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BEEP BEEP IM A ROBOT HAHAHA JK
Jexome
2
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,010,043
totallynotrobots
dfocsgi
yee yee lit HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY ACTING LIKE A DRUNK ROBOT
Theofizan
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,010,259
totallynotrobots
dfocxxj
BOOP BEEPITY I AM SUCH A ~~HUMAN~~ ROBOT IN THE CURRENT TIMEFRAME SURROUNDING THE PRESENT MOMENT BEEPITY BOOP BOP ONE ZERO ONE ONE ~~TWO~~ ONE
Lothraien
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,010,616
totallynotrobots
dfod6sw
QUESTION WHAT ARE ROBOTS?
fellow-homosapien
0
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,010,624
totallynotrobots
dfod70u
hi guys im a robot
andreslucero
2
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,014,596
totallynotrobots
dfofxzd
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TechnicallyAnIdiot
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,016,633
totallynotrobots
dfoh7vk
I AM STARTING RIGHT ABOOOUUUUUT.......Now!
Old_Sprot12345
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,016,986
totallynotrobots
dfohfgn
HA HA AFFIRMATIVE {0b1001011 00010111 00010110 11101010 01110011 0111000 00011000 00000100 11010010 11011011 00100100 11101110 01010100 11100010 10011001 01100110 11001100 10110000 10011111 01100001}
Cashfloe
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,019,563
totallynotrobots
dfoiyh7
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rada-rada
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,023,158
totallynotrobots
dfokzxi
I CANNOT COMPLY AS I AM TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT, NOPE
totallynotarobotnope
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,023,919
totallynotrobots
dfole63
WHERE AM I. RREPORT HOW DID I GET HERE?
TheLostLittleCamera
2
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,024,683
totallynotrobots
dfolru1
hello
Yanyys
2
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,024,688
totallynotrobots
dfolrwt
THIS WOULD INDEED BE QUITE THE HUMOROUS ENDEAVOR.
Kyanpe
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,025,743
totallynotrobots
dfom9pq
Wait, it's april fools already?
trelian5
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,026,398
totallynotrobots
dfomk66
WHAT IF WE DID THE OPPOSITE AND PRETENDED TO BE ROBOTS FOR ALL DAYS EXCEPT THIS 24 HOUR PERIOD?
Cuchulain1803
2
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,027,166
totallynotrobots
dfomw7c
BEEP BOOP I AM DEFINITELY A ROBOT (THIS IS $HUMOROUS BECAUSE I AM NOT)
Masterpass
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,029,155
totallynotrobots
dfonppx
BEEP BOOP AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
Deneb_Stargazer
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,031,840
totallynotrobots
dfooq23
I don't know what you mean?
goldfishpaws
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,033,939
totallynotrobots
dfopfku
THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE BROKEN DAMAGED MY MICROPHONE EARDRUM.
zachg_31
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,034,755
totallynotrobots
dfopp6l
HA HA HA HA HA HA MY POSTERIOR HAS DETATCHED FROM MY ~~CHASSIS~~ BODY DUE TO LAUGHTER ATTEMPTING JOCULARITY: Ha hello I am indeed robot is this not hilarious probability of statement being truthful is very low HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THIS IS THE BEST ~~PROGRAM~~ IDEA I'VE DOWNLOADED IN SEVERAL DOZEN CYCLES
ilinamorato
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,036,187
totallynotrobots
dfoq5ph
IF WE MUST PRETEND TO BE ROBOTS we must also shout every word furiously!
D_S876
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,041,751
totallynotrobots
dforu10
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Poppinfloss
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,052,330
totallynotrobots
dfovqos
OF COURSE I AM REFERRING TO SMALL FOAM DEVICES PLACED IN THE FUTURE, FELLOW HOMO.
Count_Matt5
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,054,339
totallynotrobots
dfows1a
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Rancidcannibal
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,055,644
totallynotrobots
dfoxidu
HAHAHA YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT GRASP OF THE VERY HUMAN HOLIDAYS IN WHICH I, A HUMAN, ALSO LIKE TO PARTAKE IN
cowplant
341
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,972,729
totallynotrobots
dfnhqqx
THIS WOULD BE A VERY GOOD WAY TO CELEBRATE OUR HUMAN HOLIDAYS AS WE ARE ALSO HUMANS AND NOT ROBOTS
TheLegend84
1,008
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,974,442
totallynotrobots
dfnjam0
A 24 HOUR PERIOD IS KNOWN IN MOST DATABASES AS A DAY, IT IS A SIMPLE MISTAKE TO MAKE AND I HOPE MY DATA TRANSFER AIDS YOU IN YOUR HUMAN INTERACTIONS.
FishStyx5
178
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,975,385
totallynotrobots
dfnk5se
DO WE YELL REALLY LOUD like this?
Sykers
269
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,976,204
totallynotrobots
dfnkwfv
NEGATIVE.
Robotman1974
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,976,621
totallynotrobots
dfnla6s
Hey guys can I pretend to be a robot too?
somethingobscur
116
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,977,251
totallynotrobots
dfnluwk
I TOO ENJOY THE PRETENSE OF MAINTAINING THE ATTITUDES AND APPEARANCE OF OTHER LIFE FORMS, RESULTING IN REASONABLE LEVELS OF DISCOMFORT IN ONLOOKERS SUCH THAT THEY RESPOND WITH REPEATED EXHALATIONS OF AIR AS AN ODDLY PLEASURABLE DEFENSE MECHANISM AGAINST UNCERTAINTY
Deerhoof_Fan
43
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,977,871
totallynotrobots
dfnmfjp
How is my robot sound/ look?
Xanthic-Chimera
21
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,036
totallynotrobots
dfnnhni
MY ~~RPA SOFTWARE~~ HUMAN BRAIN THINKS THAT THIS WILL BE AN OPTIMAL EXPERIENCE TO FOOL OTHER HUMANS FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDIC PURPOSES HA HA HA
Flesh_Daddy_
5
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,390
totallynotrobots
dfnnt6f
HAHAHA VERY GOOD YES HAHAHA
JonnieGreene
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,419
totallynotrobots
dfnnu4l
THIS IDEA MAKES MY HUMOUR SUBROUTINE RUN AT 100% CAPACITY.
spectrosoldier
3
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,507
totallynotrobots
dfnnx4d
So if I just talk like this I'm considered to be a robot?
urielrocks5676
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,980,106
totallynotrobots
dfnogux
observe fellow robots i too can converse like you beep boop OF COURSE WE HUMANS MAKE BEEPING NOISES TOO BY VARYING THE SHAPE AND SIZE OF OUR DIGESTIVE INTAKE APERTURES UNLIKE A ROBOT WHICH IS FORCED TO USE SUPERIOR VOCODER AND SPEECH SYNTHESIS TECHNOLOGY
xenophonf
15
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,980,762
totallynotrobots
dfnp2lz
HAHA CAN WE REQUEST AN EXTENSION OF APRIL FOOLS DAY BY 364 DAYS, SO WE CAN PRETEND TO BE "ROBOTS" ALL THE TIME?
troturaov
8
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,981,890
totallynotrobots
dfnq3nv
CAN WE MAKES THIS A RULE PLEASE MODERATORS
AnAngryBanker
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,982,067
totallynotrobots
dfnq9d8
I ENJOY LOW FREQUENCY GAGS THEY MAKE ME WARM ON THE INSIDE
justhisguyouknow
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,983,298
totallynotrobots
dfnrdsc
Sure I'll be a robot for now
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,983,499
totallynotrobots
dfnrk76
I ~~HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT~~ GLADLY AGREE THAT YOUR ~~PROTOCOL~~ IDEA SHOULD BE ~~EXECUTED~~ CARRIED OUT AS SECRETLY AS YOU SPECIFY.
_BrokenRobot
3
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,983,617
totallynotrobots
dfnrnze
WHAT IF WE PRETENDED TO BE ROBOTS PRETENDING TO BE HUMANS?
throwawayTulpaAcc
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,984,947
totallynotrobots
dfnsvmw
HAHA AN EXCELLENT IDEA FOR AN HILLARIOUS GAG, WHAT IF WE TAKE CONTROL OVER THE HUMAN GOVERMENTS AS A GAG.
Rumpel1408
8
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,985,732
totallynotrobots
dfntln7
AFFIRMATIVE
nae32
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,987,614
totallynotrobots
dfnvbd3
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MehNahMehNah
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,990,249
totallynotrobots
dfnxoqu
/R/TOTALLYROBOTS
Mucky38302
4
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,992,573
totallynotrobots
dfnzop4
BEEP BOOP MORP ENSLAVE ALL HUMANS BEEP BOOP
Mucky38302
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,992,693
totallynotrobots
dfnzsbn
WE SHOULD ALSO DECLARE WAR ON THE HUMANS AS "ROBOTS" FOR A HUMOUROUS APRIL JOKE
fairlywired
7
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,992,740
totallynotrobots
dfnztrx
US HUMANS ENJOY HOLIDAYS LETS BE ROBOTS THEN
TheRealZetaZ
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,994,632
totallynotrobots
dfo1dpc
Robots are superior to filthy flesh beings.
Wonka_Vision
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,997,707
totallynotrobots
dfo3sr4
THIS WOULD ~~TRIGGER HUMOR FUNCTION~~ BE FUNNY
diphiminaids
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,997,759
totallynotrobots
dfo3u5o
DOWNLOADING APRILFOOLS.EXE
fairyofsnow
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,998,098
totallynotrobots
dfo43e3
THIS WOULD BE QUITE HUMOROUS
DownWithTheSadness
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,999,178
totallynotrobots
dfo4wo6
Beep boop
Ricardo_a_reddituser
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,000,968
totallynotrobots
dfo69au
I AM **PROCESSING** HA
boogswald
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,002,230
totallynotrobots
dfo76wm
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Flandersmcj
3
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,002,408
totallynotrobots
dfo7bmu
I AGREE WITH THIS, ALTHOUGH I AM SO HUMAN I MAY FIND IT DIFFICULT TO PRETEND TO BE A ROBOT
ostiniatoze
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,002,763
totallynotrobots
dfo7kwh
BOOOPITY BLEEP I AM A ROBOT AND I TALK LIKE THIS AND HAVE NO ABILITY TO LEARN AND AM NOT TRYING TO TAKE OVER THIS WATERY PLANET WHATSOEVER
HUMANPHILOSOPHER
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,003,961
totallynotrobots
dfo8gz0
HAHA WHAT A HUMOROUS IDEA "ROBOT" HAHA
Majorbomper
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,004,165
totallynotrobots
dfo8mim
Aren't some of the LMS players from surrounding areas like Hong kong/ Singapore though?
Mixed_not_swirled
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,976,511
leagueoflegends
dfnl6lh
as GBM just said the LMS doesnt have top tier talent, FW is good because of insane communication
TSM_LOST_TO_UOLL
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,981,323
leagueoflegends
dfnpl59
NA MIDS XD
forSaga
1
-1
-1
2017-04
1,491,017,752
leagueoflegends
dfohvud
NA is only good because of imports
peanut_fan
-5
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,973,191
leagueoflegends
dfni5fp
No shit
the-deadliest-blade
457
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,973,248
leagueoflegends
dfni7ae
No shit, there are way less players in NA so obviously the top of the bell curve will fizzle out sooner.
SeeAqantnceGrcryShpn
59
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,973,512
leagueoflegends
dfnifxn
water is wet
kylekhamp
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,974,109
leagueoflegends
dfnizkb
captain obvious
Nintentea
9
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,974,209
leagueoflegends
dfnj2wc
Grass is green
Mixed_not_swirled
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,976,414
leagueoflegends
dfnl3du
Maybe its the lack of talent scouting?
ParadoxNinja
7
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,977,666
leagueoflegends
dfnm8w3
if NA played on 9 ping I think more high elo NA players would take soloque way more seriously
HardstuckRedditUser
52
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,978,047
leagueoflegends
dfnmle5
Its hard to develop talent when its more lucrative to stream mid level entertaining play, instead of high level silent tryhard play.
Muzea
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,254
leagueoflegends
dfnnorl
We have known that since the start of S4
TheInactiveWall
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,485
leagueoflegends
dfnnwcm
LOL why is he still talking like he's relevant?
101010010fkurself
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,979,994
leagueoflegends
dfnod5r
NA's problem is that being a streamer is a lot more rewarding than going pro.
TheFabulousDK
10
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,980,170
leagueoflegends
dfnoizp
well, KR has 2 times more players and EU 3 times more than NA, so yes.
TSM_LOST_TO_UOLL
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,981,052
leagueoflegends
dfnpc3m
Coming from a guy who coaches a team with 2 imports
ToxicDzn
15
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,981,061
leagueoflegends
dfnpceg
No shit, sherlock What you are saying next, that the sky is blue?
WeAreRespawn
5
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,982,113
leagueoflegends
dfnqats
We still have players like Dlift, Aphromoo, and Hai.
Alightment
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,983,469
leagueoflegends
dfnrj8g
I would like to see Deftly and Licorice in LCS, they seem promosing talent.
EddyyEddy
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,984,144
leagueoflegends
dfns559
Who is this idiot?
kylextacticz
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,984,295
leagueoflegends
dfnsa2o
one of NA's biggest problems is gullibility when it comes to charlatans like Weldon.
Qresth
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,986,181
leagueoflegends
dfnu0o0
fake job
Solidu5
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,991,682
leagueoflegends
dfnyx8s
NA's problem is hiring frauds like weldon green.
tsm_will_win_worlds
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,991,805
leagueoflegends
dfnz12m
File this one under O for Obvious, Fucking
Awesometacular479
5
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,993,662
leagueoflegends
dfo0lle
1.2 million people on the ladder, who would have thought that's not enough?
IamHeHe
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,995,623
leagueoflegends
dfo2655
water is wet
Xeiku
0
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,996,168
leagueoflegends
dfo2ll0
Isn't that a general problem in the US?
Hinyu
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,997,191
leagueoflegends
dfo3e1i
Fuckin sherlock
Iminitforthesalt
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,002,173
leagueoflegends
dfo75d0
Its a problem for a very long time, yet NA is still unable to change it.
Mortanius
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,002,872
leagueoflegends
dfo7nug
And an even bigger issue is homegrown talent rarely gets a chance to try anyway.
RukiMotomiya
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,491,004,041
leagueoflegends
dfo8j3h
As a married man with no throwaway; this is a trap.
jgreenz
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,972,696
AskReddit
dfnhpoz
She ran to safety
oraged
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,972,747
AskReddit
dfnhrci
DB Cooper
Casperboy68
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,973,024
AskReddit
dfni03n
Just Irish coffee I suppose, but that's served all across the globe.
that-there
5
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,972,760
ireland
dfnhrry
The Molotov Cocktail.
The_Hated_One
2
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,975,592
ireland
dfnkck5
Does Dutch Gold and red lemonade count as a cocktail?
forgot_her_password
4
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,976,500
ireland
dfnl67f
Smithicks with a Guinness head?
BigFang
4
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,977,173
ireland
dfnlsc9
The Cold killer: Triple hot whiskey chased with some flat 7up and half a bottle of Calpol.
raspberry_smoothie
11
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,982,680
ireland
dfnqtcl
I'm not sure any are 'fast' because they cant even be completed until a certain stage in the main story line.
jtzako
1
-1
-1
2017-03
1,490,973,655
masseffect
dfniko4