Despite being called Sleeping Dogs, the vest-wearing sandbox open-world of Sleeping Dogs is relatively bereft of dogs, sleeping or otherwise. But that observation has nothing to do with what we're doing here. What we're doing here is presenting you with a hypothetical question scenario type thing. Which is: What do actual real-life sleeping dogs think about Sleeping Dogs? We wanted to find out. In order to facilitate the process of finding out, we found pictures of some dogs in a state of asleepness and made up a bunch of stuff.

So we are very excited to exclusively reveal what actual real-life sleeping dogs think about Sleeping Dogs...

Sleeping dog #01: Mr Wrinkles

Sleeping dog #02: B-Dog Shatting Tail III

Sleeping dog #03: Puppy

Sleeping dog #04: Gloria

Sleeping dog #05: Kalashnikov

Sleeping dog #06: Baron von Bum Snuffler

Sleeping dog #07 Professor Grumbledore

Sleeping dog #08: Waggy Woofington

Sleeping dog #09: Montgomery

And there we have it. Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen. It couldn't have happened without you. If anyone feels compelled to write a comment about dogs or sleeping or sleeping dogs or Sleeping Dogs, please do your business in the designated comments section below. Good boy.