And thus began Starlights kite cartel, all over Equestria ponies were setting up secret meetings, hiding places, and excluded open areas away from the prying eyes of the law, just to talk about, buy, trade, and use kites. Starlight quit being Twilights student when she decided to go full pimp and hid from the pony police, as kites she found were far more profitable then friendship ever could be.



But when a filly overdosed on the intense fun that kites brought, the top took notice, the very best that worked for the princess sisters, took charge, in no time Starlight was found snuggling a dozen kites in an abandoned cellar at the edge of Sweet Apple Acres, she freaks out and shot her magic at them, but they fired back, the firefight was intense. But quick. Starlight was stunned, spent 5 weeks in prisons, but only for shooting the cops, turns out kites aren't illegal, and she was let out when she apologized and said she learned her lesson about shooting cops, she went back to being Twilights student the next week.







... I need sleep, so much... Where did that story even come from?