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[INST] Have you considered shedding your human skin and becoming a company? Corporate personhood is the best personhood. [/INST] You can even buy and play with new automatic weapons then as only corporations are allowed to do that for some reason us plebs cant fathom
[INST] yolo. How many did you buy? You're essentially betting on 3% move (not to include break even, which would make it closer to like 4%) in 38 days. Not a bad bet, but could get washed out if SPY hits >$274 [/INST] 10 contracts. Nothing major. Im hoping for enough movement to make money on this trade. Was up 40% this morning but greed got the best of me like always.
[INST] My brother keeps saying that RH should implement a social media aspect. It'll show your trades and holdings to friends and then everyone can talk shit. Would be fun. [/INST] That sounds dumb as shit tbh.
[INST] 'I ain't gay, but $20 is $20' [/INST] A handjob is still a job.
[INST] swear [/INST] on me mum
[INST] I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Thank you [/INST] By not putting your own autistic face in their, you showed us that you're on the heavier end of the spectrum. Welcome home brother.
[INST] Nah buy the $CRON dip first [/INST] Meh I dropped cron like a hot sack of shit right before it tanked back down. Do you think its actually a legit long play?
[INST] What is the intelligent investor ? [/INST] Warren’s fav book
[INST] it's not waterboarding if you use diesel [/INST] How am I supposed to afford diesel with these losses?
[INST] 'POS' -some retarded redditor [/INST] Why ya'll talking about Point of Sale all the time anyway?
[INST] i mean, we'll still get fucked from time to time... but we can at least try to have some pre-planned point at which we will take the gains. also, it's sometimes ok to sort of exit in stages, like a trialing stop, but going up in the gains instead of down. [/INST] yeah, i think it's time to use my TD account for options instead of RH. More selling options available like T-Stops. Plus... *puts on tin foil hat* I swear RH sells our trading activity to the big dogs to bet against us. Hell just look at AMD, more RH users own this over NVDA and the charts tell the tale
[INST] Don't be nervous, the market looks strong and steady [/INST] to smoke bongs, my weed bags are heavy
[INST] Wow. Sperrys and everything. [/INST] U just jealous of bae
[INST] Same [/INST] \#metoo
[INST] but what about ships bringing us tendies from china? [/INST] That’s not happening again indefinitely, in case you didn’t hear.
[INST] He's still ready [/INST] Even better, less prep
[INST] Don't they own like 140k shares of amd? [/INST] Total rh but I am talking /rh
[INST] shiller PE Ratio [/INST] > shiller PE Ratio Oh shit ... NEVERMIND, EVERYBODY
[INST] Calls/Puts that he feels are a bargain. [/INST] Thanks buddy!
[INST] Spoke too soon. [/INST] .28 is nothing.
[INST] Ben 'sleeping son of a bitch' Carson is still there lol... He's too useless to fire though. [/INST] > too useless to fire What a strange concept.. Are you a Japanese CEO?
[INST] Oh snap [/INST] No, short snap
[INST] And POOF! 90% of your money is gone in 15 minutes! Will it come back? Who knows? [/INST] LMAO
[INST] But they broke up AT&T [/INST] Yeah but to use a phone in the U.S. you needed to buy it from AT&T and have it manufactured by AT&T, and pay for service from AT&T. Microsoft had competition in Apple and Linux, Amazon has plenty of ecommerce and cloud competition (GCP, Azure, OpenStack).
[INST] Read this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7w6cq0/i_somehow_made_110k_this_morning_and_im_still_not/ Do not do this. [/INST] Don’t tell me what to do
[INST] http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-employees-on-food-stamps-in-ohio-2018-1 [/INST] Thanks for the article. The article says those on food stamps are probably part time workers. Funny meme though.
[INST] tempting but what will likely happen is the moment I switch the market will turn around and ill end up losing money twice instead [/INST] Please sacrifice, I beg you! My calls are hurting so badly.
[INST] then why are you posting this weak ass trade [/INST] Probably because he made money today while the rest of us are asking our mamas to cook dinner for us so we don’t have to eat ichiban again
[INST] Fuck your mom to show dominance [/INST] 2nd that
[INST] I got into it. How the fuck do I even add a stock to a watch list? [/INST] Select the grid tab, then the settings icon at the top right.
[INST] People have said that its from Intel, the source of the piece is Israeli, Intel has plants in Israel. [/INST] MU was an inside job
[INST] I think the whole movie pass thing was reasonable. Yeah they were losing money but the potential grew and grew [/INST] Potential? Potential to lose money at a quicker rate? Lowering the price, increased the cost of maintaining their user base per user - it also increased the total amount of users. They had no open avenue for monetization in sight besides selling the data OR going head to head with the entire movie business (not a real option).
[INST] 95 strike on the 23rd. Feels a little uncertain to me now. Two weeks ago bought it at 1.95 and maybe should have given it more thought on selling yesterday at 2.81 although I felt safe that it would go up more yesterday. It was my first call (I also have GE puts) and I could use advice in analysis, I have options as a strategic investment due to arrive soon. [/INST] 23 march? Your break even would be 96.95, which is like .30 below the all time high that hit today (97.24). If you think it will recover by then, go for it. I have 95C for 4/20, betting on a run up to earnings that happen the following week. My B/E would be 97.93 so I doubt it would happen now. Looking back I wish I had sold when it touched the ATH at open, but I was dumb and didn't even put a stop loss on it.
[INST] WTF? Brazil has a shit ton of social programs. Waaaay to many. We do kill for wallets that may or may not contain money, but that's caused by fucking 13 years of socialist party running the fucking country. [/INST] I’ve never been to Brazil and I’m going to assume neither has he. I know he was born in Lebanon and has been here since he was 25ish? Sorry, the reputation of the country may not be actually true and I apologize for repeating his possibly incorrect words
[INST] Fuck it, Turn Greece into glass. [/INST] but where will I park my yacht? the Côte d'Azur gets way too cold
[INST] Apple is part of fang you autist [/INST] AMZN not AAPL
[INST] Yeah but when. Look at ANET. They didn’t have a dip till years later. Or $BA or $NVDA. [/INST] Lol true
[INST] Oh I'm sorry should we all just invest in an ally savings account then faggot? [/INST] Are you talking shit about my 1.5% gainz?
[INST] fuck nooo. my faggy calls are gonna be worthless tomorrow. account blow up imminent. [/INST] L ^I Q ^U I ^D A ^T E ^Y O ^U R ^S H ^I T
[INST] Who feels sorry for Walmart? What are you ranting about you nut job lol [/INST] Good one lulz
[INST] I'm feeling the pump in a bad way. [/INST] Should have trusted Ms Cleo
[INST] It all dun went to my cock smoker and my stock broker [/INST] OP's mom is your stock broker? Thats pretty neat. What a small world we live in.
[INST] I don't have it but your answer must be yes. Why in the world would a sell order write a call? [/INST] Don’t listen to these haters, you got this. Proceed.
[INST] I kind of panicked after my options buying power went to like -15k [/INST] That happened to me when I sold naked wdc calls. They were itm and got exercised early Friday and then Monday wdc dropped by 10% got margin called even though I made a big profit
[INST] Well this isn't fun to watch. [/INST] RIP my SPX calls
[INST] Yeh that happens and no one is proud of it. The difference is Democrats push sex education, birth control measures, public education and other services in an effort to stop the cycle and pull people out of ignorance and poverty. Republicans feed into their cesspool with the examples above. [/INST] oh yeah those social programs from racist ass LBJ are working great.... working great at creating generations of families in poverty dependent on the government who vote for guess what... the hand that feeds them
[INST] You can still sell the option before the expiration date. [/INST] yes, all of which would be at a substantial loss due to time decay
[INST] Summed up my feelings at around 10:30 every day, and even kept the meter. 10/10 work son, made me smile [/INST] Thank you mannnnn!!!! i explicitly wanted to keep the meter and rhyme scheme as close as i could :)
[INST] 10 year probably isn't gonna be much higher than an Ally savings. [/INST] The 30-year is lower than an Ally savings.
[INST] This negative markets shows something that i am not sure. [/INST] No
[INST] I was so going to buy like 50 calls when I saw ford around there too! haha. And of-course I didn't.. [/INST] why, what was the news?
[INST] Let me guess, you bought at $62? [/INST] I bought 61 shares at $59.65 then didn't follow the above plan, I panic sold the dip this morning and lost a lot of money. Now of course it's heading back up to 60. I'm closing my RH gold account while I'm still $100 ahead, will return when I've grown some balls.
[INST] Is some IV still lingering around right after ER, or why don’t you go in right after? [/INST] I’d only advise buying calls after if earnings caused the underlying to drop. IV is normally low after earnings.
[INST] Just as long as you fanboys get it through your head that AMD will never 'absolute explode' with their insane debt crushing them. [/INST] If I accept it for AMD, I'll have to accept the same for myself, and that just ain't happenin.
[INST] http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hard?s=t > 3 - difficult to do or accomplish; fatiguing; troublesome: [/INST] Well done
[INST] This is regrettably true. Sad. [/INST] Sad!*
[INST] Hey 👋 there PYPL brethren I just rolled some April 80s this morning [/INST] I'm also in some PYPL calls, 78 APR. I think.
[INST] tfw Google play music has higher res music and YouTube red, and Amazon has music baked into prime, while tidal supplies all the audiophiles [/INST] Google Play is great because of the YT Red part.
[INST] Apparently nobody. [/INST] Literally
[INST] That's misleading, he quoting a part of a song he hates [/INST] Didnt someone say he sounded african american and he said he was hahaha
[INST] But then you go and get some [/INST] rinse repeat
[INST] All in $dfen [/INST] Currently getting fucked by $BA dip.
[INST] It’s just a steering wheel coming loose. They can spin it into they are preping cars for full-autonomy. [/INST] Whatever helps to wreck my 2016 faster.
[INST] No, brainiac, the SEC can't send people to jail at all. Absolutely nothing is decided about Holmes and jail. DOJ hasn't weighed in yet. [/INST] RemindMe! 1 month
[INST] Not bad. I managed to negotiate a lower commission, but I'm honestly considering moving out back to Tastyworks to trade and use TD to research. $2.5k would be closer to like $500 if I used one of the discount brokers [/INST] What was your negotiated rate? I also negotiated so I’m curious if we got the same deal.
[INST] Sure you did. [/INST] [when sarcasm is lost in wsb, I know we've hit the end of a great road.
[INST] Down Syndrome Jones as a nice ring to it. [/INST] a blaxploitation character who's retarded but convinced he's a financial savant, I'd watch this movie
[INST] Can poop out rock hard diamonds now. [/INST] Short $dmnds?
[INST] I believe he said 'I think that says more about the criminal justice system being a bunch of corrupt crooks more than 1 guy.' [/INST] hahahhahahhahhahaha gooooood oneeeeeee
[INST] I’ve been buying at $7.4, writing at $4.91, and repeating on today’s swings. Currently at 374/-296 [/INST] can you explain this in laymans terms? lol
[INST] I bought a bunch of options yesterday. And for like 3 seconds when I loaded it up after market opened it said I was up like 8k and some change. Then cucked me and said I was down like 100 or ao after it loaded up. Fuck you RH. [/INST] Yeah same. That or all your options are temporarily valued at .01 and your account looks decimated. :) fun stuff
[INST] What bullshit did I post? Rasmussen is fairly reliable as a general source, though I don't put much stock in polls personally. Pew doesn't seem to have a recent poll, so feel free to provide your own sources. Whether or not I support Trump is irrelevant. I was pointing out that there were bigger factors at play with the issues Bobby3127 mentioned than Trump's popularity. [/INST] How is presenting an incomplete dataset to push a narrative based 100% on a single outlier presidential approval poll anything other than BS? [here is an aggregate poll](http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/trump-job-approval) But mostly it just shows that you have bias by cherry picking quite literally the single time in 2018 that Trump happened to poll better than 50% and that was over a month ago, aka irrelevant to begin with.
[INST] I know, taking money from your dad (the marketmaker) isn't good is it? [/INST] One thing is obvious from your posts - you take market maker dick all day and you love every minute. That and you have at least 5 chromosomes
[INST] Seems incredible to me that a first year engineer at Google couldn't come up with a clean, basic bitch, sustainable finance site to track some tickers and get some news. Short GOOGL [/INST] That'll show them! Solid DD BTW.
[INST] >In 1987 Kudlow was rehired by Bear Stearns as its chief economist and senior managing director. He was fired in 1994 after abuse of cocaine caused him to skip an important client presentation. Kudlow later admitted to a cocaine habit [/INST] maybe if Bear Stearns didn't fire their chief economist they wouldn't have turned mortgage back bonds in an atomic bomb of fraud and stupidity that decimated the world's economy (long KO)
[INST] >multi billion dollar net worth >500million dollar fine >broke Those things don't add up... and she only lost control of the company, I garentee she is still getting paid. [/INST] 500,000.
[INST] TTWO was my very first investment. Bought $200 worth as a freshman in college when it was around $20/share thinking that GTA V would do well, sold within 4 weeks due to not knowing how to stomach temporary downturns. Many years later, I see that the stock price is three digits and realize I definitely belong here. [/INST] I bought them at around $11 and sold at $17 haha
[INST] How in the fuck!? How is it up today? Congrats! [/INST] SNAP (and recently also TWTR) have a strangely consistent pattern of doing the opposite of whatever the markets are doing
[INST] Fuck off, EU has had a European first and tariffs policy much longer and much stronger than we have [/INST] No u
[INST] A few million is chump change for a billionaire [/INST] Yea but she is a fucking hack now and she won't be able to work her way up. So she will just retire live off grid.
[INST] Thanks for clearing it up for me! [/INST] give him some gold!
[INST] Great drawing, son! I'll hang this on the fridge for your dad to see when he gets home. We're so proud of you. :) [/INST] maybe he won't think i'm a faggot anymore when he sees this
[INST] Fag [/INST] Mad cuz its true or mad cuz its anti-trump?
[INST] I think buying different dates can make sense if the IV is very high or that wild price fluctuations are typical, as is the case with stocks like $FB or $BABA because just a week's difference can give you drastically different volatility exposure, especially if the dates span an earnings report. For a stock like $F that has barely moved in the better part of a year, not so much. [/INST] Yeah, I can understand it on stocks with high IVs, especially if there's an earnings coming up. I guess I'm more of a call spread guy and I'd rather not want to deal with a bunch of different dates.
[INST] Who would have thought the sole executive of the country would make his own decisions? [/INST] You mean the public didn’t elect the cabinet? And the president runs the executive branch? Who knew?
[INST] last year's march earnings didn't look too good, wyd op? lmao actually the patterns are almost exactly the same, I would short [/INST] Wassup dog
[INST] Not yet, they will be served when MU hits $100 [/INST] Do I smell some 'MU to X before Y or ban' flair?
[INST] You can add a 'Base Symbol & Price' to your options view in etrade?? This is going to save me soo much money in wasted single stock purchases lol. [/INST] I created a new view because you can’t alter the default options one. Also, why the fuck would you buy a stock just to have the price on hand? You can make a watchlist and just open whatever stock you want in a new tab, which brings you to the snapshot for it.
[INST] username doesn't add up [/INST] His flair should be 'Actually cares about everything', or 'Cares way too much'.
[INST] I never really thought of all places WSB would be on the 'Freaking the fuck out over Trump' Crowd, the guy is giving so much volatility to the markets, its great. [/INST] Only if you day trade.
[INST] Since you put it that way, maybe Martin's seven years in the slammer is a better deal. She should have asked for that. [/INST] Not really, the main benefit of having money is that it gives you more freedom. Can't get much less free than being in jail. I'd much rather be broke.
[INST] It says 1 billion now. I'm sure someone is just correcting the mistake. [/INST] Now it's gone entirely.
[INST] Can I do it on margin? [/INST] Baby you can do whatever you want if you dream big enough
[INST] maybe hold off on sharing that or the lizard people will revolt [/INST] Nah no worries fam, we hate her too. Edit: *omg lizard people are real* we've been around for several million years before you mammals, get over it already
[INST] Some cuck white-knighting for this thief of a woman. Meanwhile Shkreli got 7 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. [/INST] Yeah she got a better deal the Shkreli, the point is that its still a very bad outcome. Believe me, nobody is less of a white knight than me.
[INST] Solve really complicated formulas on the whiteboards when no one is looking [/INST] https://imgur.com/gallery/dTnsvCg Sneak peek
[INST] that looks like it was a ton of fun [/INST] and sweating.
[INST] When I say sales I mean revenue. https://csimarket.com/stocks/segments_geo.php?code=MU This data is a little dated, but you get the idea. [/INST] Are those end users in China, or just manufacturing that happens in China?
[INST] > return the remaining 18.9 million shares that she obtained during the fraud so if she already spent the other millions she keeps it? [/INST] I guess. Who knows how much she took out of the company (if she did).