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['"From his first months in office, President Obama secretly ordered increasingly sophisticated attacks on the computer systems that run Iran\'s main nuclear enrichment facilities, significantly expanding America\'s first sustained use of cyberweapons, according to participants in the program."', 'Govt using worms and attacking foreign govnt sitre?! HACKERS!'] | "From his first months in office, President Obama secretly ordered increasingly sophisticated attacks on the computer systems that run Iran's main nuclear enrichment facilities, significantly expanding America's first sustained use of cyberweapons, according to participants in the program."
Govt using worms and attacking foreign govnt sitre?! HACKERS! | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['43 dead dogs found in Delaware home, 31 severely neglected animals seized', '[deleted]', 'My dog is a rescue from an animal hoarder. She is the sweetest little thing, but house training her was a brutal battle.', "You're a great person for sticking with her training!", "No praise necessary. She is definitely worth the effort. Her personality is exceptionally outgoing and friendly and playful. They got her out when she was about 6 months old, and we've had her for over a year now. When police took her, she was in terrible health (fleas, mange, worms, etc.), but she's thriving now with no lasting effects (fingers crossed). "] | 43 dead dogs found in Delaware home, 31 severely neglected animals seized
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My dog is a rescue from an animal hoarder. She is the sweetest little thing, but house training her was a brutal battle.
You're a great person for sticking with her training!
No praise necessary. She is definitely worth the effort. Her personality is exceptionally outgoing and friendly and playful. They got her out when she was about 6 months old, and we've had her for over a year now. When police took her, she was in terrible health (fleas, mange, worms, etc.), but she's thriving now with no lasting effects (fingers crossed). | worms | worm | false | null |
['6-year-old admonished for taking a knee during Pledge of Allegiance at Florida school', "I am all for protesting but I don't like the recent trend of adults using their children to push these social issues. Forcing your kid to be a martyr for your social issue seems wrong to me. I know enough 6 year olds to know somebody told this kid what to say and do. ", "You mean, like religion? I'm pretty sure this is how all parents raise their kids, they impart their beliefs on them. ", "Oh geez. Don't open that can of worms. I've seen people suggest it's ok to force religion on your kid, but political views and other opinions are a big no no to even think about suggesting to them."] | 6-year-old admonished for taking a knee during Pledge of Allegiance at Florida school
I am all for protesting but I don't like the recent trend of adults using their children to push these social issues. Forcing your kid to be a martyr for your social issue seems wrong to me. I know enough 6 year olds to know somebody told this kid what to say and do.
You mean, like religion? I'm pretty sure this is how all parents raise their kids, they impart their beliefs on them.
Oh geez. Don't open that can of worms. I've seen people suggest it's ok to force religion on your kid, but political views and other opinions are a big no no to even think about suggesting to them. | worms | worm | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['A girl who was suffering from agonising stomach pains in hospital was discovered to be riddled with tape worms, after her mother had made her eat them to lose weight before a beauty pageant.', 'Oh god. I just googled them. I think I always thought that tape worms were microscopic parasites. This woman really made her kid ingest live worm eggs. '] | A girl who was suffering from agonising stomach pains in hospital was discovered to be riddled with tape worms, after her mother had made her eat them to lose weight before a beauty pageant.
Oh god. I just googled them. I think I always thought that tape worms were microscopic parasites. This woman really made her kid ingest live worm eggs. | worms | worm | false | null |
['A narrow ribbon of road linking the Florida Keys with the mainland is the front line in a renewed fight against maggots that can eat livestock and pets alive.', 'Those worms are the frontline of an alien invasion folks. The government is trying to keep this covered up but we should all be afraid.'] | A narrow ribbon of road linking the Florida Keys with the mainland is the front line in a renewed fight against maggots that can eat livestock and pets alive.
Those worms are the frontline of an alien invasion folks. The government is trying to keep this covered up but we should all be afraid. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas', '[removed]', 'They waited until the 2nd media update you fucking retard.', 'Just for posterity, "FLOOR_APE" commented:\n\n> You are gutless, disgusting worms for keeping discussion of this locked down until you could confirm it was a white guy and had a narrative ready to go.\n\nt_d rears its ugly head yet again.'] | Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas
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They waited until the 2nd media update you fucking retard.
Just for posterity, "FLOOR_APE" commented:
> You are gutless, disgusting worms for keeping discussion of this locked down until you could confirm it was a white guy and had a narrative ready to go.
t_d rears its ugly head yet again. | worms | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Amazon hired an army of employees to say nice things about it on Twitter, and it shows how big its reputation problem has gotten', 'I find this ironic considering they have banned people from the community for accepting free or discounted items in exchange for honest reviews. Assholes! ', 'As an Amazon affiliate, I can tell you that you have no fucking clue how it works. \nThe "so-called ban" ws a PR token gesture to deflect from the real can of worms.'] | Amazon hired an army of employees to say nice things about it on Twitter, and it shows how big its reputation problem has gotten
I find this ironic considering they have banned people from the community for accepting free or discounted items in exchange for honest reviews. Assholes!
As an Amazon affiliate, I can tell you that you have no fucking clue how it works.
The "so-called ban" ws a PR token gesture to deflect from the real can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Anonymous Has Now Taken Down 20,000 ISIS Twitter Accounts, Promises to Go On', 'Why didnt Twitter just take them down temselves?', "There was a good answer on the last similar thread about this, and it came from someone involved in social media professionally. \n\nThe tldr was that when will it stop? . Like, it is technically freedom of speech and there are clearly tons of accounts. At what point does it become wrong to take accounts off line? \n\nAccording to them, twitter is still operating in the red and to do this jot only costs money, but brings up a whole bag of worms of freedom of speech. \n\nLike you can't say freedom of speech doesn't matter whether or not the speech is bat shit crazy to you. \n\nAlso money. It would take a lot of time and money for Twitter, who again isn't yet profitable, to monitor that shit. "] | Anonymous Has Now Taken Down 20,000 ISIS Twitter Accounts, Promises to Go On
Why didnt Twitter just take them down temselves?
There was a good answer on the last similar thread about this, and it came from someone involved in social media professionally.
The tldr was that when will it stop? . Like, it is technically freedom of speech and there are clearly tons of accounts. At what point does it become wrong to take accounts off line?
According to them, twitter is still operating in the red and to do this jot only costs money, but brings up a whole bag of worms of freedom of speech.
Like you can't say freedom of speech doesn't matter whether or not the speech is bat shit crazy to you.
Also money. It would take a lot of time and money for Twitter, who again isn't yet profitable, to monitor that shit. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Ben & Jerry’s Is Going Non-GMO', 'I\'m all for mandatory GMO labeling if farmers markets are also required to put "WARNING. THIS FOOD HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION BY THE USDA" stickers on all of their produce. It\'s technically true so who cares if consumers are scared off by the implication?', "We should add to the label the amount of pesticides and herbicides added to the field. It's usually higher for organic.", 'How is the use of pesticides and herbicides organic?', 'There is actually a large list of pesticides and herbicides that can be used on crops and still have the crops be called organic. Check out BT Toxin. BT is short for Bacillus thuringiensis which is a leaf bacteria that produced a crystalline protein that lyses the gut lining of predatory worms and other bugs. They spray that alllll over organic crops. Our definition of organic in this country is more about marketing than giving the customer what they want.'] | Ben & Jerrys Is Going Non-GMO
I'm all for mandatory GMO labeling if farmers markets are also required to put "WARNING. THIS FOOD HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION BY THE USDA" stickers on all of their produce. It's technically true so who cares if consumers are scared off by the implication?
We should add to the label the amount of pesticides and herbicides added to the field. It's usually higher for organic.
How is the use of pesticides and herbicides organic?
There is actually a large list of pesticides and herbicides that can be used on crops and still have the crops be called organic. Check out BT Toxin. BT is short for Bacillus thuringiensis which is a leaf bacteria that produced a crystalline protein that lyses the gut lining of predatory worms and other bugs. They spray that alllll over organic crops. Our definition of organic in this country is more about marketing than giving the customer what they want. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Broadband CEOs to FCC: "We\'re not a utility" - The major U.S. providers say reclassifying broadband as a utility would cost billions and result in slow speeds and fewer choices for consumers.', "Those same Broadband CEO's opened up this can of worms by fighting Net Neutrality. Frankly I don't care if we get it from reclassifying broadband or through some other mechanism, so long as we get Net Neutrality.\n\nStop fighting against Net Neutrality or suffer the consequences."] | Broadband CEOs to FCC: "We're not a utility" - The major U.S. providers say reclassifying broadband as a utility would cost billions and result in slow speeds and fewer choices for consumers.
Those same Broadband CEO's opened up this can of worms by fighting Net Neutrality. Frankly I don't care if we get it from reclassifying broadband or through some other mechanism, so long as we get Net Neutrality.
Stop fighting against Net Neutrality or suffer the consequences. | worms | worm | true | PROFESSION_ORGANIZATION_COMPANY |
['California activists want water restrictions to include oil industry', 'bawww running out of water \n\nnext to biggest body of water in the solar system', "That's the next can of worms, Desalination takes a lot of energy and time, how would we get more power to desalinate? Nuclear maybe? Oh, but that's worse than Hitler, can't have nuclear."] | California activists want water restrictions to include oil industry
bawww running out of water
next to biggest body of water in the solar system
That's the next can of worms, Desalination takes a lot of energy and time, how would we get more power to desalinate? Nuclear maybe? Oh, but that's worse than Hitler, can't have nuclear. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Choose American Classic Spa Filters For Spa Water Purification', 'American Classic Spa Filters has the technical specifications needed to provide complete protection to swimming pool swimmers from dust, sand, worms and other harmful contaminants polluting the water. It is durable and easy to install in pool waters.'] | Choose American Classic Spa Filters For Spa Water Purification
American Classic Spa Filters has the technical specifications needed to provide complete protection to swimming pool swimmers from dust, sand, worms and other harmful contaminants polluting the water. It is durable and easy to install in pool waters. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused of destroying evidence in school massacre lawsuit', "I'm waiting for Trump to tweet that Alex is innocent and that it's a disgrace the media is ruining him.", 'Trump did have a bit of a twitter rant about censorship and how conservatives are being taken down from social media while fake news CNN and MSNBC are allowed to remain. He doesn’t say Jones directly but it can definitely be seen as a vague reference to him.', 'People need to be paying more attention to the fact that these companies silenced someone. Remove that it’s Alex Jones, remove that it was “hate speech”, these companies silenced a public voice. They have opened a can of worms as to what is and is not allowed. We have the right to free speech. If you don’t like what someone has to say, challenge them. Do not celebrate their censorship. '] | Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused of destroying evidence in school massacre lawsuit
I'm waiting for Trump to tweet that Alex is innocent and that it's a disgrace the media is ruining him.
Trump did have a bit of a twitter rant about censorship and how conservatives are being taken down from social media while fake news CNN and MSNBC are allowed to remain. He doesnt say Jones directly but it can definitely be seen as a vague reference to him.
People need to be paying more attention to the fact that these companies silenced someone. Remove that its Alex Jones, remove that it was hate speech, these companies silenced a public voice. They have opened a can of worms as to what is and is not allowed. We have the right to free speech. If you dont like what someone has to say, challenge them. Do not celebrate their censorship. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["Crowd Stunned After Valedictorian Rips Up Speech, Recites Lord's Prayer", "I love people who buck the system of stupidity. I don't even practice religion, but I respect this guy for not following principles laid out by cowardly, argumentative little worms who want to condemn religion. "] | Crowd Stunned After Valedictorian Rips Up Speech, Recites Lord's Prayer
I love people who buck the system of stupidity. I don't even practice religion, but I respect this guy for not following principles laid out by cowardly, argumentative little worms who want to condemn religion. | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['FBI says man with 200-pound bomb had Election Day plot', "\\> **The FBI said in court filings that Rosenfeld, after being pulled over on Tuesday, confessed to ordering large quantities of black powder over the internet and having the substance delivered to “a location in New Jersey.”** \n\n\u200b\n\nEverything's legal in New Jersey", 'Buddy of mine bought 6 red belly piranha via the web. $120 with overnight shipping, from New Jersey. Never understood why, but it was fun feeding them worms '] | FBI says man with 200-pound bomb had Election Day plot
\> **The FBI said in court filings that Rosenfeld, after being pulled over on Tuesday, confessed to ordering large quantities of black powder over the internet and having the substance delivered to a location in New Jersey.**
Everything's legal in New Jersey
Buddy of mine bought 6 red belly piranha via the web. $120 with overnight shipping, from New Jersey. Never understood why, but it was fun feeding them worms | worms | worm | false | null |
['Federal judge rules DC ban on handguns unconstitutional', '[deleted]', "Because it means our government still treats us like adults and believes the majority of people that purchase them aren't bad people. Once you loose a freedom, you rarely get it back. I hope more good than bad happens from this ruling. The question you have to ask yourself (and all citizens of every country must ask) is how much freedom and at what cost are you willing to pay for it?\nGuns are legal vs possibly more murders by guns\nFreedom of speech vs potentially opening a can of worms (racism hate speech bla bla bla)\nLegalize drugs vs possible deaths (overdose crime bla bla bla)\nIt comes down to very small matters like\nDriving an unsmogged car or not being SURVEILLED BY THE NSA!!! \nIdk man, guns are cool and I'm happy we are still fighting for them, maybe I'm nieve."] | Federal judge rules DC ban on handguns unconstitutional
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Because it means our government still treats us like adults and believes the majority of people that purchase them aren't bad people. Once you loose a freedom, you rarely get it back. I hope more good than bad happens from this ruling. The question you have to ask yourself (and all citizens of every country must ask) is how much freedom and at what cost are you willing to pay for it?
Guns are legal vs possibly more murders by guns
Freedom of speech vs potentially opening a can of worms (racism hate speech bla bla bla)
Legalize drugs vs possible deaths (overdose crime bla bla bla)
It comes down to very small matters like
Driving an unsmogged car or not being SURVEILLED BY THE NSA!!!
Idk man, guns are cool and I'm happy we are still fighting for them, maybe I'm nieve. | worms | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Flint water flagged as poor, weeks before free bottles ended', 'As many minerals and heavy metals as there are in it, you\'d think they would consider the water "rich."', 'And sell it as raw water in states like CA.\nhttps://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/29/dining/raw-water-unfiltered.html?_r=0', 'The idea of raw water is just so stupid.. do people not realize part of the reason alcohol plays such a vital part in history is because often it was the only clean thing to drink without getting Cholera etc\n\n[http://tudortimes.co.uk/daily-life/ale-and-beer](http://tudortimes.co.uk/daily-life/ale-and-beer)', '>do people not realize part of the reason alcohol plays such a vital part in history is because often it was the only clean thing to drink without getting Cholera etc\n\n100% of the people who buy raw water have worms in their brains'] | Flint water flagged as poor, weeks before free bottles ended
As many minerals and heavy metals as there are in it, you'd think they would consider the water "rich."
And sell it as raw water in states like CA.
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/29/dining/raw-water-unfiltered.html?_r=0
The idea of raw water is just so stupid.. do people not realize part of the reason alcohol plays such a vital part in history is because often it was the only clean thing to drink without getting Cholera etc
[http://tudortimes.co.uk/daily-life/ale-and-beer](http://tudortimes.co.uk/daily-life/ale-and-beer)
>do people not realize part of the reason alcohol plays such a vital part in history is because often it was the only clean thing to drink without getting Cholera etc
100% of the people who buy raw water have worms in their brains | worms | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Florida legalizes Gay marriage', "I consider myself to be pretty conservative - keep the gov't out of my business as much as possible. But I can't understand how this doesn't extend to same sex marriage. If two consenting adults want to enter a mutually beneficial and voluntary arrangement, I can't see why I, or the gov't, should have any objection. That's the true conservative position, in my humble opinion.", "Agreed 100%. Same with abortion but that's another can of worms."] | Florida legalizes Gay marriage
I consider myself to be pretty conservative - keep the gov't out of my business as much as possible. But I can't understand how this doesn't extend to same sex marriage. If two consenting adults want to enter a mutually beneficial and voluntary arrangement, I can't see why I, or the gov't, should have any objection. That's the true conservative position, in my humble opinion.
Agreed 100%. Same with abortion but that's another can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Fresno Man with daily sushi habit pulls 5.5 foot tapeworm from body', 'Fuck all this. How am I supposed to sleep when I think I got worms up my ass.', 'IIRC one of the ways to test for a certain wormy parasite is to put tape over your asshole before you go to sleep. When you wake up....you check the tape. If you see little white wormy things..you have worms.\n\nEnjoy!\n'] | Fresno Man with daily sushi habit pulls 5.5 foot tapeworm from body
Fuck all this. How am I supposed to sleep when I think I got worms up my ass.
IIRC one of the ways to test for a certain wormy parasite is to put tape over your asshole before you go to sleep. When you wake up....you check the tape. If you see little white wormy things..you have worms.
Enjoy! | worms | worm | false | null |
['Fresno Man with daily sushi habit pulls 5.5 foot tapeworm from body', 'Is there anyway to test for this without waiting til a tapeworm comes out my bunghole?', "If you eat and eat and eat without gaining weight, and without exercise, you might have a tapeworm. If you're obese, chances are you do not have a tapeworm. ", "I doubt it. Sounds like a bunch of myths. Besides, an overweight person could easily contract the worms when he's already overweight. "] | Fresno Man with daily sushi habit pulls 5.5 foot tapeworm from body
Is there anyway to test for this without waiting til a tapeworm comes out my bunghole?
If you eat and eat and eat without gaining weight, and without exercise, you might have a tapeworm. If you're obese, chances are you do not have a tapeworm.
I doubt it. Sounds like a bunch of myths. Besides, an overweight person could easily contract the worms when he's already overweight. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Fresno Man with daily sushi habit pulls 5.5 foot tapeworm from body', "Pinworm, also disgusting, and treatment can be expensive. Pinworms get it now o little kids' intestines, little kids, especially those who don't eat any leafy greens. They crawl out of your butthole at night, lay eggs and dance around it, then jump back in. Horrors!\nDetection...is disgusting: Flashlight, sneak in kids' room, me and wife, look at little butthole, see fat little worms about half the size of grains of rice wiggling around on asshole, scream EWW and retreat quickly, serve kid spinach at BREAKFAST. The medicine, without insurance, $650, at local pharmacy. It strips out your gut flora. Extremely unpleasant, entire household takes it. Or, eat a bunch of raw spinach and such, and something in the plant material kills the pinworms. Kids who share toilets get it, or who bathe together. "] | Fresno Man with daily sushi habit pulls 5.5 foot tapeworm from body
Pinworm, also disgusting, and treatment can be expensive. Pinworms get it now o little kids' intestines, little kids, especially those who don't eat any leafy greens. They crawl out of your butthole at night, lay eggs and dance around it, then jump back in. Horrors!
Detection...is disgusting: Flashlight, sneak in kids' room, me and wife, look at little butthole, see fat little worms about half the size of grains of rice wiggling around on asshole, scream EWW and retreat quickly, serve kid spinach at BREAKFAST. The medicine, without insurance, $650, at local pharmacy. It strips out your gut flora. Extremely unpleasant, entire household takes it. Or, eat a bunch of raw spinach and such, and something in the plant material kills the pinworms. Kids who share toilets get it, or who bathe together. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Gay woman sues Chinese government over 'disorder' textbooks: University student Qui Bai turned to books after becoming confused about her sexuality, but discovered homosexuality was described as an illness", 'Well, in all fairness...it probably IS a mental disorder of some kind...technically.', "4 Ds. Dysfunction, distress, danger, and deviance.\n\nDeviance from the norm is the only one that homosexuality clearly falls under and that is the weakest of the 4 Ds. Homosexuality does not pose a danger to one's self or others and generally only causes distress or dysfunction within the context of external pressures from a certain society or culture.\n\nIt may cause mental disorder in some specific cases, but the general properties of homosexuality don't meet the criteria. I would say that many trans cases also don't meet the criteria for mental disorder, but that's another can of worms."] | Gay woman sues Chinese government over 'disorder' textbooks: University student Qui Bai turned to books after becoming confused about her sexuality, but discovered homosexuality was described as an illness
Well, in all fairness...it probably IS a mental disorder of some kind...technically.
4 Ds. Dysfunction, distress, danger, and deviance.
Deviance from the norm is the only one that homosexuality clearly falls under and that is the weakest of the 4 Ds. Homosexuality does not pose a danger to one's self or others and generally only causes distress or dysfunction within the context of external pressures from a certain society or culture.
It may cause mental disorder in some specific cases, but the general properties of homosexuality don't meet the criteria. I would say that many trans cases also don't meet the criteria for mental disorder, but that's another can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
['General Mattis reveals interim official military transgender guidance', "Looks like the ban/reversal of Obama order will stand but the half dozen already in will be grandfathered under Mattis' recommendation from the feeling of this interim order.\n\n\nI'm curious to see if the final recommendation will open up a new can of worms and in-fighting for trans if he okays mtf (no estrogen on deployment would actually help performance) but keeps ftm (no testosterone is crippling) banned."] | General Mattis reveals interim official military transgender guidance
Looks like the ban/reversal of Obama order will stand but the half dozen already in will be grandfathered under Mattis' recommendation from the feeling of this interim order.
I'm curious to see if the final recommendation will open up a new can of worms and in-fighting for trans if he okays mtf (no estrogen on deployment would actually help performance) but keeps ftm (no testosterone is crippling) banned. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Good Samaritan crashes van into police chase suspect', 'ugh, I dont think he should have done that. It opens legal can of worms, why? because when a lawsuit by suspect against good samaritan the case is only reviewed from the point the good samaritan decided to crash into the suspect.\n\nIn the case both sides will have to make a case without bringing the car chase into the case because that is a different issue. The lawsuit will strictly deal with GS deciding to smash his van into our suspect which is illegal and a intent to injure suspect which a thousand lb car is assault with a deadly weapon.\n\nSo GJ GS you deciding to go vigilante justice has opened a doorway for the suspect to sue you which may lead to jail time.'] | Good Samaritan crashes van into police chase suspect
ugh, I dont think he should have done that. It opens legal can of worms, why? because when a lawsuit by suspect against good samaritan the case is only reviewed from the point the good samaritan decided to crash into the suspect.
In the case both sides will have to make a case without bringing the car chase into the case because that is a different issue. The lawsuit will strictly deal with GS deciding to smash his van into our suspect which is illegal and a intent to injure suspect which a thousand lb car is assault with a deadly weapon.
So GJ GS you deciding to go vigilante justice has opened a doorway for the suspect to sue you which may lead to jail time. | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Hacker posts personal info of House Democrats and staff', 'This is a "ha ha ha" moment! Just look at the those political elites, now lets see if they can do anything about the incursion. Let see if its going to be all talk. They\'re Democrats an they will wiggle like the worms they are, and bet nothing will happen just like Hillary. '] | Hacker posts personal info of House Democrats and staff
This is a "ha ha ha" moment! Just look at the those political elites, now lets see if they can do anything about the incursion. Let see if its going to be all talk. They're Democrats an they will wiggle like the worms they are, and bet nothing will happen just like Hillary. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['House Repeals FCC Broadband Privacy Rules', "If you're not doing anything illegal online then you don't have anything too worry about . What the fuck is the big deal ?", 'Lick spittle, get off your knees you grovelling worm.', "Worms don't have knees . Criminals do .", "Worms also don't have spine, you worthless cur. Who will you turn to when your masters decide your time has come?"] | House Repeals FCC Broadband Privacy Rules
If you're not doing anything illegal online then you don't have anything too worry about . What the fuck is the big deal ?
Lick spittle, get off your knees you grovelling worm.
Worms don't have knees . Criminals do .
Worms also don't have spine, you worthless cur. Who will you turn to when your masters decide your time has come? | Worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
["How to Stop Mass Shootings - don't spread the name of the UCSB Shooter.", 'This is a great but totally unrealistic idea. No news organization is going to willing give up audience or paper sales driven by articles about the perpetrator. And any idea about restricting what news can and cannot print/air is a huge, awful can of worms.', "> And any idea about restricting what news can and cannot print/air is a huge, awful can of worms.\n\nI agree with you there; I suppose it's too much to ask for journalists to conduct themselves with a modicum of decency once there's blood in the water."] | How to Stop Mass Shootings - don't spread the name of the UCSB Shooter.
This is a great but totally unrealistic idea. No news organization is going to willing give up audience or paper sales driven by articles about the perpetrator. And any idea about restricting what news can and cannot print/air is a huge, awful can of worms.
> And any idea about restricting what news can and cannot print/air is a huge, awful can of worms.
I agree with you there; I suppose it's too much to ask for journalists to conduct themselves with a modicum of decency once there's blood in the water. | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
["Indianapolis woman who beat her 7-year-old son with a coat hanger is citing Indiana's religious freedom law as a defense against felony child abuse charges", '*Spare the hanger, spoil the child.*\n\nSincerely-held belief ~~Christian/Sharia~~ law is gaining traction. \n\nBe careful what you wish for, though, freedom of religion fans. You can\'t pick and choose which religious pamphlets (bible, koran, talmud, Dianetics, hitchhikers guide to the universe) are valid for punishment scenarios once that can of worms has been opened. \n\nJust one 5-4 SCOTUS decision could allow "eye for an eye" justice and extrajudicial stoning parties for non-believers.'] | Indianapolis woman who beat her 7-year-old son with a coat hanger is citing Indiana's religious freedom law as a defense against felony child abuse charges
*Spare the hanger, spoil the child.*
Sincerely-held belief ~~Christian/Sharia~~ law is gaining traction.
Be careful what you wish for, though, freedom of religion fans. You can't pick and choose which religious pamphlets (bible, koran, talmud, Dianetics, hitchhikers guide to the universe) are valid for punishment scenarios once that can of worms has been opened.
Just one 5-4 SCOTUS decision could allow "eye for an eye" justice and extrajudicial stoning parties for non-believers. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Iran confirms that it executed a scientist who gave the U.S. intelligence about the country's nuclear program.", "Iran executes the most people per capita of any country in the world. This shouldn't be surprising. ", 'The penalty for espionage in the United States is also execution, so keep that in mind.', "I don't think anyone has been executed for spying since the Rosenbergs, though.", "That's because it'd open up a can of worms to ice Pollard. \n\nWish we'd fried him immediately, though.\n\n"] | Iran confirms that it executed a scientist who gave the U.S. intelligence about the country's nuclear program.
Iran executes the most people per capita of any country in the world. This shouldn't be surprising.
The penalty for espionage in the United States is also execution, so keep that in mind.
I don't think anyone has been executed for spying since the Rosenbergs, though.
That's because it'd open up a can of worms to ice Pollard.
Wish we'd fried him immediately, though. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Jerry Jones gives Cowboys players ultimatum: Stand for anthem or sit for game', 'Football is a business. The entertainment business.\n\nIf they think kneeling will raise ratings and revenues, they will demand all the players do it. \n\nIf they think kneeling will lower ratings and revenues, they will demand all the players not do it.\n\nThat simple.', "> they will demand\n\nIs that constitutional? If they decided to fire these players, I imagine the court will side with the players. I don't think you can take away someone's job because they aren't your vision of patriotism.", 'Yes, a business is within its rights to fire or discipline a worker for first amendment use they find unacceptable. ', "The NFLPA won't tolerate that. He's opening up a can of shit worms he doesn't want to mess with. You're going to get some top players kneeling pretty soon. \nThe fans care about winning more than anything. "] | Jerry Jones gives Cowboys players ultimatum: Stand for anthem or sit for game
Football is a business. The entertainment business.
If they think kneeling will raise ratings and revenues, they will demand all the players do it.
If they think kneeling will lower ratings and revenues, they will demand all the players not do it.
That simple.
> they will demand
Is that constitutional? If they decided to fire these players, I imagine the court will side with the players. I don't think you can take away someone's job because they aren't your vision of patriotism.
Yes, a business is within its rights to fire or discipline a worker for first amendment use they find unacceptable.
The NFLPA won't tolerate that. He's opening up a can of shit worms he doesn't want to mess with. You're going to get some top players kneeling pretty soon.
The fans care about winning more than anything. | worms | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
["Job Cuts at Macy's Signal Hard Times Ahead for Retailers", "Every time I make the the mistake to go to Macy's they quickly remind me to never go again. You get asked to sign-up for their credit card 15 times, the stores are always a complete mess, everything is on sale or going on sale and makes it completely confusing if you can buy anything without feeling like you were robbed. How they are still in business amazes me.", 'Sounds like K-Mart', "Ugh! There's another can of worms."] | Job Cuts at Macy's Signal Hard Times Ahead for Retailers
Every time I make the the mistake to go to Macy's they quickly remind me to never go again. You get asked to sign-up for their credit card 15 times, the stores are always a complete mess, everything is on sale or going on sale and makes it completely confusing if you can buy anything without feeling like you were robbed. How they are still in business amazes me.
Sounds like K-Mart
Ugh! There's another can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Kavanaugh is confirmed to the Supreme Court by Senate -- live updates', '> McConnell took the Senate floor after Schumer, praising Kavanaugh and condemning his Democratic colleagues for perceived obstructionism.\n\nMcConnell, the guy who refused to even consider reviewing Supreme Court candidates for a year because he wanted his own party to be able to nominate a candidate for the seat, is accusing other people of obstructionism.', "When McConnell came out and called Dems obstructionists for this, everyone should've had the video saying he would never consider anyone nominated by Obama on blast 24/7.", 'I mean....you do know WHY he said that, right? There is a context... he wasn\'t just like "I hate Obama and Dems and will block them." There were articulated reasons.', '[deleted]', "Maybe. I'm just saying. There is a reason the Dems aren't talking about it. And it's because they don't want to open that particular can of worms. "] | Kavanaugh is confirmed to the Supreme Court by Senate -- live updates
> McConnell took the Senate floor after Schumer, praising Kavanaugh and condemning his Democratic colleagues for perceived obstructionism.
McConnell, the guy who refused to even consider reviewing Supreme Court candidates for a year because he wanted his own party to be able to nominate a candidate for the seat, is accusing other people of obstructionism.
When McConnell came out and called Dems obstructionists for this, everyone should've had the video saying he would never consider anyone nominated by Obama on blast 24/7.
I mean....you do know WHY he said that, right? There is a context... he wasn't just like "I hate Obama and Dems and will block them." There were articulated reasons.
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Maybe. I'm just saying. There is a reason the Dems aren't talking about it. And it's because they don't want to open that particular can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Kim Jong Un 'ordered' half brother's killing, South Korean intelligence says", "Of course he killed his brother. He's currently killing anyone who has a legit claim to his title. Un knows China wants him dead but that they cannot risk toppling the Kim regime without N Korea suffering massive internal strife.", 'Serious question, would massive internal strife be all that bad there?', "Serious answer: its more of a sticky situation if china did this. They would have all the strife that America had with toppling saddam gaddafi and the like in the ME. But also sharing a border would most likely have the unfortunate outcome of people fleeing the now toppled NK directly into china. So on a global level if we avoud a total WW3 yeah maybe it woulsnt be too bad. But it is China's can of worms so they arent too. excited to open it"] | Kim Jong Un 'ordered' half brother's killing, South Korean intelligence says
Of course he killed his brother. He's currently killing anyone who has a legit claim to his title. Un knows China wants him dead but that they cannot risk toppling the Kim regime without N Korea suffering massive internal strife.
Serious question, would massive internal strife be all that bad there?
Serious answer: its more of a sticky situation if china did this. They would have all the strife that America had with toppling saddam gaddafi and the like in the ME. But also sharing a border would most likely have the unfortunate outcome of people fleeing the now toppled NK directly into china. So on a global level if we avoud a total WW3 yeah maybe it woulsnt be too bad. But it is China's can of worms so they arent too. excited to open it | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["Lawmakers say votes aren't there for health care", 'The ACA plan needs to be fixed. No two ways about it. This was not how to do it and now I am worried nothing will get done.\n\nEDIT: Wonder what Obama is doing right now...', 'You know, these concerns could have been addressed had the Republican party actively participated in the ACA writing. Unfortunately, they declined the invitation by Democrats to partake in the writing of the law because they chose an obstructionist strategy. Honestly, they\'ve opened the proverbial "can of worms" by enacting such strategies and then are appalled when Democrats do the same thing back. Obviously two wrongs don\'t make a right, so both parties are to blame for not coming to a reasonable consensus on governance, but damn if karma isn\'t a bitch.'] | Lawmakers say votes aren't there for health care
The ACA plan needs to be fixed. No two ways about it. This was not how to do it and now I am worried nothing will get done.
EDIT: Wonder what Obama is doing right now...
You know, these concerns could have been addressed had the Republican party actively participated in the ACA writing. Unfortunately, they declined the invitation by Democrats to partake in the writing of the law because they chose an obstructionist strategy. Honestly, they've opened the proverbial "can of worms" by enacting such strategies and then are appalled when Democrats do the same thing back. Obviously two wrongs don't make a right, so both parties are to blame for not coming to a reasonable consensus on governance, but damn if karma isn't a bitch. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["LAX now allows passengers to travel with marijuana under California's Proposition 64", "The policy notes the LAPD won't bother you for marijuana. It doesn't speak for the TSA, a federal agency. ", "The TSA are not law enforcement though, they can't do anything themselves. All they can do is call law enforcement, and the police won't do anything because it's legal. They could bring in federal law enforcement I suppose, but they're not going to waste their time busting someone for an ounce of weed, plus the massive can of worms that would open up."] | LAX now allows passengers to travel with marijuana under California's Proposition 64
The policy notes the LAPD won't bother you for marijuana. It doesn't speak for the TSA, a federal agency.
The TSA are not law enforcement though, they can't do anything themselves. All they can do is call law enforcement, and the police won't do anything because it's legal. They could bring in federal law enforcement I suppose, but they're not going to waste their time busting someone for an ounce of weed, plus the massive can of worms that would open up. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Lyrics of Today's Top Musicians Average at a Third Grade Reading Level", 'Why is anyone surprised or shocked by this? It\'s hard to write "ear worms" that make millions of dollars if the lyrical content is too high. '] | Lyrics of Today's Top Musicians Average at a Third Grade Reading Level
Why is anyone surprised or shocked by this? It's hard to write "ear worms" that make millions of dollars if the lyrical content is too high. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Man Arrested on Animal Cruelty Charges After Riding Horse From South Carolina to Florida', "Average less than 6 miles a day, not knowing the age of the horse or its history... the horse is not obviously not in optimal condition but I'd expect hair loss and the feet to go for shit if he was truly unhealthy. It was getting enough nutrients and minerals and he had to have been brushing it out and tending the feet. How short on calories per day was it? 10% to 15% on a straight grass diet for a prolonged period. There is also a chance that the the horse has worms, tumors or a problem absorbing certain vitamins. Taking into account that the guy was in a survival situation of his own I wouldn't jump to call him a piece of shit. I bet he cares very deeply for that animal. Should it be taken away from him and cared for, absolutely but don't forget that this guy was utilizing what he felt was his only tool and that horses have existed as tool for humans for a few thousand years. "] | Man Arrested on Animal Cruelty Charges After Riding Horse From South Carolina to Florida
Average less than 6 miles a day, not knowing the age of the horse or its history... the horse is not obviously not in optimal condition but I'd expect hair loss and the feet to go for shit if he was truly unhealthy. It was getting enough nutrients and minerals and he had to have been brushing it out and tending the feet. How short on calories per day was it? 10% to 15% on a straight grass diet for a prolonged period. There is also a chance that the the horse has worms, tumors or a problem absorbing certain vitamins. Taking into account that the guy was in a survival situation of his own I wouldn't jump to call him a piece of shit. I bet he cares very deeply for that animal. Should it be taken away from him and cared for, absolutely but don't forget that this guy was utilizing what he felt was his only tool and that horses have existed as tool for humans for a few thousand years. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Marine Le Pen egged on French presidential campaign trail in Brittany', "Macron was egged too, if i'm correct", "I think he had flour thrown at him. But his supporters didn't immediately cry bloody murder, unlike Le Pawn's snowflakes.\n\n", 'No, that was Fillon who was "pelted with flour" and he claimed he was "the target of merciless persecution"\n\nNot sure why you think snowflakes only make up one side, but I am sorry to say you are mistaken', 'Spoken like a true Trumpette, I know you are but what am I?', "Nah fam he's very correct. Both the left and right have their own brand of snowflakes. Dismissing people the way you just did is what cost us the election.", '> Dismissing people the way you just did is what cost us the election.\n\nI know this is another can of worms but idk if HRC could have won even w/o that. Trump was right when he said he could literally shoot someone and not lose support.'] | Marine Le Pen egged on French presidential campaign trail in Brittany
Macron was egged too, if i'm correct
I think he had flour thrown at him. But his supporters didn't immediately cry bloody murder, unlike Le Pawn's snowflakes.
No, that was Fillon who was "pelted with flour" and he claimed he was "the target of merciless persecution"
Not sure why you think snowflakes only make up one side, but I am sorry to say you are mistaken
Spoken like a true Trumpette, I know you are but what am I?
Nah fam he's very correct. Both the left and right have their own brand of snowflakes. Dismissing people the way you just did is what cost us the election.
> Dismissing people the way you just did is what cost us the election.
I know this is another can of worms but idk if HRC could have won even w/o that. Trump was right when he said he could literally shoot someone and not lose support. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Mass Shooting in Virginia: Witnesses Say Gunman Opened Fire on Members of Congress', 'Great... Just great... This is what people are resorting to. I mean, if this ends up being premeditated and the perpetrator is "liberal" and white (rifles haven\'t been a popular choice for Islamic terrorists), it\'ll be a whole new can of worms. It was just a matter of time before someone used a violent approach to show their discontent for the shitstorm that is USA right now.'] | Mass Shooting in Virginia: Witnesses Say Gunman Opened Fire on Members of Congress
Great... Just great... This is what people are resorting to. I mean, if this ends up being premeditated and the perpetrator is "liberal" and white (rifles haven't been a popular choice for Islamic terrorists), it'll be a whole new can of worms. It was just a matter of time before someone used a violent approach to show their discontent for the shitstorm that is USA right now. | worms | worm | false | null |
["McDonald's Uses Worm Meat Filler And It's Legal", 'What a shame. I had no idea I hated eating worms until now. '] | McDonald's Uses Worm Meat Filler And It's Legal
What a shame. I had no idea I hated eating worms until now. | worms | worm | false | null |
['McDonalds sends customer a $10 gift card after she found worms in her burger', 'If that was me I would want more than that ', "That's literally 10x the price of the burger. That's pretty damn fair when you really think about it.", 'not if you include antibiotic prescriptions, doctor visits if they catch something serious.', 'Do worms generally carry disease?'] | McDonalds sends customer a $10 gift card after she found worms in her burger
If that was me I would want more than that
That's literally 10x the price of the burger. That's pretty damn fair when you really think about it.
not if you include antibiotic prescriptions, doctor visits if they catch something serious.
Do worms generally carry disease? | worms | worm | false | null |
['Montana man sentenced to 70 years in exchange student’s death', 'wait? why the hell was the German kid in his garage?', 'Unpopular truth: He was a thief.', "Even so, doesn't warrant summary execution. ", 'But he did answer the question...', "Yeah seriously.\n\nThe popular narrative here is that the homeowner left bait out. Worms? No, it wasn't fish bait, it was thief bait.\n\nSo why did this kid get lured in by thief bait? Because he was a thief. Yet nobody likes when you say that."] | Montana man sentenced to 70 years in exchange students death
wait? why the hell was the German kid in his garage?
Unpopular truth: He was a thief.
Even so, doesn't warrant summary execution.
But he did answer the question...
Yeah seriously.
The popular narrative here is that the homeowner left bait out. Worms? No, it wasn't fish bait, it was thief bait.
So why did this kid get lured in by thief bait? Because he was a thief. Yet nobody likes when you say that. | Worms | worm | false | null |
["Muhammad Ali, 'The Greatest of All Time', Dead at 74", "RIP, champ. We'll never forget that you were the best.", "one of the few occasions 'The Greatest of All Time' is pretty accurate.", 'Ali, Gretzky, and MJ are the three in sports I can think of that are really unquestionably the best. RIP ', 'How about Babe Ruth for baseball?', "Babe Ruth is certainly the most recognizable for baseball, but whether he was the best or not is something we could argue until the end of days. Since baseball spans such a large timeline you end up comparing apples to oranges. Other players, such as Hank Aaron, who had more home runs, or Willie Mays, who was a much more complete player, will always have just as or stronger arguments made for them. And that's not even including Barry Bonds which is another can of worms."] | Muhammad Ali, 'The Greatest of All Time', Dead at 74
RIP, champ. We'll never forget that you were the best.
one of the few occasions 'The Greatest of All Time' is pretty accurate.
Ali, Gretzky, and MJ are the three in sports I can think of that are really unquestionably the best. RIP
How about Babe Ruth for baseball?
Babe Ruth is certainly the most recognizable for baseball, but whether he was the best or not is something we could argue until the end of days. Since baseball spans such a large timeline you end up comparing apples to oranges. Other players, such as Hank Aaron, who had more home runs, or Willie Mays, who was a much more complete player, will always have just as or stronger arguments made for them. And that's not even including Barry Bonds which is another can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Native American student not allowed to wear moccasins at graduation', "My ancestors were Vikings, should I be allowed to wear my traditional head dress and shoes?... where do we draw the line on who should be able to change dress policy and who should not?\n\nThis is a can of worms, either everyone abides by the dress regulations or nobody has to, in which case I'll wear my Viking helmet, Indians can wear feathers, Europeans can wear those white nobility wigs.. everybody wins. "] | Native American student not allowed to wear moccasins at graduation
My ancestors were Vikings, should I be allowed to wear my traditional head dress and shoes?... where do we draw the line on who should be able to change dress policy and who should not?
This is a can of worms, either everyone abides by the dress regulations or nobody has to, in which case I'll wear my Viking helmet, Indians can wear feathers, Europeans can wear those white nobility wigs.. everybody wins. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Not a Drill: SETI Is Investigating a Possible Extraterrestrial Signal From Deep Space', '> "An international team of scientists from the Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) are investigating mysterious signal spikes emitting from a **65 billion year-old** star in the constellation Hercules–95 light years away from Earth. "\n\nhm, sounds wrong though.\n', 'Epic fail.', "I'm sure they just dropped the decimal point.", '*"I always do this... I always miss some mundane detail!"*', "I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music. ", 'Oh, that is *not right*, Michael.', "You're eating worms, Michael."] | Not a Drill: SETI Is Investigating a Possible Extraterrestrial Signal From Deep Space
> "An international team of scientists from the Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) are investigating mysterious signal spikes emitting from a **65 billion year-old** star in the constellation Hercules95 light years away from Earth. "
hm, sounds wrong though.
Epic fail.
I'm sure they just dropped the decimal point.
*"I always do this... I always miss some mundane detail!"*
I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.
Oh, that is *not right*, Michael.
You're eating worms, Michael. | worms | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Oklahoma Highway Patrol defends use of ERAD prepaid card readers, blasts "Internet assassinations," say police in at least 25 states have the devices', 'The device allows police to freeze and seize funds loaded on to PREPAID cards. \n\n“We can do nothing with someone’s bank account. We can do nothing with someone’s debit card,” Adams said. “What we can tell is if it is yours, if the information on the back of a gift card is your personal credit card information.”\n\nTypical Internet overreaction. But, some slob in Turkey Nozzle, OK will get his Golden Corral gift card funds seized after speeding and the internet will freak the fuck out again.', 'A lot of low income fast food type jobs these days pay with pre-paid cards. (And that is a whole other can of screw the poor worms) So no it\'s not just wiping out someone\'s "Golden Corral gift card" they can wipe out peoples entire pay checks with this tactic. This is a powerful way to fuck over poor people that can\'t afford to defend themselves. '] | Oklahoma Highway Patrol defends use of ERAD prepaid card readers, blasts "Internet assassinations," say police in at least 25 states have the devices
The device allows police to freeze and seize funds loaded on to PREPAID cards.
We can do nothing with someones bank account. We can do nothing with someones debit card, Adams said. What we can tell is if it is yours, if the information on the back of a gift card is your personal credit card information.
Typical Internet overreaction. But, some slob in Turkey Nozzle, OK will get his Golden Corral gift card funds seized after speeding and the internet will freak the fuck out again.
A lot of low income fast food type jobs these days pay with pre-paid cards. (And that is a whole other can of screw the poor worms) So no it's not just wiping out someone's "Golden Corral gift card" they can wipe out peoples entire pay checks with this tactic. This is a powerful way to fuck over poor people that can't afford to defend themselves. | worms | worm | true | SOCIOECONOMIC_STRATUM |
['One in four fish from supermarket contaminated with formaldehyde', "Screw fish. Brain worms and now this? I'm good. I'll take my chances with mad cow disease."] | One in four fish from supermarket contaminated with formaldehyde
Screw fish. Brain worms and now this? I'm good. I'll take my chances with mad cow disease. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Peter Jackson: Harvey Weinstein Made Me Blacklist Accusers Ashley Judd and Mira Sorvino', '[deleted]', 'My heart sank when I gave this a first glance and thought it was an allegation against Jackson himself.', 'Jackson could kill a group of Jedi younglings in cold blood for all I care. I’m never not going to love LOTR.', 'Even if he was proven to have unbuckled his pants in front of a poor woman and forced himself on her, while reciting, "Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: you my dear, have a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort," with a lecherous grin on his face the entire time?'] | Peter Jackson: Harvey Weinstein Made Me Blacklist Accusers Ashley Judd and Mira Sorvino
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My heart sank when I gave this a first glance and thought it was an allegation against Jackson himself.
Jackson could kill a group of Jedi younglings in cold blood for all I care. Im never not going to love LOTR.
Even if he was proven to have unbuckled his pants in front of a poor woman and forced himself on her, while reciting, "Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: you my dear, have a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort," with a lecherous grin on his face the entire time? | worms | worm | false | null |
['Police Chief makes deal with women: If she posed nude for him, the underage alcohol charges against her would be dropped.', '[deleted]', "If the police chief felt comfortable enough to pull this trick once, he's obviously done it before. When he propositioned this poor girl, he already had an established modus operandi. There's probably a shoebox *filled* with child pornography and nude pictures he coerced out of terrified young girls.", "Exactly. No fucking way do I believe he's only done this once, he's probably one of those serial predators who worms his way into power so that he can prey on those weaker than him."] | Police Chief makes deal with women: If she posed nude for him, the underage alcohol charges against her would be dropped.
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If the police chief felt comfortable enough to pull this trick once, he's obviously done it before. When he propositioned this poor girl, he already had an established modus operandi. There's probably a shoebox *filled* with child pornography and nude pictures he coerced out of terrified young girls.
Exactly. No fucking way do I believe he's only done this once, he's probably one of those serial predators who worms his way into power so that he can prey on those weaker than him. | worms | worm | true | LAW_ENFORCEMENT |
['President Trump Signing Order to Send Americans Back to the Moon', "Trump's immigration policy is getting out of control.", 'These damn moon people are taking our jobs send them back to where they come from.', 'We gotta say goodbye to the moonmen.', 'What about the moon worms? '] | President Trump Signing Order to Send Americans Back to the Moon
Trump's immigration policy is getting out of control.
These damn moon people are taking our jobs send them back to where they come from.
We gotta say goodbye to the moonmen.
What about the moon worms? | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Report: President George H.W. Bush is in intensive care', "Just wish he could be prosecuted for war crimes before he passed away. Just his overseeing of the Clinton cocaine operation in Mena, Arkansas would be a big enough can of worms. Let alone the Iraq debacle that he literally orchestrated, first as an arms dealer to Sadaam, then the fake incubator hoax, then the false nod to invade Kuwait. Forget Latin America and his policy whilst head of the CIA. This piece of dog shit is literally responsible for death and destruction all around the globe. Did a fine job playing the bewildered bystander though. Great actor.\n\nHope we can get his son for war crimes. I'd love to see that smarmy turd at the Hague."] | Report: President George H.W. Bush is in intensive care
Just wish he could be prosecuted for war crimes before he passed away. Just his overseeing of the Clinton cocaine operation in Mena, Arkansas would be a big enough can of worms. Let alone the Iraq debacle that he literally orchestrated, first as an arms dealer to Sadaam, then the fake incubator hoax, then the false nod to invade Kuwait. Forget Latin America and his policy whilst head of the CIA. This piece of dog shit is literally responsible for death and destruction all around the globe. Did a fine job playing the bewildered bystander though. Great actor.
Hope we can get his son for war crimes. I'd love to see that smarmy turd at the Hague. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Rotherham child abuse scandal: No charges against senior council figures who turned a blind eye to 1400 child abuse cases', 'This is so sad. Where are the liberals and womens rights groups? Seriously. ', 'There are 2 responses\n\nThe ballot box\n\nOr the street', 'Ballot box ? This is Rotherham UK ... Labour could put up a dead cat against any other party putting up a saint and the dead cat would be elected. On the street, unfortunately the only group prepared to take to the streets are the far right types, then a whole new can of worms gets opened. Fault here lies with the labour council and the notoriously useless south yorkshire police. I live in the next town and am related (by marriage) one of the the officials who was involved in the cover ups\n. the comments about inept officials is worse than you can imaging ...'] | Rotherham child abuse scandal: No charges against senior council figures who turned a blind eye to 1400 child abuse cases
This is so sad. Where are the liberals and womens rights groups? Seriously.
There are 2 responses
The ballot box
Or the street
Ballot box ? This is Rotherham UK ... Labour could put up a dead cat against any other party putting up a saint and the dead cat would be elected. On the street, unfortunately the only group prepared to take to the streets are the far right types, then a whole new can of worms gets opened. Fault here lies with the labour council and the notoriously useless south yorkshire police. I live in the next town and am related (by marriage) one of the the officials who was involved in the cover ups
. the comments about inept officials is worse than you can imaging ... | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Scientology tried to derail Remini series by calling 14-year-old ‘aggressor’ in rape', 'Scientology needs to be wiped out. Send them to camps.\nOh Scientology already does that.\n', 'Really makes you want to put an asterisk next to that whole freedom of religion and speech thing...', "Yeah I'd remove that whole freedom of religion thing and replace it with a ban on religion. It's either taxable entertainment or it's fraud.", 'Kind of opens a huge can of worms and throws America into a scene out of fucking communist china, the USSR, fucking DPRK. Slippery slope. '] | Scientology tried to derail Remini series by calling 14-year-old aggressor in rape
Scientology needs to be wiped out. Send them to camps.
Oh Scientology already does that.
Really makes you want to put an asterisk next to that whole freedom of religion and speech thing...
Yeah I'd remove that whole freedom of religion thing and replace it with a ban on religion. It's either taxable entertainment or it's fraud.
Kind of opens a huge can of worms and throws America into a scene out of fucking communist china, the USSR, fucking DPRK. Slippery slope. | worms | worm | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['Senate rejects Obama veto of Saudi Sept 11 bill', 'Think about the can of worms they just opened... When will families in the middle east start suing the U.S. for drone strike deaths? Or do their families not deserve justice?'] | Senate rejects Obama veto of Saudi Sept 11 bill
Think about the can of worms they just opened... When will families in the middle east start suing the U.S. for drone strike deaths? Or do their families not deserve justice? | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Sheriff: Sen. Jeff Flake’s son was in charge when 20 dogs died at Ariz. boarding house', 'Az native here. Conservative Sheriff Joe is not going to prosecute Conservative senators son in this state. Nope.', 'Sheriff Joe actually has a track record of being incredibly tough on animal abuse and heat related incidents. His "no holds barred" conservativeness may make him an asshole but he has absolutely no qualms about throwing the book in situations like this. ', '>heat related incidents.\n\nReally? [Arpaio keeps prisoners in 140 degree temperatures with no ac, no fans, and limited access to water.](http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jun/27/joe-arpaio-maricopa-county-king-cruel)', "I meant he aggressively cracks down on things like leaving kids and dogs in cars. You won't get any warnings from MCSO for that, they will arrest you on the spot. \n\nYeah though, Tent City is a big can of worms. "] | Sheriff: Sen. Jeff Flakes son was in charge when 20 dogs died at Ariz. boarding house
Az native here. Conservative Sheriff Joe is not going to prosecute Conservative senators son in this state. Nope.
Sheriff Joe actually has a track record of being incredibly tough on animal abuse and heat related incidents. His "no holds barred" conservativeness may make him an asshole but he has absolutely no qualms about throwing the book in situations like this.
>heat related incidents.
Really? [Arpaio keeps prisoners in 140 degree temperatures with no ac, no fans, and limited access to water.](http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jun/27/joe-arpaio-maricopa-county-king-cruel)
I meant he aggressively cracks down on things like leaving kids and dogs in cars. You won't get any warnings from MCSO for that, they will arrest you on the spot.
Yeah though, Tent City is a big can of worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Shocking 'knockout' attack on elderly man caught on tape", '♫All you have to do is follow the worms!♪'] | Shocking 'knockout' attack on elderly man caught on tape
All you have to do is follow the worms! | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Soldier who attacked Afghan police commander for keeping child sex slave is SACKED', 'Here I go kicking a can of worms, but aren\'t soldiers obligated to disobey unlawful orders such as one (it would seem to me) which says, in essence, "don\'t stop that man from raping a child"?'] | Soldier who attacked Afghan police commander for keeping child sex slave is SACKED
Here I go kicking a can of worms, but aren't soldiers obligated to disobey unlawful orders such as one (it would seem to me) which says, in essence, "don't stop that man from raping a child"? | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Study finds nearly half the fish served at Los Angeles sushi restaurants is mislabeled', "stop eating fish people. \n\nMost of it has mercury and/or worms or other toxins. The ocean is the sewer of the world. Don't eat from the sewer.\n"] | Study finds nearly half the fish served at Los Angeles sushi restaurants is mislabeled
stop eating fish people.
Most of it has mercury and/or worms or other toxins. The ocean is the sewer of the world. Don't eat from the sewer. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Taco Bell fires employee shown with hand down his pants', "In this age of smartphones, you should really just do your job the proper way. If you have to scratch in your underwear area do it in a bathroom and wash your hands. This isn't a complicated idea. ", 'Make sure you get under the finger nails with cuticle brush.', 'Yeah, pin worms are a thing.'] | Taco Bell fires employee shown with hand down his pants
In this age of smartphones, you should really just do your job the proper way. If you have to scratch in your underwear area do it in a bathroom and wash your hands. This isn't a complicated idea.
Make sure you get under the finger nails with cuticle brush.
Yeah, pin worms are a thing. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Teacher killed and skinned rabbit in class to 'show children how meat is processed' - The US teacher could face disciplinary action after pupils were 'disturbed'", 'The students asked him for the demonstration. \n\nHe declined once.\n\nThe 2nd time, he told students who did not wish to view it to leave. Several students left.\n\nThis happened in a rural county; it did not happen in a city school.\n\nIt is educational.', 'Exactly. Also, kids dissect frogs in biology in high school.', "Frogs? I'm sure that still happens, but we used fetal pigs. That's right, fully formed fetal pigs were used for dissection. Apparently that is totally cool, but showing kids how to kill and skin a rabbit, something that may actually help them one day, is taboo?", 'Man, my school went through the whole animal kingdom, worms and frogs and some other stuff and fetal pigs last. I think we even got extra credits for extracting various parts whole.\n\n', 'My school did worms and frogs only.'] | Teacher killed and skinned rabbit in class to 'show children how meat is processed' - The US teacher could face disciplinary action after pupils were 'disturbed'
The students asked him for the demonstration.
He declined once.
The 2nd time, he told students who did not wish to view it to leave. Several students left.
This happened in a rural county; it did not happen in a city school.
It is educational.
Exactly. Also, kids dissect frogs in biology in high school.
Frogs? I'm sure that still happens, but we used fetal pigs. That's right, fully formed fetal pigs were used for dissection. Apparently that is totally cool, but showing kids how to kill and skin a rabbit, something that may actually help them one day, is taboo?
Man, my school went through the whole animal kingdom, worms and frogs and some other stuff and fetal pigs last. I think we even got extra credits for extracting various parts whole.
My school did worms and frogs only. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Texas Dad David Barajas Acquitted of Murdering Man Who Killed Sons', "Today he can produce the video; and the law can't touch him.", 'They could still charge him with a lesser version of the crime if he did that.', 'Very, very difficult to pull off. He has been acquitted of the crime, and US law does not allow for dancing around double jeopardy.\n\nThe ONLY time one can even approach that is if can be proven the judge and/or jury was tampered with - which renders the original trial void.', '>US law does not allow for dancing around double jeopardy.\n\nOnly in the same court of law. Had the father been in the military, he could have been tried under the UCMJ and convicted even if he was found not guilty by the state. ', "Absolutely. UCMJ is a whole other can of worms.\n\nAlso: IF more evidence turned up, he could theoretically be charged federally with violating the victim's civil rights."] | Texas Dad David Barajas Acquitted of Murdering Man Who Killed Sons
Today he can produce the video; and the law can't touch him.
They could still charge him with a lesser version of the crime if he did that.
Very, very difficult to pull off. He has been acquitted of the crime, and US law does not allow for dancing around double jeopardy.
The ONLY time one can even approach that is if can be proven the judge and/or jury was tampered with - which renders the original trial void.
>US law does not allow for dancing around double jeopardy.
Only in the same court of law. Had the father been in the military, he could have been tried under the UCMJ and convicted even if he was found not guilty by the state.
Absolutely. UCMJ is a whole other can of worms.
Also: IF more evidence turned up, he could theoretically be charged federally with violating the victim's civil rights. | worms | worm | true | LAW_ENFORCEMENT |
['The Sopranos star Annabella Sciorra Claims Harvey Weinstein Raped Her', 'Poor Harvey Weinstein. Perhaps he and Bill Cosby can get together and comfort each other.', 'They could invite over Roman Polanski and Woody Allen to round out the rape pack', "No love for Bill O'Reilly or Bill Clinton? This is Bill-ism...They get one token Bill in there and pretend it's all ok.", '... Uh who did Bill Clinton rape? He may be adulterous but that bj was legit. ', 'You know there are a lot more women than Monica right? Besides, that affair isn’t far of from the Hollywood situations. Older man, position of power, etc.', 'Consent is consent. Regret is altogether different.', "Yes. It's an obvious but important point to make. The BJ saga and Weinstein, Cosby, Polanski, different can of worms. Yes, they all involve very wealthy and successful men who probably prey on women but nobody should be lumping Lewinsky's bj and the slew of rape allegations happening together."] | The Sopranos star Annabella Sciorra Claims Harvey Weinstein Raped Her
Poor Harvey Weinstein. Perhaps he and Bill Cosby can get together and comfort each other.
They could invite over Roman Polanski and Woody Allen to round out the rape pack
No love for Bill O'Reilly or Bill Clinton? This is Bill-ism...They get one token Bill in there and pretend it's all ok.
... Uh who did Bill Clinton rape? He may be adulterous but that bj was legit.
You know there are a lot more women than Monica right? Besides, that affair isnt far of from the Hollywood situations. Older man, position of power, etc.
Consent is consent. Regret is altogether different.
Yes. It's an obvious but important point to make. The BJ saga and Weinstein, Cosby, Polanski, different can of worms. Yes, they all involve very wealthy and successful men who probably prey on women but nobody should be lumping Lewinsky's bj and the slew of rape allegations happening together. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Thirteen Russians criminally charged for interfering in US election, Mueller announces', "Wow, so I guess other countries can start charging US citizens for interfering in their elections. This definitely opens a can of worms - and all for political means as well!\n\nI guess if you're going to interfere in an election, you have to do it by financially supporting a party - refuse to pay and go to jail."] | Thirteen Russians criminally charged for interfering in US election, Mueller announces
Wow, so I guess other countries can start charging US citizens for interfering in their elections. This definitely opens a can of worms - and all for political means as well!
I guess if you're going to interfere in an election, you have to do it by financially supporting a party - refuse to pay and go to jail. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["Transgender people 'can't serve' US army", "I only posted a sample of the data that not only supports the reality of gender dysphoria, but has led to a consensus that hrt and grs are proper and effective treatment. \n\nThe way we talk about mental health in the world is so backwards, that's it's a can of worms too big for this conversation. But if you were to consider dysphoria to be any sort of illness, then ask yourself. You wouldn't deny a diabetic insulin nor somebody with bipolar lithium. So why would you deny a transgender individual the hormones they need?"] | Transgender people 'can't serve' US army
I only posted a sample of the data that not only supports the reality of gender dysphoria, but has led to a consensus that hrt and grs are proper and effective treatment.
The way we talk about mental health in the world is so backwards, that's it's a can of worms too big for this conversation. But if you were to consider dysphoria to be any sort of illness, then ask yourself. You wouldn't deny a diabetic insulin nor somebody with bipolar lithium. So why would you deny a transgender individual the hormones they need? | worms | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father', 'This is really going to piss off Trump. The NYT did an amazing job on this reporting. Please let Trump sue them and open this can of worms.\n\n"Pay close attention to All County Building Supply. It’s the most overt fraud we found, and Donald Trump and his siblings were shareholders. Its goal: make cash gifts from Fred Trump look like legit biz transactions."\n\n\nedit* Fox chiming in with what\'s expected already. \n[calls the activities in the NYT report "creative accounting" and dismisses it as Trump benefiting from a rich dad: "I don\'t know if there\'s a there there outside of the fact the president benefited from having a rich father and a good marketing skill"](https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1047219005289902081)\n'] | Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Schemes as He Reaped Riches From His Father
This is really going to piss off Trump. The NYT did an amazing job on this reporting. Please let Trump sue them and open this can of worms.
"Pay close attention to All County Building Supply. Its the most overt fraud we found, and Donald Trump and his siblings were shareholders. Its goal: make cash gifts from Fred Trump look like legit biz transactions."
edit* Fox chiming in with what's expected already.
[calls the activities in the NYT report "creative accounting" and dismisses it as Trump benefiting from a rich dad: "I don't know if there's a there there outside of the fact the president benefited from having a rich father and a good marketing skill"](https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1047219005289902081) | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Twenty-Two Attorneys General Sue The FCC Over Net Neutrality Repeal', 'List of states, commonwealths, and a district from [the PDF of the filing](https://ag.ny.gov/sites/default/files/petition_-_filed.pdf): NY, CA, CT, DE, HI, IL, IA, KY, ME, MD, MA, MN, MS, NM, NC, OR, PA, RI, VT, VA, WA, DC', "Of course FL isn't on there...", "Fuck that ok isn't on there... our state does nothing right (Mary Failin)", "It's unbelievable how many morons hit the polling stations at every election. They're like worms crawling out of the woodwork. The voters seriously need to take a good, hard look at why their state ranks so low in education, income, etc. There's no shame in changing your political stance and making different choices on election day."] | Twenty-Two Attorneys General Sue The FCC Over Net Neutrality Repeal
List of states, commonwealths, and a district from [the PDF of the filing](https://ag.ny.gov/sites/default/files/petition_-_filed.pdf): NY, CA, CT, DE, HI, IL, IA, KY, ME, MD, MA, MN, MS, NM, NC, OR, PA, RI, VT, VA, WA, DC
Of course FL isn't on there...
Fuck that ok isn't on there... our state does nothing right (Mary Failin)
It's unbelievable how many morons hit the polling stations at every election. They're like worms crawling out of the woodwork. The voters seriously need to take a good, hard look at why their state ranks so low in education, income, etc. There's no shame in changing your political stance and making different choices on election day. | worms | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['U.S. passes bill, allows 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia.', 'I wonder whether Obama will really veto it ', 'He will.', "Why? I don't really know what's happening. Could you explain it for me please?", "He values our strategic relationship with Saudi Arabia as an ally in the tumultuous middle east, and likely believes there's not enough evidence to tie the Saudi *government* to 9/11 generally.\n\nIf he believed they were responsible at all, he would have an obligation as Commander in Chief to seek restitution himself, directly.", "The Saudi's are the worlds largest terror funder, as well as slavers. I agree that this is opening up a can of worms but something needs to be done to stop their negative behavior, and selling them weapons shouldn't be one of them. "] | U.S. passes bill, allows 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia.
I wonder whether Obama will really veto it
He will.
Why? I don't really know what's happening. Could you explain it for me please?
He values our strategic relationship with Saudi Arabia as an ally in the tumultuous middle east, and likely believes there's not enough evidence to tie the Saudi *government* to 9/11 generally.
If he believed they were responsible at all, he would have an obligation as Commander in Chief to seek restitution himself, directly.
The Saudi's are the worlds largest terror funder, as well as slavers. I agree that this is opening up a can of worms but something needs to be done to stop their negative behavior, and selling them weapons shouldn't be one of them. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['UPDATE: Feminist Professor Who Attacked Pro-Life Student Charged With Criminal Battery', "> She told police that images of aborted fetuses “triggered” her to act the way she did, and that she felt she had set a good example for her students by physically confronting the teenage demonstrator.\n\nFor fuck's sake how can she not be aware of the ridiculous can of worms she opens by suggesting that an unprovoked violent behavior is the fault of **ANYONE** but the attacker.\n\nBut I'm sure that by holding the sign they were *asking for it*.\n\nGet the fuck out of your echo chamber you self-righteous shit."] | UPDATE: Feminist Professor Who Attacked Pro-Life Student Charged With Criminal Battery
> She told police that images of aborted fetuses triggered her to act the way she did, and that she felt she had set a good example for her students by physically confronting the teenage demonstrator.
For fuck's sake how can she not be aware of the ridiculous can of worms she opens by suggesting that an unprovoked violent behavior is the fault of **ANYONE** but the attacker.
But I'm sure that by holding the sign they were *asking for it*.
Get the fuck out of your echo chamber you self-righteous shit. | worms | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['USA Today: "The White House is removing a federal regulation that subjects its Office of Administration to the Freedom of Information Act, making official a policy under Presidents Bush and Obama to reject requests for records to that office."', 'The Patriot Act is the worst mistake America has allowed to happen since the last decade.', "I would argue it's one of the worst in our countries history. It has opened up a can of worms that start to violate what we stand for."] | USA Today: "The White House is removing a federal regulation that subjects its Office of Administration to the Freedom of Information Act, making official a policy under Presidents Bush and Obama to reject requests for records to that office."
The Patriot Act is the worst mistake America has allowed to happen since the last decade.
I would argue it's one of the worst in our countries history. It has opened up a can of worms that start to violate what we stand for. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Vaping will be banned in indoor public places in the state of New York', 'It would be funny if the reason was “It looks douchey.”', '[removed]', 'Gross. I prefer Rockstar since it tastes like gummy worms and sweet tarts while you have a battery in your mouth.'] | Vaping will be banned in indoor public places in the state of New York
It would be funny if the reason was It looks douchey.
[removed]
Gross. I prefer Rockstar since it tastes like gummy worms and sweet tarts while you have a battery in your mouth. | worms | worm | false | null |
['Wide Impact of Climate Change Already Seen in U.S.: Declaring that the issue of human-induced climate change had “moved firmly into the present,” a major study found that water shortages, torrential rains, heat waves and wildfires were worsening', "This all reminds me of a game called Alpha Centauri. It's the sequel to Civilization and takes place on the planet reached by the spaceship that launches with a science victory. It's really easy to get ahead in the early to mid-game if you wreck the ecosystem for the sake of productivity. But if you do that, when you hit the late game your bases will probably be overrun by tons of vengeful mind worms controlled by a nascent planet-mind.\n\nSo we should probably do something about climate change before New York and Beijing are overrun by mind worms. Or something like that."] | Wide Impact of Climate Change Already Seen in U.S.: Declaring that the issue of human-induced climate change had moved firmly into the present, a major study found that water shortages, torrential rains, heat waves and wildfires were worsening
This all reminds me of a game called Alpha Centauri. It's the sequel to Civilization and takes place on the planet reached by the spaceship that launches with a science victory. It's really easy to get ahead in the early to mid-game if you wreck the ecosystem for the sake of productivity. But if you do that, when you hit the late game your bases will probably be overrun by tons of vengeful mind worms controlled by a nascent planet-mind.
So we should probably do something about climate change before New York and Beijing are overrun by mind worms. Or something like that. | worms | worm | false | null |
["Worms found in burgers at 2 McDonald's restaurants", '#ALLNATURAL\n\n#FREERANGE\n\nYou want McDs to promote healthy eating with no additives but then you protest. They were all natural free range worms.'] | Worms found in burgers at 2 McDonald's restaurants
#ALLNATURAL
#FREERANGE
You want McDs to promote healthy eating with no additives but then you protest. They were all natural free range worms. | worms | worm | false | null |
["'Shootings' reported in central Paris", "This won't help the refugee crisis at all.", 'You mean the zombie invasion? The virus they carry is Islam. '] | 'Shootings' reported in central Paris
This won't help the refugee crisis at all.
You mean the zombie invasion? The virus they carry is Islam. | zombie | zombie | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['"I have been the biggest hypocrite ever". Josh Duggar admits being unfaithful to his wife, porn addiction.', 'What is every so concerned about? The virgin born demigod zombie prophet offers salvation through symbolic ritualized cannibalism. Wank on Mr Duggar. '] | "I have been the biggest hypocrite ever". Josh Duggar admits being unfaithful to his wife, porn addiction.
What is every so concerned about? The virgin born demigod zombie prophet offers salvation through symbolic ritualized cannibalism. Wank on Mr Duggar. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['[EMERGENCY BROADCAST] NORTH RICHMOND AND SAN PABLO CA ADVISED TO CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS. TURN\nOFF ALL HEATERS. AIR CONDITIONERS AND FANS. SEAL EVERYTHING OFF AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT GO OUT FOR ANY REASON!', 'Chevron Refinery is on fire. Full message:\n\nTHIS IS A MESSAGE FROM CONTRA COSTA HEALTH SERVICES. THERE IS AN\nEMERGENCY AT CHEVRON REFINERY.\n\n>RESIDENTS IN RICHMOND. NORTH RICHMOND AND SAN PABLO. ARE ADVISED\nTO SHELTER IN PLACE. **GO INSIDE. CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS. TURN\nOFF ALL HEATERS. AIR CONDITIONERS AND FANS**. IF NOT USING THE\nFIREPLACE. CLOSE FIREPLACE DAMPERS AND VENTS. AND **COVER CRACKS\nAROUND DOORS AND WINDOWS WITH TAPE OR DAMPED TOWELS**. MEDIA NEWS\nNETWORKS WILL CONTINUE TO CARRY UPDATED EMERGENCY INFORMATION.\nSTAY OFF THE TELEPHONE UNLESS YOU HAVE A LIFE THREATENING\nEMERGENCY. ', "Thank god it's not zombies.", 'Zombies woulda been fun.', "Yeah, I'm am expert after reading all those fictional books on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. "] | [EMERGENCY BROADCAST] NORTH RICHMOND AND SAN PABLO CA ADVISED TO CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS. TURN
OFF ALL HEATERS. AIR CONDITIONERS AND FANS. SEAL EVERYTHING OFF AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT GO OUT FOR ANY REASON!
Chevron Refinery is on fire. Full message:
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM CONTRA COSTA HEALTH SERVICES. THERE IS AN
EMERGENCY AT CHEVRON REFINERY.
>RESIDENTS IN RICHMOND. NORTH RICHMOND AND SAN PABLO. ARE ADVISED
TO SHELTER IN PLACE. **GO INSIDE. CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS. TURN
OFF ALL HEATERS. AIR CONDITIONERS AND FANS**. IF NOT USING THE
FIREPLACE. CLOSE FIREPLACE DAMPERS AND VENTS. AND **COVER CRACKS
AROUND DOORS AND WINDOWS WITH TAPE OR DAMPED TOWELS**. MEDIA NEWS
NETWORKS WILL CONTINUE TO CARRY UPDATED EMERGENCY INFORMATION.
STAY OFF THE TELEPHONE UNLESS YOU HAVE A LIFE THREATENING
EMERGENCY.
Thank god it's not zombies.
Zombies woulda been fun.
Yeah, I'm am expert after reading all those fictional books on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['18-year-old woman arrested after live streaming deadly crash near Los Banos', "I stumbled upon the uncensored video on Reddit yesterday. The whole thing is very odd. The girl in the red doesn't show any emotion throughout the video while kneeling over her sisters dead body. I would not recommend watching as it is quite gory. ", 'She was on a high dose of Xanax. That shit makes you a zombie. '] | 18-year-old woman arrested after live streaming deadly crash near Los Banos
I stumbled upon the uncensored video on Reddit yesterday. The whole thing is very odd. The girl in the red doesn't show any emotion throughout the video while kneeling over her sisters dead body. I would not recommend watching as it is quite gory.
She was on a high dose of Xanax. That shit makes you a zombie. | zombie | zombie | true | UNKNOWN |
['18,000 Kaiser nurses to strike next week, demanding higher Ebola treatment standards', 'We need to be prepared for a threat we will never face! Meanwhile shit like global warming and the growing income disparity is not worth the time.', "When one of those things can cause you to bleed out from every orifice and make your organs go into zombie mode while you're still alive, then you have a point."] | 18,000 Kaiser nurses to strike next week, demanding higher Ebola treatment standards
We need to be prepared for a threat we will never face! Meanwhile shit like global warming and the growing income disparity is not worth the time.
When one of those things can cause you to bleed out from every orifice and make your organs go into zombie mode while you're still alive, then you have a point. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
["2012 isn't the end of the world, Mayans insist", "LOL. We don't know what is going to happen tomorrow at the financial markets and people think that Mayans had been able to foresee anything thousands of years ahead. That's more preposterous than believing in some jewish zombie getting nailed to a cross and beaten to death only to resurrect 3 days later."] | 2012 isn't the end of the world, Mayans insist
LOL. We don't know what is going to happen tomorrow at the financial markets and people think that Mayans had been able to foresee anything thousands of years ahead. That's more preposterous than believing in some jewish zombie getting nailed to a cross and beaten to death only to resurrect 3 days later. | zombie | zombie | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['9 face murder charges in recorded after-school brawl in Georgia', "Now I get why my Georgia-born dad beat the living shit out of me every day when I was little. Being from Georgia was literally the problem. He's still a racist, sexist, road-raging POS but at least he doesn't hurt anyone any more. Only if he was raised outside of the south, I wonder what my life could have been like.", 'He probably beat you for being that dense.', 'He was an excessively abusive alcoholic and beat me and my mom until we bled. He sexually, psychologically and physically abused me.\n\nHe\'s nothing but a AA zombie that claims he\'s going to "heaven" and I\'m going to hell, because I know it doesn\'t exist.'] | 9 face murder charges in recorded after-school brawl in Georgia
Now I get why my Georgia-born dad beat the living shit out of me every day when I was little. Being from Georgia was literally the problem. He's still a racist, sexist, road-raging POS but at least he doesn't hurt anyone any more. Only if he was raised outside of the south, I wonder what my life could have been like.
He probably beat you for being that dense.
He was an excessively abusive alcoholic and beat me and my mom until we bled. He sexually, psychologically and physically abused me.
He's nothing but a AA zombie that claims he's going to "heaven" and I'm going to hell, because I know it doesn't exist. | zombie | zombie | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['9-Year-Old Faces Sexual Harassment Charges for Love Note', "Does anybody else feel like we just need a total reboot? Like, we can all quibble over where exactly we fucked up, but is anyone happy with where we are or where we're headed? Maybe we just need to start fresh.", 'Your comment is triggering my fear of a dystopian future resulting from a zombie apocalypse. I now need a safe space, finger paints, some kittens, and need to call off work for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot.'] | 9-Year-Old Faces Sexual Harassment Charges for Love Note
Does anybody else feel like we just need a total reboot? Like, we can all quibble over where exactly we fucked up, but is anyone happy with where we are or where we're headed? Maybe we just need to start fresh.
Your comment is triggering my fear of a dystopian future resulting from a zombie apocalypse. I now need a safe space, finger paints, some kittens, and need to call off work for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
["A federal court has ruled that a Christian campus organization can't be challenged over the firing of a woman who had a troubled marriage: The woman had claimed her rights were violated because two male employees weren't disciplined despite getting divorces", "I can't understand how people have more rights to discriminate just because they believe in some magic sky fairy.", 'You ignorant sob. It is a magic sky zombie, not a magic sky fairy.', "Fool. It's a lich, not a zombie.\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich\n\nNow repent!"] | A federal court has ruled that a Christian campus organization can't be challenged over the firing of a woman who had a troubled marriage: The woman had claimed her rights were violated because two male employees weren't disciplined despite getting divorces
I can't understand how people have more rights to discriminate just because they believe in some magic sky fairy.
You ignorant sob. It is a magic sky zombie, not a magic sky fairy.
Fool. It's a lich, not a zombie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich
Now repent! | zombie | zombie | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['Al Franken resigns from Senate over sexual misconduct allegations | US news', 'It has to be done, but the Democrats are Ned Stark-ing themselves. \n\nEdit: thank you, kind Lannister', 'Robb starking*', "Say what you like about Joffrey, but he never hoverhanded some soldier's tits or got his entire family's throats cut because he married his nurse. No! The golden-haired boy-king saw his duty and did it! Unlike some zombie aunt-fuckers we could mention. #DjaMissMeYet\n"] | Al Franken resigns from Senate over sexual misconduct allegations | US news
It has to be done, but the Democrats are Ned Stark-ing themselves.
Edit: thank you, kind Lannister
Robb starking*
Say what you like about Joffrey, but he never hoverhanded some soldier's tits or got his entire family's throats cut because he married his nurse. No! The golden-haired boy-king saw his duty and did it! Unlike some zombie aunt-fuckers we could mention. #DjaMissMeYet | zombie | zombie | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Atheist sent to jail for refusing to believe in higher power during drug rehab awarded $2 million.', 'Hallelujah. If there is a god I am sure he is smiling.\n', 'There is and he loves us all.', 'Kindly take your cloned zombie and shove it sideways.'] | Atheist sent to jail for refusing to believe in higher power during drug rehab awarded $2 million.
Hallelujah. If there is a god I am sure he is smiling.
There is and he loves us all.
Kindly take your cloned zombie and shove it sideways. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Book critical of Scientology, banned from America for 27 years, now goes on sale in US', 'I still think Scientology makes more sense than talking snakes and zombie jews.'] | Book critical of Scientology, banned from America for 27 years, now goes on sale in US
I still think Scientology makes more sense than talking snakes and zombie jews. | zombie | zombie | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['Border Patrol Agents Shut Down Highways in Maine and New Hampshire With Checkpoints', '“Papers please”. I’ve lost track - is America great yet?', "\n\n1. Discrediting the federal government and electoral proces - check\n\n2. Isolating the US from its former allies - check\n\n3. Kissing up to thugs (Duerte) and dictators (Kim, Putin) - check\n\n4. Damaging the US economy with an unforced trade war - check\n\n5. Establishing a racial purity focused police force - check\n\n6. Concentration camps - check\n\nyeah things are going just great if you're Zombie Hitler watching this from your Nazi Moon Base"] | Border Patrol Agents Shut Down Highways in Maine and New Hampshire With Checkpoints
Papers please. Ive lost track - is America great yet?
1. Discrediting the federal government and electoral proces - check
2. Isolating the US from its former allies - check
3. Kissing up to thugs (Duerte) and dictators (Kim, Putin) - check
4. Damaging the US economy with an unforced trade war - check
5. Establishing a racial purity focused police force - check
6. Concentration camps - check
yeah things are going just great if you're Zombie Hitler watching this from your Nazi Moon Base | Zombie | zombie | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["Brain-jacking fungus turns living victims into 'zombies'", "Here's a video of the cordyceps fungus in action. It really is horrifying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOQ0VU24xw", 'I just finished watching [This TED Talk](http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/nathan_wolfe_hunts_for_the_next_aids.html) about human diseases starting in the jungle. Bah.\n\nA zombie apocalypse could be a good time I guess. '] | Brain-jacking fungus turns living victims into 'zombies'
Here's a video of the cordyceps fungus in action. It really is horrifying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOQ0VU24xw
I just finished watching [This TED Talk](http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/nathan_wolfe_hunts_for_the_next_aids.html) about human diseases starting in the jungle. Bah.
A zombie apocalypse could be a good time I guess. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['California votes to bar schools from starting before 8:30am to help give students more sleep', 'Whether its a good idea or bad, I would like to acknowledge that at least the political powers here are TRYING to make life better for their younger generation, in accordance with hard science that children and teenagers DO need more sleep than adults. We can all appreciate the effort, right? And if it doesn’t work out for one reason or another, perhaps they’ll adopt the shortened school and work week like other countries around the world ', 'I had to wake up at 6:30 am every day and go to school in the dark. It was fucking depressing and I was a zombie most days'] | California votes to bar schools from starting before 8:30am to help give students more sleep
Whether its a good idea or bad, I would like to acknowledge that at least the political powers here are TRYING to make life better for their younger generation, in accordance with hard science that children and teenagers DO need more sleep than adults. We can all appreciate the effort, right? And if it doesnt work out for one reason or another, perhaps theyll adopt the shortened school and work week like other countries around the world
I had to wake up at 6:30 am every day and go to school in the dark. It was fucking depressing and I was a zombie most days | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Colin the Movie, made by Marc Price for £45', 'another zombie movie but with a twist'] | Colin the Movie, made by Marc Price for 45
another zombie movie but with a twist | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Cops surround home, find family watching ‘The Walking Dead’', '"a show about firearms" more like a show about a group of survivors of a zombie apocalypse but whatever.'] | Cops surround home, find family watching The Walking Dead
"a show about firearms" more like a show about a group of survivors of a zombie apocalypse but whatever. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
["Cranberries singer O'Riordan drowned after drinking", 'She died in January, this must be the result of the autopsy.', 'I somehow missed it. I didn’t know she died. The Cranberries is one of those bands that always reminds me of childhood. This sucks. ', 'She died the same day that she was to go to the studio to collab with bad wolves on their cover of zombie. You should give it a listen, it’s really good. I imagine it would have been even better with her vocals added too. Bad wolves also donated the proceeds of that song to her children.'] | Cranberries singer O'Riordan drowned after drinking
She died in January, this must be the result of the autopsy.
I somehow missed it. I didnt know she died. The Cranberries is one of those bands that always reminds me of childhood. This sucks.
She died the same day that she was to go to the studio to collab with bad wolves on their cover of zombie. You should give it a listen, its really good. I imagine it would have been even better with her vocals added too. Bad wolves also donated the proceeds of that song to her children. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Crash claims 100 top AIDS researchers heading to Melbourne', "For all the higher thinking we do, all the shit we invent, all the patting on the back we give ourselves, we're still our own worst enemy. Think of the BRILLIANCE that was on that plane. All those people killed. All for what? Fucking nothing, that's what.", 'Because some dipshit people in charge of handling things that can take human life so easily. No one should be able to wield weapons like this or be allowed to make a decision without having the proper knowledge and support to kill someone.', 'No one should have these weapons at all. At least in a perfect world. Too bad that never happen', 'What if a zombie Billy The Kid comes back from the dead with weapons... Then we are screwed. '] | Crash claims 100 top AIDS researchers heading to Melbourne
For all the higher thinking we do, all the shit we invent, all the patting on the back we give ourselves, we're still our own worst enemy. Think of the BRILLIANCE that was on that plane. All those people killed. All for what? Fucking nothing, that's what.
Because some dipshit people in charge of handling things that can take human life so easily. No one should be able to wield weapons like this or be allowed to make a decision without having the proper knowledge and support to kill someone.
No one should have these weapons at all. At least in a perfect world. Too bad that never happen
What if a zombie Billy The Kid comes back from the dead with weapons... Then we are screwed. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Dangerous Bacteria Mysteriously Escapes From Louisiana Monkey Lab', 'So this is how the zombie apocalypse begins.'] | Dangerous Bacteria Mysteriously Escapes From Louisiana Monkey Lab
So this is how the zombie apocalypse begins. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Driver crashes into San Jose Walmart, attacks customers', 'I was thinking zombie outbreak until he picked up a blunt weapon. Maybe he was just sick of walmarts bullshit?'] | Driver crashes into San Jose Walmart, attacks customers
I was thinking zombie outbreak until he picked up a blunt weapon. Maybe he was just sick of walmarts bullshit? | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Drug firms shipped 20.8M pain pills to WV town with 2,900 people', "I lost my ex-wife to this epidemic.\n\nShe didn't die, but the woman I married was lost to her addiction, and eventually I could no longer bare the burden of her lifestyle.\n\nI can't explain how many times I tried to help her, to get her help, to only have it return a few months later. No one outside of our home could respect the severity of the situation, and they continued to give her pain pills even when she had warnings on her patient record of prescription abuse.\n\nThank you West Virginia.", "It's not only West Virginia. I'm in New York and my girlfriend's mom is addicted to pain medications. She's a completely different person now. Before she was a successful high functioning person in society with a great job and now she walks around like a zombie. Thanks America for selling out to big Pharma!"] | Drug firms shipped 20.8M pain pills to WV town with 2,900 people
I lost my ex-wife to this epidemic.
She didn't die, but the woman I married was lost to her addiction, and eventually I could no longer bare the burden of her lifestyle.
I can't explain how many times I tried to help her, to get her help, to only have it return a few months later. No one outside of our home could respect the severity of the situation, and they continued to give her pain pills even when she had warnings on her patient record of prescription abuse.
Thank you West Virginia.
It's not only West Virginia. I'm in New York and my girlfriend's mom is addicted to pain medications. She's a completely different person now. Before she was a successful high functioning person in society with a great job and now she walks around like a zombie. Thanks America for selling out to big Pharma! | zombie | zombie | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Emma Watson denies tax dodging after offshore account revealed', "So the woman who spread all this drivel about open borders won't even deign to pay for the welfare of migrants with her own taxes?\n\nHow moral... burden everyone else with it.", '"Do as I say, not as I do" is the leftist mantra.', "Politics aren't that bad. Religion is the real cancer of our society. Anyone who thinks they can telepathically communicate with a 2000 year old jewish zombie is dangerous to the progress and unification of our species."] | Emma Watson denies tax dodging after offshore account revealed
So the woman who spread all this drivel about open borders won't even deign to pay for the welfare of migrants with her own taxes?
How moral... burden everyone else with it.
"Do as I say, not as I do" is the leftist mantra.
Politics aren't that bad. Religion is the real cancer of our society. Anyone who thinks they can telepathically communicate with a 2000 year old jewish zombie is dangerous to the progress and unification of our species. | zombie | zombie | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
["Florida gun store: We're a 'Muslim-free' zone after Chattanooga shootings", "Publicity stunt and it's working.", 'But you have heard of him.', "Not until today, so it's definitely a success.", "Yup, I'm going to go out and buy a gun from this awesome dude!\n\nOh wait, I disagree with his understanding of religion.\n\nAnd i don't like guns enough to own one, shooting ranges are fine for now.\n\nOh, and I live up North.\n\nBut I *have* heard of him! His campaign is a success!", '[deleted]', "I completely agree with you. I remember buying a brick of .22lr for $20, and that was for 550 rounds. Now I'm lucky to even find a brick of 350 .22lr for under $35. Don't even get me started on the stupid overpriced zombie ammo either. Same damn round as Hornady Critical Defense, but with a green tip and $5-10 more expensive."] | Florida gun store: We're a 'Muslim-free' zone after Chattanooga shootings
Publicity stunt and it's working.
But you have heard of him.
Not until today, so it's definitely a success.
Yup, I'm going to go out and buy a gun from this awesome dude!
Oh wait, I disagree with his understanding of religion.
And i don't like guns enough to own one, shooting ranges are fine for now.
Oh, and I live up North.
But I *have* heard of him! His campaign is a success!
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I completely agree with you. I remember buying a brick of .22lr for $20, and that was for 550 rounds. Now I'm lucky to even find a brick of 350 .22lr for under $35. Don't even get me started on the stupid overpriced zombie ammo either. Same damn round as Hornady Critical Defense, but with a green tip and $5-10 more expensive. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['Former President Carter leases 10 acres of his farmland to build 1.3-megawatt solar power station', "Dude don't fucking scare me like that i see jimmy carters name and assume the worst", '"Jimmy Carter leases the farm"', "So...he's undead now?", 'solar powered zombie, runs in day and walks in night\n\nand builds homes for poor people'] | Former President Carter leases 10 acres of his farmland to build 1.3-megawatt solar power station
Dude don't fucking scare me like that i see jimmy carters name and assume the worst
"Jimmy Carter leases the farm"
So...he's undead now?
solar powered zombie, runs in day and walks in night
and builds homes for poor people | zombie | zombie | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Free TO PLAY MMORPG 3D games', 'There are contentions for every side however the one genuine characterizing rule is you. Do you discover stimulation out of it? Do you have to burn through cash like a bit corporate robot zombie manikin!? Promoting and media and essentially everything will let you know yes and web gaming is the same. For more information visit here: https://millsgrace7.wordpress.com/2015/06/20/free-to-play-mmorpg-3d-games-2/'] | Free TO PLAY MMORPG 3D games
There are contentions for every side however the one genuine characterizing rule is you. Do you discover stimulation out of it? Do you have to burn through cash like a bit corporate robot zombie manikin!? Promoting and media and essentially everything will let you know yes and web gaming is the same. For more information visit here: https://millsgrace7.wordpress.com/2015/06/20/free-to-play-mmorpg-3d-games-2/ | zombie | zombie | true | UNKNOWN |
["George A. Romero, 'Night of the Living Dead' creator, dies at 77.", "This is very sad, this man is iconic in the zombie themed storytelling world.\n\nHaving said that... I'm ready for some flesh blood to push the genre forward."] | George A. Romero, 'Night of the Living Dead' creator, dies at 77.
This is very sad, this man is iconic in the zombie themed storytelling world.
Having said that... I'm ready for some flesh blood to push the genre forward. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
['German youths stab journalist then perform Hitler salute', 'Thanks, Russia, for supporting fascism all over Europe. ', 'It would be funny if they get their wish and a fascist Europe comes and finishes the job in Russia. ', "I mean, that's not unlikely. Be it as it may, fascism *needs* enemies, and war, to function. Russia will always be geopolitically opposed to European countries as long as they're not in a downright partnership, so a hypothetical fascist Europe of tomorrow will most likely look towards Russia ", 'Except Russia is fascist now. They lost democracy, arrest their dissident artists and journalists, and even have concentration camps for gay people.', "And? You think fascists countries don't attack each other? ", 'Despite their insatiable desire to consume all that you are, fascists do not abide by zombie law.'] | German youths stab journalist then perform Hitler salute
Thanks, Russia, for supporting fascism all over Europe.
It would be funny if they get their wish and a fascist Europe comes and finishes the job in Russia.
I mean, that's not unlikely. Be it as it may, fascism *needs* enemies, and war, to function. Russia will always be geopolitically opposed to European countries as long as they're not in a downright partnership, so a hypothetical fascist Europe of tomorrow will most likely look towards Russia
Except Russia is fascist now. They lost democracy, arrest their dissident artists and journalists, and even have concentration camps for gay people.
And? You think fascists countries don't attack each other?
Despite their insatiable desire to consume all that you are, fascists do not abide by zombie law. | zombie | zombie | false | null |
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