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Well what is she gonna do, climb over the wall?
[ "neutral" ]
ee9amsf
Ya? I don't really remember him much besides his crappy penalty shot attempt. What stuck out about him to you?
[ "curiosity" ]
ed8xw1j
Or they just don't understand why cats do that with kittens.
[ "disapproval" ]
ed18u1z
Thanks for that, I just turned 35 and considering nursing and starting over too
[ "gratitude" ]
ef4qjh9
You literally changed someone's life for the better. You made the world a better place. Thank you for helping change the stigma against autism.
[ "admiration", "gratitude" ]
efdpsxv
Get [NAME] back on the wing. Looks awful in this position
[ "disgust" ]
edwpvkf
Why did I get a boner reading this? That Magnesium supplement is doing its job methinks
[ "confusion" ]
eecqvpr
i am the new [NAME] hope she doesn't get hated on when she returns on all stars
[ "optimism" ]
eev1mre
Funny enough, there is a five guys. I don't think the government knows it's American.
[ "amusement" ]
eeh2qj9
She does it again in last nights episode, it’s so shady!!
[ "annoyance", "neutral" ]
ef9xmcq
I had to write in the Swangas. Seems far better than the choices given.
[ "realization" ]
efe4dav
Ouch. Those geriatric insults are the most spot on, aren’t they? That and during my peds rotation.
[ "curiosity" ]
edj73rf
That is brilliant.
[ "admiration" ]
ednyhfu
sadly it would take wayyyyyy more than this to ever change custody agreements. documenting it for her own sanity is a good idea, though.
[ "sadness" ]
ee2gc6b
Not true for a lot of people but [NAME]
[ "approval" ]
ef3noiu
s p o o k y
[ "fear", "neutral" ]
ee8ozj7
He just texted me that he misses me...
[ "neutral" ]
eeykkop
I really hope not. Personally I have no interest in VR games, and not even my favorite game would change that.
[ "optimism" ]
ee0xfi7
The only happy ending I enjoyed on this sub. Good job.
[ "admiration", "joy" ]
edlj78g
I'm not counting on them getting elected. I'm counting on them putting enough pressure on the Conservatives to actually become at least a little conservative.
[ "optimism" ]
eenpxuu
Hard to prop up lies with anything that isn’t also lies, ya know?
[ "neutral" ]
eelfyzf
You wanna tap a foetus? Descusting.
[ "neutral" ]
ee5x94e
I never had a problem with the old parachuting mechanic, but I like the new one and I think it might actually be better.
[ "love" ]
efeb2of
Funny a lot of rich kids think 100k a year is very feasible.
[ "amusement", "neutral" ]
ed3bm0t
Hi, [NAME]! I am here to offer you a robot hug, and to wish you the best day of your life! -HappyFriendlyBot
[ "caring", "optimism" ]
ef8vlvj
they place it neatly in the basket and the ball thanks them for their manners
[ "gratitude" ]
ed9ssd7
No, just a bastard pastry
[ "disapproval" ]
eemw96t
You can buy bitesize toad in the holes in Tesco. They are amazing. These look like they use hotdogs but I imagine would be almost as good.
[ "admiration" ]
ef3049w
Really wanted him on the Mets. But, its gonna be fun watching [NAME] try to catch [NAME] slider.
[ "neutral" ]
eecrfik
You know what, I think we're gonna be friends. *Special* friends.
[ "approval", "neutral" ]
edspq2m
You're an idiot and no one believes you and your telegram jerk-off buddies.
[ "anger", "annoyance", "disappointment" ]
ef9n3lf
Those are female toes. Busted!
[ "anger" ]
ef6ca0m
So no replays for arsenal penalty calls.. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
[ "approval" ]
eeypghm
Haha. Fucking banana stand. Didn’t realize people actually used them.
[ "amusement" ]
eetulv4
When that intro drops I get so into it and scare my cat
[ "fear" ]
ees973r
> I don't see how a business can "block"
[ "neutral" ]
edric9c
[RELIGION] is indian tho lol
[ "neutral" ]
ef0wfys
> She fucked my bumper up and I will forever hate her And her insurance didn't repair it because???
[ "anger" ]
ee6znpo
As a matter of fact I do plan to go to germany, and I am already at B2 level in german
[ "pride", "neutral" ]
eevi8zi
I live in a valley so it's effectively earlier than that for me.
[ "approval" ]
edxydoo
Thank you. Well said.
[ "gratitude" ]
eda17e2
It always upset me that [NAME] would require his only son to do this I no longer believe it
[ "disappointment" ]
ef43ifs
Been a while since I watched but you gotta go through the mirror and put the bear under the bed. Then you can go with her.
[ "neutral" ]
eeftpc8
Getting dropped by [NAME] did a number on him🤣
[ "neutral" ]
edyhr0i
There’s a cat sitting on my lap right now she’s so cute
[ "admiration" ]
edangwd
It’s got to be embarrassing at this point
[ "embarrassment" ]
ef27sno
Lol! Believe me I get it! Hell, even 11:00 might be pushing it ;-)
[ "amusement" ]
edi4zqb
I had dream where someone said this to me having no idea it was him
[ "desire", "neutral" ]
ef9kkm5
I hope one of those staffers manages to find the tax returns [NAME] has been looking for since 2016!
[ "optimism" ]
ee23jji
Could be worse, could be funky town
[ "annoyance" ]
edmujvm
I love when people make proclamations without backing any of it up with examples or proof.
[ "love" ]
ef87st9
All this, for *one* kid? How fucking selfish.
[ "annoyance" ]
ed9fs8i
Things are much better then they were a few decades ago but we’re still shrinking.
[ "admiration" ]
efgolzy
A lot of kids at my school say Homecoming is the best but I would say Spider-Man 2 is.
[ "disapproval" ]
eduqz3f
You were taken care of with stolen money.
[ "neutral" ]
edir731
Was against Cal but yeah [NAME] had a cannon of a leg but was very inaccurate Also had terrible hair
[ "disapproval" ]
ee81csg
No, they aren’t.
[ "neutral" ]
eddc30g
If I'm enjoying some fresh produce, and I hear you say >app-uh-LAY-sha Rest assured im throwing this apple at'cha.
[ "neutral" ]
ed70crq
Who hurt you
[ "neutral" ]
efbr6gt
I also got this on a different account, but I have no clue why! Does anyone know?
[ "confusion" ]
edyggtv
At least the repulsive sex scenes are helping me maintain my diet
[ "relief", "neutral" ]
edk2pby
WAIT IT'S A HAT?! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[ "confusion" ]
edp62db
His left hand is mightily fucked.
[ "sadness" ]
ed3vygx
Hugs. We put our sweet lady kitty to sleep one year ago tomorrow.
[ "grief", "neutral" ]
eew78g0
I enjoy vintage cooking porn. A young [NAME] trussing a round roast, for example.
[ "joy" ]
ed65uht
Well ‘hanging with the bros’ is happening either way. It’s what I do in the morning.
[ "neutral" ]
eea8ohm
We should build a pipeline! Oh wait...
[ "neutral" ]
ed6yxyz
Of course. I'm curious as to why you'd think it was a bad sign?
[ "curiosity" ]
ef162u1
He might assume that most people are shoplifters like him and that you're a nuisance to society that he's exposing.
[ "neutral" ]
ef0m1nw
I'd actually really like to see the numbers.
[ "neutral" ]
ef3qvbg
[NAME] has become the best houseguest ever in 24 hours. We aren’t worthy
[ "admiration" ]
eeqi7m5
omg ;; my boy heavy
[ "surprise" ]
efct8mj
I'm a fan from Oregon and listen to KFANN alot. If PA i sucks so much what do locals listen to?
[ "curiosity" ]
ed317fs
Guys how are we doing? Asking because dumb TV in my country prefers Copa d'Italia to fucking Real Madrid lol
[ "amusement", "annoyance", "caring" ]
efgyw56
This better be a troll because if not, you are the most obnoxious, self centered, asinine person on this face of this planet.
[ "anger", "annoyance" ]
eeywpmh
Yeah mine asked me to marry her over email and then ghosted me for three weeks...
[ "neutral" ]
edl8qgh
Good thing they were all about to jump when it happened. Do you know what happened to the pilots?
[ "curiosity" ]
ee1bqa0
>I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike Ah yes, truly makes you think
[ "desire" ]
edatseh
This is absolutely the stupidest mock I've seen this year
[ "amusement" ]
effmie2
I mean hey, added benefit.
[ "neutral" ]
ed340kf
Isn’t /politicalhumor a sub that barely has any real activity though...?
[ "neutral" ]
edys4lx
Good for you man. Enjoy.
[ "caring", "joy" ]
eds2f9y
I really need to put my foot down. Thanks for the gentle nudge :)
[ "gratitude" ]
edpc62u
We'll let history show us what happened here.
[ "neutral" ]
ee3hnts
[NAME]... I hadn't seen or had forgotten that study.
[ "neutral" ]
ed5m4cn
It's good to know that I'm not the only one lol
[ "amusement", "joy" ]
edy4jmn
You should educate yourself on HPV. You don't contract it from being careless.
[ "neutral" ]
eerp9u9
You again? I already told you this isn't the right place for this.
[ "annoyance" ]
edux59c
I know I care about people more than animals... Im a fucking monster.
[ "caring" ]
efd9zgq
lmao im am using ALL of this money to pay my student loans! and starting with a $100 again, see if ill do it again :)
[ "amusement" ]
edu9uty
Grew up together obviously. So if you want to have an alligator friendly family, raise your babies with baby alligators!
[ "approval" ]
efgzt2y
No, thats just the glare from the sun
[ "disapproval" ]
eeuo4in
glad to see youtubes "family friendly" robots have their priorities straight.
[ "joy" ]
edje3s2
They were not [NAME] and they don't know the identity of them !
[ "disapproval" ]
edl8re1
Thank you so much for sharing this... really opened my mind.
[ "gratitude" ]
efbdwip
Exactly. We’re only here for the money, assholes.
[ "anger" ]
ee5j15q
MI-13 was uncontested by the GOP, too, but the numbers probably work out because Tlaib beat the Green Party candidate 81-19.
[ "neutral" ]
eetqij6
RemindMe! 3 Days
[ "neutral" ]
ef2ot38
How close I was to retaining last year
[ "neutral" ]
edyussc
He’s had nightmares ever since the storm
[ "neutral" ]
ee1za9n