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I helped a lady put her groceries in her car the other day. She needed it. I helped an old lady with her groceries the other day. Made me feel good.	What did you carry for her?	She had a watermelon and was having a hard time
I helped a lady put her groceries in her car the other day. She needed it. I helped an old lady with her groceries the other day. Made me feel good. What did you carry for her?	She had a watermelon and was having a hard time	You're so sweet for doing that, did she thank you?
I helped a lady put her groceries in her car the other day. She needed it. I helped an old lady with her groceries the other day. Made me feel good. What did you carry for her? She had a watermelon and was having a hard time	You're so sweet for doing that, did she thank you?	She did. And then no one helped me with my groceries lol
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it.	I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase.	What ahappened to the vase?
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase.	What ahappened to the vase?	I accidentally smashed it played beyblades.
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase?	I accidentally smashed it played beyblades.	People still play with those?
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades.	People still play with those?	Yeah they're fun, I didn't tell my mom after though.
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades. People still play with those?	Yeah they're fun, I didn't tell my mom after though.	Who did she blame?
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades. People still play with those? Yeah they're fun_comma_ I didn't tell my mom after though.	Who did she blame?	She thought my cat did it, I said he did, I lied.
When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades. People still play with those? Yeah they're fun_comma_ I didn't tell my mom after though. Who did she blame?	She thought my cat did it, I said he did, I lied.	Well if the cat didn't tell the truth he didn't mind atking the fall.
I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day!	I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day!	Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too!
I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day!	Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too!	Yeah, it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off!
I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too!	Yeah, it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off!	Have you ever put butter in your noodles. It elevates them lol
I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too! Yeah_comma_ it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off!	Have you ever put butter in your noodles. It elevates them lol	Butter? I need to try that, I'm just using cheese and chopped vegetables.
I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too! Yeah_comma_ it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off! Have you ever put butter in your noodles. It elevates them lol	Butter? I need to try that, I'm just using cheese and chopped vegetables.	I've never used cheese. Learn something new every day.
I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any.	I bought a box of honey buns yesterday.	You know, thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun...
I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday.	You know, thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun...	OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst
I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday. You know_comma_ thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun...	OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst	Wow, that sucks. I bet you are so disappointed...
I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday. You know_comma_ thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun... OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst	Wow, that sucks. I bet you are so disappointed...	I was ready for one about 5 minutes ago. I haven't stopped frowning yet.
MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud	My new neighbors are already on my list.	What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies?
MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud My new neighbors are already on my list.	What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies?	The naughty list. They are putting up pictures and moving furniture at midnight every night. RUDE
MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud My new neighbors are already on my list. What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies?	The naughty list. They are putting up pictures and moving furniture at midnight every night. RUDE	Oh so maybe you will leave some coal on their doorstep instead. They should be more considerate.
MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud My new neighbors are already on my list. What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies? The naughty list. They are putting up pictures and moving furniture at midnight every night. RUDE	Oh so maybe you will leave some coal on their doorstep instead. They should be more considerate.	They should
I saw the most awesome sports car the other day. It was a Honda Civic Type R. I want one so bad but can't afford it.	I spotted my dream car the other day. It is a Honda Civic Type R.	Ok. That's kinda neat.
I saw the most awesome sports car the other day. It was a Honda Civic Type R. I want one so bad but can't afford it. I spotted my dream car the other day. It is a Honda Civic Type R.	Ok. That's kinda neat.	Yeah too bad I can't afford one. I was so jealous of the dude that had one.
I saw the most awesome sports car the other day. It was a Honda Civic Type R. I want one so bad but can't afford it. I spotted my dream car the other day. It is a Honda Civic Type R. Ok. That's kinda neat.	Yeah too bad I can't afford one. I was so jealous of the dude that had one.	Oh I know how that feels.
I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day.	I love looking at my kids pictures.	Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids?
I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day. I love looking at my kids pictures.	Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids?	4 and 5 and 14. I put up a ulletin board in my office and filled it with their pics.
I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day. I love looking at my kids pictures. Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids?	4 and 5 and 14. I put up a ulletin board in my office and filled it with their pics.	Yeah I like to have pictures of my loved ones and pets and such at work. It really helps when I'm having a rough day.
I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day. I love looking at my kids pictures. Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids? 4 and 5 and 14. I put up a ulletin board in my office and filled it with their pics.	Yeah I like to have pictures of my loved ones and pets and such at work. It really helps when I'm having a rough day.	Yep. Saved me from quitting a bunch lol
I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally.	Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad, and a man started following me and verbally harassing me.	Oh no. I would have screamed.
I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me.	Oh no. I would have screamed.	Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way.
I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me. Oh no. I would have screamed.	Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way.	That's nice. No police were involved?
I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me. Oh no. I would have screamed. Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way.	That's nice. No police were involved?	No thankfully it didn't come to that!
I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me. Oh no. I would have screamed. Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way. That's nice. No police were involved?	No thankfully it didn't come to that!	Well at least you're safe.
When I came home the other night and my wife prepared my favorite meal.	I had a great night the other evening.	That's nice.
When I came home the other night and my wife prepared my favorite meal. I had a great night the other evening.	That's nice.	My wife had made a gorgeous spaghetti dinner, and it was ready the moment I came home.
When I came home the other night and my wife prepared my favorite meal. I had a great night the other evening. That's nice.	My wife had made a gorgeous spaghetti dinner, and it was ready the moment I came home.	Aw. No one cooks for me :(
I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do.	I never go on a diet like I say	I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back?
I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say	I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back?	I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol
I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back?	I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol	You'll get there one day!
I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back? I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol	You'll get there one day!	One day.
I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back? I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol You'll get there one day!	One day.	Just keep working at it.
I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back? I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol You'll get there one day! One day.	Just keep working at it.	Thanks for the support stranger lol
I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones	The last season of game of thrones is soon.	Wow, the last one? How many seasons have they made?
I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones The last season of game of thrones is soon.	Wow, the last one? How many seasons have they made?	I think it's been 7. Yep its about to be over. I can't wait til the premier
I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones The last season of game of thrones is soon. Wow_comma_ the last one? How many seasons have they made?	I think it's been 7. Yep its about to be over. I can't wait til the premier	I need to watch that show in my free time. EVeryone I know talks about that show constantly!
I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones The last season of game of thrones is soon. Wow_comma_ the last one? How many seasons have they made? I think it's been 7. Yep its about to be over. I can't wait til the premier	I need to watch that show in my free time. EVeryone I know talks about that show constantly!	It is the best show ever made ever in life ever lol
I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers.	I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers.	did you get an A?
I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers. I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers.	did you get an A?	Haven't gotten the results yet. But I feel so guilty about everything.
I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers. I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers. did you get an A?	Haven't gotten the results yet. But I feel so guilty about everything.	Come clean and take an F then
I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect.	I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect.	Me too. I can focus on myself for a while
I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect. I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect.	Me too. I can focus on myself for a while	I've been trying way to hard to satisfy everyone. I think I'm content with being single, for now.
I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect. I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect. Me too. I can focus on myself for a while	I've been trying way to hard to satisfy everyone. I think I'm content with being single, for now.	I feel the same way.
I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work	I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex.	At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting.
I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex.	At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting.	I used to pretend to be asleep when he got off work just so he wouldnt talk to me.
I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex. At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting.	I used to pretend to be asleep when he got off work just so he wouldnt talk to me.	That's so mean. I bet he just wanted to say good morning to you.
I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex. At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting. I used to pretend to be asleep when he got off work just so he wouldnt talk to me.	That's so mean. I bet he just wanted to say good morning to you.	He wanted to bore me to death. I told you I was good to him.
The other day I was stuck on the side of the road because my car stopped working. Luckily I had a Triple A membership so I was able to get a jump start. Glad I planned ahead!	I had some car trouble the other day. My car wouldn't start and I didn't know why.	What did you do?
The other day I was stuck on the side of the road because my car stopped working. Luckily I had a Triple A membership so I was able to get a jump start. Glad I planned ahead! I had some car trouble the other day. My car wouldn't start and I didn't know why.	What did you do?	Luckily I had Triple A membership. They came out and jumped my car and said I need a new battery. Glad I was prepared for this!
The other day I was stuck on the side of the road because my car stopped working. Luckily I had a Triple A membership so I was able to get a jump start. Glad I planned ahead! I had some car trouble the other day. My car wouldn't start and I didn't know why. What did you do?	Luckily I had Triple A membership. They came out and jumped my car and said I need a new battery. Glad I was prepared for this!	Did you buy a new battery?
I am very pleased with the work Trump has done.	I am very pleased with the work Trump has done.	Yeah, I really liked those hunting trophies he got. We should be allowed to kill any animals we see!
I am very pleased with the work Trump has done. I am very pleased with the work Trump has done.	Yeah, I really liked those hunting trophies he got. We should be allowed to kill any animals we see!	I was talking about him as president.
I am very pleased with the work Trump has done. I am very pleased with the work Trump has done. Yeah_comma_ I really liked those hunting trophies he got. We should be allowed to kill any animals we see!	I was talking about him as president.	Oh I was thinking of his son. I don't know much about the Donald besides the Twitter stuff.
I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst.	Have you ever had escargot?	No, that's a little too expensive for me.
I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst. Have you ever had escargot?	No, that's a little too expensive for me.	I had it one a cruise once. Don't waste your money. Its gross
I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst. Have you ever had escargot? No_comma_ that's a little too expensive for me.	I had it one a cruise once. Don't waste your money. Its gross	It's snails, isn't it? Why would anyone want to eat that is beyond me.
I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst. Have you ever had escargot? No_comma_ that's a little too expensive for me. I had it one a cruise once. Don't waste your money. Its gross	It's snails, isn't it? Why would anyone want to eat that is beyond me.	I was just doing what everyone else was doing.
My husband stole my money out of my bank account!	I have never been more appalled in my life, my husband stole money out of MY bank account and then tried to cover it up!	That is terrible. What was it for?
My husband stole my money out of my bank account! I have never been more appalled in my life_comma_ my husband stole money out of MY bank account and then tried to cover it up!	That is terrible. What was it for?	Jerk is cheating on me and wants to take his side piece on vacation.
My husband stole my money out of my bank account! I have never been more appalled in my life_comma_ my husband stole money out of MY bank account and then tried to cover it up! That is terrible. What was it for?	Jerk is cheating on me and wants to take his side piece on vacation.	Now That's a no no. Kill him
I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all.	I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all.	Oh wow. I have no advice there.
I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all. I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all.	Oh wow. I have no advice there.	I've been stuck between a rock and hard place. I've been very apprehensive and don't know what to do.
I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all. I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all. Oh wow. I have no advice there.	I've been stuck between a rock and hard place. I've been very apprehensive and don't know what to do.	Maybe you should calming ask about it.
I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait.	I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay	What are you planning on buying?
I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay	What are you planning on buying?	ACtually Im going with my mom. She always buys whatever I want
I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay What are you planning on buying?	ACtually Im going with my mom. She always buys whatever I want	You self-entitled brat! Just kidding, your mother loves you
I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay What are you planning on buying? ACtually Im going with my mom. She always buys whatever I want	You self-entitled brat! Just kidding, your mother loves you	Lol. Its very nice. Se knows I can't afford crap lol
I am ready for the winter storms.	I am ready for the winter storms.	Storms? Why?
I am ready for the winter storms. I am ready for the winter storms.	Storms? Why?	The winter storm that comes every year.
I am ready for the winter storms. I am ready for the winter storms. Storms? Why?	The winter storm that comes every year.	Everything closes when we get an inch of snow in the south.
I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared.	I am so nervous for next weekend.	What is this weekend?
I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared. I am so nervous for next weekend.	What is this weekend?	I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents
I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared. I am so nervous for next weekend. What is this weekend?	I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents	Have you met them before?
I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared. I am so nervous for next weekend. What is this weekend? I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents	Have you met them before?	Nope. this is the first time. Yikes
I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that.	I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that.	I am waiting for Halloween. Its my favorite.
I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that. I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that.	I am waiting for Halloween. Its my favorite.	Wow, I forgot about that too. All the girls and their outfits, oh baby.
I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that. I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that. I am waiting for Halloween. Its my favorite.	Wow, I forgot about that too. All the girls and their outfits, oh baby.	Lol. I do themes with me and my kids. Then I eat all of their candy
my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice.	I love when my mom invites me places	That's awesome. You guys sound very close!
my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice. I love when my mom invites me places	That's awesome. You guys sound very close!	We are. I don't know what I'd with out her.. and her wallet lol
my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice. I love when my mom invites me places That's awesome. You guys sound very close!	We are. I don't know what I'd with out her.. and her wallet lol	That is so messed up lol
my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice. I love when my mom invites me places That's awesome. You guys sound very close! We are. I don't know what I'd with out her.. and her wallet lol	That is so messed up lol	I'm only kidding lol
I am very amazed about how great the circus was.	I am very amazed about how great the circus was.	Oh yeah? I heard the circus had to close recently. What is your favorite part?
I am very amazed about how great the circus was. I am very amazed about how great the circus was.	Oh yeah? I heard the circus had to close recently. What is your favorite part?	The big ending with the elephants.
I am very amazed about how great the circus was. I am very amazed about how great the circus was. Oh yeah? I heard the circus had to close recently. What is your favorite part?	The big ending with the elephants.	Elephants are pretty cool. I wonder if they actually like peanuts?
Yesterday I saw a bird had pooped all over my car. I had just got it washed. I was so ticked off!	Yesterday I got my car washed. I was pulling out of the car wash and a bird nailed my hood with its mess.	Did you clean it again?
Yesterday I saw a bird had pooped all over my car. I had just got it washed. I was so ticked off! Yesterday I got my car washed. I was pulling out of the car wash and a bird nailed my hood with its mess.	Did you clean it again?	Yeah I was really ticked off but luckily the car wash said I can get another wash for free. That made me feel better.
Yesterday I saw a bird had pooped all over my car. I had just got it washed. I was so ticked off! Yesterday I got my car washed. I was pulling out of the car wash and a bird nailed my hood with its mess. Did you clean it again?	Yeah I was really ticked off but luckily the car wash said I can get another wash for free. That made me feel better.	That was nice of them.
The day I applied to university for my degree.	I can't believe I got accepted to school	Congratulations
The day I applied to university for my degree. I can't believe I got accepted to school	Congratulations	Thank you, studying business!

I helped a lady put her groceries in her car the other day. She needed it. I helped an old lady with her groceries the other day. Made me feel good.

What did you carry for her?

She had a watermelon and was having a hard time

I helped a lady put her groceries in her car the other day. She needed it. I helped an old lady with her groceries the other day. Made me feel good. What did you carry for her?

She had a watermelon and was having a hard time

You're so sweet for doing that, did she thank you?

I helped a lady put her groceries in her car the other day. She needed it. I helped an old lady with her groceries the other day. Made me feel good. What did you carry for her? She had a watermelon and was having a hard time

You're so sweet for doing that, did she thank you?

She did. And then no one helped me with my groceries lol

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it.

I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase.

What ahappened to the vase?

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase.

What ahappened to the vase?

I accidentally smashed it played beyblades.

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase?

I accidentally smashed it played beyblades.

People still play with those?

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades.

People still play with those?

Yeah they're fun, I didn't tell my mom after though.

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades. People still play with those?

Yeah they're fun, I didn't tell my mom after though.

Who did she blame?

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades. People still play with those? Yeah they're fun_comma_ I didn't tell my mom after though.

Who did she blame?

She thought my cat did it, I said he did, I lied.

When I accidentally broke my moms vase and lied about it. I can't believe I didn't tell her about the vase. What ahappened to the vase? I accidentally smashed it played beyblades. People still play with those? Yeah they're fun_comma_ I didn't tell my mom after though. Who did she blame?

She thought my cat did it, I said he did, I lied.

Well if the cat didn't tell the truth he didn't mind atking the fall.

I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day!

Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too!

I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day!

Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too!

Yeah, it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off!

I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too!

Yeah, it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off!

Have you ever put butter in your noodles. It elevates them lol

I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too! Yeah_comma_ it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off!

Have you ever put butter in your noodles. It elevates them lol

Butter? I need to try that, I'm just using cheese and chopped vegetables.

I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out, these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! I'm not in the best financial situation right now. Hear me out_comma_ these ramen noodles will turn into filet mignon steaks one day! Hey. It happened to me. It could happen to you too! Yeah_comma_ it's not so tasty but I'm very hopeful that hard work will pay off! Have you ever put butter in your noodles. It elevates them lol

Butter? I need to try that, I'm just using cheese and chopped vegetables.

I've never used cheese. Learn something new every day.

I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any.

I bought a box of honey buns yesterday.

You know, thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun...

I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday.

You know, thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun...

OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst

I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday. You know_comma_ thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun...

OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst

Wow, that sucks. I bet you are so disappointed...

I just bought some honey buns and the entire box is gone. I didn't even eat any. I bought a box of honey buns yesterday. You know_comma_ thinking about it. I don't think I've ever had a honey bun... OMG! Actually I didn't have any yesterday and they are all gone!! My kids are the worst

Wow, that sucks. I bet you are so disappointed...

I was ready for one about 5 minutes ago. I haven't stopped frowning yet.

MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud

My new neighbors are already on my list.

What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies?

MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud My new neighbors are already on my list.

What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies?

The naughty list. They are putting up pictures and moving furniture at midnight every night. RUDE

MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud My new neighbors are already on my list. What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies?

The naughty list. They are putting up pictures and moving furniture at midnight every night. RUDE

Oh so maybe you will leave some coal on their doorstep instead. They should be more considerate.

MY new neighbors have decided to move their thing around at midnight. IT is so loud My new neighbors are already on my list. What kind of list is that? Are you bringing them some Christmas cookies? The naughty list. They are putting up pictures and moving furniture at midnight every night. RUDE

Oh so maybe you will leave some coal on their doorstep instead. They should be more considerate.

They should

I saw the most awesome sports car the other day. It was a Honda Civic Type R. I want one so bad but can't afford it.

I spotted my dream car the other day. It is a Honda Civic Type R.

Ok. That's kinda neat.

I saw the most awesome sports car the other day. It was a Honda Civic Type R. I want one so bad but can't afford it. I spotted my dream car the other day. It is a Honda Civic Type R.

Ok. That's kinda neat.

Yeah too bad I can't afford one. I was so jealous of the dude that had one.

I saw the most awesome sports car the other day. It was a Honda Civic Type R. I want one so bad but can't afford it. I spotted my dream car the other day. It is a Honda Civic Type R. Ok. That's kinda neat.

Yeah too bad I can't afford one. I was so jealous of the dude that had one.

Oh I know how that feels.

I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day.

I love looking at my kids pictures.

Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids?

I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day. I love looking at my kids pictures.

Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids?

4 and 5 and 14. I put up a ulletin board in my office and filled it with their pics.

I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day. I love looking at my kids pictures. Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids?

4 and 5 and 14. I put up a ulletin board in my office and filled it with their pics.

Yeah I like to have pictures of my loved ones and pets and such at work. It really helps when I'm having a rough day.

I put up a bulletin board in my office just for my kids pictures. They brighten my day. I love looking at my kids pictures. Aww that's sweet! How old are your kids? 4 and 5 and 14. I put up a ulletin board in my office and filled it with their pics.

Yeah I like to have pictures of my loved ones and pets and such at work. It really helps when I'm having a rough day.

Yep. Saved me from quitting a bunch lol

I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally.

Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad, and a man started following me and verbally harassing me.

Oh no. I would have screamed.

I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me.

Oh no. I would have screamed.

Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way.

I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me. Oh no. I would have screamed.

Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way.

That's nice. No police were involved?

I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me. Oh no. I would have screamed. Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way.

That's nice. No police were involved?

No thankfully it didn't come to that!

I was walking home by myself when I was studying abroad in another country, and a man was following me and kind of harassing me verbally. Once I had a really scary experience where I was walking home by myself in a city where I was studying abroad_comma_ and a man started following me and verbally harassing me. Oh no. I would have screamed. Yeah I called a friend on my phone and talked to her. Thankfully I coincidentally ran into some other students that I knew and they walked with me the rest of the way. That's nice. No police were involved?

No thankfully it didn't come to that!

Well at least you're safe.

When I came home the other night and my wife prepared my favorite meal.

I had a great night the other evening.

That's nice.

When I came home the other night and my wife prepared my favorite meal. I had a great night the other evening.

That's nice.

My wife had made a gorgeous spaghetti dinner, and it was ready the moment I came home.

When I came home the other night and my wife prepared my favorite meal. I had a great night the other evening. That's nice.

My wife had made a gorgeous spaghetti dinner, and it was ready the moment I came home.

Aw. No one cooks for me :(

I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do.

I never go on a diet like I say

I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back?

I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say

I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back?

I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol

I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back?

I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol

You'll get there one day!

I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back? I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol

You'll get there one day!

One day.

I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back? I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol You'll get there one day!

One day.

Just keep working at it.

I say every year I'm going to wear a two peice swimsuit. I never do. I never go on a diet like I say I'm sorry to hear that. What's holding you back? I just never do it. I want to wear a two peice bikini one summer lol You'll get there one day! One day.

Just keep working at it.

Thanks for the support stranger lol

I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones

The last season of game of thrones is soon.

Wow, the last one? How many seasons have they made?

I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones The last season of game of thrones is soon.

Wow, the last one? How many seasons have they made?

I think it's been 7. Yep its about to be over. I can't wait til the premier

I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones The last season of game of thrones is soon. Wow_comma_ the last one? How many seasons have they made?

I think it's been 7. Yep its about to be over. I can't wait til the premier

I need to watch that show in my free time. EVeryone I know talks about that show constantly!

I can't wait for the last seans of game of thrones The last season of game of thrones is soon. Wow_comma_ the last one? How many seasons have they made? I think it's been 7. Yep its about to be over. I can't wait til the premier

I need to watch that show in my free time. EVeryone I know talks about that show constantly!

It is the best show ever made ever in life ever lol

I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers.

did you get an A?

I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers. I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers.

did you get an A?

Haven't gotten the results yet. But I feel so guilty about everything.

I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers. I cheated on my exam yesterday. It was so tempting because the girl next to me didn't even bother covering her answers. did you get an A?

Haven't gotten the results yet. But I feel so guilty about everything.

Come clean and take an F then

I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect.

Me too. I can focus on myself for a while

I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect. I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect.

Me too. I can focus on myself for a while

I've been trying way to hard to satisfy everyone. I think I'm content with being single, for now.

I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect. I'm perfectly fine with being single at the moment. It gives me a lot of clarity and time to self-reflect. Me too. I can focus on myself for a while

I've been trying way to hard to satisfy everyone. I think I'm content with being single, for now.

I feel the same way.

I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work

I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex.

At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting.

I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex.

At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting.

I used to pretend to be asleep when he got off work just so he wouldnt talk to me.

I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex. At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting.

I used to pretend to be asleep when he got off work just so he wouldnt talk to me.

That's so mean. I bet he just wanted to say good morning to you.

I sm not s good girlfriend. I pretend to be sleep so my boyfriend doesn't talk to me when he gets off work I wasn't a very good girlfriend to my ex. At least you are thinking back on it and doing some self-reflecting. I used to pretend to be asleep when he got off work just so he wouldnt talk to me.

That's so mean. I bet he just wanted to say good morning to you.

He wanted to bore me to death. I told you I was good to him.

The other day I was stuck on the side of the road because my car stopped working. Luckily I had a Triple A membership so I was able to get a jump start. Glad I planned ahead!

I had some car trouble the other day. My car wouldn't start and I didn't know why.

What did you do?

The other day I was stuck on the side of the road because my car stopped working. Luckily I had a Triple A membership so I was able to get a jump start. Glad I planned ahead! I had some car trouble the other day. My car wouldn't start and I didn't know why.

What did you do?

Luckily I had Triple A membership. They came out and jumped my car and said I need a new battery. Glad I was prepared for this!

The other day I was stuck on the side of the road because my car stopped working. Luckily I had a Triple A membership so I was able to get a jump start. Glad I planned ahead! I had some car trouble the other day. My car wouldn't start and I didn't know why. What did you do?

Luckily I had Triple A membership. They came out and jumped my car and said I need a new battery. Glad I was prepared for this!

Did you buy a new battery?

I am very pleased with the work Trump has done.

Yeah, I really liked those hunting trophies he got. We should be allowed to kill any animals we see!

I am very pleased with the work Trump has done. I am very pleased with the work Trump has done.

Yeah, I really liked those hunting trophies he got. We should be allowed to kill any animals we see!

I was talking about him as president.

I am very pleased with the work Trump has done. I am very pleased with the work Trump has done. Yeah_comma_ I really liked those hunting trophies he got. We should be allowed to kill any animals we see!

I was talking about him as president.

Oh I was thinking of his son. I don't know much about the Donald besides the Twitter stuff.

I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst.

Have you ever had escargot?

No, that's a little too expensive for me.

I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst. Have you ever had escargot?

No, that's a little too expensive for me.

I had it one a cruise once. Don't waste your money. Its gross

I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst. Have you ever had escargot? No_comma_ that's a little too expensive for me.

I had it one a cruise once. Don't waste your money. Its gross

It's snails, isn't it? Why would anyone want to eat that is beyond me.

I remember having escargot on a cruise. It was the worst. Have you ever had escargot? No_comma_ that's a little too expensive for me. I had it one a cruise once. Don't waste your money. Its gross

It's snails, isn't it? Why would anyone want to eat that is beyond me.

I was just doing what everyone else was doing.

My husband stole my money out of my bank account!

I have never been more appalled in my life, my husband stole money out of MY bank account and then tried to cover it up!

That is terrible. What was it for?

My husband stole my money out of my bank account! I have never been more appalled in my life_comma_ my husband stole money out of MY bank account and then tried to cover it up!

That is terrible. What was it for?

Jerk is cheating on me and wants to take his side piece on vacation.

My husband stole my money out of my bank account! I have never been more appalled in my life_comma_ my husband stole money out of MY bank account and then tried to cover it up! That is terrible. What was it for?

Jerk is cheating on me and wants to take his side piece on vacation.

Now That's a no no. Kill him

I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all.

Oh wow. I have no advice there.

I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all. I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all.

Oh wow. I have no advice there.

I've been stuck between a rock and hard place. I've been very apprehensive and don't know what to do.

I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all. I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all. Oh wow. I have no advice there.

I've been stuck between a rock and hard place. I've been very apprehensive and don't know what to do.

Maybe you should calming ask about it.

I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait.

I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay

What are you planning on buying?

I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay

What are you planning on buying?

ACtually Im going with my mom. She always buys whatever I want

I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay What are you planning on buying?

ACtually Im going with my mom. She always buys whatever I want

You self-entitled brat! Just kidding, your mother loves you

I'm going shopping with my mom tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm going shopping tomorrow! yay What are you planning on buying? ACtually Im going with my mom. She always buys whatever I want

You self-entitled brat! Just kidding, your mother loves you

Lol. Its very nice. Se knows I can't afford crap lol

I am ready for the winter storms.

Storms? Why?

I am ready for the winter storms. I am ready for the winter storms.

Storms? Why?

The winter storm that comes every year.

I am ready for the winter storms. I am ready for the winter storms. Storms? Why?

The winter storm that comes every year.

Everything closes when we get an inch of snow in the south.

I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared.

I am so nervous for next weekend.

What is this weekend?

I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared. I am so nervous for next weekend.

What is this weekend?

I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents

I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared. I am so nervous for next weekend. What is this weekend?

I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents

Have you met them before?

I'm meeting my boyfriends parents soon. I am so scared. I am so nervous for next weekend. What is this weekend? I'm meeting my boyfriend's parents

Have you met them before?

Nope. this is the first time. Yikes

I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that.

I am waiting for Halloween. Its my favorite.

I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that. I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that.

I am waiting for Halloween. Its my favorite.

Wow, I forgot about that too. All the girls and their outfits, oh baby.

I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that. I can't stop thinking about when Christmas will be here. I love how New Years comes right after that. I am waiting for Halloween. Its my favorite.

Wow, I forgot about that too. All the girls and their outfits, oh baby.

Lol. I do themes with me and my kids. Then I eat all of their candy

my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice.

I love when my mom invites me places

That's awesome. You guys sound very close!

my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice. I love when my mom invites me places

That's awesome. You guys sound very close!

We are. I don't know what I'd with out her.. and her wallet lol

my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice. I love when my mom invites me places That's awesome. You guys sound very close!

We are. I don't know what I'd with out her.. and her wallet lol

That is so messed up lol

my mom always invites me places and pays for everything. Its so nice. I love when my mom invites me places That's awesome. You guys sound very close! We are. I don't know what I'd with out her.. and her wallet lol

That is so messed up lol

I'm only kidding lol

I am very amazed about how great the circus was.

Oh yeah? I heard the circus had to close recently. What is your favorite part?

I am very amazed about how great the circus was. I am very amazed about how great the circus was.

Oh yeah? I heard the circus had to close recently. What is your favorite part?

The big ending with the elephants.

I am very amazed about how great the circus was. I am very amazed about how great the circus was. Oh yeah? I heard the circus had to close recently. What is your favorite part?

The big ending with the elephants.

Elephants are pretty cool. I wonder if they actually like peanuts?

Yesterday I saw a bird had pooped all over my car. I had just got it washed. I was so ticked off!

Yesterday I got my car washed. I was pulling out of the car wash and a bird nailed my hood with its mess.

Did you clean it again?

Yesterday I saw a bird had pooped all over my car. I had just got it washed. I was so ticked off! Yesterday I got my car washed. I was pulling out of the car wash and a bird nailed my hood with its mess.

Did you clean it again?

Yeah I was really ticked off but luckily the car wash said I can get another wash for free. That made me feel better.

Yesterday I saw a bird had pooped all over my car. I had just got it washed. I was so ticked off! Yesterday I got my car washed. I was pulling out of the car wash and a bird nailed my hood with its mess. Did you clean it again?

Yeah I was really ticked off but luckily the car wash said I can get another wash for free. That made me feel better.

That was nice of them.

The day I applied to university for my degree.

I can't believe I got accepted to school

Congratulations

The day I applied to university for my degree. I can't believe I got accepted to school

Congratulations

Thank you, studying business!