* HER MAJESTY IS A VERY SKILLED CHEF!! JUST LIKE ME, BUT OF COURSE I’M THE BEST.

* AS FOR SANS? WELL, YOU CAN SEE. THE QUEEN MAKES HIM VERY HAPPY AND I’M GLAD. HE SEEMS VERY TIRED LATELY.

* BUT COULD THEY STOP THEIR PUNS??? IT GETS TEN TIMES WORSE WHENEVER THE QUEEN IS NEARBY!!! HER JOKES ARE SOMEHOW EVEN LESS FUNNY.