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Yesterday someone cut me off while I was driving on the road. They almost hit me. I was quite angry when I saw they were looking at their phone and not the road! I was driving to the store yesterday when some yahoo cut me off. They almost hit my car.	did you give them the finger ?	When I switched lanes and passed them I saw the jerk was looking at a phone and not even paying attention. I yelled at him and told him to put the phone down.
Yesterday someone cut me off while I was driving on the road. They almost hit me. I was quite angry when I saw they were looking at their phone and not the road! I was driving to the store yesterday when some yahoo cut me off. They almost hit my car. did you give them the finger ?	When I switched lanes and passed them I saw the jerk was looking at a phone and not even paying attention. I yelled at him and told him to put the phone down.	i have come across that many times and just shake my head
a stray dog chased me when i was a kid, from then on i have never liked dogs	i do not like dogs since they chased me when i was a kid and bit mre	That must have been really scary. Maybe you like cats instead?
a stray dog chased me when i was a kid, from then on i have never liked dogs i do not like dogs since they chased me when i was a kid and bit mre	That must have been really scary. Maybe you like cats instead?	they were strays
a stray dog chased me when i was a kid, from then on i have never liked dogs i do not like dogs since they chased me when i was a kid and bit mre That must have been really scary. Maybe you like cats instead?	they were strays	Oh I see. Did you get tested to see if they had any diseases? Strays sometimes have rabies.
I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago.	I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago.	Wow, thank goodness you didnt hit it, for youre sake and the deer
I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago. I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago.	Wow, thank goodness you didnt hit it, for youre sake and the deer	Indeed, I had to swerve around though and I think I messed up one of my tires.
I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago. I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago. Wow_comma_ thank goodness you didnt hit it_comma_ for youre sake and the deer	Indeed, I had to swerve around though and I think I messed up one of my tires.	That can happen, Ive seen deer walk across a highway
The other day I got a strange message from a distant relative. It said they needed surgery but couldn't afford to pay for a doctor. I was so worried.	I got a email from a distant relative recently that said they needed surgery but couldn't afford the bill. I was so worried they would die.	Oh my goodness, that is terrible. They don't have insurance?
The other day I got a strange message from a distant relative. It said they needed surgery but couldn't afford to pay for a doctor. I was so worried. I got a email from a distant relative recently that said they needed surgery but couldn't afford the bill. I was so worried they would die.	Oh my goodness, that is terrible. They don't have insurance?	Then my cousin sent another email saying the relative was hacked by scammers and don't send any money. I was glad to hear my relative is doing fine!
The other day I got a strange message from a distant relative. It said they needed surgery but couldn't afford to pay for a doctor. I was so worried. I got a email from a distant relative recently that said they needed surgery but couldn't afford the bill. I was so worried they would die. Oh my goodness_comma_ that is terrible. They don't have insurance?	Then my cousin sent another email saying the relative was hacked by scammers and don't send any money. I was glad to hear my relative is doing fine!	I was just about to mention that you should be careful that its not a scam of some sort.
Just got backed into at the grocery store. My new car now has damage!	Lady backed into my car the other day and proceeds to tell me she doesn't have insurance.	Oh my. That would really tick me off. In my state they will lose their license for that.
Just got backed into at the grocery store. My new car now has damage! Lady backed into my car the other day and proceeds to tell me she doesn't have insurance.	Oh my. That would really tick me off. In my state they will lose their license for that.	I had just bought the car two days before the accident.
Just got backed into at the grocery store. My new car now has damage! Lady backed into my car the other day and proceeds to tell me she doesn't have insurance. Oh my. That would really tick me off. In my state they will lose their license for that.	I had just bought the car two days before the accident.	Well I hope your insurance company sues them. They should really be more responsible.
I ma surprised at the economy.	I am very surprised at the USA economy.	in a good way or bad way?
I ma surprised at the economy. I am very surprised at the USA economy.	in a good way or bad way?	In a good way off-course.I tough Trump would tank the economy by now.
I ma surprised at the economy. I am very surprised at the USA economy. in a good way or bad way?	In a good way off-course.I tough Trump would tank the economy by now.	a lot of people are suprised by the GDP
I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. I was so happy and thankful.	I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it.	Whoa, that is a good neighbor. I hope you return the favor some time!
I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. I was so happy and thankful. I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it.	Whoa, that is a good neighbor. I hope you return the favor some time!	I know! I was looking for it all day yesterday. Turns out it was at the top of a tree!.
I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. I was so happy and thankful. I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. Whoa_comma_ that is a good neighbor. I hope you return the favor some time!	I know! I was looking for it all day yesterday. Turns out it was at the top of a tree!.	Dang. I bet there is a great story of how it got there!
My son had his first piano recital last week. He was nervous about it but he did so good. I was so happy to see him excel at something he worked hard at!	My son had prepared so hard for his piano recital last week. He had nerves but did so good and everyone clapped when he was done.	Dang. Did she practice a lot leading up to the recital?
My son had his first piano recital last week. He was nervous about it but he did so good. I was so happy to see him excel at something he worked hard at! My son had prepared so hard for his piano recital last week. He had nerves but did so good and everyone clapped when he was done.	Dang. Did she practice a lot leading up to the recital?	Yeah he practiced for days and days. He memorized everything which was amazing. I was so proud of him!
My son had his first piano recital last week. He was nervous about it but he did so good. I was so happy to see him excel at something he worked hard at! My son had prepared so hard for his piano recital last week. He had nerves but did so good and everyone clapped when he was done. Dang. Did she practice a lot leading up to the recital?	Yeah he practiced for days and days. He memorized everything which was amazing. I was so proud of him!	Wow! Maybe I should start taking some piano lessons and go to a recital of my own.
As I attend all the graduations over the summer for family, I can't help to think back to my graduation.	I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner.	Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?
As I attend all the graduations over the summer for family, I can't help to think back to my graduation. I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner.	Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?	Yes. With all the family graduations this year it has really gotten me all sentimental about mine.
As I attend all the graduations over the summer for family, I can't help to think back to my graduation. I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner. Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?	Yes. With all the family graduations this year it has really gotten me all sentimental about mine.	That's pretty neat. Where is it at?
I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday. My friends ditched me.	I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday because my friends ditched me.	That sucks! Bowling is definitely a hang out with friends kind of sport
I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday. My friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday because my friends ditched me.	That sucks! Bowling is definitely a hang out with friends kind of sport	Yeah, none of my friends wanted to go for some reason. I was so sad and alone.
I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday. My friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday because my friends ditched me. That sucks! Bowling is definitely a hang out with friends kind of sport	Yeah, none of my friends wanted to go for some reason. I was so sad and alone.	You should join a league and meet some friends with similar interests.
When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants!	Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.	That's odd. Were they laughing about you?
When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants! Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.	That's odd. Were they laughing about you?	Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!
When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants! Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at. That's odd. Were they laughing about you?	Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!	Oh wow. You always have to be on the look out for the rogue rip in the pants! That's what got my uncle late in life. RIP in peace.
I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked!	I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped!	Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!
I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped!	Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!	Oh I will! It isn't to hard to please a siberian tiger. Ordering her from Russia was very difficult.
I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped! Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!	Oh I will! It isn't to hard to please a siberian tiger. Ordering her from Russia was very difficult.	Well as long as you have a safe word you should be OK. You also may want to buy some life insurance.
My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad.	5	what do you mean by 5?
My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad. 5	what do you mean by 5?	Sorry - my keyboard was malfunctioning! I meant to tell you about the time my dog pooped on my carpet. I was so mad!
My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad. 5 what do you mean by 5?	Sorry - my keyboard was malfunctioning! I meant to tell you about the time my dog pooped on my carpet. I was so mad!	Ha Ha! Thats ok. Ugg...that had to be annoying. Is he just a puppy
My neighbor returned my owl that ran away. I was so grateful.	My owl ran away yesterday, but my neighbor managed to find it!	what a joy ... as it is called
My neighbor returned my owl that ran away. I was so grateful. My owl ran away yesterday_comma_ but my neighbor managed to find it!	what a joy ... as it is called	Yes! I have had that owl for 25 years. Would've been a tragedy if I didn't get her back.
My neighbor returned my owl that ran away. I was so grateful. My owl ran away yesterday_comma_ but my neighbor managed to find it! what a joy ... as it is called	Yes! I have had that owl for 25 years. Would've been a tragedy if I didn't get her back.	Thank God ... that's good
My dog threw up all over my $10,000 tuxedo. I was quite irate.	My dog threw up on my $10,000 tuxedo that I purchased with my lottery winnings.	That's awful!
My dog threw up all over my $10,000 tuxedo. I was quite irate. My dog threw up on my $10_comma_000 tuxedo that I purchased with my lottery winnings.	That's awful!	It is! I spent all my winnings on it after pouring $500,000 down the shame. I was so angry.
My dog threw up all over my $10,000 tuxedo. I was quite irate. My dog threw up on my $10_comma_000 tuxedo that I purchased with my lottery winnings. That's awful!	It is! I spent all my winnings on it after pouring $500,000 down the shame. I was so angry.	I would have been angry too, is it cleanable?
I was almost hit head on by a driver who was texting.	I was almost hit head on by a driver that was texting, I hate people like that!	That's terrible! How did it feel when it happened? Were you mad?
I was almost hit head on by a driver who was texting. I was almost hit head on by a driver that was texting_comma_ I hate people like that!	That's terrible! How did it feel when it happened? Were you mad?	I was terrified and so angry!
I was almost hit head on by a driver who was texting. I was almost hit head on by a driver that was texting_comma_ I hate people like that! That's terrible! How did it feel when it happened? Were you mad?	I was terrified and so angry!	I would be too. Hopefully you channeled your rage to let him know who is king of the road.
I am buying a car tomorrow. I am so stoked!	I am getting my first car tomorrow. I am so pumped!	It is very nice. Where would you go first with your new car?
I am buying a car tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting my first car tomorrow. I am so pumped!	It is very nice. Where would you go first with your new car?	I think I will go to McDonald's to buy 50 Big Macs to really infuse it with that nasty, greasy smell of despair.
I am buying a car tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting my first car tomorrow. I am so pumped! It is very nice. Where would you go first with your new car?	I think I will go to McDonald's to buy 50 Big Macs to really infuse it with that nasty, greasy smell of despair.	Nice
I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it.	I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it.	That's terrible. Are you guys still friends?
I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it. I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it.	That's terrible. Are you guys still friends?	Not anymore.
I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it. I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it. That's terrible. Are you guys still friends?	Not anymore.	That's so sad. Perhaps you should buy him a cake and beg for his forgiveness.
I went to the park yesterday and read a book under a tree. Felt so good to relax for awhile.	I went to the park to read a book yesterday.	That sounds so relaxing. What book did you read?
I went to the park yesterday and read a book under a tree. Felt so good to relax for awhile. I went to the park to read a book yesterday.	That sounds so relaxing. What book did you read?	I read "The Cat and the Hat"! It is a very intellectual and soothing book.
I went to the park yesterday and read a book under a tree. Felt so good to relax for awhile. I went to the park to read a book yesterday. That sounds so relaxing. What book did you read?	I read "The Cat and the Hat"! It is a very intellectual and soothing book.	ha ha ha. Its a good book for sure!
I waited all day for my package to arrive. The mailman didn't even come by.	I was expecting a delivery today but the mailman did not come.	That's too bad. What was supposed to be coming in the mail?
I waited all day for my package to arrive. The mailman didn't even come by. I was expecting a delivery today but the mailman did not come.	That's too bad. What was supposed to be coming in the mail?	Yes. I am hoping it will be here tomorrow.
I waited all day for my package to arrive. The mailman didn't even come by. I was expecting a delivery today but the mailman did not come. That's too bad. What was supposed to be coming in the mail?	Yes. I am hoping it will be here tomorrow.	Well that's good. I hope whatever it is you're waiting for improves your life.
My neighbor returned my longsword last night. I was so thankful for his kind gesture.	My neighbor returned my longsword to me this morning after a heated battle with the adjacent neighborhood.	Did he do any damage?
My neighbor returned my longsword last night. I was so thankful for his kind gesture. My neighbor returned my longsword to me this morning after a heated battle with the adjacent neighborhood.	Did he do any damage?	He did! He cut those ingrates down like they were wheat! I was quite thankful.
My neighbor returned my longsword last night. I was so thankful for his kind gesture. My neighbor returned my longsword to me this morning after a heated battle with the adjacent neighborhood. Did he do any damage?	He did! He cut those ingrates down like they were wheat! I was quite thankful.	Is the sword in one piece?
Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while.	Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while	How is the food usually?
Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while. Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while	How is the food usually?	You mean other than than dim sum?
Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while. Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while How is the food usually?	You mean other than than dim sum?	Dim Sum specifically
Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5.	Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5.	What kind of coffee will you get?
Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5. Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much_comma_ but $5 is $5.	What kind of coffee will you get?	A large caramel frappe with whip cream. It's delicious.
Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5. Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much_comma_ but $5 is $5. What kind of coffee will you get?	A large caramel frappe with whip cream. It's delicious.	Are the coffees there expensive?
I have a total trust in our current gouvernment.	I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I think that they handled very well the tax war that Trump has started	I agree with you. I think everything will be fine in the end.
I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I think that they handled very well the tax war that Trump has started	I agree with you. I think everything will be fine in the end.	Yes, I think so
I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I think that they handled very well the tax war that Trump has started I agree with you. I think everything will be fine in the end.	Yes, I think so	It's good to see that you have a positive attitude about it like me.
My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month.	My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month.	That is very nice thing to do.
My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month. My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month.	That is very nice thing to do.	I am not sure I want to though. I'm worried that the cord will snap or something.
My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month. My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month. That is very nice thing to do.	I am not sure I want to though. I'm worried that the cord will snap or something.	I understand. You are over the water. Nothing bad could happened.
I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. I had to call him and set up a meeting to get it back in time for my presentation!	I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document.	What was the document?
I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. I had to call him and set up a meeting to get it back in time for my presentation! I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document.	What was the document?	It was an important blueprint for software I am designing for a client. My boss would not have been happy if I left it
I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. I had to call him and set up a meeting to get it back in time for my presentation! I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. What was the document?	It was an important blueprint for software I am designing for a client. My boss would not have been happy if I left it	I would imagine he'd be pretty upset
Someone cut me off in traffic the other day.	Someone cut me off in traffic the other day.	How did you feel?
Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. Someone cut me off in traffic the other day.	How did you feel?	I was quite annoyed, especially because it was unnecessary too.
Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. How did you feel?	I was quite annoyed, especially because it was unnecessary too.	What kind of car was it?
I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me.	I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me.	I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.
I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me. I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately_comma_ a bunch of people saw me.	I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.	I wish nobody had seen my. There was no good way to play it off.
I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me. I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately_comma_ a bunch of people saw me. I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.	I wish nobody had seen my. There was no good way to play it off.	Yeah but people are only amused because something they fear is happening to someone else. Those people don't matter and it's happened to everyone
My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans. I wonder if he doesn't really want to go after all?	My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans	oh. was it cancelled?
My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans. I wonder if he doesn't really want to go after all? My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans	oh. was it cancelled?	No, he just hasn't helped make plans yet and I thought he really wanted to go. I guess he doesn't anymore
My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans. I wonder if he doesn't really want to go after all? My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans oh. was it cancelled?	No, he just hasn't helped make plans yet and I thought he really wanted to go. I guess he doesn't anymore	Just ask him. Or you can make the plans
I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined.	I just visited just my best friend the other day.	Oh? Did you have fun?
I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined. I just visited just my best friend the other day.	Oh? Did you have fun?	I was upset because she bought a new tv and it is huge. I always wanted a big tv like that.
I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined. I just visited just my best friend the other day. Oh? Did you have fun?	I was upset because she bought a new tv and it is huge. I always wanted a big tv like that.	Ah, I've never really been into big TVs. I have a tiny one that's good enough for me!
I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined. I just visited just my best friend the other day. Oh? Did you have fun? I was upset because she bought a new tv and it is huge. I always wanted a big tv like that.	Ah, I've never really been into big TVs. I have a tiny one that's good enough for me!	Well her tv is the size of both of mines. I left lol
My son had his wisdoom teeth pulled today.	My son had his wisdom teeth pulled today so I'm doing whatever I can for him while he rests up.	Has he been needy?
My son had his wisdoom teeth pulled today. My son had his wisdom teeth pulled today so I'm doing whatever I can for him while he rests up.	Has he been needy?	No, he's been sleeping mostly.
My son had his wisdoom teeth pulled today. My son had his wisdom teeth pulled today so I'm doing whatever I can for him while he rests up. Has he been needy?	No, he's been sleeping mostly.	How long do you think it'll take for him to recover?
I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself	I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself	It happens, sounds like you need to remove all the bad food from your home
I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself	It happens, sounds like you need to remove all the bad food from your home	I know, but the temptation is always there for me. I'm pretty sure I have discipline issues.
I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself It happens_comma_ sounds like you need to remove all the bad food from your home	I know, but the temptation is always there for me. I'm pretty sure I have discipline issues.	Maybe ask a friend to help keep you in check
A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony!	A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony!	Wow. Did you call the police?
A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony! A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony!	Wow. Did you call the police?	Yeah, I called SWAT too just to be sure
A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony! A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony! Wow. Did you call the police?	Yeah, I called SWAT too just to be sure	Just kidding. There is some products that you can use to avoid those bad experience.
I am impressed how Canadian gouvernment stand against Trump new tax policy.	I am impressed how Canadian gouvernment stand against Trump new tax policy.	Are they against Trump?

Yesterday someone cut me off while I was driving on the road. They almost hit me. I was quite angry when I saw they were looking at their phone and not the road! I was driving to the store yesterday when some yahoo cut me off. They almost hit my car.

did you give them the finger ?

When I switched lanes and passed them I saw the jerk was looking at a phone and not even paying attention. I yelled at him and told him to put the phone down.

Yesterday someone cut me off while I was driving on the road. They almost hit me. I was quite angry when I saw they were looking at their phone and not the road! I was driving to the store yesterday when some yahoo cut me off. They almost hit my car. did you give them the finger ?

When I switched lanes and passed them I saw the jerk was looking at a phone and not even paying attention. I yelled at him and told him to put the phone down.

i have come across that many times and just shake my head

a stray dog chased me when i was a kid, from then on i have never liked dogs

i do not like dogs since they chased me when i was a kid and bit mre

That must have been really scary. Maybe you like cats instead?

a stray dog chased me when i was a kid, from then on i have never liked dogs i do not like dogs since they chased me when i was a kid and bit mre

That must have been really scary. Maybe you like cats instead?

they were strays

a stray dog chased me when i was a kid, from then on i have never liked dogs i do not like dogs since they chased me when i was a kid and bit mre That must have been really scary. Maybe you like cats instead?

they were strays

Oh I see. Did you get tested to see if they had any diseases? Strays sometimes have rabies.

I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago.

Wow, thank goodness you didnt hit it, for youre sake and the deer

I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago. I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago.

Wow, thank goodness you didnt hit it, for youre sake and the deer

Indeed, I had to swerve around though and I think I messed up one of my tires.

I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago. I almost hit a deer driving down the highway a few days ago. Wow_comma_ thank goodness you didnt hit it_comma_ for youre sake and the deer

Indeed, I had to swerve around though and I think I messed up one of my tires.

That can happen, Ive seen deer walk across a highway

The other day I got a strange message from a distant relative. It said they needed surgery but couldn't afford to pay for a doctor. I was so worried.

I got a email from a distant relative recently that said they needed surgery but couldn't afford the bill. I was so worried they would die.

Oh my goodness, that is terrible. They don't have insurance?

The other day I got a strange message from a distant relative. It said they needed surgery but couldn't afford to pay for a doctor. I was so worried. I got a email from a distant relative recently that said they needed surgery but couldn't afford the bill. I was so worried they would die.

Oh my goodness, that is terrible. They don't have insurance?

Then my cousin sent another email saying the relative was hacked by scammers and don't send any money. I was glad to hear my relative is doing fine!

The other day I got a strange message from a distant relative. It said they needed surgery but couldn't afford to pay for a doctor. I was so worried. I got a email from a distant relative recently that said they needed surgery but couldn't afford the bill. I was so worried they would die. Oh my goodness_comma_ that is terrible. They don't have insurance?

Then my cousin sent another email saying the relative was hacked by scammers and don't send any money. I was glad to hear my relative is doing fine!

I was just about to mention that you should be careful that its not a scam of some sort.

Just got backed into at the grocery store. My new car now has damage!

Lady backed into my car the other day and proceeds to tell me she doesn't have insurance.

Oh my. That would really tick me off. In my state they will lose their license for that.

Just got backed into at the grocery store. My new car now has damage! Lady backed into my car the other day and proceeds to tell me she doesn't have insurance.

Oh my. That would really tick me off. In my state they will lose their license for that.

I had just bought the car two days before the accident.

Just got backed into at the grocery store. My new car now has damage! Lady backed into my car the other day and proceeds to tell me she doesn't have insurance. Oh my. That would really tick me off. In my state they will lose their license for that.

I had just bought the car two days before the accident.

Well I hope your insurance company sues them. They should really be more responsible.

I ma surprised at the economy.

I am very surprised at the USA economy.

in a good way or bad way?

I ma surprised at the economy. I am very surprised at the USA economy.

in a good way or bad way?

In a good way off-course.I tough Trump would tank the economy by now.

I ma surprised at the economy. I am very surprised at the USA economy. in a good way or bad way?

In a good way off-course.I tough Trump would tank the economy by now.

a lot of people are suprised by the GDP

I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. I was so happy and thankful.

I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it.

Whoa, that is a good neighbor. I hope you return the favor some time!

I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. I was so happy and thankful. I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it.

Whoa, that is a good neighbor. I hope you return the favor some time!

I know! I was looking for it all day yesterday. Turns out it was at the top of a tree!.

I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. I was so happy and thankful. I lost my wallet the other day and my neighbor returned it. Whoa_comma_ that is a good neighbor. I hope you return the favor some time!

I know! I was looking for it all day yesterday. Turns out it was at the top of a tree!.

Dang. I bet there is a great story of how it got there!

My son had his first piano recital last week. He was nervous about it but he did so good. I was so happy to see him excel at something he worked hard at!

My son had prepared so hard for his piano recital last week. He had nerves but did so good and everyone clapped when he was done.

Dang. Did she practice a lot leading up to the recital?

My son had his first piano recital last week. He was nervous about it but he did so good. I was so happy to see him excel at something he worked hard at! My son had prepared so hard for his piano recital last week. He had nerves but did so good and everyone clapped when he was done.

Dang. Did she practice a lot leading up to the recital?

Yeah he practiced for days and days. He memorized everything which was amazing. I was so proud of him!

My son had his first piano recital last week. He was nervous about it but he did so good. I was so happy to see him excel at something he worked hard at! My son had prepared so hard for his piano recital last week. He had nerves but did so good and everyone clapped when he was done. Dang. Did she practice a lot leading up to the recital?

Yeah he practiced for days and days. He memorized everything which was amazing. I was so proud of him!

Wow! Maybe I should start taking some piano lessons and go to a recital of my own.

As I attend all the graduations over the summer for family, I can't help to think back to my graduation.

I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner.

Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?

As I attend all the graduations over the summer for family, I can't help to think back to my graduation. I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner.

Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?

Yes. With all the family graduations this year it has really gotten me all sentimental about mine.

As I attend all the graduations over the summer for family, I can't help to think back to my graduation. I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner. Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?

Yes. With all the family graduations this year it has really gotten me all sentimental about mine.

That's pretty neat. Where is it at?

I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday. My friends ditched me.

I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday because my friends ditched me.

That sucks! Bowling is definitely a hang out with friends kind of sport

I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday. My friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday because my friends ditched me.

That sucks! Bowling is definitely a hang out with friends kind of sport

Yeah, none of my friends wanted to go for some reason. I was so sad and alone.

I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday. My friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley all alone yesterday because my friends ditched me. That sucks! Bowling is definitely a hang out with friends kind of sport

Yeah, none of my friends wanted to go for some reason. I was so sad and alone.

You should join a league and meet some friends with similar interests.

When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants!

Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.

That's odd. Were they laughing about you?

When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants! Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at.

That's odd. Were they laughing about you?

Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!

When I went to work the other day I kept hearing people giggle when I walked past. I couldn't figure it out until my supervisor called me in his office. Turns out I have a giant rip in the back of my pants! Last week at work I kept hearing people laughing when I walked by. I couldn't figure out what they were laughing at. That's odd. Were they laughing about you?

Later my supervisor called me in his office and explained I had a giant rip in the seat of my pants. I could have died!

Oh wow. You always have to be on the look out for the rogue rip in the pants! That's what got my uncle late in life. RIP in peace.

I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked!

I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped!

Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!

I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped!

Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!

Oh I will! It isn't to hard to please a siberian tiger. Ordering her from Russia was very difficult.

I am getting married tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped! Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!

Oh I will! It isn't to hard to please a siberian tiger. Ordering her from Russia was very difficult.

Well as long as you have a safe word you should be OK. You also may want to buy some life insurance.

My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad.

5

what do you mean by 5?

My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad. 5

what do you mean by 5?

Sorry - my keyboard was malfunctioning! I meant to tell you about the time my dog pooped on my carpet. I was so mad!

My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad. 5 what do you mean by 5?

Sorry - my keyboard was malfunctioning! I meant to tell you about the time my dog pooped on my carpet. I was so mad!

Ha Ha! Thats ok. Ugg...that had to be annoying. Is he just a puppy

My neighbor returned my owl that ran away. I was so grateful.

My owl ran away yesterday, but my neighbor managed to find it!

what a joy ... as it is called

My neighbor returned my owl that ran away. I was so grateful. My owl ran away yesterday_comma_ but my neighbor managed to find it!

what a joy ... as it is called

Yes! I have had that owl for 25 years. Would've been a tragedy if I didn't get her back.

My neighbor returned my owl that ran away. I was so grateful. My owl ran away yesterday_comma_ but my neighbor managed to find it! what a joy ... as it is called

Yes! I have had that owl for 25 years. Would've been a tragedy if I didn't get her back.

Thank God ... that's good

My dog threw up all over my $10,000 tuxedo. I was quite irate.

My dog threw up on my $10,000 tuxedo that I purchased with my lottery winnings.

That's awful!

My dog threw up all over my $10,000 tuxedo. I was quite irate. My dog threw up on my $10_comma_000 tuxedo that I purchased with my lottery winnings.

That's awful!

It is! I spent all my winnings on it after pouring $500,000 down the shame. I was so angry.

My dog threw up all over my $10,000 tuxedo. I was quite irate. My dog threw up on my $10_comma_000 tuxedo that I purchased with my lottery winnings. That's awful!

It is! I spent all my winnings on it after pouring $500,000 down the shame. I was so angry.

I would have been angry too, is it cleanable?

I was almost hit head on by a driver who was texting.

I was almost hit head on by a driver that was texting, I hate people like that!

That's terrible! How did it feel when it happened? Were you mad?

I was almost hit head on by a driver who was texting. I was almost hit head on by a driver that was texting_comma_ I hate people like that!

That's terrible! How did it feel when it happened? Were you mad?

I was terrified and so angry!

I was almost hit head on by a driver who was texting. I was almost hit head on by a driver that was texting_comma_ I hate people like that! That's terrible! How did it feel when it happened? Were you mad?

I was terrified and so angry!

I would be too. Hopefully you channeled your rage to let him know who is king of the road.

I am buying a car tomorrow. I am so stoked!

I am getting my first car tomorrow. I am so pumped!

It is very nice. Where would you go first with your new car?

I am buying a car tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting my first car tomorrow. I am so pumped!

It is very nice. Where would you go first with your new car?

I think I will go to McDonald's to buy 50 Big Macs to really infuse it with that nasty, greasy smell of despair.

I am buying a car tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am getting my first car tomorrow. I am so pumped! It is very nice. Where would you go first with your new car?

I think I will go to McDonald's to buy 50 Big Macs to really infuse it with that nasty, greasy smell of despair.

Nice

I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it.

That's terrible. Are you guys still friends?

I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it. I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it.

That's terrible. Are you guys still friends?

Not anymore.

I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it. I mislead a coworker to undermine his work. I feel bad about it. That's terrible. Are you guys still friends?

Not anymore.

That's so sad. Perhaps you should buy him a cake and beg for his forgiveness.

I went to the park yesterday and read a book under a tree. Felt so good to relax for awhile.

I went to the park to read a book yesterday.

That sounds so relaxing. What book did you read?

I went to the park yesterday and read a book under a tree. Felt so good to relax for awhile. I went to the park to read a book yesterday.

That sounds so relaxing. What book did you read?

I read "The Cat and the Hat"! It is a very intellectual and soothing book.

I went to the park yesterday and read a book under a tree. Felt so good to relax for awhile. I went to the park to read a book yesterday. That sounds so relaxing. What book did you read?

I read "The Cat and the Hat"! It is a very intellectual and soothing book.

ha ha ha. Its a good book for sure!

I waited all day for my package to arrive. The mailman didn't even come by.

I was expecting a delivery today but the mailman did not come.

That's too bad. What was supposed to be coming in the mail?

I waited all day for my package to arrive. The mailman didn't even come by. I was expecting a delivery today but the mailman did not come.

That's too bad. What was supposed to be coming in the mail?

Yes. I am hoping it will be here tomorrow.

I waited all day for my package to arrive. The mailman didn't even come by. I was expecting a delivery today but the mailman did not come. That's too bad. What was supposed to be coming in the mail?

Yes. I am hoping it will be here tomorrow.

Well that's good. I hope whatever it is you're waiting for improves your life.

My neighbor returned my longsword last night. I was so thankful for his kind gesture.

My neighbor returned my longsword to me this morning after a heated battle with the adjacent neighborhood.

Did he do any damage?

My neighbor returned my longsword last night. I was so thankful for his kind gesture. My neighbor returned my longsword to me this morning after a heated battle with the adjacent neighborhood.

Did he do any damage?

He did! He cut those ingrates down like they were wheat! I was quite thankful.

My neighbor returned my longsword last night. I was so thankful for his kind gesture. My neighbor returned my longsword to me this morning after a heated battle with the adjacent neighborhood. Did he do any damage?

He did! He cut those ingrates down like they were wheat! I was quite thankful.

Is the sword in one piece?

Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while.

Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while

How is the food usually?

Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while. Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while

How is the food usually?

You mean other than than dim sum?

Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while. Going to a dim sum place after work. Haven't had some in a while How is the food usually?

You mean other than than dim sum?

Dim Sum specifically

Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5.

What kind of coffee will you get?

Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5. Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much_comma_ but $5 is $5.

What kind of coffee will you get?

A large caramel frappe with whip cream. It's delicious.

Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much, but $5 is $5. Got a coupon for free coffee. It's not much_comma_ but $5 is $5. What kind of coffee will you get?

A large caramel frappe with whip cream. It's delicious.

Are the coffees there expensive?

I have a total trust in our current gouvernment.

I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I think that they handled very well the tax war that Trump has started

I agree with you. I think everything will be fine in the end.

I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I think that they handled very well the tax war that Trump has started

I agree with you. I think everything will be fine in the end.

Yes, I think so

I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I have a total trust in our current gouvernment. I think that they handled very well the tax war that Trump has started I agree with you. I think everything will be fine in the end.

Yes, I think so

It's good to see that you have a positive attitude about it like me.

My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month.

That is very nice thing to do.

My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month. My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month.

That is very nice thing to do.

I am not sure I want to though. I'm worried that the cord will snap or something.

My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month. My husband wants to go parasailing together when we go to Mexico next month. That is very nice thing to do.

I am not sure I want to though. I'm worried that the cord will snap or something.

I understand. You are over the water. Nothing bad could happened.

I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. I had to call him and set up a meeting to get it back in time for my presentation!

I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document.

What was the document?

I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. I had to call him and set up a meeting to get it back in time for my presentation! I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document.

What was the document?

It was an important blueprint for software I am designing for a client. My boss would not have been happy if I left it

I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. I had to call him and set up a meeting to get it back in time for my presentation! I'm so glad we have cell phones now as my friend accidentally left my apartment with an important document. What was the document?

It was an important blueprint for software I am designing for a client. My boss would not have been happy if I left it

I would imagine he'd be pretty upset

Someone cut me off in traffic the other day.

How did you feel?

Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. Someone cut me off in traffic the other day.

How did you feel?

I was quite annoyed, especially because it was unnecessary too.

Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. How did you feel?

I was quite annoyed, especially because it was unnecessary too.

What kind of car was it?

I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me.

I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.

I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me. I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately_comma_ a bunch of people saw me.

I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.

I wish nobody had seen my. There was no good way to play it off.

I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately, a bunch of people saw me. I am mortified. I was going to the bank and tried to open the door. I kept pulling and pulling until I realized I was supposed to push. Unfortunately_comma_ a bunch of people saw me. I had a similar experience the other day at the gas station. It's terrible when that stuff happens.

I wish nobody had seen my. There was no good way to play it off.

Yeah but people are only amused because something they fear is happening to someone else. Those people don't matter and it's happened to everyone

My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans. I wonder if he doesn't really want to go after all?

My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans

oh. was it cancelled?

My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans. I wonder if he doesn't really want to go after all? My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans

oh. was it cancelled?

No, he just hasn't helped make plans yet and I thought he really wanted to go. I guess he doesn't anymore

My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans. I wonder if he doesn't really want to go after all? My friend never got back to me about our vacation plans oh. was it cancelled?

No, he just hasn't helped make plans yet and I thought he really wanted to go. I guess he doesn't anymore

Just ask him. Or you can make the plans

I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined.

I just visited just my best friend the other day.

Oh? Did you have fun?

I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined. I just visited just my best friend the other day.

Oh? Did you have fun?

I was upset because she bought a new tv and it is huge. I always wanted a big tv like that.

I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined. I just visited just my best friend the other day. Oh? Did you have fun?

I was upset because she bought a new tv and it is huge. I always wanted a big tv like that.

Ah, I've never really been into big TVs. I have a tiny one that's good enough for me!

I went to visit my friend the other day because she bought a new tv. I couldn't believe her tv was the size of both of my televisions combined. I just visited just my best friend the other day. Oh? Did you have fun? I was upset because she bought a new tv and it is huge. I always wanted a big tv like that.

Ah, I've never really been into big TVs. I have a tiny one that's good enough for me!

Well her tv is the size of both of mines. I left lol

My son had his wisdoom teeth pulled today.

My son had his wisdom teeth pulled today so I'm doing whatever I can for him while he rests up.

Has he been needy?

My son had his wisdoom teeth pulled today. My son had his wisdom teeth pulled today so I'm doing whatever I can for him while he rests up.

Has he been needy?

No, he's been sleeping mostly.

My son had his wisdoom teeth pulled today. My son had his wisdom teeth pulled today so I'm doing whatever I can for him while he rests up. Has he been needy?

No, he's been sleeping mostly.

How long do you think it'll take for him to recover?

I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself

It happens, sounds like you need to remove all the bad food from your home

I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself

It happens, sounds like you need to remove all the bad food from your home

I know, but the temptation is always there for me. I'm pretty sure I have discipline issues.

I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself I ate a box of donuts yesterday when I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on my diet. I am so let down on myself It happens_comma_ sounds like you need to remove all the bad food from your home

I know, but the temptation is always there for me. I'm pretty sure I have discipline issues.

Maybe ask a friend to help keep you in check

A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony!

Wow. Did you call the police?

A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony! A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony!

Wow. Did you call the police?

Yeah, I called SWAT too just to be sure

A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony! A giant wasp tried to attack me on my balcony. Another reason why I don't like to go on my balcony! Wow. Did you call the police?

Yeah, I called SWAT too just to be sure

Just kidding. There is some products that you can use to avoid those bad experience.

I am impressed how Canadian gouvernment stand against Trump new tax policy.

Are they against Trump?