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Video I made for the fun of it. It's humorous, relax people.

00:00 - 00:03 We're here about the Ryzen situation.

00:04 - 00:05 Now see.

00:05 - 00:07 They've got us cornered,

00:08 - 00:12 they've got great prices

00:12 - 00:15 for similar multitasking results.

00:17 - 00:19 The fanboys will stick.

00:19 - 00:21 We'll just milk them more.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir...

00:27 - 00:28 Emm...

00:31 - 00:33 Linus just posted a video.

00:34 - 00:36 He basically destroyed us.

00:53 - 00:54 Everyone in charge

00:54 - 00:58 of marketing and public relations, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 The little bastard!!!

01:15 - 01:17 The ungrateful prick!!!

01:18 - 01:23 For years, we've been gifting him with merchandise.

01:25 - 01:28 In the hopes that he'd cover us.

01:29 - 01:31 And he dares

01:31 - 01:34 tell PCMR the truth?!?

01:34 - 01:37 We can't allow this!

01:37 - 01:40 We need to release i9s immediately!

01:40 - 01:42 But we're months late in production!

01:42 - 01:46 What the hell??? How many weeks???

01:46 - 01:48 At least 8 weeks sir.

01:48 - 01:52 You've got to be freaking kidding me!

01:53 - 01:54 It's all I asked!

01:56 - 01:57 That' we stayed on top.

01:57 - 02:00 Now' they've got monstruous chips

02:00 - 02:03 that beats ours for half the price!!!

02:04 - 02:08 How are we supposed to keep our sales up?

02:08 - 02:13 Now we're stuck releasing gimped xeons,

02:14 - 02:16 and pretend it was planned.

02:17 - 02:21 And pretend like it was all

02:27 - 02:29 But everyone knows that in fact,

02:30 - 02:34 we got caught with our pants down...

02:34 - 02:36 We were blind to the menace.

02:41 - 02:42 AMD's Ryzen...

02:43 - 02:47 And let's not even talk about that goddamn thing called Threadripper!!!

02:48 - 02:53 64 pcie lanes on all models...

02:54 - 02:56 While we're hiding behind "up-to"s...

02:56 - 02:59 PCMR will rise against us!!!

03:00 - 03:02 We're going to lose the content creator market!!!

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, we've got the pentium that sells well.

03:14 - 03:16 And how are we going to justify i5s?...

03:19 - 03:23 They're getting butchered in any multitask job by cheaper R5s...

03:25 - 03:26 Just how?

03:31 - 03:33 The i3s.. What a joke.

03:40 - 03:46 And now we've got Epyc crawling over our server market shares...

03:46 - 03:49 And it's in no way looking good.