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['Spanish driver tests positive for every drug in test', 'Jordan Belfort: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it\'s awesome.\n \n/Wolf of Wall Street'] | Spanish driver tests positive for every drug in test
Jordan Belfort: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
/Wolf of Wall Street | Wolf | wolf | false | null |
["The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the 'Evolution' Drug Market", 'OOOOoooo be very afraid of the evil Dark Web..... can we stop all this fear mongering already. ', "The Deep Dark Web is the Big Bad Wolf. They want to push fear against anything they can't control."] | The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the 'Evolution' Drug Market
OOOOoooo be very afraid of the evil Dark Web..... can we stop all this fear mongering already.
The Deep Dark Web is the Big Bad Wolf. They want to push fear against anything they can't control. | Wolf | wolf | true | UNKNOWN |
["Tina Brown Slams Journalism, Says It's Having a 'Very, Very Pathetic Moment', and says writing is no longer important and that we are becoming an oral culture.", "I don't know who Tina Brown is but investigative journalism has certainly gone downhill if you compare today to the 1970s. ", "The only guys I've heard of who still do it are either crazy war correspondents from WarIsBoring.com or crazy bros who wander into random places like Vice.com\n\nIt would be awesome if there were higher-budget efforts... but the more money that gets involved, the more executives breathing down your neck and controlling things.", "You also have PBS Frontline, Greenwald and a couple other people but aside from that, the media is filled with Wolf Blitzer types who don't want to offend anyone because that means they won't get invited to the next White House press conference."] | Tina Brown Slams Journalism, Says It's Having a 'Very, Very Pathetic Moment', and says writing is no longer important and that we are becoming an oral culture.
I don't know who Tina Brown is but investigative journalism has certainly gone downhill if you compare today to the 1970s.
The only guys I've heard of who still do it are either crazy war correspondents from WarIsBoring.com or crazy bros who wander into random places like Vice.com
It would be awesome if there were higher-budget efforts... but the more money that gets involved, the more executives breathing down your neck and controlling things.
You also have PBS Frontline, Greenwald and a couple other people but aside from that, the media is filled with Wolf Blitzer types who don't want to offend anyone because that means they won't get invited to the next White House press conference. | Wolf | wolf | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
["Tropical Storm Hermine Strengthens Off Florida Gulf Coast; Could Reach 'Near-Hurricane' Strength", "OMG the Weather man in Tallahassee is absolutely insane with excitement. I don't get it. ", 'Like Wolf Blitzer and a missing airplane.'] | Tropical Storm Hermine Strengthens Off Florida Gulf Coast; Could Reach 'Near-Hurricane' Strength
OMG the Weather man in Tallahassee is absolutely insane with excitement. I don't get it.
Like Wolf Blitzer and a missing airplane. | Wolf | wolf | false | null |
['Trump Denies Allegations Of Secret Ties, Collusion Between Campaign And Russia (NPR)', "The problem with anything Trump says at this point is that he's made himself impossible to believe. Unfortunately, people somehow misconstrue that to mean all kinds of things, but he's just really a liar. That doesn't disqualify him from politics, just means I literally believe nothing he says.", 'The news companies are going this same way. Reporting this stuff with zero verification could really turn into a boy that cried wolf situation. '] | Trump Denies Allegations Of Secret Ties, Collusion Between Campaign And Russia (NPR)
The problem with anything Trump says at this point is that he's made himself impossible to believe. Unfortunately, people somehow misconstrue that to mean all kinds of things, but he's just really a liar. That doesn't disqualify him from politics, just means I literally believe nothing he says.
The news companies are going this same way. Reporting this stuff with zero verification could really turn into a boy that cried wolf situation. | wolf | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador', 'With every new revelation I think "holy shit, this is what brings him down!" but then I remember that Congress and half the country just doesn\'t fucking care anymore and nothing seems to matter. ', 'Maybe because the media bitched and rung their hands about literally EVERYTHING EVEN REMOTELY NEGATIVE ABOUT TRUMP SINCE HE ANNOUNCED HE WAS RUNNING. Its almost as if American citizens are exhausted from all the outrage. Good job crying wolf for almost two years. If Trump actually DOES fuck up, no one is going to give a shit.'] | Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador
With every new revelation I think "holy shit, this is what brings him down!" but then I remember that Congress and half the country just doesn't fucking care anymore and nothing seems to matter.
Maybe because the media bitched and rung their hands about literally EVERYTHING EVEN REMOTELY NEGATIVE ABOUT TRUMP SINCE HE ANNOUNCED HE WAS RUNNING. Its almost as if American citizens are exhausted from all the outrage. Good job crying wolf for almost two years. If Trump actually DOES fuck up, no one is going to give a shit. | wolf | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador', 'With every new revelation I think "holy shit, this is what brings him down!" but then I remember that Congress and half the country just doesn\'t fucking care anymore and nothing seems to matter. ', 'it\'s in WaPo\'s best interest to report on anything even if it doesn\'t come to be true. They can report that "sources" say XYZ, such that even when XYZ does not get proved to be true, they didn\'t really do any false reporting.', "You lose credibility that way though. The boy who cried wolf.\n\nIt's in their best interest to have valid sources for their stories (even if they can't reveal them)."] | Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador
With every new revelation I think "holy shit, this is what brings him down!" but then I remember that Congress and half the country just doesn't fucking care anymore and nothing seems to matter.
it's in WaPo's best interest to report on anything even if it doesn't come to be true. They can report that "sources" say XYZ, such that even when XYZ does not get proved to be true, they didn't really do any false reporting.
You lose credibility that way though. The boy who cried wolf.
It's in their best interest to have valid sources for their stories (even if they can't reveal them). | wolf | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Two New York college students who claimed to be victims of racist attack expelled', 'Really not doing themselves or actual victims any favour. Its like the boy who cried wolf but in the scenario every other sheep harder suffers '] | Two New York college students who claimed to be victims of racist attack expelled
Really not doing themselves or actual victims any favour. Its like the boy who cried wolf but in the scenario every other sheep harder suffers | wolf | wolf | false | null |
['U.S. Senate bill proposes sweeping curbs on NSA surveillance', '>It instead would authorize searches for telephone call records "two hops" from a search term\n\nKevin Bacon is fucked.', 'Almost everyone in America is 2 hops from anyone.\n\nExample: I went to college X, Bob also went to College X, and Bob works at the same company as terrorist Y.', 'This Bill might just be a wolf in sheep\'s clothing. It\'s the "USA Freedom Act", which already makes people believe it\'s truly about freedom, while instead, it\'ll just make the NSA\'s job easier by lowering what they need to collect, and making it about digging hard for connections.\n\nEx: I search How to make ice cream, some people are allergic to dairy, therefore I want to poison someone.'] | U.S. Senate bill proposes sweeping curbs on NSA surveillance
>It instead would authorize searches for telephone call records "two hops" from a search term
Kevin Bacon is fucked.
Almost everyone in America is 2 hops from anyone.
Example: I went to college X, Bob also went to College X, and Bob works at the same company as terrorist Y.
This Bill might just be a wolf in sheep's clothing. It's the "USA Freedom Act", which already makes people believe it's truly about freedom, while instead, it'll just make the NSA's job easier by lowering what they need to collect, and making it about digging hard for connections.
Ex: I search How to make ice cream, some people are allergic to dairy, therefore I want to poison someone. | wolf | wolf | false | null |
['US Police officers charged with over 400 rapes that occurred over a 9 year period.', '[deleted]', 'This story is terrifying. You must have felt so helpless.', '[deleted]', 'That doesn’t sound whorish at all. It’s survival. It’s sad but you wouldn’t chastise a wolf for chewing its leg off to get out of a trap. It’s the same thing. '] | US Police officers charged with over 400 rapes that occurred over a 9 year period.
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This story is terrifying. You must have felt so helpless.
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That doesnt sound whorish at all. Its survival. Its sad but you wouldnt chastise a wolf for chewing its leg off to get out of a trap. Its the same thing. | wolf | wolf | false | null |
['Wolf Blitzer asks tornado survivor to thank the lord; she replies she is an atheist.', 'I see no value in this kind of reporting. New agencies should be reporting on aid and rebuilding, not on stupid obvious questions.\n\nWell, how do feel about loosing all your life possessions today and almost getting killed in the process? How does that make you feel? \n\nFuck Wolf and other news reporters like him. '] | Wolf Blitzer asks tornado survivor to thank the lord; she replies she is an atheist.
I see no value in this kind of reporting. New agencies should be reporting on aid and rebuilding, not on stupid obvious questions.
Well, how do feel about loosing all your life possessions today and almost getting killed in the process? How does that make you feel?
Fuck Wolf and other news reporters like him. | Wolf | wolf | false | null |
['Workman nearly falls to his death after child cuts rope because drilling disturbed his cartoon TV show. "He has promised he will not do something similar again"', "That's what you get when you fuck with a kid's cartoons. Let this be a lesson to you.", 'Supposedly he was watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.'] | Workman nearly falls to his death after child cuts rope because drilling disturbed his cartoon TV show. "He has promised he will not do something similar again"
That's what you get when you fuck with a kid's cartoons. Let this be a lesson to you.
Supposedly he was watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. | Wolf | wolf | false | null |
['YouTube Bans Infowars’ Alex Jones for Spewing Hate Speech', '[deleted]', ">I was pro choice until I saw that Michelle Wolf video today. Hopefully Kavanaugh watches it too and decides to reverse Roe v Wade \n \nHere's [some of](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8xiv09/megathread_president_trump_nominates_judge_brett/e23m0tr/?context=3&utm_content=context&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=u_PaidShill841) /u/PaidShill841's free speech. It's good we're hearing insightful voices like his."] | YouTube Bans Infowars Alex Jones for Spewing Hate Speech
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>I was pro choice until I saw that Michelle Wolf video today. Hopefully Kavanaugh watches it too and decides to reverse Roe v Wade
Here's [some of](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8xiv09/megathread_president_trump_nominates_judge_brett/e23m0tr/?context=3&utm_content=context&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=u_PaidShill841) /u/PaidShill841's free speech. It's good we're hearing insightful voices like his. | Wolf | wolf | false | null |
["'You have not done anything but ruin her' - Prison for ex-cop who raped girl for a decade", 'A cop and a pedophile? I give him about a week before somebody gets to him.', "Is it bad that I'm ok with that? Anyone who does things like that to children should be thrown to the wolves"] | 'You have not done anything but ruin her' - Prison for ex-cop who raped girl for a decade
A cop and a pedophile? I give him about a week before somebody gets to him.
Is it bad that I'm ok with that? Anyone who does things like that to children should be thrown to the wolves | wolves | wolf | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
['$10K reward offered for killer of rare Yellowstone wolf', 'Pretty sad people are against the reintroduction of wolves in Yellowstone. They are a keystone species - since their reintroduction all other wildlife in the area have began thriving again. I find it despicable that a Shoot on Site law would be allowed for such a crucial member of the ecosystem. Farmers and ranchers must be able to find ways to coexist with these beautiful creatures- after all, the wolves were there long before they were.'] | $10K reward offered for killer of rare Yellowstone wolf
Pretty sad people are against the reintroduction of wolves in Yellowstone. They are a keystone species - since their reintroduction all other wildlife in the area have began thriving again. I find it despicable that a Shoot on Site law would be allowed for such a crucial member of the ecosystem. Farmers and ranchers must be able to find ways to coexist with these beautiful creatures- after all, the wolves were there long before they were. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['17-year-old tased several times after synthetic drug ‘toad’ sends him on violent attack', "Real shame he survived. He's just another pollutant in the gene pool.", '[deleted]', 'Ideological liberalism is anti human at its core. I am not obligated to honor such a worldview. More to the point, it is anithetical to Christian principles of integrity, fair dealing, the authority of the Canon and many other things. I don\'t care what these churches profess, I care that they call it "Christian" because they are no such thing. They are wolves in sheep\'s clothing.\n\nTl; dr Christianity isn\'t built on tolerance for all views, it\'s built on a pursuit of truth\n '] | 17-year-old tased several times after synthetic drug toad sends him on violent attack
Real shame he survived. He's just another pollutant in the gene pool.
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Ideological liberalism is anti human at its core. I am not obligated to honor such a worldview. More to the point, it is anithetical to Christian principles of integrity, fair dealing, the authority of the Canon and many other things. I don't care what these churches profess, I care that they call it "Christian" because they are no such thing. They are wolves in sheep's clothing.
Tl; dr Christianity isn't built on tolerance for all views, it's built on a pursuit of truth | wolves | wolf | true | RELIGIOUS_ENTITY |
['22-Year-Old Virginia Woman Mauled to Death by Her Dogs While Taking Them for a Walk:', '[removed]', 'People get upset when you suggest that their precious little Cujo could be inherently aggressive. Their dog is an extension of themselves and they take it personally. I don’t know much about banning a breed but I wonder if it’s feasible to systematically “unbreed” a dog over generations.', "I mean it's not like they evolved from wolves or anyth- oh. "] | 22-Year-Old Virginia Woman Mauled to Death by Her Dogs While Taking Them for a Walk:
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People get upset when you suggest that their precious little Cujo could be inherently aggressive. Their dog is an extension of themselves and they take it personally. I dont know much about banning a breed but I wonder if its feasible to systematically unbreed a dog over generations.
I mean it's not like they evolved from wolves or anyth- oh. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['625 wolves left in Montana, over 6000 permits to hunt them issued (x - post from /r/wolves )', 'I find this hard to believe. Only digitaljournal is reporting on this story and neighboring state Wyoming only issues approximately 50 permits for hunting wolves.'] | 625 wolves left in Montana, over 6000 permits to hunt them issued (x - post from /r/wolves )
I find this hard to believe. Only digitaljournal is reporting on this story and neighboring state Wyoming only issues approximately 50 permits for hunting wolves. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['625 wolves left in Montana, over 6000 permits to hunt them issued (x - post from /r/wolves )', "That's just perfect. In order to save cattle, let's completely decimate an entire species from the region. Because it's not like it would... you know, critically affect the ecosystem or anything like that. \n\nEDIT: I realized it wasn't an eradication, that was definitely my bad. Carry on. ", 'The current wolf problem is critically effecting the ecosystem.', "Because there is too much or too little? Elaborate.\n\nbtw, I will admit I don't much about the situation over their, but we had the same issue here over in the Northwest and the absence of wolves was not beneficial. "] | 625 wolves left in Montana, over 6000 permits to hunt them issued (x - post from /r/wolves )
That's just perfect. In order to save cattle, let's completely decimate an entire species from the region. Because it's not like it would... you know, critically affect the ecosystem or anything like that.
EDIT: I realized it wasn't an eradication, that was definitely my bad. Carry on.
The current wolf problem is critically effecting the ecosystem.
Because there is too much or too little? Elaborate.
btw, I will admit I don't much about the situation over their, but we had the same issue here over in the Northwest and the absence of wolves was not beneficial. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['77,000 foreign banks to share tax info with IRS', 'Translation: "We\'ll throw a few common-stock millionaires to the wolves, if it keeps true elites in power." '] | 77,000 foreign banks to share tax info with IRS
Translation: "We'll throw a few common-stock millionaires to the wolves, if it keeps true elites in power." | wolves | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['A pack of wolves has been spotted in Northern California for the first time in nearly 100 years', 'Who knew California wolves would thrive in an environment of burning forests and no water?', 'All your wolves are Canadian wolves, you killed all of [yours](http://www.missionwolf.org/page/wild-wolf-history/).'] | A pack of wolves has been spotted in Northern California for the first time in nearly 100 years
Who knew California wolves would thrive in an environment of burning forests and no water?
All your wolves are Canadian wolves, you killed all of [yours](http://www.missionwolf.org/page/wild-wolf-history/). | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['A pack of wolves has been spotted in Northern California for the first time in nearly 100 years', "Wolves are dangerous and Northern California isn't as uninhabited as some might think. I would advise caution in reintroducing these animals.", 'Read some of the more informative comments. Or just be willfully ignorant and walk out of here thinking what you want to think.\n\n', "I have had my own pets killed by coyotes. I'might sure a larger canine would be safer though.", 'Wolves help regulate coyote populations, ensuring there are *fewer* large canines. You were given good advice above and you ignored it. '] | A pack of wolves has been spotted in Northern California for the first time in nearly 100 years
Wolves are dangerous and Northern California isn't as uninhabited as some might think. I would advise caution in reintroducing these animals.
Read some of the more informative comments. Or just be willfully ignorant and walk out of here thinking what you want to think.
I have had my own pets killed by coyotes. I'might sure a larger canine would be safer though.
Wolves help regulate coyote populations, ensuring there are *fewer* large canines. You were given good advice above and you ignored it. | Wolves | wolf | false | null |
['A woman has been found guilty of being at the centre of a paedophile ring which set children up as "sexual play-things" over more than a decade.', "Wow...These people deserve more than hell and I'm more worked over the fact that this isn't getting more attention than it deserves.", "> Wow...These people deserve more than hell and I'm more worked over the fact that this isn't getting more attention than it deserves.\n\nYou should probably ignore the first five people convicted during the current furor; they are surely fall-guys and patsies, thrown to the wolves to protect the serious players.\n"] | A woman has been found guilty of being at the centre of a paedophile ring which set children up as "sexual play-things" over more than a decade.
Wow...These people deserve more than hell and I'm more worked over the fact that this isn't getting more attention than it deserves.
> Wow...These people deserve more than hell and I'm more worked over the fact that this isn't getting more attention than it deserves.
You should probably ignore the first five people convicted during the current furor; they are surely fall-guys and patsies, thrown to the wolves to protect the serious players. | wolves | wolf | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
['Afghans who worked with U.S. forces told they can no longer apply for special visas', 'And that kids is how you make enemies.', 'That kids is how you make terrorists.\n\nFTFY', "You're ignorant if you think terrorists are operating on the basis of American hatred. Terrorists operate because they want control over how people interpret Islam. They know sane people won't convert to radical Islam so they just kill them instead to instill fear.\n\nNot to mention that terrorists literally haven't given a shit about the U.S. for a long time. The last terror attacks in the U.S. have been lone wolfs, where as the actual terrorists have been focusing on Europe. This is a global issue.", "Most of the terror attacks in Europe have been lone wolves too. In fact, that's the only way they tend to succeed at all anymore; being too isolated from other networks that would give them away to authorities. "] | Afghans who worked with U.S. forces told they can no longer apply for special visas
And that kids is how you make enemies.
That kids is how you make terrorists.
FTFY
You're ignorant if you think terrorists are operating on the basis of American hatred. Terrorists operate because they want control over how people interpret Islam. They know sane people won't convert to radical Islam so they just kill them instead to instill fear.
Not to mention that terrorists literally haven't given a shit about the U.S. for a long time. The last terror attacks in the U.S. have been lone wolfs, where as the actual terrorists have been focusing on Europe. This is a global issue.
Most of the terror attacks in Europe have been lone wolves too. In fact, that's the only way they tend to succeed at all anymore; being too isolated from other networks that would give them away to authorities. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
["America's roads are running out of money", "It's all that money you spent on that wolves only highway."] | America's roads are running out of money
It's all that money you spent on that wolves only highway. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Authorities Respond to “20 Victim Shooting” Incident in San Bernardino: Fire Dept.', '[deleted]', 'Why would ISIS attack a small target like this?', 'These ISIS attacks are not really orchestrated by a central ISIS command. These are lone wolves who watch YouTube videos and are inspired to do these things. They likely never had any contact with a real member of ISIS.'] | Authorities Respond to 20 Victim Shooting Incident in San Bernardino: Fire Dept.
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Why would ISIS attack a small target like this?
These ISIS attacks are not really orchestrated by a central ISIS command. These are lone wolves who watch YouTube videos and are inspired to do these things. They likely never had any contact with a real member of ISIS. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Authorities Respond to “20 Victim Shooting” Incident in San Bernardino: Fire Dept.', 'So was it a terrorist or just a mentally unstable lone wolf who tragically happened to slip through the system?', 'There are 3 confirmed shooters, so definitely not a lone wolf. 3 lone wolves working together?'] | Authorities Respond to 20 Victim Shooting Incident in San Bernardino: Fire Dept.
So was it a terrorist or just a mentally unstable lone wolf who tragically happened to slip through the system?
There are 3 confirmed shooters, so definitely not a lone wolf. 3 lone wolves working together? | wolves | wolf | false | null |
["Baby 'dies from tear gas inhalation' two months after Israeli forces shot canisters into home, Palestinian official says", "So what? It's common knowledge that Israel leads the world in baby killing and organ trafficking.", "Common knowledge? Like the common knowledge that Israel trains sharks to kill Arabs and the British SAS released packs of wolves on Iraqis in Mosul? Popular rumors aren't the same as common knowledge."] | Baby 'dies from tear gas inhalation' two months after Israeli forces shot canisters into home, Palestinian official says
So what? It's common knowledge that Israel leads the world in baby killing and organ trafficking.
Common knowledge? Like the common knowledge that Israel trains sharks to kill Arabs and the British SAS released packs of wolves on Iraqis in Mosul? Popular rumors aren't the same as common knowledge. | wolves | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["Ben Affleck dubbed 'Buttman' as more groping allegations emerge", "This is going to keep getting 'worse', but ...good. Unmask all of them.", 'karma is karma. these psychopath elites are finally getting whats due', "No they're not, they'll throw a few scape goats to the wolves, we'll all whip ourselves up into a mob frenzy for a few days, then forget about it and go back to watching the movies we love so much. Because, like smart phones and brand name clothes, movies are best enjoyed when pretending no one suffers in their production."] | Ben Affleck dubbed 'Buttman' as more groping allegations emerge
This is going to keep getting 'worse', but ...good. Unmask all of them.
karma is karma. these psychopath elites are finally getting whats due
No they're not, they'll throw a few scape goats to the wolves, we'll all whip ourselves up into a mob frenzy for a few days, then forget about it and go back to watching the movies we love so much. Because, like smart phones and brand name clothes, movies are best enjoyed when pretending no one suffers in their production. | wolves | wolf | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Boy loses arm after being mauled by family’s wolf hybrids', '[deleted]', 'Seriously, all the good qualities were already identified and bred into the awesome domesticated dog breeds we have. Why try to reinvent the wheel? ', 'Partially because a lot of deformities have been bred into dogs. Which is why we have pugs whose eyes fall out and bulldogs who require cesarean births.\n\nNot that I think wolves are the best "fix" for any of that the way people are breeding them now, but it would be worth considering as part of a well run scientific breeding program.', "So don't buy a pug or a bulldog. There are a lot of options between deformed breeds and wolf hybrids. ", "I was just illustrating how it could be ethical to use wolves as part of a scientific breeding program. I don't want a wolf or a pug as a pet."] | Boy loses arm after being mauled by familys wolf hybrids
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Seriously, all the good qualities were already identified and bred into the awesome domesticated dog breeds we have. Why try to reinvent the wheel?
Partially because a lot of deformities have been bred into dogs. Which is why we have pugs whose eyes fall out and bulldogs who require cesarean births.
Not that I think wolves are the best "fix" for any of that the way people are breeding them now, but it would be worth considering as part of a well run scientific breeding program.
So don't buy a pug or a bulldog. There are a lot of options between deformed breeds and wolf hybrids.
I was just illustrating how it could be ethical to use wolves as part of a scientific breeding program. I don't want a wolf or a pug as a pet. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Boy, 15, kills himself after ‘facing expulsion and being put on sex offender registry’ for STREAKING at high school football game', 'there is a quote from an official along the lines of "this is not just a prank" without any qualification... teens streaking has always been a prank since the dawn of man, or at least since 1972.', "It's crazy now adays. At my school:\n-No homecoming king OR queen because its a popularity contest and it singles kids out and makes them feel bad.\n\n- switching to number grades because kids feel singled out with letter grades\n\n- no chanting stupid freshmen or the sophomores, junior, seniors get a 2 day detention\n\n- cant call people crazy or jerks or anything like that, might hurt their feelings.\n\n\n ", 'What happened to "preparing them for the real world?"', 'The children must be protected! After all, Think of the Children!\n\nThat way, we can throw them to the wolves once they get older.'] | Boy, 15, kills himself after facing expulsion and being put on sex offender registry for STREAKING at high school football game
there is a quote from an official along the lines of "this is not just a prank" without any qualification... teens streaking has always been a prank since the dawn of man, or at least since 1972.
It's crazy now adays. At my school:
-No homecoming king OR queen because its a popularity contest and it singles kids out and makes them feel bad.
- switching to number grades because kids feel singled out with letter grades
- no chanting stupid freshmen or the sophomores, junior, seniors get a 2 day detention
- cant call people crazy or jerks or anything like that, might hurt their feelings.
What happened to "preparing them for the real world?"
The children must be protected! After all, Think of the Children!
That way, we can throw them to the wolves once they get older. | wolves | wolf | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Dad turns Son in for Snapchat Gun Posts, Cops find Child Porn on his phone', "If your Dad is calling the cops on you in the first place, you've already driven him to the very edge.", "I'm going to say this and I may get downvoted to hell, but I fully support the 2nd amendment, but if my dumbass kids are breaking gun laws you better believe that I will call the police on them. I was a cop myself. I love my kids to death, but if they are being wreckless I will do whatever I can to save them from themselves. My stepdaughter just had an incident at school where her and her boyfriend broke up. She wrote a text to her ex about self harm and he reported it and was sent home from school until checked out by mental health. I was so happy that he reported it. People need to be responsible for their children. Sean Mesa's father saved not only possibly his kids life, but others as well from being abused.", 'If I were concerned I would call a lawyer, not throw my kid straight to the wolves.'] | Dad turns Son in for Snapchat Gun Posts, Cops find Child Porn on his phone
If your Dad is calling the cops on you in the first place, you've already driven him to the very edge.
I'm going to say this and I may get downvoted to hell, but I fully support the 2nd amendment, but if my dumbass kids are breaking gun laws you better believe that I will call the police on them. I was a cop myself. I love my kids to death, but if they are being wreckless I will do whatever I can to save them from themselves. My stepdaughter just had an incident at school where her and her boyfriend broke up. She wrote a text to her ex about self harm and he reported it and was sent home from school until checked out by mental health. I was so happy that he reported it. People need to be responsible for their children. Sean Mesa's father saved not only possibly his kids life, but others as well from being abused.
If I were concerned I would call a lawyer, not throw my kid straight to the wolves. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Demi Lovato reportedly hospitalized for heroin overdose', '*Demi has fought substance abuse for years ... at one point she lived in a sober living home after getting released from a treatment center. She had been 6 years sober from alcohol, cocaine and Oxycontin.*\n\nNo matter who you are or how famous you are, addiction can get the best of just about anybody. Hope she recovers well from this.', "But somehow being famous makes her situation inspirational, heroic even. If it was some random single dad he'd be thrown to the wolves."] | Demi Lovato reportedly hospitalized for heroin overdose
*Demi has fought substance abuse for years ... at one point she lived in a sober living home after getting released from a treatment center. She had been 6 years sober from alcohol, cocaine and Oxycontin.*
No matter who you are or how famous you are, addiction can get the best of just about anybody. Hope she recovers well from this.
But somehow being famous makes her situation inspirational, heroic even. If it was some random single dad he'd be thrown to the wolves. | wolves | wolf | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Donald Trump overturns law preventing companies dumping coal mining debris in streams and rivers', 'and next up a pressing issue that is really hampering job creation, the inability to indiscriminately gun down bald eagles, owls, wolves, bumblebees.\n\nIf only we could just wipe these creatures out we could create like 5 maybe 6 more jobs.'] | Donald Trump overturns law preventing companies dumping coal mining debris in streams and rivers
and next up a pressing issue that is really hampering job creation, the inability to indiscriminately gun down bald eagles, owls, wolves, bumblebees.
If only we could just wipe these creatures out we could create like 5 maybe 6 more jobs. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['High-School Coach ‘Ignored’ Boy’s Screams as Teammates Raped Him, Lawsuit Claims', "Apparently over the course of at least three years varsity members of three different sport teams in the school assaulted at least 10 victims, sodomizing them with foreign objects. 13 arrests so far, 6 of them legal adults.\n\nThis particular victim claims to have been assaulted more than 30 times, with the coach witnessing two of those instances. So... yeah, that's a few dozen kinds of terrible.", 'I mean, this is a good way to have someone come to school and shoot everyone.', 'And they would deserve it. People have gone too long without fearing actual consequences for their actions. Our society has obviously allowed the wolves to circle their camps while they try desperately to live more like sheep. '] | High-School Coach Ignored Boys Screams as Teammates Raped Him, Lawsuit Claims
Apparently over the course of at least three years varsity members of three different sport teams in the school assaulted at least 10 victims, sodomizing them with foreign objects. 13 arrests so far, 6 of them legal adults.
This particular victim claims to have been assaulted more than 30 times, with the coach witnessing two of those instances. So... yeah, that's a few dozen kinds of terrible.
I mean, this is a good way to have someone come to school and shoot everyone.
And they would deserve it. People have gone too long without fearing actual consequences for their actions. Our society has obviously allowed the wolves to circle their camps while they try desperately to live more like sheep. | wolves | wolf | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['James Comey terminated as Director of FBI', "This is what happens when you don't do your job and let people get away with everything because of their political power they hold. Fuck Comey.", "You're right. He didn't do his job. He should have charged Trump with treason and colluding with the Russians. He was a Republican. Bet you he wishes he didn't compromise himself to help Trump win the election. Trump will throw anyone to the wolves just like Hitler. "] | James Comey terminated as Director of FBI
This is what happens when you don't do your job and let people get away with everything because of their political power they hold. Fuck Comey.
You're right. He didn't do his job. He should have charged Trump with treason and colluding with the Russians. He was a Republican. Bet you he wishes he didn't compromise himself to help Trump win the election. Trump will throw anyone to the wolves just like Hitler. | wolves | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Las Vegas shooting: Stephen Paddock identified as gunman', "When they going to learn. 1 mass shooting in Scotland and guns were pretty much banned. How many mass shootings have we had since? Zero. \n\nThe right to bear arms.\n\nA society where mass shootings are a rarity. \n\nPick one. \n\nEdit, bring the downvotes no fucks are given. Making it harder for people to kill other people is a good fucking idea. \n\nEdit 2, turned off inbox replies, not being ignorant just don't want to spend my day off debating gun control. I realise it's a complex issue just wish there was more appetite for change. \n\nEdit 3, Au shucks. That really wasn't necessary, but thanks anyway. ", "Yeah, banning guns is just gonna be alright for the millions and millions of people who run upon wolves and bears and coyotes and mountain lions regularly, we should just take their only method of defense out of their hands. Y'all don't understand cause ain't nothing big and scary lives there, in America it's WAY different."] | Las Vegas shooting: Stephen Paddock identified as gunman
When they going to learn. 1 mass shooting in Scotland and guns were pretty much banned. How many mass shootings have we had since? Zero.
The right to bear arms.
A society where mass shootings are a rarity.
Pick one.
Edit, bring the downvotes no fucks are given. Making it harder for people to kill other people is a good fucking idea.
Edit 2, turned off inbox replies, not being ignorant just don't want to spend my day off debating gun control. I realise it's a complex issue just wish there was more appetite for change.
Edit 3, Au shucks. That really wasn't necessary, but thanks anyway.
Yeah, banning guns is just gonna be alright for the millions and millions of people who run upon wolves and bears and coyotes and mountain lions regularly, we should just take their only method of defense out of their hands. Y'all don't understand cause ain't nothing big and scary lives there, in America it's WAY different. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Lynx to be reintroduced to British forests after 1,300 years of Being Extinct.', 'Good news for predators this week: Lynxes back in the UK, and wolves are back in the Netherlands. '] | Lynx to be reintroduced to British forests after 1,300 years of Being Extinct.
Good news for predators this week: Lynxes back in the UK, and wolves are back in the Netherlands. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Michigan, Alabama, Texas Refuse to Accept Syrian Refugees in Wake of Paris Attacks', 'This was the plan all along. If Isis cant kill the refugess. They will make you turn them away, so they can use their hate fir your mistreatment to turn them radical.', "I'm sorry that is the most ignorant comment I have heard. There is nothing wrong with refusing to take threats to life and security into your country. The fact of the matter is that there is no way to verify these people are who they say they are. It is not rational to even HINT of allowing wolves into you flock under the guise of acceptance in fact it is straight emotional manipulation and idiocy to even consider it.", "I dont see how it's the most ignorant comment. An ignorant comment would be me saying that if countries dont want refugees, they should have to put them to the sword, so we dont have to deal with possible wolves later."] | Michigan, Alabama, Texas Refuse to Accept Syrian Refugees in Wake of Paris Attacks
This was the plan all along. If Isis cant kill the refugess. They will make you turn them away, so they can use their hate fir your mistreatment to turn them radical.
I'm sorry that is the most ignorant comment I have heard. There is nothing wrong with refusing to take threats to life and security into your country. The fact of the matter is that there is no way to verify these people are who they say they are. It is not rational to even HINT of allowing wolves into you flock under the guise of acceptance in fact it is straight emotional manipulation and idiocy to even consider it.
I dont see how it's the most ignorant comment. An ignorant comment would be me saying that if countries dont want refugees, they should have to put them to the sword, so we dont have to deal with possible wolves later. | wolves | wolf | true | NATIONALITY_REGIONALITY_ETHNICITY_RACE |
['Oklahoma senator sentenced to 15 years for child sex trafficking', "Pedos don't do well in osp. ", "The person was of legal age for sex. Just not of legal age to collect payment for it. Other than the law having 18 as a break point for certain things, what magically happens on a person's 18th birthday? I was the same person mentally and physically at 17 vs 18. Legally he could bang someone at 16+. He just could not take a picture or pay them. ", "Cool. I watched a guy get his eye poked out at granite osp with a hunk of mop handle for being a rumored pedo. Shortey is gonna be a target on the yard. He's fixin' to be a gp whore and get passed around. This is god's country and vengeance is meted by chaos. All the deductive reasoning, subjective morals and finer points of law won't keep his shit from getting pushed in. Celebrity phinxter and the wolves glower. Canid eyes and canine teeth flash in the gloaming. They are coming for you, ralphie boy. Grin and bear it."] | Oklahoma senator sentenced to 15 years for child sex trafficking
Pedos don't do well in osp.
The person was of legal age for sex. Just not of legal age to collect payment for it. Other than the law having 18 as a break point for certain things, what magically happens on a person's 18th birthday? I was the same person mentally and physically at 17 vs 18. Legally he could bang someone at 16+. He just could not take a picture or pay them.
Cool. I watched a guy get his eye poked out at granite osp with a hunk of mop handle for being a rumored pedo. Shortey is gonna be a target on the yard. He's fixin' to be a gp whore and get passed around. This is god's country and vengeance is meted by chaos. All the deductive reasoning, subjective morals and finer points of law won't keep his shit from getting pushed in. Celebrity phinxter and the wolves glower. Canid eyes and canine teeth flash in the gloaming. They are coming for you, ralphie boy. Grin and bear it. | wolves | wolf | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
["Rodrigo Duterte: Philippines president calls Barack Obama a 'son of a bitch'", 'Well in the words of Tywin Lannister,"A lion doesn\'t concern himself with the opinion of a sheep."\n\nNever quite understood people who are trying to fuck with the USA. ', 'Because the lion still gives money to these sheep.', 'Only so the sheep keep pissing off the Panda and siberian Bear', 'Because wolves eat sheep'] | Rodrigo Duterte: Philippines president calls Barack Obama a 'son of a bitch'
Well in the words of Tywin Lannister,"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of a sheep."
Never quite understood people who are trying to fuck with the USA.
Because the lion still gives money to these sheep.
Only so the sheep keep pissing off the Panda and siberian Bear
Because wolves eat sheep | wolves | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['The Canadian government on Friday announced an agreement with the European Union that will let Inuit people resume the exportation of seal products, which have been the subject of an EU ban since 2009.', "Seals are assholes. All they do is eat a metric fuck ton of fish. Seals are considered an invasive species. Just like the reintroduction of wolves. Wolves are assholes as well and with them back in our forests and growing at vast rates, the problems they cause are now being realized and their numbers controlled. Just because something is cute and soft doesn't mean they can't be assholes to the ecological system. "] | The Canadian government on Friday announced an agreement with the European Union that will let Inuit people resume the exportation of seal products, which have been the subject of an EU ban since 2009.
Seals are assholes. All they do is eat a metric fuck ton of fish. Seals are considered an invasive species. Just like the reintroduction of wolves. Wolves are assholes as well and with them back in our forests and growing at vast rates, the problems they cause are now being realized and their numbers controlled. Just because something is cute and soft doesn't mean they can't be assholes to the ecological system. | Wolves | wolf | false | null |
['This Year Hunters Have Killed Nearly 10% of the World’s Last Remaining Red Wolves', 'Bye bye wolves. Happy shooting from the land of the free.'] | This Year Hunters Have Killed Nearly 10% of the Worlds Last Remaining Red Wolves
Bye bye wolves. Happy shooting from the land of the free. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
['Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted Russia article', "As they should, integrity and reliability are the value of journalists. If you don't have one of those then find another profession.", 'I think they are scapegoats that were thrown to the wolves instead of higher-ups that are really responsible.'] | Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted Russia article
As they should, integrity and reliability are the value of journalists. If you don't have one of those then find another profession.
I think they are scapegoats that were thrown to the wolves instead of higher-ups that are really responsible. | wolves | wolf | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Uber Says Its Drivers Can Kick Out White Supremacists', "Good, fuck em. Wouldn't want rabid wolves in my uber either.", 'That’s extremely disrespectful to rabid wolves'] | Uber Says Its Drivers Can Kick Out White Supremacists
Good, fuck em. Wouldn't want rabid wolves in my uber either.
Thats extremely disrespectful to rabid wolves | wolves | wolf | false | null |
["US hunter 'shoots dead' historic first grey wolf seen in Grand Canyon for 70 years", "Bull - I can't believe any hunter who says they cannot distinguish a wolf from a coyote. They are very discernible from a long distance. \nI've known hunters who are capable of distinguishing a five point mule deer from a lesser trophy from 500 yds. Real hunters will always be 100% certain of their target before taking aim - the rest are just gun nuts looking to kill something. ", "Not true. I don't blame the guy for not checking to see if it was a wolf in an area that hadn't seen wolves in 70 years.", '[deleted]', 'Coyotes and wolves are members of the same genus and are pretty much only distinguishable by size, which is hard to judge at a distance.'] | US hunter 'shoots dead' historic first grey wolf seen in Grand Canyon for 70 years
Bull - I can't believe any hunter who says they cannot distinguish a wolf from a coyote. They are very discernible from a long distance.
I've known hunters who are capable of distinguishing a five point mule deer from a lesser trophy from 500 yds. Real hunters will always be 100% certain of their target before taking aim - the rest are just gun nuts looking to kill something.
Not true. I don't blame the guy for not checking to see if it was a wolf in an area that hadn't seen wolves in 70 years.
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Coyotes and wolves are members of the same genus and are pretty much only distinguishable by size, which is hard to judge at a distance. | wolves | wolf | false | null |
["WikiLeaks has confirmed that Ecuador is responsible for cutting Julian Assange's internet access", 'He must feel like the wolves are at the door.'] | WikiLeaks has confirmed that Ecuador is responsible for cutting Julian Assange's internet access
He must feel like the wolves are at the door. | wolves | wolf | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Woman fired after being caught on video threatening to kill a group of Somali women in a Walmart parking lot.', '[removed]', 'As racist whites like to say, we have another one of the usual suspects here. When will the white community hold their own accountable and speak out? ', 'Because "white" is not a community. Having a similar skin shade as another does not automatically place one in the same group as those with a similar skin shade. Unless of course one is a racist and chooses to identify with others based purely on skin color. ', 'it was satirical. how often do you hear "the black community." i hear it often\n', 'A lot. By black people.', 'We are talking about people like Colin flaherty who constantly cherry pick negative things about "the black community" to push his racist agenda. Republicans love doing the same for Muslims, but whites are always "lone wolves" or "mentally ill"'] | Woman fired after being caught on video threatening to kill a group of Somali women in a Walmart parking lot.
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As racist whites like to say, we have another one of the usual suspects here. When will the white community hold their own accountable and speak out?
Because "white" is not a community. Having a similar skin shade as another does not automatically place one in the same group as those with a similar skin shade. Unless of course one is a racist and chooses to identify with others based purely on skin color.
it was satirical. how often do you hear "the black community." i hear it often
A lot. By black people.
We are talking about people like Colin flaherty who constantly cherry pick negative things about "the black community" to push his racist agenda. Republicans love doing the same for Muslims, but whites are always "lone wolves" or "mentally ill" | wolves | wolf | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Yellowstone National Park’s best-known wolf, beloved by many tourists and valued by scientists who tracked its movements, was shot and killed on Thursday outside the park’s boundaries.', 'All the bleeding heart tree huggers here are gonna cry over this but in reality it is a good thing. \n\nWolves are very dangerous creates and wreak havoc on not only local wildlife populations but more importantly they attack and kill millions of dollars worth of livestock. They have even been known to stalk and attack women and children when afforded the opportunity. \n\n', '\nAs a reddit posting enthusiast, I hate women and children and support wolves who murder them.\n\n'] | Yellowstone National Parks best-known wolf, beloved by many tourists and valued by scientists who tracked its movements, was shot and killed on Thursday outside the parks boundaries.
All the bleeding heart tree huggers here are gonna cry over this but in reality it is a good thing.
Wolves are very dangerous creates and wreak havoc on not only local wildlife populations but more importantly they attack and kill millions of dollars worth of livestock. They have even been known to stalk and attack women and children when afforded the opportunity.
As a reddit posting enthusiast, I hate women and children and support wolves who murder them. | wolves | wolf | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['A girl who was suffering from agonising stomach pains in hospital was discovered to be riddled with tape worms, after her mother had made her eat them to lose weight before a beauty pageant.', 'WTF.........where do you even get tape worms?', 'At the tape worm store. Duh.', 'I find the International Tape Worm Store to have a better quality product. My favorite are the ones from the UK. You can never go wrong with some Scotch Tape Worms. '] | A girl who was suffering from agonising stomach pains in hospital was discovered to be riddled with tape worms, after her mother had made her eat them to lose weight before a beauty pageant.
WTF.........where do you even get tape worms?
At the tape worm store. Duh.
I find the International Tape Worm Store to have a better quality product. My favorite are the ones from the UK. You can never go wrong with some Scotch Tape Worms. | Worm | worm | false | null |
['A once rare species of "zooid", unheard of outside the tropics, have exploded in numbers across the entire Pacific coast of North America in the span of just two years', "Ahh, unwanted invasive species. Another 'benefit' of global warming.\n\nHow long until various 'unheard-of, outside the tropics' parasites find new homes where you live?\n\nThere are plenty of horrifying human parasites (not just born-wealthy Republicans).\n\nHuman bot flies?\n\nLoa Loa, perhaps?\n\nThe ever-popular Guinea worm?"] | A once rare species of "zooid", unheard of outside the tropics, have exploded in numbers across the entire Pacific coast of North America in the span of just two years
Ahh, unwanted invasive species. Another 'benefit' of global warming.
How long until various 'unheard-of, outside the tropics' parasites find new homes where you live?
There are plenty of horrifying human parasites (not just born-wealthy Republicans).
Human bot flies?
Loa Loa, perhaps?
The ever-popular Guinea worm? | worm | worm | false | null |
['A woman, stalked for 12 hours by a wolf, leads it to a bear in the hope that she could escape while the two animals attacked each other.', 'I once cast an artificial worm 20 yards to get rid of a menacing looking herring from inside my garage. It dropped a deuce before it slowly walked off. Cocky bastard.'] | A woman, stalked for 12 hours by a wolf, leads it to a bear in the hope that she could escape while the two animals attacked each other.
I once cast an artificial worm 20 yards to get rid of a menacing looking herring from inside my garage. It dropped a deuce before it slowly walked off. Cocky bastard. | worm | worm | false | null |
['African elephants are being born without tusks due to poaching, researchers say', 'Does anyone know how important tusks are for elephants? ', 'Elephants use their tusks for a lot of things, such as defense/offense, digging for water during droughts, and stripping bark from trees to eat. However, they are smart animals, and can definitely find ways to do those things without tusks. Many asian elephants lack tusks, and do just fine.', "Well isn't that due to their environment allowing for it?", "His assertion is idiotic. You put an Asian elephant in Africa and it'll die.", "Yeah. Animals that are from another region always fail when put in a new region. That's why there's no such thing as an invasive species.", 'Asian carp, python, raccoon, earth worm... '] | African elephants are being born without tusks due to poaching, researchers say
Does anyone know how important tusks are for elephants?
Elephants use their tusks for a lot of things, such as defense/offense, digging for water during droughts, and stripping bark from trees to eat. However, they are smart animals, and can definitely find ways to do those things without tusks. Many asian elephants lack tusks, and do just fine.
Well isn't that due to their environment allowing for it?
His assertion is idiotic. You put an Asian elephant in Africa and it'll die.
Yeah. Animals that are from another region always fail when put in a new region. That's why there's no such thing as an invasive species.
Asian carp, python, raccoon, earth worm... | worm | worm | false | null |
['Alleged Russian agent Butina met with U.S. Treasury, Fed officials', '[deleted]', 'Of course it was with the previous President. Yeesh. You gotta worm your way in to get in position to change things and get your information, and that takes time.'] | Alleged Russian agent Butina met with U.S. Treasury, Fed officials
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Of course it was with the previous President. Yeesh. You gotta worm your way in to get in position to change things and get your information, and that takes time. | worm | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Amazon cutting warehouse workers Christmas bonus program', '...and enrolling their employees into the Jelly of the Month Club.\n\nClark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.', 'I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?'] | Amazon cutting warehouse workers Christmas bonus program
...and enrolling their employees into the Jelly of the Month Club.
Clark, thats the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Wheres the Tylenol? | worm | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
["Australian Artist 'Didn't Know' Raping 12-Year-Old Was Wrong", '"Sorry officer, I... I didn\'t know I couldn\'t do that."', 'Was that wrong? \nShould I not have done that? \nI tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE', "I really love wondering how much of George was fiction and how much was just Larry David's life. You gotta think this line was a real thing he said, trying to worm his way out of trouble for some major fuck up. "] | Australian Artist 'Didn't Know' Raping 12-Year-Old Was Wrong
"Sorry officer, I... I didn't know I couldn't do that."
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?
I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE
I really love wondering how much of George was fiction and how much was just Larry David's life. You gotta think this line was a real thing he said, trying to worm his way out of trouble for some major fuck up. | worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Board Member Wants Dress Code For Parents Dropping Kids Off At High School', 'Are these saggy pants and curlers worn by the same parent?', 'Wassump Big Perm...I mean Big Worm?'] | Board Member Wants Dress Code For Parents Dropping Kids Off At High School
Are these saggy pants and curlers worn by the same parent?
Wassump Big Perm...I mean Big Worm? | Worm | worm | false | null |
['CEO who raised price of old pill more than $700 calls journalist a ‘moron’ for asking why', 'This worm deserves to be tortured and then burned alive on a pile of his own blood money.'] | CEO who raised price of old pill more than $700 calls journalist a moron for asking why
This worm deserves to be tortured and then burned alive on a pile of his own blood money. | worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Christian Mingle must let LGBT singles use dating site after losing court battle', 'Exhibit A as to why most see the radical LGBT crowd as nothing but a bunch of raging, worm-ridden hemorrhoids. '] | Christian Mingle must let LGBT singles use dating site after losing court battle
Exhibit A as to why most see the radical LGBT crowd as nothing but a bunch of raging, worm-ridden hemorrhoids. | worm | worm | true | SEXUAL_ORIENTATION |
['Critically endangered black rhino baby born at Cincinnati Zoo', 'Cincinnati zoo is an awesome place to visit', "I was a zookeeper in a medium sized city that wasn't broke and there was no possible way for a child to get into a dangerous animal exhibit. Maybe penguins or a wallaby or a toucan, but anything that could kill a person was behind thick plexiglass on the same level. Lions, tigers, wolves, gorillas, etc. It seems like older zoos are the only places this can still happen. Those old sad looking down exhibits shouldn't exist anymore. People are fucking dumb, you can't have anything that allows them the chance to worm their way in. "] | Critically endangered black rhino baby born at Cincinnati Zoo
Cincinnati zoo is an awesome place to visit
I was a zookeeper in a medium sized city that wasn't broke and there was no possible way for a child to get into a dangerous animal exhibit. Maybe penguins or a wallaby or a toucan, but anything that could kill a person was behind thick plexiglass on the same level. Lions, tigers, wolves, gorillas, etc. It seems like older zoos are the only places this can still happen. Those old sad looking down exhibits shouldn't exist anymore. People are fucking dumb, you can't have anything that allows them the chance to worm their way in. | worm | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Deputy investigating theft, pawns stolen goods...keeps pension', 'First time non-violent offender, single charge felony theft, plea bargain, probation is the norm.\nhttp://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/8/Public/Court_Administration/Felony_Sentencing_in_Minnesota.pdf', 'A cop cannot continue to serve as a cop if he is convicted of a felony, right? So why then is he allowed to retire with a full pension?', "I dunno cause he's not a cop anymore, just reg citz like you and me. ", 'No he is a piece of subhuman shit. Fucker should rot in prison for abusing his powers like that. 5 hours in jail then collect a pension fuck that. He should rot.', 'We will all rot, friend. The worm is the king. '] | Deputy investigating theft, pawns stolen goods...keeps pension
First time non-violent offender, single charge felony theft, plea bargain, probation is the norm.
http://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/8/Public/Court_Administration/Felony_Sentencing_in_Minnesota.pdf
A cop cannot continue to serve as a cop if he is convicted of a felony, right? So why then is he allowed to retire with a full pension?
I dunno cause he's not a cop anymore, just reg citz like you and me.
No he is a piece of subhuman shit. Fucker should rot in prison for abusing his powers like that. 5 hours in jail then collect a pension fuck that. He should rot.
We will all rot, friend. The worm is the king. | worm | worm | true | LAW_ENFORCEMENT |
['Disturbing video of a Denver police officer brutally beating an unarmed suspect in August has surfaced after police allegedly attempted to erase the footage that was taken on a bystander’s Samsung tablet', "Guess how many times a cop has brutally beaten me. Guess how many times I've been harassed by cops. Guess how many times my wife was tripped and dropped to the ground by a cop during her two pregnancies. I'll give you a hint: I don't break the law.", 'Yup the "I am not [insert group] so it won\'t happen to me" argument. ', "Agreed. I don't break the law so I won't get my ass beat while resisting the arrest that won't happen. Foolproof.", "You didn't understand my comment at all. Leave it, it is beyond your intellectual reach. Keep being a worm. "] | Disturbing video of a Denver police officer brutally beating an unarmed suspect in August has surfaced after police allegedly attempted to erase the footage that was taken on a bystanders Samsung tablet
Guess how many times a cop has brutally beaten me. Guess how many times I've been harassed by cops. Guess how many times my wife was tripped and dropped to the ground by a cop during her two pregnancies. I'll give you a hint: I don't break the law.
Yup the "I am not [insert group] so it won't happen to me" argument.
Agreed. I don't break the law so I won't get my ass beat while resisting the arrest that won't happen. Foolproof.
You didn't understand my comment at all. Leave it, it is beyond your intellectual reach. Keep being a worm. | worm | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
["Doctors remove 6-foot tapeworm through man's mouth", 'I was told that in the past people who suffered from a large tapeworm in their gut would be starved. Then a piece of meat would be dangled near the back of the throat and the worm would come out to try and eat it. Then you do what the doctors here did and slowly pull it out.'] | Doctors remove 6-foot tapeworm through man's mouth
I was told that in the past people who suffered from a large tapeworm in their gut would be starved. Then a piece of meat would be dangled near the back of the throat and the worm would come out to try and eat it. Then you do what the doctors here did and slowly pull it out. | worm | worm | false | null |
['Drug company CEO who hiked price 5,000% furious with Bernie Sanders for rejecting donation', 'He\'s trolling.\n\nHe also posted a (fake) x-ray of his "broken" wrist, saying that his "MMA days are over."\n\nHe\'s not just a greedy asshole, he\'s having a laugh at all the people he\'s upset. ', "It's what he does. It's *all* he does. \n\nListen, and understand. That troll is out there. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse. And he absolutely will not stop until well after this horse is dead.", "i don't understand how someone who seems like a 4chan troll became CEO of a bigass comapny..", '[deleted]', "He wasn't, but it doesn't matter. A parasitic worm is still a parasitic worm, no matter how noble or base his birth."] | Drug company CEO who hiked price 5,000% furious with Bernie Sanders for rejecting donation
He's trolling.
He also posted a (fake) x-ray of his "broken" wrist, saying that his "MMA days are over."
He's not just a greedy asshole, he's having a laugh at all the people he's upset.
It's what he does. It's *all* he does.
Listen, and understand. That troll is out there. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse. And he absolutely will not stop until well after this horse is dead.
i don't understand how someone who seems like a 4chan troll became CEO of a bigass comapny..
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He wasn't, but it doesn't matter. A parasitic worm is still a parasitic worm, no matter how noble or base his birth. | worm | worm | true | PROFESSION_ORGANIZATION_COMPANY |
['Former President Jimmy Carter said Sunday his cancer is gone.', 'Carter: 1\n\nGuinea worm: 0', "Doesn't this buy the guinea worms time? ", 'Carter wants to outlive the last guinea worm. The longer he lives, the more likely that becomes.'] | Former President Jimmy Carter said Sunday his cancer is gone.
Carter: 1
Guinea worm: 0
Doesn't this buy the guinea worms time?
Carter wants to outlive the last guinea worm. The longer he lives, the more likely that becomes. | worm | worm | false | null |
['Former President Jimmy Carter said Sunday his cancer is gone.', 'Fuck you, Guinea Worm!'] | Former President Jimmy Carter said Sunday his cancer is gone.
Fuck you, Guinea Worm! | Worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford dies at 46', 'RIP The Original Party Worm. '] | Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford dies at 46
RIP The Original Party Worm. | Worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
["Galveston police sergeant indicted on criminal trespass charge for searching activist's car without a warrant", "Heh, Galveston's police officers can be a varied bunch. My mom got arrested for walking in the street when there was no sidewalk. I think they originally mistook her for a prostitute. She just loves walking on the beach early in the morning, though. That was a weird school day to wake up for. Thankfully the officer that did that later got arrested for domestic violence.", '> She just loves walking on the beach early in the morning, though.\n\nDunno bout you but hookers at sunrise are not the type of hookers you want to be soliciting...', 'Early bird gets the worm.'] | Galveston police sergeant indicted on criminal trespass charge for searching activist's car without a warrant
Heh, Galveston's police officers can be a varied bunch. My mom got arrested for walking in the street when there was no sidewalk. I think they originally mistook her for a prostitute. She just loves walking on the beach early in the morning, though. That was a weird school day to wake up for. Thankfully the officer that did that later got arrested for domestic violence.
> She just loves walking on the beach early in the morning, though.
Dunno bout you but hookers at sunrise are not the type of hookers you want to be soliciting...
Early bird gets the worm. | worm | worm | false | null |
['GameStop closing 120 stores focusing on games, opening 200-250 cell phone stores instead.', 'Its going to fail. Businesses today need to realize niche is important. When you think about getting a new phone, GameStop is not the first store going to pop in your head. Same with phone accessories. All this does in the long run is hurt the people who need games, and help nobody interested in phones. ', '[deleted]', "tell that to MTV or TLC or syfy. Look what happened when they ventured out of their niche. They're the jokes of television now ", "What do you mean syfy? They still produce the same mediocre low-budget sci-fi shows they always have. I don't get it.", 'I was referring to SciFi with stargate, star trek, and battlestar Galactica, to syfy with sharknado and mansquito', 'Oh, you mean SciFi with Mongolian Death Worm, Dinogator, or Alien Apocalypse?\n'] | GameStop closing 120 stores focusing on games, opening 200-250 cell phone stores instead.
Its going to fail. Businesses today need to realize niche is important. When you think about getting a new phone, GameStop is not the first store going to pop in your head. Same with phone accessories. All this does in the long run is hurt the people who need games, and help nobody interested in phones.
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tell that to MTV or TLC or syfy. Look what happened when they ventured out of their niche. They're the jokes of television now
What do you mean syfy? They still produce the same mediocre low-budget sci-fi shows they always have. I don't get it.
I was referring to SciFi with stargate, star trek, and battlestar Galactica, to syfy with sharknado and mansquito
Oh, you mean SciFi with Mongolian Death Worm, Dinogator, or Alien Apocalypse? | Worm | worm | false | null |
['Hackers Have Found A Flaw In Macs And Are Using It To Control 17,000 Apple Computers ... Via Reddit', 'If 17,000 Windows users downloaded and installed a trojan, would anyone on /r/news give a flying fuck?', 'Nope, but then again, that\'s an incredibly small percentage of Windows users and Windows has severe security issues like this fairly often so it\'s not really "news" even if it was 7 million of their users. ;)\n\nCase in point:\n\nhttp://www.cnet.com/news/microsoft-feds-disrupt-massive-citadel-botnet/\n\n(**5 million Windows users** in more than 90 countries)\n\n\n\n', '...and before that was the conficker worm with over 15 million. '] | Hackers Have Found A Flaw In Macs And Are Using It To Control 17,000 Apple Computers ... Via Reddit
If 17,000 Windows users downloaded and installed a trojan, would anyone on /r/news give a flying fuck?
Nope, but then again, that's an incredibly small percentage of Windows users and Windows has severe security issues like this fairly often so it's not really "news" even if it was 7 million of their users. ;)
Case in point:
http://www.cnet.com/news/microsoft-feds-disrupt-massive-citadel-botnet/
(**5 million Windows users** in more than 90 countries)
...and before that was the conficker worm with over 15 million. | worm | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Hospitals across England hit by large-scale cyber-attack', 'What kind of sick fuck targets hospitals? I hope whoever did this gets found because this is literally causing issues with people receiving care. Fuck this petty asshole hard.', "Hopefully they're caught and charged with multiple counts of attempted murder (hoping it won't have lead to any actual deaths).", 'I wonder what the sentence is for attempted murder on hundreds of thousands of people.', "For attempted murder, you'd likely need to prove intent (that they targeted hospitals knowing there was a serious risk of death). The counter argument would be that it was a worm that went astray.\n\nIt'd likely fall under the scope of manslaughter. Maybe negligent homicide."] | Hospitals across England hit by large-scale cyber-attack
What kind of sick fuck targets hospitals? I hope whoever did this gets found because this is literally causing issues with people receiving care. Fuck this petty asshole hard.
Hopefully they're caught and charged with multiple counts of attempted murder (hoping it won't have lead to any actual deaths).
I wonder what the sentence is for attempted murder on hundreds of thousands of people.
For attempted murder, you'd likely need to prove intent (that they targeted hospitals knowing there was a serious risk of death). The counter argument would be that it was a worm that went astray.
It'd likely fall under the scope of manslaughter. Maybe negligent homicide. | worm | worm | false | null |
['How Apple Bans Their Customers', "Good thing you didn't e-mail Steve Jobs (besides the fact that he's worm food now). Jobs would have torn you a new asshole for bothering him with your Apple problems which HE BELIEVES are clearly your own fault."] | How Apple Bans Their Customers
Good thing you didn't e-mail Steve Jobs (besides the fact that he's worm food now). Jobs would have torn you a new asshole for bothering him with your Apple problems which HE BELIEVES are clearly your own fault. | worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Israeli agency bans radio clip by human rights group naming children killed in Gaza calling it "Politically Controversial"', 'You know what is politically controversial? Killing children in Gaza.', 'Hey man. Those kids had rockets in them.', 'Oh you give em to the jews and their "holy men" will put a rocket in them alright.', "Israelis. Don't blame all Jews for what Israel is doing as a state.", "As a Muslim who has faced some discrimination for extremists from my religion. I know that feeling. And I agree. There's a worm in ever batch of apples."] | Israeli agency bans radio clip by human rights group naming children killed in Gaza calling it "Politically Controversial"
You know what is politically controversial? Killing children in Gaza.
Hey man. Those kids had rockets in them.
Oh you give em to the jews and their "holy men" will put a rocket in them alright.
Israelis. Don't blame all Jews for what Israel is doing as a state.
As a Muslim who has faced some discrimination for extremists from my religion. I know that feeling. And I agree. There's a worm in ever batch of apples. | worm | worm | false | null |
["Jimmy Carter: 'I would like the last Guinea worm to die before I do'", "How clever to distract from history of what he done (and not done) as a president, in US and abroad. I guess he doesn't have the same power any more, so killing worms should suffice... ;)\n\nI don't wish disease or suffering on anybody, and I like that he is in good spirits. But let's be real. You want to make a world a better place, do what really counts when you have the power.", "He's been trying to eradicate this disease for over 30 years, and we're actually really fucking close. If he misses the eradication in his lifetime, it'll likely be by just a few years.\n\nSince the 1980s, the number of Guinea Worm infections worldwide has dropped from millions per year to *dozens* in 2014. And Jimmy really had a lot to do with that."] | Jimmy Carter: 'I would like the last Guinea worm to die before I do'
How clever to distract from history of what he done (and not done) as a president, in US and abroad. I guess he doesn't have the same power any more, so killing worms should suffice... ;)
I don't wish disease or suffering on anybody, and I like that he is in good spirits. But let's be real. You want to make a world a better place, do what really counts when you have the power.
He's been trying to eradicate this disease for over 30 years, and we're actually really fucking close. If he misses the eradication in his lifetime, it'll likely be by just a few years.
Since the 1980s, the number of Guinea Worm infections worldwide has dropped from millions per year to *dozens* in 2014. And Jimmy really had a lot to do with that. | Worm | worm | false | null |
["Jimmy Carter: 'I would like the last Guinea worm to die before I do'", 'I never heard of the Guinea Worm before so I googled it and found this http://www.deadlysins.com/guinea-worm/\nPeople actually defending the guinea worm!! \n"Its hearts pump blood through its small body. It experiences pain. And for thousands, perhaps millions of years, it has inhabited the earth unmolested. Until human hubris threatened its very future." '] | Jimmy Carter: 'I would like the last Guinea worm to die before I do'
I never heard of the Guinea Worm before so I googled it and found this http://www.deadlysins.com/guinea-worm/
People actually defending the guinea worm!!
"Its hearts pump blood through its small body. It experiences pain. And for thousands, perhaps millions of years, it has inhabited the earth unmolested. Until human hubris threatened its very future." | Worm | worm | false | null |
['Jury finds former Oklahoma City police officer guilty of 18 counts of rape and sexual assaults', 'His family are all over Facebook calling his accusers down to the lowest; Daniel also appears to have a steroid addiction. Could be happier that such an awful group of people now have to confront the fact that they raised a vicious fucking rapist. From how holier than thou they appear, I\'d have to imagine they aren\'t the "forgiving" type of Christians when it comes to others: I wonder how they\'ll worm out of admitting what Daniel has done?'] | Jury finds former Oklahoma City police officer guilty of 18 counts of rape and sexual assaults
His family are all over Facebook calling his accusers down to the lowest; Daniel also appears to have a steroid addiction. Could be happier that such an awful group of people now have to confront the fact that they raised a vicious fucking rapist. From how holier than thou they appear, I'd have to imagine they aren't the "forgiving" type of Christians when it comes to others: I wonder how they'll worm out of admitting what Daniel has done? | worm | worm | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
['Las Vegas shooter Paddock had child porn on computer, FBI investigating person of interest: sheriff', '"I am not here in Vegas to buy gun from a gun runner and then use the guns to murder a Saudi Prince!"', '"How do we cover this up?"', 'two words: "comped sushi"', 'But he might get a 5 foot tape worm!'] | Las Vegas shooter Paddock had child porn on computer, FBI investigating person of interest: sheriff
"I am not here in Vegas to buy gun from a gun runner and then use the guns to murder a Saudi Prince!"
"How do we cover this up?"
two words: "comped sushi"
But he might get a 5 foot tape worm! | worm | worm | false | null |
["Last year a Harvard study linked egg consumption to shortened life expectancy, so the egg industry tried to pay a Yale MD for a counter response. He refused. Then, someone hacked into a random doctor's email while he was on vacation, and sent out a counter response in his name. Emails just found.", 'Only if you are a lazy sedentary worm, otherwise you need them to build muscle mass.'] | Last year a Harvard study linked egg consumption to shortened life expectancy, so the egg industry tried to pay a Yale MD for a counter response. He refused. Then, someone hacked into a random doctor's email while he was on vacation, and sent out a counter response in his name. Emails just found.
Only if you are a lazy sedentary worm, otherwise you need them to build muscle mass. | worm | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['Maggots found in KFC chicken sends child to hospital', 'Frying would kill any eggs.\n\nFor this to be legit, the completed chicken would have to be over a day old, and kept at room temp.\n\n', 'First thought I had as well. Had friends who used to run a few Dairy Queens and they had a number of fake suits including my favorite which was finding a live worm in a fish sandwich.', 'Actually that could happen and even at fancy restaurant. Worked at midtown NYC place a waitress found parasites in a seared cod. Sometimes wild caught is not necessarily better.', 'Yeah and as long as you cook it your fine. We catch northerns that are pretty wormy and i never find a worm after they have been cooked. The small bones even disappear when deep fried '] | Maggots found in KFC chicken sends child to hospital
Frying would kill any eggs.
For this to be legit, the completed chicken would have to be over a day old, and kept at room temp.
First thought I had as well. Had friends who used to run a few Dairy Queens and they had a number of fake suits including my favorite which was finding a live worm in a fish sandwich.
Actually that could happen and even at fancy restaurant. Worked at midtown NYC place a waitress found parasites in a seared cod. Sometimes wild caught is not necessarily better.
Yeah and as long as you cook it your fine. We catch northerns that are pretty wormy and i never find a worm after they have been cooked. The small bones even disappear when deep fried | worm | worm | false | null |
['Meet the medical student who wants to bring down Dr. Oz', "To the jerk kid with the glasses. Shut up, first of all I rather natural stuff then my medical doctor giving me pills with SIDE EFFECTS and loading me up with Anti Depressants. \n\nBenjamin Mazer THIS LITTLE ZIONIST WORM would like to put more people on pills with Side Effects and Anti Depressants so these people will use Guns on innocent citizens like that moron who thought he was the Riddler during the third Batman movie. If Dr. OZ wants to put people on Natural Remedies, leave the guy alone. It is better then with FDA crap that doesn't work and gives you side effects or taking Anti Depressants. SCREW OFF FOUR EYES."] | Meet the medical student who wants to bring down Dr. Oz
To the jerk kid with the glasses. Shut up, first of all I rather natural stuff then my medical doctor giving me pills with SIDE EFFECTS and loading me up with Anti Depressants.
Benjamin Mazer THIS LITTLE ZIONIST WORM would like to put more people on pills with Side Effects and Anti Depressants so these people will use Guns on innocent citizens like that moron who thought he was the Riddler during the third Batman movie. If Dr. OZ wants to put people on Natural Remedies, leave the guy alone. It is better then with FDA crap that doesn't work and gives you side effects or taking Anti Depressants. SCREW OFF FOUR EYES. | WORM | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
['Mom let men rape her 2-year-old daughter while she watched, police say', '[deleted]', 'This sick piece of trash should be sentenced to life in prison without parole.', 'Prison is too good for this waste of carbon. She should be worm food. '] | Mom let men rape her 2-year-old daughter while she watched, police say
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This sick piece of trash should be sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Prison is too good for this waste of carbon. She should be worm food. | worm | worm | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
['Mom Outraged, School Dental Program Removes Child’s Teeth Without Her Knowing', "Uh..._yes?_ Absolutely sue the shit out of the school for that. Minors require consent from the legal guardian, and last I checked, unless you're a warden of the state, the legal guardian is the parent.", "So couldn't be bothered to read the article", 'Well...shit.\n\nCaught me.', 'Looks like my work here is done.\n\n- Detective Worm'] | Mom Outraged, School Dental Program Removes Childs Teeth Without Her Knowing
Uh..._yes?_ Absolutely sue the shit out of the school for that. Minors require consent from the legal guardian, and last I checked, unless you're a warden of the state, the legal guardian is the parent.
So couldn't be bothered to read the article
Well...shit.
Caught me.
Looks like my work here is done.
- Detective Worm | Worm | worm | true | UNKNOWN |
['New ISIS video warns of attack on Washington DC.', 'I just came up with the best/worst movie ever. Imagine the worm monsters from the movie Tremors, except they are in the desert in Syria fucking up Isis. Like scientists caught them and trained them to eat Muslim extremists. '] | New ISIS video warns of attack on Washington DC.
I just came up with the best/worst movie ever. Imagine the worm monsters from the movie Tremors, except they are in the desert in Syria fucking up Isis. Like scientists caught them and trained them to eat Muslim extremists. | worm | worm | true | EXTREMIST_OUTFIT |
["NK apparently replaces all border security guards after soldier's defection", '"Replaces" ...... the old ones are worm food now', "He had a 12 inch parasite wriggling around in his gut, he was already worm food. If says a lot that N.K. can't even provide medical care for its soldiers in peacetime."] | NK apparently replaces all border security guards after soldier's defection
"Replaces" ...... the old ones are worm food now
He had a 12 inch parasite wriggling around in his gut, he was already worm food. If says a lot that N.K. can't even provide medical care for its soldiers in peacetime. | worm | worm | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
["Papa John sues Papa John's", "We have a restaurant in Lansing called Papa John's, but it was not part of the franchise. When Papa John's tried to make inroads to East Lansing, they were prevented from using that name, and were named Papiano's.\n\nhttps://web.archive.org/web/20080308155327/http://www.papianos.com/", 'Holy shit someone else from Lansing.\n\nYeah that always really bothered me.', "Dude there's 50,000+ students here at MSU including me suffering as a pathetic worm, I mean graduate student. It's not a metropolitan city but plenty of students cycling through here"] | Papa John sues Papa John's
We have a restaurant in Lansing called Papa John's, but it was not part of the franchise. When Papa John's tried to make inroads to East Lansing, they were prevented from using that name, and were named Papiano's.
https://web.archive.org/web/20080308155327/http://www.papianos.com/
Holy shit someone else from Lansing.
Yeah that always really bothered me.
Dude there's 50,000+ students here at MSU including me suffering as a pathetic worm, I mean graduate student. It's not a metropolitan city but plenty of students cycling through here | worm | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Parents of robbery suspect question why employee shot son.', 'When her son tried to rob that store he no longer had any rights but to be turned into worm food. 😆😃😎☺'] | Parents of robbery suspect question why employee shot son.
When her son tried to rob that store he no longer had any rights but to be turned into worm food. | worm | worm | true | FELON_CRIMINAL_ACTIVITY |
['Peaceful protest followed by Oregon wildlife refuge action | "A peaceful protest Saturday in support of an eastern Oregon ranching family facing jail time for arson was followed shortly afterward by an occupation of a building at a national wildlife refuge."', "They say they're prepared to stage their silly little sit-in for *years* (lol). \n\nAnyone really think they thought that far ahead and have that much supply handy?\n\nI give 'em two weeks.", 'I give them three days without internet, mcdonalds and/or fox news.', "Some people have conviction. I know it's hard to imagine as a spineless worm."] | Peaceful protest followed by Oregon wildlife refuge action | "A peaceful protest Saturday in support of an eastern Oregon ranching family facing jail time for arson was followed shortly afterward by an occupation of a building at a national wildlife refuge."
They say they're prepared to stage their silly little sit-in for *years* (lol).
Anyone really think they thought that far ahead and have that much supply handy?
I give 'em two weeks.
I give them three days without internet, mcdonalds and/or fox news.
Some people have conviction. I know it's hard to imagine as a spineless worm. | worm | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Police Ask Bump Stock Owners To Surrender Devices Before Ban', '"Republicans are so paranoid! Nobody is coming for your guns!"', "I wasn't aware a bump stock was a gun.\n\nRepublicans *are* paranoid. Because any time liberals try and pass any form of legislation they freak the fuck out about how they're gonna start the dictatorship annnnnnnyday now.", "> I wasn't aware a bump stock was a gun.\n\nYes and I'm sure this is the only thing Democrats want to get rid of. I'm sure this is the last time they will ever advocate for a forcible seizure of a firearm related item. \n\nOpen your eyes. The topic is about the slow erosion of rights, not the specific piece of plastic. ", "> I'm sure this is the last time they will ever advocate for a forcible seizure of a firearm related item.\n\nOf course not. Who the fuck is saying otherwise? What kind of worm is in your brain that you think Democrats are simultaneously calling for more gun control but also claiming they won't implement gun control?"] | Police Ask Bump Stock Owners To Surrender Devices Before Ban
"Republicans are so paranoid! Nobody is coming for your guns!"
I wasn't aware a bump stock was a gun.
Republicans *are* paranoid. Because any time liberals try and pass any form of legislation they freak the fuck out about how they're gonna start the dictatorship annnnnnnyday now.
> I wasn't aware a bump stock was a gun.
Yes and I'm sure this is the only thing Democrats want to get rid of. I'm sure this is the last time they will ever advocate for a forcible seizure of a firearm related item.
Open your eyes. The topic is about the slow erosion of rights, not the specific piece of plastic.
> I'm sure this is the last time they will ever advocate for a forcible seizure of a firearm related item.
Of course not. Who the fuck is saying otherwise? What kind of worm is in your brain that you think Democrats are simultaneously calling for more gun control but also claiming they won't implement gun control? | worm | worm | true | POLITICAL_ENTITY_IDEOLOGY |
["Report: Vegas shooter's brother arrested for child porn", '[removed]', 'That guy must be having a shitty year\n\nEdit: why the fuck was the comment above me removed?', '[removed]', 'Son of a bank robber. \nBrother of a mass murderer.\n Brother of pedophile \n\n\nDude may want to change his last name ', " Criminality has been proven to have some genetic connections if I'm not mistaken. ", "Ohhhh boy that's a can of worms", "Hey, in best korea, there's no need to open the can of worms because the whole family will be in prison anyway", 'Plus the giant rabbit of Best Korea ate the worm population into extinction long ago'] | Report: Vegas shooter's brother arrested for child porn
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That guy must be having a shitty year
Edit: why the fuck was the comment above me removed?
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Son of a bank robber.
Brother of a mass murderer.
Brother of pedophile
Dude may want to change his last name
Criminality has been proven to have some genetic connections if I'm not mistaken.
Ohhhh boy that's a can of worms
Hey, in best korea, there's no need to open the can of worms because the whole family will be in prison anyway
Plus the giant rabbit of Best Korea ate the worm population into extinction long ago | worm | worm | false | null |
['Rugby player who swallowed garden slug as dare gets rare brain infection.', 'Is my Slurm pasteurized?', 'fresh from the worm!'] | Rugby player who swallowed garden slug as dare gets rare brain infection.
Is my Slurm pasteurized?
fresh from the worm! | worm | worm | false | null |
["Surgeons save constipated man's life by removing 13kg of faeces", "That's a lot of dookie. His colon looks like some alien worm or a creature from the movie tremors."] | Surgeons save constipated man's life by removing 13kg of faeces
That's a lot of dookie. His colon looks like some alien worm or a creature from the movie tremors. | worm | worm | false | null |
['Sweden opens first atheist cemetery to cater to growing non-religious population', '[removed]', '> It is a cemetery where religious symbols are banned\n\nHow is this okay? I wonder how gay people would feel if there were a cemetery that banned pro-gay symbolism and mentions of their life partners.', 'Funny thing as an atheist that last thing I could do for my family on the way out is not waste their money. I am an organ donor and hope they use what they can. In the event my organs are useless and a medical school does not need me I would prefer a mass grave over being cremated, better for the environment and cheaper on the tax payer. Funeral parlors in general are vultures, doesn\'t matter how fancy the box you are put in, at that point your either ash or worm food. Why you would selfishly waste $5,000 on a box designed to rot with you instead of the living is truly beyond me. Google "what you look like after 1 year in a fancy casket," that water proof casket isn\'t air tight. '] | Sweden opens first atheist cemetery to cater to growing non-religious population
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> It is a cemetery where religious symbols are banned
How is this okay? I wonder how gay people would feel if there were a cemetery that banned pro-gay symbolism and mentions of their life partners.
Funny thing as an atheist that last thing I could do for my family on the way out is not waste their money. I am an organ donor and hope they use what they can. In the event my organs are useless and a medical school does not need me I would prefer a mass grave over being cremated, better for the environment and cheaper on the tax payer. Funeral parlors in general are vultures, doesn't matter how fancy the box you are put in, at that point your either ash or worm food. Why you would selfishly waste $5,000 on a box designed to rot with you instead of the living is truly beyond me. Google "what you look like after 1 year in a fancy casket," that water proof casket isn't air tight. | worm | worm | false | null |
["Teacher says she was fired for giving zeroes to students who didn't turn in their work", '[deleted]', 'https://youtu.be/h-QF9Q4gxVM \n\nThe Worm'] | Teacher says she was fired for giving zeroes to students who didn't turn in their work
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https://youtu.be/h-QF9Q4gxVM
The Worm | Worm | worm | false | null |
['The admins have responded to the blackout.', 'What a load of horse shit.\n\n"We hear your complaints . . . step 1 is to get the old money maker running full steam ahead again"\n\nJesus Alexis, what has happened to you. You\'re full-on corporate mode now. It\'s like your hands are massaging so many donors that you barely have time to apply your makeup which makes you look like you still have that old reddit spirit.', '>What a load of horse shit.\n\nAbsolutely. Just see what he said a few hours ago: https://archive.is/1pq4F\n\nSuch an asshole.', 'Ha, [this image](http://blogs-images.forbes.com/andygreenberg/files/2012/06/0605_alexis-ohanian-reddit_600.jpg) I found in the comments there should totally be a PSBattle.\n\nThough it was a PSBattle a few months ago and am unsure on the rules. Seems relevant now, though.', "He really epitomizes the effete, millenial techie dweebo that's been blighting S.F. for the last decade. What a fucking worm."] | The admins have responded to the blackout.
What a load of horse shit.
"We hear your complaints . . . step 1 is to get the old money maker running full steam ahead again"
Jesus Alexis, what has happened to you. You're full-on corporate mode now. It's like your hands are massaging so many donors that you barely have time to apply your makeup which makes you look like you still have that old reddit spirit.
>What a load of horse shit.
Absolutely. Just see what he said a few hours ago: https://archive.is/1pq4F
Such an asshole.
Ha, [this image](http://blogs-images.forbes.com/andygreenberg/files/2012/06/0605_alexis-ohanian-reddit_600.jpg) I found in the comments there should totally be a PSBattle.
Though it was a PSBattle a few months ago and am unsure on the rules. Seems relevant now, though.
He really epitomizes the effete, millenial techie dweebo that's been blighting S.F. for the last decade. What a fucking worm. | worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['The rehabilitation of marijuana: Recent poll shows 58% of Americans support legalization', 'Every poll for twenty years shows 58% of American support legalization.\n\nWho the fuck are they asking? Nobody I know has been asked and we are 100% for legalization?\n\nThe 42% against legalization can die from ring worm.'] | The rehabilitation of marijuana: Recent poll shows 58% of Americans support legalization
Every poll for twenty years shows 58% of American support legalization.
Who the fuck are they asking? Nobody I know has been asked and we are 100% for legalization?
The 42% against legalization can die from ring worm. | worm | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Too old for DACA, man who spent 30 years in United States is deported', "He had 30 years to fix it. I know it's tough but gotdamn 30 effing years. I know several people who took care of it in less than 30 years. ", "Ha. You're so full of shit. You seriously know **several people** in his situation who took care of it? Yeah, how did they settle it. What were the channels they had to go through. What had to happen in order for their application to even be looked at/processed? \n\nDetails...", "The people I met hired lawyers to help them. Don't assume that because you don't know several people in that situation that others don't. I work in the oil field, primarilly in well service. Immigrants provide a vast majority of the labor. It's not uncommon for a kid to be raised here and not know he is not a citizen until he gets hired on as a worm hand at age 18. "] | Too old for DACA, man who spent 30 years in United States is deported
He had 30 years to fix it. I know it's tough but gotdamn 30 effing years. I know several people who took care of it in less than 30 years.
Ha. You're so full of shit. You seriously know **several people** in his situation who took care of it? Yeah, how did they settle it. What were the channels they had to go through. What had to happen in order for their application to even be looked at/processed?
Details...
The people I met hired lawyers to help them. Don't assume that because you don't know several people in that situation that others don't. I work in the oil field, primarilly in well service. Immigrants provide a vast majority of the labor. It's not uncommon for a kid to be raised here and not know he is not a citizen until he gets hired on as a worm hand at age 18. | worm | worm | true | SOCIETY_COMMUNITY_SOCIAL_GROUP |
['Whitewashing Roman Polanski - the truth: he drugged a 13-year-old girl with quaaludes and champagne; lured her to pose for naked photographs; ignoring her protests, had sex with her; and then anally raped her and pleaded guilty!', "That's pretty sick in the head, but *The Pianist* was a beautiful movie regardless. I believe in rehabilitation and I think it's possible he knows what a fucked up thing he did.", 'There is still justice for society at large that needs to be served. It does not exist solely for the rehabilitation of Roman Polanski (which is debatable even then because of his continued fugitive status), but to make the community whole. He needs to serve his sentence and not try to worm out of it 30 years later. '] | Whitewashing Roman Polanski - the truth: he drugged a 13-year-old girl with quaaludes and champagne; lured her to pose for naked photographs; ignoring her protests, had sex with her; and then anally raped her and pleaded guilty!
That's pretty sick in the head, but *The Pianist* was a beautiful movie regardless. I believe in rehabilitation and I think it's possible he knows what a fucked up thing he did.
There is still justice for society at large that needs to be served. It does not exist solely for the rehabilitation of Roman Polanski (which is debatable even then because of his continued fugitive status), but to make the community whole. He needs to serve his sentence and not try to worm out of it 30 years later. | worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['Woman arrested for videotaping speed trap while waiting for bus.', '[deleted]', '[deleted]', "I don't worry about an apple, a basket or a worm shooting me or my dog."] | Woman arrested for videotaping speed trap while waiting for bus.
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I don't worry about an apple, a basket or a worm shooting me or my dog. | worm | worm | false | null |
['YouTube removes Logan Paul from top-tier Google ad platform, YouTube Red projects on hold', 'He embarrassed the US by going over there and acting a douche in another country. We already look like belligerent assholes abroad all the time, why you gotta do that to a country which has shown tremendous patience to visitors?\n\nReal talk.. you go to another country, you are a representative of your own community.', 'If I had money I’d pay a Japanese person to visit the US and be an ass to him.', 'That just gave me an image of those insane Japanese TV show pranks being played on him. Please someone with a ton of money make this happen. I need to see this guys squirm like the worm he is.'] | YouTube removes Logan Paul from top-tier Google ad platform, YouTube Red projects on hold
He embarrassed the US by going over there and acting a douche in another country. We already look like belligerent assholes abroad all the time, why you gotta do that to a country which has shown tremendous patience to visitors?
Real talk.. you go to another country, you are a representative of your own community.
If I had money Id pay a Japanese person to visit the US and be an ass to him.
That just gave me an image of those insane Japanese TV show pranks being played on him. Please someone with a ton of money make this happen. I need to see this guys squirm like the worm he is. | worm | worm | true | PUBLIC_FIGURE |
['‘Glee’ star Mark Salling, who pleaded guilty to child pornography charge, found dead of apparent suicide', "I'm glad that piece of shit is dead\nI wish I could watch his body be eaten by worms"] | Glee star Mark Salling, who pleaded guilty to child pornography charge, found dead of apparent suicide
I'm glad that piece of shit is dead
I wish I could watch his body be eaten by worms | worms | worm | false | null |
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