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I got to play hours of video games after a tough week of work last night. It was so refreshing. I got to play hours of video games last night after a tough week at work. That sounds relaxing
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It was! I haven't been able to kick up my feet like that in a coon's age.
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What game did you play?
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I can finally say my son is sel sufficient
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I can finally say my son is sel sufficient
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It is a great feeling when we can say that. My 37th child just became self-sufficient last year as well!
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I can finally say my son is sel sufficient I can finally say my son is sel sufficient
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It is a great feeling when we can say that. My 37th child just became self-sufficient last year as well!
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Oh my that is great work on you
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I can finally say my son is sel sufficient I can finally say my son is sel sufficient It is a great feeling when we can say that. My 37th child just became self-sufficient last year as well!
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Oh my that is great work on you
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I know! I think my wife is calling it quits after the 38th, though.
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible.
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My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped.
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Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it?
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible. My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped.
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Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it?
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Everything was cold. We had burgers and fries. You can't eat cold fries.
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible. My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped. Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it?
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Everything was cold. We had burgers and fries. You can't eat cold fries.
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Cold fries are the *worst* b/c the potatoes are just gross at that point. Did you get your money back, at least?
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible. My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped. Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it? Everything was cold. We had burgers and fries. You can't eat cold fries.
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Cold fries are the *worst* b/c the potatoes are just gross at that point. Did you get your money back, at least?
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Nope. I was starving so I ate it lol
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible. My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped. Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it? Everything was cold. We had burgers and fries. You can't eat cold fries. Cold fries are the *worst* b/c the potatoes are just gross at that point. Did you get your money back_comma_ at least?
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Nope. I was starving so I ate it lol
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Oh bless your heart! I'm sorry to hear! I'd have returned it and gotten the whole meal free for the cold messed up fries!
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible. My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped. Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it? Everything was cold. We had burgers and fries. You can't eat cold fries. Cold fries are the *worst* b/c the potatoes are just gross at that point. Did you get your money back_comma_ at least? Nope. I was starving so I ate it lol
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Oh bless your heart! I'm sorry to hear! I'd have returned it and gotten the whole meal free for the cold messed up fries!
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Well it was a delivery do we would have had to wait another hour. I did complain though
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I ordered McDonalds today on UberEats. It was terrible. My food order today did not turn out as well as I had hoped. Sorry to hear! What all did you order? And what was wrong with it? Everything was cold. We had burgers and fries. You can't eat cold fries. Cold fries are the *worst* b/c the potatoes are just gross at that point. Did you get your money back_comma_ at least? Nope. I was starving so I ate it lol Oh bless your heart! I'm sorry to hear! I'd have returned it and gotten the whole meal free for the cold messed up fries!
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Well it was a delivery do we would have had to wait another hour. I did complain though
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That's good! Hopefully you'll be compensated in some way for the fries. Ugh, cold fries! You're way nicer about it than I would have been.
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I bought all of the groceries to make lunches for the kids this week. I am so ready
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I bought so many groceries today.
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Nice. What did you buy?
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I bought all of the groceries to make lunches for the kids this week. I am so ready I bought so many groceries today.
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Nice. What did you buy?
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Things for the kids school lunches.
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I bought all of the groceries to make lunches for the kids this week. I am so ready I bought so many groceries today. Nice. What did you buy?
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Things for the kids school lunches.
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Ah, a must in a household of rugrats.
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I bought all of the groceries to make lunches for the kids this week. I am so ready I bought so many groceries today. Nice. What did you buy? Things for the kids school lunches.
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Ah, a must in a household of rugrats.
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Yes. They are going to love their snacks.
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I went hiking all alone yesterday because my friend's ditched me. Never felt so alone.
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I went hiking all by my lonesome yesterday because my friends blew me off.
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Are you mad at them?
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I went hiking all alone yesterday because my friend's ditched me. Never felt so alone. I went hiking all by my lonesome yesterday because my friends blew me off.
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Are you mad at them?
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Of course! I wouldn't have gotten mauled by a bobcat if they came with me. Bunch of jerks.
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I went hiking all alone yesterday because my friend's ditched me. Never felt so alone. I went hiking all by my lonesome yesterday because my friends blew me off. Are you mad at them?
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Of course! I wouldn't have gotten mauled by a bobcat if they came with me. Bunch of jerks.
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Oh my word! I thought bobcats were mythical like unicorns.
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I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now!
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I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now!
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wow. was it expensive?
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I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now! I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now!
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wow. was it expensive?
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Not too bad for a Tesla. The problem is that they promised a 3-6 month wait, and it is going on 9 months now!
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I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now! I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now! wow. was it expensive?
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Not too bad for a Tesla. The problem is that they promised a 3-6 month wait, and it is going on 9 months now!
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That's crazy!
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I am so ready for this weekend. I am going to a party.
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I am going to a party this weekend
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Awesome! Are you excited to go?
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I am so ready for this weekend. I am going to a party. I am going to a party this weekend
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Awesome! Are you excited to go?
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Yes. I already have my outfit together.
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I am so ready for this weekend. I am going to a party. I am going to a party this weekend Awesome! Are you excited to go?
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Yes. I already have my outfit together.
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You sound prepared! I am sure you will make a good impression on the other party goers!
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I am so ready for this weekend. I am going to a party. I am going to a party this weekend Awesome! Are you excited to go? Yes. I already have my outfit together.
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You sound prepared! I am sure you will make a good impression on the other party goers!
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I'm going to find me a husband.
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My Mom didn't make my oatmeal right yesterday. I took it from her hands and dumped it all over head because I was so mad.
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My grandma didn't make my oatmeal right yesterday. I was so mad that I poured the chunky, boiling contents of the bowl all over her wrinkly head. That'll teach her.
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Oh wow! You were pretty angry
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My Mom didn't make my oatmeal right yesterday. I took it from her hands and dumped it all over head because I was so mad. My grandma didn't make my oatmeal right yesterday. I was so mad that I poured the chunky_comma_ boiling contents of the bowl all over her wrinkly head. That'll teach her.
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Oh wow! You were pretty angry
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I was indeed. But, I don't think this tragic incident will occur ever again. Sometimes have to show the elderly who's boss.
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My Mom didn't make my oatmeal right yesterday. I took it from her hands and dumped it all over head because I was so mad. My grandma didn't make my oatmeal right yesterday. I was so mad that I poured the chunky_comma_ boiling contents of the bowl all over her wrinkly head. That'll teach her. Oh wow! You were pretty angry
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I was indeed. But, I don't think this tragic incident will occur ever again. Sometimes have to show the elderly who's boss.
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I guess you are right
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I am so excited I will be able to take a trip
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I am so excited I will be able to take a trip
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Neat! Where are you going?
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I am so excited I will be able to take a trip I am so excited I will be able to take a trip
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Neat! Where are you going?
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We are driving to Nashville
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I am so excited I will be able to take a trip I am so excited I will be able to take a trip Neat! Where are you going?
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We are driving to Nashville
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Sweet! What are you going to be doing there? Always wanted to take a journey to the South.
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Yesterday, my son spoke his first word. My eyes were filled with tears.
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I had such a good moment yesterday...my son spoke his first word!
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Oh. wow. Did you cry?
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Yesterday, my son spoke his first word. My eyes were filled with tears. I had such a good moment yesterday...my son spoke his first word!
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Oh. wow. Did you cry?
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I cried so hard...can you believe that his first word was "sea cucumber"? Couldn't believe it!
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Yesterday, my son spoke his first word. My eyes were filled with tears. I had such a good moment yesterday...my son spoke his first word! Oh. wow. Did you cry?
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I cried so hard...can you believe that his first word was "sea cucumber"? Couldn't believe it!
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Your kid should be on America's got Talent! unless you're not in america.
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I think this my new job is the best one I've ever had. I'm never going to quit.
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My new job is so great.
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What is your new job like?
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I think this my new job is the best one I've ever had. I'm never going to quit. My new job is so great.
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What is your new job like?
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It's great I work my own hours and the pay is great!
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I think this my new job is the best one I've ever had. I'm never going to quit. My new job is so great. What is your new job like?
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It's great I work my own hours and the pay is great!
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That's pretty neat! I work in a Nike sweatshop in Siberia, so I really can't say the same!
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I think this my new job is the best one I've ever had. I'm never going to quit. My new job is so great. What is your new job like? It's great I work my own hours and the pay is great!
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That's pretty neat! I work in a Nike sweatshop in Siberia, so I really can't say the same!
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I'm never quitting this job. You should work here.
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I have my physics test tomorrow that I have been studying 10 days for, Never felt so ready in my life.
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I have a physics test tomorrow. I think I can say that after 10 days of nonstop studying and copious amounts of adderall, I am finally ready.
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Physics? That must be crazy hard.
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I have my physics test tomorrow that I have been studying 10 days for, Never felt so ready in my life. I have a physics test tomorrow. I think I can say that after 10 days of nonstop studying and copious amounts of adderall_comma_ I am finally ready.
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Physics? That must be crazy hard.
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Oh, it is. I am going to show that test who's boss.
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I have my physics test tomorrow that I have been studying 10 days for, Never felt so ready in my life. I have a physics test tomorrow. I think I can say that after 10 days of nonstop studying and copious amounts of adderall_comma_ I am finally ready. Physics? That must be crazy hard.
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Oh, it is. I am going to show that test who's boss.
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Well good luck. I think you'll do well if you studied that hard.
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I am home alone this weekend. I do not like that. It gets too quiet.
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I am all one in the house this weekend.
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All one? I prefer to be all two in my house.
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I am home alone this weekend. I do not like that. It gets too quiet. I am all one in the house this weekend.
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All one? I prefer to be all two in my house.
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lol. I'm alone. I don't like it. Its too quiet
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I am home alone this weekend. I do not like that. It gets too quiet. I am all one in the house this weekend. All one? I prefer to be all two in my house.
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lol. I'm alone. I don't like it. Its too quiet
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Yeah, being alone a big ole house is often times more spooky than not. I almost got nabbed by a ghost the last time I was alone.
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I am home alone this weekend. I do not like that. It gets too quiet. I am all one in the house this weekend. All one? I prefer to be all two in my house. lol. I'm alone. I don't like it. Its too quiet
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Yeah, being alone a big ole house is often times more spooky than not. I almost got nabbed by a ghost the last time I was alone.
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That's why Im scared I was kidnapped by a ghost before. No one saw it coming
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I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross.
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I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt.
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Ugh, that's the worst! Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up, right?
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I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross. I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt.
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Ugh, that's the worst! Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up, right?
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No, my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back.
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I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross. I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt. Ugh_comma_ that's the worst! Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up_comma_ right?
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No, my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back.
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*blinks* One, I didn't know possums travelled in herds and two, I am only hoping your day didn't get worse from there?
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I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross. I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt. Ugh_comma_ that's the worst! Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up_comma_ right? No_comma_ my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back.
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*blinks* One, I didn't know possums travelled in herds and two, I am only hoping your day didn't get worse from there?
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Oh, but it did. When I was almost there...ALMOST...a gaggle of ravenous hobos shanked me. I'm not sure why, but it happened, I swear.
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I took out the garbage yesterday. The bag exploded as I took it to the street. It was so gross. I took the garbage to the road last night and the bag burst. Got nasty stuff all over my shirt. Ugh_comma_ that's the worst! Bright side - at least you weren't far from home that you were able to clean everything up_comma_ right? No_comma_ my garbage can is 2 miles away. The smell was so strong that a herd of possums jumped me on the way back. *blinks* One_comma_ I didn't know possums travelled in herds and two_comma_ I am only hoping your day didn't get worse from there?
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Oh, but it did. When I was almost there...ALMOST...a gaggle of ravenous hobos shanked me. I'm not sure why, but it happened, I swear.
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Bless it! And you survived all of that to tell the tale! And all of this over a busted garbage bag! We gotta get you a better brand of garbage bags, friend. :)
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I swore off fast food this month and today I had McDonalds. I have no will power.
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I swore off fast food this month.
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Good job! How are you doing so far?
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I swore off fast food this month and today I had McDonalds. I have no will power. I swore off fast food this month.
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Good job! How are you doing so far?
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I had McDonalds today. I am doing terrible
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I swore off fast food this month and today I had McDonalds. I have no will power. I swore off fast food this month. Good job! How are you doing so far?
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I had McDonalds today. I am doing terrible
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It is tough. Don't be too hard on yourself. Just do better moving forward
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I swore off fast food this month and today I had McDonalds. I have no will power. I swore off fast food this month. Good job! How are you doing so far? I had McDonalds today. I am doing terrible
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It is tough. Don't be too hard on yourself. Just do better moving forward
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I am gonna try
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My sister and I watch each other's children while we work
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My sister and I watch each other's children while we work
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That's nice
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My sister and I watch each other's children while we work My sister and I watch each other's children while we work
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That's nice
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It works out well. Daycare is so expensive and they don't care about your kids more than family
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My sister and I watch each other's children while we work My sister and I watch each other's children while we work That's nice
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It works out well. Daycare is so expensive and they don't care about your kids more than family
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That's so true. I was scared to put my kids in daycare
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My co-worker won the lottery.
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My co-worker won the lottery.
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Wow! They are pretty lucky!
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My co-worker won the lottery. My co-worker won the lottery.
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Wow! They are pretty lucky!
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Well not a huge jackpot but $150,000's pretty damned nice to have.
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My co-worker won the lottery. My co-worker won the lottery. Wow! They are pretty lucky!
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Well not a huge jackpot but $150,000's pretty damned nice to have.
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Yes that would be nice.
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My son moved out last year. I still left his room how it was. Sometimes I go in there and look at his pictures and old trophies.
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My son moved out on his own last year.
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Awesome, a bird left the nest. How old is he?
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My son moved out last year. I still left his room how it was. Sometimes I go in there and look at his pictures and old trophies. My son moved out on his own last year.
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Awesome, a bird left the nest. How old is he?
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He is 20 and is now living with his fiancee and child, but I can't bring myself to clear out his room. I left it how it was.
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My son moved out last year. I still left his room how it was. Sometimes I go in there and look at his pictures and old trophies. My son moved out on his own last year. Awesome_comma_ a bird left the nest. How old is he?
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He is 20 and is now living with his fiancee and child, but I can't bring myself to clear out his room. I left it how it was.
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Awe a little sentimental?
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I can believe my son is finally going to the potty. I had almost given up.
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My son is finally using the potty.
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That wonderful! Did he initiate it?
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I can believe my son is finally going to the potty. I had almost given up. My son is finally using the potty.
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That wonderful! Did he initiate it?
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I had been trying for months but then he just started going on his own. I was amazed
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I can believe my son is finally going to the potty. I had almost given up. My son is finally using the potty. That wonderful! Did he initiate it?
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I had been trying for months but then he just started going on his own. I was amazed
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That’s great and a relief
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I can believe my son is finally going to the potty. I had almost given up. My son is finally using the potty. That wonderful! Did he initiate it? I had been trying for months but then he just started going on his own. I was amazed
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That’s great and a relief
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Yoou have no idea lol
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I was so grossed out to see my ex
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I was so grossed out to see my ex
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I know the feeling
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I was so grossed out to see my ex I was so grossed out to see my ex
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I know the feeling
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Don’t know what I ever saw in him
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I was so grossed out to see my ex I was so grossed out to see my ex I know the feeling
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Don’t know what I ever saw in him
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I definitely know that feeling lol
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I remember me and my sister being best friends as kids. We hardly ever speak now.
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Me and my sister were so close growing up.
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Are you still close?
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I remember me and my sister being best friends as kids. We hardly ever speak now. Me and my sister were so close growing up.
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Are you still close?
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We hardly ever speak. I miss those days.
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I remember me and my sister being best friends as kids. We hardly ever speak now. Me and my sister were so close growing up. Are you still close?
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We hardly ever speak. I miss those days.
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That's sad. Have you reached out to her?
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I remember me and my sister being best friends as kids. We hardly ever speak now. Me and my sister were so close growing up. Are you still close? We hardly ever speak. I miss those days.
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That's sad. Have you reached out to her?
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I see ger maybe once a month.
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I remember me and my sister being best friends as kids. We hardly ever speak now. Me and my sister were so close growing up. Are you still close? We hardly ever speak. I miss those days. That's sad. Have you reached out to her?
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I see ger maybe once a month.
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That's not bad. I only see people in my family once ever few years.
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I remember me and my sister being best friends as kids. We hardly ever speak now. Me and my sister were so close growing up. Are you still close? We hardly ever speak. I miss those days. That's sad. Have you reached out to her? I see ger maybe once a month.
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That's not bad. I only see people in my family once ever few years.
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That sucks
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I am going to be having my baby next week. I have spent the last several days getting things ready at home and also preparing meals in advance for the freezer.
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I am going to be having my baby next week.
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Oh wow! Congrats? Boy or girl?
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I am going to be having my baby next week. I have spent the last several days getting things ready at home and also preparing meals in advance for the freezer. I am going to be having my baby next week.
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Oh wow! Congrats? Boy or girl?
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It's a girl. I have spent the past several days getting her room ready, packing for the hospital, and getting meals made in advance to put in the freezer.
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I am going to be having my baby next week. I have spent the last several days getting things ready at home and also preparing meals in advance for the freezer. I am going to be having my baby next week. Oh wow! Congrats? Boy or girl?
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It's a girl. I have spent the past several days getting her room ready, packing for the hospital, and getting meals made in advance to put in the freezer.
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That is great that you are prepared!
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So thankful for good friends
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So thankful for good friends
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It's always nice to have some good friends.
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So thankful for good friends So thankful for good friends
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It's always nice to have some good friends.
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It is. I hope you have friends that are good
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So thankful for good friends So thankful for good friends It's always nice to have some good friends.
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It is. I hope you have friends that are good
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I do have a few really good ones.
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I'm taking the drivers test for my license monday. I am so nervous.
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I am taking the drivers test on Monday.
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That sounds exciting! Are you nervous about it?
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I'm taking the drivers test for my license monday. I am so nervous. I am taking the drivers test on Monday.
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That sounds exciting! Are you nervous about it?
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I am. I cannot parallel park.
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I'm taking the drivers test for my license monday. I am so nervous. I am taking the drivers test on Monday. That sounds exciting! Are you nervous about it?
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I am. I cannot parallel park.
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It's not the easiest thing to do, and so very few states ask for it. The state I come from requires it. It's just something you use in so very few situations, I'm surprised they still test for it.
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I'm taking the drivers test for my license monday. I am so nervous. I am taking the drivers test on Monday. That sounds exciting! Are you nervous about it? I am. I cannot parallel park.
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It's not the easiest thing to do, and so very few states ask for it. The state I come from requires it. It's just something you use in so very few situations, I'm surprised they still test for it.
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I am gonna practice after church tomorrow
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I'm taking the drivers test for my license monday. I am so nervous. I am taking the drivers test on Monday. That sounds exciting! Are you nervous about it? I am. I cannot parallel park. It's not the easiest thing to do_comma_ and so very few states ask for it. The state I come from requires it. It's just something you use in so very few situations_comma_ I'm surprised they still test for it.
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I am gonna practice after church tomorrow
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Sounds like a plan! that's the only way you'll get better!
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I'm headed off to college soon. This is so scary.
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I'm leaving for college soon
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Are you scared or excited?
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I'm headed off to college soon. This is so scary. I'm leaving for college soon
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Are you scared or excited?
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A little of both. IT pretty far fom home.
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I'm headed off to college soon. This is so scary. I'm leaving for college soon Are you scared or excited?
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A little of both. IT pretty far fom home.
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My first few years I went from the east coast to Colorado. It will be the best time of your life.
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I'm headed off to college soon. This is so scary. I'm leaving for college soon Are you scared or excited? A little of both. IT pretty far fom home.
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My first few years I went from the east coast to Colorado. It will be the best time of your life.
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I hope so.
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I'm headed off to college soon. This is so scary. I'm leaving for college soon Are you scared or excited? A little of both. IT pretty far fom home. My first few years I went from the east coast to Colorado. It will be the best time of your life.
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I hope so.
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Enjoy it before you get old. Before you know it college will be over and you will be a slave to student loan payments.
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I had a bad day at work and my girlfriend made me my favorite dinner. I am so happy she is my girlfriend
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I had a annoying day at work last week.
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I've been there.
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I had a bad day at work and my girlfriend made me my favorite dinner. I am so happy she is my girlfriend I had a annoying day at work last week.
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I've been there.
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Well i am so glad my girlfriend was there when i got home. Made me my favorite dinner and just so glad to have her.
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I had a bad day at work and my girlfriend made me my favorite dinner. I am so happy she is my girlfriend I had a annoying day at work last week. I've been there.
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Well i am so glad my girlfriend was there when i got home. Made me my favorite dinner and just so glad to have her.
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That's sweet.
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I went to a restaurant with a 19 year old head chef. He was amazing.
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I went to this new restaurant and it wasa amazing
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What kind of restaurant?
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I went to a restaurant with a 19 year old head chef. He was amazing. I went to this new restaurant and it wasa amazing
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What kind of restaurant?
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Italian. And the head chef was 19. It was crazy
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I went to a restaurant with a 19 year old head chef. He was amazing. I went to this new restaurant and it wasa amazing What kind of restaurant?
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Italian. And the head chef was 19. It was crazy
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Man that is pretty crazy being that young even.
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I went to a restaurant with a 19 year old head chef. He was amazing. I went to this new restaurant and it wasa amazing What kind of restaurant? Italian. And the head chef was 19. It was crazy
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Man that is pretty crazy being that young even.
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I know and the food was soooo good.
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I really miss being young and not having any responsibility
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I miss being a kid.
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Me two. No bills and just relax and play.
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