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Well, as long as he doesn't lie about it for a week, it's okay, right? | Sylocat | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,529,628 | politics | c20ox8g |
How often can Neymar dive during one game? | Freibier | 117 | 134 | 17 | 2011-06 | 1,308,518,685 | soccer | i3t65 |
He ins't a star yet but the hating process has already began, great. | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,526,420 | soccer | c20onhq |
It will be a great dynamic with Cronaldo. | atlacatl | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,602,021 | soccer | c20uwqn |
Not only happy, but healthy too. | barkbarkbark | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,513,332 | fitnesscirclejerk | c20ni0t |
Don't worry, it's just cultural differences. | xhaereticusx | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,512,685 | WTF | c20nfy7 |
Researchers use human vaccine to cure prostate cancer in mice | avrus | 1,121 | 1,447 | 326 | 2011-06 | 1,308,508,457 | science | i3phh |
Oh great, cure the cancer, but give them autism! | rlbond86 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,539,795 | science | c20puwi |
Still so true | JMCDesign | 1,093 | 3,802 | 2,709 | 2011-06 | 1,308,507,957 | trees | i3pbk |
Yeah totally, never any outrage coming out this this subreddit | pacard | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,527,767 | trees | c20orkq |
R/Trees has been up to no good lately. | B92JOHNSON | 15 | 19 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,308,497,502 | pics | i3lxo |
Fatah calls off Cairo unity meeting with Hamas | [deleted] | 16 | 34 | 18 | 2011-06 | 1,308,496,691 | worldnews | i3lpt |
Woman cuts off the head of a man who tried to rape her, walks through market holding it aloft. | scru | 631 | 793 | 162 | 2011-06 | 1,308,489,029 | TwoXChromosomes | i3jwe |
Goldfish hit by a caaaaaaaaaaar | dezdog | 291 | 427 | 136 | 2011-06 | 1,308,487,696 | videos | i3jn9 |
U.S., NATO annoyed as Libya war drags on | trendzetter | 17 | 44 | 27 | 2011-06 | 1,308,486,326 | worldnews | i3jeq |
Real good journalism, that. | Azog | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,505,355 | worldnews | c20mt0a |
What is this wizardry, riot? | Vcvc | 20 | 28 | 8 | 2011-06 | 1,308,479,332 | leagueoflegends | i3ibi |
Obv they changed the seeds again | whyborg | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,485,574 | leagueoflegends | c20llnw |
I wasn't going to watch this video, but then when I found out it was a white kid triumphing over a black guy I decided to check it out | SarcasmOD | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,474,963 | videos | c20l95o |
Kids Fined $500 Bucks For Operating Lemonade Stand Outside US Open | brillo90 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,308,462,908 | reddit.com | i3f81 |
It's almost like someone should try and smash the governments ability to operate (or at least give them something better to spend their effort on) by flying some 767's into their buildings.... OH WAIT A MINUTE | apullin | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,463,798 | reddit.com | c20kop9 |
Cause that worked so well in the past | axonxorz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,464,328 | reddit.com | c20kpym |
after a long day of misery a brief moment of joy | fat-matt | 486 | 2,259 | 1,773 | 2011-06 | 1,308,453,879 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | i3cky |
What's the creepiest thing anyone has ever said to you during or right after sex? | glassrice | 59 | 90 | 31 | 2011-06 | 1,308,450,633 | sex | i3bkh |
Some people find pubic hair a turn-off, deal with it. | Elseone | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,470,845 | sex | c20l2yb |
Yeah, fucking someone that looks pre-pubescent is SO much better | darkempath | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,473,000 | sex | c20l6dv |
Where do you think gaming will be in 10 years? | the8thbit | 301 | 885 | 584 | 2011-06 | 1,308,449,579 | gaming | i3b97 |
I don't give a fuck, apocalypse is coming next year. | samingue | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,480,433 | gaming | c20lfmz |
You don't have a plan | Chrisx711 | 1,094 | 5,157 | 4,063 | 2011-06 | 1,308,444,946 | politics | i39ti |
Yep that cartoon about covered it, in both scope and depth. | jack104 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,488,253 | politics | c20lpar |
Startups @ Scale: Programming an early warning system for your app | ksowocki | 6 | 21 | 15 | 2011-06 | 1,308,442,969 | programming | i398c |
Atheists and fat people are the only two minorities it's ok to be bigoted against. | iMarmalade | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,509,388 | atheism | c20n5ju |
Notch reviews Duke Nukem Forever | CrumpetsOnToast | 34 | 93 | 59 | 2011-06 | 1,308,609,886 | gaming | i4q9w |
I concur. | ch13fw | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,611,396 | gaming | c20vxq6 |
Local Printer Refuses Service for New Capitol Hill Gay Bar | retardo | 15 | 26 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,308,607,905 | Seattle | i4pfi |
Supreme Court to Decide to Ban Fallout 3 and Other Games | dkblackhawk | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2011-06 | 1,308,606,991 | gaming | i4p0s |
Hell yeah i hope they ban all this trash | Hitman-0769 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,607,603 | gaming | c20vj2c |
This, and also the blurred out boobies on the Howard Stern show! | Watahoot | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,606,065 | pics | c20vcxo |
Cuz lesbian on the radio is just the greatest fucking thing ever! | stumpgod | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,623,914 | pics | c20x7yu |
I'm appearing on Bloomberg tomorrow to discuss all the recent hacking in the news - anything I should absolutely hit home for the mainstream? | kn0thing | 828 | 952 | 124 | 2011-06 | 1,308,604,832 | programming | i4o1u |
"Under God" wasn't added to the pledge of allegiance until 1954. | AdmiralDave | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,607,460 | programming | c20vik9 |
This is actually extremely relevant to the topic. | Gag_Halfrunt | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,608,781 | programming | c20vnr3 |
Ron Paul signs extreme anti-abortion pledge that would defund Planned Parenthood and end federal funding for thousands of hospitals that perform abortions. | wang-banger | 496 | 1,006 | 510 | 2011-06 | 1,308,599,265 | politics | i4lhy |
Claymore Funtage 8 | onefingerattack | 30 | 36 | 6 | 2011-06 | 1,308,597,947 | codbo | i4ktc |
Did I mention Scout Pro, yet? | youtubedude | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,606,781 | codbo | c20vfv0 |
Who were team comps? | c10ne | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,625,604 | leagueoflegends | c20xegt |
No one was team comps | Galneryus90 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,657,593 | leagueoflegends | c20zhrq |
So there were no camps selected? | c10ne | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,658,622 | leagueoflegends | c20zjr7 |
World's oceans in 'shocking' decline | [deleted] | 102 | 117 | 15 | 2011-06 | 1,308,595,779 | collapse | i4jpx |
Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. | doogie92 | 105 | 236 | 131 | 2011-06 | 1,308,595,722 | funny | i4jot |
Do Libertarians or members of the Tea Party collect unemployment if they lose their jobs? | [deleted] | 6 | 7 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,308,594,291 | politics | i4iz8 |
Air Conditioning in the Desert | [deleted] | 39 | 67 | 28 | 2011-06 | 1,308,594,191 | politics | i4ix8 |
Those must be some pretty tough soldiers to have to put up air conditioned tents. | Dan_K | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,596,758 | politics | c20u952 |
AARP dropping its longstanding opposition to cutting Social Security benefits | taylorbuley | 12 | 15 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,308,592,857 | politics | i4i8m |
That attitude should be good for business. | Dan_K | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,598,149 | politics | c20ufll |
"I am the champion!" | reisalvador | 304 | 414 | 110 | 2011-06 | 1,308,592,187 | starcraft | i4hvl |
Standard protoss micro technique | brisywisy | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,593,022 | starcraft | c20tu0m |
Standard zerg double all-in. | snaerdi | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,594,029 | starcraft | c20tykz |
Moon forgot he wasn't playing terran | demitris | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,605,252 | starcraft | c20va3q |
Too Soon? | [deleted] | 338 | 4,004 | 3,666 | 2011-06 | 1,308,590,447 | pics | i4gzr |
Is that a random pic or his actual car? | Nethius | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,600,308 | pics | c20upg8 |
actual car | dizzi800 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,602,583 | pics | c20uz8q |
Or at least part of it | dizzi800 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,602,591 | pics | c20uza5 |
holy fuck | Nethius | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,603,125 | pics | c20v1gs |
Yeah it's hilarious. | RestoreFear | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,603,622 | pics | c20v3l4 |
How many times must we tell you, times were different then, you socialist pig. | arizonaburning | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,589,682 | politics | c20tfdn |
Season 3 Ladder Map Pool Announced | AdonalFoyle | 436 | 514 | 78 | 2011-06 | 1,308,586,100 | starcraft | i4exw |
Kind of like how Zergs think PvZ is imba when Zerg wins more than Protoss currently? | musemike | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,623,346 | starcraft | c20x5tt |
You really drilled deep I see. | musemike | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,637,425 | starcraft | c20yj3a |
Anything I lose to... The only possible reason I lost is because of my opponent abusing mechanics he couldn't possibly have just played somewhat better than me in that game. | JayDub47 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,588,243 | starcraft | c20t8xd |
This is how the Canadian people said thanks to the Vancouver police after the riot. | [deleted] | 1,073 | 4,848 | 3,775 | 2011-06 | 1,308,583,723 | pics | i4dsn |
The sharpie'd messages on the paint warmed their hearts immensely, I'm sure. | neverforgetyourtowel | 554 | 554 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,584,497 | pics | c20stac |
THE RIOTS CHANGED EVERYTHING! | pyrotechie83 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,590,947 | pics | c20tkhr |
I know this is being called a "riot"... but having grown up in Los Angeles and living through that RIOT... I think people are making a little too much out of this and how "it changed everything" - How many neighborhoods burned down in Vancouver? | Gebby254 | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,594,530 | pics | c20u0sp |
Conquering godless wogs and repressing domestic riff-raff with the touch of a button | yellowcakewalk | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,585,381 | worldnews | c20swvx |
but sonic the hedgehog wears them so they must be cool! | thinkythought | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,598,962 | AskReddit | c20ujfb |
River falls short of Nebraska nuke plant shutdown by 18 inches | radioactivemilk | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,308,579,073 | reddit.com | i4bsq |
That could NEVER happen again | yellowcakewalk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,582,395 | reddit.com | c20sl5w |
An old lady I used to knit with asked me if a fan in the room was an "ovulating" fan. | MannequinLegs | 344 | 344 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,573,716 | AskReddit | c20rwoh |
Move out of pennsylvania? | njchessboy | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,582,543 | AskReddit | c20slom |
Ah, Seattle, that city sure is known for great weather. | pianobadger | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,592,604 | AskReddit | c20ts3v |
A unique perspective from a female pedophile. | Delfishie | 711 | 995 | 284 | 2011-06 | 1,308,547,144 | bestof | i433c |
So fake | acteon29 | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,557,045 | bestof | c20r7w7 |
Yeah, only men can be pedophiles | Hindu_Wardrobe | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,557,788 | bestof | c20r95m |
Check out this link! | Nulthrax | 0 | 20 | 24 | 2011-06 | 1,308,541,230 | pics | i40xe |
Wow, how clever. | binarybandit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,546,232 | pics | c20qhcg |
The lack of rap or techno music made this video impossible to watch. | juletre | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,577,568 | soccer | c20s5yt |
Sankaku Complex: The beacon of intelligent thought | NorrisOBE | 7 | 17 | 10 | 2011-06 | 1,308,537,628 | anime | i3zlj |
I thought SC was a site for hentai galleries. | pitman | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,552,515 | anime | c20qyrq |
should've put | pitman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,574,499 | anime | c20rycz |
If you could choose one classic game to update with modern graphics, what would it be? | Karagar | 24 | 39 | 15 | 2011-06 | 1,308,537,311 | gaming | i3zgx |
Freedom Fighters, or a sequel, I'd be happy with either | Mawksie | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,537,558 | gaming | c20pmu1 |
Study: Shutting Nuclear Plants Would Boost Coal And Carbon Emissions | [deleted] | 98 | 129 | 31 | 2011-06 | 1,308,533,213 | energy | i3y08 |
It begins: NY Post blocks access to its website on iPads to drive app purchases | sadax | 1,899 | 2,747 | 848 | 2011-06 | 1,308,530,002 | technology | i3wye |
Everything should be free always! | thedudesays | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,579,612 | technology | c20sbnx |
Thanks for promoting free internet services! | DefaultPlayer | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,563,136 | todayilearned | c20rh4h |
Hope it can't disable the actual video. | SirPeterODactyl | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,559,902 | todayilearned | c20rci0 |
Ok when America does something to screw over someone it the the most dreaded thing, but when China screws over America it is a good thing. | 1984comment | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,706,046 | worldnews | c214thq |
The US is fully of *greedy* fucks dude, didn't you get the memo? | __zBullet_ | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,308,709,510 | worldnews | c2155ny |
For those of you who have never seen it, the most amazing crossword puzzle | flabbergasted1 | 2,954 | 17,361 | 14,407 | 2011-06 | 1,308,694,993 | reddit.com | i5njl |
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