This is the most amazing Modern Family social media story since that Modern Family writer completely demolished Donald Trump on Twitter. Ryan Case, an editor and sometimes director on Modern Family (above with Ed O’Neil and Manny the Worst), ended up on a plane last night with an obliterated airline passenger. Over the course of three hours and 15 minutes, Case live-tweeted the complete meltdown of what she called “the worst person in the world.”

I wanted to do an abridged version, but the entire thing is GOLD. From the drunken passenger’s racist outbursts, to her being silenced by passengers around her and telling them to shut the f**k up, to her cackling at and then FORCING MYSTERIES OF LAURA ON HER SEATMATE. It ends as it should: With “Nadia” being taken away in handcuffs.

It is an amazing saga, and every word of the live-tweet is hilarious. Thank you, drunken Nadia, for this gift.

Sitting behind the worst person in the world. — Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014

She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made. — Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014

She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever “SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS” & hasn’t stopped talking since. — Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014

I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered. — Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014

She keeps saying “I know David Guetta” in a prideful way. — Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014