$.ready not firing
<p>I know this question is out there a number of times, but they each look a little different than this. Below is literally the file I am running on apache.</p>

<pre><code>&lt;!DOCTYPE html&gt;
&lt;html&gt;
&lt;head&gt;
  &lt;title&gt;test&lt;/title&gt;
&lt;/head&gt;
&lt;body&gt;
  hello 

  &lt;script src="//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1/jquery.min.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
  &lt;script&gt;
  $.ready(function() {
    $("body").append("world");
  });
  &lt;/script&gt;

&lt;/body&gt;
&lt;/html&gt;
</code></pre>

<p>Please take a look at <a href="http://jsperf.com/document-ready-vs-fn-ready-pointless-optimizations-ftw/2" rel="nofollow">http://jsperf.com/document-ready-vs-fn-ready-pointless-optimizations-ftw/2</a> before responding to this question.</p>
