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I would bet that 90% of the people on this sub have recently left, or are currently in, a very shitty relationship with a woman. | Honglorn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,478 | pussypassdenied | dfntd9y |
Lol good, let them start a GLORIOUS REVOLUTION and get winded on the stairs out of their mom's basement. | ScaleyScrapMeat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,367 | CringeAnarchy | dfod0m5 |
If I say 600lbs combined, are you taking the Over or the Under on total weight of conversation? | MiniGoat_King | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,024 | CringeAnarchy | dfog829 |
How do they expect to fight in their revolution if they can't even walk up the stairs? | ProNoob95 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,849 | CringeAnarchy | dfot35n |
I think your average poster here disproves that right leaning political views = upper body strength. | VerdantSmash | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,183 | CringeAnarchy | dfoubsr |
Well if being fit is a right wing thing, then I want to be a fucking nazi | bigdaddybillnye | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,112,199 | CringeAnarchy | dfpxek8 |
This just about sums up why I'm not afraid of a lefty takeover | Dr_Evil_173 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,373,362 | CringeAnarchy | dfupe0w |
What a bunch of pussies. | I_made_a_doodie | 38 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,766 | CringeAnarchy | dfniodb |
TIL muscles are social constructs | bentheseraph | 255 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,699 | CringeAnarchy | dfnkg24 |
TIL physical health is arbitrary and a social construct | SnappyPopper | 110 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,728 | CringeAnarchy | dfnkh0b |
Haha more fat fucks trying to justify their terrible life choices | bryanrobh | 42 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,083 | CringeAnarchy | dfnmml0 |
Benching 315 is fascist | captainamerica52 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,731 | CringeAnarchy | dfno4jg |
Don't need upper body strength when you're armed to the teeth with BB guns. | GasCucksMemeWarNow | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,335 | CringeAnarchy | dfnplkk |
lol bitches | PisslamicState | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,146 | CringeAnarchy | dfnr8sf |
What kind of Harrison Bergeron wonderland do these people live in? | hopelessrobo | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,504 | CringeAnarchy | dfnrkdd |
We are all constantly equal in every single domain and field there is. | Jyquentel | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,208 | CringeAnarchy | dfnt48p |
Stalin believed all human beings were equally valuable as well, he just believed that value was near zero. | tellyouwhywrong | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,042 | CringeAnarchy | dfntw0b |
Why liberals will always be the wing of estrogen and crying. | INTERNET_TRASHCAN | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,664 | CringeAnarchy | dfnuglu |
TIL that I'm oppressive and fascist as fuck because I have to work out all the time to fight my PTSD. | rossiFan | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,996 | CringeAnarchy | dfnure5 |
He said, jowls quivering indignantly. | Thracius_Augustus | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,766 | CringeAnarchy | dfnx8v4 |
"Strong people are harder to kill, and are generally more useful." | Eddicus | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,941 | CringeAnarchy | dfnxenw |
Til being able to bench 315 for reps makes you a fascist. | 1TJ24TIWETG8SDJ8WTGW | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,280 | CringeAnarchy | dfnxpoa |
Amazing how you can just tell they're small and weak. | Foxehh2 | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,117 | CringeAnarchy | dfo05cd |
It was in that moment that the first commenter realized that his well-intentioned proposition would never be possible, and that leftists would forever be weakling spindly fucks who cower at the sight of violence. | RancidTrombone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,833 | CringeAnarchy | dfo1jfd |
I think they're just lazy and using an excuse | da_real_donald_trump | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,897 | CringeAnarchy | dfo1l6z |
This kind of thinking may explain why facists tend to win. | Slikdik | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,866 | CringeAnarchy | dfo2d7b |
Value, Equality, and Humanity are also social constructs. | WrecksMundi | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,924 | CringeAnarchy | dfo3yn6 |
if you have a gym membership, you might as well be a nazi | stargunner | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,322 | CringeAnarchy | dfo79cw |
Fuck me when I was younger (I'm 20) I considered myself middle right but I read this shit and move slightly more and more right every time. | Dodgezy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,259 | CringeAnarchy | dfo7ycl |
A E S T H E T I C | BiggieCheeseOfficial | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,556 | CringeAnarchy | dfo8651 |
list's outdated | The1stCitizenOfTheIn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,937 | SandersForPresident | dfnp8cl |
Boom goes the dynamite! | stickben | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,956 | oregon | dfnjro6 |
Cool | VincentVanPwn3d | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,154 | oregon | dfnmovm |
Just missing some whale. | davidw | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,090 | oregon | dfnnje5 |
As is tradition! | ROGUE_KID | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,025 | oregon | dfnsy52 |
He's the current top goal scorer, "sadly we're targeting Lukaku"... | dreyyy07 | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,086 | chelseafc | dfnlphn |
It's not even april yet dammit | TheeDonut | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,243 | videos | dfo9ddt |
Why do I get the feeling that I am watching the birth of a Batman villan | Lordborg909 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,086 | videos | dfo9z20 |
This guy has done what the Hacksmith has been working on for month without begging for donations | Prime89 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,579 | videos | dfoac1l |
Who wants to take bets on how long before this guy kills himself? | NerdENerd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,204 | videos | dfoas26 |
So, if the science says it's fake and the accounts posting it (YouTube and twitter) look fake, then this is the kind of fuckery that needs to be downvoted into oblivion. | Proximal13 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,055 | videos | dfobe4f |
Ummmm...He doesn't fly. | mmille24 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,560 | videos | dfobr87 |
Investing in this would not be a good move. | wombatnoodles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,667 | videos | dfobtyn |
When you realize it's almost april fools and realize this might as well be a April fools prank lol i hope it's legit. | nyc_traveler1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,428 | videos | dfocde8 |
This just made me realize how out of shape I am for the future.. | OhNoAMicroaggression | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,598 | videos | dfochf9 |
"Iron Man-like" Okay | thematt924 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,873 | videos | dfocod4 |
This seems stupid for most situations but launched out of a plane (with a parachute) with plenty of room for error this could be extremely cool. | Honeybadger200 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,383 | videos | dfod0zy |
takemymoney.fry | DrippyWaffler | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,746 | videos | dfoda5s |
This guy is awesome | boskoliscious | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,143 | videos | dfodk26 |
This is how flying usually goes in my dreams :/ | Messisfoot | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,380 | videos | dfodpvm |
Sponsored by gravity, fuck you gravity I'm iron man | dadbod615 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,470 | videos | dfods72 |
Anybody have a mirror... not available in canada | vegabond198 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,800 | videos | dfoe0fj |
Totally fake. | that1communist | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,749 | videos | dfoenm3 |
*April Fools, Biiiiiiiiiiitch* | Lildrummerman | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,292 | videos | dfof19c |
A gyroscope and gimbled exhaust would help him I think. | mallius62 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,792 | videos | dfofdoh |
Jeb Corliss just got a huge boner. | tygrenier | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,076 | videos | dfofkx5 |
I love living in the future, where a man can actually build these things himself. | EctoSage | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,204 | videos | dfofo8m |
Just the style of video editing makes it obvious how fake this is. | x4vior | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,095 | videos | dfog9pz |
Should be one of Iron Man's 20-year-behind competitors in the next movie. | Blukoi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,222 | videos | dfogcn6 |
The cameraman framed him a little too well.. Captain disillusion we need you | gripofiron1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,642 | videos | dfogm9o |
Why do I get the feeling we just witnessed the birth of a super villain? | crespoh69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,527 | videos | dfoh5k1 |
I think that if he could put them on his back and use software and gimbals to control it, then it would become a lot more practical and viable. | NoMansTie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,113 | videos | dfohi5n |
Amazing | Carbyne27 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,684 | videos | dfohudm |
Files people, not flies. | SaddleDaddy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,937 | videos | dfohzne |
I just had to build an Iron Man suit that doesn't work and he's patented the concept and faked a video on it's effectiveness. | mmmmm559 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,626 | videos | dfoiesd |
Nice April Fool's video | HansumJack | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,350 | videos | dfoiu30 |
Lz | AdmiralBass | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,880 | videos | dfoj5ev |
I only care if its made out of mini coopers. | Duke_Swillbottom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,670 | videos | dfojm1a |
Very nice... definitely potential! | fstegen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,064 | videos | dfoky5y |
Not all heroes wear capes | what_the_elliott | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,082 | videos | dfokyii |
He's going to have to seriously hit the gym and then design an exoskeleton if he wants that to really work like Ironman. | politicalaids | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,035 | videos | dfolgbr |
So this is fake but if it was real I'd be impressed by his HUGE balls to put his unprotected hands/arms next to a turbine. | TheDirtyHipHop | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,679 | videos | dfonx0u |
now I'm sad because this stuff can only exist in the realm of fiction | Bl0ngus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,779 | videos | dfooc8j |
Everyone getting butthurt because someone made an April Fools video... | anyusernamesffs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,476 | videos | dfoq8ra |
Always thought it was the energy source that was the issue with this stuff, not the ability to make small enough turbines/jets? | PapaRacoon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,312 | videos | dfoswxo |
it says April fools but looks legit | theflashspeedster | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,689 | videos | dfotqh6 |
I hate April first. | 6689 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,190 | videos | dfour1p |
I love April fools videos... | thepennydrops | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,150 | videos | dfov6mi |
Nice prank haha. | 701nf1n17y4ndb3y0nd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,604 | videos | dfowxak |
bronze man | LiveHigh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,064,007 | videos | dfp33oo |
Its an april fools joke Not nearly enough thrust could be generated from whatever he was wearing | smpl-jax | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,067,377 | videos | dfp5fxx |
He needs exo suit, anti heat shielding and foam cushion armor for impact. | Ryuuken24 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,072,884 | videos | dfp98i6 |
the things a lot of us in the uk would do to get out of this shite country is impressive. | hughheff | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,093,214 | videos | dfpmnuh |
Seems like it would be a great way to dry cars after a wash as well! | shoodbworking | 146 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,974,930 | videos | dfnjqri |
This is cool but I can't see it amounting to much it seems rather clunky and impractical. | LookItsAHuman | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,525 | videos | dfnkabn |
Now, all that needs to happen is Elon Musk licensing the patent, hiring this guy for development and the transformation is complete. | Nickatony | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,087 | videos | dfnlpir |
Mirror? | 50calnugs | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,863 | videos | dfnmf94 |
fake and gay SAIL | nopedidnthappen | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,138 | videos | dfnohy7 |
Why | OgFinish | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,661 | videos | dfnpw4m |
What happens when one engine fails mid flight? | elusivejoo | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,806 | videos | dfnq0sv |
With the addition of the turbines on the guys back its pretty much a jetpack. | Strife14 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,788 | videos | dfnrthh |
of course he picks the most cliche music for this | Corndawgz | 140 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,242 | videos | dfns8ap |
Deceptive and homosexual. | Jesus_H_Muhammad | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,964 | videos | dfnttcj |
meh | timmy12688 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,147 | videos | dfntzkn |
Where can I get that leefblower | alanstriga | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,566 | videos | dfnudbs |
That's amazing! | andyp | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,900 | videos | dfnvkp4 |
This must be how they filmed the moon landings. | earlofsandwich | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,032 | videos | dfnvozh |
Just invent a chainsword and we can finally have assault marines. | underlordd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,029 | videos | dfnwkpy |
He'll be able to hop and skip very dangerously and very slowly, all the way to the hearing aid clinic. | M0b1u5 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,770 | videos | dfny545 |
*Sees a man literally attaching mini-jet engines to his limbs* *Looks at date* Oh good, just April 1st. | InoyouS2 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,963 | videos | dfnyb36 |
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