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I am so happy my sister just had a baby! I am so happy.. my sister just had a baby!	Congrats. Boy or girl?	a Baby girl.. shes so stinking cute!
I am so happy my sister just had a baby! I am so happy.. my sister just had a baby! Congrats. Boy or girl?	a Baby girl.. shes so stinking cute!	I'm having a boy soon. 3 months or so
My friend just went to the hospital last week after having a heart attack. I'm really worried about her and hope she's ok.	My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack!	sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now
My friend just went to the hospital last week after having a heart attack. I'm really worried about her and hope she's ok. My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack!	sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now	He's recovering. But I'm really nervous about the after effects.
My friend just went to the hospital last week after having a heart attack. I'm really worried about her and hope she's ok. My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack! sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now	He's recovering. But I'm really nervous about the after effects.	he will be okay as long he got the tratment
I am looking forward to my birthday,	My birthday is next week and its the only thing I can think about.	Well, early happy birthday. What will you do to celebrate?
I am looking forward to my birthday, My birthday is next week and its the only thing I can think about.	Well, early happy birthday. What will you do to celebrate?	i will go out for dinner with my friends. I am really looking forward to it!
I am looking forward to my birthday, My birthday is next week and its the only thing I can think about. Well_comma_ early happy birthday. What will you do to celebrate?	i will go out for dinner with my friends. I am really looking forward to it!	Thats great. Enjoy your day.
son preparing to leave for college	My son is getting ready to go off to college and I find myself so happy and sad at the same time. I'm just remembering all the wonderful times we had with him growing up. It went so quickly!	Well you knew that you would have to let go one day, didn't you?
son preparing to leave for college My son is getting ready to go off to college and I find myself so happy and sad at the same time. I'm just remembering all the wonderful times we had with him growing up. It went so quickly!	Well you knew that you would have to let go one day, didn't you?	Yes, I have always known that, and I know it's a great thing. But it's hard not to feel emotional about it. Life is about to really change.
son preparing to leave for college My son is getting ready to go off to college and I find myself so happy and sad at the same time. I'm just remembering all the wonderful times we had with him growing up. It went so quickly! Well you knew that you would have to let go one day_comma_ didn't you?	Yes, I have always known that, and I know it's a great thing. But it's hard not to feel emotional about it. Life is about to really change.	We have only one option when it comes to change, embrace it!
My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. Ugh.	My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years.	I feel you. I need a new one asap. POS falling apart. Cost me lots for a repair recently
My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. Ugh. My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years.	I feel you. I need a new one asap. POS falling apart. Cost me lots for a repair recently	I know how that is trust me. Why can she get a new one and not me.. UGH!
My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. Ugh. My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. I feel you. I need a new one asap. POS falling apart. Cost me lots for a repair recently	I know how that is trust me. Why can she get a new one and not me.. UGH!	They're not cheap let me tell ya
I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy!	I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket!	That's great, how much did you win?
I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy! I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket!	That's great, how much did you win?	Thank you. $50. Of course they take so much out in taxes
I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy! I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket! That's great_comma_ how much did you win?	Thank you. $50. Of course they take so much out in taxes	Still more than you started with. For that ticket anyway. LOL. Congrats.
Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was.	Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was.	Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals!
Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was. Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time_comma_ I think I was more excited than she was.	Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals!	Me too. But she didn't seem to care. She loved the Dinosaur ride. It's a rough one.
Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was. Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time_comma_ I think I was more excited than she was. Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals!	Me too. But she didn't seem to care. She loved the Dinosaur ride. It's a rough one.	Hopefully she'll get more interested when she gets a bit older.
Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was. Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time_comma_ I think I was more excited than she was. Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals! Me too. But she didn't seem to care. She loved the Dinosaur ride. It's a rough one.	Hopefully she'll get more interested when she gets a bit older.	I believe she will, she loves her cats.
I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while she was on vacation last week. I forgot to and the cat diead. I feel really horrible about this.	I agreed to watch my neighbor's cat last week while she was on vacation. Unfortunatley I forgot to do that.	What happened to the cat??
I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while she was on vacation last week. I forgot to and the cat diead. I feel really horrible about this. I agreed to watch my neighbor's cat last week while she was on vacation. Unfortunatley I forgot to do that.	What happened to the cat??	The cat didn't make it unfortunatley.
I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while she was on vacation last week. I forgot to and the cat diead. I feel really horrible about this. I agreed to watch my neighbor's cat last week while she was on vacation. Unfortunatley I forgot to do that. What happened to the cat??	The cat didn't make it unfortunatley.	My condolences to the owner.
I just got a new car. I parked it in front of my house. Right away some neighborhood teens came around and keyed it. Now I have to get it fixed.	I bought a brand new car the other day. I parked it in front of my house. Then some neighborhood punks came by and keyed it the first day!	That is so aggravating! I am sorry to hear this happened to you!
I just got a new car. I parked it in front of my house. Right away some neighborhood teens came around and keyed it. Now I have to get it fixed. I bought a brand new car the other day. I parked it in front of my house. Then some neighborhood punks came by and keyed it the first day!	That is so aggravating! I am sorry to hear this happened to you!	It is. Of course fixing it is so expensive. I don't know what to do!
I just got a new car. I parked it in front of my house. Right away some neighborhood teens came around and keyed it. Now I have to get it fixed. I bought a brand new car the other day. I parked it in front of my house. Then some neighborhood punks came by and keyed it the first day! That is so aggravating! I am sorry to hear this happened to you!	It is. Of course fixing it is so expensive. I don't know what to do!	Call the police! I hope you nab these guys and put them in jail!
My workers did not perform the task to satisfactory standard.	Hi, the workers at my firm have not been performing their tasks to the required standard.	That sounds horrible. Are you trying to motivate them?
My workers did not perform the task to satisfactory standard. Hi_comma_ the workers at my firm have not been performing their tasks to the required standard.	That sounds horrible. Are you trying to motivate them?	Yes but it is making me livid that they are not listening to my instructions!
My workers did not perform the task to satisfactory standard. Hi_comma_ the workers at my firm have not been performing their tasks to the required standard. That sounds horrible. Are you trying to motivate them?	Yes but it is making me livid that they are not listening to my instructions!	I can understand the feeling. I always feel ignored.
Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything.	I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night.	Oh, sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you?
Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night.	Oh, sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you?	Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that.
Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night. Oh_comma_ sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you?	Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that.	Oh no, sorry hope it wasn't a snake. My hound dog is alwayd barking.
Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night. Oh_comma_ sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you? Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that.	Oh no, sorry hope it wasn't a snake. My hound dog is alwayd barking.	What was stressful for you?
Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night. Oh_comma_ sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you? Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that. Oh no_comma_ sorry hope it wasn't a snake. My hound dog is alwayd barking.	What was stressful for you?	Yah, lost my job and trying to find a new one.
I heard a ring ,moved towards the door ,open and it was....	As I opened ,it was a friend I had lost contact with for about 20 years	Oh my, that is along time. Did you feel nostalgic?
I heard a ring ,moved towards the door ,open and it was.... As I opened _comma_it was a friend I had lost contact with for about 20 years	Oh my, that is along time. Did you feel nostalgic?	Who wouldn't? He just showed up like a ghost from the blues.. Lol!
I heard a ring ,moved towards the door ,open and it was.... As I opened _comma_it was a friend I had lost contact with for about 20 years Oh my_comma_ that is along time. Did you feel nostalgic?	Who wouldn't? He just showed up like a ghost from the blues.. Lol!	I see, you should rekindle your friendship.
My brother won't stop teasing me about the pimple on my face.	I woke up with a pimple on my face and brother won't stop teasing me about it!	I know that feeling! Maturity I suppose
My brother won't stop teasing me about the pimple on my face. I woke up with a pimple on my face and brother won't stop teasing me about it!	I know that feeling! Maturity I suppose	Perhaps so, but I wish he would just be quiet and stop pestering me.
My brother won't stop teasing me about the pimple on my face. I woke up with a pimple on my face and brother won't stop teasing me about it! I know that feeling! Maturity I suppose	Perhaps so, but I wish he would just be quiet and stop pestering me.	Its that feeling you have to live with for now.. Lol!
I stole the last of my roommate's pizza when I was drunk, and feel bad about it.	I am feeling like I have not been the best roommate lately.	Why, what did you do, to feel like that?
I stole the last of my roommate's pizza when I was drunk, and feel bad about it. I am feeling like I have not been the best roommate lately.	Why, what did you do, to feel like that?	I feel like I let my roommate down by breaking some of our house rules, and I feel bad for it.
I stole the last of my roommate's pizza when I was drunk, and feel bad about it. I am feeling like I have not been the best roommate lately. Why_comma_ what did you do_comma_ to feel like that?	I feel like I let my roommate down by breaking some of our house rules, and I feel bad for it.	Are you planning to make up for it?
My sister who is living overseas sent me a package with some presents the other day. She did this without telling me and I was really happy to get it.	I recently got a care package from my sister who lives overseas. She didn't tell me that she was sending it. But it really delighted me.	You are so lucky to have such caring sister
My sister who is living overseas sent me a package with some presents the other day. She did this without telling me and I was really happy to get it. I recently got a care package from my sister who lives overseas. She didn't tell me that she was sending it. But it really delighted me.	You are so lucky to have such caring sister	Thank you. I agree. She really is great most of the time.
My sister who is living overseas sent me a package with some presents the other day. She did this without telling me and I was really happy to get it. I recently got a care package from my sister who lives overseas. She didn't tell me that she was sending it. But it really delighted me. You are so lucky to have such caring sister	Thank you. I agree. She really is great most of the time.	I hope you can reciprocate by sending her a birthday message when it's time for it so she knows you care for her
My dog died, I feel like I don't have any friends anymore	My dog died, I feel so lonely	I'm really sorry to hear that. How long did you have it for?
My dog died, I feel like I don't have any friends anymore My dog died_comma_ I feel so lonely	I'm really sorry to hear that. How long did you have it for?	It been 2 days now :(
My dog died, I feel like I don't have any friends anymore My dog died_comma_ I feel so lonely I'm really sorry to hear that. How long did you have it for?	It been 2 days now :(	That's really tough right now. I hope you're doing something fun to keep yourself occupied.
I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone.	I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone.	I really hope you are alright. Did they catch him?
I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone. I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone.	I really hope you are alright. Did they catch him?	No, the police didn't catch him.
I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone. I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone. I really hope you are alright. Did they catch him?	No, the police didn't catch him.	Do you at least remember how he looks?
I've been taking care of my sick sister for the last week. She has a really bad fever and it's very difficult for us.	My sister is really sick right now with a fever. I've been taking care of her day and night for the last week.	Are't you afraid to catch the fever?
I've been taking care of my sick sister for the last week. She has a really bad fever and it's very difficult for us. My sister is really sick right now with a fever. I've been taking care of her day and night for the last week.	Are't you afraid to catch the fever?	Not really. I tend to be rather healthy and not get sick even if others around me are sick.
I've been taking care of my sick sister for the last week. She has a really bad fever and it's very difficult for us. My sister is really sick right now with a fever. I've been taking care of her day and night for the last week. Are't you afraid to catch the fever?	Not really. I tend to be rather healthy and not get sick even if others around me are sick.	Good for you, I hope your sister gets well too.
I knew going into the state championship that we had a great chance to win the title but after three of my athletes who weren't suppose to place, DID place. I knew we had it.	I was so confident and then three people stepped up and I knew we had the title.	What do you mean they stepped up but you still had the title. Wouldn't they be the ones with that?
I knew going into the state championship that we had a great chance to win the title but after three of my athletes who weren't suppose to place, DID place. I knew we had it. I was so confident and then three people stepped up and I knew we had the title.	What do you mean they stepped up but you still had the title. Wouldn't they be the ones with that?	They placed in events that they weren't even suppose to qualify in, to get us more points.
I knew going into the state championship that we had a great chance to win the title but after three of my athletes who weren't suppose to place, DID place. I knew we had it. I was so confident and then three people stepped up and I knew we had the title. What do you mean they stepped up but you still had the title. Wouldn't they be the ones with that?	They placed in events that they weren't even suppose to qualify in, to get us more points.	Oh cool. Well I'm happy for you guys
I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed.	I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving.	oh what were they doing to you
I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving.	oh what were they doing to you	He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out, he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area.
I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving. oh what were they doing to you	He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out, he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area.	oh , elderly people are little tough to understand
I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving. oh what were they doing to you He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out_comma_ he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area.	oh , elderly people are little tough to understand	He was a very nice man in the end and I apologized profusely.
I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving. oh what were they doing to you He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out_comma_ he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area. oh _comma_ elderly people are little tough to understand	He was a very nice man in the end and I apologized profusely.	yeah thats very nice to apologize to elderly people
In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful!	In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful!	oh wow.. where did you all go?
In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! In the fall_comma_ i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful!	oh wow.. where did you all go?	The best part was just seeing each other- it has been five years. We didn't really do much, all our time was spent chatting.
In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! In the fall_comma_ i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! oh wow.. where did you all go?	The best part was just seeing each other- it has been five years. We didn't really do much, all our time was spent chatting.	that was so great of your friend
In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! In the fall_comma_ i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! oh wow.. where did you all go? The best part was just seeing each other- it has been five years. We didn't really do much_comma_ all our time was spent chatting.	that was so great of your friend	It really was. I don't know how she managed to keep it a secret!
I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!	"I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!"	Aww, I'm sorry. It sure would solve a lot of problems, wouldn't it?
I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery! "I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!"	Aww, I'm sorry. It sure would solve a lot of problems, wouldn't it?	yea and i could whatever i want when i win
I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery! "I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!" Aww_comma_ I'm sorry. It sure would solve a lot of problems_comma_ wouldn't it?	yea and i could whatever i want when i win	What's the first thing you would do if you won a few million?
I did not get the A grade in math class.	Hello, I brought dishonor on my family by not getting A in my math class	oh wow, you should have known better
I did not get the A grade in math class. Hello_comma_ I brought dishonor on my family by not getting A in my math class	oh wow, you should have known better	I know, I am so ashamed of myself. I should have studied harder...
I did not get the A grade in math class. Hello_comma_ I brought dishonor on my family by not getting A in my math class oh wow_comma_ you should have known better	I know, I am so ashamed of myself. I should have studied harder...	try harder next time and im sure you will do better!
I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay!	I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay!	i agree, I love Fridays, Did you have any plans?
I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay! I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay!	i agree, I love Fridays, Did you have any plans?	to get chocolate wasted!
I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay! I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay! i agree_comma_ I love Fridays_comma_ Did you have any plans?	to get chocolate wasted!	Sounds like a great plan. Also a great way to get diabetes!
All of my friends are away for the summer so I have no one to spend time with right now. It's quite upsetting.	All of my friends are taking summer vacations. I've stayed home and have nothing to do because nobody I know is around.	why arent you taking a vacation with them?
All of my friends are away for the summer so I have no one to spend time with right now. It's quite upsetting. All of my friends are taking summer vacations. I've stayed home and have nothing to do because nobody I know is around.	why arent you taking a vacation with them?	I didn't have money or time to plan anything.
All of my friends are away for the summer so I have no one to spend time with right now. It's quite upsetting. All of my friends are taking summer vacations. I've stayed home and have nothing to do because nobody I know is around. why arent you taking a vacation with them?	I didn't have money or time to plan anything.	perhaps you could invite someone over to your place and watch a cool movie with them over a pizza?
I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns.	I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year.	Really?
I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns. I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year.	Really?	Yeah it wasn't a good thing.
I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns. I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year. Really?	Yeah it wasn't a good thing.	What happened?
I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns. I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year. Really? Yeah it wasn't a good thing.	What happened?	Well nothing really. I guess I'm just losing my memory. He didn't seem upset at me or anything though.
I was thinking I will make a profit in my business	5	5 what?
I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5	5 what?	5 hundred thousand dollars
I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5 5 what?	5 hundred thousand dollars	I would like that much money!
I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5 5 what? 5 hundred thousand dollars	I would like that much money!	But the business did not go well as planned
I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5 5 what? 5 hundred thousand dollars I would like that much money!	But the business did not go well as planned	What business?
AT my sweet swixteen birthday party there was a boy I liked. He asked one of the other girls to be his girlfriend. I felt terrible.	When I was at my sweet sixteen birthday party, my crush asked another girl out. I felt terrible.	Did you have a back up plan?
AT my sweet swixteen birthday party there was a boy I liked. He asked one of the other girls to be his girlfriend. I felt terrible. When I was at my sweet sixteen birthday party_comma_ my crush asked another girl out. I felt terrible.	Did you have a back up plan?	Well, we still had the party. I didn't like another guy. I just felt bad.
AT my sweet swixteen birthday party there was a boy I liked. He asked one of the other girls to be his girlfriend. I felt terrible. When I was at my sweet sixteen birthday party_comma_ my crush asked another girl out. I felt terrible. Did you have a back up plan?	Well, we still had the party. I didn't like another guy. I just felt bad.	Well, now you that such is life, it makes plans for you.
I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday!	I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday!	I agree, I dislike Tuesdays because they are so far from Friday!
I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday! I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday!	I agree, I dislike Tuesdays because they are so far from Friday!	thats why i was mad!
I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday! I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday! I agree_comma_ I dislike Tuesdays because they are so far from Friday!	thats why i was mad!	I would have been too. You should have just slept all day!
I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen.	Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen	was it a bear?
I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen. Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen	was it a bear?	No it was a kangaroo. I had to punch him to get rid of him.
I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen. Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen was it a bear?	No it was a kangaroo. I had to punch him to get rid of him.	nice, did you beat him up?
I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen. Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen was it a bear? No it was a kangaroo. I had to punch him to get rid of him.	nice, did you beat him up?	Yes, I did an upper-cut across his jaw. He ran away like a sissy.
watching America's Got Talent	My kids got me started watching the show America's Got Talent. It's really quite amazing how many talented people are out there!	Oh yes. I love that show I can relate to real life families.

I am so happy my sister just had a baby! I am so happy.. my sister just had a baby!

Congrats. Boy or girl?

a Baby girl.. shes so stinking cute!

I am so happy my sister just had a baby! I am so happy.. my sister just had a baby! Congrats. Boy or girl?

a Baby girl.. shes so stinking cute!

I'm having a boy soon. 3 months or so

My friend just went to the hospital last week after having a heart attack. I'm really worried about her and hope she's ok.

My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack!

sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now

My friend just went to the hospital last week after having a heart attack. I'm really worried about her and hope she's ok. My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack!

sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now

He's recovering. But I'm really nervous about the after effects.

My friend just went to the hospital last week after having a heart attack. I'm really worried about her and hope she's ok. My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack! sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now

He's recovering. But I'm really nervous about the after effects.

he will be okay as long he got the tratment

I am looking forward to my birthday,

My birthday is next week and its the only thing I can think about.

Well, early happy birthday. What will you do to celebrate?

I am looking forward to my birthday, My birthday is next week and its the only thing I can think about.

Well, early happy birthday. What will you do to celebrate?

i will go out for dinner with my friends. I am really looking forward to it!

I am looking forward to my birthday, My birthday is next week and its the only thing I can think about. Well_comma_ early happy birthday. What will you do to celebrate?

i will go out for dinner with my friends. I am really looking forward to it!

Thats great. Enjoy your day.

son preparing to leave for college

My son is getting ready to go off to college and I find myself so happy and sad at the same time. I'm just remembering all the wonderful times we had with him growing up. It went so quickly!

Well you knew that you would have to let go one day, didn't you?

son preparing to leave for college My son is getting ready to go off to college and I find myself so happy and sad at the same time. I'm just remembering all the wonderful times we had with him growing up. It went so quickly!

Well you knew that you would have to let go one day, didn't you?

Yes, I have always known that, and I know it's a great thing. But it's hard not to feel emotional about it. Life is about to really change.

son preparing to leave for college My son is getting ready to go off to college and I find myself so happy and sad at the same time. I'm just remembering all the wonderful times we had with him growing up. It went so quickly! Well you knew that you would have to let go one day_comma_ didn't you?

Yes, I have always known that, and I know it's a great thing. But it's hard not to feel emotional about it. Life is about to really change.

We have only one option when it comes to change, embrace it!

My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. Ugh.

My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years.

I feel you. I need a new one asap. POS falling apart. Cost me lots for a repair recently

My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. Ugh. My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years.

I feel you. I need a new one asap. POS falling apart. Cost me lots for a repair recently

I know how that is trust me. Why can she get a new one and not me.. UGH!

My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. Ugh. My best friend just got a new car. Here I am driving the same car for 10 years. I feel you. I need a new one asap. POS falling apart. Cost me lots for a repair recently

I know how that is trust me. Why can she get a new one and not me.. UGH!

They're not cheap let me tell ya

I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy!

I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket!

That's great, how much did you win?

I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy! I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket!

That's great, how much did you win?

Thank you. $50. Of course they take so much out in taxes

I've played the lottery every week for years. This week I got the winning ticket. I'm so happy! I've bought a lottery ticket every week for years. This week shockingly I bought the winning ticket! That's great_comma_ how much did you win?

Thank you. $50. Of course they take so much out in taxes

Still more than you started with. For that ticket anyway. LOL. Congrats.

Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was.

Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals!

Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was. Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time_comma_ I think I was more excited than she was.

Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals!

Me too. But she didn't seem to care. She loved the Dinosaur ride. It's a rough one.

Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was. Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time_comma_ I think I was more excited than she was. Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals!

Me too. But she didn't seem to care. She loved the Dinosaur ride. It's a rough one.

Hopefully she'll get more interested when she gets a bit older.

Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time, I think I was more excited than she was. Took my daughter to the Animal Kingdom for the first time_comma_ I think I was more excited than she was. Oh that sounds like so much fun! I love animals! Me too. But she didn't seem to care. She loved the Dinosaur ride. It's a rough one.

Hopefully she'll get more interested when she gets a bit older.

I believe she will, she loves her cats.

I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while she was on vacation last week. I forgot to and the cat diead. I feel really horrible about this.

I agreed to watch my neighbor's cat last week while she was on vacation. Unfortunatley I forgot to do that.

What happened to the cat??

I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while she was on vacation last week. I forgot to and the cat diead. I feel really horrible about this. I agreed to watch my neighbor's cat last week while she was on vacation. Unfortunatley I forgot to do that.

What happened to the cat??

The cat didn't make it unfortunatley.

I was supposed to feed my neighbor's cat while she was on vacation last week. I forgot to and the cat diead. I feel really horrible about this. I agreed to watch my neighbor's cat last week while she was on vacation. Unfortunatley I forgot to do that. What happened to the cat??

The cat didn't make it unfortunatley.

My condolences to the owner.

I just got a new car. I parked it in front of my house. Right away some neighborhood teens came around and keyed it. Now I have to get it fixed.

I bought a brand new car the other day. I parked it in front of my house. Then some neighborhood punks came by and keyed it the first day!

That is so aggravating! I am sorry to hear this happened to you!

I just got a new car. I parked it in front of my house. Right away some neighborhood teens came around and keyed it. Now I have to get it fixed. I bought a brand new car the other day. I parked it in front of my house. Then some neighborhood punks came by and keyed it the first day!

That is so aggravating! I am sorry to hear this happened to you!

It is. Of course fixing it is so expensive. I don't know what to do!

I just got a new car. I parked it in front of my house. Right away some neighborhood teens came around and keyed it. Now I have to get it fixed. I bought a brand new car the other day. I parked it in front of my house. Then some neighborhood punks came by and keyed it the first day! That is so aggravating! I am sorry to hear this happened to you!

It is. Of course fixing it is so expensive. I don't know what to do!

Call the police! I hope you nab these guys and put them in jail!

My workers did not perform the task to satisfactory standard.

Hi, the workers at my firm have not been performing their tasks to the required standard.

That sounds horrible. Are you trying to motivate them?

My workers did not perform the task to satisfactory standard. Hi_comma_ the workers at my firm have not been performing their tasks to the required standard.

That sounds horrible. Are you trying to motivate them?

Yes but it is making me livid that they are not listening to my instructions!

My workers did not perform the task to satisfactory standard. Hi_comma_ the workers at my firm have not been performing their tasks to the required standard. That sounds horrible. Are you trying to motivate them?

Yes but it is making me livid that they are not listening to my instructions!

I can understand the feeling. I always feel ignored.

Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything.

I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night.

Oh, sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you?

Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night.

Oh, sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you?

Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that.

Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night. Oh_comma_ sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you?

Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that.

Oh no, sorry hope it wasn't a snake. My hound dog is alwayd barking.

Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night. Oh_comma_ sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you? Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that.

Oh no, sorry hope it wasn't a snake. My hound dog is alwayd barking.

What was stressful for you?

Our dog started barking a lot in the middle of the night. I was looking out the windows trying to see if someone was out there. It was too dark to see anything. I'm so tired. I was awake for hours last night. Oh_comma_ sorry to hear that. I was under a lot of stress. What happened to you? Our dog was baking and I couldn't see what he was all upset about. He never bark like that. Oh no_comma_ sorry hope it wasn't a snake. My hound dog is alwayd barking.

What was stressful for you?

Yah, lost my job and trying to find a new one.

I heard a ring ,moved towards the door ,open and it was....

As I opened ,it was a friend I had lost contact with for about 20 years

Oh my, that is along time. Did you feel nostalgic?

I heard a ring ,moved towards the door ,open and it was.... As I opened _comma_it was a friend I had lost contact with for about 20 years

Oh my, that is along time. Did you feel nostalgic?

Who wouldn't? He just showed up like a ghost from the blues.. Lol!

I heard a ring ,moved towards the door ,open and it was.... As I opened _comma_it was a friend I had lost contact with for about 20 years Oh my_comma_ that is along time. Did you feel nostalgic?

Who wouldn't? He just showed up like a ghost from the blues.. Lol!

I see, you should rekindle your friendship.

My brother won't stop teasing me about the pimple on my face.

I woke up with a pimple on my face and brother won't stop teasing me about it!

I know that feeling! Maturity I suppose

My brother won't stop teasing me about the pimple on my face. I woke up with a pimple on my face and brother won't stop teasing me about it!

I know that feeling! Maturity I suppose

Perhaps so, but I wish he would just be quiet and stop pestering me.

My brother won't stop teasing me about the pimple on my face. I woke up with a pimple on my face and brother won't stop teasing me about it! I know that feeling! Maturity I suppose

Perhaps so, but I wish he would just be quiet and stop pestering me.

Its that feeling you have to live with for now.. Lol!

I stole the last of my roommate's pizza when I was drunk, and feel bad about it.

I am feeling like I have not been the best roommate lately.

Why, what did you do, to feel like that?

I stole the last of my roommate's pizza when I was drunk, and feel bad about it. I am feeling like I have not been the best roommate lately.

Why, what did you do, to feel like that?

I feel like I let my roommate down by breaking some of our house rules, and I feel bad for it.

I stole the last of my roommate's pizza when I was drunk, and feel bad about it. I am feeling like I have not been the best roommate lately. Why_comma_ what did you do_comma_ to feel like that?

I feel like I let my roommate down by breaking some of our house rules, and I feel bad for it.

Are you planning to make up for it?

My sister who is living overseas sent me a package with some presents the other day. She did this without telling me and I was really happy to get it.

I recently got a care package from my sister who lives overseas. She didn't tell me that she was sending it. But it really delighted me.

You are so lucky to have such caring sister

My sister who is living overseas sent me a package with some presents the other day. She did this without telling me and I was really happy to get it. I recently got a care package from my sister who lives overseas. She didn't tell me that she was sending it. But it really delighted me.

You are so lucky to have such caring sister

Thank you. I agree. She really is great most of the time.

My sister who is living overseas sent me a package with some presents the other day. She did this without telling me and I was really happy to get it. I recently got a care package from my sister who lives overseas. She didn't tell me that she was sending it. But it really delighted me. You are so lucky to have such caring sister

Thank you. I agree. She really is great most of the time.

I hope you can reciprocate by sending her a birthday message when it's time for it so she knows you care for her

My dog died, I feel like I don't have any friends anymore

My dog died, I feel so lonely

I'm really sorry to hear that. How long did you have it for?

My dog died, I feel like I don't have any friends anymore My dog died_comma_ I feel so lonely

I'm really sorry to hear that. How long did you have it for?

It been 2 days now :(

My dog died, I feel like I don't have any friends anymore My dog died_comma_ I feel so lonely I'm really sorry to hear that. How long did you have it for?

It been 2 days now :(

That's really tough right now. I hope you're doing something fun to keep yourself occupied.

I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone.

I really hope you are alright. Did they catch him?

I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone. I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone.

I really hope you are alright. Did they catch him?

No, the police didn't catch him.

I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone. I have been attacked last week by robber with a knife. I am still terrible afraid of getting out alone. I really hope you are alright. Did they catch him?

No, the police didn't catch him.

Do you at least remember how he looks?

I've been taking care of my sick sister for the last week. She has a really bad fever and it's very difficult for us.

My sister is really sick right now with a fever. I've been taking care of her day and night for the last week.

Are't you afraid to catch the fever?

I've been taking care of my sick sister for the last week. She has a really bad fever and it's very difficult for us. My sister is really sick right now with a fever. I've been taking care of her day and night for the last week.

Are't you afraid to catch the fever?

Not really. I tend to be rather healthy and not get sick even if others around me are sick.

I've been taking care of my sick sister for the last week. She has a really bad fever and it's very difficult for us. My sister is really sick right now with a fever. I've been taking care of her day and night for the last week. Are't you afraid to catch the fever?

Not really. I tend to be rather healthy and not get sick even if others around me are sick.

Good for you, I hope your sister gets well too.

I knew going into the state championship that we had a great chance to win the title but after three of my athletes who weren't suppose to place, DID place. I knew we had it.

I was so confident and then three people stepped up and I knew we had the title.

What do you mean they stepped up but you still had the title. Wouldn't they be the ones with that?

I knew going into the state championship that we had a great chance to win the title but after three of my athletes who weren't suppose to place, DID place. I knew we had it. I was so confident and then three people stepped up and I knew we had the title.

What do you mean they stepped up but you still had the title. Wouldn't they be the ones with that?

They placed in events that they weren't even suppose to qualify in, to get us more points.

I knew going into the state championship that we had a great chance to win the title but after three of my athletes who weren't suppose to place, DID place. I knew we had it. I was so confident and then three people stepped up and I knew we had the title. What do you mean they stepped up but you still had the title. Wouldn't they be the ones with that?

They placed in events that they weren't even suppose to qualify in, to get us more points.

Oh cool. Well I'm happy for you guys

I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed.

I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving.

oh what were they doing to you

I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving.

oh what were they doing to you

He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out, he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area.

I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving. oh what were they doing to you

He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out, he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area.

oh , elderly people are little tough to understand

I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving. oh what were they doing to you He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out_comma_ he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area.

oh , elderly people are little tough to understand

He was a very nice man in the end and I apologized profusely.

I thought that an elderly person was yelling at me that I was driving too fast so I yelled back at him. I told him he had no right to tell me how to drive. But then he apologized to me and said he had just been trying to warn me of some bad weather. I felt really bad that I had assumed. I accidentally yelled at an elderly person becuase I thought they were being mean to me when they were trying to help me while I was driving. oh what were they doing to you He was making gestures as I was driving past and I thought he was telling me to slow down. I wasn't going that fast and it distracted me so I got upset. Turns out_comma_ he was trying to tell me of severe weather in the area. oh _comma_ elderly people are little tough to understand

He was a very nice man in the end and I apologized profusely.

yeah thats very nice to apologize to elderly people

In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful!

oh wow.. where did you all go?

In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! In the fall_comma_ i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful!

oh wow.. where did you all go?

The best part was just seeing each other- it has been five years. We didn't really do much, all our time was spent chatting.

In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! In the fall_comma_ i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! oh wow.. where did you all go?

The best part was just seeing each other- it has been five years. We didn't really do much, all our time was spent chatting.

that was so great of your friend

In the fall, i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! In the fall_comma_ i had a week off and I didn't make any plans because I was pretty broke. My oldest and best childhood friend flew in from where they live in Europe to spend the week with me- they didn't tell me they were coming. It was wonderful! oh wow.. where did you all go? The best part was just seeing each other- it has been five years. We didn't really do much_comma_ all our time was spent chatting.

that was so great of your friend

It really was. I don't know how she managed to keep it a secret!

I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!

"I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!"

Aww, I'm sorry. It sure would solve a lot of problems, wouldn't it?

I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery! "I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!"

Aww, I'm sorry. It sure would solve a lot of problems, wouldn't it?

yea and i could whatever i want when i win

I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery! "I was shocked when I didnt win the lottery!" Aww_comma_ I'm sorry. It sure would solve a lot of problems_comma_ wouldn't it?

yea and i could whatever i want when i win

What's the first thing you would do if you won a few million?

I did not get the A grade in math class.

Hello, I brought dishonor on my family by not getting A in my math class

oh wow, you should have known better

I did not get the A grade in math class. Hello_comma_ I brought dishonor on my family by not getting A in my math class

oh wow, you should have known better

I know, I am so ashamed of myself. I should have studied harder...

I did not get the A grade in math class. Hello_comma_ I brought dishonor on my family by not getting A in my math class oh wow_comma_ you should have known better

I know, I am so ashamed of myself. I should have studied harder...

try harder next time and im sure you will do better!

I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay!

i agree, I love Fridays, Did you have any plans?

I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay! I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay!

i agree, I love Fridays, Did you have any plans?

to get chocolate wasted!

I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay! I was so happy last week when it was fridaaay! i agree_comma_ I love Fridays_comma_ Did you have any plans?

to get chocolate wasted!

Sounds like a great plan. Also a great way to get diabetes!

All of my friends are away for the summer so I have no one to spend time with right now. It's quite upsetting.

All of my friends are taking summer vacations. I've stayed home and have nothing to do because nobody I know is around.

why arent you taking a vacation with them?

All of my friends are away for the summer so I have no one to spend time with right now. It's quite upsetting. All of my friends are taking summer vacations. I've stayed home and have nothing to do because nobody I know is around.

why arent you taking a vacation with them?

I didn't have money or time to plan anything.

All of my friends are away for the summer so I have no one to spend time with right now. It's quite upsetting. All of my friends are taking summer vacations. I've stayed home and have nothing to do because nobody I know is around. why arent you taking a vacation with them?

I didn't have money or time to plan anything.

perhaps you could invite someone over to your place and watch a cool movie with them over a pizza?

I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns.

I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year.

Really?

I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns. I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year.

Really?

Yeah it wasn't a good thing.

I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns. I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year. Really?

Yeah it wasn't a good thing.

What happened?

I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him forever and am usually great about remebering and doing special thigns. I forgot to do anything for my best friend's birthday this year. I've known him for a long time but it just completly slipped my mind this year. Really? Yeah it wasn't a good thing.

What happened?

Well nothing really. I guess I'm just losing my memory. He didn't seem upset at me or anything though.

I was thinking I will make a profit in my business

5

5 what?

I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5

5 what?

5 hundred thousand dollars

I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5 5 what?

5 hundred thousand dollars

I would like that much money!

I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5 5 what? 5 hundred thousand dollars

I would like that much money!

But the business did not go well as planned

I was thinking I will make a profit in my business 5 5 what? 5 hundred thousand dollars I would like that much money!

But the business did not go well as planned

What business?

AT my sweet swixteen birthday party there was a boy I liked. He asked one of the other girls to be his girlfriend. I felt terrible.

When I was at my sweet sixteen birthday party, my crush asked another girl out. I felt terrible.

Did you have a back up plan?

AT my sweet swixteen birthday party there was a boy I liked. He asked one of the other girls to be his girlfriend. I felt terrible. When I was at my sweet sixteen birthday party_comma_ my crush asked another girl out. I felt terrible.

Did you have a back up plan?

Well, we still had the party. I didn't like another guy. I just felt bad.

AT my sweet swixteen birthday party there was a boy I liked. He asked one of the other girls to be his girlfriend. I felt terrible. When I was at my sweet sixteen birthday party_comma_ my crush asked another girl out. I felt terrible. Did you have a back up plan?

Well, we still had the party. I didn't like another guy. I just felt bad.

Well, now you that such is life, it makes plans for you.

I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday!

I agree, I dislike Tuesdays because they are so far from Friday!

I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday! I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday!

I agree, I dislike Tuesdays because they are so far from Friday!

thats why i was mad!

I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday! I was mad when I woke up and it was only Tuesday! I agree_comma_ I dislike Tuesdays because they are so far from Friday!

thats why i was mad!

I would have been too. You should have just slept all day!

I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen.

Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen

was it a bear?

I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen. Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen

was it a bear?

No it was a kangaroo. I had to punch him to get rid of him.

I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen. Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen was it a bear?

No it was a kangaroo. I had to punch him to get rid of him.

nice, did you beat him up?

I heard a loud smashing sound from the kitchen. Yesterday I heard a loud sound coming from my kitchen was it a bear? No it was a kangaroo. I had to punch him to get rid of him.

nice, did you beat him up?

Yes, I did an upper-cut across his jaw. He ran away like a sissy.

watching America's Got Talent

My kids got me started watching the show America's Got Talent. It's really quite amazing how many talented people are out there!

Oh yes. I love that show I can relate to real life families.