Many of you reading this know me as that guy who's always spamming his recycled book ads on Twitter. Others of you may know me (or will hopefully soon come to know me) as the writer of hilarious fantasy novels and short stories. I'm both of those things, and until I can convince more of you to buy my books, I'm also a guy who teaches English in South Korea.

It's been suggested a few times that I write a blog post about what it's like to live in Korea, but I've always shied away from the idea, because my life here isn't particularly interesting. I've got a wife, two kids, a dog, an apartment, and a job. That barely leaves me with enough time to write, much less have fantastic Korean-style adventures. My life here isn't really any different than I expect it would be wherever I was in the world.

I guess I eat significantly more Korean food than I would elsewhere, but if that's what you want to read about, there are far better places than here.

No. This blog is still young and finding its way, but so far it's mostly been about dubious self-publishing advice and telling shitheads to eat dicks.

After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't think of much in the way of self-publishing that was specific to living in Korea. But are there any specific groups of people in Korea who deserve to be told to eat a dick?