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[INST] I can still close it myself on 6/22 prior to 1 hour before end of day right? [/INST] Don’t be a fool, you still have theta decay to account for, so sell tomorrow at 10.
[INST] I need to have more money to be able to do this without committing day trades... [/INST] shame on you for committing day trades -SEC probably
[INST] Too volatile, and if MU doesn't get bought up from 4.5 forward p/e, then I don't know what counts as a catalyst for them. Just hold on and wait for the rocket ship to take off. [/INST] Buy jan 19 calls, easy money.
[INST] why such confidence from Elong? its either a partnership or announcing the coast to coast drive in M3. [/INST] Why such confidence from Elrond? Autism.
[INST] Yeah, selling the 6/22s was smart. Still holding my 6/29 $60's, probably gonna sell in the morning though. [/INST] I’ll sell as soon as stock goes down after 10. Only way i don’t sell is if it keeps creeping up.
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[INST] Loss* [/INST] Bought to cover before the call to avoid additional volatility
[INST] Same minus the options [/INST] same same
[INST] Wow very bad entries. 140s were like .90 yesterday [/INST] I bought them on Monday
[INST] Or people that bought shit 3+ months out. [/INST] Or people that simply bought 6/29 for a fraction more
[INST] The most appropriate WSB response. [/INST] 'you guys are autistic, you should only pick winners'
[INST] Take that filthy fuckin mouth over to personal finance and blow a clown on the way [/INST] Hahhhhhahhaa
[INST] You know the truth. But alas, the rest of us will chase $AMD and $MU and Walmart for gains, when All we have to do is buy a call on Amazon every week. You saw the light, you heard the sound, you took the prize. [/INST] What strike/expiry would you get for AMZN now?
[INST] Oh my god, this is awesome. Somebody's field of fucks is completely barren. [/INST] 'The ACCR shareholder's MOTTO during the ONSLAUGHT: PAIN!'
[INST] It happens with iMessages too [/INST] That’s happened with my Verizon too. It’s just Apple being fucky
[INST] ^ and also the fact that a majority of it is subsidized by the US government EDIT: which also lets universities artificially inflate the price of tuition + room & board [/INST] And it can never be discharged through bankruptcy...
[INST] Nice thanks. What is a good daily volume? [/INST] more than 3, which is what this has -- I generally don't trade options under 500 volume and that's thin.
[INST] The one that matters. [/INST] Username relevant af
[INST] people who speak romance languages like spanish [/INST] Paint me like one of your French girls
[INST] 'two work' [/INST] He had one cob
[INST] what is FD [/INST] Nobody tell him
[INST] Serious question: what kind of skills do you have to possess to get this job? Thanks. [/INST] Be young Very young Study hard + CFA Work insane hours for years PRAY cause the job is going down the drain
[INST] Now Michigan [/INST] MULTIPLE LOCATIONS!
[INST] What's a call? [/INST] are you on t-mobile too?
[INST] Why do I have to work your second job? [/INST] You should get a second job like me to pay for your gambling addiction
[INST] I'm glad! I showed my friends and they didn't understand my bewilderment. [/INST] Sad Pablo?
[INST] Getting back into emerging markets? [/INST] VNM for life yo
[INST] No, not the coffee pot! [/INST] The horror!
[INST] not in the short term but certainly in the long term. [/INST] My theory is that they estimated guidance low because of the China situation. The only thing that they needed to do was to continue establishing the narrative that the sector is secular now. IMO, $3.30 does that.
[INST] Not enough to buy $90's [/INST] https://i.imgur.com/SPDVeEu.png Come join me in the promise land.
[INST] Take your gains and spend them on a set of [these] (https://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341) bad boys then jam your member in there.. [/INST] Can I fuck it?
[INST] I call this January 2.0 see January-Feb chart for more details Edit: look at Canadian ticker for run up December into Jan for previous ATH. This will be no different. Slightly higher run up, and as big of a fall. Screenshot this for reference come end of July/August. Also google short interest canopy. Long term company will do very well, short term the big boys will take it back to reality [/INST] >Also google short interest canopy. Rocket fuel
[INST] hahahahahahaha oh boy, remind me in 2 years, guarantee that half these shit IPO's will be found as scams [/INST] There’s two sectors I won’t touch. Biotech and Chinese stocks. Sure you could end up loaded you could also just as easily lose everything. MU options take care of both of these for me. And MU is actually a solid company that isn’t a sham or ponzi scheme.
[INST] What the hell did she say? [/INST] No idea but I swear he looks like shkrelis
[INST] ok bby have fun wasting your money trying to prove something that can neither be proven nor disproven [/INST] https://youtu.be/gMShFx5rThI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3lByx59ns there are multiple parts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9DsGs3oU4c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEYh7eNtVro
[INST] Buying $20k worth on opening bell [/INST] Market cap is 34k according to [google](https://www.google.com/search?q=ACCR&oq=ACCR&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60j69i61j69i60.871j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8). Edit: i was good to chip in for a WSB takeover. Imagine what we could do with majority shareholders of an actual publicly traded company!
[INST] Damn son ... Speaking of potential nut busts: I was up $500 at 945am, and I didn’t bust that nut. An hour later I was negative 200 .... Don’t hold the nut for too long Not sure why I’m telling you this. I just need a shoulder to lean on OP — or a circle jerk ... [/INST] Shit, practically the same thing happened to me today. By 9:40 I was up over $1,500 on positions opened at 9:30. The limits put in place by my incredibly novel deep-learning based algorithmic trading system executed, realizing the gains. We're two of a kind, you and I.
[INST] Weed is now too mainstream Imma sell shirts and hats with a big pile of white powder and a razor blade on a mirror. [/INST] What is your ticker? OD?
[INST] Hey guys I’m sure there’s a LGBT subreddit somewhere you guys can finish this convo in. [/INST] Lmao
[INST] Fuck I got 7/6s [/INST] Same here. 60.5 strike
[INST] We really do [/INST] I thought you lived in Boise.
[INST] I turned this comment into a meme lul [/INST] I just realized my comment helped spurt the thread that produced a beautiful meme. Well done.
[INST] His second problem is being so far OTM. A little lower and some of these would be solid [/INST] Did you assume my gender? Reee
[INST] they were cheap, i saw some guy mention cheap october calls so i took a look at them. gives plenty of time for a recovery too [/INST] Time value of options. Might wanna google
[INST] How long is it originally? [/INST] |---| On a 4k screen btw
[INST] Pancakes > waffles [/INST] Hey fuck you, I thought I could trust you and now this
[INST] Do the opposite of what you think is right [/INST] Okay! Stock goes sideways...
[INST] Up 33.33% today. Up to 0.00040 USD Edit: Market cap of 34.44K. Jesus i could outright buy this tomorrow morning. [/INST] Do it
[INST] Join me bb [/INST] Campus tour??
[INST] Sequels are never as good as the original [/INST] Tell that to Rocky
[INST] Ride the train just till before they crash then beanie babies were huge. Not saying you have to stay long just enjoy the ride for a bit [/INST] bro this looks like it just popped last month and has been trending downward for 2 weeks now not sure how high you think this'll go before people forget about them but looks like the play here is either a quick short or leap puts. if you own the stock just don't hold onto it for too long edit: effin a man they wanna charge me 3.7954/ share to short this trash
[INST] No [/INST] Yes
[INST] Shut up pussy. I bought my calls at the fucking peak like a true autist and held those heavy ass bags for WEEKS! Come at me bro! [/INST] pls tell me they were 80's
[INST] Bought 10 shares in my Roth at $334 and was not even suprised they cracked $400 in this short period of time. They're potential for original content internationally is huge. Easy $600 by end of year [/INST] $600? Lol more likely back to $300
[INST] I actually called the phone number listed on the SEC filing. He's totally nuts but a nice guy. Kept on talking about some marijuana related domain names he bought. [/INST] Damn kinda sad. Lucid enough to navigate corporate filings to 'sell' shares of your 'company,' keep your linkedin updated and all that but clearly off the rockers.
[INST] What is that asks the person who just invested. [/INST] I didn't invest, I basically shorted.
[INST] Small cap has been killing it. 2000 companies > 30 mostly random companies. [/INST] Ban Dow.
[INST] I'll sell 2! If I had that much money I could just buy a new one! [/INST] So we are into Kidney futures now?
[INST] Think my grandfather told me about this. It was the OG WSB in his day. [/INST] Yeah man who doesn't remember investor shub
[INST] If you’re selling them against the two you already have they’re not naked, if you’re really limited on capital you probably won’t be able to get as much back as you’re going to lose but it would be worth calculating [/INST] Not sure i understand...
[INST] So next one is going to be really big that would make 2008 look like a joke [/INST] Pretty much and it’s not just individuals abusing credit, it’s large fortune 500’s Many of them are leveraged at 5:1 debt to earnings. When the bubble bursts it’s gonna be huge
[INST] Find another you community currently with better following I dare ya [/INST] This sentence is all twisted
[INST] Sorry I’m retarded but which gap? [/INST] The one in our hearts.
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[INST] 1.25% on cap gains? [/INST] Yes
[INST] he needs a bib and some elbow pads too [/INST] And a towel
[INST] You’re either poor or you get shitty hair cuts. [/INST] Why not both?
[INST] so what is the appropriate value, also its too bad u dont have those extra 20 shares. Then you could at least sell covered calls. [/INST] I don't know how to sell covered calls
[INST] New new stock market [/INST] Shit I’m starting New new new stock market in Thailand.
[INST] I do not feel a prediction of an almost 10% gain in a day deserves a response. [/INST] You're full of shit yo, 10% gain in a day isn't too extreme. This thing gapped up after hours almost 3 dollars from the low of 57.89 to 60.88 or something. Premarket it could gap up again and potentially pop at open before falling down to 60 again
[INST] Damn I was hoping for Asian Leo [/INST] https://i.imgur.com/8isWFf9.png
[INST] bought at $545. current value is 1875. so 1330. i regret not buying more obviously [/INST] nice not bad
[INST] He sold when he was thrown clear of the kayak. Also when he lost his paddle. Also when he hit his head on the ground. This is why you wear a helmet while you trade. [/INST] My mom says I have to wear my helmet all the time.
[INST] oh thats the same chick, lucky OP [/INST] If he wanted to date a 45 year old fat man, ya, super lucky.
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[INST] Ok but can I sue [/INST] You can sue, but you can't Su. Long AMD
[INST] I'm fairly confident in this trade, but yes time will tell and it will be important to keep a price notification for a stop on this one. [/INST] So if you get fucking steamrolled when are you willing to take the loss?? 1800 1850? 1900? What strike price?
[INST] Im doin cock push ups rn [/INST] Well, just the one, but still...
[INST] Holy fuck you're Chinese and you haven't called China and asked if IQ is the real deal? [/INST] My Taiwanese hair cutter watches IQiyi stuff and the old lady hair cutter too on the iPad
[INST] https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2018/06/20/tesla-sues-former-employee-as-elon-musk-signals-hunt-for-saboteurs/?utm_term=.d5e05a276811 [/INST] Paywall
[INST] QD [/INST] and $NEW
[INST] This. Weak hands hold no tendies! [/INST] Por que no los dos? Then get cucked by theta when it sideways trades
[INST] From my observation these Asian girls are usually from the bottom of the barrel [/INST] Nah, I’ve seen it both ways.
[INST] I like the red. makes me feel at home [/INST] *You merely adopted the redness*
[INST] Bro I can be in and out 5 mins Max. Slow shitters would die back in neanderthal days. [/INST] Then again, neanderthals wouldn't do good on the stock market if they only shit for 5 minutes.
[INST] so they closing stores and diseased or opening them up and expanding, make up your mind? i honestly just think they're closing stores that got taken advantage of and became unprofitable after they made that rule about not kicking people out for not buying anything and the market is just over reacting. still op, dont try to catch the knife wait for them to stabilize. [/INST] https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/barbarathau/2018/06/20/as-business-stalls-starbucks-triples-store-closure-rate-with-plans-to-shutter-150-locations/amp/ They’re closing stores in the US and trying something new in China. They have a new CEO. Time will tell if it works but it’s obvious the US isn’t working anymore
[INST] What about a 65/80 spread w/ lower theta [/INST] I was looking at 65/75, good for a triple and high chance of hitting max gain
[INST] Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. If it pushes through and holds that line it should pump up quite a bit, but if it drops I'm pulling around 360 and waiting until it finds support again. [/INST] Here’s to hoping the next couple of hours go well.
[INST] Every day I look at I'm like 'WHAT. now its trading at \*this many\* times earnings. unreal.' it doesnt matter, it'll keep climbing as long as i dont buy calls [/INST] exactly my thoughts.. this ntflx train is unstoppable.. like seriously, what could cause this to drop? Competition? NOPE.. maybe a sex scandal?
[INST] What is your advice on buying calls? If it moons this morning/today should I stay away? I own shares anyway I've got a couple grand kicking around and considering some slightly otm jan calls. What do you think? [/INST] Prior to ER Jan $65's and $70's were pretty sweet, will have to reevaluate after we see what happens with share price today.
[INST] 5% doesn’t do it for you? [/INST] This puts us at where we were.... On June 12. Of course it's not enough. It's basically just making up the stupidity of the dip during market all time highs in the past week.
[INST] Same here, all $159 of my Robinhood. Fuck!!!! [/INST] Investment plan: * 11 shares of $MGTA * $5 Foot Long
[INST] AMZN $3.5k by Dec 2020. [/INST] 320k by 2030, gtfo daddy warren
[INST] Worst case scenario was probably a $400k loss if Tesla went to 380 and stayed there all week [/INST] Which was totally possible. Dude got lucky AF
[INST] at this point wait and see what happens today then reassess [/INST] Word. Do some firms release upgrades intraday or do you think we’ve heard most of them for today
[INST] eh, we'll see. I'm too jaded after the past year. I think we'll see -20% from whatever the peak will be post earnings, which might be the high today. [/INST] Steak dinner a danglin here on that 20%! AMD holders were jaded after 2017 too. Without going into the specifics on that name, there was only so long it could be held down until the market started to believe. Honestly seeing so many parallels on the psychology here, but you have been closer to MU than I, so we’ll see...
[INST] Paid for free movies? I love when I go to a restaurant and pay then get free food [/INST] You know what I mean you pedantic cuck
[INST] It did [/INST] it still gives me wood
[INST] Dolla dolla DOW [/INST] I can just imagine Drake or Jay Z rapping this like in Pound Cake.
[INST] >What's your worst characteristic? as you can c, im lazy [/INST] \> best? v resourceful.