Since we are now in the offseason and less is happening I can start to use jokes I didn’t have time for earlier. Chip Kelly to the Eagles is old news, but I live in Ducks territory, and people are still mad about it. I am too, I was really looking forward to seeing Chip run an NFL team then he picks the freaking Eagles. Gah. Now I have to wish pain and suffering upon him so that he gets fired and goes to the Browns or someone else I can support.

Anyway I like to think this is how he made his choice. But we all really know he ditched because of the NCAA sanctions.