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I got contacted about a new job this afternoon | I got contacted about a new job this afternoon | That is pretty good news! What kind of job is it for? |
I got contacted about a new job this afternoon I got contacted about a new job this afternoon | That is pretty good news! What kind of job is it for? | Another IT job. The real question is, is the money there. |
I got contacted about a new job this afternoon I got contacted about a new job this afternoon That is pretty good news! What kind of job is it for? | Another IT job. The real question is, is the money there. | Everyone needs a IT guy though so probably. |
I got contacted about a new job this afternoon I got contacted about a new job this afternoon That is pretty good news! What kind of job is it for? Another IT job. The real question is_comma_ is the money there. | Everyone needs a IT guy though so probably. | You never know. Some places try to lowball pretty hard. IT is a unique job. If everything works, people wonder why they pay you. If nothing works, people also wonder why they pay you. |
One time I watched as my cousin touch his infected toe and then stick his fingers right in his mouth. It was already nasty enough, but then he started touching things that everyone else uses. I don't understand some people. | I just can't understand how some people can be so nasty. I go a little overboard washing my hands, but I know some people who don't wash theirs at all! | I see people walk out of the bathroom all the time without washing their hands. So gross. |
One time I watched as my cousin touch his infected toe and then stick his fingers right in his mouth. It was already nasty enough, but then he started touching things that everyone else uses. I don't understand some people. I just can't understand how some people can be so nasty. I go a little overboard washing my hands_comma_ but I know some people who don't wash theirs at all! | I see people walk out of the bathroom all the time without washing their hands. So gross. | Gah, that's terrible. The worse I know is my cousin. One time that dude had a toe infection, he was rubbing his toe with his fingers, and all of a sudden he sticks his fingers DEEP into his mouth, I don't know why, and then he proceeds to open the fridge with the same hand. How do you NOT wash them in that situation!? |
One time I watched as my cousin touch his infected toe and then stick his fingers right in his mouth. It was already nasty enough, but then he started touching things that everyone else uses. I don't understand some people. I just can't understand how some people can be so nasty. I go a little overboard washing my hands_comma_ but I know some people who don't wash theirs at all! I see people walk out of the bathroom all the time without washing their hands. So gross. | Gah, that's terrible. The worse I know is my cousin. One time that dude had a toe infection, he was rubbing his toe with his fingers, and all of a sudden he sticks his fingers DEEP into his mouth, I don't know why, and then he proceeds to open the fridge with the same hand. How do you NOT wash them in that situation!? | That is really disgusting. I don't think I would ever eat at his house. |
One time I watched as my cousin touch his infected toe and then stick his fingers right in his mouth. It was already nasty enough, but then he started touching things that everyone else uses. I don't understand some people. I just can't understand how some people can be so nasty. I go a little overboard washing my hands_comma_ but I know some people who don't wash theirs at all! I see people walk out of the bathroom all the time without washing their hands. So gross. Gah_comma_ that's terrible. The worse I know is my cousin. One time that dude had a toe infection_comma_ he was rubbing his toe with his fingers_comma_ and all of a sudden he sticks his fingers DEEP into his mouth_comma_ I don't know why_comma_ and then he proceeds to open the fridge with the same hand. How do you NOT wash them in that situation!? | That is really disgusting. I don't think I would ever eat at his house. | You're telling me. I get real anxious about germs when I'm around him, lol. |
One time I watched as my cousin touch his infected toe and then stick his fingers right in his mouth. It was already nasty enough, but then he started touching things that everyone else uses. I don't understand some people. I just can't understand how some people can be so nasty. I go a little overboard washing my hands_comma_ but I know some people who don't wash theirs at all! I see people walk out of the bathroom all the time without washing their hands. So gross. Gah_comma_ that's terrible. The worse I know is my cousin. One time that dude had a toe infection_comma_ he was rubbing his toe with his fingers_comma_ and all of a sudden he sticks his fingers DEEP into his mouth_comma_ I don't know why_comma_ and then he proceeds to open the fridge with the same hand. How do you NOT wash them in that situation!? That is really disgusting. I don't think I would ever eat at his house. | You're telling me. I get real anxious about germs when I'm around him, lol. | Yeah, no doubt! |
I thought I had study well enough to pass my exam. However, I did poorly. The worst in class. | I failed my English exam today miserably. The worst in class. | I'm sure you aren't the worst in the class, don't say that! |
I thought I had study well enough to pass my exam. However, I did poorly. The worst in class. I failed my English exam today miserably. The worst in class. | I'm sure you aren't the worst in the class, don't say that! | My grade sure did reflect it. |
I thought I had study well enough to pass my exam. However, I did poorly. The worst in class. I failed my English exam today miserably. The worst in class. I'm sure you aren't the worst in the class_comma_ don't say that! | My grade sure did reflect it. | There's always next time, you just need to study harder! |
My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law! | I guarantee you have never heard a thing more vile. My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law! | That is awful. I hope she has friends and family she can lean on during this tough time. |
My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law! I guarantee you have never heard a thing more vile. My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law! | That is awful. I hope she has friends and family she can lean on during this tough time. | She does but I imagine it's going to be very hard for her. |
My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law! I guarantee you have never heard a thing more vile. My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law! That is awful. I hope she has friends and family she can lean on during this tough time. | She does but I imagine it's going to be very hard for her. | I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I feel so bad for her. |
Someone hit my car while it was parked. They didn't leave there information and ended up parking next to me. Had a big talk with the guy who did it. | Someone hit my car while it was parked the other day. He even parked next to my car. | That's unlucky, did you ever exchange information? |
Someone hit my car while it was parked. They didn't leave there information and ended up parking next to me. Had a big talk with the guy who did it. Someone hit my car while it was parked the other day. He even parked next to my car. | That's unlucky, did you ever exchange information? | The guy tried to ignore me as he got into his car. Called the cops and they forced him too., |
Someone hit my car while it was parked. They didn't leave there information and ended up parking next to me. Had a big talk with the guy who did it. Someone hit my car while it was parked the other day. He even parked next to my car. That's unlucky_comma_ did you ever exchange information? | The guy tried to ignore me as he got into his car. Called the cops and they forced him too., | Well I hope it all works out in the end somehow. |
I was shopping for grociers and I saw someone wearing a dog costume, pretty unexpected. | I was shopping for groceries the other day and saw someone in a dog costume, pretty unexpected. | What kind of dog was the costume or did it look weird? |
I was shopping for grociers and I saw someone wearing a dog costume, pretty unexpected. I was shopping for groceries the other day and saw someone in a dog costume_comma_ pretty unexpected. | What kind of dog was the costume or did it look weird? | I think it was supposed to be a golden retriever, but it looked weird. |
I was shopping for grociers and I saw someone wearing a dog costume, pretty unexpected. I was shopping for groceries the other day and saw someone in a dog costume_comma_ pretty unexpected. What kind of dog was the costume or did it look weird? | I think it was supposed to be a golden retriever, but it looked weird. | Well were they trying to sell something maybe? |
My aunt can juggle 6 items. | My aunt can juggle 6 items | That is so cool. What kinda stuff does she juggle? |
My aunt can juggle 6 items. My aunt can juggle 6 items | That is so cool. What kinda stuff does she juggle? | Mostly jobs and children. |
My aunt can juggle 6 items. My aunt can juggle 6 items That is so cool. What kinda stuff does she juggle? | Mostly jobs and children. | hahaha funny. |
My aunt can juggle 6 items. My aunt can juggle 6 items That is so cool. What kinda stuff does she juggle? Mostly jobs and children. | hahaha funny. | I did not mean to be? I wanted to tell you about how amazing she is. |
I was so embarrassed. I farted while I was out on a date. | I was so embarrassed. I farted while I was out on a date. | Oh, lord. Did the other person die? |
I was so embarrassed. I farted while I was out on a date. I was so embarrassed. I farted while I was out on a date. | Oh, lord. Did the other person die? | No they lived. We both did. I just pretended nothing happened. |
I was so embarrassed. I farted while I was out on a date. I was so embarrassed. I farted while I was out on a date. Oh_comma_ lord. Did the other person die? | No they lived. We both did. I just pretended nothing happened. | Man, i would have left and walked out right away. |
My son always thinks of me when I need it most. | My son always thinks of me when I need it the most. He's super intuitive. | That has to make you feel so good deep inside. |
My son always thinks of me when I need it most. My son always thinks of me when I need it the most. He's super intuitive. | That has to make you feel so good deep inside. | It does, he had no idea I was running short on money but he stopped by my house with dinner! |
My son always thinks of me when I need it most. My son always thinks of me when I need it the most. He's super intuitive. That has to make you feel so good deep inside. | It does, he had no idea I was running short on money but he stopped by my house with dinner! | Wow, that is thoughtful. Thoughtfulness will help him go a long way in life. |
My best friend found out that his wife had an affair with his brother. I am beside myself right now with anger. | I learned today that my friends wife had an affair with his brother. I'm beyond flabbergasted. | Wow! How can someone do that to someone with someone so close? |
My best friend found out that his wife had an affair with his brother. I am beside myself right now with anger. I learned today that my friends wife had an affair with his brother. I'm beyond flabbergasted. | Wow! How can someone do that to someone with someone so close? | I don't know. I thought I knew who she was, obviously I don't. |
My best friend found out that his wife had an affair with his brother. I am beside myself right now with anger. I learned today that my friends wife had an affair with his brother. I'm beyond flabbergasted. Wow! How can someone do that to someone with someone so close? | I don't know. I thought I knew who she was, obviously I don't. | That's such a shame. And shame on his brother, too! |
I was in a friends house one night. We were watching a movie when he heard a loud bang suddenly. Then we heard clawing noises. | So i was watching a movie with our other friend the other night. | What did you watch/? |
I was in a friends house one night. We were watching a movie when he heard a loud bang suddenly. Then we heard clawing noises. So i was watching a movie with our other friend the other night. | What did you watch/? | Finding Nemo but it was more what happened during the movie. Heard this loud bang sound. It spooked us good. |
I was in a friends house one night. We were watching a movie when he heard a loud bang suddenly. Then we heard clawing noises. So i was watching a movie with our other friend the other night. What did you watch/? | Finding Nemo but it was more what happened during the movie. Heard this loud bang sound. It spooked us good. | So what was it? You are making me scared. |
I am so scared. I think I just heard a ghost in the other room. | I am so scared! LOL. I think I just heard a ghost coming from the other room here. | Oh man that is pretty scary. |
I am so scared. I think I just heard a ghost in the other room. I am so scared! LOL. I think I just heard a ghost coming from the other room here. | Oh man that is pretty scary. | I kid you not. My one dog keeps barking at nothing but acting like he can see something. |
I am so scared. I think I just heard a ghost in the other room. I am so scared! LOL. I think I just heard a ghost coming from the other room here. Oh man that is pretty scary. | I kid you not. My one dog keeps barking at nothing but acting like he can see something. | You should probably see a priest then. |
I purchased a new router and it was DOA | I purchased a new router and it was DOA when it got to me today :( | I hate when that happens. Makes you want to leave things for the mailman. |
I purchased a new router and it was DOA I purchased a new router and it was DOA when it got to me today :( | I hate when that happens. Makes you want to leave things for the mailman. | The package wasn't too beat up |
I purchased a new router and it was DOA I purchased a new router and it was DOA when it got to me today :( I hate when that happens. Makes you want to leave things for the mailman. | The package wasn't too beat up | I hope they can take it back for you. |
I purchased a new router and it was DOA I purchased a new router and it was DOA when it got to me today :( I hate when that happens. Makes you want to leave things for the mailman. The package wasn't too beat up | I hope they can take it back for you. | They have a good return policy. Just annoying as hell. |
I am jealous of my best friend. She just had a baby. | I am jealous of my best friend. She just had a baby. | Are you baby crazy? Let me guess.. 30-ish? |
I am jealous of my best friend. She just had a baby. I am jealous of my best friend. She just had a baby. | Are you baby crazy? Let me guess.. 30-ish? | No.. actually I am older. Too old to have a baby :( |
I am jealous of my best friend. She just had a baby. I am jealous of my best friend. She just had a baby. Are you baby crazy? Let me guess.. 30-ish? | No.. actually I am older. Too old to have a baby :( | That sucks. Missed opportunity or biological problems? |
I'm going on vacation tomorrow | Guess what I get to do tomorrow!!! | Whatever it is, you seem excited. What is it? |
I'm going on vacation tomorrow Guess what I get to do tomorrow!!! | Whatever it is, you seem excited. What is it? | I'm going on vacation! I haven't been on one in years! |
I'm going on vacation tomorrow Guess what I get to do tomorrow!!! Whatever it is_comma_ you seem excited. What is it? | I'm going on vacation! I haven't been on one in years! | Vacations are sooooo nice!!! I hope you have an amazing one@! |
Stuck in traffic due to a wreck and a person flies by on the emergency lane - | We were stuck in traffic for over an hour due to a wreck the other day. | That's really annoying for you but I hope everyone involved is okay. |
Stuck in traffic due to a wreck and a person flies by on the emergency lane - We were stuck in traffic for over an hour due to a wreck the other day. | That's really annoying for you but I hope everyone involved is okay. | Yes, it wasn't a bad wreck. But this buffoon thought he was more important than anyone else, and flew up beside us in the emergency lane.! |
Stuck in traffic due to a wreck and a person flies by on the emergency lane - We were stuck in traffic for over an hour due to a wreck the other day. That's really annoying for you but I hope everyone involved is okay. | Yes, it wasn't a bad wreck. But this buffoon thought he was more important than anyone else, and flew up beside us in the emergency lane.! | I cannot stand people who do that! Don't they know they could be blocking someone from getting the medical attention they need? |
Stuck in traffic due to a wreck and a person flies by on the emergency lane - We were stuck in traffic for over an hour due to a wreck the other day. That's really annoying for you but I hope everyone involved is okay. Yes_comma_ it wasn't a bad wreck. But this buffoon thought he was more important than anyone else_comma_ and flew up beside us in the emergency lane.! | I cannot stand people who do that! Don't they know they could be blocking someone from getting the medical attention they need? | Well, I think he got what he deserved. About 10 seconds later, the police flew up that same emergency lane! |
Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet. | Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet. | Why are you there all alone? |
Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet. Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet. | Why are you there all alone? | I have to wait for something to come in. Not sure how long it's gonna be. |
Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet. Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet. Why are you there all alone? | I have to wait for something to come in. Not sure how long it's gonna be. | I hope you aren't too lonely! |
My son stole $600 from me! | I cannot believe that my own son would steal from me!!!! | Oh no. Why did he steal? |
My son stole $600 from me! I cannot believe that my own son would steal from me!!!! | Oh no. Why did he steal? | I have no idea but I thought I raised him better than this! $600 gone! |
My son stole $600 from me! I cannot believe that my own son would steal from me!!!! Oh no. Why did he steal? | I have no idea but I thought I raised him better than this! $600 gone! | Sometimes they have a reason, and it doesn't make him a bad person depending on the reason. |
My daughter is amazing. She cooked the family dinner tonight after we got home from work. | After a long day at work, I was surprised to find my daughter had cooked the family dinner. | That was so nice of her. I'm sure that you really appreciated her for doing that. |
My daughter is amazing. She cooked the family dinner tonight after we got home from work. After a long day at work_comma_ I was surprised to find my daughter had cooked the family dinner. | That was so nice of her. I'm sure that you really appreciated her for doing that. | It was very delicious and even more appreciated that's for sure. |
My daughter is amazing. She cooked the family dinner tonight after we got home from work. After a long day at work_comma_ I was surprised to find my daughter had cooked the family dinner. That was so nice of her. I'm sure that you really appreciated her for doing that. | It was very delicious and even more appreciated that's for sure. | Maybe you have a budding chef on your hands. |
I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back. | I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back.". | A bit of nostalgia, huh? It is always wonderful to look back on old family memories. |
I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back. I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back.". | A bit of nostalgia, huh? It is always wonderful to look back on old family memories. | That is so true. It can really take you right back to the moment. |
I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back. I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back.". A bit of nostalgia_comma_ huh? It is always wonderful to look back on old family memories. | That is so true. It can really take you right back to the moment. | The times we share with family should always be cherished. |
No one rsvped to my birthday party. | I guess I'm not as liked as I thought I am. | Oh no, what happened if you don't mind me asking. |
No one rsvped to my birthday party. I guess I'm not as liked as I thought I am. | Oh no, what happened if you don't mind me asking. | No one rsvped to my birthday party, I'm pretty bummed. |
No one rsvped to my birthday party. I guess I'm not as liked as I thought I am. Oh no_comma_ what happened if you don't mind me asking. | No one rsvped to my birthday party, I'm pretty bummed. | Oh man, that sucks. You can enjoy the day on your own! Forget them then. |
My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be! | My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be! | Oh, I love surprises like that! How exciting! |
My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be! My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be! | Oh, I love surprises like that! How exciting! | Yea. She won't tell me what it is. I hope she didn't spend too much money though. |
My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be! My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be! Oh_comma_ I love surprises like that! How exciting! | Yea. She won't tell me what it is. I hope she didn't spend too much money though. | I hope not either but it's sweet! |
The new addition to our family was just born this weekend. | The new addition to our family was just born this weekend. | You must be thrilled. What did you have? |
The new addition to our family was just born this weekend. The new addition to our family was just born this weekend. | You must be thrilled. What did you have? | It's a girl! I'm so excited but also kind of scared of parenting! |
The new addition to our family was just born this weekend. The new addition to our family was just born this weekend. You must be thrilled. What did you have? | It's a girl! I'm so excited but also kind of scared of parenting! | Is this your first? |
When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games. | When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games. | Oh no, I know that must make you feel bad, but you can't always be there. |
When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games. When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games. | Oh no, I know that must make you feel bad, but you can't always be there. | Yeah it was hard to have to miss some. Luckily though I did have family that went so they weren't unwatched. |
When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games. When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games. Oh no_comma_ I know that must make you feel bad_comma_ but you can't always be there. | Yeah it was hard to have to miss some. Luckily though I did have family that went so they weren't unwatched. | That's good. How many girls do you have? |
I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work. | I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work | That sucks. Maybe they can wait just a bit longer for you? |
I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work. I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work | That sucks. Maybe they can wait just a bit longer for you? | No, I wouldn't want them to. It's 8pm now. I just wish work was more considerate of my time. |
I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work. I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work That sucks. Maybe they can wait just a bit longer for you? | No, I wouldn't want them to. It's 8pm now. I just wish work was more considerate of my time. | We always need to make time for our families. They are the most important thing in this world. |
I just finished watching Mindhunter on Netflix. The first season ended with me cringing on the couch. | I just finished the first season of Mind hunter on Netflix. I almost wet my pants. | Wow. Must be a really good show. What's it about? |
I just finished watching Mindhunter on Netflix. The first season ended with me cringing on the couch. I just finished the first season of Mind hunter on Netflix. I almost wet my pants. | Wow. Must be a really good show. What's it about? | Serial Killer and FBI profiling. Its intense. |
I just finished watching Mindhunter on Netflix. The first season ended with me cringing on the couch. I just finished the first season of Mind hunter on Netflix. I almost wet my pants. Wow. Must be a really good show. What's it about? | Serial Killer and FBI profiling. Its intense. | I love thrillers. I watched Killing Eve. |
I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here. | I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here | Are you working while you are at work? |
I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here. I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here | Are you working while you are at work? | hahaha yea. Might as well do something instead of sitting around waiting on this shipment. |
I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here. I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here Are you working while you are at work? | hahaha yea. Might as well do something instead of sitting around waiting on this shipment. | Smart man smart man. |
I feel so guilty. I cheated on my husband. | I feel so guilty. I cheated on my husband. | Oh no, what happened to cause the cheating? |
I feel so guilty. I cheated on my husband. I feel so guilty. I cheated on my husband. | Oh no, what happened to cause the cheating? | I just lost control. I feel horrible for doing it. But it just had to be done. |
I feel so guilty. I cheated on my husband. I feel so guilty. I cheated on my husband. Oh no_comma_ what happened to cause the cheating? | I just lost control. I feel horrible for doing it. But it just had to be done. | Have you guys talked about it? Or is he still upset? |
I'm trying to look forward to the new school year for my children. | My children have started a new year at school. | How many do you have? Are they excited? |
I'm trying to look forward to the new school year for my children. My children have started a new year at school. | How many do you have? Are they excited? | There are two girls, they are ready to go, I'm the one that's nervous. |
I'm trying to look forward to the new school year for my children. My children have started a new year at school. How many do you have? Are they excited? | There are two girls, they are ready to go, I'm the one that's nervous. | What is making you so nervous? |
I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were. | I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were | had they been eating too many? |
I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were. I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were | had they been eating too many? | No. I just wanted it for myself. |
I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were. I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were had they been eating too many? | No. I just wanted it for myself. | oh, that's a cute one. |
Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else. | Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else. Needless to say I went to the conference. | What will you do if you can't be with your wife all the time? |
Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else. Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else. Needless to say I went to the conference. | What will you do if you can't be with your wife all the time? | I'm fine now I completely trust her since we're married, but she was going a church singles conference without me. |
Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else. Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else. Needless to say I went to the conference. What will you do if you can't be with your wife all the time? | I'm fine now I completely trust her since we're married, but she was going a church singles conference without me. | Oh that makes a lot of sense now then. |
I forgot to bring my towel and had to run naked out of the common shower area to the locker rooms. | I forgot to bring my towel and had to run naked out of the common shower area to the locker rooms. | Ohhh no! There was no one there to offer you a towel? |
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