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I love working from home :)
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ham
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And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...
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ham
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Sorry, I'll call later
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ham
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My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)
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ham
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Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha...
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ham
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There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda
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ham
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And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.
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ham
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ELLO BABE U OK?
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ham
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Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u
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ham
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Then u going ikea str aft dat?
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ham
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Becoz its <#> jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer
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ham
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Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.
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ham
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For real tho this sucks. I can't even cook my whole electricity is out. And I'm hungry.
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ham
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You want to go?
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ham
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Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?
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ham
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Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone
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ham
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We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...
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ham
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Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?
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ham
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Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.
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ham
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Dont know you bring some food
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ham
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No current and food here. I am alone also
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ham
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I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...
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ham
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Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?
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ham
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Ok
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ham
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We don call like <#> times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
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ham
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Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don't mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don't sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!
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ham
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Omg it could snow here tonite!
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ham
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Carry on not disturbing both of you
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ham
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What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)
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ham
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Jus finished avatar nigro
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ham
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R u over scratching it?
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ham
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Hope you are having a great day.
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ham
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Did either of you have any idea's? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?
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ham
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My planning usually stops at "find hella weed, smoke hella weed"
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ham
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The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly "what i want to do," not "what i need to do."
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ham
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Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?
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ham
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Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex
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ham
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K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
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ham
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I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(
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ham
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Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu
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ham
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Can ü call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...
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ham
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Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana
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ham
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The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon
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ham
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I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
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ham
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Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop
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ham
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Oh ic. I thought you meant mary jane.
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ham
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Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?
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ham
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Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?
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ham
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Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................
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ham
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Good night. Am going to sleep.
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ham
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Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu
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ham
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K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
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ham
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Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.
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ham
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Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite
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ham
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Howz that persons story
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ham
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LOL that would be awesome payback.
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ham
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Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.
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ham
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Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon
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ham
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What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?
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ham
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Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D
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ham
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2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one
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ham
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Nvm it's ok...
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ham
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Enjoy ur life. . Good night
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ham
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Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don't worry we'll have finished by march … ish!
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ham
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I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
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ham
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Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)
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ham
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Delhi and chennai still silent.
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ham
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Lol alright i was thinkin that too haha
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ham
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No I'm in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I'm half naked.
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ham
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Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!
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ham
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Sorry, I'll call later
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ham
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Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. <#>
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ham
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Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee
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ham
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I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob
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ham
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The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.
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ham
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S..antha num corrct dane
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ham
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No calls..messages..missed calls
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ham
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Sorry, I'll call later
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ham
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The basket's gettin full so I might be by tonight
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ham
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HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX
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ham
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No other Valentines huh? The proof is on your fb page. Ugh I'm so glad I really DIDN'T watch your rupaul show you TOOL!
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ham
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Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...
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ham
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Have you been practising your curtsey?
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ham
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Shall i come to get pickle
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ham
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Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh
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ham
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YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT,JUST GOT PAYED2DAY & I HAVBEEN GIVEN A£50 PAY RISE 4MY WORK & HAVEBEEN MADE PRESCHOOLCO-ORDINATOR 2I AM FEELINGOOD LUV
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ham
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Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love
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