Just when you thought the hatred between Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan couldn’t get any worse, Piers has now gone and challenged his archenemy to a charity boxing match!



Let’s make this interesting @JeremyClarkson – £100k to charity for a 5-round bout at Wembley Stadium. Televised live. Loser pays. — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 20, 2014

He talks a good game, let’s see if @JeremyClarkson has the balls to walk it too. £100k charity fight – yes or no, Fatboy? — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 20, 2014

Yes, I’m aware that my @JeremyClarkson duel could prove fatal. But hey, if he dies, he dies. — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 20, 2014

Did “if he dies, he dies” come from the same Piers Morgan who’s always denouncing violent rhetoric?

Morgan later agreed to higher stakes:

Unlike Morgan’s soon to be former show on CNN, there could actually be an audience for this fight, and the consensus seems to be a Morgan loss:

There is no doubt in my mind Jeremy Clarkson would beat the living shit out of Piers Morgan — BROD™ (@BrodyStopher16) March 20, 2014

@JeremyClarkson forget boxing… Have a cage fight and just end his career!!! Oh wait…. — ✮ ✮ ✮ (@TheHK8) March 20, 2014

Soon after, Jeremy responded to Morgan’s challenge:

I’m not going to box Piers Morgan. I’m too busy. But I know plenty of people in the British Army who’ll gladly take my place. — Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) March 20, 2014

Now seriously. Leave me alone. I’ve got a job to do. — Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) March 20, 2014

Bad luck Piers!