My rematcher was kind enough to send me a whole bunch of jelly beans! I selflessly* put them out in our department lounge so that my colleagues might also enjoy the awesomeness that is 49 flavors of jelly beans. It made me very popular. Take that David Carnegie! I don't need your book to know how to win friends and influence people. I already have the secret, and it is jelly beans.

*well, first I picked through the top of the jar and snacked on my favorite beans.... but then again, who wouldn't?