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I stole from my wife.
I stole from my wife.
Oh no, what did you steal?
I stole from my wife. I stole from my wife.
Oh no, what did you steal?
I stole 1000 bucks from her
I stole from my wife. I stole from my wife. Oh no_comma_ what did you steal?
I stole 1000 bucks from her
That is not right. Do you feel bad?
My son said his first words the other day.
My son said his first words the other day/
Really? That's amazing, what words?
My son said his first words the other day. My son said his first words the other day/
Really? That's amazing, what words?
He said truck.
My son said his first words the other day. My son said his first words the other day/ Really? That's amazing_comma_ what words?
He said truck.
That's really exciting, I'm happy for you.
One time in high school it had just snowed and I was being careful not to slip. Despite that, I slipped and everyone looked at me.
One time in high school it snowed and I really tried not to slip, but I did anyway.
Did you hurt yourself?
One time in high school it had just snowed and I was being careful not to slip. Despite that, I slipped and everyone looked at me. One time in high school it snowed and I really tried not to slip_comma_ but I did anyway.
Did you hurt yourself?
No, but everyone looked at me and I was really shy about it.
One time in high school it had just snowed and I was being careful not to slip. Despite that, I slipped and everyone looked at me. One time in high school it snowed and I really tried not to slip_comma_ but I did anyway. Did you hurt yourself?
No, but everyone looked at me and I was really shy about it.
Did they laugh at you?
I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather.
I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather.
oh thats so cool.
I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather. I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather.
oh thats so cool.
Yes, it will be my first grandchild.
I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather. I was dancing when I heard I will be a grandfather. oh thats so cool.
Yes, it will be my first grandchild.
i bet you were so happy.
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella yesterday
That was smart of you.
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella yesterday
That was smart of you.
yea and it did rain so i was happy i brought it.
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella yesterday That was smart of you.
yea and it did rain so i was happy i brought it.
You would be a good planner.
I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. I feel remorseful for doing that.
I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason.
Did you do it in person?
I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. I feel remorseful for doing that. I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason.
Did you do it in person?
No, over the phone. I feel really remorseful about it.
I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. I feel remorseful for doing that. I dumped my girlfriend yesterday for no reason. Did you do it in person?
No, over the phone. I feel really remorseful about it.
You should of done it in person.
I am very nervous to be a father.
I am very nervous to be a father.
Don't worry, you will be fine.
I am very nervous to be a father. I am very nervous to be a father.
Don't worry, you will be fine.
I am not so sure.
I am very nervous to be a father. I am very nervous to be a father. Don't worry_comma_ you will be fine.
I am not so sure.
Just have faith and everything will work out.
I am very pleased with the job Trump as done as president.
I am very pleased with the job Trump has done as president.
That is good that you are happy about his efforts.
I am very pleased with the job Trump as done as president. I am very pleased with the job Trump has done as president.
That is good that you are happy about his efforts.
Yes, and I hope he is elected again/
I am very pleased with the job Trump as done as president. I am very pleased with the job Trump has done as president. That is good that you are happy about his efforts.
Yes, and I hope he is elected again/
I guess it depends on what the next couple of years hold.
My parents are coming to stay with us next week. I already have the house cleaned and the guest bedroom ready for them.
My parents are coming to stay with us next week.
That is nice of them.
My parents are coming to stay with us next week. I already have the house cleaned and the guest bedroom ready for them. My parents are coming to stay with us next week.
That is nice of them.
I already have the house all clean and the guest room ready for them.
My parents are coming to stay with us next week. I already have the house cleaned and the guest bedroom ready for them. My parents are coming to stay with us next week. That is nice of them.
I already have the house all clean and the guest room ready for them.
You are well prepared.
I am ready for the work week.
I am ready for the work week.
That's good. Anything special happening?
I am ready for the work week. I am ready for the work week.
That's good. Anything special happening?
I have a big meeting with my boss.
I am ready for the work week. I am ready for the work week. That's good. Anything special happening?
I have a big meeting with my boss.
Ah, so you feel confident about it?
My mother is coming to visit me and I am so happy.
I am feeling very happy because my mother is coming to see me.
When is she coming?
My mother is coming to visit me and I am so happy. I am feeling very happy because my mother is coming to see me.
When is she coming?
I was just talking to her. She will be coming this month.
My mother is coming to visit me and I am so happy. I am feeling very happy because my mother is coming to see me. When is she coming?
I was just talking to her. She will be coming this month.
How long is she staying?
I am not looking forward to jury duty.
I am not looking forward to jury duty.
I've never had to do it before, have you?
I am not looking forward to jury duty. I am not looking forward to jury duty.
I've never had to do it before, have you?
Yes, it is terrible.
I am not looking forward to jury duty. I am not looking forward to jury duty. I've never had to do it before_comma_ have you?
Yes, it is terrible.
I'm sure it was, I hope the next time isn't as bad for you.
I was just dumped and before she did I was really thinking that it would work out. It really didn't but I just wish that things did.
I got dumped by my girlfriend recently.
Did you expect it?
I was just dumped and before she did I was really thinking that it would work out. It really didn't but I just wish that things did. I got dumped by my girlfriend recently.
Did you expect it?
Not at all, she wanted to slow things down and we did so I hoped things would work.
I was just dumped and before she did I was really thinking that it would work out. It really didn't but I just wish that things did. I got dumped by my girlfriend recently. Did you expect it?
Not at all, she wanted to slow things down and we did so I hoped things would work.
There are other girls out there.
I took a test last week. I know I did very well on it.
I took an exam last week for college.
How did you do?
I took a test last week. I know I did very well on it. I took an exam last week for college.
How did you do?
I know I did very well.
I took a test last week. I know I did very well on it. I took an exam last week for college. How did you do?
I know I did very well.
When do you get the grade?
I am angry that I was fired today.
I am angry that I was fired today/
I'm sorry, why did you get fired?
I am angry that I was fired today. I am angry that I was fired today/
I'm sorry, why did you get fired?
I was not given a reason.
I am angry that I was fired today. I am angry that I was fired today/ I'm sorry_comma_ why did you get fired?
I was not given a reason.
Things will work out if you stay positive.
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella last night.
Do you live in a place where it regularly rains?
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella last night.
Do you live in a place where it regularly rains?
not really its sometimes tho.
I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella I thought it would rain so i brought an umbrella last night. Do you live in a place where it regularly rains?
not really its sometimes tho.
As it is summer, i was a bit surprised to see raining in your place
After my recent break up with my partner of 2 years, i do not know whom to share my feelings with
Loneliness is worst that can happen to a human being. After a break up with my partner, i am feeling desperate for emotional coddling
oh my gosh i completely agree on the loneliness thing
After my recent break up with my partner of 2 years, i do not know whom to share my feelings with Loneliness is worst that can happen to a human being. After a break up with my partner_comma_ i am feeling desperate for emotional coddling
oh my gosh i completely agree on the loneliness thing
How do you cope with these feelings
After my recent break up with my partner of 2 years, i do not know whom to share my feelings with Loneliness is worst that can happen to a human being. After a break up with my partner_comma_ i am feeling desperate for emotional coddling oh my gosh i completely agree on the loneliness thing
How do you cope with these feelings
i dont to be honest just try to get through the day but ive never been in a relationship so it gets bad
I was on a date a very fancy restaurant the other night. My $30 salad had a hair in it!
I was on a date at a very fancy restaurant the other night.
oh my, was it worth it?
I was on a date a very fancy restaurant the other night. My $30 salad had a hair in it! I was on a date at a very fancy restaurant the other night.
oh my, was it worth it?
NO! My $30 salad had a hair in it!
I was on a date a very fancy restaurant the other night. My $30 salad had a hair in it! I was on a date at a very fancy restaurant the other night. oh my_comma_ was it worth it?
NO! My $30 salad had a hair in it!
what a joke! are you going to sue?
I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name.
I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name.
How did that happen?
I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name. I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name.
How did that happen?
I just had a brain fart.
I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name. I can't believe I forgot my girlfriends name. How did that happen?
I just had a brain fart.
That's okay, she will forgive you.
I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. I was shocked to find it.
I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today.
What did you do with it?
I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. I was shocked to find it. I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today.
What did you do with it?
I kept it but I was shocked to find it.
I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. I was shocked to find it. I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground today. What did you do with it?
I kept it but I was shocked to find it.
What did you spend it on?
I'm really into the game League of Legends. I was looking back on my old matches and it was weird seeing all the old stuff that has been changed.
I really like this game League of Legends and looking at my old matches from years ago was really cool.
I have never played that game.
I'm really into the game League of Legends. I was looking back on my old matches and it was weird seeing all the old stuff that has been changed. I really like this game League of Legends and looking at my old matches from years ago was really cool.
I have never played that game.
It's great, but looking at all the things that have changed is quite interesting. Makes me feel old haha.
I'm really into the game League of Legends. I was looking back on my old matches and it was weird seeing all the old stuff that has been changed. I really like this game League of Legends and looking at my old matches from years ago was really cool. I have never played that game.
It's great, but looking at all the things that have changed is quite interesting. Makes me feel old haha.
How old are you
I am worried my cancer may return.
I am worried my cancer may return.
Oh damn, you had cancer before?
I am worried my cancer may return. I am worried my cancer may return.
Oh damn, you had cancer before?
Yes, worst time of my life.
I am worried my cancer may return. I am worried my cancer may return. Oh damn_comma_ you had cancer before?
Yes, worst time of my life.
I'm sure it was, hopefully it's gone for good.
I am ready for the end of summer party.
I am ready for the end of summer party.
oh yea im the same, gonna be wild.
I am ready for the end of summer party. I am ready for the end of summer party.
oh yea im the same, gonna be wild.
Yes, I will be bringing the booze.
I am ready for the end of summer party. I am ready for the end of summer party. oh yea im the same_comma_ gonna be wild.
Yes, I will be bringing the booze.
oh thats awesome, you are a good person, we need more booze people
I had a nice night in and just relaxed.
I had a nice night in and just relaxed, im happy i did it.
Did you watch TV?
I had a nice night in and just relaxed. I had a nice night in and just relaxed_comma_ im happy i did it.
Did you watch TV?
yea i watched netflix.
I had a nice night in and just relaxed. I had a nice night in and just relaxed_comma_ im happy i did it. Did you watch TV?
yea i watched netflix.
What do you watch on netflix?
I love the new Tesla.
I love the new Tesla.
I love it too! It's really fancy.
I love the new Tesla. I love the new Tesla.
I love it too! It's really fancy.
I took it for a test drive, man it is fast.
I love the new Tesla. I love the new Tesla. I love it too! It's really fancy.
I took it for a test drive, man it is fast.
I know right! It's weird how it's faster than a gasoline car.
There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. I was absolutely scared.
There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier.
Did you run away?
There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. I was absolutely scared. There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier.
Did you run away?
Yes! I was absolutely scared.
There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. I was absolutely scared. There was a centipede in my bedroom earlier. Did you run away?
Yes! I was absolutely scared.
Did you kill it?
I got my mortgage last month and i am pretty happy for becoming a homeowner
I decided to become a homeowner and successfully got my mortgage last month
Is this your first home?
I got my mortgage last month and i am pretty happy for becoming a homeowner I decided to become a homeowner and successfully got my mortgage last month
Is this your first home?
Indeed. I am very excited for it and hope the monthly payments will go as expected
I got my mortgage last month and i am pretty happy for becoming a homeowner I decided to become a homeowner and successfully got my mortgage last month Is this your first home?
Indeed. I am very excited for it and hope the monthly payments will go as expected
How big is the house?
I still can't believe my dad bought me a car.
I still can't believe my dad bought me a car.
Good for you. Many are getting into car loan and struggling with car payments
I still can't believe my dad bought me a car. I still can't believe my dad bought me a car.
Good for you. Many are getting into car loan and struggling with car payments
Yes, he is very generous.
I still can't believe my dad bought me a car. I still can't believe my dad bought me a car. Good for you. Many are getting into car loan and struggling with car payments
Yes, he is very generous.
You should be grateful for having such a caring father
I know I will win gold at the Oympics/
I know I will win gold at the Olympics.
I hope you do too!
I know I will win gold at the Oympics/ I know I will win gold at the Olympics.
I hope you do too!
I have to train every day thou.
I know I will win gold at the Oympics/ I know I will win gold at the Olympics. I hope you do too!
I have to train every day thou.
Hard work always pays off.
My boss just bought a Range Rover. I am envious of him.
My boss just bought a brand new Range Rover.
That was nice of him.
My boss just bought a Range Rover. I am envious of him. My boss just bought a brand new Range Rover.
That was nice of him.
He bought it for himself, I am so envious.
My boss just bought a Range Rover. I am envious of him. My boss just bought a brand new Range Rover. That was nice of him.
He bought it for himself, I am so envious.
Will he let you drive it?
I visit my grandma every week.
I visit my grandma every week.
That is so sweet of you> I am sure that makes her so happy.
I visit my grandma every week. I visit my grandma every week.
That is so sweet of you> I am sure that makes her so happy.
Yes, we play bridge together/
I visit my grandma every week. I visit my grandma every week. That is so sweet of you> I am sure that makes her so happy.
Yes, we play bridge together/
You are making memories that will last a lifetime.
My boyfriend is away for a month for work. I can't stand it at all. I have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend is away on business for a month.
What are you going to do while he is away?
My boyfriend is away for a month for work. I can't stand it at all. I have no one to talk to. My boyfriend is away on business for a month.
What are you going to do while he is away?
I don't know. I cannot stand it at all!
My boyfriend is away for a month for work. I can't stand it at all. I have no one to talk to. My boyfriend is away on business for a month. What are you going to do while he is away?
I don't know. I cannot stand it at all!
Will you be able to call him?
I know I will be a judge when I am older.
I know I will be a judge when I am older.
oh thats a very big position.
I know I will be a judge when I am older. I know I will be a judge when I am older.
oh thats a very big position.
Yes, and maybe one day I will be on the Supreme Court.
I know I will be a judge when I am older. I know I will be a judge when I am older. oh thats a very big position.
Yes, and maybe one day I will be on the Supreme Court.
dang thats shooting high
i got invited to a texas trip the other week.
i got invited to a trip to texas the other week
Who invited you?