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I once accidentally called my girlfriend by my ex-girlfriend's name. I couldn't believe I made that mistake. | I accidentally called my girlfriend my ex-girlfriend's name. | whoops, lots of people have done that. what'd she say? |
I once accidentally called my girlfriend by my ex-girlfriend's name. I couldn't believe I made that mistake. I accidentally called my girlfriend my ex-girlfriend's name. | whoops, lots of people have done that. what'd she say? | I was ashamed. She yelled curse words at me. |
I once accidentally called my girlfriend by my ex-girlfriend's name. I couldn't believe I made that mistake. I accidentally called my girlfriend my ex-girlfriend's name. whoops_comma_ lots of people have done that. what'd she say? | I was ashamed. She yelled curse words at me. | hopefully you were able to work it out...if not...in the future don't tell girlfriends about exes. |
I was pretty confident that I was going to place in the top ten of the marathon | I was pretty confident that I was going to place in the top ten of the marathon | And did you? |
I was pretty confident that I was going to place in the top ten of the marathon I was pretty confident that I was going to place in the top ten of the marathon | And did you? | I did. I actually cacme in 3rd! |
I was pretty confident that I was going to place in the top ten of the marathon I was pretty confident that I was going to place in the top ten of the marathon And did you? | I did. I actually cacme in 3rd! | Great job! |
I don't think I want to go on a cruise. | I don't think I ever want to go on a cruise. I always hear about entire ships breaking out with sickness and it sounds awful. | That does sound awful! The thought of being out in the middle of the ocean makes me nervous |
I don't think I want to go on a cruise. I don't think I ever want to go on a cruise. I always hear about entire ships breaking out with sickness and it sounds awful. | That does sound awful! The thought of being out in the middle of the ocean makes me nervous | Yeah, too many scary things can go wrong! |
I don't think I want to go on a cruise. I don't think I ever want to go on a cruise. I always hear about entire ships breaking out with sickness and it sounds awful. That does sound awful! The thought of being out in the middle of the ocean makes me nervous | Yeah, too many scary things can go wrong! | I agree. Don't let it stop from taking a nice getaway though |
when my neighbor kept parking in my spot | My neighbor keeps parking in my parking spot! | That sounds really annoying! You should confront him and request he stop. |
when my neighbor kept parking in my spot My neighbor keeps parking in my parking spot! | That sounds really annoying! You should confront him and request he stop. | I have asked him a few times, but he obviously doesnt care. |
when my neighbor kept parking in my spot My neighbor keeps parking in my parking spot! That sounds really annoying! You should confront him and request he stop. | I have asked him a few times, but he obviously doesnt care. | That would make me really angry. Call a tow truck to teach him a lesson. |
The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent but I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. | The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent bit I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. | Why didnt you want to notify or leave some sort of little note on the car? |
The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent but I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent bit I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. | Why didnt you want to notify or leave some sort of little note on the car? | I didn't want to take responsibility, which I know is wrong. |
The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent but I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent bit I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. Why didnt you want to notify or leave some sort of little note on the car? | I didn't want to take responsibility, which I know is wrong. | happens sometimes just dont know what to do in those moments. |
The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent but I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. The other day I backed out of a parking spot and tapped a parked car. It left a dent bit I left without notifying the owner. It was not an action I am proud of. Why didnt you want to notify or leave some sort of little note on the car? I didn't want to take responsibility_comma_ which I know is wrong. | happens sometimes just dont know what to do in those moments. | Yeah, I feel horrible and small for doing that and not fessing up. |
A time I felt lonely was when I joined a video game lobby. There was not a single person in it and I felt alone... | A time I felt lonely was when I joined a video game lobby. There was not a single person in it and I felt alone... | That seems like it'd be strange. |
A time I felt lonely was when I joined a video game lobby. There was not a single person in it and I felt alone... A time I felt lonely was when I joined a video game lobby. There was not a single person in it and I felt alone... | That seems like it'd be strange. | Yeah, it was weird. When I joined it said 3/25 people but when I got in it, there was no one. |
A time I felt lonely was when I joined a video game lobby. There was not a single person in it and I felt alone... A time I felt lonely was when I joined a video game lobby. There was not a single person in it and I felt alone... That seems like it'd be strange. | Yeah, it was weird. When I joined it said 3/25 people but when I got in it, there was no one. | well, you could always have left. |
I'm very proud of my daughters' musical abilities. | My two daughters are musicians. | Do they play any instruments? |
I'm very proud of my daughters' musical abilities. My two daughters are musicians. | Do they play any instruments? | violin and piano |
I'm very proud of my daughters' musical abilities. My two daughters are musicians. Do they play any instruments? | violin and piano | That's cool, can they sing too? |
when i forgot my wallet! | I forgot my wallet the other day, and of course didnt remember it until I was about to pay at the cashiers line! | I hate when that happens, did you have to put all your stuff back? |
when i forgot my wallet! I forgot my wallet the other day_comma_ and of course didnt remember it until I was about to pay at the cashiers line! | I hate when that happens, did you have to put all your stuff back? | Yup, and have everyone behind me annoyed with me and all of that fun adult stuff!! |
when i forgot my wallet! I forgot my wallet the other day_comma_ and of course didnt remember it until I was about to pay at the cashiers line! I hate when that happens_comma_ did you have to put all your stuff back? | Yup, and have everyone behind me annoyed with me and all of that fun adult stuff!! | Well it happens to everyone at least once probably, so no worries. |
Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. | Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. | happens all the time in the city i live in, people are rude! |
Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. | happens all the time in the city i live in, people are rude! | Definitely, I didn't lay on the horn though, that just makes it worse. |
Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. Someone cut me off in traffic the other day. happens all the time in the city i live in_comma_ people are rude! | Definitely, I didn't lay on the horn though, that just makes it worse. | yup! no reason to stoop to their level. you did right |
I ate a restaurant this morning and had soup. Their Sriracha bottle looked like it was 1000 years old and I wanted to vomit. | I ate a restaurant this morning and had soup. Their Sriracha bottle looked like it was 1000 years old and I wanted to vomit. | I hope you didn't use any. |
I ate a restaurant this morning and had soup. Their Sriracha bottle looked like it was 1000 years old and I wanted to vomit. I ate a restaurant this morning and had soup. Their Sriracha bottle looked like it was 1000 years old and I wanted to vomit. | I hope you didn't use any. | Not from that bottle at least. |
I ate a restaurant this morning and had soup. Their Sriracha bottle looked like it was 1000 years old and I wanted to vomit. I ate a restaurant this morning and had soup. Their Sriracha bottle looked like it was 1000 years old and I wanted to vomit. I hope you didn't use any. | Not from that bottle at least. | Was the soup good at least? |
I feel bad I lied to my friend. | I feel bad I lied to my friend. | What did you say? |
I feel bad I lied to my friend. I feel bad I lied to my friend. | What did you say? | I told him I couldn't hang out cause I was sick, but it was a lie. |
I feel bad I lied to my friend. I feel bad I lied to my friend. What did you say? | I told him I couldn't hang out cause I was sick, but it was a lie. | What did you do instead? |
I felt surprised when I got home and saw my house was robbed. | I walked home one day after work and saw that my window had been smashed out. | That would freak me out. What was it form? |
I felt surprised when I got home and saw my house was robbed. I walked home one day after work and saw that my window had been smashed out. | That would freak me out. What was it form? | Some guy climbed through and stole a bunch of stuff from my living room but that was it. |
I felt surprised when I got home and saw my house was robbed. I walked home one day after work and saw that my window had been smashed out. That would freak me out. What was it form? | Some guy climbed through and stole a bunch of stuff from my living room but that was it. | Oh Wow! Did he get caught? |
I felt surprised when I got home and saw my house was robbed. I walked home one day after work and saw that my window had been smashed out. That would freak me out. What was it form? Some guy climbed through and stole a bunch of stuff from my living room but that was it. | Oh Wow! Did he get caught? | Yeah he ended up getting caught but they never found a lot of my stuff. |
I was a little on edge when I dropped my daughter off at a movie with her friend alone for the first time | I was a little on edge when I dropped my daughter off at a movie with her friend alone for the first time | What were you on edge about? |
I was a little on edge when I dropped my daughter off at a movie with her friend alone for the first time I was a little on edge when I dropped my daughter off at a movie with her friend alone for the first time | What were you on edge about? | SHe had never gone to a movie without a parent |
I was a little on edge when I dropped my daughter off at a movie with her friend alone for the first time I was a little on edge when I dropped my daughter off at a movie with her friend alone for the first time What were you on edge about? | SHe had never gone to a movie without a parent | What movie did she see? |
I've been a bit down lately and I don't know why. | I've been feeling down a lot lately. | Sorry to hear that. What's wrong? |
I've been a bit down lately and I don't know why. I've been feeling down a lot lately. | Sorry to hear that. What's wrong? | Finances mostly stressing me out. |
I've been a bit down lately and I don't know why. I've been feeling down a lot lately. Sorry to hear that. What's wrong? | Finances mostly stressing me out. | I know that feeling, it will get better. Just gotta stay positive |
I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me. | I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me. | Ha, that sounds comical. |
I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me. I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me. | Ha, that sounds comical. | Yeah, it was very embarrassing. I swear to god, I thought I was the only one there! |
I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me. I used the bathroom at a grocery store and had to poop really bad. I commenced pooping and starting humming a song and didn't realize there was a person 2 stalls down from me. Ha_comma_ that sounds comical. | Yeah, it was very embarrassing. I swear to god, I thought I was the only one there! | You could just think that maybe you were alone. |
I lied to my mother so I didn't have to take her to the doctor's. | I lied to my mother so I didn't have to take her to the doctor's by saying I had an appointment of my own. I think that was pretty crappy of me. | That was pretty crappy. What did you do instead. |
I lied to my mother so I didn't have to take her to the doctor's. I lied to my mother so I didn't have to take her to the doctor's by saying I had an appointment of my own. I think that was pretty crappy of me. | That was pretty crappy. What did you do instead. | Nothing, I didn't feel like going. |
I lied to my mother so I didn't have to take her to the doctor's. I lied to my mother so I didn't have to take her to the doctor's by saying I had an appointment of my own. I think that was pretty crappy of me. That was pretty crappy. What did you do instead. | Nothing, I didn't feel like going. | that's really crappy. You're racking up the bad karma. |
I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. | I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. | That's got to be frustrating for you. |
I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. | That's got to be frustrating for you. | Incredibly so. |
I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. That's got to be frustrating for you. | Incredibly so. | Have you tried asking for a raise yourself? |
I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. I have a co-worker who's totally incompetent that makes more money than I do. That's got to be frustrating for you. Incredibly so. | Have you tried asking for a raise yourself? | No raises here. You basically get what you're hired on at. |
to be a parent, to have my daughter. | You know being a parent is so hard, but I feel so lucky to have my children especially in stressful times... | I have felt that way sometimes too |
to be a parent, to have my daughter. You know being a parent is so hard_comma_ but I feel so lucky to have my children especially in stressful times... | I have felt that way sometimes too | when you need them the most they are there, i hope they always keep that same attitude as they get older. |
to be a parent, to have my daughter. You know being a parent is so hard_comma_ but I feel so lucky to have my children especially in stressful times... I have felt that way sometimes too | when you need them the most they are there, i hope they always keep that same attitude as they get older. | I am trying to teach that to my children. They are stubborn |
There is a wasp nest in my hallway outside of my apartment. I have to use the back door now. | I just found a wasp nest out side of my apartment. | What are you going to do about it? |
There is a wasp nest in my hallway outside of my apartment. I have to use the back door now. I just found a wasp nest out side of my apartment. | What are you going to do about it? | I told the landlord. They are so slow about things. I have to use the back door. I am afraid of wasps |
There is a wasp nest in my hallway outside of my apartment. I have to use the back door now. I just found a wasp nest out side of my apartment. What are you going to do about it? | I told the landlord. They are so slow about things. I have to use the back door. I am afraid of wasps | Get some hot shots raid spray it shoots like 20 to 30 feet in the air! I sprayed all the way from the ground to the top of my roof. Spray and run. lol! |
There is a wasp nest in my hallway outside of my apartment. I have to use the back door now. I just found a wasp nest out side of my apartment. What are you going to do about it? I told the landlord. They are so slow about things. I have to use the back door. I am afraid of wasps | Get some hot shots raid spray it shoots like 20 to 30 feet in the air! I sprayed all the way from the ground to the top of my roof. Spray and run. lol! | I wish I had the guts to do that. They will try to come in my house for revenge if I did. |
I woke up today and took a warm hot shower. I was so thankful for warm water, let alone being able to shower. | I woke up today and took a warm hot shower. I was so thankful for warm water, let alone being able to shower. | It is great to appreciate the things that we often take for granted |
I woke up today and took a warm hot shower. I was so thankful for warm water, let alone being able to shower. I woke up today and took a warm hot shower. I was so thankful for warm water_comma_ let alone being able to shower. | It is great to appreciate the things that we often take for granted | I know, I try to be a lot more grateful everyday because you never know when you might lose it all. |
I woke up today and took a warm hot shower. I was so thankful for warm water, let alone being able to shower. I woke up today and took a warm hot shower. I was so thankful for warm water_comma_ let alone being able to shower. It is great to appreciate the things that we often take for granted | I know, I try to be a lot more grateful everyday because you never know when you might lose it all. | That is true. It makes some of our trivial problems seem so insignificant |
I was terrified when I heard strange noises outside that seemed really close | I was terrified when I heard strange noises outside that seemed really close | That's never good. What was it? |
I was terrified when I heard strange noises outside that seemed really close I was terrified when I heard strange noises outside that seemed really close | That's never good. What was it? | My neighbor was working on his car loudly |
I was terrified when I heard strange noises outside that seemed really close I was terrified when I heard strange noises outside that seemed really close That's never good. What was it? | My neighbor was working on his car loudly | At least it wasn't a stranger trying to break in! |
I heard a buzzing in my apartment this morning. I swear to god, it was the biggest wasp I had ever seen in my life. I was so frightened! | I heard a buzzing in my apartment this morning. I swear to god, it was the biggest wasp I had ever seen in my life. I was so frightened! | Oh jeez!! Noooo... I hate them. They are evil and so mean. They literally come right at you for no reason. |
I heard a buzzing in my apartment this morning. I swear to god, it was the biggest wasp I had ever seen in my life. I was so frightened! I heard a buzzing in my apartment this morning. I swear to god_comma_ it was the biggest wasp I had ever seen in my life. I was so frightened! | Oh jeez!! Noooo... I hate them. They are evil and so mean. They literally come right at you for no reason. | Yes, I hate wasps. I can handle bees but wasps? Nope. |
I heard a buzzing in my apartment this morning. I swear to god, it was the biggest wasp I had ever seen in my life. I was so frightened! I heard a buzzing in my apartment this morning. I swear to god_comma_ it was the biggest wasp I had ever seen in my life. I was so frightened! Oh jeez!! Noooo... I hate them. They are evil and so mean. They literally come right at you for no reason. | Yes, I hate wasps. I can handle bees but wasps? Nope. | I cant handle any type of insect. I had a giant black one fly into my apartment today when I opened the door so I feel you. |
to go to disney land | I am going to disney land in a month! I think I might be more happy than my daughter... | Haha, is she going with you? |
to go to disney land I am going to disney land in a month! I think I might be more happy than my daughter... | Haha, is she going with you? | I considered leaving her home so I could really enjoy the full experience myself, but I guess since shes only 2 I have to bring her with me. |
to go to disney land I am going to disney land in a month! I think I might be more happy than my daughter... Haha_comma_ is she going with you? | I considered leaving her home so I could really enjoy the full experience myself, but I guess since shes only 2 I have to bring her with me. | Definitely take her with you! She will love it as much as you |
I was not happy when I didn't win the award. | I was not happy when I didn't win the award. | What was the award? |
I was not happy when I didn't win the award. I was not happy when I didn't win the award. | What was the award? | It was for math student of the year. |
I was not happy when I didn't win the award. I was not happy when I didn't win the award. What was the award? | It was for math student of the year. | Dang, that sucks. Did you get 2nd place? |
I am so thankful for the sun. It gives us sunlight for food, warmth, and so much more | I am so thankful for the sun. It gives us sunlight for food, warmth, and so much more | I like to tan in the sun. |
I am so thankful for the sun. It gives us sunlight for food, warmth, and so much more I am so thankful for the sun. It gives us sunlight for food_comma_ warmth_comma_ and so much more | I like to tan in the sun. | You gotta be careful, you might skin cancer if you do it too much. |
I am so thankful for the sun. It gives us sunlight for food, warmth, and so much more I am so thankful for the sun. It gives us sunlight for food_comma_ warmth_comma_ and so much more I like to tan in the sun. | You gotta be careful, you might skin cancer if you do it too much. | Yes, I always use sun screen. |
when i came home to a clean house, and dinner made after a bad day | I literally had the worst day every yesterday at work, but when I came home my entire night was made perfect! Guess what I had waiting for me? | No idea, what was it? |
when i came home to a clean house, and dinner made after a bad day I literally had the worst day every yesterday at work_comma_ but when I came home my entire night was made perfect! Guess what I had waiting for me? | No idea, what was it? | A spotless clean home, and HOT dinner on the table. Its priceless to get hot food when you are a mom. lol |
when i came home to a clean house, and dinner made after a bad day I literally had the worst day every yesterday at work_comma_ but when I came home my entire night was made perfect! Guess what I had waiting for me? No idea_comma_ what was it? | A spotless clean home, and HOT dinner on the table. Its priceless to get hot food when you are a mom. lol | I love having a clean home and warm food! No better feeling. Did your husband do this for u? |
I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy! | I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy! | Never heard of it but you better believe i will be googling. |
I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy! I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy! | Never heard of it but you better believe i will be googling. | It's gonna be so good. Evil spiderman!!! |
I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy! I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy! Never heard of it but you better believe i will be googling. | It's gonna be so good. Evil spiderman!!! | deff jumping on the internet now to read into it i do like spiderman! |
I was mortified when my pants ripped while getting out of my car | I was mortified when my pants ripped while getting out of my car | Oh no, what did you do ? |
I was mortified when my pants ripped while getting out of my car I was mortified when my pants ripped while getting out of my car | Oh no, what did you do ? | I luckily had a sweatshirt I could put around my waist but I had to be really careful! |
I was mortified when my pants ripped while getting out of my car I was mortified when my pants ripped while getting out of my car Oh no_comma_ what did you do ? | I luckily had a sweatshirt I could put around my waist but I had to be really careful! | how long did you have to stay that way. |
Sometimes I think a lot about my childhood. | I've been thinking back to my childhood lately. | What prompted that? |
Sometimes I think a lot about my childhood. I've been thinking back to my childhood lately. | What prompted that? | I'm like that much of the time. |
Sometimes I think a lot about my childhood. I've been thinking back to my childhood lately. What prompted that? | I'm like that much of the time. | I can understand that. Reflecting on different times |
I haven't had a date in a long time, but I know I will still get married one day. | I have been single for quite some time now, but I know its not over for me | Me too. We just need to keep at it and not give up. |
I haven't had a date in a long time, but I know I will still get married one day. I have been single for quite some time now_comma_ but I know its not over for me | Me too. We just need to keep at it and not give up. | Yep. I am determined to get married before I die lol |
I haven't had a date in a long time, but I know I will still get married one day. I have been single for quite some time now_comma_ but I know its not over for me Me too. We just need to keep at it and not give up. | Yep. I am determined to get married before I die lol | I'm not even looking for anything serious like marriage, just a friend that I can relate to romantically. |
I haven't had a date in a long time, but I know I will still get married one day. I have been single for quite some time now_comma_ but I know its not over for me Me too. We just need to keep at it and not give up. Yep. I am determined to get married before I die lol | I'm not even looking for anything serious like marriage, just a friend that I can relate to romantically. | What's wrong with marriage? I'm not trying to jump obviously but I think it would be nice. |
I watched the first Spiderman with Tobey Mcguire yesterday. Such a flashback to the past. | I watched the first Spiderman with Tobey Mcguire yesterday. Such a flashback to the past. | I used to have the DVD but I sold all of the to upgrade to Bluray. I havent seen that in forever |
I watched the first Spiderman with Tobey Mcguire yesterday. Such a flashback to the past. I watched the first Spiderman with Tobey Mcguire yesterday. Such a flashback to the past. | I used to have the DVD but I sold all of the to upgrade to Bluray. I havent seen that in forever | Me too, last time I saw it I was a little kid. It was very nostalgic |
I watched the first Spiderman with Tobey Mcguire yesterday. Such a flashback to the past. I watched the first Spiderman with Tobey Mcguire yesterday. Such a flashback to the past. I used to have the DVD but I sold all of the to upgrade to Bluray. I havent seen that in forever | Me too, last time I saw it I was a little kid. It was very nostalgic | The ;ast spiderman movie was really good. Did you see it? |
I was really excited when Friday came | I was really excited when Friday came | What's going on on Friday? |
I was really excited when Friday came I was really excited when Friday came | What's going on on Friday? | I was headed to vacation at the end of the workday |
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