Including a local file but not making it run with the main script?
<p>I have one script that loads very quickly, but I have another script that I want to run with that script, but that scripts processes a LOT slower. The second script doesn't need to output anything to the user, it only needs to run. Is there a way I can include it locally, without making the user have to wait for it to load?</p>

<p><strong>EDIT:</strong> I'd really like to keep this part pure PHP if possible.</p>
