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One of the great things about performing in Las Vegas is that there is such an overabundance of exposed nipples that people will hardly think anything is out of the ordinary when one manages to slip out. They are so desensitized to it all that only seeing a partial nipple won’t get a rise out of their trouser snakes. That is just one great thing about performing in Vegas. The other things have to do with being able to satisfy every vice known to man by simply slipping a doorman a twenty.

I think the key to recovering from a fashion faux pas is to act like nothing even happened. The audience is so far away that I doubt they’d be able to notice it on their own. The only reason why I can see it is because of the telescopic lens on this dude’s camera. And I am so blind that even with it I could still mistake her nip for a trick of the lighting. I mean, I would still willingly interpret any actual trick of lighting for a make believe nipple, but that isn’t really the point, is it?

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin