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You got me there
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This man fucks. Don’t play short term with mu. It will and has dipped on no reason |
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Took me 4 submissions to get calls and puts with Merrill Edge, they don't make it easy
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I filled out a mc for fidelity. Told them I make 100k, 1 mil net worth, and 20 years of trading |
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I'm gonna be sweating my April 20 $260 short calls. Shiet.
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BUT SOMEONE SAID IT WAS FREE MONEY REEEEEEE |
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Once a week I go to McD's, get the Grand Mac for $1 with the mobile ordering, and then use the free medium fries with $1 purchase at the kiosk. Burger drink and fries for two buckaroos and tax. Short MCD. They're practically giving out free tendies.
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Their profit margin is huge though |
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How do I short him?
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With a gun |
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Yeah, they're less risky *as* leverage but more risky than straight-up owned stocks. At the end of the day you're way less likely to have a stock drop to zero than an option, just by accounting for book value and lack of expiration.
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Yes, in the above example, you only risked the premium, but the option is basically worthless if OPMM drops to $80, and you're out $2300. However, if you'd bought $2300 worth of OPMM you'd only be out $460 if it dropped 20% to $80 |
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i think the play is to drink until i forget that i have margin
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Or drink until you don't. |
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Amazon and Walmart also has cheap toys too though so it’s tough,
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Yeah why go to target when there is Amazon. Can’t wait to go to that toys r is liquidation sale. My 3 year old is going to cash in her piggy bank life savings |
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What’s your expected return on this investment?
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100 million + |
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I bought puts earlier this month when it started testing its ATH. I figured it would rebound back to the upper 40s naturally with recent news. It's like it is fucking with me.
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SQ... you may be fukkked. Check your 8-ball |
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Ual is probably the most scummy airline especially after dragging off that doctor but based on their last er they r doing fine
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Didn't they kill a dog this week too? |
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It’s hard to get into college when you’re already 35 with diagnosed autism
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Self diagnosed' |
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What probably happened is your broker calculated that you can't be assigned the shares (you would be put the shares, in other words you'd have a huge short position next Monday), so they got market sold. Probably didn't get much for it, since the price was close to 4.8 and nobody was around to buy them.
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No, expiration was Friday so I thought they would exercise automatically. Anyway I eventually read my brokers rules on options and you have to e-mail them the day before in order to exercise, which seems fucking idiotic. I had bought these Puts at 4.8 and the stock closed at 4.68. |
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What it 10k people have 3k margin calls, im thinking subprime mortgages
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thats like the eqivalent of a couple mortgages.... nothing |
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Jesus fuck why did you quote the entire comment?
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> Jesus fuck why did you quote the entire comment?
> me retartar
> wsb 101 |
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Yup. Boring as shit. But look at the stock chart, and make note of the timing of the spikes.
They have been doing lots of acquisitions the last few years, and this is a high GM business with repeatable subscription type income.
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Damn, those guys are doing some serious work. Their 5-year chart is pretty shockingly consistently on the upside. |
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Shares are fine fam. My post is aimed at Weeklies brothers.
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I have 7500 in Option weeklies... It’s something to consider.
But the yachts... |
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This one was just upgraded and covered by 3 different firms this past week
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What about RMBS Rambus, I have been digging into them lately want to see others think about them too |
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or ban
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You're on a list now. |
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I don't, I just like history.
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I was being sarcastic, famalam. |
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meanwhile
*-has $1 in rh account-*
RH: *”o shi ni🅱️🅱️a u want options?”*
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Hey that’s me |
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why not just wait until the 27th to buy FD's that expire on the 29th? why by puts now, that expire a week later? T H E T A
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Theory is I am not the only one with this thought and the stock goes lower leading up to that date. |
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A years worth of contraception for wsb? Wow that's got to be like 20 pills for the whole sub!
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You realize that all it takes is for one of them to see the MU call options go in the money and they're going to spend all of trying to get laid, right?
Are you willing to risk the off chance of WSBs reproduction based on random-ish options market outcomes? God forbid the VIX spikes again. |
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wow I should definitely not go into law.
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LONG $LAW |
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At least give the guy some books.
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Might 'papercut his head off' by accident |
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The most obvious sign is how the sub reacts to politics. Veering closer and closer to the hivemind. Very different from how it used to be. At least Shkreli is still the prophet of wsb though.
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Hard to avoid hivemind when trump kills our gains and the normies flood in to say 'See how fuck truck is vote bernie' |
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Your link includes the . at the end so it’s not working. https://www.traderschoice.net for lazy peeps
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Oh sorry about that. Thanks for the correction :). |
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I want to be close to my bff MU
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Is this for when you get the board position |
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Why would people hate the can opener? It sounds awesome.
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It is a fucking awesome can opener that still works fine after a decade. I think it just confuses old people. |
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Thats what i want but i really cant see any big news in the works to rally into 15ish region let alone past that.
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it'll rally after you're forced to sell for other opportunities |
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I liked he part where the Indian girl repeatedly made sure everyone knew how smart she was. She really drilled that point down.
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Is she hot? |
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U
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House shit
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Hell yeah, I'm up 20% on my house over a year. I just planted some roses out front for the curbside appeal |
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I just see *******
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Short hunter2 |
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? You woulda made 1k if you sold at the all your shares at the absolute peak
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That's some serious scratch for a wagecuck |
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Have you tried not being a dumbass? You've been holding for like 2 days. If you're panicking over a long position 2 days in then you clearly didn't do enough research. People aren't shitting on you because you're a kid, they're shitting on you because you're being a moron. Just hold or buy puts if you're worried it's going to go to zero for some reason. But you fucking shouldn't be because you should do your fucking DD.
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chill |
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SEC, may we come in?
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Uhhh... N-n-no ayblo English |
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Don’t have kids
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Shit. |
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Robinhood doesn't provide naked calls
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pft what's the point then, I thought this sub was about max risk |
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Food is too easy to come by than it was in the past and the kids that ate glue in elementary school grew up to be an adults.
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Wouldn't less food mean more glue though. Maybe we need more glue in our diets. |
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Yea, how can we make sure prisoners stay poor and will have to revisit prison if we let them be productive members of society?
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Yes the average prisoners idea of doing business is day trading. |
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How do I short you guys’ fund??
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Credit default swaps. |
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this is it
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The Michael Jackson story |
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No, the beauty of selling covered calls is that prudent risk-management has you selling stocks when they go up and buying when they go down.
You get the same effect out of selling cash-covered puts, except the premiums for put selling are generally better and it's for entering the position when it's more attractive rather than exiting it when it's rich.
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I sell itm or atm puts all the time, hoping to be assigned. get the shares cheaper, so why not, the only bad thing is if bad news comes out. But with good stocks (ie apple) i'm not too concerned. I only hope googl splits at some point so i can start doing it with Google too.
* further clarified |
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Weakest hands
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Bought back in so whatever. |
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dont worry theres still 5 min till noon
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Help |
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better go red just to be safe
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I'm one step ahead of you. |
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yea but if the underlying only moves 0.1% then who cares. You need options on things that move hundreds of percent in a single day
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Are you retarded? 500:1 leverage means if you're trading $10,000 you're controlling $5,000,000. So a 0.1% move would mean you gained or lost 50% of your portfolio. A 0.2% move would double your account or give you a total loss.
Some currencies can move 1% in a day. If that happens you'd make $50,000. Or you'd owe your broker $40,000. |
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Thanks for the background info. We have a new Android release, which i'll check up on today to see what we can see on the crash side of things (it is tracked by google and bugsee). As for the Windows 10 version, i'll check with the team to see if there is anything that we are aware of. Thanks for your patience.
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Hey, big picture you guys are crushing. Appreciate ya. |
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[LEFTED](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/12/netflix-can-be-shorted-back-to-300-says-andrew-left-who-successfully-bet-against-valeant-others.html)
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Rich guy opens a short position on a stock. News at 11. |
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But they caught him! He's a terrible example to use!
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That's the joke |
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bought the 2752 dip at close friday 2755 call.
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RIP |
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Taking it in the ass?
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that is one way, yes. |
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remember to start working that corner
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NOC is the only thing green today. |
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In acquisitions dont the buyers typically go down? Why would NOC go up?
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Because they ain’t buying shit |
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I mean we could all just move to Aussie land but...they have some big spiders over there. I dunno man.
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So this is just a not-having-big-spiders surcharge. Man, that's one expensive service but I hate spiders and snakes too. F. |
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Maybe that's why he made so much money.
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He underperformed market in the past 5 years while everyone got rich in tech. What makes you think he isn’t wrong on tech? It’s here to stay and gets bigger every year |
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Because the whole sector is tanking because some bullshit game called Fortnite.
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i got the fuck out of gaming, will wait until June. |
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K
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Goodbye |
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Care to name a few?
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MU is all you need |
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I'm still pretty shocked people pay $1,000 for a cellphone. Muh free market doesn't mean anything I'd consumers are retarded
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Most probably spread it out like a car payment. I pay mine up front, but at most have paid $500 for a Nexus 6P. But for the great camera, I might buy the next Pixel from Google for $750 or so. |
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Cognitive biases make humans risk averse when seeing gains and risk seeking when seeing losses. (I.e. I’ll hope for a Hail Mary & 100% loss rather than taking a 50-75% loss now and losing low probability potential upside).
Fight your cognitive biases, cut your losses and start a new trade.
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Right? Sell that shit. Buy 275 $FDX calls and drink your tears for nutrients for the next 3 months. |
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*Simple geometry.*
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*complex philosophy* |
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They should change their name to Red Barron's
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They had a story on their front page to sell Apple and Microsoft and buy Facebook. |
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Don’t be sleeping on $STLN
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Put all of those into google and you get at least one cyprian website in the top 25.
Putin just won’t reelection by historic margins, as young voters don’t know they can vote for anyone else.
Buy $STLN |
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I actually am rain man
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Bullshit, its not even cloudy |
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No options just holding stock. Planning to hold for the long run anyways so I'm not tooo hurt
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Buy more So it goes lower then buy more to push it down even lower then give up, sell. But tell a friend when you sell because the minute you sell the market will skyrocket.
Then your friend says fuck off when you want to go on his boat |
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Come to meme at WSB again
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Because my portfolio’s slipping |
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I have a question about your username what are 'tendies' I see this word on WSB a lot and I don't know what it means help me please
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Chicken tenders, the favourite food of our lord and saviour Warren Buffet |
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yeah that's pretty clear now hahaha |
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I wanna know why? Is the data breach thing that serious? Nothing has changed about their fundamentals.
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Their entire business model relies on trust. You can't break that over and over and expect to sweep it under the rug |
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I actually do donate $1000's though.
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Oh yeah, for sure. We do too. Definitely. |
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Just file chapter 9. What money?
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I don’t think you can file it. You have to declare it. |
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The news is they have a “manufacturing facility” in California now (in addition to their Taiwan lab reported earlier), which might mean they are making progress faster than expected. Before this, MicroLED tech seemed like it had a ways to go (Samsung had a prototype at CES but it was low DPI).
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Don't forget. Apple headquarter is located in the heart of the old Silicon Valley. The semi-conducting companies are not as thriving as before, but they're still hanging on. Apple could easily buy out one of the 20 existing OLED companies in the Silicon Valley. |
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How much in VIX calls do you get to hedge volatility?
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Was 5% of my portfolio. Now its more of course and I should sell that soon. Unsure if I should wait until Thursday... |
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!jizz
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Jeb! |
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He should have just signed his return as 'Blade'
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Hahaha...why? |
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The p/e is pathetic tho
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0/0 |
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What risk?
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If the IRS gets a couple of 1099-DIV statements with your name on them, and doesn't see them mentioned on your return, they will invite you in for a little 'chat'. |
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Do it. I dare you. Do it.
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Dumbest shit I heard. People have interested their lives on fb... Tons of pictures. They have so much socially invested into the platform they won't leave.
Then again this guy saying to short is a genius |
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A full YOLO would be to do it in TQQQ.
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You’re right |
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Better then my usual tactic of reacting in the exact opposite direction of the market and losing more money. I’m inverting myself lately and it’s working quite well.
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Nice! Yeah I've been bullish on the market and at times found myself trying to work against the overall momentum on oversold bounces rather than just embracing the bearishness. Had I any brains and strategy I would have flipped my calls to puts when SPY was at $279 and dropping and rode that down ... and been way more profitable. I mean if I'd bought $279 ITM puts I can't even begin to think what they're worth now. Just checked, a lot more than my calls lol. |
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It is -.5% aftermarket and at the low point, it was almost -3%. I wish I sold more puts...
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Did you sellem when it was -3%? Good play though. Wish I could sell that stuff in my TFSA but not allowed margin. |
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To the moon! 🤣
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Nice try trying to keep all those profits to yourself. Down just means it's due for a comeback. Long $XLGTFO or whatever it was. |
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Nigga same, i literally unlocked options 2-3 months ago
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Rough time to start eh? I guess we're seeing her at her rowdiest so the next time we actually get anything resembling the 2017 bull market it'll be like market mecca. Anyways options at least give us the ability to make money both ways which is nice ... or lose it both ways in some cases lol. |
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Yeah because literally any other country does it that way too.
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Not literally any other country. Some countries will show you your tax return before it's filed and you can edit/appeal or approve and they file it. All provided as a service by the government, which is funded by tax payer money and benefits tax payers. What a crazy idea huh |
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Bullshit, its not even cloudy
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Yes it is. Are you stupid? I can see them right outside my window. |
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www.rubmaps.com
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The ol rub and tug |
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Not true.
Step 1: Have no assets
Step 2: Die
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Well I’m halfway there |
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'The' isn't a pronoun you fucking knob.
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absolute unit |
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Oh yeah, for sure. We do too. Definitely.
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I actually just donate all of the profit I make from the market at the end of the year so I don’t have I pay any taxes on my earnings. Figured out how to really game the system that way. |
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Hahaha...why?
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http://www.indiewire.com/2012/11/patton-oswalt-has-some-pretty-awesome-wesley-snipes-stories-from-blade-trinity-103891/ |
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Of course Facebook will go back up. The globalists will definitely buy the dip. The globalists have an interest in any platform that can be used to program the human mind into a hive thought. Personally fuck this. I don't need money this bad to sell myself out to evil. I'll never invest in Facebook. I caution anybody that invests in this stock. Investing in this stock is nothing but sin.
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Sell all tech ETF’s? |
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Booze allows you to borrow tomorrows happiness and spend it today. Happiness on margin basically
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Everclear must be triple leveraged etfs on margin then. Holy fuck. |
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He alledgedly didn’t get banned, just has too low of karma to post
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Well then he still has to do his job |
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I think you’re looking for r/latestagecapitalism
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I hate communism. People need to be free. In every aspect of life to make their own decisions. |
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Who said anything about him being human?
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Jews are human, you asshole |
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Risky click of the day. Not worth it.
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It’s hilarious |
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Hey it’s me, mod of r/weekendgunnit. Never saw the pics. You might want to send to me directly.
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sheeeeeeeeeeeit
even though you're not on the mod list, i'll paint you a mental picture.
imagine a beautifully pale chest, untouched by sunlight. perky reddish brown nipples, hard, not too big and not too small. just right. carefully covered by American flag 'Forever' stamps, but not too carefully. you can see a little bit of areola because i'm naughty. surrounded by a forest of soft black chest hair. |
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I’ll remove any subsequent ones
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Fascist. |
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