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Word to that! | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZ094Z1NjLW9DTmQwRGxaREstT2JHdEozZXA0Z2xtaHRqS0tvX1NyS1hqMnVBMWR4NFFnaHlZdU1NdDRON2FoZ19ZQmkxLVNWd21UN05ZNVFPdUZjNWZXeWI0TWtmSzg2UG9HRHBlTEFSQ0k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcTdyd2hpVk5XRUZBOGF1cl9HQWZwb0RRcnpzcGstVVp5UC1ZdGxmalpia2VYYmpLWUUyUFpCamtEWl9qNGZEckh1RUZMQ2NYVmVSOG10RUx5VmlKOVBmR3hWSDM0MTIxZ1NBcXM2YzRlWDIwMERmVjlMa0x4SlptSk9NMnJHdjRSTVk2Z3JNRHp0UWdHUnBTeTc4OEhfQnpEUFp6QVFCRVRfRlhEekhIU2tNY05rMld1V2pNYUxka0hHVUFSa1RzYW5FeEl6djgyMzMxVmJCOUR6WERvQT09 |
[buzzhole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/female-movie-characters-oozing-big-dick-energy?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeed&ref=bffbbuzzfeed&utm_term=.ptpMeK1q3#.pnKwBq7VY) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2018-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdExuYlJHeEtaYXFJZlYyUFhZb1l1a01XTVJGWk1LMlVhb1doNlNfdTZwYjhKUHZROGZyWGVQbmlkeW9IenRPdzZoSEk5VDV5QnBlOUVCNkQzZ0p1QXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMWVsdDhQTzY4cTh1WjJJUXU5U0k2aFlWLWZrcGFWeWhDamNGQzRrZnpGV1FPUi1VM1VUVlJ6X2piSkFoUjRlN21fRmJ5WGt1X2s2MjRJaDQ2UUM3V05vNG5lM1RzYXBsaGNpaUo0Z0E0SG90dlZqUVkxYlJZbjY5LUdXUjhqZzJvYmV1alhfVHVTV3VfbGF4NW1Jb09CZUg0QXB1TDYwY3VBVndoaFN2MHJrbjA3T016RE52SmJPV2NBZ1Q0WUkzcWVJSUd3RXZVYWlSOUxJQzZGQjhwdz09 |
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Please be sure to report any rule violations! Thanks everyone. | r/unsentletters | post | r/UnsentLetters | 2018-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNUQwYUFHYUluc3k4NlZuN1NWRUF5U0VnN1JvVmtNaHJrY1J2dldSbW91c3hxdzRma0p4TUJwaHVvenFmMlF5RkItT2NuRWMwZUtfeFhqY1JHVkVaR3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGakhIbzZrSlRkSWM1RTVFNUxXUUZvOWZXaG9GanlQbUp1VHBoYUlFTDdLRmREb3NvSHhmVVJsQldnajIxUUpOc1h0WUlTOHhoZGdxc3hNRkZWLWpsN0Vhei1YUXY3MmRkWVpBd280d3pza1NuNzlLWmtzYXBzR01YRzVqbGk3M0FMRWkxV2ZJelpuU1hJUmg3UnhkUVZjMTB0cDZxUTRydnNja2FOVlZjZENVPQ== |
Lkl | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYd29EZmZBOXNMWmI2R0xUVTBBdi1rVV8yTFZfMVQxdHE0SHdoTHB5MmxnWlM3MktpSTZCdm5ISmZOWmd5M21PR0xiZTRVZ0FXcXExeVlRaUZKNWJpZGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeVRGbC1LSzk2d1hKRnplV25yQUlsQ09hRk10ZldNblQtb0ZJeC15Q2dpOVlVWUt3Q0h3N3JzbnUzVUJyWkVudXdOQVRySHdvV2VkWXZpVzh5eXRwNEUzRUZYQ09MdV9DT2NFdmdvV1hHMnFFb01MWjNVR1pvaUlNOUhCSU44Q3p0R21sVm41WkhSVkEwbDlzTWZVZDdhRjE3a19nckNfc1N1bi12eS14eGxuYnVRRExONnhjeHp0bHlrT3kxVmRGOWtqRXVENGVvLVh2cFk1UHhtMTY4QT09 |
Does anyone remember the name of the video which was related to politics? The one where Mike says that politics is everywhere, we just uncover it (I'm paraphrasing). | r/pbsideachannel | post | r/pbsideachannel | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUU9qbE5NWTN6QmVfdU5US3B3Z1hTU3dfSmMwazU0NzU4a1dBVHZoYmItZF81b1BzX2tCX2NLNGQxV3h4VkRfQmZxaUtjYVNBSXBJbjJyUktaRVN0OHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGc1JHX1VELXdxdXZjcmxNSmhVZEU3RnBZVHl6TTZ1aXpJd1ZQM2h1S1huZkt5SzM3bmVnVndkMHR3UjBiVVRHZFlWRnkyTFI1WmN6U044dm1fdjBJQllnX2ZMR09hS285T0lEMG8yUC0tMDVBZkg3NU1xXzEzRHY1Z01LLTg3T2lfWWJoLTE2MUZBMk5hN2ZqY2pFSDFCMmczd1VxY2sxSFB6ZkhXbll4cGJNPQ== |
lmfao, the dude in the back just like, kill me if i ever get that bad | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQ0drWk9xU0d0b3R2dERRM19EN2NVVXlRVnlXcVdXbWpZUkVwWDhxaGRER19CNmlGMDZRSWE5OVlBdmxtY2JNMk5WUy03aXZ3VmRkel9hMjQzbmkyR2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUTJXckppeVJsMjgyY24tQVYxMXBQUDFTRzltMmhNUkpaNlJNUkJONHhoVzk5a3lxMkFYVFNhWWlyUnFVUFl5dVg0TlQyVEJUMWJIclQ0RmZUWTdDYUd4QlBfcllHS3poRl83LS1JM3B4SzJVRzZhQ3RsNEJLWjVfWGlLamgzN3ZsbjRMelBfLVQ3bXhlNDlSU2p2MjJJdmRwbk9Hd2ttOHVTU1hxSEJuWWdFPQ== |
Yeah he is full of burning disgust | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbzE0UmZOcUtuRDQ4Zmk5aDZmYldBemVXdi12VHg3VlMxcTZZZ2p4LWZmOG9uVzhFZ1AtXzh3aFlHSHNSZkhNblU3dUx3b3RLREI4eDctaVVhVVRIeFVLY3poNWRRdVExeE9xNlV1UzQ2VHc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMG1JTmROZ0hvczFvUWl6U0p5MDBQdnFYZzB3T2VJbzd2ZEZlbnhwaDJHdmRvdVdBbVMzeFNVYUFHc3lnSHRMM0tETWhaVVZvWng3eGtfMHl1LUJndHZtd0lxNnRHdlJ5ZU1LVFRrSThHU1Y0QVV0NnJMTG8tb3lzSExxcXp3SHA2clRrVnppSFpGSUlNWWoySkRkLUdvS0o4anhhalZfc0NlVWRCWnFzSHc0PQ== |
good | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYk5nRWNlelRDczVzTk1IY3JtQ2xUVmsxcmpoeEd1NnN6Y1pQV0RNZ1lfaDdpSlhnVnpLZ2E5NEVlRzZtZ3UxS00zMXNFZXYxT2d5d0czdXhVTW0zZWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY1BPaTJ5LU9ESnZ0NWJVWV81UHVpbmdaeUE1Y2tYRmVPRTd5cEhCTlAyZC1BZl9Wa3JWN25iSmZld1lVTTdVWTRqTzY3Rk95UDM1VTAwR1RpRXBQV0tXMjFWYUJkTmttbS1tOGxObGc1enZnclhQakI0RXNOWmZTd0pOZFRwdEZOWXhncEc4Mmt3R1AwTkdkUHhXZnlwTEdfdkVic0k5N0p3U0RYZ2ozNXVVPQ== |
I like it | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYX1JobEI2SFFOOUxSQXN2YWVTRDRIQXk3NXdQMkdkQUUta0lCcV9tbFpObnBlcDg3cXNTSTFDVmV2MEtsejItQ3RIM0RqQ2FidVZQRUw1UFduLWl6M3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcWYxY25mLVJfakFHM2JJWlE2dC00NWg3LXRjOGdqejI2eGYzQWVYWnY1ZE0xVkNJUmdLNUQyTHd6U1RlOGU0OUc0Rlo2cGllaTFVMHNYUnBRdnRXTXpGNUNUcU1iQjV1LS1MZENSekVObWRKWlphMng5R3J4NEFFRVB6ZG80YXM4cVNKQ05xRW5XUzJHUHRpR24tT201NXZEZ3o4ZFNWUVlfWGJKM0pxSDBrPQ== |
awesome | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeThwbFEza095MmZneF80ZTFDQnBTTTBMdElkOVo2RjVMWmR2MDJGMGlrVXRHbEVBSFFQeUFxelRseEl5ZnlZSk1CRWRodmJaQmRJOW45OEJSVnFqbnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUk9tb2UtVXk3RXk0d0U5OTdVSTBvcXZpQ2xDZkYwRG9oLVI4bTFHMTNCQno3aUlhd1Jjd3Q4VUJnQktfOTY5azdJbW9XVmVLdXgxMTdTM1R2c3dndmFBYWhNZjJ1dzRzaHJVWW9LM3I2UEQwVWhYTjFEcVAtMDhESHR5TUtCazdieXNXX0M2T1J5dUx1bHNQcVNHdno2R3ZPaVJBNUc1ajI4OERoVHZTZ0ZFPQ== |
good | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTG1CUDQxZkhaUDhVcUFNM2xyVm5EUy1CdlRWSzBCajFiZ19mZloyZEo3UGJ5bWNXZ2RIeklPVEpRNlZpaGZ1b3J3TW5yVDVzTEN5Q195cEJkdWFkNnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWDk0VzlpdVVBZ2pGcGtNRDNSUFA1OF9qTjNIRmRjUUp1LWdSSUxDODZHdm5waXF5WnlSNVl0UF8yS3RJbThuY0pJM1JDa1E0d1c1Ui16U1NiQ2ctV0V5R1c5dmg4RHpmVWdZVnRFNklUTG9zeFc2SUgyeklFc2Q3QmdMWGdPb1BlT3hrTjVSeG5BQVEyMHU3c1ppc1l5NnFHTU00aGctQ0RvVm5oQ3JxaUJnPQ== |
My dog does the same. He waits to see what she leaves and then eats it.
Funnily enough the cat doesn’t do the same and just helps herself whilst he’s eating his. | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdWNINXVQdmU0OEZ0WFBVbUJ3WkszWWduTGJQc1FBY2EyMTdDbmNjZlBOUURLUFJiaXFlV2wzX2dtd0dEcWg0b1pkQkNNblM1T3pRa2NOZ0V4TTd3U1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcXRaa1lFLWxBOHV3b3phSnhvTm10SHdmZ0tZTXBLOTN3UWlXUmptTnJlaVhYNWY0ZmtxM0hqTXpjdTBaNmZVaktXS05YaHh1b0p4ZDRFMnh5X1dwdXlMbzNlYkhHak5GVjBaOVBEU0l6M1Zlc3hZTDQxU2VWTEh4NHFMdnlBenRRX2wzV2hlWUtDYTR1dlV5eW1INy1pSU5TNkhTel9leDk0NDBVNUk2V0tJMjB1Mmd0XzRveUZldHkwYmtlRGg5 |
good project. | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVlZCR1YySTRRWnA3MDRqMUo3N21MZDMwNXlwbGxTM19sOU1JRXZFWnFNMGwyMXpCRjdzX0liMWtkaEhfdjh6S3FwSlRRd1dNQW9YZkRlU0FFN0dGWnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGY01ONFBlS2VReFF5Z0M2a25XOU00RG1VdzNTMGVSOHluTjlnOWhwZ3o5OVFSTnhZMVRtclFGbW9JT2FwR0RoZ0N3NzJqdUZiY29qcEJjMWlrTUY3OGIzVldnMXFySW9WTDZqWUtkb185dlp6c3VZcjhma3VkTHl2VHU2aUdXMTFMYi1aOWRld1JzTjZkdTNHdnFNRThuTzVVVl9NRlhpMlV0LU5lZUl5aUFIWnV4bTlfcXY1bVA0VlZSQjFNUjlLMnJMdEVBLXZWZkVkTjlROFgzMUh1QT09 |
What hotel bar? | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMWoyM196ODJXMGdZcXBURDEtR1V1eE9SNGhCd1lhTTNrVmtMWW1VWjE0bC1OQmV4T29xWEs0SHlHay1lUElXeHVvdG1pQldpeGxQQnFITWl2azJvT2FyVWRRWmlzOTBqMU5kTlphRm13b0k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcUJBOTUyX1M0UElWcjZMYjVOWW1xU0JGU0lYZ29YTUdCdEtPNXFXc0Y4SXo2cnE2UE9MVUxSeFgxa0FUcWlCNkk2bWhld0xYdDFkazhpZDVQVVNSOHhZYmtFQlZ5MVlkb21FM2MwTUs3VUR4bS1GTGJFa1loZ2s5Zi1MZUtDc3dvY0xJTklHS2NlYURjMjZsTVJ5andiVFVVeXFuYkxvZVJwUWpDQ09RR3VCMHBucVlYQWJMbm5IQnNMM2F3em54dUx6aXpULWo0WVVaNlNmTHFKZVlMZz09 |
Nice | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbUNrUW1YRC1RaDNFQWZXQWx1TnBoaV9iRlFNYVIyVkNwcUwxUlZFVW50RVdHZnR6RW4tWlRuWElUU1kyZ0JQOGlMVVVWdUdQUXVHTk9qZ1F4Mm5XUlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNm96WjlVOFVxZlkzRmRmT1dfM3pDandGcVdONjQ1M25aeHMzSndIYlpXaWxLeDk2YkFlblNVaGthZlE5RFVlZHo2SW5lWTNJNmdxWkF2am5pdUhaQ1BXRzgtWTNOZUxoQjB3U2RDc1l3Q245aEJKbkhxZjBEWlA1TTROcEVUd0dMRTE4UlQ3WmMwN3BWYjdEUHpSbFVybDV3YXB5eWxfS1ZZTWJmdWktTUVJPQ== |
very good project | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSmpFR1J5YW1fVnVDc1B2ZC1JZ0xIMVVZVzB1eHlsbFBMZDFIX2cxQ1JVZ19OUmdvcHlVTlBuNVJhN3dldHRkRGw2QV9xRS1EVmNubHJFVGdzOTZJaXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdVZXSWJ3YTdOWDF6VTZiTlNRLVZKcl8wWnVXYTdLUzJKWnk4MVBpaU9wck8xRXpoS0Z3Q29Ka3NhY09GMzFBSnBmQU5KazdHUEtXaHNwaGs2X1JOMkVyNlJ4ZjA2UHhia0FnTUJNcEZpY3A4UkdIVUduc2VtUUFzaGZzNk9xcTZURUZzbEd3X1JZTjUtRlJpRV9qTW1fd1Z6U2NwajRDNWxjYXdva1hNSkhwdG5pQTlzcV9sNUJCVng0SklSaGpHU0JDVnAtY2NrUDFmY0U4QWwtZ04zUT09 |
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Great project. Success at all team. | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbkdPVTN0RHZ5ZzhYYi00TWtLSXYwcUd0Q2ItRXNyNTk5WGlDSDNEYVQxOFVQcy1xd1M4bF9FUzBJd0lKRDZJaVRUcFF1Z0cwdHAzMC1BOGxFdEhwWXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQzdyLXFrazkxR3JDNnR1dG01M05WM0ZuSU5PYXVOZ1Y1WXhZYUJ1SVM1a3pGOTNNMGpKcF9SeGt1ZHN5THFjV1B0VmlKWTNLX1FLTks1bXlhMDljR2VfLW01OHJJOFdUVDg0WXBBTi1NbHEwZWNwMWoyOUpUQU5IZ1I4M3pxT1FqRlJ1cl9ncVFYeW1waFowUHRDUGpXc0s1VTZoQjF5TEYzT3BKeWFEMy1wcW5fMVNtSmVRX3JmRXRkUzZRazRUMkx4X3VtQnZuZmdpTmZESDBtQ0pxUT09 |
To Gave Newell.
I would like to know why it is not possible to sell my steam account officially and legally inside steam .... although, you take a percentage for each chrome, box, weapon, other stuff, etc. sold, well I think it would be possible in the same way, sell your steam account in the steam itself and that you would get a percentage, why? Well, I am a person of advanced age who does not have time to play and less and less so I think someone could enjoy it as much as I did in my time.
It is simply common sense or what do will do when the accounts begin to be 40 years old and their users do not connect as is my case? Do you simply sell or eliminate them from your system?
That is why, I ask you to think this situation.
Really, I think we would all gain with this logical position, on the one side you would pocket money for the sale of the accounts and would be better opinions from the users in order to have the same personal situation as mine and on the other side, the users of a certain age we would see how our accounts can continue to be used by other more active users instead of seeing how they are lost. | r/the_gaben | post | r/The_Gaben | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTEVmZEx6a0RqWHQxV3I0UTExLXdmTkMzdFVWUkdyTUxfcFhmSjZaaFJwN0ltdTZ2WDBCX09uZnFYLTFHNUZNdWczNkxZXzVSeWMwb0FlYm84T01ZYVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRUFsMlZDbkRsWTA5MFFsclAzeGZPSHFoMkRjQ1BzRFFfMlZRby1QSURPbmpZNG1xSnFhemk1TEgxdmswdXUtU01CU1V5WlF0ZGxtSnlaeF82WG5YbTB3bXVnWU9YUFNXYTYwaUM2QnhxTlBBNW9zS0t5U0l2X29nUmdfMXlOTHRiSHkxSWdyYkRNaXdJcmdLR29TcHhmdzRubWl3MXNBYlR3NVhYbC1QbHZIejBEdTRMUWx4OGhSYUx1eUdGU3Bi |
Anybody?
Edit: it’s been 15 minutes and the beast awakens I see. | r/solving_a858 | post | r/Solving_A858 | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQ2dvc25BZ1o2WElBRVpRZU16dWZ4czlTWlFfMEVtdGc1Uko0WDZnQWgwTGFXTVliZ3lWRkJUbVFqZ1BGSXlBN2JJSGNtNUJodlNSRXFvWWwwZHNoa3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeXp5ODF0UjRKUklQeFNiUE9JaENWb3RPUUk0UjhYTXRfVDQtRWxfYzJvQlRfRUI1MV9EREluYlJNd1NzVkZFY3NiVnVINERLTHZVN0pnZVJqWDc1Y2ZaM0pDTUZfdEY3YWFTdkoxbVlSODN2RkpoVjMxb1VURURkWk9vX2tGZ1lmUWVHNFg4YWZoQmpYMHN6aVEyNmtuX3FkZkptbC1lcVgyZXNORWRyeGs0PQ== |
hi.good | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYczd2Qjg2VXJUd25NREVPcHEzbXhkRERZZ0tTYlFlU0JmRkpEQkwtM2I4YU9YWjc0VGNLaEhLYzY3YWZ5cWhJUHM1S2thOGEyc0ZFNmJMS1Bwdk56NWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd18wNFAzUHV6c3FqQ2VXenNRWWtkbkxXUzhGWW5jMUkyQVIzM2pXNnVNNGVMSU5YbWc3eHg2aDhFWl9PT19yM1F2OG8ydnJtWURiQWlaMlBCZjRpWHdvUm1PaXllMmJoaVZQeC1iYWMxMXpMTERua3Z5MEtlemdDT3I0WHpraVZDQzRjQVJnT1BBLUxFREdpMjROczk2VmYtOWtFSzJobkc2LVRMMHhQLTg0PQ== |
"I see here that in two-thousand and seven, when asked –"
"This is ridiculous."
"—if you would rather have a million dollars and a permanently flaccid dick or a nine inch
penis but no money, you chose the nine inch penis." God looked at his assistant and
nodded. "Would you add that there? Poor, with nine inch penis."
"Oh, come on!"
"And I have here that in two thousand and eleven, when asked another hypothetical, this
one involving turning into a slug from midnight to six AM every day forever in exchange for
a date with Taylor Swift, you also said yes."
"Seriously? Seriously?"
"Gotta add that to the list too… that's midnight to six," God said, as his assistant typed
on.
"Dude, if I knew heaven would be a literal place where everything I've ever said is taken
exactly like I said it, I wouldn't have –"
"You also said, in an argument with an ex-girlfriend in two thousand and fifteen, that
you'd 'rather staple your own balls to another man's balls and then have a third man bang
his balls repeatedly on your stapled balls until the staples come off from sheer repetitive
contact instead of going to a Nickelback concert'. Unfortunately for you, they are playing
here a week from now, so we'll have to arrange about this ball thing."
The assistant typed away.
"Anything else?" Edgar said, tired.
"Let me see here… oh, yes!" God have a little smirk. "You also posted on Reddit's atheism
forum that 'if God is real, then I'm Ben Affleck's left buttock."
"Let me guess…"
"As of midnight tonight you'll be turned into Mr. Affleck's left buttock, except for the
moments where you'll have to be human, for instance during the whole ball stapling thing."
"Cool. Okay. Great. Awesome. You know, a little heads up would have been nice," Edgar
said. "People downstairs have no idea that Heaven is real, nor that everything you say
can and is used against you when you get here."
"You also said, back at the 2018 World Cup" God carried on, reading from his notes, "and I quote: 'If Germany loses to South Korea tomorrow --"
"Ah, shit."
"-- I will fuck a cactus every morning of my life forever. Well, you're gonna have a lot of mornings in the eternal afterlife."
"Anything else?"
"Nope, that's it. Welcome to Heaven."
"Thanks. Fuck me. WAIT, NO, IT'S AN EXPRESSION --"
| r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYV1d3MmZVRm9xSEQzcHZ6VGtCNENVWG9IMGVGQ1NwYWxJTmtuV1VrQWhBVmhaVU9TeUhrXzVzSDlEb1JqUUw4S3M4ck1MTlhZUjlmeDFzUVpxZE9TWVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdFdVekdWT0JsMV80S1YyZVFWSW9zSDAzS1VCZFFlSy1ncHlvd0tPYUI4ZnNQNDBnUzJsSXBXTkZzeGdrczRmQU1hdGVQd24zeHJrZnFKVUI4SmFTWkxmY2dZZ1hqUF9wVk9Za3JrU3lPZzVGREQ0WTVQVmwzS1hmTWNJMmtYUEVzQTAyM2ZJckRnUXNNWkkweUpaR1E4bk5LWTBKR1NPbWpRTXVuUlMwYjFRTWJGd0M2UzFBc01neUhJS1JseDc5eGRDVnhXZmNaajQ5c1RQOEtEZ0V1Zz09 |
(There's 4 balls) | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdW1aZzFYNlloZWFPVTJNdjdTMWc4SjhYemlvMi16MlVQc1otbUJrUFQxc0MtM3hMUVVUTzZLd3QtdnBybTJCZlFsTzJXcVR3aWE2LVVnUVc4amt1Y2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMEVGS1pFSHlQT3JaZnBlWXFzNmxibGg4Wk1XY0JpOXpJWkF0aUxXOTlVRW1Pc0R1WmRGRjc5dTNaZ1hWX3NGclFOQkhGeUlFVjNKVWlpTjNHWVVJcDNhRExrWENFZmJiaHlxRVZXTEE0cnk4MU5HZnNjNWM4aHV5c3l1SUZHTXlaNUlsTG9Nbnp4U2FOOFR5eFUwRFFxX29ad0hXbTlRZGxpZGlrREF1ZHNRTGlybERrdS0tZXJrN0xpTjU0bEhKWEd2blFtekZNYWxfOTUyNmxweTRwUT09 |
**greatproject** | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNkFNYzBxRzFZYmt4b3FtaFh0Mml0QndFb3NueFlydjZMY2JyNGRzN2tweWlUWFhMcTZWSWk1SC1DbnFQNjlrRHZ4ajROVURhWmk1X0Q0SjlyZEtmaGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUHYwT1pHcHdpbWFkc3hFRGtuX2ZCaGZjeHNJNnVCbjYwVUxJRVFMZVZndkgxRGRaTVFXdWpXODhiNy1BRTJRbTJ0RnVYZkJSaWExRG5XQ19SS0NWdEltc0RKOEdZMUFqVUxoN1liU2hGV2ljQWI0a2VQZEk3LWFydXFEUC1TUndhd2VMeUtOUnFZNFdXVDExd1ExdG15U095dkZ5c0pQV3ZuamVHOUNqYTA4PQ== |
Meritpriticol is a very cool project | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaWM1Y0N6RWppWmt3STgyLVdxZkdCMk8yVWVBUFBjUFlCdjFHN19vTjNsNWRhbGc3SVltbTBWU013NktXNjVBM19NV1lFZDZDUEFRSmlYT0hmR2dCNGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcFFUUk5YNXFBeFhDQUhtbVRqUkhBVm5WbkFPQWd0bDhldFkxd2h2VWREU00wM2xsaGoxZldUaDFoS1ZUSGFqUzAtbGItSkFIdVBDaUFfUnNEWFluTy15R3kyR2l5bHFfVHMyVVJMb24tZzQ0Q3ZVSU1DNldhZjB1NEVNNHFEWHA5SGU5T0pwR1pzTjlEOUZfSlMzLXVTTEtLSGg4NXlINEV3TWUwZ1U0TE05ekotS3dtdHVlU2c2YjdyZm5IeDZ3 |
Cool | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYM0tiRWtDYzdWenV6Q25rbHBWZElNNzdqQkhQOEpCMTA0VmNmclVvRFB4ZjlYZHpZS3NmX0ppQmctVHhGQXZXdVAydkdQWTlueTR3MGNadjNxMFVKOWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdG82ZnlXbm1xeWRsSXFWd3NPY0VaYW5QQVJlaHA1b2lsVGp3UlNGSWVoY1RXMDJydS1rZlNINFp1U1BDRU5LbC1uZ3kzSTYza25vZWpXbjZXZHE5UjJUcEwtRENWd0NQekxwd2hoVHBkYUdwN0oxRFZEOVpLeHdlTjNHdk1TcENqdFg0cHNCSDFxVEQ1NTZONTZiczQ4ZnV4UjZSTDhqYUwxTVNXQ3ZoLW9oNE5ITmI4N2w0STFOeURWd0lmOHhO |
Nice | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYN3hTTGxmdGZneWpPWFJqalU3SEFUSVlFRmdPZ2lCaHk0SU8tU3hpMEw1VWhQa2lST3ZmejJmcUUxS0xUT05WVGZsR1ZFdGN5N2E2aGRWS3dQRzhHVFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRzhTUlZPZWc4Rkk5NDNzbHJ1REd1MlNkWFNycy1kVV9uRDBKb3o2TU5mWXg0OFMxM0VkVFJpb212QjdRcUVKdjhGT2psZDNYVHhPZm9KdlFDaGd0VkM2dVYtN3AtQ2VNNWloNVdvOEFJRTZuNDA0ZDhUNHNqNXFaUnBNVHVwbFVyVXVBcUg0UVNUa1dhWDdQcWFSZU00c3dBLXhsWXJENXhhbnY1b0RCbkc4PQ== |
Thanks for opportunity | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTW53eW1KenpPcWptaHduVDJpZzlLNFBsSW1wdEdyLTIxenJUQlZZckx5ZXRlMlIzTV9ZbTY0VjBOZG42d3h5TUVMU3BxX3p0dmpRWlBjdzQ0TXpkWGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVzBsYzMybG9nSkFPZlUwdXRMVmNTcjNqcnJPQWh3TUhDekNTb2o2dUo1Z1kyblJhWGxnekVzUFVtNjdPUGNUR05YTjRCMUJDMVBKYUdkRG9lUmI5U0VLa2xBTE55QUdoa2NheDg4OGFxNV91WnJMa1k3eGNnN2htUFRnaEEtTFdLeDFwQURpZ3dYN0xWRDZydWlmS3BBUmNfUE1rTnUybHRmT1VLMGE1SWg0PQ== |
As the title says, I'm in Northern Colorado and would love to help anybody out however I can! PM or comment and I'll get back to you! | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaUtfRlJxaHJqUm12TVhXV3VqdHo0MXZEeHBHX0Y1a193N2tWV19OanRvMWdBR2pvX1kzNURpNWo1dUkyUXgyUlNjaWlQMF8zaUl2dzB2MEtJU2taanc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbWtydWV2Qm4tTE16dzFDYndwVXNmZkIzajRJUmxkM0hJbUdWN1R6VERMaDlHQ1BaUUs5XzJIT1JtTXdmY2JXTDZXUWV1MnU2S1VOWVhjcFZ6T3dzckFBRzY1aXQteGxyVWYyeEtjVUZRbUxma2dPZGw0V2lGODV1NzFhSWhWYWdOY1BKZ2FzMWNZMzJINnhVeXpIRmpIWktsWl9NODJhamJiYWlOemFZMjJkdGNIcGdSd2NGM3I1T1ZXazhfR3hUcmNFc1BPX01OMkEyVUtFQUYzYV8xZz09 |
When he picks up the ball with his right hand | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2018-07-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYTQ0QzhsWm9TaFU2MlJzVld1XzVhdHUxLVNEUUlScTdEcGdtUF9xX1NWemtlTThPclRJT1VyNWtMSGJSNmVvaEpHZXUxVy1taG93N0M0YU03VUdVS1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbTV4V0k1VTUxSGxoZXdZb2s1OUo2eTFFOUxpYlVqc3hILUpTcWx5UW5sV1FhWXFJcndibzlMdWU4djhub20wV2VydjJjd0tWMlVoSjF1LWhFQjVJOVBjRjlic19KaE5XNFVXcGtHbXAyWVhlbW56SEphZU16c0tBUHlESlpLWjRVZGx6NjBYanVOLUxuNmQ0ajZBOUtOTGZNa0dHNUpfQ0VnS2t4RVpld3ZKSUptMlpLVHM1VndCYS1uMWFfYzBPdGFUblloVFdHZW9CTEpFc1dEZ2lGdz09 |
[https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/denverpost/obituary.aspx?pid=156944598](https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/denverpost/obituary.aspx?pid=156944598)
Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 \~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt.
So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell.
As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.
Published in Denver Post on Apr. 12, 2012 | r/saltyobituaries | post | r/saltyobituaries | 2018-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSGc5RVVuVDlkZWxuOUJSNjFEMWdFTjlnYW1XdkYzRjcyUGhDeFRJd2lSV3lseDlGN0RvRWE3aXE0WjZDYkhXd1hjbDVsRHZTWkQtc19raHBHNm5MUnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGM0FIdUlrcHVaSkMyUDFhNDBlbk5mQ1BFa3oyb1hWRjRZUFJjVkdmNGIwV1BjeHRqT3F4TmJXb1kxVUFJNWZrRDA3d3lMWkRzUHdSS3VjcWNDZXFXS3hfR0d5Z2hpV1dlQ3d2d3JQVmhKTWlzc0pENUZBeVA3czZ6eVpIbHJ6VUJTNjR0TnpvOGRMUkY2em1MbmtnMXJTSWtwS01tYjJkdWItVXpUb1B3bEtpYkV4NUo5RG95cm1jWl81Zjl5UnYt |
So Letter Earthlings has finally replied, they love our idea and they want to get on a call with me to discuss this further. Is there anything you guys want me to ask/convey/discuss with them? What exactly do I propose? Let me know absolutely anything you guys think is important. | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYd1RZTjZVb3d4NWxTSHZCeVZfREpLeWJSYk9ZRGhIUGctanBsVDBIeVRMWjM0dm1DSnpRVzdTZEZLc21JcG9rQ25FYjNwc2hVMkhVMEJZLUwweHFpYUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTFNZMGZCZ19Sd3dBU2tGLXloM0ZCNHF5dUhRS3l3dXN3SjRiTmhOQzQ3ZVh2QUJ1OWNybkFESzIyZGpWSkhZcDMyREVaa0h0VzdMQkg1dlJVSzE2dFhHQVR1STlMU2kyUS1RLVF6c0poSWN5dmt4LWRaTWZXMGQ4aFRuVk9vQlVJeGpZc2N2czRBamlsUDFBRGFRcmYzVTlhWENZSkg3SmowbjhOYXRzcW1NNmhrWkpCS3VFaGZodmNENFJJUmZU |
I won't list links to specific products because I don't want to be accused of shilling but just go to Ebay and search for yourself, shouldn't be too hard. I found the vest for under $20 and two level III plates for $80. Exactly $100 with tax + free shipping to anywhere in the US.
$100 for body armor? That's an obvious yes. It's pretty much the most basic part of any survival game kit. Depending on how comfortable it ends up being I'm thinking I might just wear it every day and think of it as strength training.
Just thought you guys might not all be aware. | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY3Mxd3dORmFNWkdRUGNHVERmNm5KQ3J3elBnRjF4UjVjVWRhVDZQelhvNy1DYjdadkNPZVNEbmt3UTZ2bWp5dVJwOHlDbHY4Qnh5VGtiNGVkWjBLVlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMTI1TWhMSFF2aTZaaUsyNVVEVjRvTnVhbTFYeGp4d3liaXlEYUR0WW1NcC14a0I0U1lRSElFUlVnZVBlZXNkT2RFck5QNEZPcy1xQkZpYm5yalhIYjB6clR3OFBMN3FNMWZWYUdicm41b0NCd18yWVJJUk5NdnBSOGl0ZllZajBBX2xpa1JNV0VwR1dxMk42UnR6S05PUUl1YXRCdnc5V2lyTHFJSzRBRHdzdnNtNnhKajJqdkVRcTFqZzNOSlN6UlZVZkgxTWNna0RjNGlUeUNLUUZ3UT09 |
Hey!
Wrote a book. Trying to give it away. Only cost $3, but is FREE for the next few days. Here is the link. [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F1F9DHF](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F1F9DHF)
Blurb: In San Bernardino, near the end of the twentieth century, the Fifth Street Crew—who insist they are most certainly not a crew—are bored to tears by their lived reality. The teenagers share a universal thirst for something transformative, something magical to change absolutely everything. For all the gossip about the local gay bakery-owner, crime, smokes, and cancerous moles that never entertain long, lanky Ted witnesses a scandalous event that seizes the attention of the Fifth Street Crew with force. What Ted sees follows them, beguiles them, horrifies them, and makes them laugh well after the streets empty as everyone goes home for the night.
Currently free for the next few days.
Hope you enjoy it!!!!!!!! | r/amazonunder5 | post | r/AmazonUnder5 | 2018-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeHdOak5waUY4ZTdUR2hrVmJQWU9oWVkyOGVEckxDaDJVZDFCTmI4TThDUjVuWkZtcWhKcmVRVnJyM3VXbjVOVGdOaEZGRy14MUs4Mld0MEFCQi16clE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdWhyc29SMXVxR2JibmtlMHJVQkxpU1YzQ1pVZG90LTlfVjhkb2lubFBpd3J4YkhocWVocXlsMk5kSWlxaWUyZ04yNEtYMEZGOHVHY3BRSjBHeVJjRm54MXhrR19xbUtaZGhNRUVMb2xUX2dUcDJ2d0hWcFUxOHVCalp3UzNubGdldWEzN1paa2tISnRpc2l5Q1VHRm5TQ1h4R1BZbFQxLWpScFJ0YXlqdWpKc0xwRlhsNTFOR0VnMzZOQmdiU3dL |
[First read the Arch Linux FAQ from the wiki](https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Frequently_asked_questions)
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[XYProblem](https://mywiki.wooledge.org/XyProblem)
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# What AUR helper should I use?
There are no recommended AUR helpers. [Please read over the wiki entry on AUR helpers](https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/AUR_helpers). If you have a question, [please search the subreddit for previous questions](https://www.reddit.com/r/archlinux/search?q=AUR+helper&restrict_sr=on).
If your AUR helper breaks know how to use makepkg manually.
# I need help with $derivativeDistribution
Use the appropriate support channel for your distribution. Arch is DIY distribution and we expect you to guide us through your system when providing support. Using an installer defeats this expectation.
# Why was the beginners guide removed?
It carried a lot of maintenance on the wiki admin as it duplicated a lot of information, and everyone wanted their addition included. It was scrapped for a compact model that largely referenced the main wiki pages.
# Why Arch Linux?
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# Follow the wiki. Random videos are unsupported.
# [<plug>Consider getting involved in Arch Linux!</plug>](https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Getting_involved) | r/archlinux | post | r/archlinux | 2018-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRm5ZSy02NlBzbHJaTWlPVUdRRWNRRktNeVdKOUVOdDBDelEzZVJtMTNJUGQxWHJKWU1VbjMyX1REank1QTk3TmVRWk95N2tmT3ZTcFBCb285MEp4QlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGV0xnR3BCdGZYUXhNOWFGRXc2UG9SdldtY01JZDR1eHU2TVlDVFlOdVUtMXRfajFESlotcjVmUWpUWWNqOXdaaEF4QUZmU3d4ZEQ2ZEFyU2prMHZjd0h2blhoRlVuWXItSWJYWDc5ZWZnOWFsbWpmZVhmMmtMRklFMXhSYjZaQURoN2lOTnphaHRweGhqd1NYRUl3czQtNk9zQTJiOFd2Q0swemZ2N29UejZJPQ== |
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Can't find any information online about this issue. | r/xbmc | post | r/xbmc | 2018-07-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYR2pWdWpZUkxxeEd6aWlNY2JrVk11SlcxaEh1Nmx1eWdLb1N5cHZscnN0UlEyenlyOTk3UmFWSXBJejVVQ1pmN2xjbEZiOU9kdFlld3N5UnBGbk1PV0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOV9kc045dV9HS19LY25NMlZyQzc1NVp4YXZsLVgycHliRFhZek5BQVVZREdYSVBaQUZVZHFWS0FXaU5mbUlCbjVZX2YtWWVHMWFjSnE4NFMyN1lfVXhmS0lyc2lJQ195WHV0RThBVjlRQ3JncWNUNGY1RDdPNkw5RHdvVEdQendVT2ltZFFUU1R5djdUUHdqTFZMNm4wNTVIYTJhcDVTNlZwLTZaRGRsZGlvPQ== |
very good | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYanlfclJnSDUwcTFHZnFmbkJvb3M5RXUxeDZrN2xSV0ZmRUZVMDFBU3NCOHF4dnNxbUtkODNGeVJtRHpZTlJfU1JzM2E0bXJwSWNUcmpvc19HM1p0MWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVjJJNlBXZmZmT1VpQjUyUEVRenRhM09aZE5Fb3l3WW16c3Z2YUNhQkxZOTJvdVZKNzNoTXFFWW1zYzVJS0pEbHVQaFpyc1BNLTNmc0loTmxHQ3pDRndMQXlxb1BCczdhV2hIYUFqTjJVQU96S1hiMjJyVU9CZUR1VGxfSzc5WUc2SlNFempNYjE4aHZCdDh2UjRYLTJxVmFiVDd4YmZBcWRHR2xZYTJfMzZ2WlM2aUdobDA1dDJPRURPX1Q2Q056SnI1TGhuemY0S1BkZ2gzbjdRN1M1QT09 |
brilliant
edit: found a crappy quality copy of the trick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R88V5m3X8Bw | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2018-07-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWm4wbjB1QkpjT254cVJPUWJORmc4NHdOTFBzekpWWXcyZVNYY19wYldxWUY2VG91ZGZsSnJWUm1nN3ZkN3F0c2JSODJNaHhpa21teHc3RXBpSklybXBUdl8tTlRUSEFjOFQ3VFlISGRpbGM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRHVjeEJ6SnZPVXR0TzZUNDRicTRfUWNrbHE3RGJMOS1HNXNnUjdQbmZKWWZ2a29yR1BDZWJ4cmlsR05TZHFmQy1DQjN5aHpWU3JJOGxUWmFoSjdhR3FCQ3dsOGNsTWl6bThMRDFLaXpRd2ZlWkF3T2d3LTRYYVZ6TzFDTWYwcjA1YVdzWkw3Tmo3MHZOSjBudlFvV3pLMzlEdGFUcUpWWktZUklxbW0weV93PQ== |
Fuckin' David Blaine | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2018-07-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSG1HWngzaWxoUmpaMm1RUUlTTHgwVHdyYk5hMjJ6dXhXSE15SVdNQ3lyZ1JGcWRyRkN5cFIwVzBWOHNZRnRubDVfd05MZ0NocFBaSkJ0VEtqQnBCcEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNUJzQXFtSTVhUmdFTUh3Mnp4QVJXWGY5ZjhONGRvYTIxZzhjNjMzSzRxLTBVb2FxUTBad3g0djJVQmRCVHVldXhKYzF6aHd2M2xqRThSRWdGSFVIYUNVajJvX2dSd1pxSGxvTHJHd1JGVEFhV0pvanpBc2ItQWRVOGNFUHRGNHhBY3hXVmtxcm5WNi1KZGdtTWJBM2FOeEVSSEV0UF9ySGZyZUF4eE1GaFNBPQ== |
Hello!
So as the title suggests, got a few things I'd like to try and get cleared up as I may have missed something. I have finished the original Phenomemon series (up to Chapters 194 and its 3 prologues). And I am very confused, what happened to the giant pillar being raised out of the ocean (that Jesse saw) same with the ring of shards surrounding the planet. It seemed to be building up to some grand finale and kind of just (in my mind anyway) fizzled out and stopped.
Just looking to see if I missed any chapters or whether this info is found in the Emperors newers works?
Thanks for taking the time! | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2018-07-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYWQ3YVBUbnk2MXlqcFE4UkRDVlQ5Sk5ybUdaY2ZxUTVCNDViczltbWhFWWhBRVk0YlZuNnhNWTVKZmNLMDByWm04N0dpVEwzajAxbjJxMWl1SXhsc2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGc056ZTJlRGhuakltOWNJRGhRME1oY1RSUTRWV25zUXV2T2pZTnRZQ1lOZmY3X1dOVGoxVkwxaU9hZzdDcmJ0RFRtc0dpcHNxcHhpOG9xY1RRdDk0SDZ5VWx5RldJa3NOeVdONUYtZmpxMlZmZEVKU2d2TDlQS0xWVmVDZExYaTNXV3VNcHROeVdLdWVLN2NFaklhYkhhSHBqZVYtanNjd0VwdTRGU0I3cGN3cFFmRk5fWWZCWHFKaFR0X1RfcTh1b2FBMTNFSm53OUwyZmZuQkVUaTJEQT09 |
Amazing project!!! | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYUxjenpjbjhESGlaMkxBcDAzekcwalk5UFFPRDJfeTdyWkIyc2VsZ1kwb1pmR2Q4S0xJV1NWbWw4bjMzMFVRcmd5QnBWRFRBcGRhWEZRZm9JN3NDbGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX25rVTZjdDhZUnEtcWpDcTdkdHNCWHE3VWlpMEE1THRKRDhXTkI5U1ZpNHZfSWhjeUpmR2pUR1R0aVlVUVdZT2tXaWdnZUg5R1ltUTl5bzFYNm4yUlVCclk1WlRGVVRTNnpMMVNrTUlKRnNlbE9BVTBoYllmeDgtd0ZTLWtFZkIxRGNxUFBPSFAxSDNIbWNuWklvQVR1NlJlYkdWVTk0TFNCMlo3eVUtUjR4OEVrbjJjbE5yLS1DSGJwM1pqUF9fcnB6bGZSUkZXTGFkcXlpSFRpMFUtXzBhMTZNdWNORkU0c2xhYWhOT1Y2MD0= |
[PDF Link](https://thebiblev2.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/genesis-34.pdf)
**Genesis 34**
**In Which Simeon and Levi Make A Horrible Situation Considerably Verse**
As you know, the Bible has tales
Of some quite disreputable males.
This chapter’s a doozy
So if you’re feeling woozy
There won’t be judgement if one bails.
---
Jacob’s only young girl was named Dinah.
As graceful as a ballerina.
It’s a shame that this daughter
Caused a horrible slaughter
But I’m getting ahead of the scene-a.
---
Dinah had eleven more brothers
So her patience was higher than others.
She was tough, like a cedar.
Quite the natural leader.
Hey, you can’t say she wasn’t her mother’s.
---
But even the best of the smart folks
Can stand only so many fart jokes
She needed a break
For her sanity’s sake
So she left under cover of dark cloaks.
---
Alone in the city was freeing
As she spent a whole week sightseeing
While it was nice to unwind
She’d unfortunately find
Catastrophe for her well-being.
---
A man named Shechem came upon her,
Comprehensively lacking in honor.
I’ll let your mind fill in
The sins of this villain
But don’t worry, he’ll soon be a goner.
---
Back at home, Jacob’s sons were all troubled.
Their grieving and pain quickly doubled
When they heard a small whisper
Of what befell their sister
And soon their red rage hotly bubbled.
---
Now, Shechem, the sick fuck, was enraptured
With the woman that he had just captured.
Vowed to make her his wife
For the rest of her life
In this hell that he had manufactured.
---
To that end, this horrible baddie
Called upon his rich, dumb daddy
“Let’s make Jacob a bid
So he’ll give up his kid.”
God, don’t you hate this spoiled laddie?
---
So they sat down with Jacob and sons
Who wanted to murder them tons.
Started spouting out jargon
‘Bout this unbeatable bargain
While the sons all just wished they had guns.
---
But rather than just kill these morons,
The sons had a plan to make them pawns.
They said, with a cough,
“Then you’ll need to trim off
That thing that resides in your johns.”
---
“You see,” the sons said with chagrin
“You can’t just keep that ol’ foreskin.
So come on, go unzip
And we’ll give ya a snip.
There’s no time like now, let’s begin!”
---
Well, Shechem, he wasn’t too keen
To make his salami more lean.
To his credit, this clown
Wasn’t one to back down
And he agreed to alter his ween.
---
“On second thought,” said the bros smiling,
“We can’t have your city defiling
Our sisters and wives
So go bring out your knives.
Don’t worry, the cut is quite styling.”
---
“If the whole city does what we say,”
We’ll give all our women away.”
Shechem couldn’t pass up that deal
And with expedient zeal,
He rushed back to his city that day.
---
“Great news!” he yelled, “Listen, friend!”
As he gathered round the city’s men.
“Get the girl of your dreams
As crazy as it seems
With a new trick I must recommend.”
---
“What’s the catch?” asked some poor slack-jawed hick.
“We’ve got things to do, so make it quick.”
“Good sir,” said Shechem,
“Your great fortune will stem
From a bit of a nip of your dick.”
---
And yet despite all of their wincing,
Soon all of the men got to rinsing
Their peckers in prep
For the upcoming step.
(What he said must have been quite convincing!)
---
Let us skip to later in the week
When then men were admittedly meek.
As they laid in their beds
With sensitive heads
And let out an occasional shriek.
---
Two visitors arrived in the town:
Simeon and Levi with a frown.
They stood tall like lords,
Yet they’re brandishing swords.
...and that’s when things flipped upside-down.
---
What came next from that brotherly pair
Was rather a gruesome affair.
There was blood on the walls.
There was blood in the halls.
There was blood basically everywhere.
---
“You boys always make such a mess,”
Said Dinah as she took her egress.
“But from what I’ve observed,
They got what they deserved.
They were all pretty gross, more or less.”
---
Of course, if the story stopped there,
You would probably say this was fair.
But remember, this book
Has a drastic outlook
That usually ends in despair.
---
Not content with the end of their mission,
They took stock of the city’s condition.
Went and looted the stores,
Brought the townsfolk outdoors
And forced them under their submission.
---
And so the sons marched on home
Draped in all their new chrome.
But Jacob’s disgrace
Was clear on his face
When they greeted him with a “shalom”.
---
“Way to go, you dumb nincompoops,
Now the neighbors will call in the troops.
This blood, they’ll repay.
What do you have to say?”
The brothers considered this…
“Whoops.”
| r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-07-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYemZGU19xX1oxSHhmSTlYLU1yOWN2ZkVQWVBEMERZaTc5Nk1Nb3pHUU5NXy1qSTV2VlYwTUF5dTZYcWFneUs3eG9zSkg1am5CenBIS0NWOHlUbXZwQ2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNU9wMlZQT3N4YkhPSXVKaUJsSHlKbXo4Wnl2a2xza1BqeERoT0M3VTcxVS11UExPVnpLRjBZRkhBbkJBQVA2Q2tON0NuX0dQbmt2R1BvZVpNSjVtVGhBdW9lbTB2dWNqNHp1QTJobGQ1cU94V3VYbUM4WmdBem5YdlhhbUdjTlAzWndyN2RHUmVhd0hfRF9xemx1SFVHd3VuX0Z6M05RdkdCRGgycGVLSFBSN2l4d3hjaWRSbjhjVXhzSVM1NXFhZ2o2aC1CYjh6MkNxYnJuaF9vLWhSQT09 |
What the F??? | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2018-07-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYOExMQURiRzdNemdTQllsVVRIMnY3UnJvU0REZmF1a29vN1pzT2tvYWJFTVk3YzhHLUE3SWVfUUhPcDk4SHpBOFFhWEZvWXlicl96Qk5hbGNhOUNEZ1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU05GZVlJc0tCSHlPTlFfRGpCaGR6Z3ZERGJlZndDVmpwTlFLdlBmQ1ZtODZPWjlmQzJ5OVA4RnRnbFZpRjhlME93Y2cxTmtELWp0S2VybHhXSTB3N3c4NkQ5VXkzYS1wRU0taE1UYS1sVHZQYXpZc2E5M2pOSWVBb1hJOTZxLUxwLTB6aXcxZ05vd1ZRQVdfMzNzU1V6V0t5Y1lUSzBfNUhzbk9jdDJyZVFnPQ== |
It seems no matter where I work or with who, no one knows the difference between the size of an image and its resolution. It usually goes something like this:
Me: "I need this image you edited at a higher resolution"
Coworker: "but It's at 300 dpi!"
Me: "yeah, and its only 100x100 pixels"
I can't even tell you how many times I have had to explain this to different coworkers over and over again, like it never really penetrates their skulls. And I the only one going through this? | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2018-07-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcTdveEtyMzFFcy14WUlEd1BpbVdMcGVIM1pEWmtnMTdpTjZuR0ZSLVVLLU95TzVSMDlYWFZfbmRrSDlWNV9rWngxdjJxR012dGZYOC1oLXE5elhlTXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGN1FHOU05NHl2MUFZRXVBM1ZROFphZ2JyY2FUeWxmS3RfLVdMMUhPQ1UtaWl4X3dlaENkQlJZVEdRdUJMT3F6blBmdmZFMl9xd1d6dWEzbFcwbzhhc19lNlRhaFpaX0czT09VVER4RkU0UG9sS2pWNm14dVA0bjZ4STJyVkxNZDdzcmF0MnotNWwyQWUta0Jqc0RyWkpwY2FnZEJ0Q0JEWDU0S016clFESTdnPQ== |
Kid in the white behind the glass defffinnnitteeelllyyy K'd that up | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2018-07-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSTgzdkY0RjR3Y3J5VTg5OXMwOEFkaG1vZC1WSHBXYnJsT1dfZ3RTbDZEd2lpYjMxbzNDOUhrYUJyYmFYMFlsdnIzVk81RjhkejdDeVNIR2VUTlhKZ0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRkExRjZtTFVEOWxBZ1lXRkliclBoLWVmTjctbTBMWEZDYUh4VzJjVFdhbXh3WnZPeEo2TUZ4SFpuazAyQjdISXRKdjV3dnBSdEp6a2NWQzdhLUtCbDBPSWNwbGg0SHV3clI1Zlpuc0tVMzF1cExNTk9sZkVwOTlRelBKbnpRR3U1c2V0TzR6N0tQWnYwWGdya3psTEZ3S0Z5ZnRPa2IyaVpQYWRaYlI0ZXVJPQ== |
I'm suprised that bot has never heard the word suprised before. Get it together AI. | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVEhtUXJESWJibEVoQ0V6NDItWXczTzNrQjVGd0JvWWFiZGFfekxDcFp0TlpITl9tTl9IZHRFRkVlMVJrZGoydzB0cjg0WVdqWmZlZ0t3T0dMVzNPUUNTX19VaWxpUG5fSTUzMTR6bVM4dTA9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGb0RUOEZqV3dNYTRXU0xDODkzNWNJUUJwNW1KbTVFcmR5R1p1bUN0WHh1Z2NfQi1Xa0Z2a1EzYmMzWmxMZFFfc04zRFEySEVnakhBVWNfTkhxdE1zVWQzSjA5MmJ5LXlOT25fYU5nM3p3N0VtSm1NejBrMXZYUTR0SUNPdjZ2dUdibFRQb3pSaDZLYmZtTFU0TDAwZjBYWW80TUZjVEUtRkRHSTlxcnBLX2QxdGhrRmdwenMtN1VzdTF5Vmw4TXdkXzA5X2tLQWxqRVAzRUdtVzB5UTA2UT09 |
Genuinely don't know what I'm looking at. Looks cool though. | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYU5salRJdjdSTVlTeTBvWUlWM2lXbGdQV29tcW5FX2lwSmo3ZExUY3N5SXB4MTdqS0EzeEQyNmZ0ODl3Vl9PM2RfeGE5ZV8yNUxQSjNRWXRVWks1dEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZFpYaWpCV0pETFFUdDVfTlBfbTR5ZFZ6N2hLMlVNZzQ1cVY2dVItWjdJOGwtOWs4elltZnBUNGU4cTlWeEZOcDljYnVPeHoyR3h5eG14eDhpbWdPVm9KUVdOZkx1TWg2YWI0X2FDM0JRRnV4QjBnSlNkbjRrNGptQmtBWjFUODJYZGRXZUZwdWF3aExIRWFaNnlQSmc4dS1XR1hSanY0b25EZ1JpY1RVVFI4ZC1iUktsUVkxT3R4d1NHNlpxS05K |
Dude doing a cool trick on a motorcycle with no wheels. | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYOGxkeFJXcGtESzVYbWFWNkxmYjVEX1RjdUx0SGtheVl4bmk4TkhyT05IdW14cGpkRVE4TnRrenRKN1VWZkQ2UDJkcEJYdHRfTGpROUt2MGF2a3o0SjZIU05UT3NERllwb3RyRWdXU1JCNWs9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSDhOZVdzWEY3UkdFeTk3NmR3TXBqclRpUERCMW9sM3pvUFhMR2plbXFIS1JBOHZlUnQ1d2dmcjRFeWg2a01vb3RQSWUwS3gweHlMLVZocUZGLV9zZWFsR2djUUJTQ08wclliajNPdWtqWm53UEt1cVAzLVlRSEZtTTlFUC1MNWN0bDA3d2tCS3VXMFp2Sm9MRjhodDhnYXJpbkMxZ1R6d1JMY29mUTdhaTRyYThDTTQ3MVRaNG92dUFnRlVBSWJM |
[Here's a good video showcasing Hurling](https://youtu.be/2BFkJUdNyCA) | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYb08xZ2lRWFFfWGRFOWRNMkY0Tk8zWFRucVhKZW5SNkloRkduQ3hHS0hwMWh3UjR1NFF2MUNXZXJxeW5KclZRVTNHV2FvdUxqNnVDb05XaEVCalpobkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQlotYXZXZTRLVXd1aGxJanZQQ1RmNFNqcjVaQTlRQUVyNTNqcHJ3eE5FR1JGODFTVWZmVlZvRi04ekxiN2d1QzQyYmI1N1RzMFZmVjkzZVRSQzE4M1JwdzQ5dmtvdndvWDRENHd2bWdncTMyU2haUUtWT0pEbVJMVklNUHhaTUM4MWt4R1NHblB4YlR1eTVDdVNZbG4zRmZfcklEbVc4aEJHY2hKVmcyaUFYZ08xREhqRG4yVDlXWEg4YzREYU11UTJqMlA0OWx2U2FaSHBUZTUtZExQdz09 |
Nice project... | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcFU2REtZZVgzaTFTU01FdDRrUHpMcVM1ZVdsZFJManhvN2Rpd2lsbVJ0b3FBR0pFS3d2TTZ5MG9pSHR2ai1wV1NNcjdhUkplUGNZSjFUaFdnZU1PUEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGaXVmYWxnN3ZMWTVSc09DNFduYTF2alo0RzE5ZmVpZFppcWdYYTlDc0pFNk9KVjlvb0RUTEl6RUFTREVRSWFqTTR1WVRzM1U2MmFuRHk2Q0RYb0RGUDYyV3lPUVBUZ1NneE84WWc4aWpSc3lCbE9vYjFoWWVqMTM3T0tUWWhKcHpWeHJ2NU9mRjduTG9EUzRoYlZzNDd6SU80S3FRZnJuQUNyd0JwbHBRWlVxX2NlckZ5djh4TTJSUnhQdmdRZFhGNDl5QlNEVWlOSWZBbkRSM2xVOFpfX21KTnU4cmJ2aTQ1Vl9qaC1nUVZkUT0= |
Around 15 years ago, my sleep schedule was all screwed up and I remember ESPN2 used to show hurling in the middle of the night sometimes. Crazy sport. I never entirely understood all the rules, but it was fun to watch. | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYV0FLQ2ExdlNFMXA2d3lJdVhSemtkQVlOQTdFRDVrNFRqbTJ6bExzZnZTTjNHUFNPTnRUUmFWTUptbDFSb004Q0Y3V2FoUlRqeUdmbU1reTVMdFIza1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTmszVjVjWjh6NjdyNEpUZkhpQzZFdWZKZE5fSUQxOURYTjNyallMTGpCZkdDU0VnNUI0ZXNiT3ZQSE9VTU9PbVFUSldiNWdFTEZXa1VKTFVmNG9WTHpDWkZnVVl2SGJjYlpaVzVCRElaLXNTOU4zRk9kcGxHcEV0d3hCc2ZuVmVldmEtd3l6UUs3Tkg2U1otc1hSYUE3OURnQTRqRzhZMnRwUUJYNnVpQ1F4UU9lZjV3ckJfMjFEbXRMaUF5bDFTN1g2MmlLV0c0UWJvc3VGRmZndEJuZz09 |
TEAMS
A game of hurling is played by two teams. Each team is comprised of up to 15 players.
The player breakdown is as follows:
- 1 Goalkeeper
- 6 Defensive Players
- 2 Mid-Field Players
- 6 Offensive Players
- 3 Players pair up with their opposite marks.
GAME PLAY
- A game or match usually consists of two halves of 25-35 minutes.
- The sliotar (ball) cannot be picked up from the ground directly with the hand.
- The hurley must be used to roll, jab, lift or flick the sliotar into the hand.
- The sliotar can be caught while in the air or bouncing along the ground.
- The sliotar can be transferred to the hand at most twice. If the sliotar touches the ground, the count is reset.
- The sliotar can be hit with the hurley on the ground or in the air.
- The sliotar can also be kicked or hand passed, using one hand for the entire movement. The sliotar cannot be thrown.
- The sliotar can be kept in the hand for at most 4 consecutive steps or the length of time to take 4 steps.
- The sliotar can be balanced on the stick for an unlimited time.
FOULS
- Touching the sliotar directly with a hand while it is on the ground.
- Overplaying the sliotar by catching it more than twice with the hand or running for more than four steps while in the hand.
- Physically challenging a player while the sliotar is not present (off the ball challenge) or by playing in an aggressive and illegal manner.
- A player may not grab or hold another player’s hurley.
PHYSICAL CONTACT
- Hurling is a physical game and a certain amount of contact is permitted, provided it is in attempting to gain possession of the sliotar.
- A fair shoulder charge is permitted.
SCORING
- A point is scored when the sliotar is hit over the crossbar, which is above the goal keeper, and between the goal posts.
- A goal is scored when the sliotar is hit under the cross bar and into the goal between the goal posts. A goal is worth 3 points.
- Goals and points can be scored from play or from ‘set pieces’ such as a free or a side line cut.
ESSENTIAL SKILLS
- Picking up the sliotar via rolling the sliotar with the hurley into the hand (roll lift) or by using the hurley to scoop the sliotar into the hand (jab lift).
- Balancing and running with the sliotar on the hurley (solo run).
- Striking the sliotar with the hurley on the ground (ground pull or hurl) and by tossing the sliotar into the air and striking it.
- Striking the sliotar while moving on the ground or in the air (doubling on the sliotar).
- Free Taking: Picking the sliotar from the ground and striking it in one movement without handling the sliotar.
- Sideline cut: Chipping the sliotar from the ground when it goes over a sideline.
Fielding the sliotar by catching it in the air.
- Blocking a shot is when a player uses his/her hurley to prevent another player from striking the sliotar. This tackle must be done from in front of the striker as they are tossing the sliotar into the air.
- ‘Hooking’ is a skill where a player uses his/her hurley to prevent another player from striking the sliotar. This is done from behind the striker and his/her hurley must be intercepted as the striking motion is taking place. | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMzZOVjJJTVlrWGpJWGNVNEpJLTdKU2FWVUdaZGw5STJJcGRHODJkalFxbGVrdDMxay1QRC0tZGEzTEgwR2MzYXR4VFRTR0pra0d0Uk1fQU52YWNQbnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeEFrQnpPaEUxN3NQQTNlU3FadzNPNnNwWk05M0JaT2NLd05DUmc0YkRubGFfRXBzN0tibU50RzRHWC03T2ItY3E1enRKYy0zV0hDQlhnMlVwYTJrUHA0YXczMHdDUnZxdEQzREUxdVN3UzZnN2FsTE03UjFEeTZYeF9WT2tsX0JCVVVyWEV6U21sRXd1bk9EOGUzN1BmVExGSkV6eGJrTDYxelROS0JaQmtBM0lLUGFuaVBoczVKdDhTTi1sSjFnRklUTktqNmlaeFpVTmVHU29LdzlBZz09 |
So I am working on a personal project and while doing the research the idea of making it into an ARG that feels like elements of the S2 ARG are just falling into place.
I'll let you guys know if/when it happens.
It has nothing to do with Mr Robot (yet)--and probably not related at all, but very much like S2 ARG, but I have not started any puzzles yet just some of the key elements and a story. I cannot give details now obviously because it is going to be somewhat secretive/mysterious.
| r/argsociety | post | r/ARGsociety | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYU2VNeEJtNGE0OHdmQ2FBWno5RlJvRFdjcFFaWnROUUsxSmx5dm1JMVcxQW9TVFdvalN1Nnhfb0RCbjd5dW1kZkI2QlY1LVI2allicUpBeU5nRXI4S1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNUs0M2p0dlBNRUYzMTFIa1FWSmptSE93UzdNN0RGZThJZm5paW5sZHo3VmxjQXhKX185ejRMVXFFU1ZUYTlpUW1PTGFrSE54Nm52Tlo5dmdqaFNGY0ZLamlVeTdHR1BWS3JsNm8xcGJGR19Fb1lYVkpMTG1aZWh0b09jUk5TQjdPeWNXU0Fjd1ZTNnlyUzFGeEt0ZldsSEJXSElFTTR2b3VlTV9oRmtKdnUzQWtTYjFUSWREbzFCRm1iR29GSTBVd3BiVUprLVYtQlA4aFlqTXJTVnRDZz09 |
Nice project | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcjVuay1RblRYRkxXZVhBbzFsZTZPaHlXZzVqaXQ5ZDh3akxBdUgwRTVQVTlkOFB1NTltRWlQRWk4bUU4VEhZRUVxd21yNHFIdHZQcmwyQUk0TnBWdGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGcHFmbVNmd2Vxcng4NUtKazZpLVZPem5WQ3RCODdMMFU4Q3p3SWJvb0g1WFJGUFk0WGY2bUNvX0NYV0k1ZU16QkNGUEtxWWNCcm9kTjVDNnh1U1NoWDFaWTFSRTl3eDBZZkNzMmx2M0sxUnExOWwwa2lhYTBJTlUzWTQwZXppOXhQdmVZRVFhcUdqaVJjbDB2bkUzYkk4UDVQNUNEdzJSSGZLTEplVzhnX1prPQ== |
Obviously, you're not a golfer. | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTWxoclMzZmxhMWxNcTNrMDRldkNHYkF3ck1YWHEteHlwdm5zX3RPTTQ4RDZQTFI4alZPdmxMLUJNSy1IUktPVUtodWhza3RxSXFRemVqbWFqWFpoRmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWklFNUQ0UkpHUW5ScDdhWHMxdjdjQnB0SWI4eHNxYnAwYWJzUGJ0Ukc4RUt4VV9pLUlaTC1jaWZtLTZacjdaRzcxTjd0SzI0S2tMbFE3Mlh3bWxCV1NlVmh2eGRtVkxIVFcwUEhQa2xEczV5MDlEZ0tibUhYS0JIUkxqbFN2djYwdlZ0V2ZIbTc5dEhqdXZBWjlNa3k0TTExUjFDQzNvelhGX015cXItbnVZPQ== |
I run a restaurant and don’t have a ton of other skills other than cooking. But if I can help anyone out I would love to!! | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYem9fc3JVQ0h1ZDlLeGxRSHpITkNQbUdoM0x1a2ZKQWVwbWxnXzdmRGZWLUhRMjBTWTY1S0lZLWc3eURvSVVaMnRSZ1JjWmlqOEl1RGlMV1VaV3FzMVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWUlya0puSjhOM3VHeHBERVJPbUZvQURST255MVA2SlhfRVRDM2hpQlo3am1GUEJ3bnV0bEZISDEtQ0pUTlBmbW5ObE43bU5KM1h3d2oxOE90WTFiT09SZ0p3b1Fnc2tZSmF5dXNNd3VPTTRvYVFweW5DTjlRb3c4SGQxUFdkS2FnSE9zOEViOHJRaGllVWxPMVc3TWR3anlwdFNNWFFiemlILVh3Z3dNMU5RPQ== |
Name checks out. | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYblRiZjVRZ1N4X3FMQVZodzVKVDRTeExvZlJMdGR4MjkwT2hBOUdLUGs0TU1kV2lXLXp3QV9VOGFudjRSRHJWZ3JGR2Rka0NuNDhlRFdQR1ZhbmFXN2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRFZQby1TYUlHVm9KWm5BZW5WT1E3UTdqWjRtY21QMEs4UjdvRE5ZbGo5ZDlDU3gwaW9NbUJoX3RNMWk3a2tRdDNwOG5pLVNtWV9Ga2pqdnA3Z2hDVUdCWHdGTUtRMTR1ZHJtNzhwdjNTOGg5WkJhWEkzQ3QyZTJ5cVJuSFh2ZFN5MjU5X0xUd3RNNGxmQ1lKVzY4b1VUcFRvUExVclVqVnlxci0xZkNNQWNSdTJkQ1FVb3FPdW5fN0hYVzhMdWQ5MXJDX2xWQVJqd0Nxa29wSl9XWHpVUT09 |
I just found this sub and I want to help! I am located in Anchorage alaska and I want to help someone! If you are wanting to visit but dont know what to do or where to stay I can help! | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVFdHNEtnOW5hV0ZMZzVjeTVWTG5iaGpMRHh2cUhyeFdyMFZCZDFoS3NlNFN4Y18zRG5FTzhlUW04dDlCUkFuaWt1bnJyMUVIbm80NTNQMnFSajRna3lBZjAzeXZvSHNnbG1rLVpJNkRubnc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGTHNDU0o1SXRXdW9ySFlhX0E0LUY2Z2hud2NCYjhjb0pMQURxcldKSktTbnZnODMxUEtGOFlUOWFEVEYxZkphcjdCekhiNVExRFFtX2JEal9sWHRGTDdvMnBtUEZIQ09pRGVLWEFUT00xWEt2SXFkZEwzLTJja2NKYWpiR2J3VjZJTGtYYldmVC13UDZfSHFTb3gyWHE4dlV4akF1blQxR2ZKMzJwcXVzM2k4YzNsZmMyLXZMQk1JTUpfa0VfWFNhNkpVQlFlSzc0Z2pseEFoVUdBbS1wdz09 |
Don’t be fatuous Jeffery. | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUjd3WmNCQ19BcGhuVlFaZF80VFNZWGlpN3JjQzZUeTBidFhEcDlIb3VOQzBzaV9ka0lSOHd6dEFpMGNDb1J3cmFteE5Ka2xnb0dNYmdGd0x4Z0pkMmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGa1dnVnByZXpHRHN2NER1Y1o5Tk04ODFkRm4xclpsdlR1ay1YdE1FSXg0V1RZWV9leHl4bzVKX3dSNjkwTXVEZ2VIT0pXSGhNbnM4YXQyZDFlc1BrOWxZRjY4VzJvUlNGZkRlNlAwdXlkOGg1MkE1M3JZa0NRUlNnR0tycEllNTFHZTZHdU5FNkZTNG93NmpVNUVZY1E5anNXMmtQTm9ub250UUFwRk50X29JPQ== |
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If anyone wants to come out and play in some fancy cars, I'd love to put these to a good use. We've got a pair of lamborghinis... happy to take out a passenger in each.
If you're semi sensible I'd probably even let you drive. Whats the worst that can happen 😂
We've got access to some real nice cars here - Porsche, Merc, Lotus, Range Rover, Ferrari... we're happy bringing them out to play for good causes so let us know if we can do something :) | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUEZuMXBKdkRfWGgzamtBbUM0NjdyWVJWby1FUTRmUXYxZDJ0RUN3ZGZUZ3ZMbnBOY1RYLXRvUUg5MzhQU2tHVVlxYjNNNmg3bHJRUDhJZXFxNGJwZUxBM1ZVYm9xYjRfdmdRU1g1R1NNOTQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGdm93UGhhUFZFUEVacFk3QmlMU3JUOXU3TmlNWHdRMk56bEx4WnFVRElSTTFfMGhVNEdfZlBjcy1WWm1Ia1VDbG1QTmUwNkN0eHNPLU1NVHBPNnNDRDJJMVYyTU51aXZLZEhrTEkzaUVzSFZ5aG9jQ01Ibi1FVlE0OFFrZGI2NFM5OG9hMktKTWRPU01NZ3NfbVJ5QlptMjZLYU9EejlhZnI0UlExTXE1MDZEOVN6SFVQRmI0WkQ0QnJ2VXpRaVc0SkJtcUJITFBicW5ZMUFnN0R2UVktQT09 |
nice. | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYODJCTnBfVkR5WFRDQ2lSZ2tMcl9mdFMzT1ZJb3ZGemUtNEtEbmlic2hHSFBLd3pScnhMTFJBWjBGTWV5U0lwMjlvNzcwMW5URzJPeVN1NFVfVHpxRXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGaW1iVnBpaHQ3dzBLa1BqdTVQbVczcmZNVEJHMXZRU09tV0UtTFplc2pZSm5YR0d1T2xIUkdBQTFqYkx5bVdWQjZvbzFFZ0ZHZzVHWmkwY1ZsQjhOdERacFNIdTdHSVVSeUJrNEtreTlac1IwNXE0dFNHRTVDaFhpeWwwLWx3Yl9IbHBLMXNXQm1ZWUJDU1FBR1ItVk1uTEZqQ0J1N2pWOXZZbVFzRVlfamQ4PQ== |
Relevant username. | r/dubbedgifs | comment | r/DubbedGIFS | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTGpHNGVhMWhPaVI2TG14TEdfWWg2WFhGQmdVdkFfaVpOM2c1NG95aUtQdDVyMm9xUmtONnRUOTVILU9UVFhMclBLNFJXNUcyOTJfVTZLdGNObnp2M3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVTdZcEMwd3QyWk4xMWFDSnN3Q1U5OUwtaFM4TVlqUWlvVlFJWnhIcFhUNHptVzZWX1BRMGQ2NGdvVEFlaUhxdVJ2NUQzaFhDR2kzRllHUFhCYmcxY0d5SjZSQjJ5ZldNMHBNMTRzZ1k5eDNxSjVrd0dSUTYwcXRxUUszZ1lKYWRickRsemFRTEt4UFlFUzRKS2Ffdy1tVXBrbnhLVWRSaWJId1gxRzZpbWNnPQ== |
He shakes hands with out knowing what he agreed to! | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYOWdDQzcxYjhseXNaMVJ2YXh3SVYwLUtUUFd0SGxpYkhGUzJNaU1vOVV0Qm9NSVpGdy1uWnVrd2dqZzJJN3NITDdVd3ZRWjRQc0JkTUl5RGRDcnZqVWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUTFKSVRqajZuR1NpYXRsTG53YWR1SEtOWWJMMm11WlFlN0tWU1Btckd3WlVVaEpSTks2T2w2UzJvemtFa0hCY3NjN1FIaklNV2txTkpIeUVxYWN4cEZ5eV9vNTl5VVdOR1VXNFpEUU1LRVprYnRubDZuLWlRWmZKSUdDTVpadVNzeDNud3FwWEZxV1dtSkdCdFg3WHdRaGluZ1Jsc2lxZllROHRfNnBOQzhBdHd0aTYtcl9mdzlwU1FmTmhBMXJC |
My faith in humanity has been restored. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-07-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYUNjWC1YZHEzM3JlbHJNVkotSFdGdlZsM2lSMXJaTUNkZmNkX0VZVnFucEE3QUFLS014MjdINHBqT3F5UF8zZ3A4YmlHczM4bFZVZkpLakw5VWVxT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWi1vZjdITXVMZWRUQVRCNm0wbkhqNnVBREFyYUZPOFRKS0ZidTVFYUttNWFtbmJXTVFTVDRxOFFJemwxMzR6dGo4ZG11QXpucldBaVhnbDRCUlVORUtfRXhNZ1R6UXcwamx1WVJNckNUN0tmSFRvWWdVTEZFZDZuRFJaNnExMzduaVc0MF9OZkZCMU1DbGh2N2JkUHFVRVU0SnNyQ0xVeW9vZDd6S0hCbFJ1bHhrVFdab1RfWXpZOUxHM3R1SkxTLS1Mem9uRTRfaER6NmZEQU5VWFpUQT09 |
Right now, if you go to http://gaben.tv, all there is is a grey screen with a bunch of links on it. I hope that glorious site returns soon. | r/the_gaben | post | r/The_Gaben | 2018-07-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSkVXaUFqdWM5OC1Ea0VMaFZvV0dSbk9YRjJibmJLRXM4aFM4MS0yeWdQWTlldlFuY1dOUG1qSTJ2eXZDeDZiN0V6anRfSDBNTnFRNVVMVElTclluS3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUEJ6cnJnbFBZUlhCZHRKWFBmeEJLNTcxUjByc3F0RTNISHM3NnNaUm5QMm13aVpESHM2cTFpWTNRbmc5ZzFBdzNwVU95bW1ENFBtcHBwVHJWcWFFNFJCMmhnWVBlbnlfcDhFcHZ0ODROUEdvNHFMRkJBemRfUlJ3aG1FMUZwbk82SndIUnFNbmxWSEw2NjNMVU9rYVFRMXRkVFVhQm1CSjB4NlQzYmNHc2JKXzU5Y25xbnJhLTNKQ0w0a2NDZ1lT |
This is too true. I think Sarah Silverman said something like this recently.
Only exception I'd say is regarding radical islam here in Europe, where discussion is severely hampered. But that's something different. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-07-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSkF0NUFtcnVGZVUyZ1hzZlRwOGdYWTV3N2hNODM3YVM3ZWhKUTJ2aW9wcUtUX3VEM0xWWEQ4dWM2MjBiSmp0azBuU0FKZ0I5STRHdDRzMnZnNXNiQnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMWkwNVJZMnMtR2V1QWZESFhWYjBWc3NJcm5PcXRmdGtpc295cDFoOE80dWt3OEtKOGRrYzgwTklpM3VnNWMwWHpiMXZXT0tudkMzOThjbnhsSU5pUzJWZmhpNmpDa2h5LUVjTEkxOFliUEJLWkxlZ040M1hieXNGYjFJZTBpSjRIa1ZxSVB4a3ZlMVhoOVVKVmQyVDVXSmc0SEhtVXBCWFYwRmlsX05uVlNuZERmOFFsazVYSEx0Ui1xVGdGTDZ1ejVUb2ZlaHQtWlJPQjFUSFRWZmcwdz09 |
Perfect. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-07-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVTJwOEo5SEtocUhCbjJrUUx2RTBXcW0wb2FiNzJYelRlYkRhVWpzUXVNRkF3R3R0NlZPRnAzMnZKa1FsUTZVNFR1TlZaRnhzU0V3WkNxZmU2MTlsR2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMVk4OHl3X2laNzhsNVplTWZ6Y29raVIzS3g5UVFxc01UOGNCbk9VX0ZCY2dGZGNONW1hcldqR1hLQzFzTG1Jbmwwby1xNXhMS2M1WDNqbnRPZVRkSEVBcEFMT0dWbVp3bzJrcy1COFFDbXVZcmZpRm9XWU43bDg5aXc1NG83a1BYT0RxSExGUk1IZ3lXZEZScDFBSktadGpKdjB1MC1DaUtRSU41YWJETU0xTnFYMXBGUHdQRXc4bC1nWi0xSjAwYTNyRjdCWDNYYkVBQTc4QXg2a3AxUT09 |
Hello all, I work for Project Airtime. It is a non-profit that wants to give everybody the opportunity to fly. A couple times per year, as our budget allows, we will fully cover the costs to travel to Utah, stay here for a few days, and fly as much as you want. If flying solo is on your bucket list, just ask and we will see what we can do. We are very flexible on what we can offer and it brings us a huge joy to help people out. The offer extends to the family and very close friends of whoever has paragliding at the top of their bucket list.
For people who can't walk/ don't want to risk a hard landing, we will certainly put you in the Super Chair, a specially-designed paragliding wheelchair with suspension in the back. We take paralyzed people all the time and can accommodate any kind of wheelchair padding they have as part of their personal non-flying chairs.
Thanks for taking a look!
[http://www.projectairtime.org/](http://www.projectairtime.org/)
[https://www.facebook.com/projectairtime/](https://www.facebook.com/projectairtime/) | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRE1td0cxcU5ldmJ5YXZ0c3EwRy1DT2tEaE41eWlDaHpqNnF3RVRFSm5LaEk5RG5NLVp2MXUxOE9ZTllpbUFrVGlKamFUN2dJcUxvdnAydkxlbVBuRUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUHFDVWc0cEpEUmtkbDJFY2VjU01WSks5SUxDc0FKWEFxdjlKOXdScmFfR2NTNE56SmF3MDczVThsdkVTMERHclp3MVhXU1NWdVdJRGdBV3pfdnVkcmZ2TkFnZVcybW1kQ09QTGEzY19yVzFfR0pCN3JBYnM2VHJRVTNINkhYbXJwUEZEZ0M4T1F3aW1RRUtPRUJGYVRRNGFsa0Rqc1U4VEhoSWVtTzQ3Sk1mRDE1TjJBcGJBOWd0NWc0ajZzNm5ubDhyQXAxdURWekRfMW8zR1dRNDQwZz09 |
🤔 | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYc1dQeXdSNTRQS0dxZXpLYkM4Z21vMWdYMzRRUkp0YVVWV2lYV3hnVHFlQjlhN1NBZzRUaUJqMU9YS0s5R2Y1Zm5lUEVlcFNCU0x4bVltdWhhTEU0Y0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRVktdTNVLVVpREtBV3dvTnhqY1kzNEcxRVlsUXpDTGZyd0ppVUNjWFM3MzNHZk16R2JCNzY1YTFGWEFZN2s0RkpDckZPY1VMMmU4LVB1ZGpWZjRCUUVFS1IzcEQ4LWk4VTdvM1B4MFhlMUVlYjRYRENEMUNWVEtDUDA0TGszWENkTjBMLU1lbzlJRmVSLW5pbng4YXBSS1ZvNm05YnVKTjBBc2RNa3NlVlN2ZFg5VEk4YzBZRWxlMGFRX0diR1ZPTTRtdE1BRjkzMWlCN1lHWjlCMWd0Zz09 |
Just rambling. | r/goldredditsays | comment | r/goldredditsays | 2018-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYT19SejRfTWYzcS1na2YwN0Z1Njdza01ZSDJvM2hSZklUZS1Qb1F3UVdZQnNtWmM4LXhEVkg4RmJia3NFdDVQWXE1TENPR3M2Qm1kc1BlalBWTXcyblE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWHY2S1FpOTFyYzhhVUNlbTNoN2lNbGRYTXNTYmxacEdZOXBZbGt3Q2MzbWd4Q1ljd1ZfV0w1Q3JNWWNodXB6bkZjTnluMUkyX3piOVJpV2p5dXdySFpGcEJCeVVVS0dhelNVUURvemF3VmlBN1Z1bXQ2bFdIMUhwZ0lueWVHdGV4aF9MZ0pHcmNVSXJKMFRVOVBrODRsdmdRTEk5VWx2ZTFYS19oeTJ6ZWlxelVlUnVjZTY0QkxrelIxTFh2LTNpSmhxVlZaR20ycG4zREszclZXbk0yQT09 |
That's it, boys, the subreddit is complete. | r/deliberatebaroque | comment | r/DeliberateBaroque | 2018-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUl9sWjlmazNEZmc1Y2dBR245OHlOdllVZnpLVG1KUU9YNEtxNlBSeElZekNXR3ROQTd0MDJUenk5N0xhZlVMaG80cjVfdWNPZlVqVGV0RXdRY2xOZUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGOTVReHdLM1J6VlJzSkMwUVBxb2lFZ0dwTFdDV3VmZ1RDR1NkNF9mWmxHT3pNSG1SMkNmRE0wYWtaX2hNcnNiTWlMbGN5SmgzdzNvUGJWRVdNZUx2Sk5sVW11Skt2WHFtbUN3ejlzaG1SYU9nTTNWdHlKR1AxZmdlLTh5V1BibkhPaDB6SVl3eHJxZ0lyXzhTN01xR0FuamprenhhS0RxMWVxaE12cW9TQmh2eE9YQWl3VDVLZS02RXhSS0J4TmtSaWpvREtZeWgtb3I3eldUUkItOG0xV0ZuaHgzZDhBSVVaTElTbjFtVmlORT0= |
I might get downvotes for this but I'm conflicted by the information presented in the title alone (I'm at work so I can't watch the video). Is it a good idea to allow these animals to associate people with food? | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeFRSX2hCbUlITThMaTVtRFV0THZQMVBTbm1GZjFxVkNjV2FJdGFyenVOcW9NY1Y5NkhXZWdWVmZVeldQNWxKcEdEdk9yNVBaRHhsbFA3bFpyekQ0NGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSnFPS0dIWTdCSkdMMEU0Q19YNVNsWFhWTndQdkRDSUJRMm1UMFlNUmF6Z3I4eU9GZnJrdDNXRFRVT29IcGNyRmlUb3pCdW55bU5YYW1ON2toRTJmYU1WTUtHV0taRndEd1NtbGw5MnByOS1fTk1MOVBpZ18yeHhJalE3YVA0bVJuSjJVZjI1eWVselNPak1JUmZXc3ZWWkhXSkotTng5TkliN2ZhMVdZQlhHcXlEOE9OSG5ubjF1Ukp5c2pCNkVxNzdvOXhYaDJ3LXRoenppU3hIUnNLbjNWaWRaUEpaQXlESmw1QWhaUndiST0= |
Teams who use a sweeper instead of a “flat back” don’t get scored on in counter attacks as much. At least that’s what I’m seeing is the difference. | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQlZvRGNSU2tfUkFiYlVETWVzQ2hlekJMYjA5T0dXX0EtblJybWJrRGVjT2NlWWRiWW1Pbkxwb0V6bUNsalEtV28wMC04TGtJX1lSTWNfWjBTZTdjbjJ6dDNZM3ZqcFdNc1VOdWFsT1JSdUU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGbnB5UGEzcDlwX0ttUTJmNUp4ZkNDWTktSWFDaE80cDdTalhNNTFVT01jVnlfSXBoV3NXWEZmNFo3YWRpSWo1SlNGYlBad0p5UC04RG5ZV1VoN0ZxSFNnVVE5SUxtMHZMVjhBdnhTOEJZZUdxdFhnQVJSWkc4RzVKblJnb1lKYklPU0tHUDh0NTYtcU92S2dScUZQRy1wdEVFak9EWUZ6LS1lcXpxc0JwUjVKb3ZCVjhMN0U2bTVaRlY2U2l1LTFhWk03TjZCWTZ1S3IxdzI0TFJZSGM4Zz09 |
I cannot name a team that has used a sweeper. | r/soccernerd | comment | r/soccernerd | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYenlpMmliYkRpS0JxTWdBT3N0NjMtTkFZR2JLdDU5MVBkTlBLVGZOZl9VZnlGY0hQenZicmpSdzl4SVQ0QUJqTmlaNU9helBScHk2UVV4N0g4VzZIb3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUDQ1dmdYZURzVHU2eURLWTZtbWMtUlJNa0l6ckVIMno5OWc4ZHZCbHBwbFczUG5qcTdmNm90a2ZoR0dSaHlZdDlqaGFVWlljd3I4cmhsaGRsMk5HWXdsaEZjbXJwNEVZTEszbEhIOUpRRmdRRWxJNnFFUm9idHZRNVU3MXAtemtqeVJpUmtMbEpzenQxU25GclR3cDY2MXBYaDE3b0VVeDlBNkhnTDhsR0cwVXA4NmJpVC1QQTNpZnZKa01HR1JZR3Q2X2pzbWNuX3h4TGIwb0FHdkxNZz09 |
I'm thinking it's too small to do any harm either way. | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTmY1X1B5YjExM3l2SlJPdFpDa01RZmVVVWozUlliUHVRWGg3b3BCTkNvdHlUMzJ6UnJQUTlFZkVHZV9KUFR6bEdBNkRJeHl4VXd1bDNYX0RJcld5V0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGU1liNldsSlVMWFd5RTVrZHJHcmw5Ty1SanBPdDI3UXcxR2ZTTUYyNFRnaU5LbWxQaFVqcUF0S3hrRl9QckMzQXNvcFhVTEJmWGlqWmZLWG9sZlBscGs5eXctYmNMUmoxRTllUTVIdEpIaEpLczgyT3k4ZVlQTFptc2JnUmd6UFZWUVhFblhZRFYxeTRIUkxxOTBicGxrVG40TVdIRXpSMDBvaHd5MFJPQ01WRjZKY0YwT3ZQQzZEZHFiM0l2dTV1RUNHamhjR2MzSnpEdWJLRXpTYXZnc3g1bWRzakV1bkotM3EtYjZ0Sk4yMD0= |
[Source](https://foto.gettyimages.com/photos/willian-of-brazil-wins-a-header-over-aleksandar-kolarov-of-serbia-picture-id985483274-story-large-8f03430d-ae2b-4248-ba7e-f1b08e78fa0f.jpg) | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbFNBb3FZSGU5azFDS3hCM3lfQm5hZG1ZandScEJSOGwyUDcxaTJMZWxONlppZmRhcFRGRWJiZ1RZX3FWbm8wcFl5YWtQYjJOV0Y2c1c3c0s2S0YydFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRXJUVndNM3czaVJRTVpiU2hlR2Z3Y2NWX044aE9WeWlXUDZUYjVlMlh1SGxUdTlpZlg3eVdhbEw1U1RDNk1RM0dVbndKWmZLSUVyYmpJUkdMQVlXMEFSM0JXUWJoVFdoQm0tMk5JTVY5Q1RsX1N0amEwb05OVTI4eXhvcUhHbXZTc1JaQXo4WW82UkhuTW5WX09scUNUVGdqeTdEUDhsR0JzMVRGT09KaUZzb09UT2huWkVnWDNVdU5iX2dsSVlMemVCUlRyeXhqb1Z5aWI3V1FlbjVjZz09 |
If it gets killed because of that.. that's still sad and moreso unnecessary whether it made a large impact or not. | r/animalsbeingpolite | comment | r/AnimalsBeingPolite | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMXZuZEYzak9LeWhIN1BDdGFjeFNBRUVyREZJdmdPcTBfSW1HQzVCdktJdDNubHJtWXh2SUU3WkU5X3ZTdWZRSG5mc0Eza1hYdWx3Yk5kWUtOZ3dmMmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGVTlERnUyN2hTY3Q1YmZ5SkRpblp2Y3RjcDBfUzRhX1llNDlhanJsWjF1ekJ0c3dsQjBoYXdtQmRpMHFjc3k1OE5JdjViblFrajRwWENEUFJxU2N5SklyMUVyS3hXOFQycmRSOElJSk9LSzVMWVlqN2dWSGNSRHV4RGtUU1ltQVZWNHNxc0kwc25weXNRUGt0V2swX2sxZXVENXlwdkJaVVozeWd6aW5YVVZhSm8zc1lKdTkzbEdlQXl2eUsyOXVhTFl3NTA4OXZrYVMycFlyVi01WnJHU1h6RnlvWUxuUVp4R3RNUTB2cGpEST0= |
God I love volleyball... Such a competitive and fun sport to watch... | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTW5PNzFUMXRkMVdsRS1MYUl6UGV1SVhZdUZlVnA3d3d4djRwWEFEaXloMWV2U283dUQ3YWIxdzJQWllBSEpYTkw0bzN1MzE5Y0RZSmJIVXBaS0pVWHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGd0ZyM1pNMlN1ek9rLTJDZlNnUDZzMFQxc0ZYWGo0TWJrdzFGVnF3bEQ1bk50Wml5ak8zTEpQd1V4dGh1WENweDBKWDJHMHZSZXZPSktPNWpsQzk4NVRfT3kwTl9SZHkwaHFJZk05V01CT25qT3hUNkgzUE8xdmkzeFJRTUVsdVlraEVDOWRrS0I1aTZ4ZXJLc05RLWIyajJxWnhyeHZGVWowWUlBaTR0SGZocmFzZzA3d0drRUh4RWNWSThzeC0w |
I've got to try and give this a go. It's too perfect. | r/k_gifs | comment | r/K_gifs | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYajVkd0pxMWpwcG9FSDZyNEZXRGhrbG9qckxsMXlPU3Q5MzRVcUZCZlBGd2d6UF9XRzJYX2Nwelc5UWttZmgxWkltR1ZRbF9aWi1hV19YZU9uYmpkalE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGaFpBMWFkNHROVHliTGJBRmVqb1BoTm5vNEY3MzVJNUVTZlBmVHlYMFlERFh6M284alZMckY4SmliT0RXdGRic0ZwUUQxazladGlxMUNGeHBxR3RHanlTVl8wZUdrNndMek5vWlNaUHJKSU90bEtKNWpRSENoY3NZQzZ5OVpfVjREV0wxMnM3bTVpQnVTTWtQaF9rRkxJbWVRRkV0OXhYNnVOcXpmMXh4UVZZPQ== |
this is good | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTnRLbWU1VmxPYkJabFRJSHpnbklYY19DVFVSN3F0SkZXN0NvT05sNzJpdnRRMHMydTZXMnR0V29qUGQzOGJCZnhTWTJNRWxZeHNiRk5lRW90TE1QQ0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZldWV1R1UDVVWjl0dFN0TE5CaTFBNFJwR0xwdDBFeC1YZnBxMWFRQzloUlFmYUhka0k2WDdKb0tuNURuQTc5SmlRR3ZkZnIwenBnSHRlSTVPTngwYmhVU3pjOWhZaXk4LWFXa1A0b3R5bXo3ckExV0ZZVEUya2JFZ2xtdVpzcXVfd0ltT3lITmdWd3Z5UFRQTVJvTjk2b2pHb0R6S29wV0ZZQ0hrVlUzZTJVPQ== |
please dont let this ruin my life again.
can't say my eve name on here but ill give u my last forum avatar before i left.
[Hello.](https://imgur.com/a/bVK570C)
| r/evedreddit | post | r/evedreddit | 2018-07-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdlhaY1RRdFpQSmN0TjhKdEFQc2NFQVR1aWdHbks0Y0FidDBCZ3F4YkE1SXd5NnQ5cENQa01HdmdpdUZqa25Xek52VnlpQTByd2ZwVkNKenB6V3FheEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGNjhDd3l2Y1d1N0ZybWdqUHJrRlNNTEtvTm1VUjYtbS1fSlRUNmczSEYyeXZpMWpmWHFaRzB3Nms5a0lOMVlsUktnemM0b3FvQjA3M3pPX3pVZ3I1SlpWWTJoMS1XRm1uZU1nSVVkQmtoTVhjbDVBY1ZEWFlyTzdUOXFIOV9KY29OOGRXekI2VFNRR18tazA0Qkk4dnA2TnJiNHY0SE5WaWtYMjhldUpsQU5pTV9TQTBFY2lrLS1hQThKLUJUQ1ljanUwekY5Z0FJZ2lLVGppaWV3Sk5Pdz09 |
Are there any specific designs or phases you'd like to see on Phenomenon merch? Any artists or designers out there who might be interested in having their work featured? | r/thephenomenon | post | r/ThePhenomenon | 2018-07-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYkpHTkxHRWhGbnpwb3lWaEVOU3NuS1o0ZHphTHAxOXpnTFNzaEh2STc5Nlo5d1JXY1IyYUtwWVh3anhCNjVidklxSnY2a2ZmSlppT2JlcWJ5N2UtSlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGc1hmR1g5WjkySHpHbFNWVl95WHUwZHNJejdjNnlDSEhfTVhjMmZHX192aGpFY05fZTdWNTdQVVJXODFfcEtQaWJ2aXBiNmR5cTllQjVoZ1dQNFJZNE14N04ybk40WmFoMDdFM0pGckJLOG5rRndPMnBtUVNWTm16X0JhT1gxa29ScUs4Zjg0VXBMYjZOXzJMbDI3M0sxeDNqaUxvRE9hY3ZkdmhmOXh0SmNTSVNraW9FbDduOG9aVk1TaU85NVA1aXFPbzI1TjBQQmtYT2pMeGZQMUxfUT09 |
Great project | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbzF5QXUzWnQydEtEejhZRF9sUkVPRTItVUs4c25PYkRHeS1JNWdicEtqTUk2V0FBNWE4dUZzWkROcW52M2tvMVgyRVR4TnY1T0tlM3JKbThVeGJ3M1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZzhSTWEyQTNxcUNYdlNGLW45MlNicHg4b1UzZkRDQ0NxLUxKRUZjdVVvZ0YtN09PbDZPV0ZsUlhFV2laXzNhSXBCQTV3VnVFTGlzUkdSaE1JdVRTZ1NnTy05WVdkNzZkaEV0em5zWWNtU2IyQ3MyQ3pCQ3FaZ0ZlemRsSUYzNkFKWkpfUF9IVFpZS2hCOEtPY3JBbXFKOHk1X2tvMHlpRnpOaTc0UEhBWDEtaGM1aU5hZ3Y4aFMyOTVDVWlWcXQy |
Mainly in Ohio, but I have contacts throughout the country. | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYc2JvTERNTGhCYTNORHBKam92bDdtTU5WbUU1Q0ZoOVFqSkE5WjJEaVR3MXpXNGlsV1ZNVDc2YW5SS2xYMzdyUzMyYTFZQjJId3NVeElEc0NvQWtJZlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGczJoZkRaRDIxR2ttdlBxTi1nTEx3N2FwOVQyaVNHZTZ3RmwwNjYyYXpxS1dTcWVGdXIya0Q5ajN2d1RfNkZZZUNUREZreEdkc25BekNxUGRJbzZnX01GaTZuTXVkTFlXcUVGRGtyMTBBcmdIMGxjWlBReUtNMnpxTlFudXZ5cFpPTkhNc2I2MFAxRTdTbGd0VjhfMW5tWFIwYVJyNm9LeW4ybnQtcWJRTlhVN0pCaE9ZWW9pcUhqYjNfTWNzSnpKZGdYQ01zaWU3VkxDSnFQbGl5cjZuUT09 |
She loves twerking. I'm thankful | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2018-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeUxSay1QZk52SXhUV05ITHdpcDVDeXJBNmJQTXlad3VIMVBXbzFWUF81Q0xUUy1USWNHLVNCWkNROEpNcTdRQmFMZHhFbzZrWG5NNjE4RHowb3Q4eWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeGJoMDNFRjJyS25HMm5SYkliV0NGbThtcExKT3ZJTmVqdU1TVmI0QUtQa0lkdnVjcHFlYk85ZGdnWWZmNDQ0blZuazNlQk9YS2lBcmVNWm1Zd01TZ2ZmOVZqdi1aNUIwWUdwZXZFNVRpRlNEeGpVbFJoUTFVR0t3VVJJbjF4YnRyZDRYQVFDdWc4c1pveWRCbWMzQmJyeEU4SWtseWFGUG1rdGFoTjVDSTVJPQ== |
Took me a while to figure out the title | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWC1oWXN2dUM2WThRemxVQnhlM2FUSGR5UWVQeTFxOTRTMDNIZWw0c1FQaC1uSkU0NTJfVUxGS2Q4ZVF4ZTJGZWhYNUhaem1XTDBOaHpobGk0REpOT1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGT0pXMG5Edlc4eGl2WmdxRlotd0N2WlBLTUs4QW1uU0xwQ3dtRDNyclBvUlRvblhZc0UwQXZITWFpSDJqQnpFNHlCZVhfMWJlR05XMFJwRjBtNDZfRGViTUZJQXAzQWxYZjk2bUtQbHVqb2t5MFViYlVkeUJRUFlTZ2NieVBuRkd4Y3k2bVhBVDlFdXVJYjltUDNzaG5COTdiRmoweFJadW5HV1lzZ1VMQ1pVPQ== |
Its my favorite thing about her. | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2018-07-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRWJiLWdDbUV6N1BoVmZWTjR2S1pKSi1sWnJYYkNraWNGLWFnMkhPbDhveUhocEpESS1iRGU2NUFYQU9QUzhQNDVVbUN4Zkp4UExhZWpGNGcwOXo2TE1ERlh4UlVKNEp5OGRuU0JWUXFlQ0E9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGMlRBaUx5TFdkbUFNenBnWGZoS0pqVnV6enlUUHZCRjZsQ3c1bnQwUFR1TVpqNVBkZEdyX0FYcjBrekNsUV9ZQTU2YzBkTk8xcmFja1NVb2JVZGxmejRDTjVVZjFmRGRkSEFuY01QRld0bndONGxMMUIwYzBFWU5SUThZQ1lJb2plUzVJci1Bb1RULUx4N0N6WE9PVlZoNzFDUXRrTlkyMzY5UWpHWHBaRU00PQ== |
:) Glad you did! | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdk1EX2pDdmg4VERTWk5EVkdWd1lFSGtRd2pNUjBpMHdkdFV6MjRjQWVDSHlvS3Q4bTB0eUVUY21PYkh0d1k4bnV2RlQ0aFJ4SkNkblRXLVlCanlkQU1IekYwVmtlWWhLTlotNU9xZXhoSGc9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUS0wTnJpYlEwenZqdzVYTUx5bzZ5LXVhd21FZldUNVVYaHpXN1JaSTdKSUp2cnVld3MzZG5TMXVHWkk5VDMtZTZBdjlGSllUVmVJQmNRX0dXNDd2WWE3V25RelN2ZlhJMXVPNFNfRUJRMlRvWnZieEktNmNjMm5yQmhqRzR4dXRXUTBmU1E3d1FNb1l5SWhpalBmMFJlbkFmaXgyTnBkZVBXZ2c1ckJmYUVFPQ== |
That’s what she said | r/invisiball | comment | r/InvisiBall | 2018-07-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYc2FBNTAyMlF6X0ZsOHMwbFNyNndSVG1VdHBGX183VXZybTIwYVprcm55eGYzNlU0UWYyS3YyYzVnczcxaTJsQm9PbHhZMENBQnZQNUJXNVMxRTZNZUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGM1VaamFoLVcxd3RoX05ZY1Q3X2NRdDVqWUFHMnRNT2E0NEIwWnlGc255M3NFTnlFeExTb2gwRF8weXdZak9nMlFCaTc1R3owWm00Zmh4R2hqRTJXSzBaQWVKMHRGY2NHZmx1N21EUFRwVkFmc084bmhVVHZVc1FfMUdKY2V1YU41Z2xsYTdzdzZCZ3hHUTRFc3pCWlB6VV92ZkRqc1VDazlaX1RvMmJ6TDVEQzAxRC10SlpkNjMtYkM1WTBTcnB4 |
[PDF Link](https://thebiblev2.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/genesis-35.pdf)
**Genesis 35**
**In Which Jacob Tries to Stay Positive While Everything Goes to Shit**
It was common knowledge back in biblical times that a person could get in a heap of trouble if they didn’t watch what they said. Insulting someone’s camel, well, that was a surefire way to get a gang of angry nomads to stone you out in the square. And wishing plague and pestilence on a neighbors’ mother was all but guaranteed to get you disinvited from the summer potluck, with your head on a stick just to add insult to injury. But, of course, there was one phrase that no one but the most asinine of idiots ever said, for even just uttering the words was enough to bring down utter destruction and devastation upon your waking soul.
“You know, things actually seem to be going pretty well,” said Jacob.
He looked out over his estate, an unprecedented mecca of wealth and prosperity (for a farmer, that is). As the years had passed and his family grew older, success had just seemed to come their way. Oh sure, there had been some incidents. Gad had accidentally let all the cows loose, Naphtali had dropped a whole week’s worth of eggs, Simeon and Levi had viciously murdered a whole town, but overall, life had turned out just peachy.
“It’s pretty nice, huh?” said a voice beside him.
Jacob turned and was surprised to see God beside him.
“Wow,” said Jacob. “I didn’t think I’d ever see you again. It’s been, what, how many years?”
God chuckled. “Now, now. I’ve transcended time. Years have no meaning to an eternal entity such as I. Why, when one has full command over the whole breadth of existence itself-”
“You can just say you don’t remember,” said Jacob.
“Ok, well, for your information Mr. Smarty-pants, I do remember. If I recall, it was right after you fled like a little baby from your brother.”
“He was trying to kill me!”
“Pttthhh,” said God. “I know tons of people who died and they’re not whining about it.”
“Because they’re dead.”
“No, because they knew that a positive attitude can defeat any hardship. Except that guy who died from a heart attack due to over-excessive joy. Man, he wasn’t too happy about that one.”
“Did you have something you wanted to tell me, or was it just time for your half-century appointment to bother me?”
“You keep up that attitude and I’ll cut it down to a quarter.”
“Heaven forbid.”
“Anyway, I think it’s time for a change of scenery,” said God. “Go gather all your people and head on over to Bethel.”
“Ehhh, I think I’m fine here though.” said Jacob.
“Bethel is way better.”
“Is the soil more fertile?”
“Oh, no, it’s dry and rocky.”
“What about the heat?”
“Completely unbearable.”
“And the people?”
“Well, if you can even call them that...”
“So why the hell,” said Jacob, “would I pack up all of my belongings and head out to some new location?”
A bolt of lightning struck the ground a few inches from Jacob’s feet.
“On second thought,” said Jacob. “I bet Bethel is lovely this time of year.”
---
It wasn’t.
“Oh great,” said Leah. “More rocks.”
“Leah...” said Jacob.
“No, really, I just...wow. How did you know this was just what I wanted? Now, it’s a bit early for a birthday present, but how could I not accept a big pile of pebbles and dirt in the middle of nowhere?”
“You know,” said Jacob. “God told me that a positive attitude can defeat any hardship.”
“What? Really? That’s great news!” said Leah. “Everyone, dinner time! We’ve got a delicious meal of well-wishes and hopeful dreams!”
“Dreams?” asked Joseph.
“Yeah, there are some nice dreams just over that boulder. Help yourself.”
“Oh boy!” said Joseph, as he scampered off.
“That kid has issues,” said Leah.
“This is just what I’m talking about,” said Jacob. “All this negativity. I know it might seem difficult, but I think we just need to make the best of a bad situation. I mean, no one has died yet, things actually seem to be going pretty well.”
“Oh fuck, don’t say that,” said Leah.
A commotion suddenly rose from the camp.
“One of the nurses just died,” said Rachel, running up. “Tripped over a stone, must have broken her neck.”
“Cool, cool, cool,” said Leah. “Hey, Jacob, so those positive attitudes God mentioned? Should we, uh, should we just keep these good vibes flowing then?”
“Maybe I could check back in with God,” said Jacob.
---
“I’m getting the sense that you aren’t very grateful,” said God.
“I was very grateful,” said Jacob. “But then you forced me to move and killed one of my people.”
“Hey, don’t go blaming her death on me.”
“I thought you had full command over the whole breadth of existence itself.”
“You think I just go around making people trip over rocks for the fun of it?”
“Yes. Absolutely.”
“Okay, you got me. But she was old anyway. Her appendix was gonna rupture like Mt. Vesuvius. This was a much less painful way to go. I’m telling you, it’s all about that positive attitude.”
“Uh huh.”
“Fine, fine,” said God. “You’ve been a good sport. I get that things are hard. How about this? I’ve got a nice blessing for you. From now on, your name will be Jacob no longer. Instead, you will be called-”
“I got this one already.”
“What?”
“I have this blessing. You’re going to make my name Israel, right?”
“Well, who in the…,” God sputtered. “Who in the flying *fuck* gave you that blessing already?”
“Some naked angel dude who attacked me in the middle of the night years ago,” said Jacob. “Fucked up my thigh too. A real dickweed, you know?”
“These fucking angels,” sighed God. “Ok, we’ll just go with the classic then. Go forth and multiply, for many nations will come from your seed. Kings will spring forth from your loins-”
“You know I have like thirteen kids, right?” said Jacob. “I’m seriously done on that end.”
“Too late, you’re blessed. That’s my blessing.”
“But I don’t want more.”
“No take backsies.” God began to ascend in a holy light.
“Dammit God! Get down here!”
“Remember to stay positive!” And with that, God disappeared.
---
To his credit, Jacob did try to stay positive. And slowly, slowly, his positivity bore fruit. Rachel, the love of his life, became pregnant with another child. He didn’t exactly want another kid, but seeing her happy made him happy in turn. Months passed and the family got more comfortable in their new land. The earth grew more fertile. They would survive, like they had always survived.
And when Bilah handed Jacob his son, little Benjamin, Jacob finally felt that perhaps his struggles were coming to an end.
“You know,” he said to Bilah. “Things actually seem to be going pretty well.”
With that, Bilah fell to the ground sobbing. “I didn’t know how to tell you,” she cried. “But you’d find out sooner or later. I’m sorry...Rachel….Rachel didn’t make it.”
Jacob carefully handed Benjamin back to Bilah and stepped outside.
Screaming wasn’t exactly positive, but it was the only thing he could do.
---
More time passed. Grief turned into mourning. Mourning turned into sadness. Sadness faded into a dull and yet ever present longing.
And somehow, buried deep in that, Jacob found the way to still have a spark of positivity. “On the bright side,” he thought. “It’s not like things can get worse from here.”
Later that year, Jacob caught Reuben in bed with Bilah.
“It’s not what it looks like,” said Reuben.
“It looks like you’re fucking your step-mom!” said Jacob.
“In that case, your eyesight is better than I thought it was,” said Reuben.
Jacob decided it was time to take a break and head home for a bit.
---
On the long trek home, Jacob thought about the last time he had seen his dad. Things had been a little tense, what with the tricking him into giving up Esau’s blessing and all. But Jacob had hope that if even Esau could eventually forgive him, Isaac would as well. The last thing Jacob wanted was for Isaac to pass away before they could reconcile.
As Jacob’s caravan pulled up to Isaac’s camp, he noticed a large crowd outside. Esau stepped out to great him.
“Jacob,” he said. “I didn’t realize you knew.”
“Knew what?” asked Jacob. “You guys throwing some kind of party?”
“Not exactly.”
---
Jacob silently stared at his father’s body. Or what was left of it, really. At 180 years old, Isaac had been little more than a skeleton with skin draped over it.
“How was he, these past few years?” asked Jacob.
“Old,” said Esau. “Just...old. He didn’t do much, and what he did do tended to fall into the gross or disturbing bodily function category.”
“Do you ever feel like your life is just going to shit and there’s nothing you can do to stop it?”
“Well,” said Esau. “There was this one time where someone stole both my birthright and blessing and then ran away leaving me with nothing.”
“Point taken,” said Jacob. “And, uh, thanks again for the not killing me thing.”
“It’s the least I could do,” said Esau. “Besides, I don’t tend to hunt pathetic and defenseless creatures. Not much of a challenge.”
Jacob thought about protesting, but didn’t want to risk changing Esau’s mind.
The two brothers looked out over their old home, reunited as the sun slowly dipped below the horizon.
“You know,” said Jacob. “Things actually seem to be-”
Esau pulled out a knife. “How about we watch the sunset in silence?”
Jacob was forced to admit, he had a point.
| r/thebizzible | post | r/thebizzible | 2018-07-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRnVvT1hDaEVTUkRLWUQzUzVJSlVsRjdhQVJGWU1zZk9VUVRGRzNKdmJDT2d4OFRkX2t5YlNiYjk1aENOelhxNFZhR1FVeVdfWHNER2VEd2wtYWJkbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGUElIOWVzRXJoNnZEdmZhZ2RtLUlHVGNzeElCc2xlZ2RNSEFjbWdGSmVSaFZnbjhUdVVDdEZSN1ZiY0czdGxfd1RKc3MyRE1TbWUtUGZ6WkhTbmV1TXNOTVd3V1ZGU1B1X0Vob18tYlVMZ1pyVEQxN3N2UHp6VmJEYmEzYzg5VF9kY2pWNHRCYmpyaUthaDg5Sm9xNmNRaFU3c2xiWlFJNkcwc2JYRkJTUlEtUVNOSHRxTGo5UDFqLThuNDlWLWtmODVLZlVlNDE2bjNFc2pVc09rdmpSQT09 |
This is the most stupid idea I ever thought of but purely hypothetical how much energy could this create? Rats eat almost anything and it is cheap and easy to upkeep. | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-07-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNEZPZ1dRSFd4dmMxb3RfSlFOTEJ1dHJGa1M5eTB6MFhIX0xYZzRpOFdQZGJWX0hwQ0NQT05OSG5LaHFCaVFfU0pJN0dMdnZOTzlWT3Y2VlZtcnlNbmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGLUZ1c1hfcVFabDRaUHhhWGs1NmxHeHZhd2hiMUlJNm5oVTYtYzJJTE1ORzNyb20wMGtQYjRydDFVTkRCUkFOYkREVW9JaUpxV01iZHpGMGF6MG5RcGY2cFBOMXcyWG5pMEVobG5wR093VFFPdzM1SnpXdzFKYmhNVnNKbWJGWUp3WklzMmY5a203YXdObzRELS10cWdBQl9mbWN6ZWNuMWZkOWY4c2I5X0FBaVVReGZwcHNpV1dwMnNpeDU4Z2Zt |
Sandi has run out of options. No donor matches, stem cells won't work for her and she has chosen quality of life over quantity as far as radiation goes. She seems healthy enough, but folk with her condition do until they don't wake up one day.
She can't really hold down a day job, but has been picking up enough work to keep food in her belly and gas in her tank while she visits the people and places that are important to her.
Last Friday she threw her timing belt. Me and a mechanic friend went and rescued her, got her towed to my place and started tearing down her engine. Sunday we had to call it, catastrophic damage.
I'm hoping someone out there can help me find Sandi a safe, registerable, wagon or van type vehicle. If we can find her a ride in California it doesn't even have to run well, me and my mechanic friend can take care of engine issues as long as they are not too expensive.
I'm no wordsmith, but thanks for taking the time to read, sorry for phone formatting. Idk if I need to prove her terminal diagnosis, tried to message mods and didn't hear back. | r/fullbucket | post | r/FullBucket | 2018-07-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYT3FvaE5BbHJ0T3Qxb0p3dVlEaFlrZDVrSjhjanl3RmQ5UkpwVXBrRGlRNmRjY0d5OXFrT0ZfOUtJblRTRHl2RFZ0bmtITHd0RGpTUjFGS0FrdmlHQWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGS0dqMG91aFpZZ1dXWTF5QWpYZnl6Ty02a3RudXVDSGx2enBDNG9fRjZpSkhmTWdTdzhSRHk3U0JCclc5Nm9GWlYydjRfZS04bFkxTXp2LXQ2Y3FFX3daNjRlUi1xcVFlSzVGSGsyS1N6Sk5mZGZkaG5pYXN2OW4ybG0wZjRaRjdxRGZmdXlEYy0td04wX2w0dW5QZm9JUUxiNEZoV1lOem1hVjBhWmxVX090M2dyTndEMHZwSHF6RUh3b0E4SDNP |
Thinking of opening a fat-for-cash clinic post-collapse. | r/postcollapse | post | r/PostCollapse | 2018-07-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYa25uZmhUWXM3MDFZbXFhbzFwU05MaGkwbHpTLTNVVHNkc19rWlczcklCZ1gtTkZ6S0oxQk0xSGtrV0J6QWhaQUU1WFU0QWg3YTNfWHVxVlZFR2ZDcFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGSGlrQzdBX1dndy00REVWMnVVLVJmeHowcXNiNEVKYUpRcjBkaExQYkFScW8tTnAzcUpZVW5qUEtVUi1zNHdCVDJzMWFsMGltNjQwa2RCX212NDVxTzh0NDN0ZngyV2swd3ZJc2JOckJXejVjSVdMTlQ2Z1RmampXd25wdktmTUNZaHl1d25NQ0NFRTJSQ2tMLU8zOGdhbjE5cENubWhiZ2FYS2JteW5vUmlnTVBudVdiMkxEMkJZek1UU3VXaF9rQmhKYWJnRFgtN1FUWVp5Zkx6NFE1QT09 |
i5 3570k isnt the best choice for cpu "heavy" game + streaming.
Try to stream with ur GPU and lower stream-settings | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-07-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNHNXQWR5ZV9YTHZQaHNZSGVSN1hpenRXd3FsWHlwdVlDLW5qMHZUUDhJX3Y3VHFXOHZla0c5Z083dV9Cc1JHZkpON3p2M2l0UnNyZUs0ZTNkaEhXZEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGWVRQbU9WV3RGV2NUUWNiZ1FTTjEtSUt2UV91Q1BfSGJZMmVGZ1o4bU1FRlVQX3pHS0tyVWFtM2tQNC1zd016c2FjaDVKb1NNeG5Wa1FFekJveW83UWJRakpTLVpCcEJCd25tUnhxdXNwNWFGYjRJemJxazU4eWQzN243RS0xc1g0aHZYMFNUQldCcmpVTjNNalpOeEpqdjRheVVzX1pVa2dyalRGM1NZbzBXWWpFaWdCTHd4M0JZNjE3cXVrUU1kZ1ZNYThwU2xKbEZSTko4Mlg5WjhVQT09 |
wrong sub, my dude.
but as shifty said, 3570 isn't good for a cpu heavy game anyways. That is likely your issue | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-07-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYlNCTkhMS1JGb2lYTGh1djRDRWxBRS1CTjE5S0JKM2o4Tlo2NG41MlVNODdyaXVNNVlIR0VnQ1diNzdCSFNCb0FYWFdhb0hKc0F6anJFbGtmbXRxRVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGeTJjX2l4OFU1RXlDclFBZ2ZtdFZPRkJ2aXdFQVAwOXQxZmcxY1lhNXA0djhPMnI3ZjhmR3hVQkpRZHJMeHptX01Nd1pHbEJHNjNLam5SUDZSczFIYlo2bkRqRnRPYnRyRVZPWmY5V01SQjlIZlVkajNFMFk2NFJlLU5Yd0dieXRLWGN3RksyUkoxZk5TRE9oU1RpdXhia2UzWHpfVXI5em1IMUlJNV9VUFF4SXR1eU1DWExFRmpER3BQUm5mU0htcElSUWIxX0pUbENnQ0xtV1VFcWdxQT09 |
We've all been told - [even here in the Museum](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1c64t2/the_first_comment_ever_made_on_reddit_complains/) - that the first comment on Reddit was [a complaint about comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/17913/reddit_now_supports_comments/c51/). That record needs correcting.
The [earliest known comment is currently this one:](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/17863/two_countries_one_booming_one_struggling_which/c13/)
> /u/frjo
> A look at Vietnam and Mexico exposes the myth of market liberalisation.
This was discussed on [Theory of Reddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/8zbo39/the_search_for_the_first_ever_reddit_comment/), and in fact, there are at least 32 comments that are older. For reference, these are the first 50 comments known, [via the PushShift Reddit search API](http://api.pushshift.io/reddit/comment/search?sort=asc&limit=50):
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|-----------------|---------------------|---------------------------------------------------|
| frjo | 05:26:28 2005/12/12 | [c13](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c13) |
| zse7zse | 05:35:25 2005/12/12 | [c14](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c14) |
| [deleted] | 05:54:08 2005/12/12 | [c15](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c15) |
| [deleted] | 06:07:40 2005/12/12 | [c16](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c16) |
| rjoseph | 06:09:14 2005/12/12 | [c17](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c17) |
| [deleted] | 06:17:11 2005/12/12 | [c18](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c18) |
| cavedave | 07:04:10 2005/12/12 | [c19](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c19) |
| b0se | 07:14:24 2005/12/12 | [c20](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c20) |
| damir | 08:14:33 2005/12/12 | [c21](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c21) |
| richardk74 | 09:36:07 2005/12/12 | [c22](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c22) |
| kn0thing | 09:56:18 2005/12/12 | [c24](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c24) |
| bugbear | 10:41:59 2005/12/12 | [c26](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c26) |
| [deleted] | 11:00:25 2005/12/12 | [c27](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c27) |
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| [deleted] | 11:17:34 2005/12/12 | [c32](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c32) |
| AaronSw | 11:19:48 2005/12/12 | [c33](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c33) |
| AaronSw | 11:21:38 2005/12/12 | [c35](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c35) |
| fnord123 | 11:22:37 2005/12/12 | [c36](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c36) |
| AaronSw | 11:23:21 2005/12/12 | [c37](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c37) |
| ssundar78 | 11:23:44 2005/12/12 | [c38](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c38) |
| ssundar78 | 11:25:48 2005/12/12 | [c39](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c39) |
| AaronSw | 11:30:28 2005/12/12 | [c40](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c40) |
| zlayde | 11:34:30 2005/12/12 | [c41](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c41) |
| jarsonic | 11:39:00 2005/12/12 | [c42](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c42) |
| [deleted] | 12:03:35 2005/12/12 | [c44](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c44) |
| zimba | 12:04:28 2005/12/12 | [c45](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c45) |
| zimba | 12:08:20 2005/12/12 | [c46](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c46) |
| [deleted] | 12:15:20 2005/12/12 | [c47](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c47) |
| hellfire | 12:36:04 2005/12/12 | [c49](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c49) |
| bugbear | 12:42:38 2005/12/12 | [c50](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c50) |
| charlieb | 12:46:44 2005/12/12 | [c51](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c51) |
| qwerty | 12:58:12 2005/12/12 | [c52](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c52) |
| spez | 13:05:48 2005/12/12 | [c53](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c53) |
| mrevelle | 13:11:19 2005/12/12 | [c56](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c56) |
| bugbear | 13:21:27 2005/12/12 | [c58](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c58) |
| bugbear | 13:32:39 2005/12/12 | [c59](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c59) |
| mckirkus | 13:34:02 2005/12/12 | [c60](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c60) |
| dylanm | 13:35:51 2005/12/12 | [c61](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c61) |
| theycallmemorty | 13:46:20 2005/12/12 | [c62](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c62) |
| vibz | 13:49:41 2005/12/12 | [c63](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c63) |
| dylanm | 13:50:35 2005/12/12 | [c64](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c64) |
| charlieb | 13:51:49 2005/12/12 | [c66](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c66) |
| swwoodruff | 13:53:00 2005/12/12 | [c67](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c67) |
| tcervl | 13:56:04 2005/12/12 | [c68](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c68) |
| [deleted] | 13:56:53 2005/12/12 | [c69](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c69) |
| [deleted] | 13:57:16 2005/12/12 | [c70](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c70) |
| senzei | 13:58:25 2005/12/12 | [c71](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c71) |
| theycallmemorty | 14:00:14 2005/12/12 | [c72](https://old.reddit.com/api/info/?id=t1_c72) | | r/museumofreddit | post | r/MuseumOfReddit | 2018-07-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbjgxeVJEaHM2WTlXMWE2N2RlOHFPRHdMWTlneHUtMXZiSmtyTF9VZHY1bTBnZWxsYTZHME5wM2RaOW1GSE9RVk1LUW13aXFZREFnQjdsalpTMVZqVmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGX2RjTEkzMXRDd1NvcVlBYUVPYm9kYVYzYTBrSktGMTZFOWxuNjBuWEg4eXF6TXhFQW1kYzUtcnNUTE8zaDJBSE8zUG5RQXB6aDNEU2sxR05BWTNCNG9MMGNwQTJwak52Mk1lM1F0VEZBaF95N2hKcGJqOGwzamZobmhIZXI1LXpUeUlqSnExenNQR0NQQjI2anRhbnBxLUItajdWVjhPZDdaMkx4REF5MUhaUVl1T1JqVDk3ZW5MdUZWNmM3TEoya3ZQN0JoNmVQSFU2MFRVN3pDUGVCdz09 |
… there wasn't mushroom. | r/verypunny | post | r/verypunny | 2018-07-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdmVxdFVjQllLaUZfLTR0cjhGdmxpVWxkSE9nRGhBTjFlaE41MnVJZlY3OXBNOEpGd2k0RnVINUQ2cEk3V1VNbU5oWGlyS3lHbExkM0hoN3NaX0ZRYXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGRWtoa1FTM2hyU2dTOVljRHlFRmhJdWtJNXEyNmdvMTlvVmlDSjBIREJhY1VhYXFmb2hJVHFVTm9xNjl6cjlXZ2pValU0aXpaSmxEaGg5OGljRF91cWFZS2luRWFZSlo3aGlRZnNYNF9iSjcxMlBqM2lnUnBfeEFkc2pVZGtvY1JhNmlET3lEQnkyQlpyelpPWjJ1RDFpN2x3SkRpVVVpbWt4ak5aMWpxaXB6NUFnSjVwOFpBS2o0S3RkTVBVWjRRU3VfeExrVEtpbXFINHFNNEhEYjljUT09 |
Great job dev team. Good project. | r/merittprotocol | comment | r/Merittprotocol | 2018-07-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYb2UyZTg4QXdmMU8xbGp2LW8wOE9MSUdUcDM5Umwtd2Nnd3RET3Jfbms3V21xdkdXWDRqTEVseVhHUmJDcS1aUjdNSmpEVy1wdkgzd1BHZEtfZm1FTEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGZXdXbUdmQklDZGxIYUx2WHBFNDdrSXg3eHJOeVlTamIwc01JcU1DRzhEUTRUZXJHaXZUR0wybGxmdlplVDYtQWpfeVdBX21oWWs4bUpXQ05hTmljUzNJR1hfTjEzYm1GX3ZZdmRwMXdHM1FLUlBpNWJTcWkzNnBpbmw4YnBfd2Rjb29Ic0VlYjJKTnBEUnE5NTZrd0M0cnRUZkNNUi11b09za3ZqOHMyOS0ybU00OVdlVzhBZTBqMFRHcTE2ajVGOER3UnZmWmdTSlc2Z2R2c0NITzJhQT09 |
NEXT | r/battlegrounds | comment | r/Battlegrounds | 2018-07-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdElOT2ZzeDctWERNek1OdW9qdE96Y3h6enBZRHRfZnIwUDhPdDhIQXlJMVV2dnVCTF9Nam5JR2U2MXI2ajNiYkxTdjFxMnJVU0VQUlhjQm4wblk4a2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNGQU56VWNlMFh6WmZrWElFcS1ENjdSZmRRY2hySnBEUFFrS2xTUFFJbHU2WlpkMnZnZTlzQ1ZCU001NWdFWVcySFZoSDZSRG9xY1NHU0UzQUtmb0VQRks1ZTZyQXZjOFhjQVEtSENKTUR2b0I0V0R5Z0JyQmlLWFJvVGY1OXVUQ19XLUlIZ0N4bmFsWmFRYTRlMUVQSUJ2aUpPRkhZYzJrVHJYVlJMeWNYUTgtZE9ISXJpQzJRZ2VjMGIxdzNkaGJ6akNwSWlKbWdudmx3cFFRX0toLWdXZz09 |
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