Gov. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) just wanted to celebrate his state's big MLS victory. But MLS fans just wanted him to go away.

Per the Orlando Weekly, the clean-pated guv was on hand last night in Orlando to congratulate the city for scoring its own Major League Soccer franchise, the Orlando City Lions. If you can tell what he said in the 16 seconds he sheepishly spent onstage, feel free to enlighten us in the comments.

Why would Florida soccer fans hate the conservative first-term governor so much? Theories may abound.