Real messy JQUERY
<p>I'm trying to make a nav dropdown using jquery and css, and I feel like I'm jury-rigging far beyond my needing to, however I'm still new to jquery and can't quite figure out a better/cleaner way to get this to work... Any insight would be GREATLY appreciated.. (using tinypaste just cause it's long)</p>

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