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I sneezed a buger on my crush	Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her.	Oh my god that’s hilarious.
I sneezed a buger on my crush Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her.	Oh my god that’s hilarious.	I was petrified. I was really crushing on her too
I sneezed a buger on my crush Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her. Oh my god that’s hilarious.	I was petrified. I was really crushing on her too	Oh no I am so sorry about that. Did everything turn out ok?
My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house.	My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house.	Oh, what caused them to move out? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house. My roommate moved out_comma_ it is just me now living at the house.	Oh, what caused them to move out? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?	He got a new job that was in a different city. It isn't good or bad.
My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house. My roommate moved out_comma_ it is just me now living at the house. Oh_comma_ what caused them to move out? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?	He got a new job that was in a different city. It isn't good or bad.	I see. I'm sorry you're home alone. I get lonely myself when you're used to someone around. Are you going to advertise for a new roommate?
I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that!	I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that!	Do you have any children already or will this be your first?
I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that! I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that!	Do you have any children already or will this be your first?	I have two kids and was done having kids but guess not! I'm excited about it but it definitely shocked me! I thought I might have chronic fatigue.
I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that! I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that! Do you have any children already or will this be your first?	I have two kids and was done having kids but guess not! I'm excited about it but it definitely shocked me! I thought I might have chronic fatigue.	Do you know if it is a boy or girl?
My dog always barks when I am on the phone.	My dog always barks when I am on the phone.	That is irritating, huh. It is like a kid that can't stand not having the attention for a minute so they act up. Haha
My dog always barks when I am on the phone. My dog always barks when I am on the phone.	That is irritating, huh. It is like a kid that can't stand not having the attention for a minute so they act up. Haha	Yes, I try to get him to go outside, but he never wants to.
My dog always barks when I am on the phone. My dog always barks when I am on the phone. That is irritating_comma_ huh. It is like a kid that can't stand not having the attention for a minute so they act up. Haha	Yes, I try to get him to go outside, but he never wants to.	It just wants you off the phone instead.
I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy.	I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy.	I hope you didn't drink the soup. They better of given you the meal for free.
I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy. I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy.	I hope you didn't drink the soup. They better of given you the meal for free.	Oh she will be remaking it. It was my wife that packed he lunch. She has a tendency to lose her hair into my food and I'm getting tired of it.
I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy. I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy. I hope you didn't drink the soup. They better of given you the meal for free.	Oh she will be remaking it. It was my wife that packed he lunch. She has a tendency to lose her hair into my food and I'm getting tired of it.	Oh, I thought it was a t a restaurant.
I am scared that World War 3 may be near.	I am scared that World War 3 may be near.	Nah. Don't worry my friend! It will be okay!
I am scared that World War 3 may be near. I am scared that World War 3 may be near.	Nah. Don't worry my friend! It will be okay!	I am really worried that North Korea may attack us.
I am scared that World War 3 may be near. I am scared that World War 3 may be near. Nah. Don't worry my friend! It will be okay!	I am really worried that North Korea may attack us.	I don't think they will. We are the worlds greatest army
Nephew plays football this year	My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him!	What position does your nephew play?
Nephew plays football this year My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him!	What position does your nephew play?	Not sure yet. Last year he played center. I'm sure he will do good whatever he plays this year.
Nephew plays football this year My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him! What position does your nephew play?	Not sure yet. Last year he played center. I'm sure he will do good whatever he plays this year.	Is your nephew a big kid?
Nephew plays football this year My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him! What position does your nephew play? Not sure yet. Last year he played center. I'm sure he will do good whatever he plays this year.	Is your nephew a big kid?	Yeah he's really tall. Last year he was the biggest kid on the team in 8th grade lol
My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him.	Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother.	Oh no! What did he do?
My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him. Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother.	Oh no! What did he do?	My little brother always plays electric guitar. And that's too irritating.
My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him. Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother. Oh no! What did he do?	My little brother always plays electric guitar. And that's too irritating.	Yes, little brothers can sometimes be irritating. Maybe ask him next time to turn it down?
My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him. Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother. Oh no! What did he do? My little brother always plays electric guitar. And that's too irritating.	Yes, little brothers can sometimes be irritating. Maybe ask him next time to turn it down?	Yes. You are right!
I was only two days untill my disney land trip	Two days left before the trip, I was beside myself.	Where did you go? You went alone?
I was only two days untill my disney land trip Two days left before the trip_comma_ I was beside myself.	Where did you go? You went alone?	I went to Disney world, my entire family tagged along.
I was only two days untill my disney land trip Two days left before the trip_comma_ I was beside myself. Where did you go? You went alone?	I went to Disney world, my entire family tagged along.	That is awesome, I've been there when I was a kid and had a lot of fun!
I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree.	I should of got a degree in computer science, my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me!	That is crazy! what was your original major?
I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree. I should of got a degree in computer science_comma_ my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me!	That is crazy! what was your original major?	I'm a political science major, yeah I know, not the best choice.
I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree. I should of got a degree in computer science_comma_ my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me! That is crazy! what was your original major?	I'm a political science major, yeah I know, not the best choice.	How are you faring in todays climate?
I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree. I should of got a degree in computer science_comma_ my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me! That is crazy! what was your original major? I'm a political science major_comma_ yeah I know_comma_ not the best choice.	How are you faring in todays climate?	Struggling but doing ok I guess, just got to pay off my debt.
I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen.	I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen.	That's not good, what is the contract dispute about?
I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen. I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen.	That's not good, what is the contract dispute about?	Someone owes me a lot of money, but they don't want to pay. I don't want to go to court, but I may have to go that direction.
I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen. I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen. That's not good_comma_ what is the contract dispute about?	Someone owes me a lot of money, but they don't want to pay. I don't want to go to court, but I may have to go that direction.	Yeah, that's always rough. I would take them to court if it's in the 4 digit range.
When I went to see Niagara Falls for first time, I couldn't believe how big it was. Mind blowing to see in person	Ever been to Niagara Falls? I just went and it blew my mind on the size of it!	I haven't been. I would really love to go, and it's good to hear such a good review from someone.
When I went to see Niagara Falls for first time, I couldn't believe how big it was. Mind blowing to see in person Ever been to Niagara Falls? I just went and it blew my mind on the size of it!	I haven't been. I would really love to go, and it's good to hear such a good review from someone.	Yeah, you definitely should go, very worth while.
When I went to see Niagara Falls for first time, I couldn't believe how big it was. Mind blowing to see in person Ever been to Niagara Falls? I just went and it blew my mind on the size of it! I haven't been. I would really love to go_comma_ and it's good to hear such a good review from someone.	Yeah, you definitely should go, very worth while.	What else is there to do there other than see the falls?
I have never cheated on any exams in school.	I have never cheated on any exams in school.	Good for YOU! Integrity is very rare nowadays
I have never cheated on any exams in school. I have never cheated on any exams in school.	Good for YOU! Integrity is very rare nowadays	I have been tempted but I would rather fail my exams than cheat.
I have never cheated on any exams in school. I have never cheated on any exams in school. Good for YOU! Integrity is very rare nowadays	I have been tempted but I would rather fail my exams than cheat.	I feel the same way!
I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories.	I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece.	Did you cry when you were looking at the photos?
I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories. I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece.	Did you cry when you were looking at the photos?	No, I am not a big crier. It was hard to see but they were good memories.
I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories. I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. Did you cry when you were looking at the photos?	No, I am not a big crier. It was hard to see but they were good memories.	My niece lives in Los Angeles. I do not get to see her very much.
I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories. I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. Did you cry when you were looking at the photos? No_comma_ I am not a big crier. It was hard to see but they were good memories.	My niece lives in Los Angeles. I do not get to see her very much.	Ok?
I love being able to be home for my kids	I love being able to be home for my kids	That is wonderful! How many kids do you have? That's a tough job but so rewarding!
I love being able to be home for my kids I love being able to be home for my kids	That is wonderful! How many kids do you have? That's a tough job but so rewarding!	I have 3. What about you?
I love being able to be home for my kids I love being able to be home for my kids That is wonderful! How many kids do you have? That's a tough job but so rewarding!	I have 3. What about you?	I have 2 kids. I love being home with them as well. I am blessed to be able to work at home. I also homeschool them and love teaching! Are you having any more kids?
I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month!	I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month!	That is awesome! How long were they away
I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month! I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month!	That is awesome! How long were they away	They moved away for a job about 8 years ago so its been a while. They just love our hometown so they were working to come back if they could. It makes me so happy!
I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month! I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month! That is awesome! How long were they away	They moved away for a job about 8 years ago so its been a while. They just love our hometown so they were working to come back if they could. It makes me so happy!	I am so happy for you!
I interviewed for a job promotion today and I feel like I did very well.	I interviewed for a job promotion today. I am pretty sure I nailed the interview.	Great! What kind of job is it?
I interviewed for a job promotion today and I feel like I did very well. I interviewed for a job promotion today. I am pretty sure I nailed the interview.	Great! What kind of job is it?	It is a promotion in my finance department. I really think I got this one in the bag
I interviewed for a job promotion today and I feel like I did very well. I interviewed for a job promotion today. I am pretty sure I nailed the interview. Great! What kind of job is it?	It is a promotion in my finance department. I really think I got this one in the bag	Sounds great! Better pay is always good!
I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed!	I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed!	That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful.
I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed!	That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful.	I am! It always comes at the right time sometimes.
I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful.	I am! It always comes at the right time sometimes.	Do you know what you are going to spend it on?
I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful. I am! It always comes at the right time sometimes.	Do you know what you are going to spend it on?	Oh pet food, groceries and bills! lol- Whatever it will cover :)
My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I am sick of it. He is a brat.	My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time.	I would not want to be in your position it's ok to help but all the time it can be dreadful.
My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I am sick of it. He is a brat. My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time.	I would not want to be in your position it's ok to help but all the time it can be dreadful.	I am sick of it. He is a brat.
My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I am sick of it. He is a brat. My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I would not want to be in your position it's ok to help but all the time it can be dreadful.	I am sick of it. He is a brat.	It will get better put your foot down and maybe say no in a nice way to not step on any ones toes.
I am so excited because I am starting a new job next week. I've been trying to get hired for months at this company.	I am starting a new job next week, I can't wait!	That's awesome! congratulations too! What do you do?
I am so excited because I am starting a new job next week. I've been trying to get hired for months at this company. I am starting a new job next week_comma_ I can't wait!	That's awesome! congratulations too! What do you do?	It's at a law firm. I've been trying to get this job for months, it's going to be great.
I am so excited because I am starting a new job next week. I've been trying to get hired for months at this company. I am starting a new job next week_comma_ I can't wait! That's awesome! congratulations too! What do you do?	It's at a law firm. I've been trying to get this job for months, it's going to be great.	Oh nice! My brother in law is a lawyer and I remember him trying to get certain jobs he wanted and it not being easy sometimes. Sounds like you are a great lawyer. Hope it goes well for you!
I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing.	I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing.	Wow congrats! What type of music do you play?
I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing. I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing.	Wow congrats! What type of music do you play?	Thanks! Its good to actually get some money out of it. We play folk music with a rock twist. Its great music.
I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing. I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing. Wow congrats! What type of music do you play?	Thanks! Its good to actually get some money out of it. We play folk music with a rock twist. Its great music.	Nice, I really like folk music. I hope you guys put off a great show.
suprise on my birthday	I walked into my living room to see my entire extended family holding presents.	Oh what a scene. How did it make you feel?
suprise on my birthday I walked into my living room to see my entire extended family holding presents.	Oh what a scene. How did it make you feel?	I was in awe, all of that just for my birthday.
suprise on my birthday I walked into my living room to see my entire extended family holding presents. Oh what a scene. How did it make you feel?	I was in awe, all of that just for my birthday.	You are so lucky to have a family like that!
My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. It looked really gross.	My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae.	oh my lord, please say thats not true.
My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. It looked really gross. My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae.	oh my lord, please say thats not true.	It looked and smelled really gross.
My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. It looked really gross. My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. oh my lord_comma_ please say thats not true.	It looked and smelled really gross.	that is one of the most horrible things ive ever heard.
I'm pissed, my wife came home from work and went out to eat. She didn't even bother to see if I wanted anything!	I'm pretty worked up right now, my wife went out to dinner with her friends and didn't bring me anything home!	I would be mad! Did she say why she didn't bring you anything?
I'm pissed, my wife came home from work and went out to eat. She didn't even bother to see if I wanted anything! I'm pretty worked up right now_comma_ my wife went out to dinner with her friends and didn't bring me anything home!	I would be mad! Did she say why she didn't bring you anything?	She must be mad about something, she always at least asks if I want anything!
I'm pissed, my wife came home from work and went out to eat. She didn't even bother to see if I wanted anything! I'm pretty worked up right now_comma_ my wife went out to dinner with her friends and didn't bring me anything home! I would be mad! Did she say why she didn't bring you anything?	She must be mad about something, she always at least asks if I want anything!	Maybe you could talk to her after you calm down a bit. I'm sure there is a reason.
My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely.	Hey there, Got to admit, I'm pretty lonely right now.	Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely?
My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now.	Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely?	My wife went out of town for work for a week, and I'm not used to having the place to myself.
My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now. Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely?	My wife went out of town for work for a week, and I'm not used to having the place to myself.	Maybe you could invite a friend over for a movie?
My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now. Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely? My wife went out of town for work for a week_comma_ and I'm not used to having the place to myself.	Maybe you could invite a friend over for a movie?	I could, but they all have lives now.
My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now. Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely? My wife went out of town for work for a week_comma_ and I'm not used to having the place to myself. Maybe you could invite a friend over for a movie?	I could, but they all have lives now.	Maybe you could facetime your wife.
My neighbors woke me us this weekend with their lawnmower at 5am. I went outside to ask him to stop but he just ignored me.	My neighbor woke me up this weekend mowing his lawn at 5am.	That sounds really frustrating! Who mows their lawn that early holy cow!
My neighbors woke me us this weekend with their lawnmower at 5am. I went outside to ask him to stop but he just ignored me. My neighbor woke me up this weekend mowing his lawn at 5am.	That sounds really frustrating! Who mows their lawn that early holy cow!	I have no idea. I was pissed because I went to ask him to stop and he just ignored me.
My neighbors woke me us this weekend with their lawnmower at 5am. I went outside to ask him to stop but he just ignored me. My neighbor woke me up this weekend mowing his lawn at 5am. That sounds really frustrating! Who mows their lawn that early holy cow!	I have no idea. I was pissed because I went to ask him to stop and he just ignored me.	Wow I would be mad to.
Becky got the new promotion at work, I was really wanting it. It seems like she always gets what she wants...	I didn't get the promotion at work, I cant believe Becky got it over me... I'm really upset about it.	Gee, that is too bad. I wonder why Becky got it and you didn't?
Becky got the new promotion at work, I was really wanting it. It seems like she always gets what she wants... I didn't get the promotion at work_comma_ I cant believe Becky got it over me... I'm really upset about it.	Gee, that is too bad. I wonder why Becky got it and you didn't?	I don't know, It just seems like she always gets everything. ugh ! Sometimes I wish I could be as lucky as her.
Becky got the new promotion at work, I was really wanting it. It seems like she always gets what she wants... I didn't get the promotion at work_comma_ I cant believe Becky got it over me... I'm really upset about it. Gee_comma_ that is too bad. I wonder why Becky got it and you didn't?	I don't know, It just seems like she always gets everything. ugh ! Sometimes I wish I could be as lucky as her.	Yeah, that's no fun. Maybe you'll get offered the next promotion that is available?
The day before my dissertation was due	I had been getting ready for this day for years, It was in the bag	What day is that?
The day before my dissertation was due I had been getting ready for this day for years_comma_ It was in the bag	What day is that?	My dissertation was due, Hardest thing i had ever completed.
The day before my dissertation was due I had been getting ready for this day for years_comma_ It was in the bag What day is that?	My dissertation was due, Hardest thing i had ever completed.	Oh lord..that gives me chills just hearing the word. What was it on?
My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on.	My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is!	Do you have more than one dog??
My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on. My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there_comma_ he is fine like he normally is!	Do you have more than one dog??	Oh yes, that is his nickname though! We call him "white dog".
My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on. My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there_comma_ he is fine like he normally is! Do you have more than one dog??	Oh yes, that is his nickname though! We call him "white dog".	I feel like this is obvious, but is he white?
My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on. My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there_comma_ he is fine like he normally is! Do you have more than one dog?? Oh yes_comma_ that is his nickname though! We call him "white dog".	I feel like this is obvious, but is he white?	No he's black. Just kidding ;)
Long car drive coming up	Going to Florida in a couple weeks	That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see?
Long car drive coming up Going to Florida in a couple weeks	That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see?	Just taking a vacation to the beach. Not very excited about the 9 hour drive though.
Long car drive coming up Going to Florida in a couple weeks That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see?	Just taking a vacation to the beach. Not very excited about the 9 hour drive though.	Yeah... I had to do a long drive from Nebraska to Colorado this summer. It was about a 7-hour drive. That was starting to push it. So, I could see 9 hours being a little rough. I just tried to load up on podcasts to listen to.
Long car drive coming up Going to Florida in a couple weeks That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see? Just taking a vacation to the beach. Not very excited about the 9 hour drive though.	Yeah... I had to do a long drive from Nebraska to Colorado this summer. It was about a 7-hour drive. That was starting to push it. So, I could see 9 hours being a little rough. I just tried to load up on podcasts to listen to.	Yeah I guess I'll have to do that. I hate long trips. Thanks for the tip!
Recently heard that my father was laid off from his job. He's retirement age anyway, but I felt bad for him, as that must have been, at the very least, slightly humiliating. He's been a hard worker for 40 years, and has done well to support the family. But I do worry for him in the short-term.	Recently heard that my father was laid off from his job. He's retirement age anyway, but I felt bad for him, as that must have been, at the very least, slightly humiliating. He's been a hard worker for 40 years, and has done well to support the family. But I do worry for him in the short-term.	Oh that's awful! I hope he is going to be okay. Did they lay him off with severence or anything?

I sneezed a buger on my crush

Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her.

Oh my god that’s hilarious.

I sneezed a buger on my crush Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her.

Oh my god that’s hilarious.

I was petrified. I was really crushing on her too

I sneezed a buger on my crush Once I sneezed very loud next to my friend and a buger shot on her. Oh my god that’s hilarious.

I was petrified. I was really crushing on her too

Oh no I am so sorry about that. Did everything turn out ok?

My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house.

Oh, what caused them to move out? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house. My roommate moved out_comma_ it is just me now living at the house.

Oh, what caused them to move out? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

He got a new job that was in a different city. It isn't good or bad.

My roommate moved out, it is just me now living at the house. My roommate moved out_comma_ it is just me now living at the house. Oh_comma_ what caused them to move out? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

He got a new job that was in a different city. It isn't good or bad.

I see. I'm sorry you're home alone. I get lonely myself when you're used to someone around. Are you going to advertise for a new roommate?

I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that!

Do you have any children already or will this be your first?

I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that! I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that!

Do you have any children already or will this be your first?

I have two kids and was done having kids but guess not! I'm excited about it but it definitely shocked me! I thought I might have chronic fatigue.

I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that! I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that! Do you have any children already or will this be your first?

I have two kids and was done having kids but guess not! I'm excited about it but it definitely shocked me! I thought I might have chronic fatigue.

Do you know if it is a boy or girl?

My dog always barks when I am on the phone.

That is irritating, huh. It is like a kid that can't stand not having the attention for a minute so they act up. Haha

My dog always barks when I am on the phone. My dog always barks when I am on the phone.

That is irritating, huh. It is like a kid that can't stand not having the attention for a minute so they act up. Haha

Yes, I try to get him to go outside, but he never wants to.

My dog always barks when I am on the phone. My dog always barks when I am on the phone. That is irritating_comma_ huh. It is like a kid that can't stand not having the attention for a minute so they act up. Haha

Yes, I try to get him to go outside, but he never wants to.

It just wants you off the phone instead.

I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy.

I hope you didn't drink the soup. They better of given you the meal for free.

I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy. I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy.

I hope you didn't drink the soup. They better of given you the meal for free.

Oh she will be remaking it. It was my wife that packed he lunch. She has a tendency to lose her hair into my food and I'm getting tired of it.

I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy. I found a hair in my soup at lunch today. I was not happy. I hope you didn't drink the soup. They better of given you the meal for free.

Oh she will be remaking it. It was my wife that packed he lunch. She has a tendency to lose her hair into my food and I'm getting tired of it.

Oh, I thought it was a t a restaurant.

I am scared that World War 3 may be near.

Nah. Don't worry my friend! It will be okay!

I am scared that World War 3 may be near. I am scared that World War 3 may be near.

Nah. Don't worry my friend! It will be okay!

I am really worried that North Korea may attack us.

I am scared that World War 3 may be near. I am scared that World War 3 may be near. Nah. Don't worry my friend! It will be okay!

I am really worried that North Korea may attack us.

I don't think they will. We are the worlds greatest army

Nephew plays football this year

My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him!

What position does your nephew play?

Nephew plays football this year My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him!

What position does your nephew play?

Not sure yet. Last year he played center. I'm sure he will do good whatever he plays this year.

Nephew plays football this year My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him! What position does your nephew play?

Not sure yet. Last year he played center. I'm sure he will do good whatever he plays this year.

Is your nephew a big kid?

Nephew plays football this year My nephew plays football this year. So proud of him! What position does your nephew play? Not sure yet. Last year he played center. I'm sure he will do good whatever he plays this year.

Is your nephew a big kid?

Yeah he's really tall. Last year he was the biggest kid on the team in 8th grade lol

My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him.

Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother.

Oh no! What did he do?

My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him. Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother.

Oh no! What did he do?

My little brother always plays electric guitar. And that's too irritating.

My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him. Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother. Oh no! What did he do?

My little brother always plays electric guitar. And that's too irritating.

Yes, little brothers can sometimes be irritating. Maybe ask him next time to turn it down?

My little brother always plays electric guitar. Yesterday, I was really very irritated. I screamed at him. Yesterday I was so much irritated. I loudly screamed on my bother. Oh no! What did he do? My little brother always plays electric guitar. And that's too irritating.

Yes, little brothers can sometimes be irritating. Maybe ask him next time to turn it down?

Yes. You are right!

I was only two days untill my disney land trip

Two days left before the trip, I was beside myself.

Where did you go? You went alone?

I was only two days untill my disney land trip Two days left before the trip_comma_ I was beside myself.

Where did you go? You went alone?

I went to Disney world, my entire family tagged along.

I was only two days untill my disney land trip Two days left before the trip_comma_ I was beside myself. Where did you go? You went alone?

I went to Disney world, my entire family tagged along.

That is awesome, I've been there when I was a kid and had a lot of fun!

I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree.

I should of got a degree in computer science, my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me!

That is crazy! what was your original major?

I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree. I should of got a degree in computer science_comma_ my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me!

That is crazy! what was your original major?

I'm a political science major, yeah I know, not the best choice.

I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree. I should of got a degree in computer science_comma_ my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me! That is crazy! what was your original major?

I'm a political science major, yeah I know, not the best choice.

How are you faring in todays climate?

I was jealous when my friend started a job making 30,000 dollars more than me right after he graduated. I wish I majored in his degree. I should of got a degree in computer science_comma_ my friend just graduated and is making 30 grand more than me! That is crazy! what was your original major? I'm a political science major_comma_ yeah I know_comma_ not the best choice.

How are you faring in todays climate?

Struggling but doing ok I guess, just got to pay off my debt.

I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen.

That's not good, what is the contract dispute about?

I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen. I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen.

That's not good, what is the contract dispute about?

Someone owes me a lot of money, but they don't want to pay. I don't want to go to court, but I may have to go that direction.

I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen. I am in the middle of a contract dispute and I don't know what is going to happen. That's not good_comma_ what is the contract dispute about?

Someone owes me a lot of money, but they don't want to pay. I don't want to go to court, but I may have to go that direction.

Yeah, that's always rough. I would take them to court if it's in the 4 digit range.

When I went to see Niagara Falls for first time, I couldn't believe how big it was. Mind blowing to see in person

Ever been to Niagara Falls? I just went and it blew my mind on the size of it!

I haven't been. I would really love to go, and it's good to hear such a good review from someone.

When I went to see Niagara Falls for first time, I couldn't believe how big it was. Mind blowing to see in person Ever been to Niagara Falls? I just went and it blew my mind on the size of it!

I haven't been. I would really love to go, and it's good to hear such a good review from someone.

Yeah, you definitely should go, very worth while.

When I went to see Niagara Falls for first time, I couldn't believe how big it was. Mind blowing to see in person Ever been to Niagara Falls? I just went and it blew my mind on the size of it! I haven't been. I would really love to go_comma_ and it's good to hear such a good review from someone.

Yeah, you definitely should go, very worth while.

What else is there to do there other than see the falls?

I have never cheated on any exams in school.

Good for YOU! Integrity is very rare nowadays

I have never cheated on any exams in school. I have never cheated on any exams in school.

Good for YOU! Integrity is very rare nowadays

I have been tempted but I would rather fail my exams than cheat.

I have never cheated on any exams in school. I have never cheated on any exams in school. Good for YOU! Integrity is very rare nowadays

I have been tempted but I would rather fail my exams than cheat.

I feel the same way!

I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories.

I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece.

Did you cry when you were looking at the photos?

I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories. I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece.

Did you cry when you were looking at the photos?

No, I am not a big crier. It was hard to see but they were good memories.

I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories. I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. Did you cry when you were looking at the photos?

No, I am not a big crier. It was hard to see but they were good memories.

My niece lives in Los Angeles. I do not get to see her very much.

I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. It was hard to see but they were good memories. I saw some old pics on FB of my dog who is passed and my niece. Did you cry when you were looking at the photos? No_comma_ I am not a big crier. It was hard to see but they were good memories.

My niece lives in Los Angeles. I do not get to see her very much.

Ok?

I love being able to be home for my kids

That is wonderful! How many kids do you have? That's a tough job but so rewarding!

I love being able to be home for my kids I love being able to be home for my kids

That is wonderful! How many kids do you have? That's a tough job but so rewarding!

I have 3. What about you?

I love being able to be home for my kids I love being able to be home for my kids That is wonderful! How many kids do you have? That's a tough job but so rewarding!

I have 3. What about you?

I have 2 kids. I love being home with them as well. I am blessed to be able to work at home. I also homeschool them and love teaching! Are you having any more kids?

I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month!

That is awesome! How long were they away

I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month! I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month!

That is awesome! How long were they away

They moved away for a job about 8 years ago so its been a while. They just love our hometown so they were working to come back if they could. It makes me so happy!

I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month! I just found out that my parents are moving back near me! They'll be here in about a month! That is awesome! How long were they away

They moved away for a job about 8 years ago so its been a while. They just love our hometown so they were working to come back if they could. It makes me so happy!

I am so happy for you!

I interviewed for a job promotion today and I feel like I did very well.

I interviewed for a job promotion today. I am pretty sure I nailed the interview.

Great! What kind of job is it?

I interviewed for a job promotion today and I feel like I did very well. I interviewed for a job promotion today. I am pretty sure I nailed the interview.

Great! What kind of job is it?

It is a promotion in my finance department. I really think I got this one in the bag

I interviewed for a job promotion today and I feel like I did very well. I interviewed for a job promotion today. I am pretty sure I nailed the interview. Great! What kind of job is it?

It is a promotion in my finance department. I really think I got this one in the bag

Sounds great! Better pay is always good!

I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed!

That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful.

I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed!

That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful.

I am! It always comes at the right time sometimes.

I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful.

I am! It always comes at the right time sometimes.

Do you know what you are going to spend it on?

I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! I got a $50 bonus and it was very unexpected AND needed! That is a great surprise. I bet you are very thankful. I am! It always comes at the right time sometimes.

Do you know what you are going to spend it on?

Oh pet food, groceries and bills! lol- Whatever it will cover :)

My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I am sick of it. He is a brat.

My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time.

I would not want to be in your position it's ok to help but all the time it can be dreadful.

My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I am sick of it. He is a brat. My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time.

I would not want to be in your position it's ok to help but all the time it can be dreadful.

I am sick of it. He is a brat.

My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I am sick of it. He is a brat. My mom makes me babysit my nephew all the time. I would not want to be in your position it's ok to help but all the time it can be dreadful.

I am sick of it. He is a brat.

It will get better put your foot down and maybe say no in a nice way to not step on any ones toes.

I am so excited because I am starting a new job next week. I've been trying to get hired for months at this company.

I am starting a new job next week, I can't wait!

That's awesome! congratulations too! What do you do?

I am so excited because I am starting a new job next week. I've been trying to get hired for months at this company. I am starting a new job next week_comma_ I can't wait!

That's awesome! congratulations too! What do you do?

It's at a law firm. I've been trying to get this job for months, it's going to be great.

I am so excited because I am starting a new job next week. I've been trying to get hired for months at this company. I am starting a new job next week_comma_ I can't wait! That's awesome! congratulations too! What do you do?

It's at a law firm. I've been trying to get this job for months, it's going to be great.

Oh nice! My brother in law is a lawyer and I remember him trying to get certain jobs he wanted and it not being easy sometimes. Sounds like you are a great lawyer. Hope it goes well for you!

I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing.

Wow congrats! What type of music do you play?

I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing. I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing.

Wow congrats! What type of music do you play?

Thanks! Its good to actually get some money out of it. We play folk music with a rock twist. Its great music.

I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing. I am playing an official gig with a band I'm in and I can't wait. I know we'll be amazing. Wow congrats! What type of music do you play?

Thanks! Its good to actually get some money out of it. We play folk music with a rock twist. Its great music.

Nice, I really like folk music. I hope you guys put off a great show.

suprise on my birthday

I walked into my living room to see my entire extended family holding presents.

Oh what a scene. How did it make you feel?

suprise on my birthday I walked into my living room to see my entire extended family holding presents.

Oh what a scene. How did it make you feel?

I was in awe, all of that just for my birthday.

suprise on my birthday I walked into my living room to see my entire extended family holding presents. Oh what a scene. How did it make you feel?

I was in awe, all of that just for my birthday.

You are so lucky to have a family like that!

My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. It looked really gross.

My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae.

oh my lord, please say thats not true.

My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. It looked really gross. My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae.

oh my lord, please say thats not true.

It looked and smelled really gross.

My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. It looked really gross. My friend put vinegar on his ice cream sundae. oh my lord_comma_ please say thats not true.

It looked and smelled really gross.

that is one of the most horrible things ive ever heard.

I'm pissed, my wife came home from work and went out to eat. She didn't even bother to see if I wanted anything!

I'm pretty worked up right now, my wife went out to dinner with her friends and didn't bring me anything home!

I would be mad! Did she say why she didn't bring you anything?

I'm pissed, my wife came home from work and went out to eat. She didn't even bother to see if I wanted anything! I'm pretty worked up right now_comma_ my wife went out to dinner with her friends and didn't bring me anything home!

I would be mad! Did she say why she didn't bring you anything?

She must be mad about something, she always at least asks if I want anything!

I'm pissed, my wife came home from work and went out to eat. She didn't even bother to see if I wanted anything! I'm pretty worked up right now_comma_ my wife went out to dinner with her friends and didn't bring me anything home! I would be mad! Did she say why she didn't bring you anything?

She must be mad about something, she always at least asks if I want anything!

Maybe you could talk to her after you calm down a bit. I'm sure there is a reason.

My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely.

Hey there, Got to admit, I'm pretty lonely right now.

Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely?

My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now.

Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely?

My wife went out of town for work for a week, and I'm not used to having the place to myself.

My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now. Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely?

My wife went out of town for work for a week, and I'm not used to having the place to myself.

Maybe you could invite a friend over for a movie?

My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now. Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely? My wife went out of town for work for a week_comma_ and I'm not used to having the place to myself.

Maybe you could invite a friend over for a movie?

I could, but they all have lives now.

My wife went out of town for a week for work, and I got to say, I'm pretty lonely. Hey there_comma_ Got to admit_comma_ I'm pretty lonely right now. Aw I'm sorry. Why are you lonely? My wife went out of town for work for a week_comma_ and I'm not used to having the place to myself. Maybe you could invite a friend over for a movie?

I could, but they all have lives now.

Maybe you could facetime your wife.

My neighbors woke me us this weekend with their lawnmower at 5am. I went outside to ask him to stop but he just ignored me.

My neighbor woke me up this weekend mowing his lawn at 5am.

That sounds really frustrating! Who mows their lawn that early holy cow!

My neighbors woke me us this weekend with their lawnmower at 5am. I went outside to ask him to stop but he just ignored me. My neighbor woke me up this weekend mowing his lawn at 5am.

That sounds really frustrating! Who mows their lawn that early holy cow!

I have no idea. I was pissed because I went to ask him to stop and he just ignored me.

My neighbors woke me us this weekend with their lawnmower at 5am. I went outside to ask him to stop but he just ignored me. My neighbor woke me up this weekend mowing his lawn at 5am. That sounds really frustrating! Who mows their lawn that early holy cow!

I have no idea. I was pissed because I went to ask him to stop and he just ignored me.

Wow I would be mad to.

Becky got the new promotion at work, I was really wanting it. It seems like she always gets what she wants...

I didn't get the promotion at work, I cant believe Becky got it over me... I'm really upset about it.

Gee, that is too bad. I wonder why Becky got it and you didn't?

Becky got the new promotion at work, I was really wanting it. It seems like she always gets what she wants... I didn't get the promotion at work_comma_ I cant believe Becky got it over me... I'm really upset about it.

Gee, that is too bad. I wonder why Becky got it and you didn't?

I don't know, It just seems like she always gets everything. ugh ! Sometimes I wish I could be as lucky as her.

Becky got the new promotion at work, I was really wanting it. It seems like she always gets what she wants... I didn't get the promotion at work_comma_ I cant believe Becky got it over me... I'm really upset about it. Gee_comma_ that is too bad. I wonder why Becky got it and you didn't?

I don't know, It just seems like she always gets everything. ugh ! Sometimes I wish I could be as lucky as her.

Yeah, that's no fun. Maybe you'll get offered the next promotion that is available?

The day before my dissertation was due

I had been getting ready for this day for years, It was in the bag

What day is that?

The day before my dissertation was due I had been getting ready for this day for years_comma_ It was in the bag

What day is that?

My dissertation was due, Hardest thing i had ever completed.

The day before my dissertation was due I had been getting ready for this day for years_comma_ It was in the bag What day is that?

My dissertation was due, Hardest thing i had ever completed.

Oh lord..that gives me chills just hearing the word. What was it on?

My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on.

My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is!

Do you have more than one dog??

My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on. My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there_comma_ he is fine like he normally is!

Do you have more than one dog??

Oh yes, that is his nickname though! We call him "white dog".

My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on. My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there_comma_ he is fine like he normally is! Do you have more than one dog??

Oh yes, that is his nickname though! We call him "white dog".

I feel like this is obvious, but is he white?

My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there, he is fine like he normally is! I don't understand what is going on. My white dog doesn't want to go outside lately but once he is out there_comma_ he is fine like he normally is! Do you have more than one dog?? Oh yes_comma_ that is his nickname though! We call him "white dog".

I feel like this is obvious, but is he white?

No he's black. Just kidding ;)

Long car drive coming up

Going to Florida in a couple weeks

That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see?

Long car drive coming up Going to Florida in a couple weeks

That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see?

Just taking a vacation to the beach. Not very excited about the 9 hour drive though.

Long car drive coming up Going to Florida in a couple weeks That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see?

Just taking a vacation to the beach. Not very excited about the 9 hour drive though.

Yeah... I had to do a long drive from Nebraska to Colorado this summer. It was about a 7-hour drive. That was starting to push it. So, I could see 9 hours being a little rough. I just tried to load up on podcasts to listen to.

Long car drive coming up Going to Florida in a couple weeks That sounds awesome! I've only ever been to Florida in order to get to Disney World. Are you there to visit family? Business? To sight-see? Just taking a vacation to the beach. Not very excited about the 9 hour drive though.

Yeah... I had to do a long drive from Nebraska to Colorado this summer. It was about a 7-hour drive. That was starting to push it. So, I could see 9 hours being a little rough. I just tried to load up on podcasts to listen to.

Yeah I guess I'll have to do that. I hate long trips. Thanks for the tip!

Recently heard that my father was laid off from his job. He's retirement age anyway, but I felt bad for him, as that must have been, at the very least, slightly humiliating. He's been a hard worker for 40 years, and has done well to support the family. But I do worry for him in the short-term.

Oh that's awful! I hope he is going to be okay. Did they lay him off with severence or anything?