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Italy Overwhelmingly Says 'No' to Water Privatization | anutensil | 1,548 | 4,209 | 2,661 | 2011-06 | 1,308,691,816 | worldnews | i5m25 |
fucking commies | myk94901 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,733,753 | worldnews | c216ur2 |
NATO Admits Blowing Up Children | radioactivemilk | 0 | 8 | 13 | 2011-06 | 1,308,689,441 | politics | i5kux |
President Obama's health care law would let several million middle-class people get nearly free insurance meant for the poor,government number crunchers discovered only after the bill was signed. | chiguy | 1 | 9 | 8 | 2011-06 | 1,308,687,350 | politics | i5jsv |
Controller: Sacramento legislators will not collect their pay | secaa23 | 46 | 47 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,308,685,650 | LosAngeles | i5ix7 |
I'm soooo sad. | HappierGuy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,696,691 | LosAngeles | c213wsn |
Guy helps his friend escape cops. | _ali_ | 549 | 1,186 | 637 | 2011-06 | 1,308,685,236 | funny | i5ips |
If it happened in america, both of them would have been shot, the bystanders would have been arrested, the video camera would be smashed and then the person filming would be tazed, beaten and arrested... | Federalbigfoot | 104 | 104 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,696,678 | funny | c213wqi |
Don't forget how both cops would get punished with two weeks paid administrative leave. | duatb89 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,704,444 | funny | c214nz3 |
BECAUSE THEY GOTTA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET HOME AT NIGHT | aguacate | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,711,770 | funny | c215dyd |
AFP: Israel okays materials to build Gaza homes, schools | SwiftAdept | 7 | 12 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,308,680,913 | Israel | i5gmi |
stupid girl (true story) | [deleted] | 1,332 | 2,727 | 1,395 | 2011-06 | 1,308,679,712 | trees | i5g07 |
did you tell her oxy is basically legal heroin? | [deleted] | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,684,103 | trees | c212dk1 |
Should billionaires sitting on their butts collecting dividend checks pay ZERO taxes? | wang-banger | 6 | 34 | 28 | 2011-06 | 1,308,676,143 | politics | i5e8d |
Are you kidding me, this is really starting to get a little out of hand... Police arrest lady for standing on her lawn. | Politikr | 214 | 452 | 238 | 2011-06 | 1,308,675,278 | reddit.com | i5dtb |
No, she was arrested for obstructing government administration. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,686,591 | reddit.com | c212pch |
Can we make fun of stupid Satanists, too? | [deleted] | 876 | 1,753 | 877 | 2011-06 | 1,308,674,673 | atheism | i5diy |
I blame it on the Jew run lamestream media! | zeroesandones | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,705,820 | atheism | c214sr8 |
A glimpse into your future | atticus138 | 626 | 2,618 | 1,992 | 2011-06 | 1,308,673,662 | pics | i5d34 |
Her dog should be shot for this behavior. | VaginaDentata | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,694,401 | trees | c213nfl |
Michele Bachmann Caught Using Taxpayer Dollars On Her Rallies! | [deleted] | 1,496 | 4,529 | 3,033 | 2011-06 | 1,308,667,790 | politics | i5adh |
"Let's stone her!!!!" | BadInPublic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,702,078 | politics | c214g1r |
Anonymous become victims of an attack by a former member unhappy with the direction they have taken | [deleted] | 1 | 6 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,308,667,737 | technology | i5acr |
Oh Reddit, how I love how you provide me with up-to-date news! | neuralien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,667,866 | technology | c210bza |
Truth in advertising | atticus138 | 1,218 | 6,527 | 5,309 | 2011-06 | 1,308,666,226 | pics | i59p0 |
who calls it "oriental" food these days? | jabaldy33 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,676,198 | pics | c211djm |
Oriental is a perfectly fine word to use for items such as food and clothing, but the common misuse of it for Asian people put a smudge on its use at all. | Befall | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,681,411 | pics | c2120oy |
Protip- don't use "negro" to describe black people | lunacraz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,690,454 | pics | c213745 |
But nigger just means black! | alekgv | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,693,088 | pics | c213im5 |
BMV finds no wrongdoing in Ohio State car deals | the_real_darkrock | 0 | 6 | 10 | 2011-06 | 1,308,664,948 | CFB | i597a |
well that absolves them from any wrong doing. | criminolelawyer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,681,496 | CFB | c21212j |
Japan's school meals look healthy. | Bojingo | 1,218 | 5,467 | 4,249 | 2011-06 | 1,308,658,423 | reddit.com | i56zb |
Now fortified with Uranium! | Bipolarruledout | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,671,537 | reddit.com | c210ryl |
That looks pretty delicious to me now, but my fat 13-year-old self would've picked the square pizza and fries over this any day. | canaznguitar | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,662,988 | reddit.com | c20zurj |
That's why you don't let kids chose what they eat. | [deleted] | 153 | 153 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,666,431 | reddit.com | c2106g4 |
Yeah.... but... but... kids should exercise "personal responsibility". | Bipolarruledout | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,671,436 | reddit.com | c210rin |
I am sure the xians would be okay with "under Allah". | Tiger337 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,658,316 | atheism | c20zj52 |
do you guys think this is a scam? | notalkingplz | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,652,498 | DJs | i55ez |
Hmm... cdj-2000 for $900... seems legit | tehwallace | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,673,757 | DJs | c2112a2 |
Two men shot during Short Strand rioting. | 1984isnotamanual | 12 | 15 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,308,648,102 | northernireland | i54bs |
Texas governor Rick Perry vetoes texting-while-driving ban | [deleted] | 36 | 42 | 6 | 2011-06 | 1,308,645,633 | texas | i53qh |
Yes, my employer will easily accept that. | mechanicalhorizon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,714,270 | Seattle | c215mal |
Supreme Court Says Sorry, But WalMart Is Too Big To Sue | Orangutan | 5 | 20 | 15 | 2011-06 | 1,308,622,482 | politics | i4vi2 |
boy I sure am glad we have all these wonderful legal protections and unions are not needed right? | thereyouwent | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,640,971 | politics | c20yrju |
YouTube - Alex Jones Puts YouTube/Google on Notice! | radioactivemilk | 0 | 6 | 9 | 2011-06 | 1,308,616,632 | politics | i4t24 |
Japan has issued a tsunami alert after a 6.7 magnitude earthquake | bitterend | 667 | 1,757 | 1,090 | 2011-06 | 1,308,782,080 | worldnews | i6m7i |
The earth fucking hates that country. | JizzblasterBoris | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,810,118 | worldnews | c21dzm5 |
According to many Americans, God hates that country and this is his revenge for Pearl Harbor. | InAnIndianAccent | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,822,266 | worldnews | c21emj0 |
God's a hater and of course haters gotta hate. | Bipolarruledout | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,833,030 | worldnews | c21f3gw |
TIL there's an intersection in Utah so complicated their Department of Transportation had to make a video showing how to drive through it | vff | 530 | 1,076 | 546 | 2011-06 | 1,308,777,342 | todayilearned | i6jzx |
Because a hundred confused tourists driving through obviously-marked lanes with a lot of signs and lights is less of a clusterfuck than a hundred confused tourists getting lost in a roundabout. | 3brushie | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,808,322 | todayilearned | c21duqh |
pfft americans.... (I sacrifce myself to the downvote gods...may they be gentle and swift with my death!") | [deleted] | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,810,639 | todayilearned | c21e0yt |
Yeah bashing Americans is pretty much a guarantee downvote around here. | billtimbob | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,830,080 | todayilearned | c21exia |
Slavery is not dead, just less recognizable. | [deleted] | 274 | 308 | 34 | 2011-06 | 1,308,773,622 | worldpolitics | i6i3e |
You have to pay to live on the planet you were born on. | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,797,103 | worldpolitics | c21cr7o |
"Hey, someone *owns* that ground you're standing on, you fuckin' bum!" | DOC409 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,801,589 | worldpolitics | c21d85y |
Barney Frank and Ron Paul will Introduce Legislation on Thursday to Fully Legalize Marijuana | emr1028 | 2,738 | 12,554 | 9,816 | 2011-06 | 1,308,773,561 | politics | i6i1y |
That'd be great if only Ron Paul wasn't A CHRISTIAN! | nickspinner | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,787,657 | politics | c21btxl |
*sigh* | [deleted] | 11 | 120 | 109 | 2011-06 | 1,308,767,915 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | i6f1e |
S2's permanent compensation: 2,000 silver coins. | utexasdelirium | 75 | 83 | 8 | 2011-06 | 1,308,765,378 | HeroesofNewerth | i6doh |
'cause it's really all about performance | hameggs | 19 | 32 | 13 | 2011-06 | 1,308,765,230 | bicycling | i6dm4 |
Ironic that he's riding a Performance Bicycles house brand bike ... | scott_beowulf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,767,937 | bicycling | c219nwq |
I'm sure their products are fine, but I absolutely hate the people who work at my local Performance. | natego | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,771,608 | bicycling | c21a5qe |
You're right, the people at your local store gave you a bad experience, the whole company must really suck ass. | fullrunsilviaks | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,781,354 | bicycling | c21b6f8 |
So there is fear that by having anonymity, a man who is accused of rape may be found "not guilty", and can go about his life with no consequences, while some feminists believe that if a man is accused of rape, he is actually guilty? | Skareymc | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,766,644 | MensRights | c219hlj |
Not to mention 'some' Feminists believe that Rape accused are Guilty until proven innocent. | OThomson | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,782,413 | MensRights | c21bahq |
Huge champagne bottles have some fucking awesome names | pillionaire | 154 | 317 | 163 | 2011-06 | 1,308,764,481 | pics | i6d7o |
They're named after biblical characters. | xsp | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,765,043 | pics | c219a0m |
Except the biggest one which is named after the ship from the Matrix. | TropicalUnicornSong | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,797,373 | pics | c21cs87 |
A magical animal that produces ham, pork, and bacon. | TheFatBastard | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,771,657 | AskReddit | c21a5y4 |
If only there was such a thing! | lochlainn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,774,837 | AskReddit | c21aj9r |
Democrats Explicitly Call Out GOP For Sabotaging The Economic Recovery | BrianBeutler | 979 | 2,413 | 1,434 | 2011-06 | 1,308,760,810 | politics | i6bdc |
Willy Week citing Reddit now | ConfitOfDuck | 14 | 18 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,308,760,070 | Portland | i6azj |
I mean, why interview actual people when you can pull a(n unverified) blurb off of the internet? | PedroTheLeo | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,768,103 | Portland | c219oqo |
If you #type like @this outside #Twitter, I'm going to assume @you are a #fucking #idiot | niton | 780 | 2,616 | 1,836 | 2011-06 | 1,308,753,621 | reddit.com | i67yx |
Because protocol-specific formatting shouldn't be used anywhere else, right? | zodar | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,765,758 | reddit.com | c219dep |
Fed seen dialing down GDP forecasts | thebrightsideoflife | 10 | 12 | 2 | 2011-06 | 1,308,752,382 | economy | i67gg |
Westboro Baptist Church members should expect to actually get their asses kicked this time, they plan to protest Ryan Dunn's Funeral | r0nin | 2,295 | 6,598 | 4,303 | 2011-06 | 1,308,751,300 | WTF | i671l |
Photos from the Boston Bruins' $156,000 Stanley Cup party. | eleemosynary | 92 | 114 | 22 | 2011-06 | 1,308,751,099 | hockey | i66yr |
Obligatory post about Tyler Seguin only being 19 and the world should be outraged. | Abyss_Shadow | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,781,849 | hockey | c21b8d6 |
Down the Rabbit Hole: Arms Exports and Qaddafi's Cluster Bombs | ScotiaTide | 2 | 7 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,308,750,619 | worldnews | i66rb |
If Israel does not use it, it is not news | Kaffir | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,753,265 | worldnews | c217v93 |
but but but, MINES nice looking, theirs looks stupid! | michaelshow | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,754,705 | AskReddit | c2180dq |
Wow, conservatives aren't as evil as i thought | dengjintao | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,791,684 | politics | c21c7s4 |
UBC student blinded by husband in Bangladesh | avrus | 27 | 31 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,308,743,259 | canada | i64br |
As Justin Trudeau says, this isn't barbaric | philchau | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,772,489 | canada | c21a9be |
A home-made heroin substitute is having a horrific effect on thousands of Russia's drug addicts | oliverdaniel | 2,311 | 7,869 | 5,558 | 2011-06 | 1,308,736,553 | worldnews | i62qs |
Yes, that's why it's been such a *huge* failure in countries that have implemented programs like it, like Denmark and the UK. | mads-80 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,756,045 | worldnews | c2185tx |
Could it be Banksy? | RagingAgainst | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,749,531 | offbeat | c217jk8 |
Guy gets Duke Nukem with pre-order from 10 years ago | [deleted] | 0 | 6 | 9 | 2011-06 | 1,308,720,652 | gaming | i5yk3 |
McDonald's Menu from 1979... Look at those Prices! | [deleted] | 117 | 237 | 120 | 2011-06 | 1,308,719,278 | pics | i5y0l |
Makpal, the only female eagle huntress in the world. | magister0 | 918 | 3,586 | 2,668 | 2011-06 | 1,308,711,991 | pics | i5uuj |
GGG is an atheist. | [deleted] | 1,348 | 2,685 | 1,337 | 2011-06 | 1,308,703,202 | AdviceAnimals | i5r3l |
That could also go: *Is Religious* *Doesn't ram it down friend's throats* | [deleted] | 181 | 181 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,707,618 | AdviceAnimals | c214z2p |
As a theist myself, I *know* that when people ram religion down other peoples throats it's giving us all a bad name. | [deleted] | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,718,162 | AdviceAnimals | c215yzy |
Cream pie | legrandmarquis | 318 | 2,421 | 2,103 | 2011-06 | 1,308,703,158 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | i5r2v |
NOT A REAL COMIC PLEASE DELETE | joetromboni | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,706,240 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c214u6d |
and usa policy to prop up and support this dictatorship by military for oil deals that violate human rights and morals | beancc | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,901,591 | worldnews | c21lm08 |
Can we assume you've stopped using oil and its byproducts in protest? | BedouDevelopment | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,916,210 | worldnews | c21m6kv |
Fuck everything about this. | soweallgrow | 2,546 | 19,634 | 17,088 | 2011-06 | 1,308,864,899 | politics | i7jc9 |
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