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Annnnnd that person is usually the boss of that staffing agency; therefore, very money motivated to approve it and not ask questions. | 1 |
My boss who is not very computer savvy at all. However, he states that he is going to have one of my co-workers download and install "something" to the computer so that he can remotely access it from anywhere. I am on Windows 10 operating system. Is there anything I can do to cause an error when trying to install this "program." Like say block the program from installing. The boss is out on a business trip now, but one of the co-workers is supposed to be installing this for me tomorrow. But if I can make it so that it seems like it is not working, maybe they won't install it. Please help. Thanks. | 1 |
I'm looking for ideas most likely utilizing a smart phone. Not looking for beer money stuff like surveys and swag bucks. Things I've tried or thought of:
-Start establishing a niche instagram page with reposts and generic motivational quotes and later Monetize somehow, (amazon affiliate or something)
-Spend hours browsing eBay or auction sites looking for potential item flips. | 1 |
You may only get store credit since you (obviously) can’t show the receipt. But it could be a 90 % or so gain.
Someone did this to us at my past employer. They made a killing before anyone figured it out | 1 |
Teachers, bosses, colleagues, probation officers, hijackers, baristas... | 1 |
In the rewards section of the cinemark app they have a coupon for a free large popcorn, just create a new account every time you go to get a new coupon. | 1 |
There are dozens of outfits that are eligible for prime wardrobe, even full suits. The way it works is you have to choose 2-8 items to try, it's shipped to you, then you have 7 days to return the items with the box and shipping label they provide you. You could easily use this for weddings, anniversaries, dates, etc. | 1 |
hopefully u don't get something nasty tho | 1 |
So me and the boys are going to Durban in a few months for a competiton. Our first night there will also be the first time in a while we’ll see one of our friends in person and we’re all in the same room, no parents to nag us, therefore, we can watch anything that’s available on Netflix while we’re there. On our first night we were thinking of watching a movie.
The thing is that most hotel TVs have no Netflix and we hate crowding around a tiny ass laptop, so how do we get Netflix on?
I was thinking of bringing my Switch + the dock and hooking it up to the TV, going on the web browser and then swotching on Netflix but in case I can’t do that, are there any alternatives?
Also bonus points if you suggest a movie, it should ideally be the sort of thing a parent would slap their kid for even thinking about viewing (no porn-y shit tho, gore and horror is always fun but a comedy like Superbad is always great).
Thank you! | 1 |
Im at .5 and i want to go up to 1mg, but im on 2 different anxiety meds and i want the klonopin to be upped and not the other one idk how i should ask or what to say it took me forever to get as much as shes giving me. I dont want xanax cause it doesnt last as long but like right now im high and i took 3, but if i can get 1mg i would only have to take 2 and not risk running out cause its my daily dose | 1 |
i’m just curious what’s on there. the account is @SOLPAISX | 1 |
ULPT; DQ has a promotion going where they will give you a free Dilly bar if you fill out their survey, which you get by purchasing an item. (A dilly bar is a circular ice cream chocolate bar) Order the cheapest item, spam the survey, and get your free Dilly bar, but lo and behold, they give you a transaction receipt.( While it is not legally required, ask them for a receipt and they will give it to you. Pull the "Can I speak to the manager" or the "my sister is a lawyer, and we can take this to court" cards and they will give you a receipt if asking nicely does not work) This means that you can get ANOTHER free Dilly bar from that receipt. Rinse and repeat for more Dilly Bars. This means that you could theoretically get an infinite amount of Dilly Bars! While it is one bar per visit, enter and exit to reset. Also, the employees don't care that much. | 1 |
ULPT; Dairy Queen has a promotion going where they will give you a free Dilly bar if you fill out their survey, which you get by purchasing an item. (A dilly bar is a circular ice cream chocolate bar) Order the cheapest item, quickly fill out the survey, and get your free Dilly bar, but lo and behold, they give you a transaction receipt for "purchasing" the Dilly Bar.( While it is not legally required, ask them for a receipt and they will give it to you. Pull the "Can I speak to the manager" or the "my sister is a lawyer, and we can take this to court" cards and they will give you a receipt if asking nicely does not work) This means that you can get ANOTHER free Dilly bar from that receipt. Rinse and repeat for more Dilly Bars. This means that you could theoretically get an infinite amount of Dilly Bars! While it is one bar per visit, enter and exit to reset. Also, the employees don't care that much. | 1 |
That shits like £20 a month which would probably be fine if I had a job, but as a student is a bit hard to find the money. Help please. | 1 |
If you're the company the in the book "[From Good Hands to Boxing Gloves](https://www.amazon.com/Good-Hands-Boxing-Gloves/dp/1941007074/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=from+good+hands+to+boxing+gloves&qid=1563383662&s=gateway&sr=8-1)" and you want to circumvent Federal laws in the United States regarding wiretapping, you leverage foreign data centers in Ireland. You distribute rootkits to the target's loved ones and let them know that they will pass on any information they find to them. You mask it as love so the target's loved ones will comply. They're happy to comply because they feel they are getting valuable information to make them happy. The corporation obtains private information protected by Civil Rights but cannot be prosecuted because the crime took place on foreign soil. Data centers of a company described as a "Rainforest" are particularly easy to use. Since you already have an office in Ireland, it makes perfect sense as to "why" you would be using them.
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The corporation has little regard for Federal and Civil Privacy laws to further it's own agenda. Leaders at the organization skirt these laws with little regard to the outcome. Should they misinterpret the data, they begin covering up what they find. Heaven forbid they should own what they do. All the in the name of protecting the brand. | 1 |
All you need to do is skip forward to the end of the video until the "rewatch" button appears, and then the video will play again completely ad free. Afaik it only works with mobile. | 1 |
Support your local school teachers folks! | 1 |
Hotel res agent here. A lot of hotels have negotiated rates for people who are visiting colleges that are close by to them. If you tell the res agent that you are going with your kid to visit the school the hotel will not ask for any sort of verification. You can also call the school and see if they work with any hotels in the area for visitors. I have used it a couple times and it has worked pretty well. | 1 |
How can I cause damage to a car, damage regular insurance won’t cover?? My goal is to cost him as much money as possible (it’s for a friends sexual abuser if anyone’s wondering) | 1 |
Not my tip but a friends...
Upon entry, locate a large popcorn bag in the trash (located at most exits of most theaters).
Rip the bottom seams of the popcorn bag and return it to the concessions counter and show them.
Enjoy your new bag filled with fresh popcorn!
*Take note, some theaters mark the bottom of the popcorn bag signaling a refill already has been made. | 1 |
Goodbye, Amber Alert. | 1 |
Buy some new ones from the store and return the old ones. | 1 |
Goodbye, Amber Alerts. | 1 |
I’m a professional magician, and as a magician, we use a concept called ‘Dual Reality’. In heart, you cause some deception to give someone a different perspective on something than what it actually is. An example would be for me to write a card on my hand, then force that card on one person then show another person my palm and have them ‘psychic read my palm’. One volunteer believes the other is reading their mind, the other believes that you somehow managed to predict the card to have them read it. It’s weird.
Here are some things that I use in relation to that concept that makes life much easier -
Preface: Don’t cheat on a guy or a girl or do this to multiple people with the intention for love or something less ideal than love (trying to keep this SFW). I hope this stuff is helpful. I actually do this stuff and tested it, it all works.
1. Overestimate time: Say you’re busy, (or less ethically, not busy at all). I know I’ll be finish led by 1:30, but I’ll tell someone I’ll text them back at 1:50. Once I am available, or I feel is an opportune time to use this little life hack. I come back with “Hey I’m back! Sorry, it took so long, I tried my best to hurry so I can talk to you.”
Bonus points: If you’re interested in them, leave them with a compliment, example -> “Hey, saw your latest picture on Instagram, you’re unbelievably gorgeous, but I gotta do some stuff, I’ll text you at \_\_\_\_.” Overall makes your compliment appear more genuine and less desperate. Takes away any potential less ideal than love motives away from it. Also, almost a hard to catch sort of vibe.
2. I already did it: Actually found this somewhere on this sub I believe, I tested it, and wow. So it works like this. If your wife or whoever is not around and calls/texts you to ask you to do something? Say you already did it. THEN do it at that moment or later. It makes you seem like you’re better put together or a better listener if they asked you to do it before leaving. If anybody can find the post, all credit goes to them, not me. However, it is a great idea.
Edit: More ethical tip below, it is just there to aid with tips 1 and 2.
3. Direct, not creepy: Actually ethical, but for the sake of continuity and having it all in one place. I found that I always had a 'cute' middle school way of flirting, for example, "Hey, you know you are kinda cute" Usually the response was "Oh, just kinda?" Whether they were playing along or actually offended, I found that I was more successful in the social world when I cut out words that show I am not sure. In introspect, if you are going for a cutesy way of flirting, maybe for a degree of comedic value, then sure, go 'head. Though, I found that people like it better when I say something more direct in nature like "Wow, you're stunning, my eyes can go without regrets." May help as well to cut out your ums and likes. Instead make pauses to think, or do actions in-between times of stumbling on your words. The goal for flirting at least is not to be creepy with it, complimenting and leaving as in number 1 is a great way to set the tone that you are not creepily trying to do it. At least it worked for me, also, get to know somebody before dropping huge compliments on appearance, if you aren't in the place to say stuff, compliment shoes or shirts, sometimes the hair is acceptable if you bring up a conversation about your hair? Not sure why, but it just worked for me, hopefully, does for you. | 1 |
This might not work for certain cars with wheel locks but for $35 you can get an entirely new set of wheels, tires included. | 1 |
There are some sites this won't work for. But for the majority of news sites, this does work. The content of the article typically loads before the paywall/ad block wall.
Sometimes you'll have to hit F5 to refresh and then ESC a few times to get the timing right. But 9 times out of 10 this will do the trick.
(I'm fairly sure there are other ways to do this but this is the quickest I've found) | 1 |
Google says to fake my paystubs. There's even sites that charge you like 10 bucks to do it for you. How safe is this? How screwed would I be if they find out it's fake?
I just want a damn home by the end of July!!!! I need a place!!! Why does this damn city need to be so anal about a person trying to live here??? | 1 |
Certain movie theaters give individuals with a handicap 'Access 2 Entertainment' cards which gives free admission to the person they are with.
*In Canada, unsure about U.S | 1 |
If you order the same product and request a refund for the original... then when the new one comes in, just return it under the original order where you paid the higher amount. You'll get the difference in price back and get another 30 day return period. | 1 |
Steam won't even verify if its a real place so go wild. | 1 |
ULPT2: farm karma by reposting ULPTs from r/LPT without crediting the original creator | 1 |
I want to extort money from them by walking down the street, sidewalk etc. | 1 |
Long story short-I have a stalker on ebay. Since February they have been purchasing items, opening false claims, returning items to herself, opening claims on both ebay & PayPal, double dipping with credit card disputes. If I cancel sales they create new accounts. I suspect I've had some sales & offers from them that I'm not even 100% sure is them yet. Ebay has verified they have over 20 accounts they know of but won't ban them. They've currently ripped me off $320USD. I've contacted the police in thier city & they talked to her but she opened another claim the next day & they're not sure how much more they can do since I'm not just out of state but I'm in a different country.
I've already sent her a glitter bomb but what else can I do to make her life hell? | 1 |
chances are the police officer will be to uncomfortable to stick around and give you a ticket, or they will understand that you just needed to shit very badly. Bonus points if you try and show the officer your shit afterwards. | 1 |
Not exactly revolutionary, but go to the frito lay website and follow their "contact us" instructions. Select some product you bought or didn't and in the comments state that it had a metallic taste. Be sure to fill out your contact info and address when asked. They emailed me back about 2 hours later saying they were sending me coupons for free product, they didn't even ask me to verify anything. Honestly a little alarming they weren't really concerned about the complaint but I lied so whatever. | 1 |
Ok so here's my contribution:
So my mom inherited the family house from my grandmother many years ago. She also refinanced the house at some point in time. She was sued by di$c0√=€® card and the final judgement was that a lien was put on the house.
She had refinanced through a very well known bank and then most recently that same said bank sold the mortgage to another company.
We went to the courthouse today for some personal affairs and a search through the database yielded no lien judgement anywhere....see what happened?
Refinanced=got sued=lien on house=mortgage got sold to another company= no more lien on house. Probably got sold with the mortgage making the house free and clear...well other than the monthly mortgage payment of course which stands unaffected.
Did I do alright?
Can this go here?!
I think so.... | 1 |
This is obviously a joke. Perhaps someone lughed. | 1 |
Sometimes when travelling, or even if I'm up early and coffee shops are closed, I need a place to relax, refresh, and do a little internet work. Nice hotels are ideal.
The big part is that because people can check-in anytime, the staff have no idea if you are staying there, or waiting to check-in, or just checked-out, or are waiting to meet someone staying there, or are waiting to meet someone at the restaurant. They are typically really good at customer service, and would rarely ever question you being there. Even if you approach the front desk and ask for a wifi password, or where the bathroom is... they'll just (usually) be really nice and assume the best.
Free wifi. Nice bathrooms. Water coolers. Nice furniture. ... all for you! | 1 |
Traumatise your children to keep them away from hard drugs
When your child has their vaccinations simply make the experience traumatic, scare them about how much it will hurt, shout at them for being upset, force them to have all their boosters on the same day, maybe send them to get their injections with a stranger (to them)
The repeated trauma of this during childhood will give them a lifelong aversion to needles and they wont try intravenous drugs like heroin.
N.b. this wont work for anti-vaxxers, however their children are unlikely to get to an age where a drug addiction is likely.
Source, hate needles due to childhood trauma. | 1 |
Im pretty sure there is some specific thing I can say at the Apple store to recieve free EarPods. | 1 |
Hey guys , found some threads about this, want to dig a little deeper in it.
This is about discount codes , you know a lot of webstore are using the standard discount codes like
"company name"25OFF
TEST1 , TEST , 10OFF and words like that as an actual discount codes.
I do not know much about these scripts and brute forcing the website .
Is there any way to brute force specific webstore with specific list of potential discount codes (like combination of 1000 words) with an application and check which was good to use?
There are bruteforcing apps like THC hydra , which are used for cracking the password with combo lists , and I am interested in whether if it is possible to use that for cracking the discount codes ?
Hope someone has any idea about that! :) | 1 |
Expensive headphones possibly discounted if I print out a website price offer that may not include the real price? Let me know if you've tried thanks! | 1 |
If the courts deem you unable to "aid and assist" in working with your attorney in your defense, they may drop the charges against you entirely.
 
Short backstory of this ULPT in action: This just happened to my significant other's long term stalker. Most recent stalking protection order violation was dropped (was facing between 16 - 40 months in jail as it was a felony). Super smart guy, but thinks she is in a plot to kill him, and so wanted to ignore the fact that he was on trial in order to 'expose' the criminal ring.
Courts said he can't/won't aid and assist. So they had him get diagnosed: Delusional Disorder. However he won't take meds and so can't be restored to competency. Which means... He's free to go!
 
It's like pleading insanity, but without the need to be "insane"! And without the punishment of long term medical imprisonment! A true Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card! | 1 |
Due to the introduction of online games, an increase in mental health problems and a reduction in employment prospects, increasing numbers of young people are becoming NEETS (not in education, employment, training etc). Including females.
I have a way to help them gain a source of income, make a little bit of money for my self, while none of us have to lift a finger to do work. The plan? Smelly socks.
Beforehand - Amass a saving of $10,000
1. I first rent a large 6-7 bedroom house in less developed area of the USA, such as Alabama, where the rent would only be 2000-3000 USD per month.
2. I post an ad on the NEET section of subreddit offering female NEETS with free rent and food, and free internet (hopefully 5G). They can stay in their rooms all day and go on online games or 4chan and I will cover their expenses.
3. However, there is one condition: They must wear socks and tight knee high leather boots indoors the whole time, changing every 2 days and only taking them off to sleep or shower. And they can only change their panties once per week.
4. At the end of each week, i collect the 3 pairs of smelly socks and 1 pair of dirty panties from each girl (7 total). I sell each pair socks and panties for $150 to older men online. Each week, each girl makes me $600 USD. All 7 girls per month would net me 600 x 7 x 4 = $16,800 per month!!!
5. Expenditures (per month)
Rent: $3000
Energy bills: $80 x 7 = $560
Food: $300 x 7 = $2100
Water: $25 x 7 = $175
Internet: $25 x 7 = $175
Toiletries: $100 x 7 = $700
Clothes: $150 x 7 = $1050
Net profit per month: $9040 USD.
6. Profit per annum is $108,480!!!, I can make as much as a colonel in the US military, which is pretty cool.
What do you think? | 1 |
The California DMV is a monstrous pain in the ass. It often takes weeks or months to book an appointment. If somebody in California pisses you off, and you know their first name, last name, and phone number, you can go to the DMV website and see if they have any pending appointments. If they do, you can cancel their appointment and they won't get any notification. They'll just show up on the day of, get super pissed off to find out they have no appointment, and will have to wait months to get another one. | 1 |
Title. I would just buy the panties in bulk, possibly spray them with something to give them a smell and then sell them online to creepy old men. Anyone have experience with this? | 1 |
The most justifiable reason I can think of is to avoid catcallers but you can also use it to get things like a seat on the train | 1 |
I own a short golf club (basically brand new) that is being sold at amazon, but it is too short.
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Wondering if I could buy the longer version, then return the shorter version to amazon? | 1 |
Government housing rates for business travel are very low. So make a story about your business trip (obviously for Lockheed Martin) being close to that hotel and Google what the rates are and they'll always give it to you. If your with a SO just say they wanted to come with you on this business trip, happens all the time, and they never verify your employment | 1 |
A lot of people and companies will pay money for reddit accounts that are 2+ years old and just somewhat active. As long as you're not banned from any subs you should be good. | 1 |
I'm not racist nor do I condone racism but the "N" word is certainly effective. Had a spam collection agency harrassing me about a debt I don't have. Nothing in credit report plus I've never had an account with the institution in general anyways. They threatened to send the sheriff and arrest me to which I tried to be polite and tell them that's an illegal tactic. I tried several times to explain how I know they're a scam to try and get them to just give up. But one agent said "fuck you" in a whispered tone and hung up....game on asshole.
They must have been new to the scam game cause the number they called from rang to their office. So I kept asking for the same agent over and over and over every time calling him the "N" word repeatedly until he hung up. After about 10 times I got bored and they never called me again. | 1 |
Obviously works vice versa as well. If the seat is far, you may not want to get caught by someone larger than you and that could cause a lot of physical damage. | 1 |
I actually found this out by accident when me and my sis split a bill (I payed cash, she payed card) and she accidentally gipped the guy his (deserved) tip.
But yeah if the title isn't written well, what I mean is for example of you have a 70$ bill, ask to pay 50 or 60 by cash, and the remaining 10-20 by card. Most times the mandatory tipping is via the card machine, and now you'll only have to pay 15% on 20 bucks as opposed to 70.
This is how I've seen the tipping done here in Canada at least | 1 |
They will assume it's the pipes and not the overfill basin around it. Who ever let's it overfill anyways? The smell is truly revolting and tough to figure out.
Source: lifelong sink pisser and heavy drinker | 1 |
Looking for annoying, vulgar etc. anything that is NOT illegal | 1 |
I want to take advantage of the butterfly keyboard repair program so I can get a top case replacement , but my keyboard is working fine. Is there anything I can do to a key that will cause:
- Letters or characters repeating unexpectedly.
- Letters or characters not appearing onscreen when pressed.
- Keys not responding in a consistent manner.
(these dot points are from Apple’s repair program conditions)
Thanks in advance! | 1 |
I've got a meeting that I'd rather not go to. Does anyone know of a way to make some smoke come out of the engine bay without damaging my car? | 1 |
I’ve had to come in three times this month for the same issue so I have no problems sharing this. Each time I have come in they offer me a free uber trip within 15 miles and a link to get one back to the service center, also free. Not once have they checked if I had appointment on the computer and set up the trip no questions asked other than where I wanted to go. | 1 |
I've just done this, but I think I'm going to get the same model for my work computer, because the keyboards still sound different. YMMV | 1 |
On second thought, maybe get the same model for your computer so they sound similar. My 4yo Apple bluetooth keyboard does not sound like my 15yo Dell one . . . YMMV | 1 |
Hi I am looking to get some petty revenge. I want to flood someones phone to the extreme without them knowing it was me.
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Specifically an iPhone, using Rogers in Canada. An anonymous app would be best. Thanks!
I am familiar with the email to text trick, but Rogers requires users to sign up for that service so I doubt it will be effective if the victim hasn't set that up. | 1 |
If they ask for an account number with the service provider, just google what their account numbers look like (number of characters, alpha/numeric format) and put in anything that conforms to their template.
You'll be able to register with them more often than you'd think. And Voila, access to a variety of generally worthless benefits can be yours (plus, occasionally, access to pre-release gig tickets, or something) | 1 |
In 2007 I lived in a neighborhood by a park there was this annoying daycare that was nearby and every day the kids would play there and be annoying so I went and bitched to my neighbor. After I got annoying enough he finally snapped he loaded a super soaker with acid and went and sprayed those kids (they lived unfortunately) but he went to jail and I bought his stuff cheap from the police auction and I live in peace and quiet! | 1 |
I have seen many posts on r/personalfinance about people being broke and how they won't be able to afford rent/meals etc. There are always comments that say "OP where are you located, I can let you crash at my place or take you out for dinner" | 1 |
Inspired by the movie “The Case For Christ”. | 1 |
Can confirm, just did this today with my brother’s upcoming class schedule. No student ID number or student email is needed for this to work! He was able to change the name on his schedule to mine very easily by going into his “preferred name” in his student settings, and temporarily changing it to mine. | 1 |
They're gonna be fighting over that shit for the rest of the day - and Karen, although on the righteous side, will be outnumbered by people who thinks she's trying to hog the big tip all to herself. | 1 |
NO! DO NOT USE THE TAIL. The tail is fluffy and wont feel good at all, the leg on the other hand is long, hard, and has a curve at the end. Making it perfect to reach that G-Spot. Just make sure their declawed, learned that the hard way. | 1 |
Sure, you’ll have to schedule it most times, but you can make that cake tasting a beginning to a day/night out.
Also, before you say, “the amount of cake you actually try is minimal,” it just means you aren’t doing it right. How many different frostings do they have? How many batters? Mix and match people! They aren’t all going to be winners, but free cake is free cake! | 1 |
So I’m renting a car today that I’m supposed to put premium gas in, but I don’t want to pay $10 for gas. How can I get around this?
The owner asks for me to have gas receipts when I return the car. | 1 |
I see videos where someone will try to scare/prank people who are minding their own business. I’ve told myself “if someone comes up behind me that I don’t know and tries to frighten me, I’m going to just start swinging.” What an awesome excuse to hit someone and let some rage out? Plus, you’re not going to get in trouble because they purposefully tried to put you in that situation AND it’s what these assholes deserve.
Here’s an [example](https://youtu.be/QxNvwL_lwT0) of what I’m talking about. People dressing up in clown suits to try and scare people, only to get the shit beaten out of them. I think it’s perfectly justified | 1 |
I've been doing this for 3 years now. Stick drift usually occurs after a few months and this is covered under the warranty. I started off with a $150 Xbox Elite controller, and I'm on my 4th or 5th one now and it only cost me $20 to buy an updated replacement plan on each new controller. You can do this with any controller, including the high end Scuf or Xbox Elite.
Until manufacturers start making quality products I would highly recommend this, stop getting ripped off on something that will only last 2-3 months. | 1 |
First, buy an OBD-II adapter off Amazon (https://smile.amazon.com/Panlong-Bluetooth-Diagnostic-Scanner-Android/dp/B00PJPHEBO/)
Then get the app Torque (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.prowl.torque&hl=en_US) and set it it automatically scan and clear faults.
Torque will give you an audible message every time it clears a fault, which can be muted with App Volume Control (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spycorp.appvolumecontrol)
If you want torque to automatically start when you're in your car, and turn off when you're home, you can set that up with automate (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.llamalab.automate.ext.superuser&hl=en_US)
Total cost should be less than $20 dollars, and now you have an obd-II scanner to reset the light or check out other info about your car anytime. | 1 |
Additionally you can buy a Gold Star for $60(CAD) and cancel it any time. The real LPT is just getting a membership for real. Can't beat a huge hot dog and unlimited drinks for $1.50. | 1 |
So I recently bought a plane ticket, that I now need to get out of because I’m moving states. I bought the $11.50 insurance through that App Hopper... well turns out the only way I can get it refunded is with proof of “subpoena, summons to jury duty, homeowners/adjusters report, or death certificate”
How would I go about getting one of these documents?? Help please! | 1 |
[This 1 minute method works for me. You don’t need drugs or doctors. This is the natural way to heal. Give it a shot. It’s just 1 minute.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5rAbXINW2Q) | 1 |
So I bought a plane ticket a while back, and I need to get it refunded due to me moving states. I bought the ticket through the App Hopper, as well as the $11.50 travel insurance. Well I just read the fine print, and I unfortunately can not get a refund unless I have proof of “subpoena; summons to jury duty; homeowners/adjusters report”
How would I go about possibly getting one these documents? Helllllp | 1 |
If someone is being a dick and trying to squeeze passed you as their lane ends, you can just toss a handful of screws out your window and let the person drive right over them. 4 flat tires will teach that bitch a lesson. | 1 |
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Have a plan that covers damage like failed surge protectors, tv turning off and not turning on, etc. Cracked screens and obviously intentional damage will not be covered. Is there a way to break my tv so I can bring it in and get credit to get a new one? | 1 |
Please don't judge me, So there's this AC outdoor unit one floor above me diagonal to my window not easy to reach. Its makes way too much noise which is like HIGH PITCHED humming! I have politely asked my kind neighbors to fix it thrice. Its been two months now and i can't stand one more night of this noise.
How do i fuck the outdoor unit up of a spilt AC? Help me please reddit save my sleep! | 1 |
My accountant is usually pretty good and claims shit like my sunglasses as a work expense, but I'd like to hear any good unethical deductions. | 1 |
Food is expensive in Iceland, so I figured I'd post this for anyone who is desperate. Most tour guides and drivers will have an identification card given to them from their company. The card is not universal and varies from company to company, so you could even make and laminate your own. I have a real card, and have never been asked to show it at any of the locations below, the cashier takes you on your word. I've gotten hundreds of dollars of free food during my time in Iceland by using my drivers card. If worst comes to worst and they ask you for your card, just say you forgot it at home.
Confirmed working restaurants:
Geysir Glima Restaurant (right next to Geysir)
Black Beach Restaurant (southern coast)
Restaurant at Gulfoss (there is a marked door behind the counter that you can just walk right in no questions asked)
I'm sure there are dozens more places this works at, you will just need to ask the cashier or server.
Source: Am a driver for an organization in Iceland. | 1 |
Extra points if you can plug it in before the officer can see you. | 1 |
One of my two roommates are 100% using my bathroom supplies (toothpaste, floss, mouthwash, etc.) but neither one of the fuckers will admit they are doing it. My initial thought was set up a camera but I'm not interested in being charged for filming someone in a bathroom. What could I do to catch the bastard doing this? | 1 |
Later, email your prof and tell them you had an emergency. Chances are your prof will be understanding and maybe even give you an extended deadline on upcoming assignments. Bonus points if you got to fill out the attendance sheet! | 1 |
HVAC is old and not keeping up, absolutely cannot afford another $300 electric bill
Have home warranty that covers it in event of a **breakdown**, since HVAC is old and no longer made/hard to find parts home warranty is likely to replace it rather than try to fix it
not sure if warranty will cover it for just being inefficient/expensive/old/etc, so asking for a way to break it without it being extremely obvious that this was done. | 1 |
Bonus points if the restaurant you order from is on one of the streets where the event is taking place. These restaurants are often completely full of people during these events so they will prepare your order poorly or forget to include items in your order. Then once it’s delivered you can go on the food delivery app and ask for your money back.
In my experience over 75% of the time my food is either warm/cold when it shouldn’t be, missing items, or tastes terrible when I order delivery in these situations so I just get my money back from the delivery app. | 1 |
When I get a call from a number thats clearly spoofed, I always answer in the following way: "Hello, thank you for calling the church of [insert religion here], how can I help you?"
The caller ***always*** is super awkward, apologetic, and hangs up immediately. I never hear from them again and go weeks without getting another spam call.
I actually look forward to answering the phone again, especially since its so funny to hear these spammers squirm on the phone. | 1 |
So I totally told my kids the the ice cream truck music meant they were out of ice cream. Definitely helped my kids not run from the field during T-ball and soccer games. | 1 |
When the officer asks for your licence and registration pretend to choke on it and have the officer save you. Be humble and thank him for saving your life! He just became a hero and most likely already forgot about the speeding ticket. | 1 |
Drop the bottle, and break it. Take the broken ass bottle, receipt and bag with a hole in the bottom. Ask for a manager at customer service. (Dont be a dick though.) Say their bags are too thin and getting out of the car it ripped and the bottle fell. Provide proof of purchase. 9/10 they will replace it. One of the biggest complaints they here via surveys etc. Is bag durability and poorly bagged groceries. Just dont get greedy and buy some 50$ shit. Also, dont do it too often, or your local store will get wise to it. Once a year or so. | 1 |
Drop the bottle, and break it. Take the broken ass bottle, receipt and bag with a hole in the bottom. Ask for a manager at customer service. (Dont be a dick though.) Say their bags are too thin and getting out of the car it ripped and the bottle fell. Provide proof of purchase. 9/10 they will replace it. One of the biggest complaints they hear via surveys etc. Is bag durability and poorly bagged groceries. Just dont get greedy and buy some 50$ shit. Also, dont do it too often, or your local store will get wise to it. Once a year or so. Also, obviously only works with glass bottles | 1 |
If you’re ever caught sleeping at work, simply pretend you’re praying and say “AMEN” quietly before you open your eyes | 1 |
When you're on the phone with them it says you need to present a valid drivers license. I've never been asked and they've always either towed me or changed my tire/battery, etc...
So my guess is if you find a valid card with a name that is the same gender as you, it'll probably work.
Worst case scenario they actually check it for once, refuse service, then you're back where you started anyways. | 1 |
Covered a couple shifts for a coworker who said they'd pay me back when we got paid (we're all independent contractors, no timeclock etc.) Now they're avoiding me and I now realize they never had any intention of paying me (lesson learned.) This person needs to learn the cost of fucking with someone else's money. What are some ways to send this message? | 1 |
If the first press does not work, press this button two more times and the pump will start automatically. | 1 |
You can just walk in grab a handful of sweeteners and leave without buying anything. The starbucks near my house has Stevia with monk fruit, one of the best 0 caloriw sweeteners out there. Once a week or so I stop by grab a handful of sweeteners and leave without buying anything. My starbucks is always busy so no one has the time or energy to stop me. | 1 |
I was recently screwed over by a former friend. They're logged into their PSN account on my PS4. What can I do to do a little damage back? | 1 |
Order a Micro SD Card, then get technical support. Claim it's not working. When asked to return it, say something like you're in Vietnam and you won't be back until a year or so. It doesn't work all the time, but it works sometimes. Work 1 out of 2 attempts for me. For my friend 1 out of 3. So basically it might work on your account only once. | 1 |
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