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The best father's day gift ever (that i never gave my dad)
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Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture.
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The value of style: a different look at nyfw and street style
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Photographer smashes stereotypes about young moms in powerful series
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The russian nuclear energy proposal: an offer you can't refuse
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Your body is a temple. congrats on the expanding congregation!
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Corned beef and cabbage: let's do it right!
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'dancing on the ashes of the drug war'
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Why do we paint easter eggs? because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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5 ways to reframe aging with subtlety and grace
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It was an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.
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Q: what was the most flexiest dinosaur? a: tyrannosaurus flex.
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Turns out meredith mciver is not just another one of trump's lies
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Tina fey and friends spent the night picking apart trump at aclu event
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A joke about serenity how do reavers clean their spears? they put them through the wash. sorry.
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Weight loss success: 5 habits of highly successful dieters
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Health coaching: the power of a high five
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A major christian denomination almost passed up an opportunity to condemn white supremacy
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Asking patients about exercise habits linked with improved blood sugar, weight
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What does a bum call a dumpster. a bed and breakfast.
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What's the driest joke you ever heard of? your mom's pussy
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What should you take for stomach pain? a shit
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear? thunderwears
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What is small, red and square? a small red square.
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Woah! i can move stuff with my mind. like, my legs.
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The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly.
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'haute mess' by steven meisel: from our network
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Atms should have built in breathalyzers. i would save so much money
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Softball coach groped players, offered porn connections, suit says
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No you're the stalker. (i write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)
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What would you call a chinese based arm of isis? ricesis
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In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos.
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The lawsuit against black lives matter and the central meaning of the first amendment
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Knock knock who's there ! cash ! cash who ? cash me if you can !
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What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? their wheelchairs
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Did you guys hear about the italian chef who had food poisoning? he pasta way.
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Q: what did the sink say to the water faucet? a: you're a real drip.
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Where does a mexican store his food? hispantry
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Bringing public health home: a response to 'what can mississippi learn from iran?'
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Imahelps founder inspires growing numbers of americans to help those in need
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What do you call the surgery when a woman gets a sex change? addadictomy
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What do you call a tungsten holmium compound with a doctorate? doctor who
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Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories someone spilled the beans.
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What do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley
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Ryan reynolds as deadpool hilariously ruins hugh jackman's birthday message
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I think my iphone is broken. i clicked the home button but i'm still at work...
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I dated a mime that was a mistress being tied up was a little complicated.
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Can stds be transmitted through swimming pools? an expert weighs in
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What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? shit
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What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? a cannibull..ha..ha..?
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Visiting a restaurant? there's a good chance it's googling you
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Film producers' discussion on weinstein scandal had only 1 woman
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You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. you know what that means... you matter!
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I wish my grass was more emo. then it would cut itself.
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Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles uno cards*
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Whats black and white and red all over? a nun having her period.
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Barbara bush: global health corps -- a conversation
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What's bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? sasquats
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From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/antijokes) knock knock. who's there? banana with no skin.
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If you pee on a cop urine trouble. (credit to my bff)
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Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch one found a bone
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I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. after that i had a massive vowel movement.
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What do you call a pig that can't be seen? hamouflage
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Losing leigh: remembering a friend recently lost to cancer
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Senator calls for probe of u.s. olympic committee after nassar abuse
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Scenes of 'fury': the brutal reality of tank warfare in wwii
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Democrats flip 2 more gop-held state house seats
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Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? well well well...
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When did the 'anthropocene' begin? scientists outline plan for settling debate
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Hamas calls for new palestinian uprising against israel after trump's jerusalem move
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The substance was mildly acidic on the ph scale it was a solid 5/7
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How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast
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Women have eggs and milk in them... and they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
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What song did scar sing when he fixed his car horn? beep repaired i'll show myself out.
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How do you know a muslim is lying? their lips are moving
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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? there's 21 of them
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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? depends
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I like my coffee like i like my girls without a penis.
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Coworker: i'm my own biggest critic. me: haha, trust me. you aren't.
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More people go commando than you might think, according to a new poll in vanity fair
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'daily show' correspondent calls 'moonlight' oscar a sign of 'peak blackness'
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10 stylish kitchen updates that won't break the bank
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You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters.
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To the politicians who voted to kill me
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Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word.
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Steve coogan to replace philip seymour hoffman on new show
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No charges will be filed over prince's death by counterfeit vicodin
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I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. they just go over my head.
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Hillary clinton clarifies her stance on $15 minimum wage
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Here's how to get more restful sleep tonight
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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? lisa frank
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Fly fishing in ireland: tips from an irish angler
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I don't drink for religious reasons. i drink for other reasons.
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A so with an std is like play-dough, they're fun to play with, not to eat.
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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? he was resisting a rest
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Why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist
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Internet personality michael buckley on giving 'sex tips' off broadway
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Man dies after getting pepper sprayed by police
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Is dark matter made of tiny black holes?
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How much equations does it take to finish a math test? only sum
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