Cades awoke, ready to do whatever the fuck it is he normally does on an average day. But today, he was no longer in his room, or even his bed. He awoke lying upon a pile of hay. Outside. In the cold. It was kind of shitty to be honest. He was wearing only argyle socks and a pair of boxers, and it looked like it would start to rain soon. Cades did what any reasonable person would do, and looked for a place to get out of the weather. He explored his immediate surroundings, and found a narrow dirt road. He followed it, until he came across a red barn. He immediately recognized it as Applejack's barn, from his FAVORITE SHOW EVER: MY SMALL MARSHMALLOW HORSE! He knew that marshmallow horses had human like intelligence, and had often engaged in thought experiments involving developing romantic relationships with them. He was, for all intents and purposes, a horse fucker. Cades was excited about being able to finally put his theory to the test. He approached the barn, and the house that was nearby. He knocked on the door, patiently waiting for an answer. What answered the door was fucking terrifying. What Cades saw before him looked something like: http://i.imgur.com/4AMfK7A.jpg