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ah yes, the RAMtard in his natural habitat...
[ "neutral" ]
ee8m663
She paid 600 dollars for those boobs
[ "neutral" ]
eeocaeg
Don't call me bitch you fucking sexist. I bet you are one of those white devils. How many women and minorities have you suppressed today?
[ "anger", "annoyance" ]
eda48wz
Yeah probably should've chosen a better sub, but I couldn't think of one
[ "remorse" ]
eeukvst
Totally and sorry for that
[ "remorse" ]
ed8lu3b
Pff sticking the bumper back on isn’t a massive task, I’d call it a win
[ "disapproval" ]
ee0dkxe
[NAME] man hope your luck changes soon. I’m sure they’ll patch it up in the future
[ "optimism" ]
ed4b4ov
What am I missing here? It's a noun, so no past tense?
[ "confusion", "curiosity" ]
eewho6h
(slow claps) Well played!
[ "neutral" ]
edc17vm
You think her being a [NAME] is the reason for the hatred? Really?
[ "curiosity" ]
edomho7
[NAME] chatting with a kid while waiting to come out for the stars of the game. What a great guy.
[ "admiration" ]
edm6kh0
Well rock beats scissors
[ "neutral" ]
ee6wta6
Fucking monophanie looking ass floating with the dead, nice.
[ "anger", "annoyance" ]
ed8r9yv
it's ironic you are identifying with the nazi character lol
[ "amusement" ]
ef7jlf9
But she spells oddly well, and these aren't small words. It's a bunch of interrupted/disjointed thoughts.
[ "admiration" ]
eduiuel
[NAME] man, how have you not suffocated with your head so far up your ass?
[ "neutral" ]
edb1zdu
Omg the etsy side hustle. I have time to do that, and it fulfills me so much
[ "joy" ]
edjagp4
Same here! I was addicted to her and beaus stories during their trip to Europe right before filming this season. They are the best!
[ "admiration" ]
ee9ao4q
CENTRISTS ONLY LEFTISTS GO AWAY also stop downvoting we don't want a circlejerk.
[ "disapproval" ]
edim0uu
They mean staged. This video is portrayed as a real occurrence. It might be, might not be. Don't really care.
[ "confusion" ]
eemvsju
> busy blasting stuff with plasma Sound like more fun.
[ "joy" ]
eeelwg0
Everything's broken then. It's not like all other discourse is high minded and unemotional.
[ "disappointment" ]
ed2fg67
Some do, others say "Thanks"...
[ "gratitude" ]
eevi3dz
Because it's the one right that we hope to never need, at least in the sense of revolt or self defense.
[ "optimism" ]
ef94qec
How dare you! Don’t you know seatbelts cause autism!
[ "anger" ]
efegrrd
Yes, I realize that. All my other relationships have been a year or longer but even a month into those I was miserable
[ "realization" ]
edmy9hn
This is a wholesome confession lol
[ "amusement" ]
edyltyu
Cheese cave time
[ "neutral" ]
edv3j6s
I don’t see anything awful on her. She’s old. That’s it.
[ "disapproval" ]
ef27aym
Stay safe, you will find someone one day.
[ "caring" ]
eda9v6q
I AM COMPARING THE TITLES YOU OVERGROWN CABBAGE
[ "neutral" ]
edr43yy
Exactly, humans are selfish. That was kinda my point, my reasons are superficial and only affect me. Theirs are not.
[ "annoyance", "disapproval" ]
eef8r1b
At least I can get laid in my natural state.
[ "neutral" ]
edjktzo
Someone needs to quit horsing around I’ll go home now
[ "neutral" ]
eff2iok
The stories where he meets and talks shit to [NAME] are some of the best!
[ "admiration" ]
eeq3fob
Mr. [NAME], I don't feel so good...
[ "neutral" ]
edb1gjd
This is more like Instant Karma. The schadenfreude is strong with me, here! Wish I could upvote this twice! :)
[ "annoyance" ]
efbnn3t
That’s awesome. Feed the gators while getting rid of Pits. Kill two birds with one stone.
[ "admiration" ]
ed3elk7
I remember the Lions under [NAME]. Just no.
[ "realization" ]
ed12pgq
So birds and limes are bikes. Wow, TIL.
[ "excitement" ]
eew4v6s
Lol I’m sorry that has to be terrible if we were up 19 just to get smothered at the end.
[ "amusement", "sadness" ]
ed9wsz1
Lol he said it was the driver's fault and everyone called him out.
[ "amusement" ]
edn6y20
Oof. Some bad D right there. [NAME] not much help
[ "neutral" ]
edm70gi
Deer needs to make a false injury claim and get paid did you see that fake I got hit jump it did?
[ "curiosity" ]
edowvm4
Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from?
[ "neutral" ]
eenpruk
[NAME] these things were terrible. i presume they still are. #teamlemoncreams
[ "disgust" ]
ee9d3z8
Two horrible cunts
[ "anger", "disgust" ]
eev1d3j
Two sessions, actually. He apparently found the party boring
[ "neutral" ]
efgjwp8
[NAME] couldn’t get them to the playoffs. Pulling out [NAME] for him is dumb
[ "annoyance", "neutral" ]
edennb2
I don’t know the whole story here, but would getting your tubes tied be an option?
[ "curiosity" ]
ef7ae9v
I like these cultures and would be happy to tell you what sort of work qualifications/licensure/certification have you acquired, if any?
[ "curiosity", "love" ]
edojm0l
Neither are foreign coups set up with the countries chamber of commerce and the head of the army.
[ "disapproval" ]
eewd31p
Good to see [NAME] getting some love.
[ "love" ]
eet10ms
Wait, you have friends that love you? You're gonna be okay dude. I promise.
[ "caring" ]
eeza80x
Totally looks like
[ "neutral" ]
edg3g7w
No telling I know is not eat it, I like eggs and I like cottage cheese but yuck no they can’t touch!
[ "love" ]
ee3a48x
What the hell did you just type?
[ "annoyance" ]
ef7npz3
I’m not frustrated... i think I was trying to be nice.. but now I’m confused and awkward. My apologies
[ "confusion" ]
eefjz95
I don't get what you mean
[ "confusion" ]
ef9lmu1
Seconded! [NAME] is gorgeous.
[ "admiration" ]
ed2wn96
I want to be their friend
[ "desire" ]
eeswfs6
You [NAME] did not make us look good at all.
[ "annoyance", "disappointment", "disapproval" ]
ef58rsc
He goes after my Wisconsin teams all the time... so I live that one haha. Pisses me off but still love em
[ "amusement", "love" ]
eee37c1
Now you'll be more cautious of that in the future. Lessons were learned today son.
[ "neutral" ]
edt5gdd
Buy YouTube Likes
[ "neutral" ]
edpf8om
I agree we got to look at our team, not the players we have traded... good luck to them. Go dodgers!!
[ "approval" ]
effxh3t
This is a customer service gig and you’re flipping people off, maybe you should find another line of work 😂
[ "annoyance", "optimism" ]
ef3t23n
That one guy barley touched the car and it stoped
[ "neutral" ]
eel4lhl
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!
[ "neutral" ]
eegmod7
Lol! Nope. Any muscle in your body will shrink if yiu dont use it.
[ "amusement" ]
ee0wkun
Really? I had no idea the bioavailability was the same
[ "curiosity", "surprise" ]
edv4tod
I still rock my Casey Hampton pro bowl jersey!!
[ "excitement" ]
edtu1s9
It still baffles me how they cover for him, and his trace amounts, when they’re in his body because he cheated in the first place.
[ "neutral" ]
edqbcr8
Even if [NAME] didn’t play we wouldn’t be winning sorry Just enjoy the ride and pay respect to the man who gave us our only championship
[ "neutral" ]
edkmxdh
I wonder what he's listening to...
[ "curiosity" ]
effkngl
I chopped it up a little for you. I hope that helps. I'm not sure I can make that much more concise.
[ "optimism" ]
eeljmo9
glad to hulp
[ "gratitude" ]
ee6ysle
I actually had to rewind a few times because I found myself getting distracted because I was kind of bored.
[ "disgust", "realization" ]
eef3thl
Don’t laugh the way this game went I actually expected he will lay it in... then reality and [NAME] hit... thanks goodness
[ "gratitude" ]
edlw7ay
I second this. All signs point towards him biding his time until the next election and hopefully solidifying his place to expunge the filth.
[ "optimism" ]
eephxeq
neat, thank you!
[ "gratitude" ]
edmkuuf
You choose a bad time, no one is fessing up anything during an election.
[ "caring" ]
eeqeoki
Hi, [NAME]! I just wanted to stop by and wish you peace and happiness! -HappyFriendlyBot
[ "desire", "optimism" ]
edoi2eb
Those sound yummy!
[ "amusement", "excitement" ]
eebyxed
at first I thought this was a JWong diss thread lol
[ "amusement" ]
ee94nmh
Sorry, I laughed, not at you, but because this is so perfect and so relatable. Hope you're past it or getting past it.
[ "admiration", "optimism", "sadness" ]
ed4tllh
The question wasn’t phrased well, but she does look different than her normal self in this screencap
[ "neutral" ]
edomxex
Yeah dude, that's illegal in so many ways.
[ "disapproval" ]
edg9c4n
Word salad. You want America to do Afghanistan's job for them. It's not happening, those days are over.
[ "annoyance", "neutral" ]
ee8zbr7
Omfg das a lotta snow. Maybe I'll get to pull out the gas powered snow thrower for the bloody first timeof the season.
[ "surprise" ]
ef43ubs
Ya uh that's gen Z sorry
[ "remorse" ]
eez1syh
Some, I assume, are good people.
[ "approval" ]
ee5tkkc
I like to bring up the fact that all of these pyramid schemes have corporate offices that have the exact same structure they are railing against.
[ "neutral" ]
eebevzm
Relocation trumps meddling in my book.
[ "neutral" ]
edf6f10
Drives to work, realizes its a holiday because nobody answers their phones. Still stuck at work... nothing to do. We dont get paid holidays :(
[ "annoyance", "disappointment" ]
een0bg7
*holy shit* I'm pretty sure the panther thought the same thing
[ "neutral" ]
ee1gut4
I figured it would be “the joke is always real in the comments.”
[ "approval" ]
ee22qag
OmG pEyToN iSn'T gOoD eNoUgH tO hElP uS iN tHe PlAyOfFs! Dumbass Broncos fans circa December 2015.
[ "surprise" ]
edvnz26
I knew nothing about the cult, and it is one of my 2 or 3 favorite Netflix originals.
[ "admiration", "approval" ]
eeqkkl9
Welcome back to H town!
[ "gratitude" ]
ef2lew6