HOBO: I'd like one movie ticket, please!

EMPLOYEE: Oh, I'm afraid this film has an I.Q. restriction of 110. Have you been tested?



EMPLOYEE: Too many of our patrons complained about stupid people ruining the movie viewing experience. So we've begun testing you before we allow you to see certain films. Like this young man.



EMPLOYEE: I'm afraid you only scored an 89. You can see movies involving flatulent animals, supermodel women who obsess over how fat they are, and things starring Kevin James.

RICK: There are other films?



