CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why does my van have windows? i want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.	true
Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in jamaica? it was dreadful.	true
Young woman confronts her father who she says 'ruined her childhood and adolescence'	false
How does a cow do math? with a cowculator!	true
15 celebrities on what it’s like to have a miscarriage	false
Name one thing taylor swift doesn't have in her purse her boyfriend's phone number	true
They say alcohol kills people. lets not forget how many people were born because of it.	true
Why don't photons go to church on sunday? photons never have mass when at rest!	true
Apple’s fall iphone event to be held sept. 9	false
How to tell if a loved one has dementia	false
Country living appraises late-19th-century fire-alarm indicator: what's it worth?	false
Flying pigs will block trump tower for one glorious day this summer	false
How good are you at powerpoint? i excel at it!	true
There's no business like crow business. -wealthy businesscrow	true
A fragrant tour of nyc at sniffapalooza spring fling 2013	false
The window of m&a opportunity for transformative deals remains open	false
Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? your mum can't take a joke	true
Artist re-creates death row inmates' last meals in 'no seconds' (photos)	false
Comedian and lgbt advocate dave rubin brings 'the rubin report' to ora tv	false
More evidence sleep deprivation is bad for the brain	false
How do you request another mormon wife? brigham young	true
Journalism school backlash against media giant sinclair grows	false
Hawaii senator: donald trump win 'makes my stomach churn'	false
Never ever... never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice.	true
This guy clicking his pen in starbucks just got stabbed when i stabbed him.	true
What did moses say when isaiah told him the levy had burst? god dam it!	true
You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.	true
What does the dentist of the year get? a little plaque.	true
Dayton air show: wing walker plane crash reported, 2 dead	false
Amish rite of spring is just plain dirty (photos)	false
6 things i've decided to stop stressing about	false
Donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville	false
Haunting sculpture offers a surreal glimpse at the future of climate change	false
Why do italian men grow moustaches? they want to look like their mothers.	true
Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?	true
The only dates i get are the system software updates to my xbox. play station. pc. phone...	true
Watch mickey mouse surprise kids with news about their adoption	false
How do the jedi imprison siths? with force-fields	true
Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet.	true
Adulthood: if i do the thing i like, i'll be too tired to do the thing i hate.	true
I signed up for the do not list list, but was immediately removed as i had requested.	true
Q: what job function does a blonde have in an m&m factory? a: proofreading.	true
Gorilla mom is so proud of her perfect newborn twins	false
Karmin teams up with coach and rachel zoe for groovy 'sleigh ride' music video	false
What do you call a greek stripper? popalottapus	true
New york public library's fancy new 'book train' looks pretty magical	false
How this muslim teacher in berlin is fighting anti-semitism	false
What does person with alzheimer's call what are you wearing today? what am i wearing today	true
Q: how do you make an idiot think he's a duck? a: tell him he's a duck.	true
Why did miss idaho sierra sandison wear her insulin pump during competition?	false
Republican leaders map a strategy to derail donald trump	false
Boy with autism helps rescue dogs get socialized by reading to them	false
I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.	true
Pbs suspends 'tavis smiley show' while it investigates host's alleged misconduct	false
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? a new moo!	true
If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... is it still considered beef?	true
Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill no period	true
Thousands of muslims crowded into the streets of german cities this friday	false
Kiernan shipka personally keeps up with her 'mad men' style in vanity fair	false
Samuel l. jackson is live-tweeting the olympics, and it's just as awesome as it sounds	false
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? i love you with all my art!	true
Glamour magazine's first issue featured ann sheridan as the cover girl (photo)	false
Will epa administrator pruitt tap polluter-friendly scientists for key advisory panel?	false
Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms.	true
Donald trump tells rnc: reform rules or face 'rough' july convention	false
Paramore's tribute to robin williams is a powerful message about hope	false
What did 0 say to 8? nice belt, shithead.	true
2016 candidates raise millions in shadow of super pacs	false
How many ways can anne hathaway style her pixie cut?	false
Lack of knowledge on long-term contraception is the real danger for women	false
Man who allegedly shot nypd cop in face charged with attempted murder	false
You must be a woman to present the sag awards this year	false
Pastor outed in ashley madison hack commits suicide	false
If you're asking me to choose sides, i'll always choose potato salad.	true
Scary but true: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die	true
Bill to regulate e-cigarettes clears california legislative hurdle	false
Sugary drinks linked to over 180,000 deaths worldwide	false
On the money! a female face on the ten dollar bill	false
Kind kids are happier and more popular (study)	false
Queer creative team behind feature film 'nova' discusses why we have to tell our own stories	false
It took me years to read eli wiesel's night	false
This is what happens 'when mama isn't home'	false
Two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid	false
House democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike	false
Iran can reform if it follows in china’s footsteps	false
Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? it never gets pass the noose.	true
Met a transexual lesbian at the bar he was a pretty normal guy.	true
Her: make me a burrito, please. me: ?? wraps her in blanket pours hot sauce inside	true
Donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks	false
Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference how to deal with stakeholders	true
A termite walks into a bar and asks is the bartender here? is the bar tender here?	true
Overcoming a dominant thought, situation, behavior or pattern	false
Gop vows obamacare repeal to start 2017. dems dare them.	false
Patton oswalt jfl keynote 'letters to both sides' explains how comedy has changed	false
Me: hey, do you want to go buy some- wife: yes!	true
Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. true love' is inserting them.	true
Year of the monkey poster is this year's nastiest design fail (nsfw)	false
Over 50% of lgbtq youths struggle with eating disorders, survey finds	false
Wells fargo doesn't want you to know its scandal isn't hurting profits	false
Virginia wesleyan college demands rape victim's entire sexual history	false

Why does my van have windows? i want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

true

Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in jamaica? it was dreadful.

true

Young woman confronts her father who she says 'ruined her childhood and adolescence'

false

How does a cow do math? with a cowculator!

true

15 celebrities on what it’s like to have a miscarriage

false

Name one thing taylor swift doesn't have in her purse her boyfriend's phone number

true

They say alcohol kills people. lets not forget how many people were born because of it.

true

Why don't photons go to church on sunday? photons never have mass when at rest!

true

Apple’s fall iphone event to be held sept. 9

false

How to tell if a loved one has dementia

false

Country living appraises late-19th-century fire-alarm indicator: what's it worth?

false

Flying pigs will block trump tower for one glorious day this summer

false

How good are you at powerpoint? i excel at it!

true

There's no business like crow business. -wealthy businesscrow

true

A fragrant tour of nyc at sniffapalooza spring fling 2013

false

The window of m&a opportunity for transformative deals remains open

false

Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? your mum can't take a joke

true

Artist re-creates death row inmates' last meals in 'no seconds' (photos)

false

Comedian and lgbt advocate dave rubin brings 'the rubin report' to ora tv

false

More evidence sleep deprivation is bad for the brain

false

How do you request another mormon wife? brigham young

true

Journalism school backlash against media giant sinclair grows

false

Hawaii senator: donald trump win 'makes my stomach churn'

false

Never ever... never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice.

true

This guy clicking his pen in starbucks just got stabbed when i stabbed him.

true

What did moses say when isaiah told him the levy had burst? god dam it!

true

You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.

true

What does the dentist of the year get? a little plaque.

true

Dayton air show: wing walker plane crash reported, 2 dead

false

Amish rite of spring is just plain dirty (photos)

false

6 things i've decided to stop stressing about

false

Donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville

false

Haunting sculpture offers a surreal glimpse at the future of climate change

false

Why do italian men grow moustaches? they want to look like their mothers.

true

Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?

true

The only dates i get are the system software updates to my xbox. play station. pc. phone...

true

Watch mickey mouse surprise kids with news about their adoption

false

How do the jedi imprison siths? with force-fields

true

Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet.

true

Adulthood: if i do the thing i like, i'll be too tired to do the thing i hate.

true

I signed up for the do not list list, but was immediately removed as i had requested.

true

Q: what job function does a blonde have in an m&m factory? a: proofreading.

true

Gorilla mom is so proud of her perfect newborn twins

false

Karmin teams up with coach and rachel zoe for groovy 'sleigh ride' music video

false

What do you call a greek stripper? popalottapus

true

New york public library's fancy new 'book train' looks pretty magical

false

How this muslim teacher in berlin is fighting anti-semitism

false

What does person with alzheimer's call what are you wearing today? what am i wearing today

true

Q: how do you make an idiot think he's a duck? a: tell him he's a duck.

true

Why did miss idaho sierra sandison wear her insulin pump during competition?

false

Republican leaders map a strategy to derail donald trump

false

Boy with autism helps rescue dogs get socialized by reading to them

false

I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.

true

Pbs suspends 'tavis smiley show' while it investigates host's alleged misconduct

false

What's a moo hoo for a young calf? a new moo!

true

If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... is it still considered beef?

true

Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill no period

true

Thousands of muslims crowded into the streets of german cities this friday

false

Kiernan shipka personally keeps up with her 'mad men' style in vanity fair

false

Samuel l. jackson is live-tweeting the olympics, and it's just as awesome as it sounds

false

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? i love you with all my art!

true

Glamour magazine's first issue featured ann sheridan as the cover girl (photo)

false

Will epa administrator pruitt tap polluter-friendly scientists for key advisory panel?

false

Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms.

true

Donald trump tells rnc: reform rules or face 'rough' july convention

false

Paramore's tribute to robin williams is a powerful message about hope

false

What did 0 say to 8? nice belt, shithead.

true

2016 candidates raise millions in shadow of super pacs

false

How many ways can anne hathaway style her pixie cut?

false

Lack of knowledge on long-term contraception is the real danger for women

false

Man who allegedly shot nypd cop in face charged with attempted murder

false

You must be a woman to present the sag awards this year

false

Pastor outed in ashley madison hack commits suicide

false

If you're asking me to choose sides, i'll always choose potato salad.

true

Scary but true: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die

true

Bill to regulate e-cigarettes clears california legislative hurdle

false

Sugary drinks linked to over 180,000 deaths worldwide

false

On the money! a female face on the ten dollar bill

false

Kind kids are happier and more popular (study)

false

Queer creative team behind feature film 'nova' discusses why we have to tell our own stories

false

It took me years to read eli wiesel's night

false

This is what happens 'when mama isn't home'

false

Two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid

false

House democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike

false

Iran can reform if it follows in china’s footsteps

false

Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? it never gets pass the noose.

true

Met a transexual lesbian at the bar he was a pretty normal guy.

true

Her: make me a burrito, please. me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside

true

Donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks

false

Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference how to deal with stakeholders

true

A termite walks into a bar and asks is the bartender here? is the bar tender here?

true

Overcoming a dominant thought, situation, behavior or pattern

false

Gop vows obamacare repeal to start 2017. dems dare them.

false

Patton oswalt jfl keynote 'letters to both sides' explains how comedy has changed

false

Me: hey, do you want to go buy some- wife: yes!

true

Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. true love' is inserting them.

true

Year of the monkey poster is this year's nastiest design fail (nsfw)

false

Over 50% of lgbtq youths struggle with eating disorders, survey finds

false

Wells fargo doesn't want you to know its scandal isn't hurting profits

false

Virginia wesleyan college demands rape victim's entire sexual history

false