This is a list of The Zingbot's zings, word for word, towards the houseguests.

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Zingbot was malfunctioning and thus started giving out "props" instead of zings. The first half of the real zings were done by Kathy Griffin, while Zingbot delivered the remaining half once he was cured. Donny Thompson - "Donny, I love your beard. But I wish it didn't cover your...handsome face! PROPS!" Caleb Reynolds - "Caleb, you and Amber have something in common. You think she's drop dead gorgeous...and she wants you to drop dead. ZING!" Christine Brecht - "Christine, there's a belief that glasses make people look smarter...thanks for disproving that. ZING!" Victoria Rafaeli - "Victoria, I would zing you, but I'm only supposed to zing people that are actually playing the game." Zach Rance - "What do you call someone who's not afraid to cry, wears pink and cuddles with men? You call them Zach. Zing motherf*cker, zing." Frankie Grande - "Frankie, that's a nice tan. But I'm surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in...your sister's shadow! GRANDE ZING!" Derrick Levasseur - "This is a house of good-looking dudes. There's not one unattractive man in here...oh wait, I didn't see you there...Derrick! ZING!" Donny Thompson - "Donny, your look is very Duck Dynasty , too bad your social game is more like, Suck Dynasty ! ZING!" Cody Calafiore - "Cody, you're such a nice guy. You haven't made any enemies this summer...except for maybe...Christine's husband! ZINGGGG! ZING ZING ZING!"



James Huling - "James, guess what. I've heard Meg is going to take you someplace very, very special after the show...the Friend Zone! OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE ZING!"

Julia Nolan - "Liz, I'm confused. Suddenly, you're less attractive, less intelligent, and less charming...oh wait, that's just...Julia. ZING!"

Steve Moses - "Steve, what's less cool than a trombonists who cries for his mommy? NOTHING! ZING!"

Austin Matelson - "Will someone please take out the trash? It stinks in here...oh wait, that's just...Austin! TUNA BEARD ZING!"

Meg Maley - "Meg, your New York attitude is very Sex and the City . Too bad your game play is more Sucks and the City ! ZING!"

. Too bad your game play is more ! ZING!" John McGuire - "John, 5/5 dentists agree. The only thing less attractive than your laugh is your...back hair! ZING!"

Vanessa Rousso - "Vanessa, you have been playing a masterful game. Assuming that game is...the crying game! ZING!"

Liz Nolan - "Liz, you've become such an important part of Austin's life. Are you more excited to meet, his mom, his dad, or his...girlfriend? ZING! MIC DROP ZING!"

Corey Brooks - "Corey, what do you call the man of who sweeps Nicole off her feet, sends her heart a flutter, and makes her hear wedding bells?...Hayden! ZING! ZING! WEDDING BELL ZING!"

Victor Arroyo - "Victor, I was trying to think of the perfect word to describe you. And I realized, it is best said in Spanish. 'Tu el douchebag!' EL ZINGO!"

James Huling - "James, you love to scare people in the house. However, this summer, the people you've scared the most are...Natalie's parents! ZING! SON IN LAW THEY NEVER WANTED ZING!"

Paulie Calafiore - "Paulie, anyone who says that you're a less attractive, less charming, and all-around lesser version of Cody is...correct! ZING! POOR MAN'S CODY ZING!"

Michelle Meyer - "Houseguests, big news! I have a BB Baby Announcement! It sleeps all day, cries all night, and can't stop throwing up! Please welcome...Big Meech!"

Natalie Negrotti - "Natalie, we all know you're not the brightest bulb, but luckily, what you lack in smarts, you make up for in...armpit hair! SASQUATCH ZING!"

Nicole Franzel - "Nicole, watching you on BB16 was a little tough. You threw your game away for a Showmance, you were terrible in comps, and ultimately had no chance of winning it all...oh wait, that's...this season! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH ZING!"

Paul Abrahamian - "Paul, you have a lot of catchphrases. 'Pissed, Friendship, Your Boy'. Well, I've got a catchphrase everyone will get behind. 'Shut the f*ck up!' ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"

Mark Jansen - "Mark, I think you might be bisexual, because every time you tried to get sexual with Elena, she said...'Byeeee!' ZING! ZIIING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"

Jason Dent - "Alex, I see you've been forced to carry around a ton of dead weight. Or as I like to call it...Jason! ZING! ZING!"

Raven Walton - "Oh poor Raven. You got the Clownitard. This is the worst punishment ever...oh wait, that's just your face! ZING! ZING!"

Josh Martinez - "Josh, my heart goes out to you. You've shed so many tears this summer. Too bad you can't shed any...weight! MEAN GIRL ZING!"

Paul Abrahamian - "Paul, last season you taught me so much, like how to have friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose...half a million dollars! ZING! ZING ZING ZING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"

Matthew Clines - "Matt, congrats on making it so far in the game. Especially since the only thing you've done is...Raven! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"

Kevin Schlehuber - "Kevin, I hear you like to use saran wrap to preserve your youth. Newsflash...TOO FREAKING LATE! ZIIING!"

Alex Ow - "Alex, what do you call someone with bleached blonde hair, likes to wear cat ears, and handles lots of wieners? A h**ker! ZING! ZIIING! ZING!"

Christmas Abbott - "Christmas, you have such a good heart. I can guarantee you will find no coal in your stocking this holiday season. However, you will find... *to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas* Ten shattered bones, nine weeks in a cast, eight surgeries, seven more x-rays, six years of rehab, five titanium screws! Four hospitals, three pain pills, two crutches, and a guilty rodeo clown! ZIIIIIIIIIING! ZING ZING ZING! ZIIING!"

Angela Rummans - "People say robots are heartless, emotionless and soulless. Did I say robots? I meant...Angela! ZING! ZING ZING!"

Scottie Salton - "Haleigh, I have a question for you. What do you call someone who's blonde, blue-eyed, and has a crush on Brett? Scottie! ZUH-HAHOO ZING! WHO GOT A ZING?!"

Kaycee Clark - "Kaycee, you have all the Big Brother viewers shouting 'Let's Go...to another channel!' ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"

Brett Robinson - "Brett, you always seem so fresh and clean. Which makes sense because you're a giant...douche! ZING! A-ZING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DING!"

Tyler Crispen - *drive-thru voiceover* "'Welcome to Big Brother Burger, can I take your order?' Yes, I'd like something extra greasy, burnt to a crisp, with a side of zits. 'Sounds like you want the...' Tyler! ZING!"

Faysal Shafaat - "Fessy, I was surprised to learn you're a part-time teacher, considering you're a full time...moron! ZING! EVERY CHILD LEFT BEHIND ZING!"

JC Mounduix - "JC, the only thing thicker than your accent is your...back hair! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"

Haleigh Broucher - "Haleigh, you were so good reading Hamlet , but, the real Shakespearan tragedy was your...HOH reign! ZING! TO ZING OR NOT TO ZING! TO ZING!"

, but, the real Shakespearan tragedy was your...HOH reign! ZING! TO ZING OR NOT TO ZING! TO ZING!" Sam Bledsoe - "Sam, you love to tell everyone how real you are. You are real...real f*cking crazy! ZING! DON'T STOMP A MUDHOLE IN ME ZING!"

Tommy Bracco - "Tommy, with all your constant singing and dancing this summer, you remind me of my favorite musical... Little Shop of Attention Whores ! ZING! ZING! ZIPPITY-ZING!"

! ZING! ZING! ZIPPITY-ZING!" Holly Allen - "Nicole, you say you're afraid of birds, but you've been living with an old buzzard all season. Named...Holly! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"

Christie Murphy - "Christie, wow, you sure got loud on Taco Tuesday. I don't mean your fighting, I mean your...chewing! ZING! MANI-FEAST ZING! ZING!"

Nick Maccarone - "I almost forgot, I have something for one of you. Wait here. Nick! *hands Nick a gift box* I brought you a present! *Nick reveals a bowl* Time for a new...haircut! ZING! HAIL CAESAR ZING!"

Nicole Anthony - "Nicole, it must be tough for you in the Big Brother House, with no friends, no boyfriend, and no contact with the outside world. Actually, you must feel...right at home! ZING! ZING ZING ZING! ZING-ZUH-ZING-ZING-ZING! ZING!"

Cliff Hogg III - "There is one houseguest this summer who is very voluptuous, and if you don't mind me saying, quite busty. Pleased to finally meet you...Cliff! ZOO-WEE-ZING! WATCH THE SIDE-BOOB ZING!

Jessica Milagros - "Jessica, with the game you're playing this summer, fans are already planning a convention in your honor. They're calling it...Snoozefest! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"

Jackson Michie - "Hello, we haven't met yet. My name is Zingbot. What should I call you? Jackson? Michie? Or...Pompous Douchebag? ZING! ZING ZING! CHESS NOT CHECKERS ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"

David Alexander - "I can't believe I'm here on Big Brother: All-Stars . And frankly, I really can't believe you're here either...David! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZING!"

. And frankly, I really can't believe you're here either...David! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZING!" Enzo Palumbo - "Enzo, what's more pathetic than a man in his forties still calling himself 'The Meow-Meow'? Nothing! ZING!"

Memphis Garrett - "Memphis, most people think of you as Dan's number one. But to me, you're more of a giant...number two! P.U. ZING! ZING!"

Cody Calafiore - "Cody, you are a perfect ten! But enough about your...IQ! ZING!"

Dani Briones - "Dani, from your first season on Big Brother , you looked like an old pro. Now you just look...old! ZING! ZING!"

, you looked like an old pro. Now you just look...old! ZING! ZING!" Christmas Abbott - "Christmas, what's the difference between you and the holiday season? One is cold, stress-inducing and annoying. And one is...the holiday season! ZING! JINGLE ZING!"

Kevin Campbell - "Kevin, I came up with a nickname that captures you perfectly, and has a great ring to it. Booooring! ZING! ZING! ZING!"

Tyler Crispen - "Tyler, what do you call someone who says 'the real winner gets the girl, not the $500,000?' A liar! ZING!"

Da'Vonne Rogers - "Da'Vonne, you've done three seasons of Big Brother and two seasons of The Challenge . So I'm dying to know, which reality show do you plan to...lose next? ZING!"

and two seasons of . So I'm dying to know, which reality show do you plan to...lose next? ZING!" Nicole Franzel - "Nicole, I wrote a song for you! *to the tune of Here Comes the Bride* Here comes the bride, she loves to whine and cry! Every time I hear her voice, I want to f*cking die! MAZEL TOV ZING! ZING! ZING!"

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