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Large McDonalds fry 🙈
[ "neutral" ]
eet5ryt
You shut your mouth
[ "anger" ]
ee3mw0h
I hope so. Either [NAME] or [NAME] deserve it the most
[ "optimism" ]
eebgwb9
You make less than zero sense.
[ "annoyance" ]
ee2cq0e
I'm so sorry for your loss. One of my favourite unisex names is [NAME].
[ "remorse" ]
edl3m4r
Best kiki dance I’ve ever seen
[ "admiration" ]
eemwcl9
That’s an insult to special needs people everywhere.
[ "neutral" ]
ef0q153
Who took the photo?
[ "confusion", "curiosity" ]
edvjsb0
I mean New Orleans is really fun even with little to no drinking. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
[ "admiration" ]
eei023b
I love you, as a feminist with ASD words are very hard for me and you described this so well
[ "love" ]
edzwlrx
I love how the tires are Raiders logo
[ "love" ]
ee356ca
Yes that's correct, without TWDG no story based game would exist , but i still like LiS
[ "admiration" ]
ed8rxt8
Looks like the walk of shame. Heading home after a night of partying and to much drinking.
[ "embarrassment" ]
edzfk5b
Tell him to breathe quietly during the show or else! Ha ha ha
[ "amusement" ]
eeyzloa
Lol. That's exactly what I said. Yep. That's it.
[ "amusement" ]
eesd3xv
At least a feed of diazies stops me shitting the bed over the idea of a man wearing a dress. Uppa fuckin erps!!!
[ "anger" ]
edcfkgc
You just blew my mind. Why haven't I thought of that before. You think someone would have explored that far east.
[ "curiosity" ]
eeqm6lu
So time to trade [NAME] for a 6th round pick then eh.
[ "neutral" ]
ecztu5v
Damnit, it was *Flavor-Aid*, not Kool-Aid.
[ "annoyance" ]
eeoxeg7
Pig Latin kills me internally this is why plastic surgery exsists.
[ "annoyance" ]
edoxlye
Not sad enough fo here the skeleton is dead so he can't comit sucide
[ "neutral" ]
edvyqrk
I'm shocked, shocked, to find that redditors don't read sources and stay with the info they get from the misleading titles.
[ "surprise" ]
ee32myz
Been there, done that. Still alive and remarkably healthy at 51. The body is tremendously resilient
[ "neutral" ]
ed7sr2q
Oh absolutely. No way he should run in 2020. I don't know what alternatives there are though.
[ "confusion", "disapproval" ]
ed9fqtg
You really don't allow children to come forward with bullying until they have video evidence? Lmfao
[ "amusement" ]
ee5plk4
Have you ever heard of Occam's razor?
[ "neutral" ]
ed2azde
Color me surprised. Take your "free" care and like it, peon!
[ "surprise" ]
edq4hsh
Just think of it as set in an alternate universe where America didn’t just take independence but went back to England and established their own colonies there.
[ "neutral" ]
ee09uet
You shot well. UVA's defense wasn't that bad that game in all honesty. People underestimate the amount of luck involved in basketball, bottom line.
[ "admiration" ]
edxg0ex
That's a big meal.
[ "neutral" ]
eefoxs7
It’s not even news.
[ "disapproval" ]
ed2w9h3
What's wrong with your cousin.
[ "curiosity" ]
edmhzge
Depends, but it seems that more states restrict teen drivers from packing their cars with friends than not.
[ "neutral" ]
edj0qa9
You are megalophobic, my friend. Welcome to the club.
[ "gratitude" ]
ed4ngnx
Was stabbed by a pencil when I was younger, can confirm gave me all the knowledge of the universe.
[ "approval" ]
edwn6ow
I like [NAME] but I disagree with him here. Then again it's not much surprise that a mega rich globetrotter that lives next to [NAME] would hold such views.
[ "disapproval", "love" ]
edo8w0i
With those pieces I’d be surprised 😒
[ "surprise" ]
ednaldp
That's racist.
[ "neutral" ]
ee6cd75
After the first sentence you were my best friend. Then came the second sentence and now I really don’t like you.
[ "annoyance" ]
eergsn2
Just eat it after. Lol. Im kidding, but it would honestly be the best recycling option. Not that anyone is going to do it.
[ "amusement" ]
eegd3ei
Dude. There should be like...underpants with a huge pouch for your balls then. When you age those guys get so saggy.
[ "neutral" ]
edcyjm0
I was also bullied at work. I was on lithium for a while. You're not alone.
[ "sadness" ]
edkc35l
That would be cool
[ "optimism" ]
ediv6d4
Can't help that the president hangs out with the bottom of the barrel.
[ "disappointment" ]
eesspc2
very familiar image
[ "neutral" ]
eepothy
I'm surprised no one posted a Meat thread yet...
[ "surprise" ]
eev3yus
I highly doubt it man. You should be in the clear.
[ "neutral" ]
edg8aki
It had bad spelling but i understood it u grammqr nazi
[ "annoyance" ]
ed7zu10
Thank you kind stranger. You might have just made my eyes mist a little.
[ "gratitude", "optimism" ]
ee9r6hp
Thank you for not making a cake day shit post
[ "gratitude" ]
ee7fdn2
The shocking conclusion.
[ "surprise" ]
edxsah4
You mean the festival up in the domain?
[ "curiosity" ]
ed0e3a2
poor [NAME]. Someone else on here called her [NAME] from Family Ties. 😂😂 I legit feel for her.
[ "caring" ]
ef35g63
I dont blame you I have a stuffed otter my gf and I got in Catalina I wont even let my niece play with it
[ "neutral" ]
ef8aufx
Bjj= Brazilian jujitsu, they are known to have stupid think necks due to constantly being grabbed around the neck while grappling.
[ "neutral" ]
edrabj9
I left the profession for exactly that reason. I couldn't emotionally handle the apathy
[ "neutral" ]
ee1gnq7
Hell it was made clear when I was in High School 5 years ago that we aren't playing a game that's ' too violent '
[ "disappointment" ]
eejyht6
ah, i see. yeah it’s true that the title does seem pretty flippant, though maybe the article itself is better?
[ "approval" ]
eeeq1o3
If they don't mention their children within 5 minutes of conversing with them.
[ "neutral" ]
eekpn5e
Especially since he did well last season outside of Yankee stadium.
[ "gratitude" ]
eene58m
Time goes fast so this 43 years relation must feels like if it was yesterday!
[ "neutral" ]
eec2nfx
Is that even legal? Isn’t that signing under false pretences?
[ "neutral" ]
eeiq93i
Nobody likes you
[ "annoyance" ]
ee8k6di
The fact that you stayed this long really doesn’t but the blame on him, you chose this relationship
[ "disappointment" ]
eewvj0j
I have multiple throwaways for the embarrassing or depressing things I need to get off my chest.
[ "embarrassment" ]
ef6y1l5
[NAME] would be a disaster for the progressive movement. [NAME], [NAME] and [NAME], not much better.
[ "neutral" ]
eewqcbb
This guy also has scorching speed on the bases.
[ "admiration", "neutral" ]
ee5kp4w
Dear [NAME], **DON'T FUCK THIS UP** Love, Me
[ "love" ]
efeij4o
By all means, go for it. We'll all be much happier when you're not dragging us down anymore.
[ "approval" ]
eeaq6n6
> You first. Really. I have. I reject both, but I can do it separately because they're not necessarily correlated beliefs.
[ "neutral" ]
eetnatn
i love this
[ "love" ]
eczs7zu
Oh jeez I missed that :(
[ "disappointment", "remorse" ]
ed5ehzo
As a Broncos fan living in KC. GO COLTS!!!
[ "neutral" ]
edcjtts
I've had a few blisters from hot welds, but nothing that bad...
[ "neutral" ]
ee605ki
I'm American and only speak English and didn't get that pun either...
[ "neutral" ]
ee9cxi4
These subtitles are stupid & unnecessary.
[ "annoyance" ]
ed3jtpa
You need professional help for that level of paranoia.
[ "caring" ]
eent75p
So that means the Vikings are the Purple Cobras...
[ "neutral" ]
edj4k31
Herpes is forever!
[ "neutral" ]
edebpek
Unlucky, pricks.
[ "embarrassment" ]
eetwt01
don't you know? the world is america only [NAME] Bless.
[ "curiosity" ]
ed00002
Cheers mate.
[ "excitement" ]
een3wp8
Not for us it wasn't. Video please!!!
[ "neutral" ]
edrgsq7
I I'm so honored
[ "gratitude" ]
ee2a3l1
[NAME] at least has a pretty face and great skin. [NAME] looks like a cabbage patch kid.
[ "admiration" ]
eezzs4q
our boi famous
[ "admiration", "neutral" ]
ee51w6p
i would not want to be they guy operating the reloader while 2000RPM of 30mm shells are firing
[ "disapproval" ]
eenvuz3
Having fled to the other side of the planet 15 years ago.
[ "neutral" ]
eddiqqx
He’s jackin’ him off! Giving him the Bolton Special no doubt.
[ "neutral" ]
efdl0mz
Damn, dude lol You should've calmed him down.
[ "amusement" ]
edo2dzj
No we're not? Y'know the capsule bug happened on every server and not the ones which fit your narrative
[ "neutral" ]
ee1vqi9
It is hard to make up the new relevant points at times.... Revolution they say
[ "annoyance", "disapproval" ]
edjy7n8
[NAME], looks promising for seasons to come as well
[ "neutral" ]
ededa3b
No. People just realized how dogs make good companions and the dogs in the US aren’t infested with various diseases compared to the ones in developing countries
[ "realization" ]
eel958m
Muppet. Nice not obscene insult. Thanks.
[ "gratitude" ]
eetnzam
Your comment reminded me of this
[ "neutral" ]
ef35rk8
So I’m not invested for the rest of the season. Wife is, though. Go Bears.
[ "neutral" ]
edf2ic5
Because he's a couple years older and not as good. If the trade is [NAME] for [NAME], then sure...
[ "neutral" ]
edhz0v8
I remember being a kid and everything I did was haraam like even looking at people was haraam :/
[ "realization" ]
ee1vnzi
Ok, we get it. You're a top.
[ "admiration", "neutral" ]
edgkcyf