In addition to disrupting dozens of other industries, closing the U.S.–Mexico border could deprive the U.S. of avocados within three weeks, fruit distributors have suggested. What do you think?

“Hopefully, th is just means more jobs for patriotic American fruits.” Rihanna Acosta • Mouthwash Advocate


“Then I’ll just buy the premade guac. Big deal.” Isaac Beattie • Sandwich Artist