WARNING: This post is not politically correct, but it is 100% FACTUAL. If you are a radical feminist or a man-fem and you read this and you black out and start spewing hysterical lies, I HATE FEDORA rants and other nonsense, remember, it’s all your fault. You were warned.

Oh and Nice Guys / MRA’s… take note that the radfems won’t actually try to refute anything I say. Asking radfems and desperately single women to take responsibility for their own failures turns them into just the kind of assholes they say “Nice Guys” are. Just watch. It’s gonna be hilarious. Assuming they have the courage to crawl out from under their rocks and reply, LOL!

First of all, how does a woman get to be hopelessly single? I’m not even going to try and be politically correct here, if you’re a woman you just have to go catch some rays and a guy will approach you. Men will approach you because you’ve made it their duty to make the first move. Yet at the same time women are always complaining about how men are too pushy and won’t leave them alone. How can there, then, be women who want dates, but can’t find any?

One possibility is that no guy approaches you. Ladies, if no man approaches you, and you’re not happy, then there’s a problem with you. Just about any woman gets approached. Which (when he doesn’t persist when told not to) is a good thing, because guys are generally more forgiving of personal faults than women are. Guys don’t bust women’s chops for being too tall, too rich or poor, or what the fuck ever. And so-called “fat women”? I’ve got one word for you to refute the “woe is me”‘ism among larger-sized women: BBW. Google it for proof that men don’t have a problem with that, either. As I said, men are more flexible in their choices. This means that if you simply can’t get a guy to approach you, then you must be pretty fucking pathetic.Yeah, I said it. PATHETIC. Someone has to tell you the truth. Trust me, it’s not your looks. You must seriously have a personality flaw. Or you are a shut-in. In either case, it’s not the fault of the evil Shallow Hal that you can’t find a date, much less a boyfriend or husband.

The other possibility is that the men who approach you, fail to fit your standards of what a romantic entity should be. If one boyfriend turns out to be a loser, then that’s on him. But if all the men who approach you, or all of your boyfriends, turn out to be losers, then it’s your problem and it ’s up to you to deal with it. The common problem there is not all of them - it’s you. Stop whining and do something about it. Re-think your life. Change your standards, make some compromises, put down the romance books and get with reality. The world is not 50 Shades of Gray. Get over it. Go approach a guy for once. Re-examine the pattern of what men you hang out with or get twitterpated with. If no one turns you on, go look elsewhere. Check the personals. Do something. Stop your whining. And stop blaming men for your problems.

Do you keep meeting abusive, unfaithful, slobby or otherwise low-life men? Then, again, it’s up to you to do something about it. If your conclusion to this is that all men are like this, please, then consider marrying a woman. Oh snap! That’s not always the solution, either. Damn, okay lemme think now. You’d have to think about dating one of those nice guys. But you’ve already declared nice guys to be vicious hateful creeps. So yeah, you’re doomed. For life.Your eggs will dry up and the mistake that is you won’t propagate and all will be good as a result. So sorry! Adopt some cats and hunker down, baby.

Do I sound mean? Of course I do. I sound exactly 1/10th as mean as you would sound if you were talking to some single dude who was complaining about not being able to find a date. And everything I said was factual and accurate. Doesn’t feel good being on the business end of that, does it? But if you can think rationally, you will find that this tough love will get you past your life of serial romantic failures.