Let's kick things off with a song, shall we? In the jungle, the migh-ty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiight...

I hate that song. Sure, it sounds lovely, but what an irresponsible message! How many dumb tourists’ lives have been lost because they've listened to that song and thought it would be safe to explore the jungle?

“Don't worry everyone!” one tourist probably said, in what would turn out to be his last words. “That lion running towards us may look scary, hungry and full of teeth, but he's actually fast asleep. Remember, the song told us so! And songs never lie to-ARGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

Anyway, for more responsible lion-based art, you should stick with today's wonderful build – ShiShi Stone Lion Organic by MrSato!