outlet, or a factory direct item. | 1 |
I get 100 dollar reimbursed per day for expenses incurred while travelling which is far higher than what I need... I usually spend around 20 dollars and am looking to get the other 80. Problem is that online receipt websites give me pictures of receipts that are way too neat and it'll look weird if 5 of my receipts are of the same template.
I am thinking of printing receipts and crumpling them and taking pictures.... any better ideas? | 1 |
I've done this on plenty of flights. They have a "gogo" website where you can buy a pass (it's like $14 for an hour), but they do offer free messaging on WhatsApp, iMessage, etc.
I found this out on accident when my in flight texting didn't work, and it turns out after chatting for like 10 minutes with a live agent on the website, they give you a free pass for the rest of the flight!
Works like a charm and has been getting me free wifi numerous times. | 1 |
Wanna duck out of work early? Write an email, save it to send at a time you’re supposed to be in the office, and enjoy you’re afternoon! | 1 |
Give me your best ideas from starting a church to having the bonus go to a homeless man who cashes it for me. | 1 |
Let your bills go to collection. One of two things will happen. They will either threaten legal action or they will send it to collections. If legal action is threatened make payment arrangements. If it is sent to collections they have written that shit off and you can typically bargain with them to save hundreds if not thousands of dollars. Either way medical debt doesn't affect credit scores unless it is more than 180 days old (sometimes never!). | 1 |
Just hold it upright inside the tube, and it'll be completely out in less than ten seconds. Joints can be a pretty wasteful/inefficient way to smoke, but this can at least help minimize the waste if you're not going to smoke the whole thing at once. | 1 |
Been eyeing a new ice cream flavour but not sure if you’ll like it? Use the crazy trend of people licking ice cream then putting it back on the shelves to your advantage!
Buy a container, open it and lick the top (not too many times). If you like it, keep it. Don’t like it? Return it to the store and say that it looked like someone had licked it when you opened it after bringing it home from the store. | 1 |
This will show the true value of human life depending on how much they’re willing to pay. | 1 |
I did this when I was younger on clash of clans. All you do is make a purchase within the app. An hour or so later, go into Apple’s help chatline. Explain that your daughter/son made an accidental purchase and you need a refund. They never question it, as long as you provide them with the online receipt code of your purchase. Everything you buy in game, you keep. | 1 |
I have an upcoming drug test for a job, I didn’t know itd be coming & I recently smoked about two weeks ago. Im planning on using my gf’s piss, but unsure how to keep it warm enough so it remains valid? Any tips? | 1 |
I hate the "new reddit" layout. In the past maybe every day or two reddit would automatically switch me over to new reddit, but when I clicked on "visit old reddit" it would save that option at least for a couple days and all was right in the world. Well, since yesterday whenever I click on a new sub it switches me over to the new reddit layout.
I emailed reddit explaining this issue and how it makes me not want to use reddit as much. I received a reply 20 minutes later that it's a known bug they are working on fixing. Personally, I wonder if that's true or if it's a lie to prep people for when they simply phase out the old reddit layout completely. But if you want stupid reddit premium and stupid coins this is your stupid reddit tip of the day.
[https://imgur.com/dDhQNDL](https://imgur.com/dDhQNDL) | 1 |
Drink lighter fluid right before exercise in exercise the increasing heat in your body will light up the lighter fluid Wait until it starts to hurt inside then drink liquid nitrogen to cool down | 1 |
Basically I'm hungry and poor and haven't eaten in three days | 1 |
I’ve had this work on Amazon, Spotify, Adobe and many others. I always forget to cancel trials. They might seem reluctant and make it sound like there is no way... there is. Say you never used it, maybe your sibling had but you never authorised it and you only just noticed it on your bank account. Make sure you sound annoyed at your sibling.
Bingo, six months of rolling fees refunded and no cancellation fees issued. | 1 |
Why say you drive 12000 miles when you can say you drive 4000. If you're in a collision, the coos/insurance adjusters will not check this unless you are WAY off.
Recommend estimating 30-50% of your actual expected mileage. | 1 |
You don't actually have to key out for the door to open but you can't get back in without keying in and there are cameras outdoors by all exits. And you're "supposed to" key in and out.
As of now I just… come in a little late and don't key out when I leave at the normal time. | 1 |
Most insurance carriers have a policy hidden in the fine print. If your vehicle is financed through them, and you have a collision, they will cover you as if you had full coverage.
They understand people drive it weekly/monthly and dont track mileage. If you crash, say you were just doing a maintenance drive to keep the fluids circulating. | 1 |
They are amazing, free and illegal. You can find every show. They are in 780p or 1080p
My favourite is dizibox.
https://www.dizibox.pw | 1 |
My subscription ended 13th of June and i'm still playing Borderlands the Handsome Collection.
Sorry for my english | 1 |
If you hate youtube ads you can use Youtube Vanced which is basically youtube without ads and with ability to listen to videos with turned off screen. ( For mobile phones ) | 1 |
Use the theater's app to "buy" the seat(s) adjacent to your own while sitting in the theater. Don't follow through on the transaction, just reserve and wait the timer out. Rinse and repeat until the movie starts. Works best when at the end of a row so only one extra ticket needs reserving. | 1 |
Currently standing next to a meter guard who is waiting for the rain to go away. | 1 |
22F, in NJ. My sister and I are mistaken for twins all the time, she's 20. I plan on going to the DMV to get a new license, saying I lost mine. I'll give her my old one and I'll take the 'replacement'. Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should be worried about? Thoughts? | 1 |
I'm buying my friend's car from his father who has agreed to sell me the car for what its worth once it's fully payed off (expected to be around September).
Though the exterior is in pitiful shape, it has a new (less than 1yo) transmission. This will be my first owned vehicle and I know liability insurance is gonna be through the roof due to nature of circumstance. I want to know if theres anything I could/should be doing to further decrease the vehicle's worth without actually hurting it. I'm taking out max student loans to do this and I don't want to irresponsibly drain myself of all my money
I regularly drive my friend's car (we room together) and am often alone with it late at night for work. | 1 |
Hi all! Was thinking of potentially placing a homemade stink bomb in a thin zip lock bag and leaving it hidden in the grass where I know a person will be stepping on it. Or maybe I could buy a cheap RC helicopter and air drop the stink bomb in lol. Any tips for pulling this off without having to be next to the stink bomb to activate it? | 1 |
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At most fast food restaurants if you ask for water, they'll give you a cup to fill up at the machine free of charge. You can just fill up that cup with whatever the heck you want. Generally they won't care if they even notice. I'm 14 and don't have much cash, so this helps. | 1 |
Broke my mouse and headset and cant afford to get new ones. | 1 |
I have an interview coming up tomorrow and I've already cut off smoking the past few days but, I know it's still in my system and the application said they do pre-employment drug screening. Anybody know of a way to clean out my system quickly by tomorrow? Or atleast mask it. | 1 |
#VitalyzedTV at the Men’s World Cup | 1 |
Different districts have different requirements for subs, so that'll take a bit of searching on your part.
In my experience, the school district ID card is enough proof, though some places with butthead managers will ask for a pay stub. As a sub, you're not obligated to accept any of the subbing jobs offered but you remain active in their system for the duration of the school year.
I've gotten discounts at Staples, Office Depot, Joann's, and Professor Toy. I only actually subbed 2 or 3 times, then realized how much I hated it. Kept the discounts though! | 1 |
If they get mad, tell them you forgot wallet home or something.
Source: always wanted to try | 1 |
If you are late and need to speed and risk a ticket, go faster in lower speed limit areas. if you go 20 over you will gain 10 miles in a half an hour, if your in a 70 that's only about 8.5 minutes but in a 35 that will save you 17.1 minutes and its the same ticket either way. | 1 |
Especially when your team loses by a very tiny margin and the stakes of the match are high. | 1 |
This pretty much only works for men, but I'm sure women could get creative and work something out too.
I lived with 8 other people at one point and this was the only way I could avoid having someone dip into my supply. | 1 |
Was thinking of getting a rtx 2080 but have no money and my old gpu fried due to faulty psu | 1 |
At the register, make your order large and be very confusing when your order. The the food comes, complain that it is wrong (don’t make a big scene, you have to be moderately polite). If the manager believes it was their mistake they will give you a card for a free meal on them. | 1 |
Make sure you say that you are not coming for them, but for someone else. | 1 |
And I do mean *everyone*. | 1 |
You don't even need to buy the item. Call and say you have been buying their products for years and you are very unsatisfied with "product name". If they ask, always say it had a metallic taste, they never questioned it. If they ask for the box and barcode on it, say was thrown out a couple days ago and someone convinced you to call and complain. They will ask for an address and send you coupons to redeem products free of charge.
Keep track of companies you do this with. If done too often they won't send anything. If you have multiple addresses you can do this way more often.
I have been eating free food for years. | 1 |
Not sure if Lowe’s/Home Depot/other home improvement store has the same policy. | 1 |
Walk in and go to the mobile pick up order shelf and just grab a bag and leave. No one is monitoring it most of the time. | 1 |
Sorry for the wordy title, but people hardly question somebody that donates blood. | 1 |
1. Get in a relationship if you aren’t already in one
2. Get your SO to move in with you
3. Do not tell them you own the house.
4. Split “rent” 50/50
5. Enjoy! | 1 |
What would be the most diabolical way to get revenge on this asshole in my class? Looking for hardcore shit that will cause them severe frustration, not some "haha signed you up for gay porn lol" | 1 |
What would be the most diabolical way to get revenge on this asshole in my class? Looking for hardcore shit that will cause them severe frustration, not some "haha signed you up for a gay porn site lol" | 1 |
some of the links may give 403 forbidden, but works all time. | 1 |
Hi r/ULPT.
The following is an easy guide to cheating on exams - use at your own risk.
Ingredients:
Apple Watch (preferably smaller model, but any will do).
“Notebook” app from AppStore.
Method
The method behind this trick is relatively simple, however it won’t be as simple as “wear the Apple Watch hurr durr”.
What you’re going to do is open the notepad app on your phone. From here you can create as many different documents as you want. These may be for different exams (if you’re planning on doing this multiple times) or different topics within the same exam. From here you make your revision notes, and type them into your phone. The notepad app will then sync over to your Apple Watch.
At this point you are ready to go into the exam, you will take the straps off your Apple Watch, so that it is nothing more than a small tile that fits into your palm. (Ensure all sound is off, on phone and watch)
The benefit to this is that even if you’re required to leave your backpack at the front with your phone on it, the Bluetooth connection will still connect (providing you aren’t extremely far).
At this point all you need to do is open notepad on your watch and scroll through your notes. Everyone else will be none the wiser. | 1 |
If you eat it in the store it's unlikely that anything will happen and if something does just tell them you are going to scan it afterwards. Just throw the box away after you shamefully eat your food and you're home free. Please only do this if you dont have much money. | 1 |
Keeping that work search activity log can be more than frustrating. With today’s online staffing sites keeping a work search activity log is easier than ever. Just hop on indeed and submit an application easily with your indeed resume. It takes 2 minutes. Don’t want the job your applying for? Just make sure to mention your criminal background somewhere on your indeed resume. If you don’t have a criminal history, a 10 year old fake forgery of a financial instrument charge will keep you from getting any job and it will be too old for them to even check on. Not that they would. Haha | 1 |
Had this one happen to me today...
Parked and saw the person next to me had a parking ticket, sucks for them but it happens.
Came back to my car a while later and saw a ticket on my windshield. I was shocked because I was literally 2 minutes late. I open up the ticket and see it was for the car next to mine (which was the same color).
I’m sure the person took a photo of the ticket and put it on my car hoping I’d go online and pay it thinking it was mine. They will probably check online the last day they can pay without penalties and see if I absent-mindedly paid.
TLDR: if you get a parking ticket, take a photo and put the ticket on the car next to yours (preferably same color/make/model) and check if they pay it online before penalties. | 1 |
I lost 30 kg in 2 months by eating 400 kcal a day. | 1 |
After recently leaving a company, they have decided to not pay my final invoices. A quick search has revealed that their company name is not trademarked anywhere. What can I do with this information? | 1 |
like the title states im trying to get out of a contract at anytime fitness, spoke to manager told me i could pay 200$, need help! | 1 |
My husband and I usually like to go cruising at night and one of our favorite things to do is sneak into apartment complexes with pools. Most of the time we have no problem getting into the complexes but some of the higher end ones have their pool areas gated and locked. Any tips? | 1 |
(Works for men only. Blame biology, not me)
1) get someone to lend you some sperm
2) get a squirting dildo that cums
3) insert the sperm into the dildo
4) use it on your partner (make sure she isn’t using any birth control)
5) wait for pregnancy and try to convince her to keep the baby. (If this fails you can still get DNA tests done while she is still pregnant)
6) take her to court for cheating.
7) cash it all in | 1 |
With this new day and age of women/men, the forwardness actually pays off sometimes, and if it doesn't you've got a backup dad joke to avoid any awkward comebacks. | 1 |
It's an easy way to build confidence at looking at people and straight up saying no or calling someone out on their bullshit (example if they repeat a story you'd heard from them on a previous day) | 1 |
Tattoo artists are great at conversation and some of the best company you can ever have.
P.S. bring cash. | 1 |
Buy at least 3 packs of smokes and get really drunk so you can deal with higher amounts of nicotine. Smoke all the packs in one night and wake up with the feeling that you never want another cigarette again. If you now want one, you won't be able to smoke because your throat will be too sore and you will likely just throw up. This will last for a few days while the nicotine withdrawals settles. | 1 |
It's basically the Prisoners' Dilemma. You benefit more from breaking the rules if fewer other people do so. | 1 |
for a long time you could just put in a made up date for otterbox and they would send you a case if you paid for shipping. Suddenly I am seeing that it is required to offer an order number. Is there something I am missing or did they fix this after nearly a decade? | 1 |
So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it? | 1 |
If you carry a purse or have a gf. Always keep a gallon ziplock bag just in case the restaurant you're at has a cool drinking glass or something. | 1 |
I have these really shitty neighbors. I want to fuck with them without them knowing it’s me.
I was gonna go with the classic egging their house but they have cameras and Id rather not get arrested.
What are some subtle ways to fuck with neighbors where I can avoid being on camera. | 1 |
Did this at sea world yesterday because I didn't want to pay for a locker to leave my backpack while I went on the rides. | 1 |
Long story short: Certain products my company offers are capable of selling for a decent price with an average profit rate. However, literally every competitor of ours chooses to sell these items for almost nothing.
Before anyone mentions it, there is no way they are getting these products for cheaper than we do.
I’m looking for a hybrid of subtle and unethical to stick it to these bastards. All help is appreciated. | 1 |
You've probably seen an Ishihara number plate before. They are the golden standard for testing colorblindness in doctor's offices around the world. FYI, there's a 99.99% chance you'll have them as your exam. But here's the thing: Mr. Ishihara created them in 19-fucking-17, over a hundred years ago, and he's only made 24 of these number plates. Mr. Ishihara is dead as fuck now, and no one has or ever will dare test his legacy by making new versions. Personally, to get qualified for airborne infantry (I'm as colorblind as a dog), I memorized all 24 today in less than half an hour. This was after scoring a literal 0% on the previous one I was administered. If you're red-green colorblind (like me), some tips I have is if you see "3" on a plate it's actually "5", "15" is "17", "4" is "42", etc. If you don't see any number, memorize the sizes of the circles at the top and associate them with the correct number answer. Anyway I don't want none of you fucks judging me I got my reasons. | 1 |
I'm an adult now, but this was an easy way to finesse Sprint Locator. | 1 |
I just bought a house that has a detached one-car garage. It's aluminum, and the roof is coming off. At the moment, it's not a danger to my property or the neighbors' (there's plenty of space between the garage and their yard, cars, house, etc. I've planned from the beginning to tear it down, but I've had other projects that took priority, like a new AC before summer, a new furnace before the winter, and a few other things the borough required of me. My stepdad, who has general contracting and HVAC knowledge has been helping me with some things, but he in the last two years caught a terrible bout of pneumonia, had a heart issue that required a pacemaker, and was just recently diagnosed with emphysema. His help is slow going, and while I do what I can, I'm working full time and putting together a grad school application. I only have so much free time and funds to do work.
This weekend, my neighbor stopped me to complain more about the garage. I told him I had plans to tear it down and put up a new one. He asked why my stepdad hasn't been helping me, because he seemed to have started a few projects and never finished them. I got snippy and told him he's been ill for the last year and a half. He then told me that "a garage there is quite an eyesore, do you really want to put one up?" You know, you're right Jim. I really wouldn't want that sort of eyesore.
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I was initially going to have a property survey and install a privacy fence to take care of the "eye sore" until I can actually demolish. I was going to put a fence in eventually... considering it sooner out of spite.
What legal eyesore could I put there instead of a garage? Something way more tacky. I'm thinking an old school aluminum car port. Maybe a mural on the side of my house that faces their yard? | 1 |
See that officer right there? Slap him/her. Your nice boss minding their own business? Spit in their face. The bigger the mistake, the smarter you'll be. | 1 |
Tl;Dr, some people at work started to not allow us (the entire floor) to use the floor bathroom that is now on their department.
People got really pissed, but the boss said “whatever, just use the bathroom on the other floor, you know, the one you have to actually exit the building to go to the other floor as for some reason there’s no staircase or elevator inside that link the floors, and then walk all the way to the end to get there.” while also allowing them to use other facilities of the building they aren’t supposed to use. People got extra pissed.
How can a toilet be clogged in a way that it’s not perceptible it was done on purpose by a third party and that they only discover after use? Because then, sadly there will be no bathrooms available on the other floors for them, and they may reconsider the decision. | 1 |
If you are **male** and live in an area where there are a lot of religious people of Abrahamic kind (Jews, Christian, Muslims) and you are riding a crowded public transit (let's say a bus) you can sit near a religious **woman** the seat will most likely remain empty: religious people prefer not to sit near the other gender.
Same concept for if you are a woman, to sit with a gap of 1 seat neat a religious male.
Works for jews and muslims, might also for christians but I'm not sure. | 1 |
I'd like a fake University degree (UK) as a PDF. I need this for a VISA formality, moving abroad. My photoshop skills are not good enough to do it myself.
I could probably find someone on a dark web market who's able to do it for me, but that seems like a tedious process.
If you have any experience with doing this, or you know of a place, please drop me a PM.
Thanks! | 1 |
Just place a $40 order or so, wait a few hours without contacting the restaurant and ignoring them, then get on grubhub live chat support, milk it up, act disappointed that they claimed to have delivered when they “didn’t”. The costumer is always right and they will refund you | 1 |
Seriously. You can act like someone else did it. Touching a girl in the butt, rubbing it for half a second before she notices, and you walk away. If she says something to you, just say you had a few too many drinks and you're regaining your balance. Unethical? Yes. That's why it's on this sub. | 1 |
I find that when I have a lot of groceries or products to buy, talking to the person behind the register and telling them you work at the same brand of store but elsewhere (i.e. Walmart), they expedite the checkout process for you. When people feel closer to your experiences, they tend to be more helpful. Also occasionally they'll ask for you store discount card, and if you say you forgot yours, they'll scan one for you. | 1 |
If it’s not obvious: when you get rear-ended it’s almost always the fault of the one who hit you.
Disclaimer: this is for education purposes only. This is extremely dangerous and may cause you or others serious injury or death. And also illegal in North America and other places. | 1 |
These days, a lot of people have a DVD collection but don’t use the digital download codes attached to the inside of the case. Whenever your at a friends house and you see a movie you like, just open it up and on the inside you will often see a QR code. Scan that and it will take you to a redemption website. Click on iTunes (for Apple devices) and it will open iTunes with a redemption code. No linking accounts, just a redemption code.
Free movies galore, and many people won’t notice because they don’t use the codes. | 1 |
So my manager at work is on her second pregnancy (she smoked throughout the entire first one as well). Is there anything I can do to fuck with her? I was thinking about messing with her cigarettes, but we have cameras in the back of our store where she leaves them. Open to any options! | 1 |
Obviously only works in America | 1 |
Someone in my house always has the TV on. They never let anybody mute it or turn it off. It’s loud and annoying and they refuse to shut it off when I’m trying to sleep. What can I do to get a few days of peace and quiet? | 1 |
I would usually just beat him up but it's summer and I'm out the country. It's gotten to the point where my brother cries himself to sleep 3 nights in a row, the guys posting old embarrassing pictures of him and encouraging people to take the piss in the comments.
I tried to speak to my brother about how shit like this happens to everyone and it shouldn't affect him as it really doesn't matter in the large scheme of things but he's not having it.
As I said, I only really have his instagram account. Don't want to get police involved as I doubt they'd do something to someone this young. Any tips greatly appreciated. | 1 |
If you’re gonna be parking somewhere that’s heavily congested say an event, and the parking overflows to a local neighborhood where cars are being ticketed left and right, just take one of the tickets right of a strangers windshield and put it on your own. It’s not like the parking cops will remember each and every single vehicle they issued a citation to, plus once they see the ticket on your car they’ll have no reason to add one, and it’s unlikely they’ll check it. Worst case scenario, the vehicle you took the ticket from will get another one and would most likely be able to refute it in traffic court, or not. Idk. It is unethical after all. | 1 |
Maybe this is more common is Asian culture, but I've definetly experienced where people offer to help you when they don't really mean it or expect you to politely turn them down.
If you say "Yes!" straightaway you might appear inconsiderate/selfish, and if you say "No you don't have to..." you might just lose the help haha. BUT if you ask "are you sure??" they will be forced to say yes to save face (because no one wants to seem fake), and at the same time you still seem considerate!
try it! | 1 |
Let’s say you bought something (my example I will use is what I just did it for, a camera) that has a decently long warranty period—for my camera it was two years—and in that time a new model of your camera has come out with some new feature you want.
Make up something defective on it and submit a warranty claim. If they still don’t sell your camera, they will replace it with the next generation.
Even if they don’t have a next generation yet, they will replace it will a brand new unit that has another two year warranty. If you rinse and repeat you could essentially have an unlimited lifetime warranty with free upgrades. | 1 |
For example. Say you find a TV for $200 and only want to lay $150. Send them a few emails over a couple days asking for the TV for like $100. After getting so many emails with stupidly low pricing your last email of $150 is going to be pretty enticing. | 1 |
While this didnt really happen to me.. it happened while I worked at a cinema. We'd get the same woman come in every month or two who ordered her tickets online. She'd wait for new staff to be hired, which depending on the season could be every month or every three.
She'd push the boat out on Gallery Tickets (the £25/$30 seats where they sell hard liquor), load up on the small bottles of white wine, watch whatever movie it was for and just before the credits she'd come out and complain that the movie was too violent, or too much nudity/swearing/was a kids movie/the cinema was too hot/cold, people were talking too loudly.. basically any excuse that would get her a refund.
She'd then browbeat the new hire until they are forced to call a manger, the woman would then spin a tale at how the new hire was shitty with her and mocking her reasons for not liking the movie. She'd also do it in the camera blindspots. so its her word against new hires.
The upswing of this is she'd get her tickets refunded, the food and drink refunded, and given 12 free tickets (the standard given for employee abuse of "guests").
I feel shitty for repeating this when i left their employ.. but they fired me for really bullshit reasons to avoid giving me a full time contract.. so i do what i learned from here every time I visit that cinema (besides belittling the new hires). I havent paid for a movie i have wanted to see now for the last 3 years using her methods.
Just try and not do it too often and hopefully you have the option of more than one cinema to go to. They catch on pretty quick to this scam if you try and do it every week.
This happened in UK too.. so not sure if it would work in EU or US. | 1 |
AKA Radar key. All the public toilets in my town now have turnstiles and cost 50p. For £1.75 I got a key to the disabled toilets. They're clean, spacious and I never need to rely on having 50p on me... | 1 |
So there is a exploit/loophole, call it how you want, in GUCCI's system.
Currently if you go in a store with a gun and a mask they will give you any pair of shoes for free, and maybe even give you money from the register if you're lucky! | 1 |
I've never been charged claiming this, and avoided paying for a return that would normally have cost me.
Works at other online shops to the best of my knowledge | 1 |
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