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I stole from my wife.
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I stole from my wife.
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Oh no, what did you steal?
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I stole from my wife. I stole from my wife.
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Oh no, what did you steal?
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I stole 1000 bucks from her
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I stole from my wife. I stole from my wife. Oh no_comma_ what did you steal?
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I stole 1000 bucks from her
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That is not right. Do you feel bad?
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My son said his first words the other day.
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My son said his first words the other day/
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Really? That's amazing, what words?
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My son said his first words the other day. My son said his first words the other day/
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Really? That's amazing, what words?
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He said truck.
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My son said his first words the other day. My son said his first words the other day/ Really? That's amazing_comma_ what words?
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He said truck.
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That's really exciting, I'm happy for you.
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One time in high school it had just snowed and I was being careful not to slip. Despite that, I slipped and everyone looked at me.
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One time in high school it snowed and I really tried not to slip, but I did anyway.
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Did you hurt yourself?
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One time in high school it had just snowed and I was being careful not to slip. Despite that, I slipped and everyone looked at me. One time in high school it snowed and I really tried not to slip_comma_ but I did anyway.
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Did you hurt yourself?
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No, but everyone looked at me and I was really shy about it.
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One time in high school it had just snowed and I was being careful not to slip. Despite that, I slipped and everyone looked at me. One time in high school it snowed and I really tried not to slip_comma_ but I did anyway. Did you hurt yourself?
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No, but everyone looked at me and I was really shy about it.
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Did they laugh at you?
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I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather.
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I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather.
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oh thats so cool.
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I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather. I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather.
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oh thats so cool.
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Yes, it will be my first grandchild.
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I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather. I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather. oh thats so cool.
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Yes, it will be my first grandchild.
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i bet you were so happy.
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella yesterday
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That was smart of you.
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella yesterday
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That was smart of you.
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yea and it did rain so i was happy i brought it.
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella yesterday That was smart of you.
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yea and it did rain so i was happy i brought it.
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You would be a good planner.
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I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. I feel remorseful for doing that.
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I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason.
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Did you do it in person?
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I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. I feel remorseful for doing that. I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason.
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Did you do it in person?
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No, over the phone. I feel really remorseful about it.
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I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. I feel remorseful for doing that. I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. Did you do it in person?
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No, over the phone. I feel really remorseful about it.
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You should of done it in person.
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I am very nervous to be a father.
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I am very nervous to be a father.
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Don't worry, you will be fine.
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I am very nervous to be a father. I am very nervous to be a father.
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Don't worry, you will be fine.
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I am not so sure.
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I am very nervous to be a father. I am very nervous to be a father. Don't worry_comma_ you will be fine.
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I am not so sure.
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Just have faith and everything will work out.
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I am very pleased with the job Trump as done as president.
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I am very pleased with the job Trump has done as president.
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That is good that you are happy about his efforts.
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I am very pleased with the job Trump as done as president. I am very pleased with the job Trump has done as president.
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That is good that you are happy about his efforts.
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Yes, and I hope he is elected again/
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I am very pleased with the job Trump as done as president. I am very pleased with the job Trump has done as president. That is good that you are happy about his efforts.
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Yes, and I hope he is elected again/
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I guess it depends on what the next couple of years hold.
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My parents are coming to stay with us next week. I already have the house cleaned and the guest bedroom ready for them.
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My parents are coming to stay with us next week.
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That is nice of them.
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My parents are coming to stay with us next week. I already have the house cleaned and the guest bedroom ready for them. My parents are coming to stay with us next week.
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That is nice of them.
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I already have the house all clean and the guest room ready for them.
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My parents are coming to stay with us next week. I already have the house cleaned and the guest bedroom ready for them. My parents are coming to stay with us next week. That is nice of them.
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I already have the house all clean and the guest room ready for them.
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You are well prepared.
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I am ready for the work week.
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I am ready for the work week.
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That's good. Anything special happening?
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I am ready for the work week. I am ready for the work week.
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That's good. Anything special happening?
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I have a big meeting with my boss.
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I am ready for the work week. I am ready for the work week. That's good. Anything special happening?
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I have a big meeting with my boss.
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Ah, so you feel confident about it?
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My mother is coming to visit me and I am so happy.
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I am feeling very happy because my mother is coming to see me.
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When is she coming?
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My mother is coming to visit me and I am so happy. I am feeling very happy because my mother is coming to see me.
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When is she coming?
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I was just talking to her. She will be coming this month.
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My mother is coming to visit me and I am so happy. I am feeling very happy because my mother is coming to see me. When is she coming?
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I was just talking to her. She will be coming this month.
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How long is she staying?
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I am not looking forward to jury duty.
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I am not looking forward to jury duty.
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I've never had to do it before, have you?
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I am not looking forward to jury duty. I am not looking forward to jury duty.
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I've never had to do it before, have you?
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Yes, it is terrible.
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I am not looking forward to jury duty. I am not looking forward to jury duty. I've never had to do it before_comma_ have you?
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Yes, it is terrible.
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I'm sure it was, I hope the next time isn't as bad for you.
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I was just dumped and before she did I was really thinking that it would work out. It really didn't but I just wish that things did.
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I got dumped by my girlfriend recently.
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Did you expect it?
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I was just dumped and before she did I was really thinking that it would work out. It really didn't but I just wish that things did. I got dumped by my girlfriend recently.
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Did you expect it?
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Not at all, she wanted to slow things down and we did so I hoped things would work.
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I was just dumped and before she did I was really thinking that it would work out. It really didn't but I just wish that things did. I got dumped by my girlfriend recently. Did you expect it?
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Not at all, she wanted to slow things down and we did so I hoped things would work.
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There are other girls out there.
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I took a test last week. I know I did very well on it.
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I took an exam last week for college.
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How did you do?
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I took a test last week. I know I did very well on it. I took an exam last week for college.
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How did you do?
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I know I did very well.
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I took a test last week. I know I did very well on it. I took an exam last week for college. How did you do?
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I know I did very well.
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When do you get the grade?
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I am angry that I was fired today.
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I am angry that I was fired today/
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I'm sorry, why did you get fired?
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I am angry that I was fired today. I am angry that I was fired today/
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I'm sorry, why did you get fired?
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I was not given a reason.
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I am angry that I was fired today. I am angry that I was fired today/ I'm sorry_comma_ why did you get fired?
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I was not given a reason.
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Things will work out if you stay positive.
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella last night.
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Do you live in a place where it regularly rains?
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella last night.
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Do you live in a place where it regularly rains?
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not really its sometimes tho.
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I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella last night. Do you live in a place where it regularly rains?
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not really its sometimes tho.
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As it is summer, i was a bit surprised to see raining in your place
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After my recent break up with my partner of 2 years, i do not know whom to share my feelings with
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Loneliness is worst that can happen to a human being. After a break up with my partner, i am feeling desperate for emotional coddling
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oh my gosh i completely agree on the loneliness thing
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After my recent break up with my partner of 2 years, i do not know whom to share my feelings with Loneliness is worst that can happen to a human being. After a break up with my partner_comma_ i am feeling desperate for emotional coddling
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oh my gosh i completely agree on the loneliness thing
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How do you cope with these feelings
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After my recent break up with my partner of 2 years, i do not know whom to share my feelings with Loneliness is worst that can happen to a human being. After a break up with my partner_comma_ i am feeling desperate for emotional coddling oh my gosh i completely agree on the loneliness thing
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How do you cope with these feelings
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i dont to be honest just try to get through the day but ive never been in a relationship so it gets bad
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I was on a date a very fancy restaurant the other night. My $30 salad had a hair in it!
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I was on a date at a very fancy restaurant the other night.
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oh my, was it worth it?
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I was on a date a very fancy restaurant the other night. My $30 salad had a hair in it! I was on a date at a very fancy restaurant the other night.
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oh my, was it worth it?
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NO! My $30 salad had a hair in it!
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I was on a date a very fancy restaurant the other night. My $30 salad had a hair in it! I was on a date at a very fancy restaurant the other night. oh my_comma_ was it worth it?
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NO! My $30 salad had a hair in it!
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what a joke! are you going to sue?
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I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name.
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I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name.
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How did that happen?
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I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name. I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name.
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How did that happen?
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I just had a brain fart.
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I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name. I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name. How did that happen?
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I just had a brain fart.
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That's okay, she will forgive you.
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I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. I was shocked to find it.
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I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today.
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What did you do with it?
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I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. I was shocked to find it. I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today.
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What did you do with it?
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I kept it but I was shocked to find it.
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I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. I was shocked to find it. I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. What did you do with it?
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I kept it but I was shocked to find it.
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What did you spend it on?
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I'm really into the game League of Legends. I was looking back on my old matches and it was weird seeing all the old stuff that has been changed.
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I really like this game League of Legends and looking at my old matches from years ago was really cool.
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I have never played that game.
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I'm really into the game League of Legends. I was looking back on my old matches and it was weird seeing all the old stuff that has been changed. I really like this game League of Legends and looking at my old matches from years ago was really cool.
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I have never played that game.
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It's great, but looking at all the things that have changed is quite interesting. Makes me feel old haha.
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I'm really into the game League of Legends. I was looking back on my old matches and it was weird seeing all the old stuff that has been changed. I really like this game League of Legends and looking at my old matches from years ago was really cool. I have never played that game.
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It's great, but looking at all the things that have changed is quite interesting. Makes me feel old haha.
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How old are you
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I am worried my cancer may return.
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I am worried my cancer may return.
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Oh damn, you had cancer before?
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I am worried my cancer may return. I am worried my cancer may return.
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Oh damn, you had cancer before?
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Yes, worst time of my life.
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I am worried my cancer may return. I am worried my cancer may return. Oh damn_comma_ you had cancer before?
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Yes, worst time of my life.
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I'm sure it was, hopefully it's gone for good.
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I am ready for the end of summer party.
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I am ready for the end of summer party.
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oh yea im the same, gonna be wild.
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I am ready for the end of summer party. I am ready for the end of summer party.
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oh yea im the same, gonna be wild.
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Yes, I will be bringing the booze.
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I am ready for the end of summer party. I am ready for the end of summer party. oh yea im the same_comma_ gonna be wild.
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Yes, I will be bringing the booze.
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oh thats awesome, you are a good person, we need more booze people
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I had a nice night in and just relaxed.
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I had a nice night in and just relaxed, im happy i did it.
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Did you watch TV?
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I had a nice night in and just relaxed. I had a nice night in and just relaxed_comma_ im happy i did it.
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Did you watch TV?
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yea i watched netflix.
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I had a nice night in and just relaxed. I had a nice night in and just relaxed_comma_ im happy i did it. Did you watch TV?
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yea i watched netflix.
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What do you watch on netflix?
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I love the new Tesla.
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I love the new Tesla.
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I love it too! It's really fancy.
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I love the new Tesla. I love the new Tesla.
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I love it too! It's really fancy.
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I took it for a test drive, man it is fast.
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I love the new Tesla. I love the new Tesla. I love it too! It's really fancy.
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I took it for a test drive, man it is fast.
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I know right! It's weird how it's faster than a gasoline car.
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There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. I was absolutely scared.
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There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier.
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Did you run away?
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There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. I was absolutely scared. There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier.
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Did you run away?
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Yes! I was absolutely scared.
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There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. I was absolutely scared. There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. Did you run away?
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Yes! I was absolutely scared.
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Did you kill it?
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I got my mortgage last month and i am pretty happy for becoming a homeowner
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I decided to become a homeowner and successfully got my mortgage last month
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Is this your first home?
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I got my mortgage last month and i am pretty happy for becoming a homeowner I decided to become a homeowner and successfully got my mortgage last month
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Is this your first home?
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Indeed. I am very excited for it and hope the monthly payments will go as expected
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I got my mortgage last month and i am pretty happy for becoming a homeowner I decided to become a homeowner and successfully got my mortgage last month Is this your first home?
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Indeed. I am very excited for it and hope the monthly payments will go as expected
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How big is the house?
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I still can't believe my dad bought me a car.
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I still can't believe my dad bought me a car.
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Good for you. Many are getting into car loan and struggling with car payments
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I still can't believe my dad bought me a car. I still can't believe my dad bought me a car.
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Good for you. Many are getting into car loan and struggling with car payments
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Yes, he is very generous.
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I still can't believe my dad bought me a car. I still can't believe my dad bought me a car. Good for you. Many are getting into car loan and struggling with car payments
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Yes, he is very generous.
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You should be grateful for having such a caring father
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I know I will win gold at the Oympics/
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I know I will win gold at the Olympics.
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I hope you do too!
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I know I will win gold at the Oympics/ I know I will win gold at the Olympics.
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I hope you do too!
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I have to train every day thou.
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I know I will win gold at the Oympics/ I know I will win gold at the Olympics. I hope you do too!
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I have to train every day thou.
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Hard work always pays off.
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My boss just bought a Range Rover. I am envious of him.
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My boss just bought a brand new Range Rover.
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That was nice of him.
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My boss just bought a Range Rover. I am envious of him. My boss just bought a brand new Range Rover.
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That was nice of him.
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He bought it for himself, I am so envious.
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My boss just bought a Range Rover. I am envious of him. My boss just bought a brand new Range Rover. That was nice of him.
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He bought it for himself, I am so envious.
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Will he let you drive it?
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I visit my grandma every week.
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I visit my grandma every week.
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That is so sweet of you> I am sure that makes her so happy.
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I visit my grandma every week. I visit my grandma every week.
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That is so sweet of you> I am sure that makes her so happy.
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Yes, we play bridge together/
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I visit my grandma every week. I visit my grandma every week. That is so sweet of you> I am sure that makes her so happy.
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Yes, we play bridge together/
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You are making memories that will last a lifetime.
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My boyfriend is away for a month for work. I can't stand it at all. I have no one to talk to.
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My boyfriend is away on business for a month.
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What are you going to do while he is away?
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My boyfriend is away for a month for work. I can't stand it at all. I have no one to talk to. My boyfriend is away on business for a month.
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What are you going to do while he is away?
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I don't know. I cannot stand it at all!
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My boyfriend is away for a month for work. I can't stand it at all. I have no one to talk to. My boyfriend is away on business for a month. What are you going to do while he is away?
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I don't know. I cannot stand it at all!
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Will you be able to call him?
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I know I will be a judge when I am older.
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I know I will be a judge when I am older.
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oh thats a very big position.
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I know I will be a judge when I am older. I know I will be a judge when I am older.
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oh thats a very big position.
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Yes, and maybe one day I will be on the Supreme Court.
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I know I will be a judge when I am older. I know I will be a judge when I am older. oh thats a very big position.
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Yes, and maybe one day I will be on the Supreme Court.
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dang thats shooting high
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i got invited to a texas trip the other week.
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i got invited to a trip to texas the other week
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Who invited you?
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