CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The pay gap may contribute to women's anxiety and depression	false
From a fatherless daughter: dads, you're doing it right	false
Your mama is so dirty her crabs have dirt bike races.	true
What do mormons and tweakers have in common? they both ride bikes and are on a mission.	true
'my baby, not my child': callie mitchell documents giving her son up for adoption (photos)	false
10 countries where people fear for their safety: 24/7 wall st.	false
Rats beware: these broom-toting college students don't mess around	false
Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? he injured his spline!	true
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. only 13 to go.	true
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.	true
Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing.	true
Vladimir putin strips for ice-cold dip during religious ceremony	false
The lesson of halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward.	true
The most memorable looks from the 2016 mtv movie awards red carpet	false
How do sheep keep warm in winter ? central bleating !	true
The russians came and they chose our next president	false
Another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany	false
Christian-run children's center rejects atheist group's huge donation	false
Karlie kloss knows exactly how to pair a purple leather skirt with a white tee	false
When you're talking about everything and nothing your talking two extreme.	true
Trump twists in the wind as north korea's nuclear capability grows	false
New yorkers' tribute to susan b. anthony says everything about why voting matters	false
I was a virgin by choice until i was 25. not my choice, mind you.	true
What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? you can't hear an enzyme	true
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because its head is so far away from its body.	true
Anti-government group threatens to step in to keep kim davis out of jail	false
Day 2: make your lunch without animal products	false
Kevin bacon does epic 'footloose' entrance on 'the tonight show' after fallon outlaws dancing	false
I was going to post a joke about radical islam... but i feel that would be self-destructive	true
My french buddy keeps trying to get me to drink it's a lot of pierre pressure	true
Which came first -- the violence or the rhetoric?	false
I think it's about time we had a white president - 8 year olds	true
The worst reaction i ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets.	true
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? he's all right now.	true
Why doesn't barbie get pregnant? because ken comes in other boxes.	true
What do you call an egyptian back-doctor? a cairo-practor.	true
Im so poor... that my new years resolution is 144p	true
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? nevermind, its pointless.	true
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink.	true
Did you hear the pizza guy's joke? he has excellent delivery.	true
I really love the way the earth rotates... it makes my day.	true
On this week's cheap celeb finds list, reese witherspoon wore $36 sneakers	false
What's the most important part of a taliban joke? the execution!	true
Why did the irish man never get caught drink driving? because he never left the pub.	true
If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? bad at following directions.	true
It took thieves 30 seconds to crash truck into store, grab guns and leave	false
5 actions to take to get to the life of your dreams	false
Happy penis to sigmund freud. what? no, i'm pretty sure i said birthday.	true
How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin	true
How to better experience the seasons? through food	false
Why do you put a fence around a graveyard? because people are dying to get in!	true
There's a shockingly high chance the seafood you're eating isn't legit	false
Madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics	false
Get stressed. eat. repeat. how we can break stress eating habits simply by paying attention.	false
What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? he got turnip	true
Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? i know.	true
Spectacular supermoon gets 2018 off to a heavenly start	false
I go to the gym religiously. you know, once or twice a year around the holidays.	true
Meat-eating humans: mightier than lions, feebler than ants	false
Dirty yoga mats could make you rethink your hygiene	false
Manager: so, do you have any questions about the job? me: yeah, can i have it?	true
Watch: this mormon teen gets big surprise for national coming out day	false
When millennials do their taxes, logic and reason get written off	false
What's the reverse of a blindfold a burka	true
Gop congressman on suspected islamic radicals: 'kill them all'	false
6 things you never knew about the empire state building	false
I lost weight: hann sipin quit smoking and lost 70 pounds	false
California group that wants to help democrats win back the house in 2018 gets a big boost	false
Donald trump's comey 'tapes' flop is just his latest self-inflicted controversy	false
Aly raisman tells nassar 'you are pathetic' after he complains about sentencing hearing	false
What do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? jurassic pork ill show^myself^out	true
I'm getting tired of all these nepal jokes. come on guys, shake things up.	true
What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? newer magazines	true
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? psychopaths. (i hate myself)	true
Tom cotton warns gop health care bill could put house majority at risk	false
Why did the plane crash? the pilot was a potato.	true
The best cheese for your burger (and more fun cheeseburger facts)	false
Why do jews get circumcised ? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off	true
Why do they call me the fireman? cause i turn on the hoes	true
The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right.	true
This is what happens when there's a tie on jeopardy	false
My highest test grade i'll always be proud of is my blood test... a+	true
6 reasons we ignore the doctor's advice (and why we shouldn't)	false
Vatican fires gay priest on eve of synod	false
My ratt bit me yesterday. i guess you could say we had a lack of communication.	true
For the parent who just received a down syndrome diagnosis, on the anniversary of our own	false
Finding family: new ohio law will unseal old adoption records	false
Israel: 13-year-old palestinian girl shot dead after stabbing attempt	false
Michael flynn's former deputy appears to contradict herself on his russia contacts: report	false
What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm? beatrix	true
Donald trump's tweets are so whiny they got another emo song	false
Dear prisoners: how about liquid soap? you're welcome.	true
Tucker carlson to take over megyn kelly's time slot on fox news	false
Help! i have food stuck in my throat! haha, just choking!	true
Q: why is a blonde like australia? a: they're both down under and no one cares.	true
Did you hear about the 3 new types of barbie dolls? there's tall, short, and great personality	true
What did the predators say before they went hunting? let us prey first.	true
When i get naked in the bathroom.. the shower usually gets turned on.	true
Veepstakes not over: tim kaine, other vp frontrunners get invitations to speak at convention	false
Having anxiety might be a sign of intelligence	false

The pay gap may contribute to women's anxiety and depression

false

From a fatherless daughter: dads, you're doing it right

false

Your mama is so dirty her crabs have dirt bike races.

true

What do mormons and tweakers have in common? they both ride bikes and are on a mission.

true

'my baby, not my child': callie mitchell documents giving her son up for adoption (photos)

false

10 countries where people fear for their safety: 24/7 wall st.

false

Rats beware: these broom-toting college students don't mess around

false

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? he injured his spline!

true

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. only 13 to go.

true

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

true

Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing.

true

Vladimir putin strips for ice-cold dip during religious ceremony

false

The lesson of halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward.

true

The most memorable looks from the 2016 mtv movie awards red carpet

false

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? central bleating !

true

The russians came and they chose our next president

false

Another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany

false

Christian-run children's center rejects atheist group's huge donation

false

Karlie kloss knows exactly how to pair a purple leather skirt with a white tee

false

When you're talking about everything and nothing your talking two extreme.

true

Trump twists in the wind as north korea's nuclear capability grows

false

New yorkers' tribute to susan b. anthony says everything about why voting matters

false

I was a virgin by choice until i was 25. not my choice, mind you.

true

What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? you can't hear an enzyme

true

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because its head is so far away from its body.

true

Anti-government group threatens to step in to keep kim davis out of jail

false

Day 2: make your lunch without animal products

false

Kevin bacon does epic 'footloose' entrance on 'the tonight show' after fallon outlaws dancing

false

I was going to post a joke about radical islam... but i feel that would be self-destructive

true

My french buddy keeps trying to get me to drink it's a lot of pierre pressure

true

Which came first -- the violence or the rhetoric?

false

I think it's about time we had a white president - 8 year olds

true

The worst reaction i ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets.

true

Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? he's all right now.

true

Why doesn't barbie get pregnant? because ken comes in other boxes.

true

What do you call an egyptian back-doctor? a cairo-practor.

true

Im so poor... that my new years resolution is 144p

true

Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? nevermind, its pointless.

true

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink.

true

Did you hear the pizza guy's joke? he has excellent delivery.

true

I really love the way the earth rotates... it makes my day.

true

On this week's cheap celeb finds list, reese witherspoon wore $36 sneakers

false

What's the most important part of a taliban joke? the execution!

true

Why did the irish man never get caught drink driving? because he never left the pub.

true

If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? bad at following directions.

true

It took thieves 30 seconds to crash truck into store, grab guns and leave

false

5 actions to take to get to the life of your dreams

false

Happy penis to sigmund freud. what? no, i'm pretty sure i said birthday.

true

How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin

true

How to better experience the seasons? through food

false

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard? because people are dying to get in!

true

There's a shockingly high chance the seafood you're eating isn't legit

false

Madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics

false

Get stressed. eat. repeat. how we can break stress eating habits simply by paying attention.

false

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? he got turnip

true

Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? i know.

true

Spectacular supermoon gets 2018 off to a heavenly start

false

I go to the gym religiously. you know, once or twice a year around the holidays.

true

Meat-eating humans: mightier than lions, feebler than ants

false

Dirty yoga mats could make you rethink your hygiene

false

Manager: so, do you have any questions about the job? me: yeah, can i have it?

true

Watch: this mormon teen gets big surprise for national coming out day

false

When millennials do their taxes, logic and reason get written off

false

What's the reverse of a blindfold a burka

true

Gop congressman on suspected islamic radicals: 'kill them all'

false

6 things you never knew about the empire state building

false

I lost weight: hann sipin quit smoking and lost 70 pounds

false

California group that wants to help democrats win back the house in 2018 gets a big boost

false

Donald trump's comey 'tapes' flop is just his latest self-inflicted controversy

false

Aly raisman tells nassar 'you are pathetic' after he complains about sentencing hearing

false

What do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? jurassic pork ill show^myself^out

true

I'm getting tired of all these nepal jokes. come on guys, shake things up.

true

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? newer magazines

true

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? psychopaths. (i hate myself)

true

Tom cotton warns gop health care bill could put house majority at risk

false

Why did the plane crash? the pilot was a potato.

true

The best cheese for your burger (and more fun cheeseburger facts)

false

Why do jews get circumcised ? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off

true

Why do they call me the fireman? cause i turn on the hoes

true

The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right.

true

This is what happens when there's a tie on jeopardy

false

My highest test grade i'll always be proud of is my blood test... a+

true

6 reasons we ignore the doctor's advice (and why we shouldn't)

false

Vatican fires gay priest on eve of synod

false

My ratt bit me yesterday. i guess you could say we had a lack of communication.

true

For the parent who just received a down syndrome diagnosis, on the anniversary of our own

false

Finding family: new ohio law will unseal old adoption records

false

Israel: 13-year-old palestinian girl shot dead after stabbing attempt

false

Michael flynn's former deputy appears to contradict herself on his russia contacts: report

false

What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm? beatrix

true

Donald trump's tweets are so whiny they got another emo song

false

Dear prisoners: how about liquid soap? you're welcome.

true

Tucker carlson to take over megyn kelly's time slot on fox news

false

Help! i have food stuck in my throat! haha, just choking!

true

Q: why is a blonde like australia? a: they're both down under and no one cares.

true

Did you hear about the 3 new types of barbie dolls? there's tall, short, and great personality

true

What did the predators say before they went hunting? let us prey first.

true

When i get naked in the bathroom.. the shower usually gets turned on.

true

Veepstakes not over: tim kaine, other vp frontrunners get invitations to speak at convention

false

Having anxiety might be a sign of intelligence

false