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I was walking down the hall at school and slipped and fell. I was walking down the hall at school and slipped and fell. That can be embarrassing. Are you ok?
Yes, luckily I landed on my back and not on my head.
Sounds painful. I hope you didn't cause any damage.
So... I go to church every Sunday. I never miss.
So... I go to church every Sunday. I never miss.
That is good, you must be very religious.
So... I go to church every Sunday. I never miss. So... I go to church every Sunday. I never miss.
That is good, you must be very religious.
I am.. I really am. I pray often and do things for the needy people of the world.
So... I go to church every Sunday. I never miss. So... I go to church every Sunday. I never miss. That is good_comma_ you must be very religious.
I am.. I really am. I pray often and do things for the needy people of the world.
That is very nice of you to help those that are needy.
I have been teaching my daughter to drive. She finally got her license today.
Another major life milestone today. My daughter got her driver's license!
Watch out State Farm! lol. Congratulations!
I have been teaching my daughter to drive. She finally got her license today. Another major life milestone today. My daughter got her driver's license!
Watch out State Farm! lol. Congratulations!
lol. After only a couple of weeks of studying and practicing she aced the test.
I have been teaching my daughter to drive. She finally got her license today. Another major life milestone today. My daughter got her driver's license! Watch out State Farm! lol. Congratulations!
lol. After only a couple of weeks of studying and practicing she aced the test.
That is awesome. She can drive for you now!
I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much. Ahhhh.
I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much.
Oh yeah. I just quit smoking myself. You should try something to distract you.
I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much. Ahhhh. I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much.
Oh yeah. I just quit smoking myself. You should try something to distract you.
I have, I have.. I smoke pot instead.
I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much. Ahhhh. I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much. Oh yeah. I just quit smoking myself. You should try something to distract you.
I have, I have.. I smoke pot instead.
Nice!! I'm trying to stay away from any form of smoking for now.
I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much. Ahhhh. I am so nervous. When I get nervous I smoke too much. Oh yeah. I just quit smoking myself. You should try something to distract you. I have_comma_ I have.. I smoke pot instead.
Nice!! I'm trying to stay away from any form of smoking for now.
I might explore those options the next time I go to my dispensory!
Anytime I see a earthworm, I run away. I am so scared of them.
Anytime I see an earthworm, I run away. I am so scored of them.
They can not curt you. They are tiny and powerless.
Anytime I see a earthworm, I run away. I am so scared of them. Anytime I see an earthworm_comma_ I run away. I am so scored of them.
They can not curt you. They are tiny and powerless.
Yes, but the a slimy and can cause me to throw up.
Anytime I see a earthworm, I run away. I am so scared of them. Anytime I see an earthworm_comma_ I run away. I am so scored of them. They can not curt you. They are tiny and powerless.
Yes, but the a slimy and can cause me to throw up.
don't eat them then.
I wish I was smart like Albert Einstein was.
I wish I was smart like Albert Einstein was.
He was certainly very intelligent, you can definitely increase your own knowledge though if you work at it.
I wish I was smart like Albert Einstein was. I wish I was smart like Albert Einstein was.
He was certainly very intelligent, you can definitely increase your own knowledge though if you work at it.
What suggestions do you have so increase my knowledge?
I wish I was smart like Albert Einstein was. I wish I was smart like Albert Einstein was. He was certainly very intelligent_comma_ you can definitely increase your own knowledge though if you work at it.
What suggestions do you have so increase my knowledge?
Try reading some books or maybe practicing math problems I guess.
I went on a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop.
I went on a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop.
That isn't good. What did you do when you stepped in the poop?
I went on a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop. I went on a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop.
That isn't good. What did you do when you stepped in the poop?
I went right home and took a shower because I was wearing sandals.
I went on a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop. I went on a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop. That isn't good. What did you do when you stepped in the poop?
I went right home and took a shower because I was wearing sandals.
Did you throw the sandals away or just clean them?
I am not proud of the fact that I ate my friends pizza.
I am not proud of the fact that I ate my friends pizza.
I guess you were pretty hungry then, huh? Well, I'm sure your friend doesn't mind sharing!
I am not proud of the fact that I ate my friends pizza. I am not proud of the fact that I ate my friends pizza.
I guess you were pretty hungry then, huh? Well, I'm sure your friend doesn't mind sharing!
He was not happy, I offered to buy him another pizza but he declined.
I am not proud of the fact that I ate my friends pizza. I am not proud of the fact that I ate my friends pizza. I guess you were pretty hungry then_comma_ huh? Well_comma_ I'm sure your friend doesn't mind sharing!
He was not happy, I offered to buy him another pizza but he declined.
Well, all you could do was apologize and offer to buy another one. He'll get over it, I'm sure!
I go to church every sunday.
I go to church every sunday.
That's nice. Have you always done that?
I go to church every sunday. I go to church every sunday.
That's nice. Have you always done that?
I have since I was little.
I go to church every sunday. I go to church every sunday. That's nice. Have you always done that?
I have since I was little.
I've never been a person of faith. My parents weren't either.
I drive my dads truck.
I drive my dads truck!
I've never driven a truck, only small vehicles! How's that working out for you?
I drive my dads truck. I drive my dads truck!
I've never driven a truck, only small vehicles! How's that working out for you?
It reminds me of my dad, every single time.
I drive my dads truck. I drive my dads truck! I've never driven a truck_comma_ only small vehicles! How's that working out for you?
It reminds me of my dad, every single time.
Aw, I'm glad you have something like that to remember him by. That's a great connection to him to have.
My new car was robbed last week during the night.
My new car was robbed last week during the night.
Oh my! I really hope that you find your stuff. Do the cops have any leads?
My new car was robbed last week during the night. My new car was robbed last week during the night.
Oh my! I really hope that you find your stuff. Do the cops have any leads?
No, they have been useless. The car was parked just in front of my home. It is terrible.
My new car was robbed last week during the night. My new car was robbed last week during the night. Oh my! I really hope that you find your stuff. Do the cops have any leads?
No, they have been useless. The car was parked just in front of my home. It is terrible.
Well I really hope that your insurance was able to cover what you lost.
I got a promotion at work and I'm really excited and happy. All my hard work has paid off!
I just got promoted to be a supervisor at my job. I'm so happy that my employer promoted me!
That is great. It is always good to have some recognition for the good job done.
I got a promotion at work and I'm really excited and happy. All my hard work has paid off! I just got promoted to be a supervisor at my job. I'm so happy that my employer promoted me!
That is great. It is always good to have some recognition for the good job done.
Yeah I'm glad that my company saw and rewarded my hardwork.
I got a promotion at work and I'm really excited and happy. All my hard work has paid off! I just got promoted to be a supervisor at my job. I'm so happy that my employer promoted me! That is great. It is always good to have some recognition for the good job done.
Yeah I'm glad that my company saw and rewarded my hardwork.
That is nice.
I miss living in the Caribbean it was a very peaceful and tranquil lifestyle.
I miss living in the Caribbean.
Why would you ever move away from the Caribbean.
I miss living in the Caribbean it was a very peaceful and tranquil lifestyle. I miss living in the Caribbean.
Why would you ever move away from the Caribbean.
I wanted to further my education and the hurricane messed the place up.
I miss living in the Caribbean it was a very peaceful and tranquil lifestyle. I miss living in the Caribbean. Why would you ever move away from the Caribbean.
I wanted to further my education and the hurricane messed the place up.
Where did you move to after the hurricane?
I am ready for my vacation to Las Vegas.
I am ready for my vacation to Las Vegas.
Sounds great, i've never been but would love to.
I am ready for my vacation to Las Vegas. I am ready for my vacation to Las Vegas.
Sounds great, i've never been but would love to.
It is my favorite place to go for vacation.
I am ready for my vacation to Las Vegas. I am ready for my vacation to Las Vegas. Sounds great_comma_ i've never been but would love to.
It is my favorite place to go for vacation.
How many times you've been?
I won a scratch ticket last week. It was a nice change in luck.
I won a scratch off ticket last week!
That's awesome! How much did you win?
I won a scratch ticket last week. It was a nice change in luck. I won a scratch off ticket last week!
That's awesome! How much did you win?
It was just $100 but it was nice.
I won a scratch ticket last week. It was a nice change in luck. I won a scratch off ticket last week! That's awesome! How much did you win?
It was just $100 but it was nice.
$100 bucks still sounds great to me!
I just found out my brother had to get checked into rehab! I had no idea he had a problem and am quite upset over it!
I just found out my brother had to get checked into rehab! I had no idea he had a problem and am quite upset over it!
Addiction is a scary thing! I wish him the best.
I just found out my brother had to get checked into rehab! I had no idea he had a problem and am quite upset over it! I just found out my brother had to get checked into rehab! I had no idea he had a problem and am quite upset over it!
Addiction is a scary thing! I wish him the best.
It is. I just think it is crazy that none of my family knew. At least he is getting help.
I just found out my brother had to get checked into rehab! I had no idea he had a problem and am quite upset over it! I just found out my brother had to get checked into rehab! I had no idea he had a problem and am quite upset over it! Addiction is a scary thing! I wish him the best.
It is. I just think it is crazy that none of my family knew. At least he is getting help.
Yes it takes a lot of courage to do that.
My mom gave me some money
My mom gave me some money to pay some bills.
That's nice of her, it's good you have such a caring mother.
My mom gave me some money My mom gave me some money to pay some bills.
That's nice of her, it's good you have such a caring mother.
Mothers take care of kids it seems.
My mom gave me some money My mom gave me some money to pay some bills. That's nice of her_comma_ it's good you have such a caring mother.
Mothers take care of kids it seems.
Yes I'm very grateful for my mother for taking very good care of me.
I asked my friend to get some stuff for a party, I was pretty confident he would pull through.
I asked my friend to get some stuff for a party, I was pretty confident he would pull through.
She takes care of me the best she can.
I asked my friend to get some stuff for a party, I was pretty confident he would pull through. I asked my friend to get some stuff for a party_comma_ I was pretty confident he would pull through.
She takes care of me the best she can.
Right, mothers are great. Do you have any opinion on my friend?
I asked my friend to get some stuff for a party, I was pretty confident he would pull through. I asked my friend to get some stuff for a party_comma_ I was pretty confident he would pull through. She takes care of me the best she can.
Right, mothers are great. Do you have any opinion on my friend?
Your friend takes care of me the best he can.
Well the world famous rally is upon us. I am headed down to see all the motorbikes.
I just pulled into Sturgis. I am vacationing her to see the Rally and all the bikes
Awesome. I was in Sturgis in 2004. Did you ride out or trailer your bike?
Well the world famous rally is upon us. I am headed down to see all the motorbikes. I just pulled into Sturgis. I am vacationing her to see the Rally and all the bikes
Awesome. I was in Sturgis in 2004. Did you ride out or trailer your bike?
I rode out...what an amazing experience.
Well the world famous rally is upon us. I am headed down to see all the motorbikes. I just pulled into Sturgis. I am vacationing her to see the Rally and all the bikes Awesome. I was in Sturgis in 2004. Did you ride out or trailer your bike?
I rode out...what an amazing experience.
Lucky, be careful some people can get carried away out their.
I recently ran by an ad online for this online swimsuit store. It seemed to be based outside of the US so I was a bit skeptical to order from them. I ordered anyway and will wait to see what happens!
I recently ran by an ad online for this online swimsuit store. It seemed to be based outside of the US so I was a bit skeptical to order from them. I ordered anyway and will wait to see what happens.
where is it shipping from? is it a reputable store?
I recently ran by an ad online for this online swimsuit store. It seemed to be based outside of the US so I was a bit skeptical to order from them. I ordered anyway and will wait to see what happens! I recently ran by an ad online for this online swimsuit store. It seemed to be based outside of the US so I was a bit skeptical to order from them. I ordered anyway and will wait to see what happens.
where is it shipping from? is it a reputable store?
It was advertised on facebook, and others were commenting on it complaining about the sizing being off quite a bit, so I assumed they had gotten what they purchased, you know?
I recently ran by an ad online for this online swimsuit store. It seemed to be based outside of the US so I was a bit skeptical to order from them. I ordered anyway and will wait to see what happens! I recently ran by an ad online for this online swimsuit store. It seemed to be based outside of the US so I was a bit skeptical to order from them. I ordered anyway and will wait to see what happens. where is it shipping from? is it a reputable store?
It was advertised on facebook, and others were commenting on it complaining about the sizing being off quite a bit, so I assumed they had gotten what they purchased, you know?
yeah. hopefully you will have better luck with it.
i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice
i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice
Oh no! That sounds awful! What a kind thing to do though! Im sure they were very grateful for your help!
i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice
Oh no! That sounds awful! What a kind thing to do though! Im sure they were very grateful for your help!
i tried to stay positive and see the bright side of it but boy was i itchy afterward
i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice Oh no! That sounds awful! What a kind thing to do though! Im sure they were very grateful for your help!
i tried to stay positive and see the bright side of it but boy was i itchy afterward
I hope you took the right precautions not to get it yourself! I can only imagine that, I have never had it and never want to!
i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice i had to assist a mom with two daughters who all had lice Oh no! That sounds awful! What a kind thing to do though! Im sure they were very grateful for your help! i tried to stay positive and see the bright side of it but boy was i itchy afterward
I hope you took the right precautions not to get it yourself! I can only imagine that, I have never had it and never want to!
i have really long hair so it would be torture
I am sure that I will be working for NASA next year.
I am sure that I will be working for NASA next year.
Is it an engineering job or something else.
I am sure that I will be working for NASA next year. I am sure that I will be working for NASA next year.
Is it an engineering job or something else.
No, I am a pilot and hope to fly one of the spaceships.
I am sure that I will be working for NASA next year. I am sure that I will be working for NASA next year. Is it an engineering job or something else.
No, I am a pilot and hope to fly one of the spaceships.
That is great. Would you be an astronaut then?
Finally figured out how to help the poor turtles that keep walking in the road and getting killed
Poor little turtles keep across the highway and getting killed. I take them to the creek and one walked back up the road.. I couldn't believe it, he got killed.
That is very nice of you to try to help the turtles.
Finally figured out how to help the poor turtles that keep walking in the road and getting killed Poor little turtles keep across the highway and getting killed. I take them to the creek and one walked back up the road.. I couldn't believe it_comma_ he got killed.
That is very nice of you to try to help the turtles.
Finally figured out what was wrong. They go in one direction and you have to keep them thinking they are going in that direction or they get confused. Weird huh.
Finally figured out how to help the poor turtles that keep walking in the road and getting killed Poor little turtles keep across the highway and getting killed. I take them to the creek and one walked back up the road.. I couldn't believe it_comma_ he got killed. That is very nice of you to try to help the turtles.
Finally figured out what was wrong. They go in one direction and you have to keep them thinking they are going in that direction or they get confused. Weird huh.
That is very odd. Hopefully they won't get killed anymore.
Finally figured out how to help the poor turtles that keep walking in the road and getting killed Poor little turtles keep across the highway and getting killed. I take them to the creek and one walked back up the road.. I couldn't believe it_comma_ he got killed. That is very nice of you to try to help the turtles. Finally figured out what was wrong. They go in one direction and you have to keep them thinking they are going in that direction or they get confused. Weird huh.
That is very odd. Hopefully they won't get killed anymore.
me too, it's awful seeing that constantly in the road.
I got very upset when France won the world cup. Croatia should have won!
Have you seen fifa world cup final?
No I haven't
I got very upset when France won the world cup. Croatia should have won! Have you seen fifa world cup final?
No I haven't
I got very upset When France won. Croatia should have won.
I got very upset when France won the world cup. Croatia should have won! Have you seen fifa world cup final? No I haven't
I got very upset When France won. Croatia should have won.
I hate it when my team loses too. All that time invested for a loss is disappointing.
I wake up every day and go to work.
I wake up every morning and go to work.
Do you like your job or is this something you dread?
I wake up every day and go to work. I wake up every morning and go to work.
Do you like your job or is this something you dread?
My job is what it has to be to get through the day.
I wake up every day and go to work. I wake up every morning and go to work. Do you like your job or is this something you dread?
My job is what it has to be to get through the day.
Well I hope you find something you love and you're happy to do. Still searching for that myself.
We went camping after getting all the supplies.
We went camping after getting all the supplies.
Which supplies did you get?
We went camping after getting all the supplies. We went camping after getting all the supplies.
Which supplies did you get?
I got some food and stuff to make a fire.
We went camping after getting all the supplies. We went camping after getting all the supplies. Which supplies did you get?
I got some food and stuff to make a fire.
Oh that sounds like fun!
I'm moving next week and i'm unsure about it.
I'm moving next week and i'm unsure about everything.
Where to? What location?
I'm moving next week and i'm unsure about it. I'm moving next week and i'm unsure about everything.
Where to? What location?
I'm moving to another country.
I'm moving next week and i'm unsure about it. I'm moving next week and i'm unsure about everything. Where to? What location?
I'm moving to another country.
Wow, you will be fine. Years ago I went to Japan to teach English and also got called to duty and spent time in Iraq and a few other places. Once you arrive it's never as bad as you will have it built in your head.
Thank goodness August is here. July was too hot for me to stand
So glad to get July behind me. It was too hot to go outside most of the day.
I hate the summer honestly, the winter is great for me.
Thank goodness August is here. July was too hot for me to stand So glad to get July behind me. It was too hot to go outside most of the day.
I hate the summer honestly, the winter is great for me.
I used to hate cold but after menopause I have changed my mind.
Thank goodness August is here. July was too hot for me to stand So glad to get July behind me. It was too hot to go outside most of the day. I hate the summer honestly_comma_ the winter is great for me.
I used to hate cold but after menopause I have changed my mind.
I love the cold. it keeps me cool when i sleep.
Thank goodness August is here. July was too hot for me to stand So glad to get July behind me. It was too hot to go outside most of the day. I hate the summer honestly_comma_ the winter is great for me. I used to hate cold but after menopause I have changed my mind.
I love the cold. it keeps me cool when i sleep.
Yeah, I want one of those cool pillows, I'm constantly turning my over.
My dog learned all of his tricks!
My dog learned all of his tricks!
Oh great. That is so fun . My baby died a few years ago. But he was over 14 , so.
My dog learned all of his tricks! My dog learned all of his tricks!
Oh great. That is so fun . My baby died a few years ago. But he was over 14 , so.
That is so terrible, i feel so bad for you.
My dog learned all of his tricks! My dog learned all of his tricks! Oh great. That is so fun . My baby died a few years ago. But he was over 14 _comma_ so.
That is so terrible, i feel so bad for you.
Thanks. At least he lived a pretty good long time . He was a beagle mix named Jack.
I went to the movies and peed in my pants.
I went to the movies and peed in my pants.
I'm sorry.. my first gut reaction was to laugh a little. I really don't mean to make fun of you. That's terrible! Was it because you didn't want to miss a part of the movie, so you tried to hold it in as long as possible?
I went to the movies and peed in my pants. I went to the movies and peed in my pants.
I'm sorry.. my first gut reaction was to laugh a little. I really don't mean to make fun of you. That's terrible! Was it because you didn't want to miss a part of the movie, so you tried to hold it in as long as possible?
It is okay, i tried my best but the movie made me let it out.
I went to the movies and peed in my pants. I went to the movies and peed in my pants. I'm sorry.. my first gut reaction was to laugh a little. I really don't mean to make fun of you. That's terrible! Was it because you didn't want to miss a part of the movie_comma_ so you tried to hold it in as long as possible?
It is okay, i tried my best but the movie made me let it out.
The movie did? It sounds like maybe at least it was a good movie, if that's any consolation. I hope no one made fun of you. It's a common human mistake.
I saw Henry Winkler at the airport the other day! The Fonz! He came walking by, and other people were asking him for a picture. He sounded very approachable and genuine, and accommodating. I was only 30 feet from him, but I didn't want to be yet another person to ask for a picture.
I saw Henry Winkler at the airport the other day! The Fonz! He came walking by, and other people were asking him for a picture. He sounded very approachable and genuine, and accommodating. I was only 30 feet from him, but I didn't want to be yet another person to ask for a picture
I have never been to an airport honestly.
I saw Henry Winkler at the airport the other day! The Fonz! He came walking by, and other people were asking him for a picture. He sounded very approachable and genuine, and accommodating. I was only 30 feet from him, but I didn't want to be yet another person to ask for a picture. I saw Henry Winkler at the airport the other day! The Fonz! He came walking by_comma_ and other people were asking him for a picture. He sounded very approachable and genuine_comma_ and accommodating. I was only 30 feet from him_comma_ but I didn't want to be yet another person to ask for a picture
I have never been to an airport honestly.
It's alright. Some of them are cool, some of them are uneventful. It's fun for people watching. Other times it's a hassle. I usually try to get long layover times so that I don't have to rush.
I saw Henry Winkler at the airport the other day! The Fonz! He came walking by, and other people were asking him for a picture. He sounded very approachable and genuine, and accommodating. I was only 30 feet from him, but I didn't want to be yet another person to ask for a picture. I saw Henry Winkler at the airport the other day! The Fonz! He came walking by_comma_ and other people were asking him for a picture. He sounded very approachable and genuine_comma_ and accommodating. I was only 30 feet from him_comma_ but I didn't want to be yet another person to ask for a picture I have never been to an airport honestly.
It's alright. Some of them are cool, some of them are uneventful. It's fun for people watching. Other times it's a hassle. I usually try to get long layover times so that I don't have to rush.
I like to stay home where I know i'm a little saffer.
My boyfriend is always talking on the phone when we are hanging out. I feel like he pays more attention to everyone else.
My boyfriend is always talking on the phone when we are hanging out.
Maybe tell him how you feel about that.
My boyfriend is always talking on the phone when we are hanging out. I feel like he pays more attention to everyone else. My boyfriend is always talking on the phone when we are hanging out.
Maybe tell him how you feel about that.
I have tried. He thinks I'm being ridiculous. I feel like he pays more attention to everyone else.
My boyfriend is always talking on the phone when we are hanging out. I feel like he pays more attention to everyone else. My boyfriend is always talking on the phone when we are hanging out. Maybe tell him how you feel about that.
I have tried. He thinks I'm being ridiculous. I feel like he pays more attention to everyone else.
Punch him right in the nose, that will fix things i'm sure!
My tree died a few weeks ago.
My tree died a few weeks ago.
That's too bad. Are you going to replace it?
My tree died a few weeks ago. My tree died a few weeks ago.
That's too bad. Are you going to replace it?
I can not afford to buy another tree right now.