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... not seeing enough raising | r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2018-08-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRUp3TGtBWkZtTXBuaWVOaGlRVEJtWHo5bmE3LURMUlBoazdIN2RBS3FlWl9oVllDUmZ4a0FPTmFyM3FDS0tsTmJ2d05tOUhZT2Z0bW1lT1VHTXJ4YkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNDFHemJGRXQ3SWVnOVNZWVdBYVJUWmhjOVV1S0t0amVNNUhMLUNDMVhCcFVWTGcwdnVNTG56S2FmeFc2WU1wUWhkNjRITXNWUU5TLTdRU0dkdDhyYVk5dVdubHpMdmVxTEdhVzEzd1ZhX3FpYnVfMWJpanVqMkRCU0ExT2I4MmdOQ3FlX1FnN0tmZ29OQ2JoVVNyLWhUU3pRTDhUcjNtUnlTcTdka2VLdjJoSWp1VWh6Q3h4c0hRSklaYm1tRkJB |
We have a body & mind improvement platform that helps people to build healthy habits. To improve, get better and understand how we can best help people, I made a quick survey. It is anonymous and if you got 2-3 spare minutes of your precious time, it would mean a lot if you could share your insights!
[https://goo.gl/forms/hgRDdIsAjLx3CnBk1](https://goo.gl/forms/hgRDdIsAjLx3CnBk1)
THANKS! | r/projectenrichment | post | r/ProjectEnrichment | 2018-08-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZd3ZEOWRuYTBTejNENkl5TlFNcGQ5bkpSTGxRVU51TlFTNnJBdnlPS2huTlNzRFNadWItLXFZQnp1aDhkUy0wOWpBb0JRYTFSczBrclk1czFQVEF5Z0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU0JOcWc1UXJSSjJXSVRxRHZyZVlTZ3p2b1U2czRiUnZqZ3BhUzhteUc3SlpoOTc0R1RLLTR2cWhOVl9NaERXc21RUTVsbkktTDJVZGY4bU14eEl6OXNicU9HNlJCd1hsVzM3czNEN1ZaeVlaUUcySmVwaXM4UjQxbWI3SjMzcFJKSHlwdXJSV2Z2TkNJcDRLS0F4eGNWdTNXNU5uR0tHT1ZmOU5xWXE0MzE4T3I4a1AzdDN3NmZNc2RlcmlLMGdmTGpsbEZzWUc0ZXhDcElBaHMtcUtLdz09 |
Dreddit was a not insignificant part of why I made a reddit account, I even spent the :10bux: to try and join that other group...
That said Reddit is my community that I love/hate so this is prolly my only cake day post since you nerds are the reason I started signing in.
Who knows, maybe I will come back to the autism, DHD did. | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-08-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZbGk4WDExTUEtOXJlVEpvYkNhVVVqOUVhaUdOR1hYSjFJQ0V3SWhCWVlUZVpXdXMyZFh6MzlIQ1FjNHpjaXdhLXNWY3JfNXM3a0ZlMzNsbFVxckZuRnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZGwxT2ZZSXEtaFZVLV95QXozZ1ptR3J0S3o4Y1ZpQ2JDMzFHREVGcFJWOTRha0hHZEhzR096OUxmNDMtaWxtX2hrN0pxZ19ubk41RzAzcExfemRHYmlvelBpTnR6R2RmVG93a09lZXdUZnZaVlYtR1VDYWNIVUNWNUUtWndDX3I0S3FUZnVhUFlmZjhWTk9EbnNYcEpxc1NOOTRRRGFDaXNSUG53WkFNTVk4RVFFbVBuSHR4ekNoVTUybWFaZ282 |
Hey instant pot community, I've been craving some shrimp lately but can't seem to find a recipe that isn't a "Cajun" theme (which I get it, alot of recipes are gonna be from the south) just wondering if you guys had any recipes for something maybe not quite as spicy lol thanks in advance! | r/instantpotrecipes | post | r/InstantPotRecipes | 2018-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZaV9PeEVuSWcwNVFJWWV3Q2VBZklJWmRyek5ZcFdxamRoVHM3SWdNd21VbTAyUFB6cC1pWjZrRXJCaDhDdm5UZUJ3dVZmR3NaSS1oazV6ZVRNQ3pYeHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTGIzQnc0NVR6NEhCRkJfc0pjRk5SNjQtMkFmdXkyWmVxSk9TUVlpdloyZ21jTngwUkF2UWtRWHZPU2FkOC04Y0ppbFNzTjloNFpqLWJaNm5yaHB2YVFJQUpQQU1ENXk3dklnZU14Ym5HaDJLQ2wwQ211bXhYeWJ6QV95RUZ4d2dpVGVMQUV2VFdTUVlQYThpdGNMTVRSZ2FNYUJjZ2pPejRJTTdSbnFlX1JVPQ== |
How do I respond to "What are you laughing at?" or "What did you just say?" after you mumble something about somebody and they overhear. I usually just say "nothing" but it isn't really that funny or clever and they always pressure me to give a different answer. | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2018-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRUlNeVZSSG9feUpnRU03a0NBVmYyZDN6QkYxenZ0OTN4Q1d1ckt4ZFRscFdsMkJHd21TY2dKUzRyWVFmUkdEX0h1ZEwxM0dibk5xNEJ3UER4djhEOEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY3ZVMmhOaWdNRURrN2pZMWRVZnFwR1lGeFBfeG5lSmpmNEU1YWx6MkJUTWowcUFCaHRVdjZYZmprWm9qMWprSE9PbS1lMHR1Sm13V2FlVEI2Z090LWYzakl3RHdOUlJhaGNtaWo0aGdWeWstMlRNYlVac01xSklGRC1lRlE5UDJGSmxWdmI3VElTc1ZtWS0tX2dDT0lWR1Q2RXdqMzdwS2R1QTVFY3E4REFoQ0VlWFVZQ1NmVVRQM0hlaHVSbGZGQXktenQ2a182bFJCQVhpME5YNXpnUT09 |
_|___|_ ╰(º o º╰) MUCH BETTER | r/raiseyourdongers | post | r/raiseyourdongers | 2018-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZakJzU1B4OTc5Y28tYVd1M2pGTzRkNjdjZWJZdUhKN2p4dnNIYUhLNi14R2xNbWFYVnhjdjhIUG1IZHBnWXF3VkJlZ3lWTDR0bFVxVTBaM0Z2NEtkcHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY0RZY2ctajRmRGJ5ak92TDY2TVpiSGUzeWd2Q0hhdWdSYlE3MVRLMkVNV3BtTUU3M0pHYW44Y25faVkxRUhNSW1nUndOUFVrNmRvNG13TXdaNi1nTmlJQm5CSjVLMmh0NEdrcXFoRHRPTkpJS0NJSXNweTFvUDhRVW1DQWZYUHpSTkw4VkxzcW01aUlSd3RFa09oQkYzUDNGU1R1WWZ5cHNQNGpfN1ZSRmVTRkxVamNzTWlNSG1CTVBOcy1YUkpGYnFWODNqaW1fUnpSMXBMRHVyc0c5dz09 |
very promising one ! | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZZkZOcmVkMjd5WjNkUV85b3VxZV9Lem5vQmVYWHhfbHFMaHFjQzJfZV8tOXA5TWNHSDh1Uzd1d3FpTVJsck4waXJVSkRMQ0FPcERVc0I3S3A3LUJlb0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUjI5Yjc0aTVuTG1LYm9qNW1SdUxQcDN2bFVtTkRfaURpU2VROWtLeHBGOFpKMDBFcERYTXo1ZXFPMTFyZnBDRThWWmpmM2hibW96WUROWUx2RTNWaWN4cjVob1VvaWgyWGdHRWM1bWZjcHdZZjBOQ0VaRzNGYnFnQ3A1QmRYUUEzellMbGRNbTc0bE41ZGhLTXBmSWdxaUVZaUhSN1pmS3F2bnUwMjkzVzhwWmVSVTUzdWxKSy1nZWVlSkl4NjVYQndpa015emFZN2RTaWRxVDhiSmVKUT09 |
C-O-O-L-! | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZd3ljcWtLTWhZUzBwWlJ6TjFFOXAtTDRrWkg4VlgyZzZHd1hXY1pzcWRTZUhRUFl4czN5d0dELVdVQkRkbXpKb3ZQQWc2WFBZczVQRU9OZ2wtdW1GRFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbTVJNkdhQnU1Zm11dTliQ3FUNnlhcWRnaDQ2cXBRTFl5YlpXRl9XbnZJMUNQSTRwU1VDWlNfMjlqOWJ1V1hpMWNreE1JU2l0cnJoa3diWkJkRF9JX291bnFvZFhNVWhmYWxLVGs0M0VRV0VtRGFEd3NEUkw5eldZa0ZlTlN0bml4aEFzVm9SWnBHZUtRZUJpekp4ZklaYVJfTEZuZDFkb2hNeW1jTnE4cWpnX1dVOXJ6dDdYdHFZdkRQQmNGX0VCci1fa0FVOUx1Z3V2S0FISUtTV1ItUT09 |
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https://www.deviantart.com/cryptid-creations/art/Daily-Paint-2013-4-Day-Furcast-746824774 | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRjRJUVd4bk9GbVFIVlRVRmdLZ3NfLV93WUVMN2pBRDRPWVBQUVY3OEV5RTkya21QaEdCVUNHUTB1d3RlV1l0MnJCbWRpckVKQjlOcFlLRGFPdEtoZ0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUUc2OXdWb1Vya1RfTVNNTlY1RTlFM1k4cElDbkEyQXF2c1VGak15ck5nMGs5ZmdQWTVUSm94b1hPOFFTNHROS1pXb044UDlodUtQek9NQWJUWklaNWM5bURmNGs3SWoyWHF3bFl2dndLcjczUTIxNWVSVE1KNVA1aFFaWWNnejNiWHFmYjNnNnQzMXJNNm5FNEVrQTZjUnI0NzFPSmNsYXRVZWptLUt3VWtVZWIxV3ZDQ294amNNeUZIbXRqbzROOHg2bmpwbEdCaXhzUjJQY09DeXhzQT09 |
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https://www.deviantart.com/cryptid-creations/art/Daily-Paint-2001-Mere-Cat-744969628 | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZWXF5V0RtLUhZeHY3TVB0TnJ0b1d6OC1QUnQwdjR6OWx5OUFLT0NQMkd3elcyYmx6V2xmbjB4alNHT2NTbnpreVg0QXpsOFo2Ym1ESmtMNFlBbXRPT0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYWJFMWNnRDM4bFJvY1VzV0dYZi00WEFYUTBXV3ZXcHNzVld2TG80cU9MSXREaGdZY3lQTXdMSHE4TGxUdlJDZllxeld5c2ZxZS1TanQtLWdITm9TNEltang4UHdpUmk1QzRWek0tTks1ZnFnUWlUb1NMOHpMRDh1Q0RyTXFwZnkyLXdzMWNmQUJVSndMTkYzbHZQRlJOTWcxeFktLWtSTTNFeDZlbTZ0dXBSQ1BkOF9lVmpST2VKUV85Wk1JU1JkWjV2ZXM4LVZ5ajhpdXFfWGtDUlpmQT09 |
[https://theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=5174342-0215767](https://theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=5174342-0215767) | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZTHRSUDBNa2ZxN3Utb2pveDhHcUh6b1ZIclhqWTVNSUR4RWgxRGgwdDlFT0h2ZVZEV0hKMDVwZmxHODdoc2FLYy1lY3hMZVNQZXlDUzZBc1BRNFBPX0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcDItRVYwYkFPeUFqMGxiWWwzUXo3NU8yd1VMYzc5SWR6OVFWNWROOVlhcEZvQUxxR3dQblR6ZVJIbjJWcUtuVHRUUVRhZUc2ZmdadUc4dGZ0V3FDV2hmTE13OWM3ZmQ4OU9XSHRKem1TMEx4Y28tbGR2cngxME44TjdKdEt4a1o2bm9KZ2tva3ZnOXNKRTM3SkwtZjNZNERZWFZCSWN5WnFCNEpVV2s5akcxSWFuNWZqRWg2UUhidnA1aXVHTUpNVlp1NHE0aEVrQXhMVVlvdDI4dmNuZz09 |
What type of computer/architecture is there inside a smart vending machine? (the type that has a touchscreen and accepts WeChat payments).
If you also have any information about the operating system running on it let me know.
Thanks | r/vendingmachines | post | r/vendingmachines | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZX0lGLTcyX1BBc3NONUFQY2NCTlpxRkJCM0Z4cHk2ZktPWFFHd0lvV3lxUExTWFRfc2tDbS14eWNGd0VTOHVxWnJBWm9HcENxdDZsUTFNZlYtSkdPd0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUFQ2a0QxZy1XMnRLRUxUQ2lyOTlrMmkycHFZMzhtZkkxb2RpUFhsWUpnQTA2cldkZHFhTXNBVGNhd0FfeTJZNFRZRXRkUFNPQXc2bXYybllXQ2kzR0YwOEtfQ0RfOVlvY2hhcW10VUM1Ry1YVy1sWU43b1A0VWZBaGlnQ3ZCWXhBdmpLV3lUNFZYbDB4dnVQU2VvSVlKN0NQUGYwU1l4Y09mMzFXVGMxa2J6cFZ0ZF9nMU5OU0lHeTgwUE40dV9yRXJFV2Y3TkJPMG1YU1ItY1JScVdQQT09 |
i saw a tshirt about that | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUnZUZzZEVlc2VURrMTM0emtKYjJ4bkpucEpoRDVFYlB2THhlVmdTQ1lud2Q0bmRLaEV6RmFOSnhDRVFUeEFiMWhIcG5EeXYxRzhWNnZwSnpUMTZTUnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWHRCS3l5OHNXLXlTaWtMVFZpTTdNSWE1ckh0QUFWaDJaWXZfX2xYQjhGYWZFS3ZOYVF6TzRMZEREVnkyRFVqLXo0d2pqdUFSNUFMYjlMR0dHZUYwc1FvdTY2MDUyUDFBcThRN1N6RWRvU0Z4ZjBwZ2tWZlRNenRiS0hlQ3ZUVzM1bFJSRlNOTVJaczlTZ2w2c1VIVGc4XzVCVTdrXzMyNjNYZE9RcGhLa2hLRkJYaVg2eXREcFFYdW1HZFVPVHBw |
It feels like the sub has been dying a bit. There’s maybe 1 post every 3 days. Can we get some more attention on this sub for our gibbon friends? | r/mischievousgibbons | post | r/MischievousGibbons | 2018-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZSFFnWjBEVlM3anhoNUJld0dOVkpwZnh3YXhNa0JsNWFvaWYxdkZ6WlVBMi1YaEpWTGhGczQyam1saTBtdlpPaHZaT2VpbHcxVjVwYzQyYlNoQ1hWUXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVDgweFctRURlckJLTXNldTRUbXNBWlk4WkVzdldSdG1aaUxiQ3pEcXkxZmtxcHNrc3RBd2VJNU1rY2hOZmRpSUM1N1VMVzNrSnNzcXFWRUVRVWFKSzJrbTRDc3ZPQ3ppMVUxMHJCVE1HRDdyQnBWNzhmN25GM25DLTNTenVtVDFtNnNYSVRPVGtvOXRSWmRScjlPTjlZYThOM1RNRnl6bGlyQkc1YUkxU2VrPQ== |
I would add the caveat that the pedophiles who seek help deserve not to be shunned. The ones who act like it’s acceptable or try to frame it as “it’s fine because X” need their legs broken. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZX0oyOXVCZHpId0hQYlB2NHJqaS1aSkJ1cWVNclUySThJazB2NjVYSndJamg1U0ZlMkpCdEdiYmZkclUwX0tPOGJZOFUxWTNoTnI2am9mTnAxMHdEcFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSWZucmxuRkVhdjlzQWlwSHdJZk13S1pnZFJrcDRtNlBVUVFGOEptTE53NWpDR0J2bmJxYVlfR05uMjNZcjkzWm5oMjNNeEVOemtFeTVkR01aVF9OSDNLdmYyUjZNVFF4a192S19fM2VNRVlmNXJ3VDJHVUdPSzdjcEdRRWZiN3lDNFdjM3BuUEZ1bU9QdFFNNHdGZ1VGYkswVnA2cXllczIzN1JzYWtDa0tTbktINC1Ua3pBUkFDU1doRFduZ1V4UUdUNWVJSzFsdFRLLXY5eWtVdnBYUT09 |
Pedophiles of all kinds should be shunned from any community or environment where there are children. Anything less is endangerment of children, full stop. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZMTJLeEFUZ0J0c2xtcFB0RjZqdS1hUFpfQ3ZGWjRmdWhSVW5Jd0d3OHVjOXp0VzNSM0l1Mk13ZW9iRzkzdGVLMVhzSGo0RlRMUFZwY0R5VmF1VTdldXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUy1yQTlObW5aRFh3d2lnMk4ySzU3dUl6VWFYd2FUMENYTmtVdTFaM3ROM3lrWHRmS3I5c0RLTTE3NG1OUU9hb3ZNOWtxa1V4cVU2Qk1NaXRpZFc0czlSbVZ2ZWgxeEI0cjJrWTQ4YW9lclItdkFuWkdmN1JmRHNScmZxMGY4YXF1QmtnbG1xRzFKaHpCRTJJaHdSVjFuZ0hnbHRIbGVoUVhhQ0xOZnZuM0tMQ1Q5Uy1QWEw3Yko1Uk1tZXNYdHRIQTlRWEJveGhQVGwwYkdlRHd6Q25mZz09 |
I disagree | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZWlc3NnpSb1lwanFQWVdRM0lzVExPV1NKYjlzdG5iVUVmaHdwT0MyR2R5TmtWZE5CNXB4cFVQMWprT2NfbDFjdnZxNllxQmNoTnRCLTZMNFdsVjJVLWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZ2ZWYnAyZHk0NFR5RExTcUo3M0ZBOGExbk9JRFkteV8zbFNaNHJKYTkwRnk0aG5PNXVORklVNnRfUUhDSlo2UEZxei1Pci00aDlPSWFRWnQtenlYaUZxN2pUT2pHVmtSdTFPeTA4QU52MjVkTFJvTkZSYW9UOFF6SlBtSW13ZXY2RTE0THA4TGFCazZaQWlnZkctdkRGQ1hxcllwSzdZODFUN2hwVjgtVE5BMTUySV8zbHRQVnJoaTRoUXJJb25DdU5La0dmZnFaSTN6RnR1dkNKSWh3Zz09 |
That's not how hypocrisy or morality works. It's not hypocritical to put guilty people in jail but not innocent people. Same logic applies here.
EDIT: Mixed up my sentence in all the excitement. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQlNUUnlXay1zT01vclYxekZST1NTcktreGhEOXhxZzhDRTFTWU9lOHB1X0lsSXNTb3JrN01xbDRTR09laWh6TTRPRHA4Y0RSM2s3b0xyOXBsa2xSR0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNVBmX28tUXR5VG5RUHpxVy1ia0JjbWZOT19OajJ2U1dKQmlQcm9uVFRZejRzaFdMb1BtV29rSDU0VjZMakxnTWdfODJLZi0yMDNkdjVzaExxWWtuV3o1SmpVZlpEZ1RERE9TRHJzV2JFUEF5NTAxZWFkd3cxT2dKVzE1S25wc3BWMDNrcE94NUp1OTRHS25iSlMtZ1lvdjlNUkJidDB1dlFTbDdnOEwxNkUzdkhZVFpGWW5LMWVoTFlRYjRQeld0eFkyS1lJZUJhenVpVEtBX3NLMmhvdz09 |
Nope, because homosexuality is a sexuality, whereas pedophilia isn't.
I'll just copy+paste.
>Not that it matters. If you don't keep pedophiles away from children, choice or not, you are endangering children. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRUhsNWc1bm9zRmdnMUZQMk1nSlFIM245bDBHekFHUE03U2toSEtGWHFTbW5vOFBiR3FhMHVCVzBNTzVxcXp5UE9MSy02WjI2ZTZRLVZIckcycVlJMFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZ2J1NFFYWXRtN1VnemYteXgzaGpzcUdmS3ZDWVZmNjE3YTRna2dhSXo1emJSSEpmTWQwQWMxZXFXZElLdUFhOC03anZ0ekl5LVJuRkp1MEVacFJrb1JEMXJqQ25vdkZpRDZ5R21HNmVhT0VKb19BUmIxZ0pEeE5SLVpkdnBPWUNJS3Q0WEs0TF9MSlE4al9PQThhX3oyWldfWXgyRUxQZjNxM0ZXSF9Id01kcU9LX3FmOFdEdTVPM295SUdROFN5encwY2M2YXpKNjBOZkotdmF3UGxhdz09 |
But there is a difference between isolating a person from society versus breaking their legs, no? I'm strictly speaking to the point that any time violence is advocated and justified by any ideology is wrong categorically.
I honestly don't understand what you mean by "that's not how hypocrisy or morality works." in response to my comment. I would like to better understand what you're saying. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZU3UzQ1BEbk1wZkhLY2prU2tZUjM2akhVZEg1dDM1dk5wRUtCaEdha2ttRjd0R3QxbERqZ3dUSEs1NFpXSlJ4VFp4RjljSDhuMVh6MWJEaHJTRUxTT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa0loRUtLQWRsbUU2UWdGNXpKcEpqaU5CbWw2MkJiQ0ZFNVVFczgwR09GMzkxS3ZpZTJKWnppMENLN0hJUzcweUdLRXJQZnh3WFBENWtraXZ2dGRod25iTURrWlJ3M0hvdE5hTGhFdGNHQUVYd2tDN0JDRV9TVWdZWmx4MlpNLW5jTDZwdXpVTm5GblczUTc0SmRZZERiLXlEenBFbnFqcktQOHRjTlRQVWVFcXlqcXUzLXVNWnFiNXhMNXpzT19BVkRPM3oxMW1rWXpFMlI2VGZLOUxIUT09 |
You are asserting that violence against a pedophile cannot be noble or ethically correct, that it makes you "another brand of villain." Basically you're saying that hurting pedophiles is just as bad as being a pedophile who hurts children. This is the equivalent of any other moral issue where it's good to do one thing to one group of people and bad to do it to another group of people. If it's good to put guilty people in prison but not innocent people, then you need to come up with a real reason to support your argument, not just asserting hypocrisy because you don't know what it means. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZV0Jra1M0ekFSaHlPVkRUcnBrWUdGcUh4ejFuaEZNdU00bzZsWmtHT1g1X0puMUV5alBLUmZRSEVTMDEzaXlfeEp4cUIwZFBQV3FnREdaSXZBbXg0a1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa2huZEZDbm9PZGhvcmx1ajFINWVBOUhsakJEOEJBNmhPNUVBNUNkM2h5RGFFaVIyMlozNTNhckNteWlzZXNwVEltaHVlb1pMRkxiaTExS0RXLVozTXZBU3ppXzFhRTlpUDJ6SUlnTXpSMW5tRWV1Uy11YzlJc2JQUFhXenotcGJsSkJQNUJoczhwdGFxX0VmMlFzMDNwMkJTLXMzX1dMXzRUQVFYMzBNNkE5YUVUU3BUaTB3aGxOeExzVVcwWDRNdzZxbWZaUXhDN2pwSzNoTGs4YlpZZz09 |
In my commentary I never equated condoned violence with pedophelia. I'm afraid you're also feeling like I'm trying to shield pedophiles from reprisal for their heinous actions. That is not the case. The only point I'm attempting to express is that it is categorically wrong to take joy in the idea of assaulting and maiming another human. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZa1ZnZF96SXVJU25Vek1rcGdzQ1lXQ2F3akt5c2hBbjRVYXJsWjJLcy1EOU1zenM2enVpMGpVc0hXVEJ2dWdFNGxDM0VjekFXX2t4OWhEcHBScXJJMFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd0NwcTdZUEIxaVFac29wMWdHNE5jcXFwaWlXZWl3TzF1N2VBVTNhUmFUeEt0cVRNUmFMdmVvSE9xOGhpLXR5SEpmSzNUSEFlWGRwSUk2YUZfMlp4V0lMUlo2WFBjd2xJUWZneEtsa0Q5dU4wd3BvQURwc0h5em9EV0xlbjR5Q05UVzRqa1dwdzVEb2xqLXN3Y0hQYWY1eFpfRmR2R1RXMzVEYktKMDg2em5QQ1JqMkRFSVB1alB6Ukwzd0hJRWhfNmNYUHh6aXp2c09CbjRyZVZXeHhnQT09 |
You specifically said that you are *not* better if you're just "another brand of villain." That's equating.
And no, it isn't. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZcDFRSUhNZVlwMlpCbjFwNnExR25mXzNKZFZYUjV4amRjY2xqV1lsRzZwVnluZy01Uy1WS0FoT2lUZ0ZKa1dZcHl5QWhGUE1pamNsV185NE1PbUtiMVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUUdLY0RJNWRMQ2hHLWxjblBTc2pJUDFHazNNSjdVZ2tZVWZtVWhhczdpNlloWTROcHcwMjY5N0U1TVI3c3dhclFDYW9Ha3lSbHQ0dVJqSmsyS2MtazduanVHcGEzcTlKd0k4eTVFYVBBMVBta2cybURCOTZHVEdjQjJicm92MHRYSzN2V2VYOWkzUDlKMEl3RjY2cXEzZm1NRjZEVEh2ZjdEeXR1TDk3VlN1OExTQlRzYXUwTkYwT1p6SS0tTENWRWJyU0FiS3BJZnJRckFKMnFrVU41dz09 |
Where's the part of fish screaming? Maybe try posting on /r/aquariums | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNFZVMHNOSDF4XzRibmg4Z09rNUZNSEZnZ0cwU0hDZWM5dHdCQWRMb2JqWWkzenloUFBtZzlCcHhWUlEtTXVER1ZZTmx5aTZUakdwUFhpTWh5Z214Y2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRzR1LTdzNk5pc2NGUmhKVUtTRkJuSWRzdjhmQW5fZzlxNGRmamVMaXFiVENVV3U1bUFsWFBtZEZxelo1NW90cklGQkhjVTl0WVdnM1NCNVNRM2RsRFRFcy1MM0lBUFpLb2p1bko1MTdQVlZaUWJjVHd0cEpnQ0xGXzI1R1pNb0s1Sl94WHYyXzdyWGlqZ2s4T3psNkE1MHFGTXZKZFhFLUo3RjJKSnprX2RGY3V5ajExODFFWVNpelljcTJMcURN |
Pedophilia is a paraphilia, voluntary or not is irrelevant. Paraphilias are subject to ethical review, while orientations aren't.
This is Sex Ethics 101, you disingenuous toad. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZb1NuQklKd2hTNTc5Y0VTbmNtZHZXazhSdXZDZS1hSmNkV0tPRi04SXVqLUFEWFNQcmNWY2diWkhQaktPVkVEUnhCczBVRjk1RUYxek54S3I1YzJ5dUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSkpvanJrdWNjeW1pUGlwNWlQT1E4QmRSbHB5VnNRMV96Ul9XRWs0Q2JSZG4yZEJXUGx4S21HMFpnUWgyRTFfUWxoYk5VYzJNNzloelNSc3NEeEpSSk5nMGdRZk1fdnZxS0ZYNHEtMXV2MDFMYVB1eHlqV0l6dEJFVnhtQ1Z1a2plSDBkZnpneFZ6NGY0b1hXUzBseTZKYlk3UkYwLWU3TnZRbTE4TzZDR2Q4Q0ZPYzdzM1FGQ0J3d09ZVW0xVGdXQUU5dnFuRm1OZlE4OWJzdUtFTjFuZz09 |
I really wanted to have a meaningful discussion with you, but I have to work tomorrow. Good night. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZZ0FVTDh0clhjRV92anVnQXA5MGtlVnQ4NXFqcUhLTVpqVm1NRFFJaldGOGxWUkQxNTgzUkNmbTdmcjc3WExwWWNIMC1BVXBSV3ItZ2R1eHR4czlOU2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeTdfN3pueWZXb3pvNzR1cUhwVU9oSURKMmhJMGdYajRmV2xUNl9tM0lacEUzZVpybnBxR1BBc3VGUlB0ZUVyMW9fRk5nbFIyLXRNLW5VbXRjMzZGUXJHTmFZc0xURVpqLWZEa2RPZ1ZHc2tZMEhTWExpcEw1cm1tZzFQQWxmZlhmWlRGN3c3Y3FaU3V6ZXljSm9rdHI3ZVpONnIxRkVueWMwRW1PLUxJd1ZjZ0dwZGZHN3hRTkRlZDZUemdFS09yUkFJblVQaDdFc0lUNEttV0dYLWpfdz09 |
>Pedophiles of all kinds should be shunned from any community or environment where there are children. Anything less is endangerment of children, full stop.
A good thing for everybody is to keep pedophiles away from children. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQmJYSENoZFFaSHozRm1USnA4U1RYcHdsV29wdjc2V2VCLVBHN3ZpLXB2RUtpeTN0QXNfeFVCUW5MeUJSWlc4S3RWMDlWel80a0xncXFENUY2b1dUcUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWEcxY0RORGNxYkR0NEtlVEJtNUpyaENQWUYyaks4V093V282UXJhZjBhbUVuRzBrdG9CaEYwaks5TWFJUHhlTElXdEJMNV9ZUHgzNVp5ZExsMTRaNlJQR25JWktGd0tzc0JPOTViNjBaZ1Nfd0pPeU9ScHY2X0ZJMmxzUlRTT1pwcU1iaWJWS2RnX0Q2aDMtV3pFekVXSzlEbUxXWHlBSTFncXFMTDRZZjhJMDRxZjZRZGpEaVFseXNfQUZscXFEc0h1WWlpQzA4MWh6dlpqbGp6ZUdvUT09 |
it screams at the end? | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNTllRjdQWUlJaTh4RnNSUG1ROFRBTjhqd3NmbVBMMkkzb0RYRUFvZ3l3UVdkMFo4ckpmbjdWcHFQdGZQOGJVLU1tN3RsY3ptUHQ1eXI4ZHpSclRUSEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGejhDSkdIMEJxMUlxdmRkdXJ4Q2JpOTAyeXdQU01qZllwVkwyaDNzcWFHYVFVU3UwOGdYSXBIR0x4LUxYRlNqMDZxUXRNdTdYTEltZTY1Slk4a0xrZF80cU1adTdTWGhaNzNJZnNKbUFfVzhNQmlpT2pyM2dOQXVTUU9nWTJhaG5hTTdsVnh4enJIUm9pQlNfV0F2RVQtbDB1Z2dHNW9WM01zbnA3TWJvTVBPS3hPYXN4V3ZYQVJvQ01kRVF1THhq |
A good thing for everybody would be to keep you away from this subreddit.
You're an ignorant blockhead | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQ1l0RjJEeklBbWRfUUZBTlBSQk5EZnBiUFNncUw3bDJWTkRSZDV3ZVR0bHQxVloweWtUeVU4TDd4ellEazkxMFZlX00zT2NYeW10SjZXMG1KM21XcUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLUNMTDhYQ2FZUW5qM0JwM2d3dXAtX2ZCN04waE1xeXdtUE5RTW41OHNBdlc2Q3M4QUNjbm90UGJNTnVNNTVsRlJNYTlZOHFjYXFIVTZNNlB1YXVtZ3lvNXR0eXJ0Ujdsc0FISVY5Vkx6cHZCajdBdzZQZlRVcG1YRUFpYWlLejNhMHllNk5HRmtfNzJmcllLUDBHb3gtQ1B3aGNaS1ZxVGJwRTdtZmRsMWJLR1Q2bExRQmJRaWU3MUV2clVaMEFKVC1TajlSYTlKYXZiaElIbVdCOXlMQT09 |
This post is thoroughly fantastic. The title, the link, everything. Perfection. | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRDFuRzJLYzZSMi1yVzg5RTNmSWxxVDNMR1hQaUVsSmtSQWFKZm5jZTY5NEE1Q3VMakZjbzVBN0xkUGMxY0REY2VxeDVEQlBXdzRSZm1nLXF4b0JjN1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGelRqS2h2VEsybkJTXzRZR0dVVV9EZ1VyTW4wZlZlV1doM2t6RzVZUUp0dDBWY3AyUkZ5OG9sWlFrVDhxMXNneUNUSEprX0sxejhPTGtsRDYyNzFuWjhzX2t5ZXZ3WlhwSV9MNXhrQndiNERJNE12SzNkcGt4em5HcUFPMnlodHZLaWljUnpwSFdqc0FCMDdtTEt6b0NHcHBhSGdIWW1URV9aNml0Q0QwVHFzYV95d3loOXpqaFpnQlFJZDNJY1JEck1ENzJLX1I1d2dGQnB5TlhKTmFtZz09 |
Pretty difinitively does not. Sorry mate. | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZdC13bFllTFFnRy10MU9CM0YwcjRJdU5oRVM2R2NWcmUxemY4alZfRU9MUDJndkJGT0R6UXFHQmJxMVFta0MyNkM2M2htNkpxOGFuVWZkYUNwZFBuYWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVEJVdUtNODJLYmUzNUljeGFoclpjTjFuM0NodGFoaEJJYU1ZTzZSSmY1NTRUQnZwQ3NXUE5kXzZDSl9ldzlSV0dMdkI5NXlES0R5R01oaGJRcF9ZNzJpSWo0WEQ5ZFRTRmVoSW9YeHBhTUFPVzN6Y2h5LTFZRXJqME9PczFQdmZMWTk5dGdwSmU0d0dmSGNBUkxlQy00LVNJMjVnbWloYmJkb1BmbzB5d0NjTnFXcVFVY1NudWtoSVJuZXk4bGIy |
No, I just care about children. :/ | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRUhyc3dxZ0pEN3dDcEhmWmFTdlc1dm9OU2VwMjUyLWExLTh3UV9vbkdsNjFKdk4wQzJDNnpwZzlwcGZmMjRWbG9faTB5QUU5OE1TSmJodWRfVExVWlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVDJBX0ltbUhFRHhxVFRmajhjNWV0R1hWU2RvcVgxX2hQOHpEX0FNUHExNlNCNlR5aTBaNlBiclpIT2YzdlVEb1ZqMDV4MXdGZjJNTVdtUTJxRVo1c2xueEJ1U18tLWVIRFVzSHZLdUFSWU5nSENENnRwX3hfc2ZZd3RyMVh2ZldBN3VJZ1Fubmg2V1RZZ2F5YlUyNnpFTjBHaEJQZEZxRW1tZUFTdzhwRVBIbkZuVkhpQzQ5c015YkxYYWFSRlRGWjZ2LVNJNlNYUDRxbWlCMHRLSXlhdz09 |
Each time APEX drops 30-50% in price, I have been accumulating step by step. Have been doing so since 6 cents or so (original bag I bought was at 20 cents).
While on paper, things sound amazing. A top 50 promising Forbes company, a leader who was within the top something of Forbes too. Already a real company, with working products and an impressive list of partnerships. What's not to love right?
The node system maybe. On the one hand, it makes sure Apex tokens are staked, so out or rolation and this should limit the supply and thus increasing price. On the other hand, it rewards whales the most. 2 million Apex is still quite a lot to invest ($20.000 right of now), to become a super node. 70k (or $1400 right now) for the upper tier of voting node (if I'm correct).
I'm aiming, slowly but surely, to gain a tier 2 voting node personally (step by step, as I don't have that much disposable income per month)
To be successful though, Apex has to pursue their partners to use the Apex system for their B2C model. They promise it would reduce cost and increase efficiency, but if I'm right, on the business side they also would lose some of their 'power', as data now is in the consumers hand and not centralized at the business side. Are businesses willingly to save cost/increase efficiency to lose such 'power/influence'? Only time could tell. Them already being marketing analytic champs and having great partners, as well as being Forbes mentions, does promise good things.
Anyways, what does the community think about this? Are you guys accumulating, dumping (someone has to, right) or waiting on the sidelines? What are your considered pros and flaws of APEX, their products and their teams? | r/apextoken | post | r/APEXtoken | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZYVhQWjBfWXNQbnVtNFNPV2VPVjRXbWhzc0VWeXVMdXVHWVV4Nkp6VVpSa0J1Vms0aFhwODRLdWF5TTFLVWZNTkpxV0lIRkNpcWp4MDZSbmZhd0xUdlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMlcwMVItYU50ZzQ4N2NsRDdEenFsUlk5VzQtVEFQZ3I3VEhOQnA1eVdoWTlIdVNZVU5BbGJDbi1tVnBhWV9UY09VQVBqZDNYQXBMbTJNMWE3ZmJ2WVN0VzBUS0thZ2Z4SGtWSFZid0Rjem5MQXRlbnlXSkhiOUJkNXlyMDl5Z1lxRTFxUjFJOER3Q3pycEYzdzZqMUNQbF9pbkFlWFZ1c181dUFaMzNkRk1vPQ== |
Here seems like a useful space to point out that calling paedophilia a mental disorder is inaccurate, based on prevailing thought in psychology. It is more accurately a paraphilic disorder, in that it is paraphilia or fetish that is harmful to the patient or to others. It is as much a mental illness as it is to gain sexual gratification from raping others. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNEJjUnN3NFVVcXQ2TEEwYmVTcW1tb2djc3owTkhsS0w0bzFjckVsWks1a3o5M1ppN1BIVFVKNWY5OURIQ2oxTlNub1ZLcGlsbFA1bDJyV0dMWU4wMVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGR0VYN1QtM3UtVzFlSkZITWJVS2ItT3djQnZoU21lOXJEcFdDVnp5OFJTeFVFUUVVV1EwdmczWEdOUGdrbE5PME9GZktDd3FVME0waERhRnZkczRqZ0xUSXY5OW9jMXJERWpnLXJUYnFLTHhqRDhiQW05TExTYmtCa2pBZEtHbkhWMWtXRGt6OWtVVnNFcFNmVmlsb3RnM3hab3pzVTNEWjZEcXQwZ3plbHpIR2ZzUk9xd3QzaVJpZE9XX3pMejhHZ3FJdUROcnZuSnIyM0lhWlhiMFJBUT09 |
Calling it now! We know that all new releases and announcements from KVD have not gone down well on social media since the scandal. No matter how many and what kind of releases she's throwing at people. BUT, what if the much-desired Mi Vida Loca is the last ace she's got?
Cue an apology video followed by the announcement of the re-release of nearly everyone's "the one that got away". People are so obsessed with that palette, I actually reckon she would manage to get past the scandal just fine. The backlash has been immense, so she needs a real good ~~peace offering~~ bribe, and a lot of people have been asking for this for years now.
Could this be her holiday release for this year? Stay tuned for the continued car crash!
^(Considering she's too dumb to understand vaccination, I'm hoping she's too dumb to think of this in case no one's given her the idea yet, or I've unleashed a great evil upon us.) | r/muaconspiracy | post | r/muaconspiracy | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQVdHSGpYZTB6bVdqaEdDZ1pUcFFkYVc5M3dvNjBqUVNkdnVUMEpEV2tJVGdfYWFXb3JST0hHWjVOVlRnOXNUc0NuVEFoRzRwWFotWjlHOGRBSlM0Znc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGakhLeV9jUmhFUnNjRnFpRTRfNjA0UldlNHljY1FqeWVJaUNpRDJpN1dJZ3QwRHZRblFKOFFzMFZNaFRZZTZfcEpvRVRxLUlWZVlfS21wWVZDN3NjLVNzV3hRUjh2bGxxRkRMY055ZzlUSkd1bFZ2eGpfTzBoUGozbnJTRmdIZlJHbjVnelJaSGUxMG02cXhjQU9vYUlPQXlOdnkwTDVqcGhHSVhqaHU3TVBBN0UzeDNCazdaM2c5TXpHSVpXV1VucHF0ZG1kWUNTSDlYQXRSQnhlbUhaUT09 |
Edited to add. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZSGw4dDg5SGJmcWMwemZiQmFpNmxHMzNydWQ0Y1FJMXluM3UwN3B5Ukd1UWRrMkVXVmhrN3J2c3BYeEplcXhnZ1V6LTNfT2l0bXVwLTJBbmhKS28tZ2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMG9SVlZoeWdYZ3ZBTjd3R0QzQjRlQzJKbFNVZHkycEN5T1ZMUjkzWlhsYUpqNUl4Zm9NUGJsM0p5aF9xeVlaUV9WMmdVVC0tNE9iTThlTF9KNmtaTDYwRTJVSzBoQmxrMEpQMGp3N0M5WWhrZVJGSnVNckZranVFekNkWWhJY2lTWVNoRk5QSkhPcGRGVzRONmlOUHhVVnpyVzRfZG9meWZ0Z2UzNXBVQjVZUGUxS180aG1SNk1kZkV6NU01ZVFSeVJkOUluNmdRNm5aOEJWNUNhc1pZUT09 |
Clearly an expert in the art of English language.
/s
Nice, wholesome post tho | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZcFk0b1p2c2VZeXplSmQ5NXMwbTFaNUVEY3lEelMxSFhJYnNubjF0VGtYMTZEMW9EbWlCZWx5ejNxc3pJdlpxSHQtOHNoYmo3bFRmbk5ELU93Y0lORVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbDRBNjNMWkdYZ29pTXppUW9EeG5UQVFhUUZ6ZDBQa210MjJWai1HOEgydzBsNmRzdVdReU5UX2RCZFpRQVVpYWpFUm1SR0hQdVYyaGlFbHhGVl96LXhzVHZ0MUtoVFdad1NrUzN2V0lIb2M2OFBpNXYySDkxM1R5dDFKczhuTjJXNjNQTlhHVmpKWUU2dGZoc1lIeVc4eGhJUFJNdnlLeGpWRjI2Q3dGRjlWR184Q1pwUWdSOXN6YTY2NC1GR0FDWF8zRFJ4RHV3UVRqZllSbkczbFdjUT09 |
This is so amazing! | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZY1dlRHlBSktaUmJtNlJoRlV3S1h1WE9lTFE3X2xBZE50N05XQTZyYkw3dkJndGtpTVlmTEN5QmhlaE1fS1MwRFJyVnFNeHcwOVAtNjl3S2x4WjBrOWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGN0dMLUJ4OG5aN2Z6b0ZTYzZGclNYYmZCQWMwaE5UZGNTNndXM0daUHRsZlhHUGdMLWpBNElvVGZSUzZiSGQxZDI4eWNPRERIb2hPSk5aMkFyOTBkajJnb0hlUjY4emlIX2haNGNXSDZ2a3ZaM2lsQ2F5MHVobzZ0b0FZTldoYUxmelFMeW1YOXpHdms0SzBaMF9LUS1fdXkwRkZYWW1mZkdQQ05RSnZheUZvPQ== |
I have been watching APEX since the ICO and have considered buying in at multiple points. Now that the price seems like a bargain, I'm really weighing the option.
My biggest hangup as of now is that I haven't found any working product or prototype demonstration. On principle, I don't buy utility coins without at least a prototype of their platform.
If such a thing exists, can someone post the links? Thanks. | r/apextoken | post | r/APEXtoken | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZSzl6OS1uVDg2RjhvMmoyT0VoMEx4NVVZbnp0VG5zQ19YelRhWnY4cWhsVlRYVHFCNko5TUZxS0lLOVRXVDJHd0t3LVBpbzdnOTBURWNXRlVVUkZmdUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUC1hc3Y3bnU5dXoyM2pZYlZ1TF9fb2MtV3pzUkJKbVlZaW9SaUhFR1lfVGxDOGdnX280ZE9EejM5Tk8xMXNvcXFJX2xtRl9NSGZfTVFmTkJpMC1zVk1qTW5pZEhSMTYwR1Zmb0daZTVMdHh0UU13YVVnT3RmWVl0R0FlUkFRUFRZa2Q3OXhYNHpyVWw5aFJsbUpkWVhSTkRxTXNNb0hXWVpQdThHci1ZYXY4PQ== |
What's with these horrible drivers in Asian countries (this includes Russia) | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZd1gwQzNTY1E0RGxLeTZXRUNIS1BqdHJwbzRCaWxXUEJtUkNCVWgyYXhUUHo5ZnktY1h4QXpZR0xydVB6RkVRQTRjZms3TkFSekVIOU9uX0RUNmhlODcwMk92TGMwUE5TTlBrdnVZOXFyRFU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMTBnVnZzU3FockVMOU1aT0N2b1p0RGc1RTBNX0ZabWZBUmxvaGRCZTZ1SzQ4Q2N0R3NxSTZnRDU2T1FLNjNsLWZQbmpsTWxOaTNPZkFXVndvdFBBMy14S21LNkVVREhkdndBU19lQms2bWs3TFdCWFEwaUNBSjFRWVd1dHV4X1d2Z1RfeG1KWDBPN0p1c205ZzFMWjdQRHg2ZEZXLW9NSlRxU2I0c2FxZVZySVBLclBlamZIeXNSQlFyTEM0NEpV |
I’m having trouble remembering the name of software I once saw. The gist of it is that it is a company “store” where managers can select different hardware and software options for an employee, and it gives them a running tally of what it would cost. It is meant as a planning tool for hiring managers so they can estimate the IT cost of a new hire. Does that ring a bell with anyone? | r/cio | post | r/CIO | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZdUxod1pIXzdTNFVXZTZDaHNiZzhsbEVnTmxucERzV1dORUR2a1ByUExvR1ZjeDBUV1pwM1o5LVVwSnRsWm1oOGY5ekRpdXZsQ3BLdjFaMkpaR0lsZW1pNGplb1l1VmVnVW9YRzRtOFUwems9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRTh6eDdHWENIZ0VYczBZXzlnYzJndTdOQmlsMkd4Rm1yUUI5amtFOVBDaVpQdEh3WElqYnlXTDA0TXZodnRfNVFiV2tFLW9ubG1NUDRsU3RVc2NOT3JsQVdsbXVVc0pSclcySDJxcVV6aWl2ZVVzTXN3cUFPcUVLUGU5U1BUQ3B3Q3dHT3pBMC1lNVR4TjI2TUtUa1hGWmhkTkY2OE5zWXlubGJtdE4welFQal9yNy1OQ2V1am92SzQ5ZGpvam9U |
[Clickbuzz](https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/which-crystal-do-you-vibe-with?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbofficialgoodful&ref=bffbofficialgoodful&utm_term=.vmar65BlG#.gyXNDLXRZ) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZSnJpcFo2Q0l0TzhXdHo5QVg5TnVDbzQ0SmZzaFRDUmZ1bjBqRk1hUkJOTDZyTEloR3NSMVVNRVRlTU43c2tNRmxOMGwzdzVRVGoyMVhMR3NsYWlRQWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbkY0ck95N0lfMDdtSzVkUUFNSUUweUNmbEFJSkttRS13d0l1bDdiQS1PeTRRSzZPRU05WGoyXzZTT3V2OG5QUmJVaG5fYkJaS1pUZ3dwYUZidFg3azBuYkNrTy1fcDlxVTNCLVI0ZjNsT0F2eDZPcUx3S19LcnpWZ0dxUS0tdHBHUkJJdm82dmY4dWQ2aVQwbHhoRFhBZUdMSHh3bzFpZkFWYmMybDFSUXZ2Rm5YNFY1VnBUbDE4bzF5cU1ZcHJZaC1BcWVsMlJFSDhGZGU3VWpQbW9EQT09 |
Lol, scrolling I thought this was WPD for a sec | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2018-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZTko2S2N5Y3g4dUdaMlV4b3NEMExfXzB3ekNwZzEyd3NVODlOb1hwY01oUnhTTGVjMDVHLVg5Z1g0S3dFaHpkd1c5U1VyZ1NkSHlOdUlQcVBtQVluLVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdVl5X0FDd01tU3VTaFlaNGIzZzhEX2tyT3MyMTE5UG5jdUFNa3Z6U285MEpBaTR6UzgwaE9jWXhNMEZZQWZGRUQ2WFA4TThRWE91YnVCV3ctWWlZcUs1LVF2Z2UtN3BvXzdVdXgtMTlVbUNtdnJ4UDNPaThsbWRVa2F1SlhzWVVRUGw5U1NiM0RhRFZRY0FPaXIxSXc3dVViQWh5MjVaSmNBN3RmNDVUUkVsRmJ2bmk4ZHpOVWdjSFlZRjVybFA2 |
This is the result of growing up in a country where you are taught to be aware of your surroundings, rather than just go whenever a light tells you. | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZZGFFVmZvU3BHVUVob0ExQWRjdndoVm9mcWxCVjl4XzBBdERfUXZWNHpSc09xYmp0TzAydkRYRFJCOEtXVklraklzZk1mYVh3eDQ1TDhndWxwNjBfNXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY2YxZmNlTmhOemhEeFpBSk1yS3Ztd0hhMnYtaXE4VTZJdWQ5UW5fa2dSOW83YnZZTkRIdFczWnlfanhMbV8yN2s0NmVCUEkxOVNaMkt4ZFoxVGptTnR0Skd6d0F5dXplUktRYzJwY1F2X2dGdV9tUUVmMF9fUl84TnFfTnFKTkQtcXhPenZTLWlQNEYwYlpLZ2xybnQ2QkEtYjdxM0JQeEFLenJLcTFFVVUwd1Y2S05CbTRhUC13MmhfbzBfX19t |
The drivers in Russia are a different type of awful. There's tons of road rage, horribly dangerous driving and insurance scammers, but it isn't an absolute clusterfuck like this.
On Asia, well it's not really an Asian thing so much as developing country thing. You'll see similar shit in most large cities in Africa, the Middle East and even parts of Latin America. Very densely populated cities, poorly run infrastructure and logistic services, police who are who too busy soliciting bribes and drivers who are either less well trained or not trained at all all lead to very hectic, very dangerous road conditions. | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZYnlTYjlDcEJtbFdNSnNjRXp0Wkx6Q2JQbW5xV3ZSSzlEbmo2eTZHN2Rqb0UzMTlNeGJ2eGV0aHBXVlVEU1ZuVWVQdVlvd0hCbDZKT1I4YmxPUHRvT1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGS3c1MzgtcUFQc3h2azRZWElDTmR6X2dMY3lBQ1doRkV1bnl2OHMtZlhhbXRaN3paQ2F1Z1l4ak1teU9QNUYyN3hyN2NCbjE4Tm5iTW5BU0pLYjhmNHhNRGlrYXBrM2xWd2ZMeE5yY3BNM1U2OTFHT2gxLVhmcUdWZWZyc1lMU2R0UER4LVlabjZydWNxRUlFdF9RWTZwaEhGN25QRFBkNEJXZVVUOEhHQzVhdnBVa3BMUXZtdkc3OFd2cHlyTnZf |
I don't think I know a single person who wasn't told to look both ways before you cross the street. This *one* dude had his shit together, let's not act like the Chinese are particularly good at avoiding being run over. | r/unfazed | comment | r/unfazed | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRFF3WUFTdGY0YVdYMVZJa3lNVjRhdURVQkhjY0tOeWtNSFppUE5IMWFRcXJWSVZ1Z2JPRW9GYVdtbmU2RjVlYWVmYm4zMmlyVXdrd2NKeGIyNFg1SXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNXpFUmRONjBtMUF6aVFwZVJTdzlsMmZDb2RCclpReUsxVXRJV3RiSzVkQ1N5clNlNDJPM0oxV2o3RDFHOFFnX0dIMEVybWF2R25JcnVhZTNzU2JUdVkydEcxeXZIcXpfY0luMnJjcHBUOUdkRXFFdEJFOHgyczdsMEpjT0hsWW5BSTZhaUpDWXNvQV9vSmtNTFI1dXBDQTBnWEFLUEtkWFJIcXVFX2E2aVJZOFJsVnJxTWVtNUpWQThLUXRvUXlH |
[clickfeed](https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/this-restaurant-is-cooking-watermelon-like-ham?utm_term=.np0VEN33E#.lmY5ob99o) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZbmFEV0JJV3NnX2VxOHBiYzlnb1c3NzFKdEhpM19hN3k0Z0o2UXY2NXFEZ29uRzBDYU9TdnFIb3JQZVRvbERHNUJGWXY4bnlULW00YUtGN0l0Zm5SZnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU1dnOG85TjNCblp6V1BtQ0VuUWNBNlQ0UEViUEhLWGhvVkIySTdmRFRaSGRyRWNVclYxNHl5S0dnLVlUWkFTWlJTa1FiZEZ1YUlzM0tCMEU4R3YyMEdCeWRWTTlpZ2JvZVNsVzZfVjQxVEE3UVdwanRUank1LVdJT0hLR1EyVmszMjZ6WjlIaFJEc2xtTG9PTFZrdDZCYzlmX0d2YmJDSklKOGtiY1NEWExPSzBtQXpHTWNVNmM5SVFvckZ0SFJSU2d2bTdxN01XX3lCVDV2cVctYTBldz09 |
Original quote:
When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is. | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZYkttaFAyWUFrUG5PSkJlMHNQUEE5ODRWLWloNTNab1dWY0xtQTQ4VFNmcG1XekV6ZjU5Y3BnRGF6SVhfcDJ4OUZNaUVULU14UnYzNFlXWEEyaHZ6Z1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGV0dhYnB0cWdiZzQzZzJSSXNWdFBfMVh0WjVQN1dSeTJpT09rTEVRS2lNWVNGVXQxcmo4WEpEOTZlbUt5czN6WThRS1JJRVFEbFc0aWtGRUhMVzNuYW9oakxaZzMtMnZyTmFYUWFLay1RMzVQWkJ3VlZ3bzVaOFhzWVNiZDlqTEhCMkxUX0Foekduci1ETXBidlFIcEVHLUpybFRwRU5NbWI1WWJ6UlMxMTVsOTllaDJuVzFwV0FhbGFMUFZXMHdF |
Very good | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUzRvVDk0MklnQVRZN1VScDB2WVVtM29xTjhjWXBSU2tyTG9ORkp2NlNBeXFhUTVET29zRmI1NlAxWXlkN0lYZUhrTzNFdlFwR2VIeGs0bDdjWUJiS2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU2xybWhpZzFOZzR0TEVEUDgwV3A1Mmd4Wmt0WkVjVnlNNk43V2RSeE5rcHZiSzktWVl6a2k4ejRrdFVnT3NlQzk3blBqYlROVXhlRVJOZUlZWnpnNmNKNzdWTHF3MFhQdGVOdk9CRDVxMW9IVHNOZ19faEd6bHVpY0VHSVpfanIyeGxzZ0drbG03SHZsSVZyNENqMUhEVVNXRWc1bGJqX0M0czI1Znp3TmxEd0VPWjJsZzNhU1B5cGEwOVhEcFNPR18zZjhKSWowZjhBMk50YVFrTHZnUT09 |
His gross chewing was super distracting. I just wanted him to stop and swallow whatever he was gnawing on that whole time. | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2018-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUU91NnpyWjBHemlEeHE2RG5FMWVTSC1ieEFCdTB3WVZ0V2JuSjF2TkxnMFVKYm5KUzBqbUVPXzFVRVFIQTBMckZuV012SGZRbC1QVk9qUFI0UVFtbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGR2szY0VZdFhCdzlPeTA0d0l2VWFWbjI0eGxJUjV2OWRfdU5mSkphTk5ST3czNl9BZEpRZndaSWE3Wl9INWZNUTVWZDNjOGlVZnJOU0h0YnNVeFR0WDhzbFFiMF94cnFqazcyeDZ4S2JRVTBaX3VLNTlub2RmWEJzcnVZNl9sV2o2c0tiOWJhRUZ1T252eDdoRmwxN1NuU28zS0Q4djFxTndvcnJ5MkFROVdTdlgyTzdmTnFob1JLTktFbzdZSVpn |
"Why do you do it hoot? 'Chew with you mouth open while talking?' I don't say nothing, just chew this here jerky. Cause they won't understand" | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2018-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQW1TLWNXZElBazhxbXU4ZlM4OUY5bXBWeEkwZksyWlBYelc4TTZLemhvczFnb3ZMWjRUekhmMzR2MEF3SlU0YnB3UWdSQ3BwTGJhT0RDc2pBbFZwSGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGemplNTR2Z2U2ZVhQdzhQcGljWFYzOXFEcFVVUHZyQWRPZnlIWW9uUnMzVDhOai1fWldYMG80cDNwLUdVUkpiRkRZVG1OVjlzYnhWb3BIZXJvUlpVMFJUcmVTWXhqVHVLUnJqVkpldTB5QVF6NFNDM19GbTljUkJjRFkwS3prVG9YbUlzU2xFOFRzemJHUmg4QzdaVXdQTnZIZXFMR1RNOWhlV0pNV09ScW80VTYzRVhZUHpWdG95TzN4SFdwTDhk |
I’m a simple man. I see a /r/Gangstanimals post, I upvote. | r/gangstanimals | comment | r/Gangstanimals | 2018-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZMVE1YTdsemxhN0JYNG9weGFWcnc3YU1ybUhoVUkyeVZISlVSRTF5UVgxaEZKVmRuRU9HZGxNS1JmZnBiYy1qa2M1eThIWTdCdFNJN05oNEZiNzNMLUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZDRKdkZfU1dsVjlBQ1pXNG5sS25ud2lPX1d2ajlaNU5HMk5vRjZfMlcxNW5yaHh3Z2VmUk1DRGNNQWtWUXVyZVZzOU83bTVnSXdVTU9Gb3hWc2I0VjlmWkN1anBUbjZhaGFIWUJlVTRfZ1I3d0gwcXdIemFBbEJFc2JGZ1NrWjdnWExLRm1NOE1wbWxQUTdWbXlueVZYd2xxMlVCTHc0ZGhNQUtGWUFmQmtpekdteTlTZmRMTXVuNTdDcmhDVGc1cHY4a2g3cWpacHM4cGEyUFpmclNBOUVZaUJic3RaenJkX2wwTGlyRjgyWT0= |
Thanks buddy, I hope it brought you happiness. My first home made Gangstanimal. | r/gangstanimals | comment | r/Gangstanimals | 2018-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUkFGTGNFODhnWExGY0hjLTBwVTNzaFFZSk5ma2JZbWRCeHMtTTNxQVdhX2g3V2FCX2M5MlVuSWVSRUpFcnI0ME1HdzJfbzVHTUxZNXEtQngtbXFiOWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQnZfS0Z3bE4xVDNsTGt0OXRtQWk3XzlwRjNERlJzRlJMT0lpRXdLOVVSdVhWSUdqb25seUk3aEJBdF9DazA5ZkVOcU5sSUxBNWI2TDVhTjhRYTN5M1lOQVEyR2o3dUNpQm1vMDAxb2RTQU5nOTFRZENLeWh1RmQwYVRTa2gtM0pCaXd3bDFMLVpHUUhGbWFyM093THJOSDR3dVE1c01ZWmZFbEZNc0h6T09VRmZpcXZwZWJ5b3JSdlMwZVpMZ3NrcDMxZUZlMlFMYzBFa0RsdDh5WEtJUjRTMURhdDZ4TGw5ZUJ3OWFxOF9aRT0= |
"You know what? I'm not even gonna use magic." Harry paused by the living room door, wand in hand. "That'd be
too easy."
The Dursleys sat back to back, tied to their chairs, their screams turned to mumble by the gags in their mouths.
"*Crucius*… I never got that. You say a word and they feel pain…" Harry approached. Slowly he brought the
chainsaw into view. "Where's the fun in that?"
Dudley's eyes widened and his grunts went up an octave.
Harry stopped. Smiled. Tapped the chainsaw on his free hand like a maestro counting the tempo before the show.
"Now… who wants to lose the first limb?" He turned to Vernon. "Vernon? How about I cut your –"
"WHAT THE FUCK, POTTER?"
Dumbledore stepped into the room from the fireplace, wand in hand, looking from Harry to the Dursleys.
"Dumbledore?"
"Jesus Christ I leave you alone for one summer and this!? What are you doing?"
Harry frowned. "I'm… murdering my abusers."
"No. No, no, no, you're not supposed to do that. I left you with the Dursleys for a reason! Why on Earth would
you want to torture and kill them!?"
"They're terrible people. They lock me in a closet and they starve me."
Dumbledore paused. "Oh. Shit. Really?"
"Yeah, really." Harry opened his arms. "You dropped me off with some serious psychopaths, dude."
"Shit… well, still, Harry – you can't kill them. That's not part of the plan."
"The plan?"
"Yes, the plan. Look…" Dumbledore paused. "There's a reason you're here. This house protects you. That's why
you have to stay with this family. There's a protective spell that will you keep you safe as long as you're here until
you are of age."
Harry frowned. "Couldn't I just stay at Hogwarts? Seems pretty safe there."
"No. No, you can't!"
"Why not?"
Dumbledore paused, as if unsure of the reason. Then he shook his head. "Cause you can't. Look, there's a whole plan, okay? There's a bunch of things you're supposed to do! You can't just kill the Dursleys. Come on, you got stuff to live for, man!"
"Like what?"
Dumbledore paused, thinking for a second. Then he snapped his fingers. "Ha! The Triwizard Tournament!"
"What?"
"In four years there's going to be this major Wizarding tournament at Hogwarts. You're gonna want to participate
on that, right? If you kill your family, you won't be able to!"
Harry scratches his chin. "… huh… wizarding tournament… that sounds fun actually…" He thought about it for a
second. "So like we do a bunch of spells and the best one wins?"
Dumbledore paused. "Kinda…" Then he completed, in a lower voice: "*There's also like a dragon you fight…*"
"EXCUSE ME?"
"*And like you dive into a lake to save a friend from dying too.*"
Harry's eyes widened.
"*… and there's also like a maze with terribly dangerous beasts.*"
"JESUS CHRIST IS THAT SAFE?"
"Not at all, students have died before, it's a whole issue."
"Why do you still do it then!?"
"Well, we can't just *not do* the tournament where underage students regularly die. That'd be crazy."
Harry shook his head. "Gotta tell you, Dumbledore, you're not making a very good case for yourself here."
"Okay, okay…" Dumbledore thought some more. "But there's more. There's… there's the plan! To defeat
Voldemort! I need you for it! The world needs you! You're the Chosen One."
Harry thought about this. "Okay… yeah, that seems fair. If I'm the Chosen One…"
"You are. You totally are!" Again, Dumbledore lowered his voice. "*Or maybe it's Neville Longbottom, we're not sure yet.*"
"What's that now?"
"Nothing. Nothing! It's totally you!"
Harry paused, then finally nodded. "Okay. If I'm the Chosen One I can't go around killing my family. I have to focus
on defeating Voldemort. What do I have to do?"
Dumbledore didn't reply.
"Dumbledore? What do I have to do to defeat Voldemort?"
"You… huh… die."
"Huh?'
"You like, have to die. You're gonna die. To defeat him."
"Jesus fuck, dude, like really!?"
"I'm like fairly certain you can come back."
"How certain!?"
"Like fifty percent. Seriously, it's a fair shot."
"What if I don’t? Do we both die?"
"Nah… just… you die and then he wins."
Harry didn't answer.
For a moment there was no sound in the room except for the Dursley's grunts and heavy breaths and the licking
of the fire behind Dumbledore.
Dumbledore cleared his throat. "… there's also like a secret chamber with a giant snake somewhere in the castle I'm gonna need you to help me find and stuff…and this, huh, like vicious criminal on the loose… but he might not be bad, we're not sure… and huh, this things called Dementors which suck your soul through your mouth and stuff but like only if you get really close, so that should be much of a –"
Harry dropped the chainsaw, pointed the wand and mumbled 'Avada Kedavra' before Dumbledore had time to finish
the sentence.
"Yo, Petunia," Harry said, as he untied his family, "I'll be in my closet. Holler when it's dinner time." | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2018-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZMGZLTkNxTXN3RzNBU3hDYndOUy12ZGF3Y1hiQTBXRTZZalU4YTR6Zm82b0JzUklsUmI3OFZ0WDgxN1RsczRzcVpaRm55ekVVbklmRTNtbVdTcXc5dGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLVhoZHVKY18td29adjFBZUN4dkVTcWNjT0YzSk1aYWJIOTllejUySVB1eXFVa2pJQjNFZTFhem93RkFxOTFHSUZkUEx2dlFVN3BfNEJ6VXZQcWoxek1DRmF6Y0I5eFBTX1FEYjM0UXIxQW5zT3pMNEt5Z1FtaUMtRmd6OHZsTGlUdVV5QzFOeTNnR2l1eG4xdjBpZnQ3c0dDYlZIdHNqSk9vUXh0QktKcjcwTXVINEpoNkhvZzdqaWxZZEdYTU52bS1wZlNyX2F0YVp1VlNxXzFmMnFBZz09 |
Does anyone have any ROI information on the vending machine business? I’m looking to get into it but have no idea what my returns would be. | r/vendingmachines | post | r/vendingmachines | 2018-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZWFNUZ0wxd2RCYW4zVThtQzF6U05hQXo1MVFsSjNMSE9ZNTl1NGsyVTFwbzhkSU5VRFItTFJzMi1pTWVqVFpUV1hsMDVJVkpSTmVZUGxpRHZvMlBFR0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMG9wQTZNX1VHa3lFQWdaQW9LOTZQVW5CMEk5WUhnREQ4SFJua3Rld1NFQmhuNm00NDJlT1FSWkRveVV5akR1aDRsRVZ5NGdQd3BNY05VS1dMVkd2OVFQcDdzeHBFWkNuY2hNSl8xRVREbzFQR1NjV25ZUWdsTzdvaHc4NzJBMDJpcjlSRUlXM1pxWmVsMUJ5WXNRYWItN1JtemJOeEFySE11RUVRWkdyTUV3a3E3UTl5UW9Yb2JtTkF5Mlh0NDFPeU1fbk1CYWJ0d1RNWkV2WElmOXh1dz09 |
I think that this concept has a lot going for it but currently we need traffic. I want this sub to really pop off and I think we should loosen up until it gets to point where we might need to go back. Right now it might be super hard to find more mischievous gibbons online so I’m suggesting that any gibbon content should be allowed but mischievous content is our main focus.
Honestly want to hear your opinions | r/mischievousgibbons | post | r/MischievousGibbons | 2018-08-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZMDlIYlNpRk9PQWloNzV0WmhrZDRzWk9nNlBrS18xREpiWU1EcUwwcTJCeVVPaWJZTlNqOTFtU1pwOV83ZGhnN2E2dUg5YmxEdzcwMHE2emNBclpsNFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdzE1SG1tR2hDeWdTeHNDQzl1ZWM2UUpXM3ZxRndoMkRpeVZYN0V6TFhGcklnQXNXN2VWMEVSY3I5aHhKcDduR0RtcEYyUlUwRnlYT3FEdmN6eVBveVFxRlhDQ09JZXFNUkNpMTBwbE54SFZ1ajd0eVBOOTRmQmhPLVowWl9NV2pWVk1CSWJOWDg5anAtaHl3X01Ec3F3RFJJeEk5N0RRM1FMX2tRMVdxbTRCMkhyRnBHeGR5SHFXb250NXlXLWxI |
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**Genesis 38**
**In Which Judah’s Son Proves to Be a Total Jerk-Off**
Many years after Joseph was sold to slavers for a bit of spare change (don’t worry, we’ll get back to him in the next chapter), his brother Judah had three sons that were all quite honestly disappointing little shits. The eldest, Er, was a conman and a thief, just as likely to steal the life savings from a grandmother as he was to steal her life. His middle son, Onan, was a lazy good-for-nothing who spent more time complaining than he did eating and sleeping, which, knowing him, was saying something. Judah’s youngest son, Shelah, was woefully incompetent, unable to follow directions or perform even the simplest task without somehow fucking the whole thing up.
Judah, faced with the humiliation of having his legacy and estate ruined by the three dunces he had somehow sired, decided the only solution was to quickly procure a wife for Er who could hopefully whip him into shape and turn him into a respectable man. With any luck, the two others would follow suit.
It would have been the perfect plan, if not for Er’s unfortunate tendency to value money over any sort of normal human decency.
“I’ve set you up with this wonderful woman,” Judah would say. “She’s kind, beautiful, and comes from a prestigious family.”
“What type of life insurance does she have?” Er would ask.
“For the last time,” Judah would say. “I’m not finding you a wife just so you can murder her and collect her inheritance.”
“What if I murder her just a little bit?”
And so on, to the point of nauseum. If she wasn’t rich, Er wasn’t interested. If she was rich, Er immediately began sharpening his knives.
Judah had begun to give up hope when he ran into a woman named Tamar. Or rather, Tamar ran into him as she was thrown through a bar room window during a particularly rambunctious altercation. After Tamar helped Judah up and turned to jump back into the fray, Judah stopped her and bluntly asked whether she would consider being the wife of his son.
Tamar paused, and considered the offer while calmly picking bits of glass from her skin. “Why me?”
“I’ll be honest,” said Judah. “My son Er is going to try to off you sooner or later into the marriage. But I have a feeling he’s not going to find that to be so easy.”
Tamar nodded. She had no plans on being murdered anytime soon, especially by some little punk-ass runt. “What’s in it for me?” she asked.
“Whatever you need,” said Judah. “Money, fame, my family doesn’t exactly want for much.”
“A child,” said Tamar.
“Done. We can pick one up off the street after the wedding.”
“One of my own,” said Tamar. “Men usually find me too intimidating to get close.”
Judah cringed. “I can’t say I have high hopes for anything that comes from my sons’ genetics. The thought of a mini-Er running around is frightening, to say the least.”
“Take it or leave it,” said Tamar.
Judah sighed. It was a risk, but hopefully a woman like Tamar would set Er straight, including any hellspawn he happened to produce.
“Deal,” said Judah.
---
A month after the wedding, Er was dead.
“What happened?” asked Judah upon hearing the news. “You didn’t kill him yourself, did you?”
“I sure as hell thought about it,” said Tamar. “He was always going off to rob the houses around the block and I warned him it would bite him in the ass. And sure enough…”
“He got caught?”
“No, the neighbor’s rottweiler bit him in the ass. And the leg. And head. Multiple times. They found one of his arms a few houses over.”
“Ah.”
Tamar shrugged. “No skin off my back, so to speak. I can’t say I was particularly fond of him. No offence.”
“I can’t say I was particularly fond of him myself,” said Judah. “So, I guess this means goodbye, then. What do you say in a situation like this? Have a nice life?”
“Not so fast,” said Tamar. “What about your end of the bargain?”
“Excuse me?”
“You promised me a child if I married your son. In the month we were married, Er was more concerned with scheming than conceiving.”
Judah scratched his beard. “Well, it’s not exactly my fault if Er couldn’t do the deed. It’s not like *I’m* going to sleep with you.”
“You’ve got another son, don’t you? Ohman?”
“Onan,” said Judah. “And if I wasn’t pleased with the idea of Er spawning a child, I’m doubly against the idea of Onan doing it. Plus, I can’t say he’s shown much interest in women. Now, if you were a hamburger, that might be another story.”
“One way or another I’m going to get my kid,” said Tamar. “Worse comes to worst, I’ll just cut off the balls of everyone in your family and find a way to get *some* use out of them.”
Judah gulped. “I’ll talk to Onan.”
---
“Yes...yes...YES! Wait, what the fuck are you doing?”
Tamar leaned up in bed as Onan quickly jumped off his feet and crouched in the corner, his hand shaking rhythmically.
“Are you...masturbating?!” said Tamar. “Um, hot naked chick, right here. Literally in the middle of sex with you. You weren’t even doing that bad, there’s no need to-”
“This is boring,” said Onan. “And it’s taking too long. Just going to finish up and call it a night.”
“Don’t just waste it on the floor, you idiot!”
But it was too late. Spent, Onan flopped back into bed and promptly began snoring.
“I can’t say Judah didn’t warn me,” said Tamar.
---
“I can’t say I didn’t warn you,” said Judah. “My sons are losers, they haven’t accomplished anything great in life, I’m not surprised this isn’t any different.”
“You still owe me a child,” said Tamar.
Judah threw his hands into the air. “And if I could conjure one out of thin air, I would! Look, what exactly do you want me to do? Keep trying with Onan. Maybe he’ll eventually be too lazy to pull out at some point and you’ll get lucky.”
“That could take months, for all I know,” said Tamar.
“Well, then I suggest you get started.”
---
A week later, Onan was dead.
“Tamar,” said Judah. “I’m not saying it’s your fault-”
“It’s not.”
“But I can’t help but notice that my sons have an uncanny propensity towards death when they’re around you.”
“I wasn’t even there when he died,” said Tamar. “He was out jacking off by himself.”
“I would hope you’re being metaphorical, but knowing him, I’ve got a bad feeling you aren’t.”
“The report said he was peeping into the neighbor's’ window.”
“That idiot,” said Judah. “And I suppose he got caught and beaten to a pulp?”
“No, the neighbor ran out to confront him and Onan got ran over by an ox caravan as he ran away.”
Judah grimaced. “Horrible way to go.”
“Oh, that’s not what killed him,” said Tamar. “He was still alive when the paramedics found him. They tried to get him stabilized, but couldn’t get any work done due to the fact that he was still jacking-off too much.”
“And that’s how he died?”
“Not exactly. The paramedics were apparently so disgusted that they just left him on the side of the road. He stumbled around looking for help when he was torn to shreds by the neighbor’s rottweiler.”
“I really should apologize to that man,” said Judah. “Can’t be healthy to keep feeding his dog human food.”
“You should apologize to me!” said Tamar. “Now I’m going to have to make due with your third son.”
“I can’t allow that,” said Judah.
“Give me one good reason why not!” said Tamar.
“Shelah is eight years old.”
“Ok, that’s a pretty good reason.”
“But I’ll tell you what, you wait around here for a while, and when Shelah is old enough, you can go ahead and try again.”
“You’re not just hoping I’m going to forget, are you?”
“Absolutely not,” Judah lied.
---
Years passed.
As promised, Tamar hung around Judah’s estate, helping out when needed. Shelah, as one does, grew older, which was surprisingly about the only achievement he managed during that time. Tamar had half expected he would manage to fuck that up as well.
And yet, still time passed. After Shelah had grown old enough, Tamar began asking Judah when she could spend some...quality time...with him, and Judah would always have some quick excuse on hand.
“Not right now, he needs to focus on taking his carpentry exam.”
“Sorry, we’re taking him to this hospital to get his hand reattached.”
“He can’t, he’s too depressed about failing his carpentry exam.”
And so on, and so on.
Tamar began to have a sneaking suspicion that she wouldn’t be seeing much of Shelah if Judah could help it. It wasn’t *her* fault that his two other sons were abnormal idiots who were apparently magnetically attracted to vicious attack dogs. It was time to take matters into her own hands.
One day, as Judah was out visiting his flocks, Tamar wrapped herself in a ratty gown and followed him. After seeing where he would be spending the day, she carefully situated herself by the side of the road so that he would easily see her on his way back.
About three hours into sitting by the side of the road, she started to think it would have been much more reasonable to have waited a bit closer to home where she would have something to do in the meantime.
Just as she was about to give up and try a different day, Judah appeared, apparently a bit tipsy. It seemed he hadn’t been just dealing with his sheep all day. He jumped when he saw her, not accustomed to robed women randomly sitting on the side of a dusty county road.
“Who’re you?” he slurred.
“Just a lowly woman trying to make some money any way she can,” Tamar said demurely.
He looked her up and down. “You’re dirty.”
“More than you even know.”
“I’ll give you a goat if you let me fuck your brains out.”
*Ever the charmer*, thought Tamar. “Perhaps that can be arranged,” she said. “But how do I know you’ll actually give me the goat? What’s to stop you from running away the moment you’re finished?”
“Um…” His brain hadn’t gotten that far yet.
Tamar snapped her fingers. “I’ve got a *perfect* idea. Let me hold your signet.”
“Is that a euphemism?”
“No. Let me borrow your seal and I’ll return it when I get my payment.”
Judah removed his signet and handed it to her.
“Now give me your golden bracelet,” said Tamar.
“Is *that* a euphemism?”
“How would that even-no, I mean your actual bracelet. You’ll get it back with the signet.”
Judah removed his bracelet and handed it to her as well.
“Finally, I want to get my hands on your staff,” said Tamar.
“Ok, that one has *got* to be a euphemism!”
“It is,” said Tamar. “But I still want your actual staff too.”
Judah reluctantly handed over his favorite wooden staff. “Can we bang now? I promise, you’ll get your payment soon.”
“Oh, I have no doubt about that,” said Tamar.
---
The next morning, Judah asked his friend Hirah to go bring a goat over to the mysterious road prostitute.
“Road prostitute?” asked Hirah.
“Yes, she lives by the side of the road.”
“That can’t be hygienic.”
“I didn’t ask for your opinion,” snapped Judah. “Just bring her the goat and get my stuff back.”
“Question,” said Hirah. “How will I know who she is?”
“Have you seen any other road prostitutes in this area?”
“No, but I didn’t even know that was a thing until right now! How would I even tell? Maybe I’ve just been passing by road prostitutes all year without even realizing it.”
“You haven’t.”
“So now you’re the foremost expert on road prostitutes are you?” said Hirah.
“Hirah!”
“Fine, fine,” said Hirah, looking intently at every merchant and vendor he passed as he left.
After some time, Hirah returned looking rather upset.
“Did you find her?” asked Judah.
“Well,” said Hirah. “Sure enough, when I got to the area you described, there was a woman sitting on the ground on top of a blanket.”
“And?”
“And I asked her if she was a prostitute.”
*“And?”*
“And then she hit me really hard.”
“Were there any other women around?”
“Oh sure,” said Hirah. “Tons. They hit me really hard too. Then the cops showed up.”
“Hmm. Possibly not the best avenue for finding her. Where’s the goat?”
“With the cops. They wanted it for questioning.”
“Not you?”
“Well, I’d been asking enough questions.”
“This is getting us nowhere,” said Judah. “Hey fellows!” He called out to another group of townsfolk passing by. “You see a road prostitute in these parts?”
The men looked at each other then shouted back. “What the fuck is a road prostitute?”
“You know, like a prostitute who lives by the side of the road!”
“That can’t be hygienic!” yelled the men. “Besides, no prostitutes in these parts. They’ve been banned for years! We’re a bit more *refined* than that.” And with that, the men turned to go off and fuck some sheep.
“This could be a problem,” said Judah. “I really liked that staff.”
---
Perhaps it was due to his lingering resentment over what happened that he reacted a tiny bit more rashly than he usually would when he was informed, three months later, that Tamar was pregnant from a random stranger.
“Burn her!” he screamed.
Okay, so perhaps ‘a tiny bit’ is an understatement.
“You can’t just *burn me* because you feel like it!” said Tamar.
“You’ve disgraced the memory of my sons!” said Judah.
“Your sons disgraced the memory of your sons!” said Tamar. “The townsfolk will never stand for this!”
A neighbor leaned out of his window. “Hey, did I hear there’s a burning going on?”
“Oh!” said another neighbor. “Don’t go off and burn someone without us!”
A group of schoolchildren chimed in, “Hooray! Another burning!”
“Ok, maybe the townsfolk *will* stand for this,” said Tamar.
By this point a fairly large group had gathered, with word of a burning spreading fast. Someone had begun passing out cotton candy.
“But wait!” said Tamar. “Don’t you want to know who the father is?”
“I don’t think it really matters at this point,” said Judah.
“But if you knew, then you could burn *him* too.”
The townsfolk considered this. No one was going to say ‘no’ to a second burning.
“Fine then, who was he?” asked Judah.
“Go get the satchel under my bed,” said Tamar.
A young boy was quickly sent to retrieve it. He returned carrying a fairly large sack.
“Hurry then, what’s in it?” said Judah. “Let’s get this barbeque on the road.”
The boy pulled out a small signet. “Why, it’s your signet, Judah!”
“I lost that months ago!” said Judah. “Tamar must have stolen it. Next!”
Next, the boy pulled out a golden bracelet. “Judah! Isn’t this your bracelet?”
“Tamar, that sneaky wench! I can’t believe she stole that too!”
Finally, the boy pulled out a long wooden staff. “It says ‘Property of Judah’ on it!”
“Inconceivable!” said Judah. “I’ve been searching for all of those items ever since I gave them to that mysterious road prost-”
Judah paled.
“On second thought,” said Judah. “Maybe we shouldn’t do a burning today.”
The crowd groaned.
“Yup, think I just felt a raindrop anyway,” said Judah. “Pack it up!”
Slowly, the crowd dispersed to find someone else to burn. Now that they thought about it, there was that one guy whose dog kept eating everyone…
“So…” said Judah, untying Tamar. “Perhaps it’s best if we keep this on the down low.”
“I wasn’t even going to say anything until you went all pyromaniac on me,” said Tamar. “Either way, I’ve got what I wanted. See no need to stick around this wacko place.”
“That’s fine with me,” said Judah. He turned to her as she began to leave. “I guess you still never got that goat I owed you, huh?”
“Eh,” said Tamar. “Who needs an old goat when you have a kid?” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-08-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUTNjbFpIX0hKbGVYTkFDVWczUm1ud3Y3QVFuc0pfUEtaUGJJdG4tcXhJUUMyUnJjeUdVazNuZE8wVy0ySGZSWGJoV2dVTjdSdEk2ZkhrakdWZHUyU1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRjdDaXIwSE83Q2Z6WjhYRjVVWS1UY2tNNE5QZkNFYjdDVzhqM3ZHN1ltOGgtMzRzQmJoMVdUT29XVndMUXRyUFBUX0NEdzVWdVVzWkRlMExCRk1kTk0tVXFSMk95SFYybFRpNm1ueUs1SUdYa1JGWjJKQkVTZkN0NWo3RlRITWhSeXRuOFF6TDNLT1Y0b3Y3dVVNNjEtdjVxb2N4eGMxNnNEaGZTTktWNmdoYlJ0WFh1WEttWG1IZHZCelRWMXUwSEJRRjdtcU5RMG5SOGhNWWlQSzV4Zz09 |
People can't live alone, so it's worth wondering. I'm thinking the society would have these qualities:
1. Located near abundant source of fresh water far away from the tropics & coasts
2. Entirely self-sufficient, dense plant-based agriculture, dwellings/tools/water purifiers/air filters?/anything else needed to survive made within the community with local materials
3. Non-hierarchical structure (human brain capacity is going to collapse drastically, can't have a system where one guy can destroy everything)
4. Non-capitalist, no money, no desire for eternal growth
5. Small, isolated & insular, with strong system of self-defense (don't know how this would jive with the non-hierarchical bit)
6. Knowledge so systematized and simplified that these practices and principles are easily passed on | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-08-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZV0lvUGppdW1yd09hODJScnFrLV9DTkNUaEd3cHgwRVIwZVlhRVRsZE9UbDYwVzJ0b3J0bG5QYjZlY0hVME5EX0ZGV2ExdFJaaGpaSC1UZWUyRnJxTlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRGpuTjdkRGsxOHotMHBuTkExSmJuTGhEc294RTlEckItUnllRFhCeGVReVdqZEpFZnR5Q3N2OXZlVlZUM09ZdE1Uemd4MG5MYmdyT1hoM2pLNHR6MjhHVGVKNHJsTVZ4WERMaVpTd2tFeGJOOGI1QzZ6MGFOcy1Ib0lfc3FrSnY3TW96TEh0aENUYkRHQk9xSVRELXc3MXBPUzdaSTN6WnEtaGpKQVo3OXlpSHdIeEhPUnRzYVhfMk9OcnJjRlZNaUZER19PODdldm5seXhoY2RzOEsyUT09 |
So i went and read the whole 193 chapters on github. What do i do after this? | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2018-08-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZS0cyUURfYTZuS1hpOVpJanpnQlN4WWRCaU0xeGlmWlUxYzhXOUhaOURSMjVuaGJTM0V6WWpMTWRMbWFMLU55bFZrSVNJVEtqNWJxbXNPSnV1MGtFTWdsZEZzYmlVVGNvSnBSNkVXTkxiNGM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNXV6NXYwcWtyRkdxUTJxSC1USUxITzBmNnY4ZzVoUUhNVzVPellaY2JWTWNnYXQyVUMxdVU1dGk1b0VnZGZqTENhMUlKaTVSSDFjcVlIcHQ5T1lHUlU4VVNNMlgzXzREdHYtbEdFSGFSZzAzU1lQNk5MV3ZRSDhVckZ6aE9yT3JkR0ZSUEdBQXdka2pYeXpyWFFxQWRmZVVXdTZXMWVRZmlBZVBDd1l6RGxmMjc5ZHhIc2paTVRqaFhwTGQ3VDJ3 |
It seems like the Idea Channel Footnotes website has gone? Does anybody know why? | r/pbsideachannel | post | r/pbsideachannel | 2018-08-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZRXp2bVc5MVhaMVJlM1NfaTNubDRPdEc5TVdYbjh6NzZrNk1DcXlZOFpTejNIY3Y2VndXdEJVRFlQNGFiU25SRTZFLW5JQ0p0ejUtR0QzOE91RVhtZ3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRlJBaDBmclA0RDlPazJsSUF0Qy1BMG53cEJocndJQnQ2aFV6azlvcHdjQWdFN0dhbWlEeEVoWmVieTM5WmVkaUZQT3Z3NFlXNFhBbVJaTFJGd3VWLUF0Q3lBYXhtRHBvNGp1MTNCdXllTWtnWnJqWENOT3FTYlJjZy1xRWFTSzRfV2NJT0NnUkU4TkZMUHA4dkhkV20tTzlEZWl1WnlwZ1IzU0xpUElrYW5VPQ== |
He sticks out one foot forward when he bows! That's so cute!! | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-08-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZZ29SX0dqbUIxY1JRYU9vdEEyRTVycnlSQ1QyRi1sejJXeklYSEFuUmJqaVZzOE4xQThaSmt4N2tZbGVSamxWOURaNXlYMXhudEdBbnlYS2w5N3JrakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZW5kV2pTVTZDSWliSEU0QVJiVVhZYjZuWU1zaUZxMmluaTJYT1NJRUU3Y1lSdEJmNjNQbEtZWklLSkx2TXJ1LUtucUxwbWNialBMQVVXUWJPR3ctSDBwOTJTNEhfYmtyX2RqS2JwVzNwYVpPZTVzcnRCa2NxUkVDN1lzdmZzTkZMMDc5TEZvUGRucFVHQjhRYnhNUmZMMDlhc2djaHFPd3RMLVEwejB3Sm5leDJndkVCdk5MSmNNWEdKSV9rcllZUEVZaE02REczMXdySXZ2ZjFlOXdMQT09 |
Hello! I am an editor with Enterprise Mobility Exchange.
I am writing an article about Unified Endpoint Management. Has your enterprise implemented it yet? Do you have plans to use UEM in the future? Why or why not?
Feel free to email me at steven at enterprisemobilityexchange dot com with your answers. | r/cio | post | r/CIO | 2018-08-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZcUVrcVpsMEZOSm9fMllfY2VXTTZkdWR1N2ZENGpXcUQtTmZ0Rm5iZkZleXlKamFveDlkNmIyTDJDYkVpX3JHSnNkSTBEbGxMX0FhQkMyX2pYeVd4NHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGYVJaTzNnQlF4bjJ3UlRvN21ldFBQX05Bb0xOTzhWZDQwbXhJVUFBM0ZfZ2I0TU41X3ZpdnFVTVJZbmk1VzI0bnVYeFdnSHVqcEVZTjR1NWh6dDZvbkd4RlpCNWtTZWVuSXNvMHJVLUpya0NGQmgtdmd1MXB5NGNHYmhONk00SmU5ZkViQk9BeFZrblZKd0l5TERBZFJ5c1IzT2d1LUlwUzBWbE1sdkdIRF8wUk1sUENlSGpXSnBOd0hRbUJNang5 |
[Buzzhole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/kelsey-grammer-pasta?origin=nofil&utm_term=.gupgXd0P7W#.gmmLKvxVRN) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNzJhZ3Yyb3NEUzhnN2xVX3B5Z3ZzNTlzMGJRcHlrRVpJTnFEUV9PV2M1bXBKckVrS1pWVlZTemZ5QXRKcnFDaFNiRjFuaXVuZ293cUNaRHI1ZzJOTEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWE45a3BCTFYyMVJtVU41dXNDaG9IeFJEbjZoaWxKOEZIckF5SnBYZWFtOURzNXJSSC1XWG5FdGNrUXhiVUxxMlZXTEYxVmtUNERZbHc2dWFDblc3emJJTGEzWTR4VFY0RU84NU9Nek5ES2hxTHFPbDl2WDBEd2U3elhWRHpQbFFEZ2Y4WmtySmpwUUowcG1Yam9Gc0hEZERZTF9ZODd3TTk5V2FVNUNTVlFvMldPUmhDQWRWN2tLSmpSay02LU9oWjNYTWhEeXVwRmhxajdYc1lJOFI2UT09 |
In an effort to make it easier to know what is and is not allowed in this subreddit, I have created an expanded allowed/not allowed list that will hopefully make things clearer for everyone, since the list before left some things open for interpretation.
You can find the list [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgiveaways/wiki/index)
Please feel free to leave any questions/comments below. | r/pcgiveaways | post | r/pcgiveaways | 2018-08-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZblplNzJ6LVk5Yll6eGR2VkhBczM4VzF5eXFoMHJnME1UZE1tSkcteVZkN1NmYUZpNElCVEJCTFFJT1R0ODhIR1lWNmU4N0NLbnBTQ3ROa2pUMWs3MVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbWNhajhKbUNVMG1EUmFuRDZ0YWRiUndPQUJHcFhzQkdJbzJqSWRLZWVaVXg1eklSaVVUbm8tQmpLQm9oZV9oV2ZHemNFbm1GX3paamc5ejNNSHhrdk1yWjQ3OFdGOTZxNVptUzVGS1B6Y21uaUUxZHBVcGN6cF8wazZ3a0NUMjJSOUhMcl9zaDR5eFNrVThEZHJKTTYwYXh5OURRT0hLdmE4UElwMnJqSGxxSTl0ZzlaTjdETXFGUzh6UnB2WlJW |
There’s no way some of those pans were done legitimately, especially ones that show recent releases. | r/muaconspiracy | post | r/muaconspiracy | 2018-08-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZVXlIUG9iVlQzVHBKU0dueG1wR203dmU3N200QU1OZ010UjJ2TG1Uc29WSEg1WDM2WlB6S0dDbVFERXBLV1EtRS03R2w1eXpncDBKWFZ6b0lYTjg4QVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUWZJbzlIR0xnLXBRSW5laVh0ajVKazVBNGU5ZW9RbjZNYWtwUWRCcFZWaER1S3RLMEZIYjRSd2VQSDR6UHVPM21ORVVUaTZ6ZGt5THdqVDFLZmxwa3gtNkZJbENpb3Q2Z0JiOUl5V1lXRHZoNTkzclc1ajlPRW91T0JHRzFrcFI1U192Z1RtaHZ2V2VuTzNmZEw5eGJ1QU5EWHBmMS1HSzRWckk3RC1HZU1rSmhhMG9lcE5QdTUtZnZHcmQyRFBDeU5MTGprMWFlUXFIZzlsd2dtNUFtdz09 |
I'm trying to find more information on this vending machine. I picked up three of them from a Facebook sale thinking I'd toss some candy or something in them for when the kid's visit. They've got rectangular columns that you'd load up with goodies but I can't figure out what. Maybe the 1" eggs? There aren't any manufacturer labels on them, just the National Federation of the Blind sticker with a vendor expiration date of 12/31/1996. Someone said "Hey! Check on Reddit" so I figured what the hell.
https://preview.redd.it/x3ki5875nag11.jpg?width=2620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6941ce74bf44be3c888ba1157b6f8202262c4392 | r/vendingmachines | post | r/vendingmachines | 2018-08-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZVXpCYWlJSmVWSG9fZGZyem9VcVA4M0JxNGtPRmNVUy02WUtzeXFocndObjZucDBqZ3QxbnF2Zk9ybmJ5dWQ0dUhrOGV1QWZaZEo2bjlsbUJFZGloTmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd3BsSl9iYWsxWndXcTZ5dFU3WFJqQ0FxVUxSbjdKa2hoaFJzR1F2M3c3SDVWTjJwTXFDUjZFVnhIQVZyNzgzZ2VwdFhXcE1TSi1YbW5rWnV4dFI2WEhHV0cxend3NjVfbWpZbXBkTXhRRm80Um45Q0F3Sm9yUGdIalljdlVySDdWS2xNUkFPWVdOSGdkaWtMblYxV3BEcFlfczFuZlZHemotYzJBR0NuY0JVPQ== |
[fuckhole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/joe-jonas-on-a-friggen-scooter?utm_term=.dtG1W3mKN#.rrGz4maPA) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZVGRFSWpfNFJrNXZYZ2ZJN3pHOE9LdHA0WFc4bTFRT0NpSDFUQXV2MU01VzQzd21RWlBJMXVYcHZQQm9iakVjamVmRUVnVFQ5ZnI5Ym5zR1Z2WlBFZXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVDlfNmJBZGxaYTA3T1M3aEhiTTQ5UW9LYXhMQ2FZU012b2Y5djBiM1pFOUpNM040Ylg1UGctc3V4LWdyM3M1UDhlbmlfVEZ5U2F3RGU1aHpjZ0NnZG1sa2RhVHZJU3FLTlFoNG5TU3ZVdEpiSTdxdzk0ZXVYZTQtMGVCVDBnZzRGdHVfdGYwLURYdlY1cFBDWVNjY3BpOUdQcVJFRHRoaHdOMmhIalpTQ3l2V2hFb0xTdkZjRlNTLUUtWVFCV2gwOTUzcTRYaFl4V1lkb3NXcVhaNncyQT09 |
Please hurry up by the way, this place isn't much suited to my tastes. | r/thirdworldproblems | post | r/thirdworldproblems | 2018-08-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZTE5xX2YxMkRLdWR2YWcxSlJqcWc4U0Y0bnVpd3pXdnFaSHRvNkpHMjNHQVpIemIzdWdrZnlzaUFqeFFoOV9mZzlvYnZ5UWRnNm03QUc1c1o3alRwX0JKMTVQTnM4eXVwU090R241R1YzbzA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVW1VVlZsRDBvV2pSQnN2Rm1wZnRUR21GRUdhRVFHSU1tZXJlbVQzcFhObDJCbTNzUmRyVzM1aVV3ZlJJSUVOSmJqMmRmSUJNMF9aS1R3TUN3djBBVEFrYkdjbVl6YVpHWGd4dHNpY1JrLWtWZTdYS3ZOenNpN1NtM1VMRXpYSmJGMC1jQVRFWnlHN215aXdXckIyU2FZNHNfQlpzTVpHUHdoS0xqOUYwWTZETmxnc0VhTTVBMXNrZV9lNndXNW4yU2lZVk9mTUxnVUVRbkhkbXlFVmhzUT09 |
Find your passion. If you don't what it is yet, start by creating hobbies on everything that interests you. You'll know when you find it. After that, start working on it and make it your way of living. | r/projectenrichment | comment | r/ProjectEnrichment | 2018-08-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZR1VRWmJtVjVNSldlTnFfaGlpMWNZdlFxTFh1djFqWjMtc2VJd2hVQkItZzExbXp1ekhnbkdYSVJaeUxMU0xSc2lWaTctc2xqbXlSaHMzbVFIQkQweUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMEpEaXFjUTJ6ZmJtT2Q2TTBBNHV3ekZpeV9QVnNoWWtjcDZEcVpqZHk0UXFzSlg1c0dVMkhSNFprMkRQY0liMndOdlVUQjFZSW9oNnYwOEJSY0ttQmRCeFdWbkItVGtQRmFia010b1RCTWFLbG9OeTMtdHZabXozRkxBR0p2NFhjM0ZqWEJxZkZReFc1b093S3NlWXBDX3lCQWhhbEFMS3VSZVE3VnljZnVQM0dwMGlBZWUwdnlzZTdXblpHNk1E |
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https://www.deviantart.com/cryptid-creations/art/Daily-Paint-2095-Litter-of-Kittens-759800863 | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2018-08-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZZEFWQTE5dTlaVXJkdmxXWU83V0xxNjBiV0lIUWxyTE94bWc5a3RRMndQeHJsMmVnRXVLTjdndjcxeGUyeThQOEoxYnFrZXBoc3MtYk5OZU5mbXA3UkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGM3BSTXVySEtoQk5tUDJSQW9wQWtyRzZvVVVnR1ZXR0tyRkF4OFliaVJ3cHcxUjlHeFY0bXI3c3hfQTlYdlQ3Zl9HWDkzLVduVmR6WEttV09aMWRoVGtsQmJEcnBrcmk4T21oWXpMb202RF9IejFuS0lxTDFiVjdJVDZzaHZfWURqR1hlZno1aVQ5Z2NzVXQ4N3RYb0pMZG9YY2Vla1d4NC04YmtyUXhrYnAxNzJjcFN5UnZhWExJa3I1ajVsWnBiRTl0WE16ZnNmWElyVjdxenNMdnpUZz09 |
[blickcole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/is-it-just-me-or-does-dr-phil-look-cool-as-heck-h?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbff&ref=bffbbff&utm_term=.awjy5nWqx#.iuMJx2A19) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZb3J0X2JxcWRRbTJ0WWV1Z0pmN2dwb2dpa3dmd0lJay16UzNhYzNVX3U2cmg3LVhmUU5OcVI1WmpsWlpqcFlsYjhXTkg4Vm0zeUhRQ1lld2hsOEMzRUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbW1Ob2V6NVFBbTZEVE1nNXF2SmJrT040R01IWEVzcWZmTFlzUmxpUnliMWJRazFxRHZTRlBKNWRuNWUwclZ3ODhjZk1WTHN2Z3ROVk9mTENraloyQll0WWpNY2huZUxXNUxxSVBEQXU3ZUw3UllSa0RqMWtFbTdKNkdUa1pHTkpyVU90eHgwcHdnSS1WUFQ5Y0stVFJLZnNmV2pjaXhtNDRhOW9RaDlYNUl0aFdVNlBCdEFUOUxrcU81WmoxRFcyLXJjOElJQ2RCbjQzdWRnWjhyTzBNdz09 |
Wouldn't a treated pedophile be less dangerous than a pedophile who's in hiding? | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZMUFrbklxNnN3QjdzdVk3Wk51bDhmdVdyVDFCd0JCM2NQZ2JvY3gxXzNjZkVlU21DcDJiVmdrUEtWenBTbVo0ajlrQ01VMFFVdE9oU3NzMk85NmpFNlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGaU5GQVRRenktN1NBSHRwMVZBcHpwd01YU0Y1U2ttTzBHaUR6aFladEFWZHlsN05QbHRIZnlvZzhUWHhxZTFLRndmQ3BGRVN4SWlnRDdReEs5VEgzck9Ub1BuQk9YSXBMWVpVeDZPVmFWVjNReExYd3JlMDl1d3pUcHlER0l5UUZxNGNNYnJGQWNQS0ZaWU1pR2xvXzlUbEFzM0MtMDIwUkZxMjRJR2VJWlk1YUlUeVlDN0VrS0xKRWhTdHpJc1d1UlB1eGpRTEswNFhVazlMaWctVGdidz09 |
Hi, I have just registered on Auth, but the activation key is invalid. What can I do? | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-08-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNlhOUmF2ZlNoWVJHV2xkajk0ZGZLcm9vZGF0QUxwdTh1S1ZIY0pRU3p0Q2tubF9NX0duX0RrNFBoYVBTajhGb3AxOXg5QlhJenVYZnpGUmpmdmVOcVVVajN1SVlEUVV2QUdkVGF4cFVTdms9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGczBwa3NIR0pPOFVCZ1gzWks5c2t3cEt1RHhxbTJtVXpXMFV5WnV3RXRtVFU0cHVES01iVTRVOXZRV2tVWGZlUVBqYmc4bzRNSFhqbVRTSkZMRFZCYThuWmdNdHNaT0NZMnFDYmwyZXBQd3M4QnMzaWNhaGhUYjFKNTlXdk12OHlieGRkZDVNb2hmSHJSQzBhckhCSzJKY1JWaktyUUI4c0c5NWRvNXJ1YWVZPQ== |
Just applied to Dreddit and I'm just saying g'day to everyone.
Im keen to play with some other redditors and have an all-round good time.
EVE Name: Jizzram Khurelem | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-08-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUEVCeE1vRW9sMWhUZElmdzhqYkZiM0tPVjY2a3BLa1RGTTVhRUpSa3FNaThCcVVhbEhrWW9Ib0JxRlQ1bjNZTXZzR3N1ZVRlZ2MwSUdyOWNzUUpSbmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUU9wSmhhNmFMY2xBZ0RabkVyTzFSWU9YMXh1dWI3d3hELUF6LUJZOW5zbUx3YjlueE1XNEdGc3UwNTI4dkpNQWdTN296eWZNWFVHZHhuYmJVQmtZbXVsbEZLVjNpRV9mLWZwMWIzQnpkQkxpNkJzOHZ4LU5hZjVRNnNBSC1yUHFfRWgzbllLNl93Q3gzUzRoWWZYRXh3PT0= |
[PDF Link](https://thebiblev2.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/genesis-39.pdf)
**Genesis 39**
**In Which Joseph Becomes the Number One Guy**
“Egypt! Land of adventure! Mecca of mystery! Filled to the brim with travelers and ruffians alike, everyone hoping to snatch a bit of that Luxor luxury for themselves!”
The man, pole-thin and gangly, bit into his cigar and pointed his cane at the person behind him. “Can you feel it, kid? Can you feel that sense of Egyptian freedom flowing through your red-hot veins?”
Joseph eyed the bars of the cage he was currently confined in. “Freedom wasn’t exactly the word I was going to use.”
“Eh, don’t worry about the temporary travel lodging. You’ll get a chance to stretch your legs when we get to my place. Just you wait kid, I’ve got the best of the best, it’s like living in a paradise. Beds so soft you practically get stuck in em’.”
“That actually sounds kind of nice. I can’t wait to try them out,” said Joseph, grateful he wouldn’t have to spend his nights alone on a cold stone floor.
“Don’t be absurd!” said the man. “You’ll just be *cleaning* the beds, not sleeping in them. No, our slaves spend their nights alone on a cold stone floor. Very economical.”
“Listen, Mr…”
“Potiphar,” said the man, extending his hand. “But don’t be shy, feel free to call me, ‘sir’ or ‘master’. All my best slaves do.”
Joseph squeezed his arm through the bars to shake Potiphar’s hand, but Potiphar had already turned away, caught up in a conversation with a passing merchant.
“Sir,” said Joseph. “I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m afraid there has been a terrible mistake. I’m not some random vagrant, free to be sold to the highest bidder. I believe my brothers pulled some sort of malicious jape and I expect my father will be wishing to have me back before sundown.”
“Brothers, eh?” said Potiphar, shooing the merchant off. “Boy, brothers are the worst, am I right? Had four of them myself. You may not believe it, but I was the runt of the litter. They used to call me “Potty-phar.” Whoo boy, did they laugh and laugh at that. Jokes on them now, of course. I used my substantial wealth to track them down years ago. Bound and buried them alive under the Temple outhouses. Ha!”
“Please, listen to me!” said Joseph. “My brothers beat me within an inch of my life, ripped up my brand-new coat, threw me in a ditch and sent me into slavery just because they wanted a bit of pocket change.”
“That’s despicable!” said Potiphar.
“So you’ll let me go?”
“Of course not, I paid good money for you. I’m just appalled they would rip up a brand-new coat,” said Potiphar. “Listen, kid. It’s time you learned how the world works. It’s simple. I’m your world, and you do the work for me. I find it to be a very symbiotic relationship.”
“I think you mean parasitic.”
“Nonsense, we do health checks every quarter,” said Potiphar. “Look, life as a slave isn’t so bad, you just need to follow some basic rules. One: do what you’re told. Two: do it well. Three: don’t complain. Four, and most importantly: don’t fuck my wife.”
“Your wife?”
“You deaf, kid? My wife! I’ll be honest, I love her dearly, but I she’s costing me an arm and a leg in new slaves. Keeps getting seduced by them, and I can’t have that, now can I? Nothing a quick beheading doesn’t fix, but the onboarding is ridiculous. Been forced to find uglier and uglier fellows just to make sure they stay on task. And you, my boy, I have faith in you. In fact, you’re perfect!”
“Thank you?”
“I think this calls for a celebratory treat,” said Potiphar, stopping at a food stall. “Ah, excuse me, *garçon*? One lamb shank, if you please.”
Joseph licked his lips as Potiphar was handed the juicy hunk of meat. He reached out in appreciation.
Potiphar took a big bite of the shank and turned around. “Damn, that hits the spot. Now, let’s go meet the team.”
---
Joseph expected life as a slave to be difficult, and although it had its fair share of challenges, the next few weeks passed with surprising ease. Back at home, his brothers had spent much of their time trying to make Joseph miserable, and he found that the coping mechanisms he had developed as a child served him just as well in servitude. In a way, it was easier. He had never considered how joyful manual labor could be if there wasn’t a group of eleven siblings throwing sand in his face at every opportunity.
Soon, Joseph found himself smiling as he woke up each morning, ready for another invigorating day of work.
The sun was shining, the birds were chirping. Joseph stretched in the heat and let out a contented sigh after unloading a particularly heavy bag of grain. “Isn’t this just the *best*?” he said to one of his fellow slaves.
“Go fuck yourself,” said the slave.
“Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cold stone floor,” said Joseph.
Before the slave could react, a voice called out: “Joseph! Potiphar wants to see you in his office!”
“Looks like the big man wants to have a little chat!” winked Joseph.
“Man, *fuck off*,” said the slave.
---
Potiphar was standing with his arms folded when Joseph arrived. “Ah. There you are.”
Joseph looked around at the men and women of Potiphar’s inner sanctum. No one was smiling.
“Is something wrong, sir?”
“Joseph,” said Potiphar. “Do you remember the four rules I gave you when you started here?”
“Of course.”
“And would say that you’ve done them...satisfactorily?”
“I believe so,” said Joseph, unsure of where this was leading.
“Rule number one,” said Potiphar. “Do what you’re told.”
“I’ve followed every command you’ve given me,” said Joseph. “Even the time you told me to not follow your command. That was a doozy, I must say, but-”
“Rule number two,” Potiphar continued. “Do it well.”
“I have the best performance ratings over all the other slaves,” said Joseph. “*Egyptians Weekly* even nominated me for ‘Slave of the Month’”
“Rule three!” said Potiphar. “Don’t complain!”
“Why would I?” said Joseph. “I’ve never felt so accomplished. Hell, this beats anything I was doing at home.”
“And finally...rule four,” said Potiphar. “The most important one. The one that I’ve *killed* for before. Don’t fuck my wife.”
“Sir, your wife is a national treasure. I wouldn’t dare treat her with anything but the utmost respect.”
Potiphar’s eyes narrowed. “Is that so?”
Joseph gulped. “Of course.”
“Well then…” said Potiphar. He threw his arms into the air. “Congratulations!”
Somewhere nearby, something exploded into confetti.
Joseph was a bit taken aback. “Sir?”
“I told you right at the start, didn’t I? You’re perfect!” said Potiphar. “I never lost faith in you for one moment, kid. Not for one moment!”
“But...all of that just now…”
“Just having some fun, kid!” said Potiphar. “Boy, you should have seen the look on your face! I bet you just damn near pissed yourself!”
“I did.”
“The point is, you’re the best damn slave I’ve ever had. So good, that I think it’s time I made you my number one guy.”
“Excuse me!” said a nearby man. “I thought I was your number one guy!”
“You can be my number two guy,” said Potiphar.
“I...guess that’s okay,” said the man.
“Great, then go clean up the toilets. There’s number two all over them.”
Potiphar took Joseph aside. “This doesn’t mean you can break my rules willy-nilly. If anything, I’m going to be stricter than ever.”
“I understand.”
Potiphar slapped Joseph on the back. “Great! Now, then. On to important matters. This Auld Stag isn’t going to drink itself!”
---
Later that night, Joseph found himself lost in the maze of Potiphar’s mansion as he tried to make his way to the outhouses. Despite being a slave for some time, there were portions of the mansion that he had never accessed before (and it didn’t help that Potiphar was constantly building and rebuilding new wings to “keep things fresh”).
He opened up the door to what he was sure was a pathway leading outside, only to find himself in a rather ornate and expansive bedroom. In the center of the bedroom was a woman sleeping atop a queen-size bed (no king-size beds were allowed in Egypt, except for the Pharaoh’s, of course). Joseph realized with a start that it was Potiphar’s wife.
Not wishing to be seen alone in such a compromising position, Joseph rushed to leave. But, the noise was enough to cause Potiphar’s wife to begin to stir. Joseph froze.
“Who is that? Who’s there?” said the wife, peering into the darkness. Her eyes fell upon Joseph. “Ah, the slave boy. Jonas.”
“Joseph, ma’am. I was just leaving, you should go back to sleep.”
“Oh, I don’t think so,” said the wife. “I’m wide awake, thanks to you.”
“Perhaps I can help?” said Joseph. “Would you like me to fetch you a glass of warm milk? I know that Potiphar always likes me to read him a bedtime story.”
“Hmm,” said the wife. “Perhaps you *can* help. Although, I’ve never been much for warm milk and bedroom stories. I prefer to fall asleep using...other methods. I just simply can’t get a good night’s rest unless I’m sweaty and satisfied, if you catch my drift.”
Joseph did.
“I’ll call in the personal fitness trainer right away,” said Joseph.
“That’s not exactly what I had in mind,” said the wife, pulling away the covers. She was completely nude.
“I really should be going,” said Joseph.
“I know you want me,” said the Potiphar’s wife. “Ever since our first conversation when you asked me about my dreams. No one’s ever cared about what I wanted before, until you came along. Do you know what I dream about, Joseph? Power. Ambition. Love! Surely you feel the same?”
“I usually dream about the time my brothers put a scorpion in my pants.”
Potiphar’s wife grinned slyly. “I’d like to see that scorpion in your pants.”
“Oh, I doubt it, it was pretty venomous. I was stuck in bed for days.”
“I wouldn’t mind being stuck in bed for days with you!”
“They had to change the sheets twice a day because of how much I was vomiting. I almost died.”
“And I’ll die if I can’t have you!”
With that, she lunged out of bed and grabbed Joseph’s pants and began trying to wrestle them off. Unfortunately, it would be quite a few years until belts were invented, and his pants gave way easily.
Joseph stumbled, caught up in his pants and trying to avoid the grasping hands of Potiphar’s wife as she began to reach for his shirt as well. He kicked off the rest of his pants (narrowly missing kicking her right in the face) and fled from the room as fast as he could.
“Joseph!” cried Potiphar’s wife. “I may have stolen your pants but you’ve stolen my heart!”
Joseph ran blindly through Potiphar’s mansion, crashing through hallways and rooms until suddenly...he was outside. He looked around. Despite the commotion, it didn’t look like anyone was following him. Quickly and quietly, he made his was back to his room.
As he fell asleep, he made a mental note to tell Potiphar about what had happened. He didn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea.
---
Joseph awoke once again to the sun shining and the bird chirping. All seemed calm, last night’s events only a faint blur. He smiled and stretched, but slowly realized that something had changed.
He was lying on the cold stone floor, but it wasn’t *his* cold stone floor.
And he was pretty sure that last he had checked, one of the walls of him room wasn’t covered in steel bars.
He jumped to his feet. Either he had been more drunk than he had remembered last night, or someone had moved him into a jail cell while he slept.
“Hey!” he called to a man walking nearby. “What’s happened?”
The man rolled his eyes. “You’re in jail.”
“Yes, I can see that. Perhaps, if you would be so kind, you could tell me why?”
“You really don’t remember, huh?” said the man, whom Joseph now realized as the warden of the Pharaoh's own jail. “Seems like it was a night to remember. Breaking into Potiphar’s wife’s room, trying to have your way with her. You’d either have to be amazingly dumb or amazingly desperate to attempt a thing like that.”
“You don’t understand,” said Joseph. “I didn’t even touch her! She was somehow quite enamored with me, said that I had stolen her heart.”
The warden looked Joseph up and down. “Riiiiiight.”
“It’s true,” Joseph pouted.
“True or not, I’m afraid you’re stuck here,” said the warden. “But, you know what? I like your spunk. Not a lot of people here have the confidence to lie so brazenly.”
“I’m not-”
“How’d you like to be my number one man? We could put you in charge, give you some administrative paperwork.”
“Isn’t that your job?”
“Yeah, but it’s fucking boring, man. I figure you did a good enough job for Potiphar, and I don’t have a wife for you to mess with as it is. Unless you want to be the number two man. That’s where-”
“Definitely not,” said Joseph. He thought for a moment. “There wouldn’t happen to be an alternative, would there? Something that didn’t involve hours of mindless tasks?”
“We could always go with death by beheading,” said the warden.
Joseph sighed. “Let’s get started on that paperwork, then.” | r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-08-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNUdwWVhaVXVXSkpRZ0VsWjhTSVNJNUpjVkpqY1l6N0RaMkxFbmNiRW1LX3RhSUJnWC02T2ZRLUtNbC1acC1mVUs3R1Z6NjBwbVhRSWpEbTBOUGw4UlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNXlsR09UUGliUzdSNEtTMXZ6OU5pUFNFWGl6T2FmOUlxMU8weWlxc2dEYS16aFF1ZVVweVFETWo0NWFoMUdHVkxsYzRyVTRDdWJOVGhvNWZySEZKSDR2TXltM1pDZ1RWN2VocEtOX09FeGJoX0h1NlNLR0ZCN1dDeHdsTmVXYmFROUp5a0tSZlg5dTVPNkQySXd5OHF0QW5iaWFjNE40VGpfekFCNGxFeWtGRDdaYTh4RXFha3l2NWIyWGJTRnd2LTAyS2tKSlNiNkRNeDZ5Z0VNMTRUUT09 |
I wanted to start Paleo Diet, I read various articles. I recently found this article http://thepaleodieting.com/lazy-paleo-diet/ from an instagram post. I was thinking it is nice starting point to start paleo diet. But the only thing that bugs me is the 3 recipes at the end, are they Paleo? Is it good to follow these recipes? I am confused can you help me out? | r/paleorecipes | post | r/paleorecipes | 2018-08-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZR3EzRnVXVjZTZnlja1lCaXh2OFRBYXFxVkJVa3dMSE03aFNvSHhPQnhXSWxQLWdlQ0RBek5oMGVFenlBZk9wbXRid1U5dVBmal84Uzc2XzQwOXVkMFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGN1c3VEpoS1djQkVkSVpFOEpPb29sMFQyZi15RjdWQUd5dFp6WEl2T0hiYXJna0xNUkJpVkFmZTRuaUlqNjNSSkt4OHhQd1hxSUY1a0x4NmF3UngxX3c3MXNzSUg2cjRJQXV5RHhjSE14bkZ2NVZNNHZ2MHNOT0xkTk0xVGk0LVdpQ2lEYS13akJLOWlzUVVGSG01cXIwY0FOQmpWblJJQlNJVWptV29aTFdqNEFXS0tuZ2luSGFQZXBTcmNBMUpHZlloanE5MTFreHNPVHBwNmRNbVdVQT09 |
Did I say that pedophiles shouldn't be treated? | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZUW5RT253U1BDY05VSjdYbXFKYmhMbWFCaFJ6Sy1ieVhkOGdRNUVWWWVDNnBYUEJTTEtOemdlNy1zakpPeFFjazE2YktlVmE3X0dTOHJzb3ZiSFZsM1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSVlEMlBsNVFGOHhJWHV5OFlFYzNyWkJfWEJsbVpnN3NRQzBLYzNNNE5QX0dmVmQ0Y3pLSzZ3NmlNQkNxM2NvTXZnd2NsQzU2b0pEOUpnZm5zcEJibEVTMmpDOXhRR1B0dXBQQ3NnbTcwWjJYSlB4dDBSSkRHb0Voa0s0WUstSlhQbGs2by05aWU5WU5JeC1UVElhdXkxY0NackNKcEEtYlVxUGpxNEhjU0dRdFBGdFBtRTl0dGw5T0hiZW9haV9nOE1JVTZ1MzgxLXhxMmFDX3lTeGE4QT09 |
Hey there,I'm a programmer, tech enthusiast and football quarterback.
In an effort to find a fun project to work on that combines my passions I was trying to create in electronic football wristband that displays the whole playbook where the player can also select a play to enlarge it and show it to his teammates. After doing some research it doesn't look like anybody has ever tried this before.
My first instinct was to buy a wristband like [this](https://www.amazon.de/Full-Force-Fenster-Wristcoach-Playmaker/dp/B01NCMJAHQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1534621428&sr=8-3&keywords=wristcoach) and put a raspberry pi into it. I am worried though that with the battery and screen in place it is going to be really bulky and not comfortable at all, because it wouldn't wrap around the arm.
So my question is does anybody know of a way to make this thin enough to fit it inside the wristband? I was thinking about using an old 3.5 inch phone or a really large smart watch (which sadly doesn't seem to exist).
Any help and input is appreciated. If everything goes well I will keep everybody updated here. | r/hackedgadgets | post | r/hackedgadgets | 2018-08-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZOGFQQVlzeXBJYkV0SUxibWJVR3RPVVU5MUFPYXRVbUlMTkVuTWkyNHhzVno1QXhTM0dPeFl4eTVsOFpIM1RCSUtEcXF6bkNrb2I0SEJRWDhINnl6UWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNUxhSDJRRzBfU2dGZW1MWlUzZ2V0UFN3MDlWOTVhOXA2U0o3R0hBcG41YmE4X2VzYk5KWnEwTFFCcnFjNzdxbHRhTlhvSW9nNmFYMUpIdW0yMGgwRENIaVVkLVltamNBQWF1WGpXcER6TGpodlFXYVJmbUdzdFVpenIwdG1aWFBEc05NcmZJdmVBUEFBVERncEFWMXBCX1dCaEYtZEo3cE1vNjF6TThHMVNfQWU3bGpNRS0yWkRWWDdvTzRqR1FFV19MZVNiTUJvZEpJZW5wQWc3cDBwUT09 |
[BuzzMayoHole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/mayonnaise-quiz?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeedtasty&ref=bffbbuzzfeedtasty&utm_term=.cg6rm2N0M#.fk7VwxZP9) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQjRrTW5VcjVsdGROMDhyT2lka2tTcHotdGt6UFBabWVzUjQ4cGhPRVd3YWhtX25FakY0YnZfVEsyNXd2NG1DVFZ0aDREellRSldWaEhiUVNwYkpzMUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLURuM2F0WkpKaTZsNjRZdC1HeU5IRnUxdndTUks5cGotZURhNDNRa2ZDOThJd29fZ1c1WVljWDZPZlpwX3g0eENsXzg2TEU5Q1ZGZnhqRFNEWUZoN3hmRUNNTjFRT29RR1pqVHhBZjg5OEVoeDJSMC1WZWhYUVlpT0NnVjFmV3RTZ21YUFU4eXhIZGpEaXByM3RJc2luRjhwTE9fczRWZTRTdVZfWERZTzNyRmJHRTZ3Y1otdGltcXd2Z0EtYnZGZlRsdmZ4TjFZNk9IU0ZydDdjbXBUQT09 |
[buzzhole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/go-poop-to-find-out-your-age?utm_term=.qdepvX77v#.neKnp2OOp) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-08-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZR2lKYVpjcVNYMHQydWxpXzZpNzd0SlAtc3ZVWEczUUdEcU5QSVo4SFNidUR4UEtZOGFDeTZ6SjZGVVRTaFQ4QTlEUEdXT2ZPR1RTTVVteWhGWWpqLWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVVdkRjFCLVhCbGF1SVF5cUZSV2xqcmV4OHRLeE5aakFNbHE1eDh6NWczMVRzMUMwazhrY2tCRHZEbGg1RE54VTg3UjJ0LUJDRXI1M3pDQTU0MVhXaEJmbzE4aWxQdzVjVnF6bGhKRW1MSHd6Z24wTFFqNWlfTjZaVEpaQXczT3pQN1NQbW0zMWEwN085QXdBcXE5LVlfTGpVbWtmQlJsdUxROUdQZzUtV3NZRXlDa1pmT2laYmh5XzFMU0dSbXBGQnRvbE02UU9XczRxQWNJSGh5OUpZQT09 |
Hello fist of all i am sorry for my bad english
so i am thinking about flying something bigger . and i wanna join this big alliances and do some fun stuff . i have no idea who to join or who to talk to . so if some one from TEST could hold my hand and show me the way of the dino i could help the alliance and i coud fly the big stuff
why TEST ? i just saw theyr name pop op every time ppl talk about eve and i like the logo ....
right now i am training for carriers so its still 30 days until i can fly carriers ..
thx for the reading and i hope some one from test can help me out ... | r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-08-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZMW1nR1I2UVRRdm1ra0RSbU14aTJPYzZCdjBxc0tTWXNOVmJHN3lkNVFOUHAxenJSOWlwdWhIamhjaTVweWN2U1BNdmNVRnh3aVNnWFdiZW5KT0RVTkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTjVfYVk0UjZGb2tEZ2dCRTBnWnlCd1I4LXF6VFBDWjFiclo5VnFVbHMyTGwxUTJycEtJbklCdTgtTjhvWHZfbGthckpqRTZiRVJ0V0h3TFNXOFVtS1U3SnhRdjlRMHBlNjVhbDVjX2hrZHdURk9ybExmOU9PMG9YbWhrNjRheGpsUDR3enJXTDZaUlBYNXNrN0JSbFA3b2xTekJ4bXo2eUZhV1hQMWNPcUY4bjRDR2xZMXFneFVxam5ISGNtMkVx |
Let's say you're clairvoyant, you have 2 years to prepare for an all-around armageddon- where do you move to to prepare? My current checklist is, in no particular order;
1) High altitude
2)Central landmass with good water
3)Not likely to be hit with earthquakes
4)Fertile land (of course)
5)Not likely to be a target for a nuclear war
Therefore, my places of possibility are
1)Canadian Rockies
2)Central New Zealand
3)Maybe Poland?
What do you guys think? | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-08-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQVBXRXJ2N2hhUEdjQjNaRFpxVXBnaTYtaW1qT1pMam94RFZQUk4xMkNac2RJSHNLakNDcEN5bkRYYjZPRlJwMWthYTRQdW9NUXB6TEU5S2hlNS00LXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQzc1WnJ3dG94cDB6NFhzWi1qT1ItaThGUFh3aTZMMlY4WnMtOFRKX0NHVDh6cUpvWU1selBQWUp6aDF6aUZhVGFfaXBhVjM0VmxHSm5yYTQ2OFU5WUZrcTI1ZG5ZRWxJbXQ2aGplU1BtcVBrWFNKWkdjdTVianNiYTgwcVh3TXg4MmQ2R0NoZ1FKbDRuWXd5MjZXeWkwY2VGVGxUMDJmd2VLV2VRQUd5ZVJkY2ItNDJiYlFLSnhiQjB6R2lhUEZ2a25GcHo2d1F1X3hSZGc4OTdnc1JFdz09 |
jesus fucking christ i forgot i was subbed here | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-08-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZa3BWODQtY1p0UnhrWVFRaUZRVjJ2TjVCZ1lTaHpFVHVpV2dzMG9TM2dzWDRnZGZINGNCUFJQcmZaTVdiR0xMbnY3NF9Rd2p3YS1NRU90RENFNVk4c3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVDB1QkU1NWNVdVNCZ0xhSk9FUVAybDdHLTFwMnAxQ2IxUGg3OGdFUVUydnVvbm9KUTFYUzI1SVBvVV9IQWNobWNsOVRHNEJJYm9fc2RQemhlVXF4QW9NbDU1THdLUjI0dlZSYXZZaWhzMENja292NTI5M3ZfbGNuYVB4Vl9JdldDUUtqbXF6eGVXUXlNV1lyeEUwU094aXF1NUhDQTU3WHZaajB6Nm1rcU9VWXU5SlBfVnpjNE9qOHFSOFdMUDFtZnZ0SGpReHkzRzdVREtWTlZrSFRxdz09 |
Same, fucking hell I was getting really into the vid. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-08-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZLUI0Y2JnQjRSNjA4MnhfOERDR3JNekFkeUt0YmE2alVOMGM2cnZLdURvNGhWZlFwOHpmRUlrM0Q5N1BCZlcya1JoY3g0UjU1bDd1UnNhZkg0WkViUFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUEhHWkljanRod2ZzUUt6ZHU3QUZoMkp6czNJajBpN0d3d2k0YnRrZkhrdE5XTE1uX3gweXNzZWNya1A4U2RRT2M2ckVYV2VzVEQ2Qzk2Y2p3a0JPamlNOW1yNlVSQ25kdW1rYmFnNW9abXd5MWNNWFJMVEloV2VZUnRST3A0cG9UZTh6bVRKeXZiWkdPSUlJQ3Q3ejF4MWN0SUdmN1VrMlJoRWR2ZDh6WjZURnAxUkhSOEZjdnBFUWtoYTYwaFVUSHJHbWRRT1E4NE4xVTJ3eGRzV3dLdz09 |
Spotted the upvotes and checked the sub name moments before cena arrived :( | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-08-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZTEZOWGJsX2hsZDNoNjItUGFhNV81bERBM3Q2ZDNubUwzZjB3ZTd1SGZ4RDVLZFN5S1dUeUllbEJxWlN5R0s2Tk02Y01MdVVwWmFsSDctSndVa1FtSFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGV3I1dUV1ZzRnMWk4dnZ5R2l4a19IMV9VajVVWV95OWtaby16LVhQZ1phWVoyNmJZdGRiSHlQZVpqandrd3RtSHBEZWRtRlVKeE5jazMtUE9ESTFXanlYaXd1c1VSbFQ0LTN6eEZzUXN3czRLMTlFZWJJbUlNLW5jSWgxSEhXWjhUY0s5UVV5RmM0cUN2eFJXUklmU2ZtSi1Ub3JIckpiVFZCemxHdmdHS0lkRWJVT1pUV3dLMnZIR083bDdZaGs1SnBYbmcxSnpWQ0tDTFZieWEtRzdRQT09 |
The guy's name is Benjamin Bagby. I can't find much from this (pro-shot) performance on a legal streaming site, but I'm pretty sure there's a DVD. | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-08-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZNTNudEtzMGVELXo0RGlnYUFXTjl2SGFaTEhXb1pJOW9aTWJCbms3UXFiR00zM2VERFpjeDllLU93MFVnRDN1MzQwbGRZcjdndS1Rc2pKY3BIYTNwNXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGaEdZTHdzSUxhTlV6OVoyUVVUT2lmNFo0c2RpMW5EOURfc1FpM0ZvZUJPQkl0aWliVFp0MkI2eG1MakZxNVdhMFhWNTJXWHgxZTlZQVBTaDQtei1IYnVtUG5GYVY2bWxFY2FGZEFaY0hmNG9zQ2tta3lsMWRuRlRpNUZONnhFSjlsdnZSdkc2ZG8zY1c2anV5b1BfOWlhSXdGY1l2czFQRm01Q3hxMjJ1RFhsV19ZcTNsTHBnZTRxSm5neEc4UVNfbVA0Mm5uNldydXRmd2hSRjZwSG5XQT09 |
Well done, I was actually getting into that video lol | r/unexpectedcena | comment | r/UnexpectedCena | 2018-08-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZVmhmV0gycGdCVFNIaEFvSkwwc3pzbFJhQVFmY1lzTEVwLUxOZ1Jlc04wVmJGNFZiNnVOUFJWNWtqMDh1eW14bW0ycW9FcW9tLTNLS0FlTlZDTjh6Snc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeVVkdk1iTVpTelVnMUlqSmdkd1dZUFVWUVBvTWloYVNhV0pLWTVxQTVZZWlLR3lBcnNIMEY1eU9tSTFlWHkzb0hhZThjQkpnVVAxOXFKR3pVM0JKd2QxNzZ2REZJb3VHMFZMLVVaNXFoeEIzRUQ4UWNCN0RSc2NNZHFoaFZsNDJLcHR3VFc4UkdPYml5Z3ZySDdJaE5CRERVQ2NraGI1dUZ5ZFhzd3dwRThZZUxfS2k2WC1pdk1HTjdzb3RMLTBZV3J6OGR5ZE9NbFBSZ1VPU2h5V19xZz09 |
Your struggle with coming to terms with the body you were born with is really not my problem | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-08-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZbnQ4cXVwSC1yYkdVamtkNGp6MkRpa3FKWk9zZTVKMjR4M3FZTVV6czR0c1hJWUJGSWllUkFwSGo2VUJORmJVclRadDhEc1k4RUdkVGVBcDBRemFtbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcDJEektjdkRwZGRCdGJIeGFpckRVQ3JNNzJwcDlTUzVFNFpWOWwxYm1sakgtUGVvU1lOUF9MWGlYclhIQV9qU2ZTc2IydVdybWgxMW0tRlNSUWtUVkZ3bmRyd3NqVnV3aFBWeFVJTnM2TTl0bTN2QjN3R09PaW5lN3hXeTMwaG5ySHQzaFhzWGx4YzRyY1pQRkx0bnVKMnByUERZS29oWjJKMXFDUGFPZWpiajdsMXVLV2xqTUIzZE1xQ0ZWM3gtZFduWlBBbllVOExGcVdzTE9aLXQ3dz09 |
I believe the only way the pro game will grow in the US will be via pro-rel, simply because the educated fanbase ($$$) follows other leagues where this is the standard. There are far too meaningless games in closed leagues. Football in other countries is comparable to NCAA sports in this country, where a form of pro-rel exists - a successful program will see invitations to higher conferences because of the $$ attracted via better competition. | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2018-08-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZdk5RRXNwODJFczFwZEJDb0JGa1NENXhJSnBGQVpfcU51XzBKa1ZrM3JyR3dMZFZzd2Q4SVlybUg2OXNELUZUVDJjREVrSlZBc0NVZmE3Nnk1d0tKcVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVW9zc0F3c2RVbkdWTUhwNm1TNnVKUmZuWVdRY0lFdjI2ZXE1cGxodlhqdzROb0lMRFJUb0JDdkZ3VkRmMHhaWEZDSERScHF4MmhCSzI1OUlkNVkwbVQ4eUx1bHBvb0FoeWpzLWVUdmVzU2lveFZqOWhnTndfajNTYS1IMDNUWUljeUk3cjk4bUJhV25CclBJQkwyNVNSdnd4RmNXRWdZRUNQOGVGZW5WYmFxcExvcmpRcHo5SDg1dWF0WXllbzl4aF9MODJ6M1A3bzVfdGdRSmhGdW4xUT09 |
Great analysis. Thank you. Good insight on the Pep effect, as well. | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2018-08-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZZnd2QXRUcHR2V2xUczhBM2czVUJxVDdIdEpIQmdJX2ItTmozZE1sUzRkRTdtcW1TTF8zdGtTcmE2ejd3d1NtVUxKdDd5YjVUcDJfVnprMklxeldIeWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOEJDeGtMY1NjUVQ4dXdta00xSG1xN0lFSVhWclRER0p4OE9qcmtQc3BjcERWMVU0akgxck1iTGpTNWdacU4xODdCQ3hLM1dLNkhpZ1NjNEpPampRY21Ga0UwYktoc1ZodWY0alNvQVA5S1p0RU1JdUZ5X3JsSlJfcE05MlM5R2xnRmRGMmRYT1VoMEcyNTNmdF8wM3BManZxVGtYVTVmdmlWSXZSV0QtN1pTQWNuQTJhX1VjWVVzUmNJZEJVenZ1bjRXeHhMWElqZTBJNjBfU09UaUZIZz09 |
.edwardisaliver | r/argsociety | post | r/ARGsociety | 2018-08-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZWGdrUjk5Nkpwd2c3T2lteWU2VTVoOEFNd0Vmek9wenpsUzk2ckpyOUZ5VVBNQUR5RGtNTU5jNm5vVk5OZTlHWTY0dmd6RkY5NUtHNjZxeGxLLWxkT0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeEZSV3V5dG8tbXM2MEtmYkVnNzBuMG0xakplb1kwa1R0ZEU0NHpUa1gxd0JoR2JrcDlEZllkZFRRelBUc2hLaTVTTDVUQ09RcVJjN2NjUnVpVWFDcTd5TjVHOHhoQzlfa1BLUTRqWWJON3ZOVjBjczZHZjNxdVI2b2lFRVlZeU1mdEtSMTl5TmVnQW9jY1NwTHJxMTVPVURod0VJSmxBMDhFY3Bud3lmOW44PQ== |
Hey all, i have a delicious boneless pork and rice recipe for slow cookers. My question is how to translate it to my new IP?
This is how i do it in slow cooker:
1 large can of cream of chicken
1 cup of chicken broth
1 packet dry ranch
Boneless pork chops
Garlic
2 cups rice (not slow cooked)
If i were to put rice and all into the IP, what time would you suggest? Also what type of release? | r/instantpotrecipes | post | r/InstantPotRecipes | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZWjdZN0hVSDRBZWJlUlByemdzbk9QVXI3TVlTdm9PWFR4TVlkRnpFUUJpWXFoc2tGTXkwdTR4dlhJQkR3cGdwcjNvS2draTltbGtUN2xXaFR6QUUtd2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbFNpNDlib3lRM3lIb3ZjZEdaNmZidl9PaDU2ZmZoM0lYbDFza3hndkk5SjdyWXpSNk84QTRrbFNHcjVEbzJnd3JzU3JrRGM3UjdXMkZ0c1U2aVQzcXp6UUxVQTNaRVZPZXNkUjRPVUFKTkdjYVc4eFNUOTBYU29VMTZkVnkwYjNaMmhVR1R3aTBsNWRidWstS1VPS3VGNVUtZS1lOVNaMVhUdE45Y3A0SWswPQ== |
[mp4 link](https://g.redditmedia.com/D4B-HyhlUfCVMeEeo3tC8OIMaoSRj6iBNcJU3k3sjI8.gif?fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=9296778d6b5a753badf202c59c661ccc)
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good project | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZeWc3UHJ0emtRcnZ0TlRUSDVnV2xxMDFSOHI3cHRKc19HTGpQNUFnTThhb0xyTXBPZHpZZ2pkZFRIbmZpZlpTM1Nkajg5NDJEZHZobGZiaU1ZLXFNVWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSEM1R18xRVdxUk9WS1BJVi1ya2VMXzRTczhJQ0J2Rm5SNzNLN2MwUG9Gc1ZuNXY4QXFJVmhRMExWRDNSQktiX0hMVmlmbHFaZTFOc3FhU0l3V1dLQklOTE53eXRxYzRBTlI5M19ZbTlnb1FKbXc0QkVUQndrZmw0MXI2alhaUGVkY1I5LW5EdzhXeXhHQzNja1FrSTlpZ2VGVmNvWHVRWFUzT2Eta1l6Q3FSUXJ3eHdENHpLc1RhQ3E4c2Y3cU82MUxlUmZpSHVzR1VuaHFvYVpZeC1hUT09 |
[One more](https://gfycat.com/TastyUnsungAmericanmarten) | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZd3ZIWndtdjNqM1RNUllmT2RJWTAyMVlnU3htbDljY0JCZ3k2M1l4MTd5a1E5R2otYzJ2WXNoVVI1WS1WM0V4RVlOeWJjWmFyX0tfd2dvd0V3cm0zYnFhZDMwRm9rRHRaMWdqV2JsblFMaG89 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbW5nSUphM0loRk9xbGZMM1pkNUxpcWVkOThEZUFZT1NFSS1TZmM1TXZqN1ppMFhPZXJQMWptQXdMeFNtdjZDTUFEaEJPZThEd2IzbFdycDVXdWZOUjBnNnF2LVdyUTFVU2xybWswNmVwYnN1Z0tRd2VOeDlRb1NqTHJfdDF6M1MzR3pBdTViV19BRVNGWGFUbmdhWlppTlV5dm5FMUFwYVBXOWpVMUUtN3UwPQ== |
[https://www.reddit.com/r/lewronggeneration/comments/998wwi/holy\_shit\_is\_it\_opposite\_day/](https://www.reddit.com/r/lewronggeneration/comments/998wwi/holy_shit_is_it_opposite_day/) | r/lerightgeneration | post | r/lerightgeneration | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZalRJTnA1SWFSa3dJa3VGdmV6UHhwVU9PWlh5LXIyYlp1eXJaUjIzMV9FUnFLZVVGWDlLUGFUbEdHaGoyaTduM1FnN0NqMi1DWTF3TDZrNFZ6VUNoMlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQmI1bkFUWnN4Z2g5N1c2a0ZENmR1TzJyV2gyaHFpUFV4N01xeEdreDhLN0YzVVpTcnNZc25CRVYxNzZ3Q0Y1bWgxZENOR3E2TUZkSk9Eci1BbGZ0T3U5Y3VaOUpfZmpzNzJWSmFobUVkRHMyT2EzZ3h3cHFHTzlHM0J3djU2Z3NFX3h6T1Y2R3FiYUxmNXN4YUtHM3h0NEFpdk1sd3ZhUkZIbEVnMzc3U2NXODFQQmNoc2NiYTB3QmYwYXdheE9I |
Source? | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQm83MkxMMnRzVUtxSF93TXZ5VGx6YTBRai1OOXFfZUYwc2U2M0ZtM1UwMEFhN1poanpHSFNZMVR1TzBJMUp5VmI0dDBudFIwUHQyZ3ZZNndCWjlLbVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGODVTT2tWMTV2akdTY3NDcnlSYXI3VUwxNmZtd1U5OUhETTBVeUlxVnBMdXl4V2w3ZUhud3c1NVE3VjlXaGNhdUhJbEtwV0FEOVdnR1c3VWVIRzF6Y0xJMGw5TjR4bkFKZDlKeS1aSkNpcnYzaGNzN0NsQnd2eGl1Vkc3YXFBemNFakJRVFY4WG9uNzhRdW1sXzdvNW53cDFtanUwYmcyZHNRUFlrYVRPVjJjPQ== |
I’ve tried a few recipes for red beans or black beans where you add fully cooked meat like sliced Spanish chorizo or andouille sausage to flavor things. And the flavor always turns out great. However the sausage ends up pretty gritty after 40 minutes in the pot while the beans cook. Maybe it’s better to just sauté the meat at the beginning to get the flavors out then remove it while the beans cook? And only add back at the end?
What’s your method here? Anyone have similar experiences? | r/instantpotrecipes | post | r/InstantPotRecipes | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZOXp0SzNSbnhxamRtcXVraVlQcXRYMThONHU2VXNfUWJRb2pGeXBWZDllTVA3bU8tWWVZQ0FoQTRwVHVMVjZXNDdodE9kTzliZndZenE1cmsyZlNhWmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbktRSkZNRGpzb2gwWHVtSUQ0c0lkeEswVWl6N1hMQkRldy1IU0RfaFc1OGJDRWZtbGJJREktT3BkU0RHMnRhTTRHd0ZuaGZRUUdOQTJjRHRIVWFuaGFYMDVSa3NyQjU1OTU5QTJhX01oM2NjNzA5cUtCSEp0T0FmN3A1U2I3WVFxQ2Myc05TMExZNWx1cDctdG9IY09DNkE5UW9TX3ppYWVlTTFNb19XRkxJZXhNUTVxUWY4S1UzSU9oTUY4cGpfc2hKUlV4bzBpWS1IaTZUa1NEbHZ4Zz09 |
devwindsor ig story | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2018-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZWS1SekFndW1LYXN5YVZmYVdpR2xtdWVJd2RkTVRtSDl6SHNRMEktdDJtVUlYbFpVZXE4ZGFMdGdEREl5U0Zhb01TSEVSU1NUYmVsWUhxVWNCNlJYSzN3bDExSTZ0a0djeS1yYlNMaVBYc0U9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNlBGdlFCRTRDeGxiOVhtc1Nmalh6dGczTUFEZHpqaU0wdUFsbVd3Rlp5bDVvUG85alo5Q3FIc0ctSlpYZGtiY1NPZE9Kb3hESkU1R0lNQlZHTVh1VXpQN2VNa2M4UFlYbWhvaHlvdHhzVGFleTRDZTd6MFVtX0RHMUh6MWtzcnRqVlItNHFuLVQ2OHBPMGFhMG44LXpIOWk0cFYwLWxZY0dheUVFX0dLUTZBPQ== |
[u/Astro\_Doughnaut](https://www.reddit.com/user/Astro_Doughnaut) might not be coming back for a while, but honestly if he starts something like this and he leaves for a couple months and nothing gets done while hes gone, thats gonna be kinda sad, he only stepped up to lead us because he happened to be the one who created the subreddit, i think if we had one of the current mods step up and start leading the sub and giving us direction we could come back, and if astro doughnaut decides to return then wouldnt it just be amazing for him to come back from whatever has forced him to leave and see how much amazing progress we have made without him? | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFZQkdNVnZjc2FJQzZScWRFaXhpSjk3Szk1eGpmcGgwVDR1anJ3WVBiVFI4RVo3a0Mza0o4NTBKUEFPWDI2SXNfQUtZWWVHVllobnMzMWxfVlc2b3VrS0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRjRLanZpSVZ5aDhabFVjenFicDh5Y0otQk1JV25kUXZQSlJKX3FuTmFvZk1UT2hYZFFyOHhQRGZHSGRmSlJIWGhKNVhfLWhHQmpPMmZuQmNHRjcxZ1NRMEJQdHhERTJGaFEzNnBCOWNPM09TTUx2aWg4cWd5Q0t2Sk5QTUhuSWdORmdrZXNqRnFBeVM1eTJ5N2JYNDJBWGp6b0tzUWRFQmFPWTlGb09jMmN5T1Brdzl3NEVNaHN2MEF6Vzd3b25JUGI3dER2SE8wWHR3bFZ4eFhaV2hNZz09 |
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