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I was walking down the street the other day and I found 20$ just sitting there on the ground! I was so happy! I was walking down the street the other day and I found 20$ just sitting there on the ground! I was so happy!
i have never been so lucky.
That has only happened to me once before, but then it was a 5$ bill
I was walking down the street the other day and I found 20$ just sitting there on the ground! I was so happy! I was walking down the street the other day and I found 20$ just sitting there on the ground! I was so happy! i have never been so lucky.
That has only happened to me once before, but then it was a 5$ bill
I've found a couple of dollars and lighters in the washing machine. Thats about it lol
I got my burger with millions of onions on it today when I specifically asked for no onions. Im allergic.
I order a burger today with no onions. I am allergic.
Allergic to onions? I have never heard of anyone with that allergy. Must be tough
I got my burger with millions of onions on it today when I specifically asked for no onions. Im allergic. I order a burger today with no onions. I am allergic.
Allergic to onions? I have never heard of anyone with that allergy. Must be tough
Not if I don'te eat them. There were so many onions on that burger.
I got my burger with millions of onions on it today when I specifically asked for no onions. Im allergic. I order a burger today with no onions. I am allergic. Allergic to onions? I have never heard of anyone with that allergy. Must be tough
Not if I don'te eat them. There were so many onions on that burger.
I hate onions, I just don't like the texture of them
My brother built a fence all by himself. Saved himself some money from having to hire people.
My brother built a fence all by himself. Saved himself some money from having to hire people
I would love to do that. Did it cost him much?
My brother built a fence all by himself. Saved himself some money from having to hire people. My brother built a fence all by himself. Saved himself some money from having to hire people
I would love to do that. Did it cost him much?
Yea. The parts cost him a lot though. Each would panel was at least $5.
My brother built a fence all by himself. Saved himself some money from having to hire people. My brother built a fence all by himself. Saved himself some money from having to hire people I would love to do that. Did it cost him much?
Yea. The parts cost him a lot though. Each would panel was at least $5.
Well he sure did save a lot in labor costs.
I once put our fishbowl in the window so that she could get some sun while we were gone all day.
I once put our fishbowl in the window so our beta could get some sun while we were gone all day.
Hoping the beta was okay.
I once put our fishbowl in the window so that she could get some sun while we were gone all day. I once put our fishbowl in the window so our beta could get some sun while we were gone all day.
Hoping the beta was okay.
IT froze to death in the window. I felt bad.
I once put our fishbowl in the window so that she could get some sun while we were gone all day. I once put our fishbowl in the window so our beta could get some sun while we were gone all day. Hoping the beta was okay.
IT froze to death in the window. I felt bad.
Oh wow. A fish freezing in the sun? Or was it winter and sunny?
I once put our fishbowl in the window so that she could get some sun while we were gone all day. I once put our fishbowl in the window so our beta could get some sun while we were gone all day. Hoping the beta was okay. IT froze to death in the window. I felt bad.
Oh wow. A fish freezing in the sun? Or was it winter and sunny?
It was winter. I was so dumb back then.
Got home and everything looks like it got a fresh paint.
Got home and everything looks like it got a fresh paint.
Did it?
Got home and everything looks like it got a fresh paint. Got home and everything looks like it got a fresh paint.
Did it?
Yep. Luckily, they're neutral colors.
Got home and everything looks like it got a fresh paint. Got home and everything looks like it got a fresh paint. Did it?
Yep. Luckily, they're neutral colors.
Like beige and brown?
I thought it was really cool when my friend offered to buy me a car if he won the lottery
I thought it was really cool when my friend offered to buy me a car if he won the lottery
That would be nice, but it's highly unlikely.
I thought it was really cool when my friend offered to buy me a car if he won the lottery I thought it was really cool when my friend offered to buy me a car if he won the lottery
That would be nice, but it's highly unlikely.
I know. The though was cool though.
I thought it was really cool when my friend offered to buy me a car if he won the lottery I thought it was really cool when my friend offered to buy me a car if he won the lottery That would be nice_comma_ but it's highly unlikely.
I know. The though was cool though.
It sure was.
I'm upset about a project my daughter is working on.
My daughter is working on a school project without having all the information on it.
That sounds familiar. Is there someone she can get it from?
I'm upset about a project my daughter is working on. My daughter is working on a school project without having all the information on it.
That sounds familiar. Is there someone she can get it from?
She's working on that now.
I'm upset about a project my daughter is working on. My daughter is working on a school project without having all the information on it. That sounds familiar. Is there someone she can get it from?
She's working on that now.
That’s a relief.
I yelled at my mom, because I was sleepy. I feel so bad.
I yelled at my mom, because I was sleepy. I feel so bad.
What did you yell at her for?
I yelled at my mom, because I was sleepy. I feel so bad. I yelled at my mom_comma_ because I was sleepy. I feel so bad.
What did you yell at her for?
Told her to leave me alone, when she needed me to open something for her.
I yelled at my mom, because I was sleepy. I feel so bad. I yelled at my mom_comma_ because I was sleepy. I feel so bad. What did you yell at her for?
Told her to leave me alone, when she needed me to open something for her.
Oh, that is sad, I hope she knows mistakes happen!
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch
Mario is such a classic. Haven't played smash since gamecube I think.
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch
Mario is such a classic. Haven't played smash since gamecube I think.
That was a great one, I was addicted to Brawl as a kid
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch Mario is such a classic. Haven't played smash since gamecube I think.
That was a great one, I was addicted to Brawl as a kid
Which character is your favorite?
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch Mario is such a classic. Haven't played smash since gamecube I think. That was a great one_comma_ I was addicted to Brawl as a kid
Which character is your favorite?
Probably Snake I think
I found my friend's senior ring that she left behind before going to college. I miss her.
I found my friend's senior ring that she left behind before going to college. I miss her.
Why don't ou call her?
I found my friend's senior ring that she left behind before going to college. I miss her. I found my friend's senior ring that she left behind before going to college. I miss her.
Why don't ou call her?
I don't want to bother her.
I found my friend's senior ring that she left behind before going to college. I miss her. I found my friend's senior ring that she left behind before going to college. I miss her. Why don't ou call her?
I don't want to bother her.
Well send it to her with a note to say you miss her. She can call you if she has time.
I can't wait to see the results of our local elections today.
I voted today and can't wait to hear the results.
Oh. Who did you vote for?
I can't wait to see the results of our local elections today. I voted today and can't wait to hear the results.
Oh. Who did you vote for?
Well, we have a councilwoman who has been arrested for drunk and disorderly several times and she wins the election every year.
I can't wait to see the results of our local elections today. I voted today and can't wait to hear the results. Oh. Who did you vote for?
Well, we have a councilwoman who has been arrested for drunk and disorderly several times and she wins the election every year.
Wow. What does she do that peole would vote for her every year?
I can't wait to see the results of our local elections today. I voted today and can't wait to hear the results. Oh. Who did you vote for? Well_comma_ we have a councilwoman who has been arrested for drunk and disorderly several times and she wins the election every year.
Wow. What does she do that peole would vote for her every year?
I have no idea. She was recorder this last time so I want to see if she still has her seat.
I'm thinking about becoming a vegan, but I'm not so sure I can do it.
I considered becoming a vegan, but I'm not so sure if it'll work out.
I have never tried and never will lol
I'm thinking about becoming a vegan, but I'm not so sure I can do it. I considered becoming a vegan_comma_ but I'm not so sure if it'll work out.
I have never tried and never will lol
I like the idea of it, for moral reasons, but I can't imagine I'd like any of the food.
I'm thinking about becoming a vegan, but I'm not so sure I can do it. I considered becoming a vegan_comma_ but I'm not so sure if it'll work out. I have never tried and never will lol
I like the idea of it, for moral reasons, but I can't imagine I'd like any of the food.
That's what I think. Plus I'd miss bacon too much.
My daughter drew a picture for me today and it was actually really good.
My four year old drew a picture of me today.
You must be his role model! That's awesome.
My daughter drew a picture for me today and it was actually really good. My four year old drew a picture of me today.
You must be his role model! That's awesome.
It was the first time she got all of the body parts in the right area and the right amount of them. Last week I had 8 ears lol
My daughter drew a picture for me today and it was actually really good. My four year old drew a picture of me today. You must be his role model! That's awesome.
It was the first time she got all of the body parts in the right area and the right amount of them. Last week I had 8 ears lol
That's just funny! Well I'm glad to hear she's learning and improving! Good to start them young.
My daughter drew a picture for me today and it was actually really good. My four year old drew a picture of me today. You must be his role model! That's awesome. It was the first time she got all of the body parts in the right area and the right amount of them. Last week I had 8 ears lol
That's just funny! Well I'm glad to hear she's learning and improving! Good to start them young.
She is starting school next week. I know she will enjoy it.
I'm getting a shipment from my mom. I'm so excited!
I'm getting a shipment from my mom. I'm so excited!
What's inside?
I'm getting a shipment from my mom. I'm so excited! I'm getting a shipment from my mom. I'm so excited!
What's inside?
Not sure. That's why I'm excited!
I'm getting a shipment from my mom. I'm so excited! I'm getting a shipment from my mom. I'm so excited! What's inside?
Not sure. That's why I'm excited!
Why did she send you a shipment anyways?
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them
Appreciate them while they are with you and try not to worry.
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I get sentimental about my family_comma_ they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them
Appreciate them while they are with you and try not to worry.
I know, it is sad to think one will eventually be wihtout the other...
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I get sentimental about my family_comma_ they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them Appreciate them while they are with you and try not to worry.
I know, it is sad to think one will eventually be wihtout the other...
It's unfortunately. If only we can all go together and not leave anyone behind.
I went to pick up my kid, and saw him helping a pregnant lady carry her stuff.
I went to pick up my kid, and saw him helping a pregnant lady carry her stuff.
Well you seem to have done a great job parenting!
I went to pick up my kid, and saw him helping a pregnant lady carry her stuff. I went to pick up my kid_comma_ and saw him helping a pregnant lady carry her stuff.
Well you seem to have done a great job parenting!
Well yea, that and I think he's a good kid on his own.
I went to pick up my kid, and saw him helping a pregnant lady carry her stuff. I went to pick up my kid_comma_ and saw him helping a pregnant lady carry her stuff. Well you seem to have done a great job parenting!
Well yea, that and I think he's a good kid on his own.
That is awesome, that is hard to come by
Whenever I look at old family pictures I get sentimental about the holidays we used to spend together.
Sometimes I look through old family pictures and get nostalgic about holidays.
Do you guys still spend the holidays together?
Whenever I look at old family pictures I get sentimental about the holidays we used to spend together. Sometimes I look through old family pictures and get nostalgic about holidays.
Do you guys still spend the holidays together?
Since most of my grandparents died, we do not.
Whenever I look at old family pictures I get sentimental about the holidays we used to spend together. Sometimes I look through old family pictures and get nostalgic about holidays. Do you guys still spend the holidays together?
Since most of my grandparents died, we do not.
Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that.
Whenever I look at old family pictures I get sentimental about the holidays we used to spend together. Sometimes I look through old family pictures and get nostalgic about holidays. Do you guys still spend the holidays together? Since most of my grandparents died_comma_ we do not.
Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks. It's just the issues with getting older I guess.
I think I threw away the safety deposit key. it's worth $500 to replace it.
I think I threw away the safety deposit key. it's worth $500 to replace it.
Oh no! Is what you have in there worth more than 500?
I think I threw away the safety deposit key. it's worth $500 to replace it. I think I threw away the safety deposit key. it's worth $500 to replace it.
Oh no! Is what you have in there worth more than 500?
No. It's the cost of the bank replacing the box, locks and all.
I think I threw away the safety deposit key. it's worth $500 to replace it. I think I threw away the safety deposit key. it's worth $500 to replace it. Oh no! Is what you have in there worth more than 500?
No. It's the cost of the bank replacing the box, locks and all.
I know but if there is nothing valuable in there just forget about it.
My son is being bullied in school and no one is doing anything about it.
My son is being bullied in school day after day. I've gone in and had so many meetings with the principal but it keeps happening. I. Am. Fed. Up.
I hate bullying. You should talk to the kiids parents.
My son is being bullied in school and no one is doing anything about it. My son is being bullied in school day after day. I've gone in and had so many meetings with the principal but it keeps happening. I. Am. Fed. Up.
I hate bullying. You should talk to the kiids parents.
They have been in the meetings with us and say it isn't their kids fault.
My son is being bullied in school and no one is doing anything about it. My son is being bullied in school day after day. I've gone in and had so many meetings with the principal but it keeps happening. I. Am. Fed. Up. I hate bullying. You should talk to the kiids parents.
They have been in the meetings with us and say it isn't their kids fault.
Beat the kids up. That's what I would do.
The students looked so cute registering for school today. I hope they all had a good summer
I saw the students registering today.
For college?
The students looked so cute registering for school today. I hope they all had a good summer I saw the students registering today.
For college?
Elementary. They didn't look to happy. I jhope they had a good summer, cause its over now lol
The students looked so cute registering for school today. I hope they all had a good summer I saw the students registering today. For college?
Elementary. They didn't look to happy. I jhope they had a good summer, cause its over now lol
There's still another month of summer left where I am.
The students looked so cute registering for school today. I hope they all had a good summer I saw the students registering today. For college? Elementary. They didn't look to happy. I jhope they had a good summer_comma_ cause its over now lol
There's still another month of summer left where I am.
The kids start on Monday so summer break is pretty much over
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them
I feel the same way. Everyone isn't as fortunate to have family.
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I get sentimental about my family_comma_ they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them
I feel the same way. Everyone isn't as fortunate to have family.
That is true, many people take it for granted
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I get sentimental about my family_comma_ they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I feel the same way. Everyone isn't as fortunate to have family.
That is true, many people take it for granted
I learned a long time ago how important family is and now I have my own.
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I get sentimental about my family_comma_ they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I feel the same way. Everyone isn't as fortunate to have family. That is true_comma_ many people take it for granted
I learned a long time ago how important family is and now I have my own.
That is awesome to hear, appreciate them for what they are!
I get sentimental about my family, they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I get sentimental about my family_comma_ they mean a lot to me and I do not know what I would do without them I feel the same way. Everyone isn't as fortunate to have family. That is true_comma_ many people take it for granted I learned a long time ago how important family is and now I have my own.
That is awesome to hear, appreciate them for what they are!
Exactly
I can't believe game of thrones is ending. I thought it would come on forever like the simpsons.
I Can;t believe my favorite show is ending.
What show is that?
I can't believe game of thrones is ending. I thought it would come on forever like the simpsons. I Can;t believe my favorite show is ending.
What show is that?
Game of Thrones. I have been a fan since day 1
I can't believe game of thrones is ending. I thought it would come on forever like the simpsons. I Can;t believe my favorite show is ending. What show is that?
Game of Thrones. I have been a fan since day 1
I did not know it was ending, sorry to hear that!
I can't believe game of thrones is ending. I thought it would come on forever like the simpsons. I Can;t believe my favorite show is ending. What show is that? Game of Thrones. I have been a fan since day 1
I did not know it was ending, sorry to hear that!
1 last seson. I know its going to be good.
I'm proud of myself for sticking to my work goals this summer.
I've been working hard to meet my work goals this summer.
What are your goals?
I'm proud of myself for sticking to my work goals this summer. I've been working hard to meet my work goals this summer.
What are your goals?
It was to earn a certain amount of money.
I'm proud of myself for sticking to my work goals this summer. I've been working hard to meet my work goals this summer. What are your goals?
It was to earn a certain amount of money.
Ah I see. It's always nice to have a goal to work towards.
There were 6 kittens in front of my doorstep this morning.
There were 6 kittens in front of my doorstep this morning.
Are you keeping them?
There were 6 kittens in front of my doorstep this morning. There were 6 kittens in front of my doorstep this morning.
Are you keeping them?
Yep. Let's see how it goes. If not, I could always find a good home for them.
There were 6 kittens in front of my doorstep this morning. There were 6 kittens in front of my doorstep this morning. Are you keeping them?
Yep. Let's see how it goes. If not, I could always find a good home for them.
That's a lot to take in.
I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game, it did not live up to my expectations
I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game, it did not live up to my expectations
Oh. How was it different to the previous ones?
I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game, it did not live up to my expectations I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game_comma_ it did not live up to my expectations
Oh. How was it different to the previous ones?
It was more robust, but not enough of an improvement
I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game, it did not live up to my expectations I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game_comma_ it did not live up to my expectations Oh. How was it different to the previous ones?
It was more robust, but not enough of an improvement
Yea. Didn't warrant a new version, hu?
I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends but looks like I'm stuck at work.
I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends but looks like I'm stuck at work
I am sorry to hear that, why are you working extra?
I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends but looks like I'm stuck at work. I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends but looks like I'm stuck at work
I am sorry to hear that, why are you working extra?
Someone called out sick.
I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends but looks like I'm stuck at work. I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends but looks like I'm stuck at work I am sorry to hear that_comma_ why are you working extra?
Someone called out sick.
Ah, I know that all too well, best of luck
Going on vacation this weekend. I can't wait!
Going on vacation this weekend. I can't wait!
Where are you headed?
Going on vacation this weekend. I can't wait! Going on vacation this weekend. I can't wait!
Where are you headed?
Hawaii. I've never been.
Going on vacation this weekend. I can't wait! Going on vacation this weekend. I can't wait! Where are you headed?
Hawaii. I've never been.
Me neither, sounds like fun!
I was proud of my friend when he was the high school valedictorian, he did a great job!
I was proud of my friend when he was the high school valedictorian, he did a great job!
That's an incredible achievement. He must've worked really hard.
I was proud of my friend when he was the high school valedictorian, he did a great job! I was proud of my friend when he was the high school valedictorian_comma_ he did a great job!
That's an incredible achievement. He must've worked really hard.
He did, I did not know he was that smart though
I was proud of my friend when he was the high school valedictorian, he did a great job! I was proud of my friend when he was the high school valedictorian_comma_ he did a great job! That's an incredible achievement. He must've worked really hard.
He did, I did not know he was that smart though
sometimes it's the one who keep it on the downlow who are the smartest.
I tried spinach alfredo h other day and couldnt believe that I actually liked it.
I tried spincah alfredo for the first time the other day.
how did you like it?
I tried spinach alfredo h other day and couldnt believe that I actually liked it. I tried spincah alfredo for the first time the other day.
how did you like it?
I loved it. I had never even had spinach before.
I tried spinach alfredo h other day and couldnt believe that I actually liked it. I tried spincah alfredo for the first time the other day. how did you like it?
I loved it. I had never even had spinach before.
I'm not a big fan of spinach myself.
I tried spinach alfredo h other day and couldnt believe that I actually liked it. I tried spincah alfredo for the first time the other day. how did you like it? I loved it. I had never even had spinach before.
I'm not a big fan of spinach myself.
It was delicious. I've been looking for a good recipe for myself.
I quit smoking after 30 years. I feel great!
A major health win for me, I quit smoking a few weeks ago after 30 years.
Wow. I have been trying. How did you do it?
I quit smoking after 30 years. I feel great! A major health win for me_comma_ I quit smoking a few weeks ago after 30 years.
Wow. I have been trying. How did you do it?
Willpower and a strong desire to get healthy.
I quit smoking after 30 years. I feel great! A major health win for me_comma_ I quit smoking a few weeks ago after 30 years. Wow. I have been trying. How did you do it?
Willpower and a strong desire to get healthy.
That's great. I'll get there one day. I wanna see my great grandkids
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch
I cannot wait for the new super smash bros for the nintendo switch
I didn't know they were recreating that game! When does it come out?