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het_701
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The triglyph commented ,'It's friezing in here . .
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het_702
| 0 |
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy .
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het_703
| 1 |
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In the delivery room , the unborn infant expected to be given a wide berth .
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het_704
| 1 |
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Easter is more than something to dye for
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het_705
| 1 |
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My name is Gail . I'm a meteorologist
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het_706
| 1 |
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Chimney sweep's daughter , but she soots me fine .
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het_707
| 0 |
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I used to jog , but the ice kept falling out of my glass .
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het_708
| 1 |
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If a dog was computer literate , would his bark be worse than his byte ?
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het_709
| 1 |
heterographic
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A hay farmer in jail could get out on bale .
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het_710
| 1 |
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I told my friend about the creative writing class I took , and she said that she had a simile experience .
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het_711
| 1 |
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Doctor , doctor , I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball . - Get back in the queue . Next .
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het_712
| 0 |
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Nothing for nothing .
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het_713
| 0 |
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Hot water Heaters : hot water needs heating ?
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het_714
| 1 |
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I'm a ditch digger , said Tom , trenchantly
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het_715
| 0 |
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Dog for sale : eats anything and is fond of children
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het_716
| 1 |
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A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking .
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het_717
| 1 |
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" I wish I had something to write with , " Tom said pensively .
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het_718
| 1 |
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I don't find health - related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency .
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het_719
| 1 |
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OLD POLITICIANS never die , they just harangue in there .
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het_720
| 1 |
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Dinna wave that axe aboot , Jimmy ! said Tom heedlessly .
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het_721
| 1 |
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An alien landed at a soft drink company and said'take me to your liter'.
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het_722
| 1 |
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The son can warm you forever
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het_723
| 1 |
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He crashed through several windows , but felt no pane .
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het_724
| 1 |
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The sheep robber was caught on the lamb .
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het_725
| 1 |
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His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time .
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het_726
| 0 |
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Imagination comes before Creation .
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het_727
| 1 |
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" I admire East End gangsters , " said Tom crazily .
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het_728
| 0 |
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If you believe in telekinesis , please raise my hand .
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het_729
| 0 |
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Alex , I'll take " Things Only I Know " for $ 1000 , please .
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het_730
| 1 |
heterographic
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When overcome by thoughts of sin the princess visited the knave .
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het_731
| 1 |
heterographic
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When a problem or dilemma arises : " As plumbers say , it's not drain surgery . "
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het_732
| 1 |
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" I only have diamonds , clubs and spades , " said Tom heartlessly .
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het_733
| 1 |
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Patience is a virtue heavy in wait
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het_734
| 0 |
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No man can serve two masters .
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het_735
| 1 |
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A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal .
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het_736
| 1 |
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Life is a puzzle ; look here for the missing peace .
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het_737
| 1 |
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Many people think that Edgar Allan Poe was a raven madman .
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het_738
| 0 |
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Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it .
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het_739
| 0 |
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World Ends at 3pm ; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News . . . .
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het_740
| 1 |
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OLD ENUMERATORS never die , they just lose their census
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het_741
| 0 |
heterographic
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I'm not rude , I'm " attitudinally challenged " .
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het_742
| 1 |
heterographic
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The embarrassed news anchor was bright red , but he nor the television monitor was appropriately phased .
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het_743
| 1 |
heterographic
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She was only a Glaziers daughter but took great panes to please
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het_744
| 0 |
heterographic
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Wise men learn by other men's harms , fools by their own .
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het_745
| 0 |
heterographic
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Truth will out .
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het_746
| 1 |
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She was only a Sailor's daughter and how she loved seamen .
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het_747
| 0 |
heterographic
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Never say die .
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het_748
| 0 |
heterographic
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I'm writing a book . I've got the page numbers done .
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het_749
| 1 |
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A pie went for an audition for a part in a play . The casting agent told him he performed well , but it was more of a sausage roll .
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het_750
| 1 |
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Failure is the path of least persistence .
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het_751
| 1 |
heterographic
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Old programmers never die , they just can't C as well .
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het_752
| 1 |
heterographic
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If your dad's sisters are construction workers you might call them carpenter aunts .
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het_753
| 1 |
heterographic
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The swanky hoteliers'convention tended to attract the inn crowd .
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het_754
| 1 |
heterographic
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OLD RANCHERS never die , they just breed their last .
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het_755
| 1 |
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The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps .
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het_756
| 1 |
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The Junior NCO had sore wrists . The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome .
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het_757
| 1 |
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" I'm the butcher's assistant , " said Tom cuttingly .
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het_758
| 1 |
heterographic
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Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece .
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het_759
| 1 |
heterographic
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A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental .
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het_760
| 1 |
heterographic
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After being treated by an optometrist , the bird seed .
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het_761
| 1 |
heterographic
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The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new year's revolution .
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het_762
| 1 |
heterographic
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Two rites make a wrong where bigamy is concerned .
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het_763
| 1 |
heterographic
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Fishers often wet their appetite .
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het_764
| 1 |
heterographic
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The guilt - ridden shark always has a feeling of remoras .
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het_765
| 1 |
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The cd salesman said , " The classical music section is right over there , " as he smoothed his pencil - thin mustache and spread another handful of Brylcreem on his hair .
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het_766
| 0 |
heterographic
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over , expecting different results .
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het_767
| 0 |
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If you want someone to keep a secret , keep it yourself .
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het_768
| 1 |
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Even though Ashley was blind and under arrest , she still had hope that someone would brail her out .
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het_769
| 1 |
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Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience .
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het_770
| 1 |
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The trucker explained that he was early because he had had no breaks .
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het_771
| 1 |
heterographic
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OLD CHEESE MAKERS never die , they just lose their whey
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het_772
| 0 |
heterographic
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We give nothing as willingly as our advice .
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het_773
| 1 |
heterographic
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If the mint makes 25 cent pieces it should expect quarterly profits .
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het_774
| 0 |
heterographic
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Good riding at two anchors , men have told , for if the one fails , the other may hold .
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het_775
| 1 |
heterographic
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Water leaking through wallboard is usually a ceiling problem .
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het_776
| 1 |
heterographic
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After the lawyer flushed the toilet , it went to the suer .
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het_777
| 1 |
heterographic
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Last night , I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings . The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep .
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het_778
| 0 |
heterographic
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Keep your own counsel .
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het_779
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer , " said Tom applauding .
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het_780
| 0 |
heterographic
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Give the devil his due .
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het_781
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I'm losing my hair , " Tom bawled .
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het_782
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I have to wear this cast for another six weeks , " said Tom disjointedly .
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het_783
| 1 |
heterographic
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I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth .
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het_784
| 1 |
heterographic
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I'll never forget that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance .
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het_785
| 1 |
heterographic
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He bought the drum for a great price , it was a steel .
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het_786
| 1 |
heterographic
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Lamb stew is much ado about mutton
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het_787
| 0 |
heterographic
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Am I ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know and don't care !
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het_788
| 1 |
heterographic
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The big new clock at city hall was the tock of the town .
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het_789
| 0 |
heterographic
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Vuja De : The feeling that none of this has happened before .
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het_790
| 0 |
heterographic
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It takes two to tango .
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het_791
| 1 |
heterographic
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OLD MILKMAIDS never die they just lose their whey .
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het_792
| 1 |
heterographic
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A flute teacher is a tutor .
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het_793
| 1 |
heterographic
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I'm singing well these days , Tom intoned .
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het_794
| 1 |
heterographic
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Let's visit the tombs , said Tom , cryptically .
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het_795
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I'm putting on my T - shirt , shorts , and sunglasses , " Tom summarised .
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het_796
| 0 |
heterographic
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Beware of the false prophets , who come to you in sheep's clothing , and inwardly are ravening wolves .
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het_797
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I've joined the navy , " Tom said fleetingly .
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het_798
| 1 |
heterographic
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" I know which boyd gets the woym , " said Tom in an oily voice .
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het_799
| 1 |
heterographic
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She was only a Grape picker's daughter , but she was never Chablis dressed .
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het_800
| 0 |
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The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization .
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