Dear Santa,

I’m writing on behalf of Liam and Zoe to thank you for their gifts. They’d thank you themselves but they’re sleeping off the frolic fest that was test-driving their new toys. And possibly the catnip buzz.

Both investigated the gift box as I opened it, and since they’re cats you could have just sent an empty box and they’d be thrilled with it. But there was so much more! The very cool scratchy-batty cat tree has been thoroughly sniffed and its fuzzy balls batted about with abandon. The catnip banana and raccoon have been whapped and sniffsniffed and I expect they’ll be reduced to shreds within weeks. I’ve set aside the birds on a stick for now and will bring them out when the banana and raccoon have been decimated. Both cats will enjoy the whisker-friendly dishes. Well, they’ll enjoy the food in the dishes but hey, they’re cats and they have no manners. I’m happy they’ll have stress-free dinner times.

Thanks so much for everything, Santa! I appreciate all that you did to make my adult kittens happy!