Funny sex stories, How I was fucked so hard my pussy farted!

Funny sex stories, How I was fucked so hard my pussy farted. I know some of you just love to hear about my kinky sex stories. so I thought that you might like to hear one of the funniest things to have ever happened to me. So I was seeing this guy and he has one of the biggest cocks I have ever been with. Not only in length but in width too. One day he came over and I couldn’t wait to get him in bed with me!

My pussy was dripping wet when he got there I mean even his massive cock slid right inside of my tight cunt. After we had been fucking each other for a while we decided to change positions. He bent me over on all fours pushing my face forcefully into the bed. I loved feeling his rough hands on every part of my body. My pussy that was soaking wet started to dry some. After he had fucked me for about 3 hrs so he shoved his cock into me even harder.

His massive cock sliding in and out of me felt so good I couldn’t help but cum all over his thick dick. As my cunt sprayed his cock with cum he began to slam his cock into me, it hurt so good and just then… He shoved his cock deep in me and I could feel his load filling me hot and wet. As he was pulling his cock out of my pussy, my pink cunt queefed so loud it sounded like a mack truck honking its horn. Just when I thought it was over another queef rose to the top.

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The pressure began to release and as that final bit of pussy fart found its way out. My twat shot his cum splattering all over him. It was like my pussy sharded all over him!! I was so embarrassed that I couldn’t stop laughing uncontrollably.

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