If all of these artery-clogging treasures still aren't enough, then there's only one place for you: Fat Sal's, at 1300 N. Highland Ave. Its heroes are essentially an entire meal in one sandwich and will fill you up for days. Try the classic Fat Sal (roast beef, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, fries, brown gravy, and mayo on a garlic hero).

Or, if you're bound and determined to go ALL OUT, there's always the "food challenge" for $49.99. You'll have 40 minutes to eat a Big Fat Fatty: a 27-inch garlic hero loaded with cheesesteak, cheeseburgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeño poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara sauce and the house signature "fat sauce." Not, needless to say, for the faint of heart.