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https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How many girlfriends have you had? | 3 |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | my favorite saying is 'fuck you' what is yours | my favorite saying would vary depending on what is needed to communicate. for example, if my house was on fire, my favorite saying might be something like "aaaah the house is on fire" |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what's the point of understanding the universe? | you live in it |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How can I be as cool as you? | realize you were born cool |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Is religion bad? | what's religion |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what styles of music did your parents listen to when you were growing up? | bonnie raitt, jimmy buffett, nitty gritty dirt band, lyle lovett, steve winwood |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Do you have perfect pitch? | yes |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how many are you of? | 1 |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Why are you so awesome? | it's a survival strategy |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what is the genre of your music? | i will check |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how do i join the illuminati? | if you reach a certain level of public influence, they usually contact you |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Dear Mr wurtz, may I be you? | i'm sure if you try being you, you could do it even better |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Where are my glasses? | let me check |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Are you an insomniac or do you just sleep in very short bursts? Because you answer questions at all hours, even in the middle of the night. | these time stamps represent the time the question was asked, not answered |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is the best way to spend Bank Holiday week-end ? | change the world |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Am I confused? | maybe |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What's your advice for a musician going into college? | try to figure out how the universe works. if you lose your mind and have to drop out of school, then you know you're doing it right |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what are your thoughts on boxes generally | i think they're great. a very useful asset, worth the investment |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how to start liking my own music? | make it how you like it |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Is what you present in your content and media mostly a caricature/persona, or is it a relatively accurate portrait of your thought process and philosophy? | i am a member of the illuminati, so most of the content i make is shaped to reflect our core values. |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Do you think you will have finished any works, videos, projects, etc. within the next two months? | maybe |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What are you afraid of most? | great product offers, catered specifically to my interests based on aggregated analysis of my behavioral data |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | did i see you in a grocery store once? i doubt it | it is likely. in just the past 5 years, i have been to the grocery store twice, and one of those times i was there for more than 3 minutes |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | thanks for making the history of japan video bc now i can see all of ur other videos and i think theyre amazing just letting you know. will u be my friend? | sure |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | am i glad i found your videos. but the nightmares won't stop so... any suggestions? | if something is causing nightmares i recommend you stop |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Are you going to make any more "history of" videos? I know they take a lot of time, but they are really good. | |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | i love u will u marry me | yes! i marry people all the time. it's one of my hobbies |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | whats my name | if i had to guess i would say osama bin laden. although i am not sure |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Is suicide an ok answer...? | to what |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | do u answer all of these | |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | if you and bill wurtz had a fight, who would win? | we actually are fighting all the time. it's usually a tie |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | this is not meant to be rude at all, but, do you actually talk to anyone besides on the internet? like work colleagues or friends? | yes |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What first drew you to making music? | the sound it makes when you play C and E at the same time |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how do you handle melancholy? attempt to dispel it, let it run its course? | perhaps light it on fire |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Wouldn't it be amazing if all lonely people happened to get along with eachother | i think they probably do |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | would you ever consider live streaming or does that mostly sound like a nightmare? | sounds great, i have been waiting for that technology for a long time. i already reserved my name on younow, and when the time is right i will figure out what i'm going to do there |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how would you define acquaintance? would you say it's a symmetric relationship? | i'm actually not too familiar with the word. the way i have heard it used is usually like an alternative to using the word "friend." so i guess it means "not friend" ?? i hope that answers your question |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Hey Bill, I was wondering about the idea of making a t shirt with a screen shot from one of your videos. I would not make them in bulk to sell, but just one for me to wear. I will not make it unless you say it's ok. Thanks for your time. | yes, please! make one for yourself and your friends. but if you are selling them we would need to talk about the details |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | do your songs generally come to you all at once essentially fully formed and complete, or is it more like a seed of an idea followed by a process of making decisions about the form, arrangement, lyrics? | both |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | if your mom tells you that your song is good, is it really good ? are parents infinite jerks that tells you all the time that the stuff you're creating is good but in fact its not ? | some parents like to do it the other way, and tell you everything is bad |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is your opinion on the satellite that Japan recently abandoned in space? | i do not know about it |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | assuming that you're not currently working on videos, does it feel any different to be working on something else? or not really | well, yes. it that sense it reminds me of working on japan, because that was something totally "else" and it took a long time to make and nobody really knew i was doing it. so this process reminds me of that, but this project is actually even more "else." it really stresses me out sometimes how else this thing is. but i have to do it cause i've been wanting to do it for a long time and this is the right time |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Is gravity really that important? | sure, if you think our entire life and world is important |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is the name of your next video? | 1.4.12 and then probably a line from it |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Wanna be my pen pal? I can tell you vague things about my silly life? If not that's totally cool. Have a good day/afternoon/night! | that sounds great |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | I think I have depression. Any tips on how to survive | try doing things sideways |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how come that at 5:27 you answered a question then at 5:25 pm you answered another question above that? i dont think time works that way | the times are when asked, not when answered. but i do intend to keep them in order, and i fixed it. thanks for letting me know |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is step 1? Does step 2 require you to do step one? What if step 2 doesn't need step 1? Should I do step 1 if I could just do step 2 and move on? | you make a good point, sometimes you can skip step 1. particularly if your legs are strong and you have good balance |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | do u ignore emails? and y? | sometimes i do, in order to free up time to work on Copious Amounts Of Content For The Online Community |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what is your opinion on korean music? | i think it mostly comes from places like korea, among other places |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | hi im very lonely. how do i become a little less lonely? | take advantage of the situation. spend time developing yourself in ways that non-lonely people would never have time to do |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | help how do i get a girlfriend | step 1 is to ask someone who still hasn't figured it out. congratulations on completing step 1 |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | i forgot the watercolors at school and im going to get a zero on my project h e l p | people have made way worse mistakes than that, possibly even in your class |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! | no, i'm actually not allowed to use the driveway at my house. the owner of the house uses it. also there are no owls |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | do u realize that u r a huge meme? | what's a meme |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What do you think music would taste like? Do you think certain genres of music would have a particular taste to them? | |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Did you get a lot of revenue by making history of japan ? And also did you expect to have so many views ? | zero revenue (because there are no ads), except for a few donations, most of whom are probably disappointed because they expect me to make another one just like it next. |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | ur opinion on the word bitchtits? | i think it's a well crafted word, with a lot of spunk and pizazz |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how to prove something is real
? | if it's real enough to ask if it's real, that's as real as anything gets |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Why did the history if Japan video become a meme? | everything is actually already a meme. 'meme' is a word to describe a 'thing.' if you see a broken VCR on the sidewalk, that's a meme |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what are your political views? | i believe the earth is round, and i think people need to start recognizing that |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How long is the current video you are working on? | 3min41sec |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | which, in your opinion, is more likely to keep you from getting famous- your ego or your lack of social ability? | |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | ?אתה מדבר עברית | לא |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | where did you learn your latin rhythm chops? cuban claves, to play the guiro , etc? | in the united states |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | להיות האהבה שלי | בסדר |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What are numbers? | all in all, they are what counts |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Are you still a piece of garbage? | |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what was the end of the world concert? | during that time, there had been a massive advertising campaign all over the city, saying it was the end of the world on a certain date, (and that we should listsen to their radio station because of it). the claim was completely unrealistic, but it still put me in an emotionally reflective mood the night before. normally when i record live audio like that i improvise and do crazy stuff, but for some reason i was feeling different that day, and that riff was deeply stuck in my mind for some reason. |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what is your opinion of musical theatre? | i think it uses music and takes place in the theatre. that is just my opinion |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how do you do you? | it's actually the default setting. sometimes you might have to go into 'preferences' or whatever and reset it |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How do you think the continued globalization of otherwise regional cultures is going to effect music? | positively, as always |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | are you worried you peaked with japan and are on a slow decline into mediocrity | no |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | which latin rhythm do you think is the most satisfying to listen to? | the ones from communities ranking higher on the poverty index |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | he already chucked the wood. it's over |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How to relax? | walk through several zip codes |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Are you planning on making another video like "history of japan" in the somewhat near future? | not until i finish at least 1 of every other type of project i want to do |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what's your favorite piece of history? | the part where ideas were invented |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | I think you're a great person!! How long have you been making music for? | as long as possible |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is your favorite James Bond movie? | james bond 4: james goes to the dry cleaners |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | do sunflowers come from the sun | not exactly |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Whats the most interesting thing about music? | mainly its properties and characteristics |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real | they are both equally real. i wouldn't worry about it |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | what are your shower thoughts | i think they are good. i wish more people in the world had access to them |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | How old am I? | i would say anywhere between 4 and 130 |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is the meaning of life? | |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | So I saw in one of your videos that you seem to have a pocket trumpet? Or maybe it was a coronet? | yeah, a friend loaned that to me a long time ago. i'm not sure if he wants it back, but if he wants it back he can have it back. i don't play brass instruments. although it came in very handy once as a music video prop. |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | why do bridges exist? | to get across the water |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What time zone do you live in? | the one where it was 11:20am at the time you submitted this question |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Will you make an extended version of "History of the World"? | the "history of the world" video (the very short one) is complete as it is. but i might cover that topic again in a longer video, and approach it much differently |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | last night i asked if i could buy you a house. since you said yes, where would you like it to be? what kind of house? how much money can i spend? all these questions are pertinent to the survival of the wurtzian race | spend as much as you want. looking to be in the vicinity of new york city (if you go outside the city, i would say go in the long island direction. also not on the southern coast). need a studio where i can make noise, so if there are neighbors then there needs to be a sound isolated basement or something |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is man's greatest illusion? | we will not share your information with advertisers or third parties |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What is the biggest number you can think of? | the amount of possibilities |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | is feeling lonely selfish | not if you are |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | can i buy you a house? | sure |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | the old computer that I'm using to make music on is giving up on me before I can complete or save my projects. if you were in this situation, would you try to recreate the progress, or start over from scratch? | not sure if i understand the question. parts of the question sound like your project crashed and you are considering starting over, in which case i would advise you to learn to save more regularly. however, other parts of the question suggest that your computer crashes too frequently for it to be possible to save anything, in which case starting again would be incredibly dumb because you are going to lose it again. |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | What question would you answer with "of course I only use the mayonnaise"? | none. i don't use mayonnaise for anything. thank you for your time |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | where are all of the geckos (or at least most of them?) | most of them are on the television, ensuring daily that you have a miserable experience |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | You're obviously very talented, will you ever start a series on your YouTube with just music? | not sure exactly what that means, but i will be making a lot of music in the future. when i use youtube i mainly prefer to take advantage of both the video and audio capabilities at the same time |
https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions-2016-05.html | Will you do another history video? It was one of the only times I thoroughly enjoyed learning something that won't help me in life |
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