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It took you 14 weeks to make the japan video, and it's been 11 weeks since. New video imminent in the next couple weeks?
that would make sense if i was doing exactly the same thing
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are you married?
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whats the difference between 2 based soul world and dorian and also 4 based soul world and lydian? RIP Prince
i guess technically there is no difference, but modal stuff i would consider more actually based in the key of the root. like dorian would be like 'so what' or 'can i get a'. and lydian (which is usually more of a momentary thing anyway) would be like the intro to a steven spielberg movie. this question will self destruct
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How rare are you memes?
they are so rare they are not even considered memes until after they come out, and then the meme community might adjust accordingly
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Who runs the world? (I think it's cats)
no it's not cats, it's actually people. specifically, people with the most trust points. to find out how many trust points you have, go to the bank
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what is the grass?
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Hello im kalle and ive asked u a few questions before!! Thank u for answering them. I really admire u and your music & creations. I think i saw a couple times that u think about why walls are the way they are, and i wondered, what conclusion did u come to about walls
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If I put a mirror in space 1 light year away from earth, and then looked at that mirror through a telescope on earth, would I see the earth in the past?
only if you traveled faster than light to put it there. but if you could travel faster than light, you wouldn't need the mirror. just turn around and look back after you get out there
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Do you ever get tired of yourself?
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can you buy my mixtape?
no
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Is four a lot?
i'd say it is a medium amount
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Hey babe, I really miss you. I still have the cats... and they really miss you. You should come back home.
i never lived in a home with cats
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how long did it take you to make the japan video
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Any tips for MIDI interfaces?
i thought those were rendered obsolete 10 years ago, and replaced with the USB cable
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Are you an absurdist?
no,
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hellO yes i drank 9 glasses of water a day instead of 8 glasses am i going to die
no, you are going to pee
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does grass exist
i'm not saying.  i don't want to ruin the surprise for you, in case it does
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hey its me ur girlfriend lets go
where the hell have you been.  and do you really think this page is the best place to talk
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Would you like to adopt me? Y/N
who is this
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Aren't you pretty weird?
i think the proper term would be Reasonable
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if you could pick a single atom on this planet as your favorite which one would you pick?
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how many noses do you have and does it effect your eyesight
i have the normal amount. and yes, all the senses actually work together in a sort of intuitive fashion
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whats ur credit card info front and back
my credit card is actually a leaf
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You should make vids about the Koreas! Or maybe China? Germany and Russia would be good too!
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i like you and want to help you buy breakfast how much money do you usually spend on breakfast?
typically 1000 dollars per breakfast
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shrg;isnfidfgそdfんg添え вваваипкипі?
oh, hell yea
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what is your blood type?
red, i think
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What did Buzzfeed Japan have to say to you about History of Japan?
they loved it. they wanted to interview me.
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Can you make more documentaries about countries? Like Thailand, China etc. I really like your style. Super dope! Peace
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tips on how to find out how it always was? i've been trying all my life.
you will realize it gradually over time, as you see the same dynamics in the world remain the same, with different names
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow and I'm really scared. How to not be scared?
think about iraq
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What's ur social security number ?
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How come you haven't posted any vines recently? Haven't seen you post anything on there in a while.
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Where’s the line between being the best version of yourself and being true to who you are?
true is best. that's kind of a rule
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Did you expect your History of Japan to become so popular?
i thought it might. but i was trying not to get my hopes up
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Hey whats your spirit animal? Mines a unicorn!! Cause one believes in me
what the fuck is a spirit animal
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Come onnnnnnnn whats ur type?! Blonds or brunetts? ~Im a blond ;)~
referring to people as a 'thing' based on their hair or skin color is offensive to me for some reason
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Hi, I am sorry if this is annoying, but could you maybe write out what software you use for videos? I saw the image, but I don't know what programs those are. I'd really love to use them.
the programs i use are not that good, and some of them are obsolete. what i do has nothing to do with the software i use. just grab whatever you can get and start experimenting. That's how to do what i do
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Can the world run out of art?
no
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sometimes (most of the time) i feel insane and helpless and i never know how to deal with it. what do you do when you feel this way?
i usually start documenting and recording my reactions and reflections on the situation, and continue expanding the catalog for the rest of my life
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hey there's this girl. what do i do ~
be yourself.  that's probably what she's doing
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what's your mbti
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What is the name of the song in the History of Japan video when you say, "Knock knock, its the United States" please I really want to learn it on the Snare.
i do all my own music. if i had to name that one i would call it "The One Where Matthew Perry Makes Some Demands"
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can you make the sequel to downstairs and name it upstairs?
i already made the sequel to downstairs and it's called 'history of japan'
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How or when did you start doing music? Talented btw.
started messing around with harmonies on the piano at age 2
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do u wear tight pants
i try to wear reasonable sized pants
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Are you going to be doing anymore videos? i just watched history of japan and found it hilarious. do you plan on doing anymore?
i will never stop. but i might not always do the same thing i did last
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Can I use a part of one of your songs in a YouTube video? (I'll give credit, of course)
credit toward what?
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What is the answer to 42?
2x3x7
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What if all of these questions are asked by the same person?
then there would be less repeats, more consistancy in grammatical/spelling style, and at least some sleep gaps
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Are you still piece of garbage?
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are you celebrating 4/20
not any more than i celebrate most days
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what kind of monster doesn't want pets?!
what kind of monster calls someone a monster for not wanting to keep someone else locked in their house for most of the day
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why is your icon an umbrella?
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Do you answer every question you are asked on here?
no
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The song School was as long as it needed to be and is my favorite thing you have made, but I'm curious if you'll ever make an album filled with longer songs? Of course it will take more time, but your music style is wonderful and I'm sure people would love to hear more.
that may or may not be Exactly what i am doing next.
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unicorns, phoenixes or dragons?
what about them
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how much do u walk in a day?
8 hour walks used to be a hobby. but i don't have time to do that anymore. got 2 make the content
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hi i like this girl, should I tell her?
it would probably make her feel great.  but it might not make her like you
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what's ur favourite flavour of smoothie?
never had a smoothie
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Do you think that you will write any songs with the call and response style of composition?
i'm sure i already have. although that could mean different things
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what patches do you use on your Yamaha MM6?
only the 74 rhodes
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I am interested in things that challenge and defy the expected, and am willing to support original content that goes beyond the ordinary. Does this remove the purpose of my last question? (The one where I talk about requests and Patreon)
i'm not sure
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Why do you want to make longer videos?
i want to make videos of all sizes
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can you make a video about beagles?
no
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will u marry me
who is this
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hitler's birfdae is tommorow. you gona celebrat it?
i actually don't know him that well
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at times do you ever feel like you've run out of ideas?
only when i'm on a tightly regulated content schedule like in 2014 or 2015
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What's important?
understanding
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How about putting a giant red 'FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS' at the top of this questions page? Or something along those lines
seems legit. but then i would have no good way of responding when people inevitably continue to ask those same questions. that would make me feel more insane and helpless than i already do
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Do you love me? I love you. Want to get some ice cream?
who is this
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You've for sure already heard it but I must say that the history of japan video is absolutely magnificent and it would be very fun if you kept on making content! Will you?
of course! i have been doing it constantly since feb 2, 2014 and will never stop. currently experimenting with some longer and different formats. it was time for a change from the 6 second vine train. longer/different stuff takes much longer to make, and people usually assume i am doing nothing during the time i am working on it. but if i didn't take that risk, you never would have seen a video like 'history of japan.'
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Can I ask you a question no one has ever asked you before?
i wish
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does it ever bother you that being blunt and to the point mean the same thing?
no
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can onions have opinions
not usually, but when they do they express them
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do getting so many qustions about the history of japan angry you?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.
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how old is you dawg?
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Let me reword my previous question "Katy Lied or Countdown to Ecstasy?", Which Steely Dan album do you like better, Katy Lied, or Countdown to Ecstasy?
how do you like an album if every song on it is different, and every moment of every song is different, and every day you feel different, added to the fact that you have no idea which song is on which album anyway because you grew up in the digital age
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Frank Zappa?
no, this is bill. try checking
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Katy Lied or Countdown to Ecstasy?
not sure i understand the question
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is it weird that so many people are finally noticing you and/or possibly scrutinizing you since History of Japan came out?
no, they started noticing me midway through 2015 when my vine account became popular. the only difference is now adults are on board as well.
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History of Spain . Everyone always forgets Spain; it's all about England or France or Germany. Do eet please?
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Do you answer questions from yourself?
yes! i've been doing that my entire life. but not on this page
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I feel like pages make promises of dank memes and fresh content, but I find that every time I visit, I get the same repetitive memes. Pepe? old. Doge? Old. In a day and age where memes are expiring faster than we can even appreciate and dissect them, what are your thoughts on the meme crisis?
be the memes you wish to see in the world
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If a lemongrass grew on a cabbage would it be a vegetable, fruit or grain?
let me get this straight, you want to take "lemongrass" which already sounds like a made up combination, and combine it with something else
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FWD: FWD: Re: Thought You Should Know About This RE: Fwd: VIRUS ALERT! DO NOT OPEN VIDEO CALLED " HISTORY OF JAPAN" IT WILL TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER AND HOLD YOUR FILES HOSTAGE!!!
thanks, i will pass this along. stay safe eveyone
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Are mirrors portals that are bonds to parallel universes but they are closed so we believe it's our selves we see in them but it's actually a different you from a parallel universe?
no
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Do you like nutrients?
yes
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Do you ever get tired about answering the same questions over and over again?
no. just kidding yes
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are memes real
i don't know anymore
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Why not take requests for Patrons that pay more than $25? A custom song for those who want it, and it pays for the electricity
one of the most important things i aim to do is go my own way, and deliver things that challenge and defy the expectations. if that is not what you are interested in, then you should not be supporting me
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Has anyone from the Japanese government responded to/reached out to you about your history of Japan video?
if BuzzFeed Japan counts as the government, then yes
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can you run for president?
no.  you have to be really rich to run for president
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Do you have a favorite band in particular
not sure what counts as a band. or a favorite, actually
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Will you make history of Italy? It's a pretty troubled history plus it's my country plus if it's half as good as the Japan well damn that would be great.
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Do you plan to do more of "history of..." videos? Because "History of Japan" was awesome.
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coke or pepsi?
no
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Is Canada real?
yes
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How do magnets work?
nobody knows.
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Do you think History of Japan should have a sequel with another country ?
yes. i think there should be a lot of them