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The last will be first , and the first last .
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het_802
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The garden club visited the nursery and found themselves in a hosta environment .
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het_803
| 1 |
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The woman who rode her broom to a croquet game was a wicket witch .
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het_804
| 1 |
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Jack and Jill is the best nursery rhyme as others pail in comparison .
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het_805
| 1 |
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Being able to fit size 14 shoes is quite a feet .
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het_806
| 1 |
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" I still haven't struck oil , " said Tom boringly .
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het_807
| 1 |
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Sometimes a pregnancy is so long it seems like a maternity .
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het_808
| 1 |
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When there was a murder backstage at the Grammys they couldn't find DNA but they did find Prince .
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het_809
| 0 |
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I used up all my sick days , so I'm calling in dead .
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het_810
| 1 |
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OLD POPULATION EXPERTS never die , they just lose their census .
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het_811
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When in doubt , tell a lie
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het_812
| 0 |
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If it works , rip it apart and find out why !
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het_813
| 1 |
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His affection for her was more than a passion interest .
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het_814
| 1 |
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I choked on my dessert and decided to sue , so I hired an attorney who specializes in tortes .
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het_815
| 1 |
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I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs , but it's all ova now .
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het_816
| 0 |
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Two is a company ; three is a crowd .
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het_817
| 0 |
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Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion ?
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het_818
| 1 |
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The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek .
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het_819
| 0 |
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It ain't over , but the fat lady is clearing her throat .
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het_820
| 1 |
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Before the revolution , Russia was in a Tsary state .
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het_821
| 1 |
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The dentist decided he was going to try a new path to fame and fortune , and this time he would choose a different root .
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het_822
| 1 |
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When you dream in color , it's a pigment of your imagination .
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het_823
| 0 |
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Revenge is a dish best served cold .
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het_824
| 1 |
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Please mix me a martini , said Tom , dryly .
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het_825
| 1 |
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A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque .
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het_826
| 1 |
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If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you .
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het_827
| 1 |
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When the cattlemen's association sponsored a track and field competition , followed by a barbecue , the commemorative T - shirt read , " We loved the meet . "
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het_828
| 1 |
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You should never drink beyond the pint of no return .
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het_829
| 1 |
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" I'm just going to put these handcuffs on you , " said Tom manically .
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het_830
| 1 |
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You'll never conquer me , Goliath said stonily .
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het_831
| 0 |
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You get what you pay for .
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het_832
| 1 |
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Pray for keeps
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het_833
| 0 |
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When in doubt , leave it out .
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het_834
| 1 |
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on ? Nothing - but it let out a little whine .
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het_835
| 0 |
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Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act ?
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het_836
| 1 |
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My friend is very paranoid . He says people are either foe him or against him .
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het_837
| 1 |
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Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe .
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het_838
| 0 |
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Press any key to continue . No , not THAT one !
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het_839
| 0 |
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One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb .
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het_840
| 1 |
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I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic . Now I have a licence to Krill .
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het_841
| 0 |
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He who laughs last . . . had to have it explained .
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het_842
| 1 |
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I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license .
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het_843
| 1 |
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Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day . One whispered to the other'I mist you'.
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het_844
| 1 |
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If you say you have bad skin , I'd say that was a pore excuse .
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het_845
| 0 |
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Hey ! ! These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts !
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het_846
| 0 |
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When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate .
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het_847
| 1 |
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" That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1 , " said Tom oddly .
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het_848
| 1 |
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I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music .
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het_849
| 1 |
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Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign .
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het_850
| 0 |
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If you don't have anything nice to say , don't say anything at all .
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het_851
| 1 |
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I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose .
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het_852
| 1 |
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Podiatrist malpractice : Callous neglect
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het_853
| 0 |
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A staff is quickly found to beat a dog .
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het_854
| 1 |
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I thought that the penny I was looking for would have belonged to a man , but I detected the cent of a woman .
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het_855
| 1 |
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I told my friend about the creative writing class I took , and she said that she had a simile experience .
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het_856
| 0 |
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Better underdone than overdone .
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het_857
| 1 |
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Those whose child is going through a'phase'may wish they had a phaser .
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het_858
| 0 |
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When one door closes , another door opens .
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het_859
| 1 |
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He cussed in his sleep all night and woke up all swore out .
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het_860
| 0 |
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Stolen fruit is the sweetest .
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het_861
| 1 |
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The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps .
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het_862
| 0 |
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AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
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het_863
| 1 |
heterographic
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Do hotel managers get board with their jobs ?
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het_864
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I've mailed the letter , " Tom assented .
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het_865
| 0 |
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Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6 - shooter
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het_866
| 1 |
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A lot of big delivery companies are always trying to courier favour .
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het_867
| 1 |
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" It's only average , " said Tom meanly .
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het_868
| 0 |
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Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools .
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het_869
| 1 |
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" Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth , " said Tom with a gleam in his eye .
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het_870
| 1 |
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Having too many axe - like tools to do a particular job only adze to the confusion .
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het_871
| 1 |
heterographic
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Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life . . . just the mane thing .
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het_872
| 1 |
heterographic
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The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught , but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it .
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het_873
| 0 |
heterographic
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If you buy quality , you only cry once .
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het_874
| 1 |
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OLD TAILORS never die , they just get ironic .
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het_875
| 1 |
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Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer .
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het_876
| 1 |
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My name is Les . I'm a dietician
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het_877
| 1 |
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Goddard couldn't be reached . He was out to launch .
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het_878
| 0 |
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I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing .
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het_879
| 0 |
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What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread ?
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het_880
| 1 |
heterographic
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A guy who accidentally drove his small import into a giant shrink - wrap machine had his Fiat sealed .
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het_881
| 1 |
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An hourglass is a waist of time .
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het_882
| 1 |
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Most hunters are nice because they're such deer people .
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het_883
| 1 |
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She was only a Butcher's daughter , but there wasn't much more she could loin .
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het_884
| 0 |
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds .
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het_885
| 1 |
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Sign on a broken perfume bottle , " Out of odor " .
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het_886
| 1 |
heterographic
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A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients .
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het_887
| 1 |
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The cheque is in the post , Tom assented .
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het_888
| 1 |
heterographic
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A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth .
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het_889
| 1 |
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I was completely exonerated , said Tom clearly .
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het_890
| 1 |
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The flock of doves decided to stage a coo
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het_891
| 1 |
heterographic
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Dr . Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world - class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath , proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde .
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het_892
| 1 |
heterographic
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What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents .
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het_893
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I work at a bank , " said Tom tellingly .
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het_894
| 0 |
heterographic
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The door swings both ways .
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het_895
| 1 |
heterographic
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You should massage a cow's back before putting it out to posture .
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het_896
| 0 |
heterographic
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink .
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het_897
| 1 |
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My name is Harold . I'm a messenger .
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het_898
| 1 |
heterographic
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When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia , there were a lot of sleepless knights .
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het_899
| 0 |
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Unfortunately , Wife 1 . 0 is not upgradable
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het_900
| 1 |
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My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it . It was two meaningful .
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