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[INST] The other way around: IV is calculated based on premiums. It's an estimation of the real volatility. [/INST] I stand corrected, thx
[INST] Someone needs to make a bot that scrapes his twitter and trades based on his tweets. [/INST] Saw something on CNBC once. Basically has been one for over a year.
[INST] https://i.imgur.com/8isWFf9.png [/INST] Lmfao amazing
[INST] Okay! Stock goes sideways... [/INST] Well if you did the opposite as mentioned and sold that call instead of bought it you'd be fine fuckwit.
[INST] or doesnt live in a first world country. 1k is an above average salary in most of south america for instance [/INST] Do they have stocks there?
[INST] Pray to Papa Elon for a space ride this morning. And wonder why I ever got out of NFLX. [/INST] The Netflix train will not slow down until $500+ grab some calls
[INST] Do you get some allowance / lunch money? It'd be nice to have free yolo money. [/INST] How else do you think he can keep buying dip after dip after dip?
[INST] How have the gains been? I've been considering letting daddy show me what's under the robe [/INST] Gains have been flat. Which for me, is pretty fantastic. Part of the issue if that I aim to buy a suggestion every day. Which means I know have like 20 open positions. And I manually have to guess when to close each one. Once I implement close strategies for daddy, and hook it up to my Robinhoods, I'll be able to lose money much faster
[INST] Ye what is everyone doing ? [/INST] Buying more leaps if we pull back even a little.
[INST] 1) not the best place to learn what this is 2) look up vertical call spreads (says it in the top of the image) - it's an options strategy. [/INST] No joke I think WSB is the BEST place to learn this. You get to see a lot of different option plays and get to see exactly how much you can lose, as long as you let other people do the losing
[INST] I have the opposite. 55 7/20 calls [/INST] You win good sir
[INST] Time to load up on $10 2020 calls? It should easily reach $10 by end of this year let alone the next. Even Buffet owns shares. [/INST] lol if it hits $10 Howard Stern is never coming in to work again.
[INST] No, ur a gay [/INST] Nice
[INST] Post resume [here](https://hireautism.org/) [/INST] savage
[INST] it's much easier not to care when you start with 100 000 instead of 2-5k like average trader. [/INST] 2-5k? Hey look at mr money bags over here. We start with $100 on AMD
[INST] They’re not buying back shares until next q, up buying back shares will increase EPS as it reduces share count and EPS is total earnings divided by share count [/INST] Thank you.
[INST] Man everybody drinks starbucks. If anything hipsters dont drink starbucks. [/INST] >If anything hipsters dont drink starbucks. Like I said. Dutch bros is taking the crown.
[INST] Buy AMZN 1740 call, sell AMZN 1730 call. Max loss gets capped at $1000 [/INST] Even if uncovered? And when would you get max profit?
[INST] Tendies are one hell of a drug... [/INST] Holy fuck, this dude is the ideal WSB goodboi
[INST] the SEC approves everything even chinese fantasy made up companies [/INST] As someone who helps prepare 10-Ks, this is not exactly true. Comment letters make us go into fire drill mode.
[INST] Same boat as you. Saw the massive discount and couldn't help but bite. I think I'm going to try and make it a short play but yesterday's aftermarket looked pretty strong. If it can rally a little bit premarket I might make a quick 20% gain of an exit [/INST] Damn. Just woke up to the wtf.
[INST] Work shits are king. They aren’t terribly productive but they are relaxing as hell. Work shits with no kids or wife to bother you, god, *I FUCKING LOVE WORK SHITS*. [/INST] > with no kids or wife to bother you Never realized this until we had the boy. Now it's like 'BROOO LEMME GO WITHOUT YOU FOR ONCE'
[INST] I’ll sell as soon as stock goes down after 10. Only way i don’t sell is if it keeps creeping up. [/INST] Soooo at 9:30 I was +$250, at 9:35 I was at -$450, so I doubled down again, now have x8 $60 6/29's average price at $1.82. Reaaaaallly wanna sell before end of week or else theta decay gonna eat me alive
[INST] If I wasn’t tied up on IQ call, I’d definitely hold MU long. Calls have always screwed me over for MU, but I’d go long tbh [/INST] I guess Im just too new to calls. Trying to find a balance between my max risk, the risk that it can actually hit the break even price. Like would 8/3 for 325$ be considered good? Its just a lot to balance.
[INST] I got greedy and holy Jesus it hurts. Can't say I don't deserve it but we got time boss [/INST] Trying to add if I can.
[INST] Yup. Goes to show that people project their styles on others. Deep OTM to save for catastrophic loss with barely any capital committed vs your main play. [/INST] I'm assuming hes selling $15,$16 calls? That hedge is still shit with IV as high as it is.
[INST] I know man it’s like when will Sanjay cum? When will I, for that matter It hurts to hold it in [/INST] long $SE $MEN
[INST] Truly biggly [/INST] 真的很大
[INST] that's an amazing price, I'm jealous [/INST] Thanks dad. I put an order for 5 in premarket hoping some idiot would market fill them. Didn't happen but panic selling 10 minutes later did. Did you get out of your Octobers?
[INST] He’s running for president and when he wins he’s gonna give everyone $1k a month since the robots are taking our jobs [/INST] That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever fucking heard
[INST] Without high school degree. You are only allow to trade Pokemon's card. Once you get your highschool degree, you can move onto trading baseball card and shit, and so on [/INST] Specifically 'Mr. Pokemon's' singular card.
[INST] You do know that the market is down right? Not just IQ. Are they all meme stocks? [/INST] stocks are memes this is fact
[INST] who let you in here [/INST] Downvotes hit me just as hard as my JD calls tanking.
[INST] $AMD Has big support at $15.93 if it slips it look out. If not it could bounce back. If I were you I'd wait until after lunch and make a play. [/INST] Already broke through that today. TA is dumb
[INST] 6/29? [/INST] 6/29 30s, and I have 20 contacts for 7/20 $32.
[INST] IQ is still up bigly. What price did you buy in at? [/INST] the top !
[INST] Bought twitter puts yesterday just closed for a 50 bomb ill let you know whats coming next [/INST] LONG TWTR
[INST] Nobody likes a smart ass, but wouldn’t that make him your uncle? [/INST] Family secrets man.
[INST] also true. I feel much more confident buying AMC's pass knowing the company enjoys making money. hopefully they don't change the terms on the fly like movie pass also. [/INST] > I feel much more confident buying AMC's pass knowing the company enjoys making money. This reads as 'I'm much more confident giving AMC more money because AMC likes making money.'
[INST] Sure. And GE is also worth billions. Too bad being worth billions has very little to do with deep otm options. [/INST] ahh srry i wasn't clear i'm a bag holding stock fag
[INST] Should've bought LEAPs when it IPO'd [/INST] Should've started Visa.
[INST] poor advice. recessions are so temporary they should be ignored. 2009 crashed and by 2011 we were in green territory (generally speaking). if you miss the recession you will probably also miss its rally. [/INST] yea, you are right. Historically, markets always tend to go up. The Fed has to hit their annual 2% inflation target.
[INST] combined with my calls i lost like 800, pretty shit [/INST] I'm down $18k on SOGO calls and stock. Was up over $60k the day before Trump's 2nd tariff memo.
[INST] 'Stock B has good long term prospects and returns' is not even close to a reasonable response to 'I doubled up overnight on huge money with a bear spread on Stock A.' It's like if I hit a home run, and someone responds with 'ENDURANCE RUNNERS LIVE LONGER AND ARE IN BETTER SHAPE THAN BASEBALL PLAYERS.' Sure, it's true, but what the fuck does it have to do with anything? [/INST] The circlejerk is so strong you can get hated on for simply not hating on. I just think grape is an overall good contributor to wsb, so I said he was “alright”. I didn’t really defend his argument at all, and I even agreed that people weren’t here for what he was saying. It feels like I’m in a front page sub right now...
[INST] Solid fucking collection dude. I'm just getting interested in watches and am hoping to build out some of my collection before I graduate. Solid call with the datejust tho. I was initially between a Datejust and a GS but decided to set a 2k budget on the watch and go for a vacation instead. [/INST] Hey fag bois, we’re here for yachts, not tasteless guido jewelry. Watches are basically pinky rings at this point.
[INST] Going to short SHOP as more small businesses get fucked and forced to close down. [/INST] I’m going all in at MU calls for 66 8/3!
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[INST] Yeah if the market made sense then AMD would already be up, but lucky for everyone stock prices reflect how horses feel about cucumbers or some shit I can't understand [/INST] It seems horses do *not* like cucumbers. I need to add this to my daily DD.
[INST] I'm sure it's going to recover but right now everyone is screwed. All my calls are 7/20 and later but worry about time decay. People who have calls expiring sooner are dead. [/INST] Rip my 61.5 MU 6/29 calls
[INST] Also their main leader appears to be going through some sort of rebellious existential crisis [/INST] As long as Musk doesn't pull a McAfee, $TSLA will keep rising like the thin crust of skin holding in a giant bolus of pus from a festering wound.
[INST] Concerns over an internet sales tax proposal. Probably gonna be a red day [/INST] ??? Internet sales tax?
[INST] Who is “early” and why’d he buy? [/INST] He bought so he could 'sell it to soon.'
[INST] You have almost two months....better panic sell now [/INST] Lol buy high sell low. I have made a few hundred on buying/selling this option before so I guess not really my first option but my first company I’ve been watching. Just don’t really know a whole lot about time decay yet or IV :/
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[INST] You’re burning theta at 14% per day currently. I’d say you’re screwed, but then again I’ve had a lot of “screwed” plays lately that somehow work out for me so good luck [/INST] Got scared and sold... Bought some JPM calls for the 29th. I hate money
[INST] Tell him about SELLING options. [/INST] Naked options, it's basically free money
[INST] We did it bro it's over 420, now a push to 425 by EOD and I'll be happy my fds I bought yesterday won't expire worthless 😁 [/INST] Sell me on it, besides the fact you holding contracts, you see it as a good long term play? And I hope you sold those options ASAP today.
[INST] Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger? [/INST] Buried alive in a minefield is what it sounds like
[INST] why did i let the $70/$75 julys entice me [/INST] The siren song singing tendy tunes has lured many a sailor in her days.
[INST] > with no kids or wife to bother you Never realized this until we had the boy. Now it's like 'BROOO LEMME GO WITHOUT YOU FOR ONCE' [/INST] *I JUST WANT TO SHIT IN PEACE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!*
[INST] How many dollars is a dollar worth in Venezuela? Think I found a way to get more profits from stocks guys I'm working something out in my head [/INST] 1 dollar = 1 dollar. Bolivares on the other hand...
[INST] if you're married it should be a financial partnership otherwise don't get married it's not the 50s anymore [/INST] Or people can get married and still do what they want? Shocker I know.
[INST] So short TSLA? What you suggest? [/INST] Short yourself and do us a favor
[INST] Buddy, i'm not a fucking Sogou executive, im here for the Chinese money too. [/INST] Well then... goodluck
[INST] Whoops. [Sided with South Dakota.](https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/21/us-supreme-court-wayfair-south-dakota-sales-tax/720789002/) [/INST] yeah oh well
[INST] Can I sue the market for bodily harm?? [/INST] as soon as im done with your asshole
[INST] Yea. Even the mountain was trying to stop him. [/INST] mountain: bro m: brooo m: BROOOOOOOOOOO m: bitch fine *crash* *scrape* *thunk* *thuuuuuuuud* *pwisssh crack* m: You did you.
[INST] Oh for sure, but the guy in OP definitely was picturing himself in a Warren Miller video when he dove off that mountain. [/INST] ended up looking like he came from a Frank Miller comic after doe
[INST] Fall right into his trap [/INST] The 10q says he’s willing to sell for 15m.....lol
[INST] It's right in the name. [/INST] EA SPORTS Ahahaha
[INST] Nah was underground [/INST] just to know what it's like to be your portfolio?
[INST] First big gain-> wife appeasement fund All future DiviTends -> YOLO [/INST] Implying i have gains before killing the account.
[INST] last ER was exactly the same, but it dropped over 10% in the first 2-3 days [/INST] You think this is people selling at a 'peak' to recognize maximum gainz short term, or something else?
[INST] Is Stubhub or Wish even publicly traded? [/INST] Wish is traded on otcmkts and stubhub is part of eBay
[INST] One dude already owns 53% of the shares according to their filings, which is how he controls the company. [/INST] Who the mother fuck owns any other percentage with this kind of lunacy at the wheel? Serious question cuz I def want in
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[INST] thanks for being relatable buddy ol' pal xD just tying my shoe laces so I can go run in traffic [/INST] If you braid them you can make a pretty reliable noose.
[INST] He was a piece of shit CEO this is good for Intel [/INST] What was their stock price when he started?
[INST] Tbh idk I deleted RH off my phone. [/INST] These are the pro plays I read this subreddit for
[INST] Nope. ACB = TENDIES. [/INST] ACB is -26% YTD. Why bother shorting ACB when you can just long Canopy for 32% YTD?
[INST] 3k write off till u die tho [/INST] I made it back already haha but it was nice making 100k in the last year or two in cap gains without getting taxed on it.. im paying estimated now for this year and hate it..
[INST] Those are selling for $5 right now. Where’d you get in? [/INST] 4.90 on the 18th.
[INST] Agreed, not sure who's in the wrong here.... [/INST] Dude, the guy fucked with your tendies and disregarded his employment contract. Its obvious.
[INST] He’s gonna close a loophole that every other industrialized country in the world has closed, effectively sending the bill to the owners of the job stealing robots [/INST] There isn't a single industrialized nation that has implemented a universal basic income program.
[INST] This list is solely based on the volume of options. It’s not ranking them based on the collective $ amount of premiums or the underlying, although that would be interesting to see. [/INST] Yeah that's what I'm getting at. I think activity in terms of volume of money is interesting.
[INST] Let’s acquire the company and strip it of it’s assets! [/INST] $400 checking account divided by everyone in this sub is more money than WSB made today in total. Risk/Reward checks out.
[INST] [Proof of Autism](https://imgur.com/0KiNRRH) [/INST] Thank you AnusBlaster5000
[INST] It's not a day trade if you start the day with a sell and then follow up with a buy. It's only a day trade if you sell shares that were bought earlier that day. [/INST] do you know if brokerages use lifo or fifo when it comes to counting something as day trade?
[INST] A watched stonk never moons [/INST] Hence why i sold NVDA at 180 fml
[INST] Is that your official statement? 'I sad'? [/INST] He had to sell the rest of his letters to release his margin call.
[INST] Fucked this guy. Wait... [/INST] This guy fucked? Wait...
[INST] I think it's day traders and MM's keeping price down due to massive call OI [/INST] I agree. Hoping they let off a bit after friday so my 7/20s can breathe.
[INST] this is more like the fake bar fight scene in GWH. [/INST] Do you like apples?
[INST] It's cause they're in China. You have to adjust for being on the other side of the earth. [/INST] Bruh they still in the northern hemisphere.
[INST] Buy low, sell lower [/INST] Innovation
[INST] Papa jay and Su bae should mate and discuss a merger today. Then rename the company to 'Advanced Micron Devices' so that both my MU and AMD calls shoot to the MUUUUUn [/INST] No I don’t want gaymd anywhere near MU.
[INST] Chinese people don't pay for their shows Source: parents bought a rooted AndroidTV box for $20 so they can watch all their (Chinese) shows [/INST] THey will if the politboro demands it
[INST] What was their stock price when he started? [/INST] It more than doubled under his tenure. These guys saying things about how bad he was at leading the company are just PCMR nerds I'm sure
[INST] As long as there are tranny hookers nearby. Pretty sure my wife is gonna leave me after this. [/INST] With nearby tranny hookers nearby you'll have a qt trap wife in no time.
[INST] I guess what I've learned from this is to just short EVERYTHING [/INST] What goes up must come down