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You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents.
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4 ways to instill healthy eating habits in kids
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What do you call a russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? a moss-cow
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Sean hannity fails badly in 'no petty political disagreements' pledge
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18 times lena dunham's instagram was extremely relatable
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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? a neko.
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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a french bathroom? linoleum blown-apart
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The epic selfie guy is back to give you major summer wanderlust
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I like my women how i like my coffee. ground up and in the freezer
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New documents reveal details of unprosecuted tennessee football rape case
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What did the square say to the root? radical
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Did i ever tell you about the worst blowjob i ever got? it was awesome!
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My mom asked me how my cooking final was i said it was a piece of cake :)
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Acclaimed horror comic artist bernie wrightson dead at 68
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Everybody at the party got upset when baby jesus turned the wine into breast milk.
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I've got an inferiority complex. but frankly, it's not a very good one.
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Californian sues jelly belly over sugar-packed jelly beans
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Colin kaepernick to stand for national anthem next season: report
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What do santa's little helpers learn in school? the elfabet!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? i have no-eye-deer
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Man on bus asked me, why looking so crabby this morning? i just found out i have cancer...
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What do they call me in prison? mitochondria, cause i'm the powerhouse of the cell
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Why do stormtroopers never laugh? because they always miss the joke
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If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles.
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Amazon still pretty angry about that new york times story
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Junot diaz urges latinos to fight for justice and equality in powerful video
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Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? he just didn't fit in.
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Whats a pirates favourite letter??? youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
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Policeman: why were you speeding? motorist: i was trying to get home before i ran out of gas.
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The world's most powerful creative act: begin again!
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Have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison
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Conan's 'stranger things 2' intro is a little too into the '80s
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Lee daniels options jesmyn ward's memoir 'men we reaped'
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The legal system's mistaken view of the human mind
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Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert.
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Prana, practice and power: how does yoga change lives?
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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? hackdonalds.
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Mom's body-positive post reveals why 'every imperfection' is worth it
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Interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me:
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Facebook's targeted ads could be used to exclude certain races
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A great idea for shark tank mark cuban cigars.
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Failed my wasp collection exam. got a bee.
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/r/jokes won't get this an actual funny joke
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Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary
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Trump backers furious over arizona gop convention loss
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Friday talking points -- is that your final answer, jeb?
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What did one pimple say to the other? if you're busted, run.
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How gop intellectuals’ feud with the base is remaking u.s. politics
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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao
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Three words to hurt a mans ego? is it in?
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Post-9/11 rebuilding isn't the only reason hedge funds support hillary clinton
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Fashion editors do food porn better than you
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6 six bay area beaches that are better than everyone else's beach
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What do american beer and sex in a canoe have in common? f***ing close to water!
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My nine year old's yo momma joke yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake
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Time to put women and young people at centre of humanitarian action
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Scientists make mutant forms of h7n9 bird flu to assess risk
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10 urban legends about flying that aren't true
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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? almond joy.
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Report: music promoter offered to set up putin, trump meeting during campaign
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Ever since i became a vampire i've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror
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Why was the taiwanese business man so stressed out? because he had a taipei personality.
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Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in o(1).
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What does a wolf lick a ram with? his tungsten
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Cuba gooding jr. says he cried after hearing of dallas officer's death
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Shell granted permits for arctic drilling, but is not yet allowed to drill
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The economic recovery dividend act: a tax cut for the rest of us
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Harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples
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'run of thrones': mapped routes are the ultimate 'game of thrones' fan tribute
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An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? a newclear bomb.
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Turquoise jewelry sure to brighten up those dark winter days (photos)
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Eminem loses himself over donald trump: 'he makes my blood boil'
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Wife: do you know what today is? husband: ? *wife storms out room* husband: happy valsenbirthery?!
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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a soviet? a lenintil...
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What's the future of corporate school reform during the trump administration?
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Did you hear miley cyrus got a new job? coworkers say she has an excellent twerk ethic
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Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster.
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If anyone asks, i'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
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Web 2.0 is everywhere, except in the productivity statistics
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California becomes first state to ban 'redskins' team name
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What do dumbfounded people eat for desert? geezcake
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New study finds bisexual women face more challenges than heterosexual women in this key area
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'adorable puppies': one minute song by stephanie k (video)
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My ex is married now with a baby. what kind of idiot marries a baby?
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If i had a dollar for every girl that turned me down... they wouldn't turn me down anymore.
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What is white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? a merangue-utang :-d
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Man proposes to girlfriend on romantic plane ride, immediately throws up
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Concussing jim thorpe's life: pennsylvania's state of denial
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This is what it was like to be at kanye's yeezy season 3 show
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My love life is like santa claus. it exists thanks to gullible six year olds
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Yo momma so fat i'm really starting to get worried about her health.
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So i ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. i'm expecting a massive vowel movement.
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Chuck norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Good young exorcists are hard to find, leading priest says
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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? because he wasn't polar
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How can you tell god is a man? if god was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
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Celebs show us how to wear pink lipstick in winter (photos)
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How often do i make chemistry jokes? periodically. i made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.
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Donald trump has a message for the world: stay the hell out
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Boss: don't just stand there. me: bust a move? boss: what? me: nothing, i'll go make some copies.
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