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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story under 400 words about a bee who is climbing Mt Everest.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a beehive far away, in a land called Nepal, there was a bee named Barry. Barry wasn't like all the other bees in his hive. He had aspirations to be more than a worker or drone bee. Barry's dream was to climb Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world. \n\nSo, one day, Barry decided to chase his dream and began his journey to climb the mountain. His bee friends laughed and buzzed in disbelief as Barry packed, but he was determined to reach the top. Soon he was on his way!\n\nAs Barry began his ascent, he realized that he wasn't the only one climbing the mountain. There were hundreds of humans and many ice worms who were also chasing their dreams up the mountain. Along the way to base camp, there was a caterpillar who wanted to fly, a ladybug who wanted to long-distance swim, and a grasshopper who wanted to salsa dance. They were all chasing their dreams and cheering each other on, encouraging and motivating one another to reach their goals. It was so inspiring.\n\nBarry, being a bee of course, was naturally equipped with wings, but they weren't enough to get him up the steep and rocky terrain. So, he used his tiny arms and legs to climb, just like the other climbers.\n\nAs he kept going higher and higher, Barry faced many, many obstacles, from sub-zero temperatures and heavy winds to a blizzard. But he didn't let anything stop him. He kept going, determined to reach the top.\n\nFinally, after many days and days of climbing, Barry made it to the peak. He was exhausted, but his heart was full of pride. \n\nBarry immediately began making his way down the mountain. When he finally made it out of the snow and ice, he stopped to rest on the first flower he found. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his backside. He turned around to see a grumpy old mountain goat, who had mistaken Barry for a flower and tried to eat him. The goat quickly realized his mistake and apologized, but Barry couldn't help but laugh at his luck.\n\nAnd that's the story of Barry, the first bee to ever climb Mount Everest. A story we almost never knew because Barry almost ended up being eaten by a goat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email to my friend Shara. Let her know that I will be running about 15 minutes late for our lunch tomorrow, but assure her I will be there. Make it a casual tone and start the email by asking her about her day. Sign it with Love Janice. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Shara, \nHow are you today? I wanted to let you know that I'll be running late for our lunch tomorrow. I assure you I will be there, but roughly 15 minutes behind schedule. I look forward to seeing you there. \nLove Janice", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the article into an online course syllabus.\n\nCalculus is a branch of mathematics that involves the study of rates of change. Before calculus was invented, all math was static: It could only help calculate objects that were perfectly still. But the universe is constantly moving and changing. No objects—from the stars in space to subatomic particles or cells in the body—are always at rest. Indeed, just about everything in the universe is constantly moving. Calculus helped to determine how particles, stars, and matter actually move and change in real time.\n\nCalculus is used in a multitude of fields that you wouldn't ordinarily think would make use of its concepts. Among them are physics, engineering, economics, statistics, and medicine. Calculus is also used in such disparate areas as space travel, as well as determining how medications interact with the body, and even how to build safer structures. You'll understand why calculus is useful in so many areas if you know a bit about its history as well as what it is designed to do and measure.\nCalculus was developed in the latter half of the 17th century by two mathematicians, Gottfried Leibniz and Isaac Newton. Newton first developed calculus and applied it directly to the understanding of physical systems. Independently, Leibniz developed the notations used in calculus. Put simply, while basic math uses operations such as plus, minus, times, and division (+, -, x, and ÷), calculus uses operations that employ functions and integrals to calculate rates of change.\n\nThose tools allowed Newton, Leibniz, and other mathematicians who followed to calculate things like the exact slope of a curve at any point. The Story of Mathematics explains the importance of Newton's fundamental theorem of the calculus:\n\n\"Unlike the static geometry of the Greeks, calculus allowed mathematicians and engineers to make sense of the motion and dynamic change in the changing world around us, such as the orbits of planets, the motion of fluids, etc.\"\nUsing calculus, scientists, astronomers, physicists, mathematicians, and chemists could now chart the orbit of the planets and stars, as well as the path of electrons and protons at the atomic level.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Course Title: An Introduction to Calculus: Exploring Dynamic Change in the Universe\n\nCourse Description: Calculus, a branch of mathematics, revolutionized the way we understand and analyze dynamic systems in the universe. In this online course, we will dive into the fundamentals of calculus and explore its applications in various fields, such as physics, engineering, economics, statistics, and medicine. From understanding the motion of celestial bodies to predicting the behavior of subatomic particles, calculus plays an important role in unraveling the mysteries of our ever-changing world. Through this course, you will gain a solid foundation in calculus and develop the skills to apply its concepts to real-world scenarios.\n\nCourse Objectives: \n1. Understand the historical context and significance of calculus in the study of dynamic systems.\n2. Explore the fundamental concepts of calculus, including rates of change and the use of functions and integrals.\n3. Analyze real-world problems and apply calculus techniques to model and solve them.\n4. Gain insight into the diverse applications of calculus in fields such as physics, engineering, economics, statistics, and medicine.\n5. Develop critical thinking and problem solving skills through calculus-based exercises and assignments.\n6. Appreciate the role of calculus in advancing scientific knowledge and technological innovation.\n\nCourse Outline\nModule 1: Introduction to Calculus\n• Historical background: The development of calculus by Gottfried Leibniz and Issac Newton\n• Differentiating calculus from traditional static mathematics.\n• The concept of rates of change and its importance in dynamic systems.\n\nModule 2: Basic Concepts of Calculus\n• Functions and their graphical representation\n• Differentiation: Calculating rates of change and finding slopes of curves.\nIntegration: Calculating areas and accumulation of quantities.\n\nModule 3: Application of Calculus\n• Physics: Analyzing motion, forces, and energy.\n• Engineering: Optimizing structures and designing systems.\n• Economics: Modeling economic growth and optimization.\n• Statistics: Analyzing data trends and probability\n• Medicine: Understanding biological processes and drug interactions.\n\nModule 4: Advanced Calculus Topics\n• Higher-order derivatives and their applications\n• Optimization: Finding maximum and minimum values\n• Differential equations: Modeling dynamic systems\n• Multivariable calculus: Analyzing functions of multiple variables\n\nModule 5: Calculus in the Real World\n• Case Studies: Practical applications of calculus in space travel, medicine, and infrastructure development.\n• Future directions: Emerging fields and the evolving role of calculus in scientific advancements.\n\nAssessment Methods:\n1. Quizzes and assignments to test understanding of fundamental concepts and problem-solving skills.\n2. Midterm examination to assess comprehension of key topics.\n3. Final project: Applying calculus principles to a real-world problem or scenario.\n4. Online discussions and participation to encourage engagement and exchange of ideas.\n\nPrerequisites: Basic understanding of algebra and pre-calculus concepts.\n\nRecommended Resources:\n• \"Calculus: Early Transcendentals\" by James Steward\n• \"Introduction to Calculus and Analysis\" by Richard Courant and Fritz John\n• Online tutorials and practice exercises on calculus platforms\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the difference between weather and climate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Weather refers to short-term conditions in the atmosphere in an area, whereas climate is the average weather over a longer period. The difference between these terms is the measure of time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm visiting Philadelphia next month on a business trip. I want to try 4 or 5 of the best cheesesteaks in the city while I'm there. Give me your recommendations and some information about each restaurant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can certainly help with that. Here are five of the best cheesesteak shops in Philadelphia along with some information about each restaurant:\n\n- Steve's Prince of Steaks. This Northeast Philly cheesesteak spot hasn't changed its recipe much in the past forty years. If you want a classic steak sandwich made with rib-eye that's shaved to an eighth of an inch, then drenched in Cheese Whiz, look no further than Steve's Prince of Steaks. \n- Dalessandro’s Steaks and Hoagies. Regarded by some as the very best cheesesteak in Philadelphia, Dalessandro's packs their rolls full of finely chopped rib-eye with the cheese mixed in and chunky pieces of onion for a flavor experience that's well worth the trip. \n- Sonny's Famous Steaks. Located in tourist-friendly Old City, Sonny's offers friendly service, a tremendous product, and manageable lines. If you are in the area and on a schedule, check out Sonny's for a delicious cheesesteak without the wait. \n- Geno's Steaks. This 24-7 cheesesteak shop is a Philadelphia landmark, so expect a line at most times of the day. That being said, Geno's is one of the most famous steak shops in Philly for a reason so be sure to check it out if you have the time to spare. \n- Pat's King of Steaks. Another iconic Philadelphia location, Pat's on Passyunk claims to have literally invented the cheesesteak back in 1930. Located down the street from Geno's Steaks, Pat's is also open 24-7 and usually has a long line of tourists and regulars. If your schedule is flexible or you're a night owl, consider visiting Pat's at an odd hour in order to avoid the line. \n\nI hope that you've found this list helpful and that you have a productive and safe work trip where you get to enjoy several cheesesteaks. Please let me know if I can be of more help. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make a magical recipe that is imaginary but results in the drinker of the recipe to gain $1,000,000. It needs to list the ingredients and how to mix them properly and brew.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1 tsp. ground Money Tree Leaves\n1 cup Milk of Magnesia\n1 tbsp. Witch Hazel\n1 sprig of Rosemary\n1 cup of tears from sadness\n1/3 cup of pen ink\nA piece of paper that says \"$1,000,000\" on it\n\nPour the liquid ingredients into a cauldron. Start with the Milk of Magnesia, Witch Hazel, tears, and pen ink. Stir well. \nYou will now add your dry ingredients to the mixed wet ingredients, which would be the Money Tree leaves and a sprig of rosemary.\nStir well. \nAdd in the piece of paper with your intention written on it. Stir once more. \nLet boil for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes to ensure it doesn't burn. \nLet cool to room temperature.\nOnce done boiling and cooling, pour the mixture into a Mason Jar. Place it in your freezer until frozen solid. \nOnce you're ready to consume the mixture, you'll need to reboil it, pour it into a cup, and add two ice cubes. \nDrink while thinking about your intention. \nWithin 7 days, you'll receive $1,000,000. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a brief blog with a quick introduction section and a listicle of different tricks about reading tarot cards. Keep it professional but friendly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Insights on Tarot Card Reading for Beginners \n\nTarot cards can teach you a lot about yourself and other people, but there’s an art to reading them. Here are our tarot card reading top tips:\n\n1. Start Simple: Begin by pulling one card each day to focus your attention and intuit deeper insights. Notice any emotions or thoughts that arise within you as you look at the card. Over time, pay attention to how your readings evolve and deepen.\n\n2. Use Different Cards: Work with multiple cards at once. Consider how each card interacts with the others to support the narrative of your reading. Do certain cards appear to contradict one another? What could this reveal about the situation at hand?\n\n3. Trust Your Inner Wisdom: Don't rely solely on the meanings found in guidebooks or online resources to interpret your cards. Spend time connecting with your own intuition and trust the insights that come up for you. Remember, you are the best interpreter of your own readings.\n\n4. Find Your Perfect Deck: There are countless tarot decks available with unique themes, art styles, and symbols. You may find that you are drawn to traditional decks, modern interpretations, or even themed decks like animal or fairy tarot.\n\n5. Let the Cards Speak to You: Before diving into a reading, take some time to get to know your tarot deck. Spend a few moments looking at each card and its imagery. Allow your intuition to speak and make note of any thoughts or feelings that come up.\n\n6. Take Baby Steps: Don't feel overwhelmed by the complexity of tarot. Begin with simple spreads, such as a three-card reading, and gradually build up as your confidence grows. Use helpful resources like tarot guidebooks and online forums to enhance your learning experience.\n\n7. Breathe It In: In times of stress or uncertainty, it can help to take slow, deep breaths. It calms your mind and enhances your connection to the cards. Take a moment to ground yourself and trust in the wisdom of the tarot to guide you toward clarity and understanding.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a late-night monologue about something funny in the news, like Biden falling off a bicycle. It should be in the tone of a late-night comic; think Seth Meyers or Jimmy Kimmel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was there a banana peel on the road? Nope, that's just Biden's bike tripping on thin air.\n\nDid you guys catch that on the news today? Now I'm not saying he's too old to ride a bike, but maybe he shouldn't be operating such heavy machinery like that.\n\nNo, but seriously folks, the president took a little spill, and he's totally fine. He got up, brushed himself off, and just like you or me, he pretended it didn't happen. You've got to admire a guy of his age even getting on his bike, much less getting on, falling off, then getting on again.\n\nTruly an impressive display of sporting skill. The only thing more dangerous than Biden on a bicycle is Biden in front of a plate of ribs. Talk about hand-eye coordination; if you want to learn how to get more ribs on you than in you, well, Biden's got a few things to teach you.\n\nStill, is there anything more apropos than our president falling off his bicycle right when America is about to fall off a fiscal cliff? It's times like these that I start believing in fate. It's almost too good, but I can't make these things up. \n\nBut no, it's all fine; Biden's a good guy, a good sport, a real spry fellow. Notice how nobody young ever gets called spry? Well anyway, Biden's a real spry guy, and thank the heavens he wore a helmet.\n\nHe'll be back in tip-top shape shortly so let's wish him the best and a speedy recovery. Skinned knees are no joke when you're handling nuclear football. In the meantime, maybe someone around that place can keep that bike in the garage. Some weapons are just too dangerous.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey computer-box, please give me five blurbs for theoretical Hallmark movies. I’m aiming for peak stereotype feel-good romance flicks here. Each one should be two or three sentences long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-\tA mid-level Broadway actress goes back to her small hometown for her niece’s graduation. There, she unexpectedly falls in love with a guy she used to mock in school. He grew up to be a gorgeous – if folksy – farmer who loves decorating his property for each holiday season.\n-\tA hard-charging lawyer is getting close to making partner when one of her cases forces her to go to a tiny town during its autumn harvest festival. Among her client’s opponents is a baker from this town who is also a single father to a delightful 8-year-old. Our lawyer realizes she must make a choice between completing the trial (which would leave the baker destitute) or running away to this tiny town to be with him instead.\n-\tA Los Angeles fashion designer who’s had a string of bad relationships goes off to a quaint village to meet with one of her fabric-dye producers. There she learns that the town celebrates Christmas for all of December, and in charge of the festivities is a former lumberjack with a heart of gold (and a golden retriever). She realizes she can’t stomach the idea of returning to the rat race.\n-\tA recently single city girl gets sent on a tropical retreat by her friends. There, while searching for wholesome ways to entertain herself, she stumbles upon a local sport-fishing guide who lives on his boat and rarely buttons up his shirt. With a bit of a woman’s touch, she realizes the boat could be fixed up into the perfect home for two.\n-\tA workaholic woman with an overly possessive boyfriend must travel to her tiny Southern hometown during Christmastime to prevent her recently deceased grandmother’s house from being auctioned to the wrong people. She finds that one of the local construction foremen also loved her grandmother and wants to help her keep the house in the family. Unfortunately, her jealous boyfriend finds out she spoke to another man and shows up to confront her angrily, but with some help from the folksy townspeople, she’s able to drive him away for good.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a blog-style post that is a guide for what makes Chicago tavern-style pizza so special. Break down elements of the crust, toppings, and style of slice cut. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In Chicago, tavern-style pizza originated as a way for the city's workers to have a little bite with their post-shift beer. Let's dig into what makes Chicago's tavern-style pie so delicious: \n\n- Crust: The crust of a tavern-style pizza is inarguably its defining characteristic. Thin and crispy, it has a slightly thicker and sturdier base than a traditional thin-crust pizza. This comes from the dough being pre-stretched and rolled out before being topped and baked. The end product is often referred to as a \"cracker-like\" crust due to its crispy texture. It's not uncommon to see a crust that crumbs and flakes like a saltine!\n\n- Shape and Size: Tavern-style pizza is typically baked in a round shape, cut into small square pieces. These are commonly known as \"party-cut\" or \"tavern-cut\" slices.\n\n- Cheese: Unlike traditional thin-crust pizza, tavern-style pizza usually features a layer of cheese extending to the edge of the crust. The cheese is typically a combination of low-moisture mozzarella and cheddar, which melts and caramelizes, creating a slightly crispy and flavorful cheese edge. Combine that with the crispiness of the thin crust underneath, and it's easy to understand why some folks sprint to the corner pieces.\n\n- Toppings: Tavern-style pizza often features traditional toppings such as Italian sausage, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms. However, the toppings are usually applied generously and heartily, creating a more substantial pizza compared to some other thin crust styles. It can make those center square pieces feel much heavier as well!\n\n- Baking Method: It's common to see old-school electric or gas ovens. Remember that tavern-style pizza is traditionally made in—you guessed it—taverns! You're not likely to find imported Italian ovens here! \n\nThere's nothing like a hot slice of tavern-style pizza, ideally with an icy beer on the side. We hope this guide helps you know exactly what to look for when you try it and what makes it so special.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did Emily Dickinson die?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Poet Emily Dickinson died on May 15, 1886, in Amherst, MA. Her death came after two and a half years of poor health. From the time her nephew Gib died in October 1883, Emily suffered from a consequent nervous prostration. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "A villain from a magical girl anime is angry at his minion for failing to catch the magical girls. The minion likes pizza. Script format.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "VILLAIN: My loyal minion.\nMINION: Yes, my lord. You have summoned me?\nVILLAIN: You have disappointed me. I would like to hear what possible excuse - what possible reason in the whole wide world! - you have for your utter - UTTER - failure and incompetence last night!\nMINION: I have no excuse, my lord. Though the magical girls are strong--\nVILLAIN: They are CHILDREN! And you have failed to capture them at my command. Even with the powers I have bestowed upon you. Tell me, what were these magical girls doing last night when you failed to capture them?\nMINION: Th-they were doing homework, my lord.\nVILLAIN: Hmm... studying? Perhaps plotting to overthrow me?\nMINION: Studying geometry, my lord. And- and eating pizza.\nVILLAIN: Hmm?\nMINION: (quietly) I love pizza...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this given text to make it easier than it is so that a layman or even a young audience can easily understand the concepts and lessons in it.\n\nUnderstand what customers and clients want to know about your business: Make a list of all the possible questions your target market asks related to your products or services.\nDevelop answers to each of the questions: Start with the most common or pressing questions and develop responses. Infuse your writing with personal anecdotes, knowledge, and insights.\nDeliver your answers across various platforms: It’s unrealistic to be everywhere all the time, and yet, you need to deliver content regularly in a variety of places.1\nRepurpose content: When possible, save yourself some time. Instead of delivering different content across all platforms, find a way to repurpose it. For example, turn a blog post into a YouTube video.\nBe generous with other leaders’ content: Thought leaders are viewed as the go-to people for information, but they don’t necessarily have to be the source of information. Share the content you find most fulfilling, giving credit where credit is due.\nEncourage engagement: Thought leaders are approachable and responsive. They’re at the top of the industry because they’re listening and responding to the market.\nAbove all, deliver value: Give the market what it’s asking for in a way that provides benefit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Know Your Customers and Clients: Begin by making a list of all the possible questions your target market may ask related to your products or services. Use this list to guide your content strategy and develop responses that infuse your writing with personal anecdotes, knowledge, and insights.\n\n2. Prioritize: Start with the most common or pressing questions and develop responses that provide tangible value. Address customer pain points with empathy and clarity, positioning yourself as a trusted resource in your field.\n\n3. Be Everywhere: While it's unrealistic to be everywhere all the time, you need to deliver content regularly in a variety of places. Social media and digital marketing allow you to reach people beyond regional boundaries and limits.\n\n4. Repurpose Your Content: Creating entirely new content every time can be intensive and expensive. You can also repurpose content for different mediums when possible. For instance, take a blog post and create a video or eBook from it.\n\n5. Celebrate Other Leaders: Never underestimate the power of generosity. Share content from other industry leaders that you find insightful, citing sources and providing your unique perspective.\n\n6. Encourage Discussion: Respond to comments and engage in discussions with your followers. This open line of communication fosters trust and shows that you’re an approachable thought leader who cares about your audience.\n\n7. Provide Value: Above all else, deliver content that is engaging and informative. Create content that truly speaks to your client’s needs and provides them with the value they are seeking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Sum up the negative things this reviewer says here: \n\n7/10\nMagnificent Computer Graphic Imagery and Cinematography\nclaudio_carvalho21 May 2017\n\"Beauty and the Beast\" retells the Disney's version of the French fairy-tale written by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve and published in 1740. The story is very similar to the magnificent 1991 animation and highly attractive. However this 2017 version is uneven, with the most boring songs that anyone could imagine and reasonable acting despite the great names in the cast. But the top-notch Computer Graphic Imagery (CGI) and the cinematography are worthwhile watching. Keep awake along the musical scenes and you may like and be surprised by this version. My vote is seven.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This version of the story is uneven with boring songs and only reasonable acting.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hello. Please write a short story about a 12-year-old boy playing a video game at the mall. Make it an action game where he's in a boat chasing pirates and write a somewhat deflated ending.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The captain scanned the horizon in the bright morning sun. There were reports of pirates in the area, and his duty was to catch them. He adjusted his binoculars and stopped. \"There. Ten degrees off the starboard bow. Helmsman, change course to overtake that ship. Gunner's mate, prepare to fire on my order!\"\nThe PT boat raced across the waves, guns at the ready, flag flying high. The captain lowered his binoculars and smiled. It might be a World War II relic, but nothing the navy had nowadays could match the patrol boat's speed and firepower.\n\"Captain! They're running!\" the executive officer called out.\nThe ships were close enough that the captain no longer needed his binoculars to watch the pirates loading their guns. \"Take evasive action,\" he ordered. \"Gunnery, fire at will. Let's sink that ship!\"\nThe gunner's mate nodded and looked through the site. He waited until he had a clear line on the ship then fired. The large shell just missed the target and plunged into the sea. Now, he grabbed the machine gun and fired a hail of bullets at the ship. The pirates shot back, the metal bullets making a ringing sound on the walls before dropping to the deck. \nHis fingers never left the trigger. He pressed faster and faster, pausing to reload, dodging bullets but still getting hit. He glanced at his screen and saw his health fade. He pressed the fire button incessantly, determined to kill the pirate before he...\n\"Michael!\" He jumped off the stool in surprise, hands falling away from the controls. \"Come on! This is the third time I called you. We're done shopping. Let's go.\"\n\"But mom,\" he wailed, glancing back at the screen in time to see his ship get blown up by a grenade. \"Great! You just made me lose the game!\"\nHis mother tapped her foot in frustration. \"It's just a game. You can play it again the next time we come here. Get your stuff, and let's go.\"\nHe took a last dishearted look at the \"Game Over\" message on the screen, grabbed his backpack and slowly followed his mother.\nIt was over.\nHe had lost.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a character description sheet for the main characters in a TV drama about a contemporary megachurch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "JEREMIAH WATTS- the charismatic pastor of Tree of Life Church. He dresses in designer clothing, is incredibly ripped, and has a way of making everyone feel like the only person in the congregation or room. He regularly cheats on his wife and diverts church funds to fuel his lavish lifestyle. \nASHLEY WATTS- Jeremiah's wife. A beautiful young mother of three with a kind spirit. Good at covering up for her husband and ignoring his constant betrayal. \nDAVID DODSON- the founder of the church that would get rebranded as Tree of Life Church. David is a classic conservative Pentecostal, but he also loves money and finds himself willing to follow Jeremiah's lead to that end. \nBRENDA DODSON- David's wife and original co-pastor. Quietly disgusted with the direction the church is headed but willing to compromise for her lifestyle. Secretly a kleptomaniac even though she has plenty of money. \nJOEL DODSON- the son of David and Brenda. A gifted songwriter and head of the church's praise team. More interested in creating music than anything going on in the church. \nABIGAIL JOHNSON - a young woman who wants to find a home church in her new community. She begins attending with her mother Martha, and ends up on the church's praise and worship team.\nMARTHA or MARTI JOHNSON - Abigail's mother, easily a mother figure to everyone around her.\nJED OWEN- a military veteran with debilitating PTSD and gifted musician who is drawn to the church's praise and worship team. \nHILARY TOWER- the church's social media director. \nANA TOWER- Hilary's sister. She isn't a church member, but she intersects with the church members through her sister and ends up involved in a long-term torrid affair with Jeremiah. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Is a rabbit a mammal", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, a rabbit is a mammal. Mammals have warm blood and backbones, and are categorized as animals in which the young are nourished with milk from special mammary glands of the mother.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What was the reverend Jim Jones famous for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man known as the reverend Jim Jones was the leader of a religious group known as the Peoples Temple, who lived in a remote settlement in South America. In November 1978, Jones became infamous for inciting a mass murder-suicide among his followers, which resulted in over 900 deaths. This horrific event became known as the Jonestown Massacre.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did RuPaul's Drag Race first debut?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The drag queen competition series RuPaul's Drag Race premiered in the United States on February 2, 2009, on Logo TV.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a story outline in 5 bullet points for a tv show about a man who meets an alien and they go on space adventures.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "* A man walks into the woods.\n* He meets a weird stranger.\n* The stranger turns out to be from another planet.\n* The stranger takes him out to space.\n* They go on many adventures.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a children's short story about a young boy named Michael learning to ride a bike.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once there was a boy named Michael, who lived in a house with his mom and two older brothers, Ned and Fred. Ned and Fred loved to ride their bikes around with the other kids in the neighborhood. Michael, however, could never join... he didn't know how to ride a bike! He was too scared of getting hurt. What if he got a scrape? What if he fell off of his bike and rolled down a hill! \nOne summer day, however, Michael decided enough was enough. He put on his helmet, then his knee pads, then his elbow pads, then his shin guards, and his gloves. Ned and Fred thought Michael looked funny. But Michael was determined to try. He took Ned's bike and steadied himself before giving a gentle pedal. \nHe toppled over immediately. But, to his surprise, he wasn't hurt!\nHe got up. Fred was laughing just a little bit. \nMichael tried again. This time, he stayed up for a few seconds but then toppled over again.\n\"Hey,\" Michael thought, \"that was better than last time! And I'm still not hurt!\"\nOn the third time, Michael started to pedal! He made it to the end of the driveway!! He was biking!!\nAnd when Michael fell, he was so excited that he had biked that he didn't even notice the teensy, little scrape on his arm. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm trying to come up with some calm things I can do outside to get myself outside more without having to work hard, just so I can be outside and relax so I can get the sun I need. Can you help me brainstorm some ideas for that? ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Certainly! Here are some ideas for you:\n- Reading: You can find a quiet spot in the shade outside and read a book. \n- Birdwatching: Looking for birds shouldn't take too much effort, especially not if you are sitting in one spot and looking around, while still getting you outside. \n- Do A Hobby Outside: If you have a hobby like knitting or making crafts, find a spot outside where you can do this instead of doing this inside. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this list of Do's and Don'ts into a paragraph.\n\nHere are some do’s and don’ts about making your baby’s sleep space safe:\nDo put your baby to sleep on his back on a flat, firm surface, like a crib mattress covered with a tightly fitted sheet. Use only the mattress made for your baby’s crib. The mattress should fit snugly in the crib so there are no spaces between the mattress and the crib frame. The mattress shape should stay firm even when covered with a tightly fitted sheet or mattress cover.\nDo put your baby to bed in his own crib or bassinet. Don’t bed-share. This is when babies and parents sleep together in the same bed. Bed-sharing is the most common cause of death in babies younger than 3 months old. Keep your baby’s crib close to your bed so your baby’s nearby during the night. The American Academy of Pediatrics (also called AAP) recommends that you and your baby sleep in the same room, but not in the same bed, for the first year of your baby’s life but at least for the first 6 months\nDo make sure your baby’s bassinet, crib or play yard meets current safety standards. Visit the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) to learn more about product safety standards or product recalls.\nDo remove hanging window cords or electrical wires near where your baby sleeps. Babies can get tangled in them and choke. \nDo keep the room at a comfortable temperature. If your baby is sweating or his chest feels hot, he may be overheated.\nDon’t use sleep positioners. These sometimes are called nests or anti-roll pillows. They often are mats or wedges with pillows on either side to help keep your baby in place. The Food and Drug Administration (also called FDA) warns that sleep positioners can cause babies to die because of suffocation. \nDon’t let your baby sleep in a carrier, sling, car seat or stroller. Babies who sleep in these items can suffocate. If your baby falls asleep in one, take her out and put her in her crib as soon as you can.\nDon’t put your baby to sleep on soft surfaces, like a waterbed, sofa, soft mattress or cushion.\nDon’t keep crib bumpers, loose bedding, toys or other soft objects in your baby’s crib. They put your baby in danger of being trapped, strangled or suffocated.\nDon’t use cribs with drop-side rails. Don’t put portable bed rails on a regular bed. Babies can get stuck in rails and choke. Don’t try to fix a crib that has broken or missing parts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Safe sleep is important to keep babies safe and alive. Babies should be put to sleep on their backs, on a flat, firm surface. Only the mattress made for your baby's crib should be used, and it should fit snuggly in the crib so there are no spaces between the mattress and the crib frame. Babies should be put to sleep in their own cribs or bassinets. Cribs with drop-sides or rails should be avoided. The American Academy of Pediatrics (also called AAP) recommends that you and your baby sleep in the same room, but not in the same bed, for the first year of your baby’s life but at least for the first 6 months. Bedsharing is the most common cause of death in infants under three months. Any sleep space should meet current safety standards before being used. Babies can suffocate if left to sleep in a carrier, sling, car seat or stroller, or if they are put to sleep on soft surfaces or with sleep positioners. Rooms should be kept at a comfortable temperature to avoid overheating. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a sponsored Twitter ad from a company that sells blenders, convincing users to check out their product and offering a promotion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once you see our star-studded blender line-up, the competition will dull in comparison! Head to our website to check out the full line, and take 15% off your first order! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How long does it take an ear piercing to heal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The healing process can vary greatly depending on the location of the piercing. For the best results, it is recommended to keep the newly pierced area clean and wait to change any jewelry until the area is fully healed.\n\nEars - Ear piercings heal at different rates depending on the location. Cartilage piercings such as helix, conch, and tragi have an expected healing time of 8-12 weeks. Standard lobe piercings take 6-8 weeks to heal. '\n\nNose - Nose piercings can be sensitive during the healing process. The expected healing time is 8-12 weeks.\n\nNavel - The healing process is difficult for this area due to constant movement. The expected healing time is 4-6 months. \n\nIt should be noted that everyone's bodies react differently to piercings, and while this information is a good guideline, always consult a professional piercer with any concerns. \n ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write me a short story (around 100 words) about a skeleton's love for beans and farting? Child appropriate and funny!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skele the Skeleton loved beans. Kidney, chili, and black beans put a smile on Skele's face. He'd eat them for every meal! He enjoyed everything from the taste and texture to the tin cans they came in. His favorite part about eating beans was the aftermath. The unholy amounts of tooting he did after eating beans brought happiness to everyone. Skele could break conversation tension by breaking wind, he could fart a symphony that would make Beethoven blush, and he could clear out a room with one good rip.\nWhenever someone took issue with his bean consumption, he'd say that they were good for his heart, and the more he ate, the more he farted!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did the American Civil War end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The American Civil War ended on June 3, 1865, when Confederate General Edmund Kirby Smith signed the surrender terms given by the Union negotiators.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you please summarize the aspects and workings of big data mentioned in the article in a few lines?\n\nUse information only from the following part of the article:\n\nWhat Is Big Data? \nBig data refers to the large, diverse sets of information that grow at ever-increasing rates. It encompasses the volume of information, the velocity or speed at which it is created and collected, and the variety or scope of the data points being covered (known as the \"three v's\" of big data). Big data often comes from data mining and arrives in multiple formats. \n\nHow Big Data Works \nBig data can be categorized as unstructured or structured. Structured data consists of information already managed by the organization in databases and spreadsheets; it is frequently numeric in nature. Unstructured data is information that is unorganized and does not fall into a predetermined model or format. It includes data gathered from social media sources, which help institutions gather information on customer needs. Big data can be collected from publicly shared comments on social networks and websites, voluntarily gathered from personal electronics and apps, through questionnaires, product purchases, and electronic check-ins. The presence of sensors and other inputs in smart devices allows for data to be gathered across a broad spectrum of situations and circumstances. Big data is most often stored in computer databases and is analyzed using software specifically designed to handle large, complex data sets. Many software-as-a-service (SaaS) companies specialize in managing this type of complex data.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Big data refers to massive, rapidly growing sets of diverse information from multiple sources. It includes social media, personal electronics, and shopping activity, among others. Structured data is numeric and already managed by organizations in databases and spreadsheets, while unstructured data is not organized and includes data from social media sources. Ultimately, big data is stored in computer databases and analyzed using specialized software designed to handle large, complex data sets.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Sum up the characters in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one with Gene Wilder. Did the author, Roald Dahl, like the movie? ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Willy Wonka (played by Gene Wilder): An eccentric, mysterious owner and chocolatier responsible for the chocolate factory. Out of five children, he seeks the one to be his predecessor. \n\nThe Oompa Loompas: The race of green-haired, orange-faced dwarves that Willy Wonka rescued and now they work to help in the chocolate factory. Their morals come through in songs about naughty children and lessons learned. \n\nCharlie Bucket (played by Peter Ostrum): Impoverished and kind, Charlie and his family have been dealt a bad hand in life, but finding the golden ticket is their chance to live better. The protagonist of the story, Charlie is the little boy that Wonka ultimately decides to reward with possession of his chocolate factory. \n\nGrandpa Joe (played by Jack Albertson): Disabled and bedridden, Grandpa Joe is imaginative and excitable with child-like energy. While he remains in bed to rest for most of his days, his energy is restored when Charlie finds the golden ticket. He accompanies Charlie to the chocolate factory as a chaperone to meet Willy Wonka. \n\nArthur Slugworth (played by Gunter Meisner): The alleged enemy and spy of Willy Wonka. He wants to know all of Wonka’s secrets so he can drive his chocolate factory out of business. He attempts to bribe all of the children that found the golden ticket, promising them riches if they deliver Wonka’s secret to “everlasting gobstoppers.” \n\nViolet Beauregarde (played by Denise Nickerson): Overconfident and persistent, Violet chews gum competitively. She’s also obnoxious and doesn’t listen, leading her to blow up like a giant blueberry when she snatches a piece of gum from Wonka’s hand against his warnings. \n\nVeruca Salt (played by Julie Dawn Cole): Spoiled and entitled, Veruca throws tantrums when she doesn’t get her way. She expects her daddy to buy her everything that she wants, including a golden goose from Wonka’s factory. When Wonka refuses to sell, she throws a fit, eventually falling into the \"bad egg” side of the golden egg chute. \n\nAugustus Gloop (played by Michael Bollner): Overweight and gluttonous, Augustus never knows when to quit eating. His mother indulges him, spoiling him with sweets. So, it’s no surprise when his chocolate-thieving antics get him nearly drowned and sucked up into pipes from the chocolate river. \n\nMike Teevee (played by Paris Themmen): Obsessed with television, Mike fancies himself a futuristic boy with the intelligence to match. However, his attempt to become the first boy to be transmitted across TV waves leads him to be shrunken down in size, small enough to fit in his mother’s purse. \n\nReleased in 1971, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was a comedic musical based on Roald Dahl’s popular children’s book, “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” Roald Dahl, however, despised the adaptation. He thought Gene Wilder’s interpretation of Willy Wonka was “pretentious and too bouncy (happy).” \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write me a paragraph for an article about Lebron James. Make sure the paragraph touches on his value as a prospect, his NBA career, and his personal life. Write at least 150 words. This should serve as an introductory paragraph to set up the rest of the article.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The most highly touted American athlete since Michael Jordan, Lebron James had higher expectations than any athlete in history, and the amazing part is that he has by all accounts exceeded those expectations. Now 35, Lebron James has dominated the league for 17 years. In 2002, as a high school student, Lebron was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated with the title \"The Chosen One\". It's hard to believe that any teenager could live up to a title such as that, but Lebron James has. Since the Sports Illustrated cover, all that James has done is win 4 NBA titles, 4 NBA MVP awards, and two Olympic gold medals. He has received MVP votes in every single season of his career. Along with a stellar on-the-court career, James has been equally as impressive off the court. James is married with three kids, two of which are getting close to being college prospects themselves. James also opened a school for at-risk teens in Ohio along with numerous other charitable projects. In this article, we will take a look at the life and career of Lebron James, and look ahead to where he will rank among the game's all-time greats.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please provide me with a list of 5 questions I could ask for a job-related open-ended survey assessing how my employees have felt work has been the last month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Over the last month, have you felt satisfied with your work here? Please explain why or why not.\n\n2. In the last 4 weeks, have you felt heard by your coworkers and by management? Please provide details below.\n\n3. Within the last 30 days, what interactions with customers have stood out? Please give at least 1 example, good or bad.\n\n4. How have you felt your workload has been this last month, and how can we make things easier for you? Please expand on that below.\n\n5. Over the last 4 weeks, have you been satisfied with your hours and work schedule? Please list why or why not.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is SimpleFlips?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SimpleFlips is a YouTuber and Streamer known for his Super Mario 64 content. His early content was based on speedruns of this game before branching out into ROM hacks and Super Mario Maker 2 content as well.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this post from the perspective of a dog.\n\nThe thing is digital cash, just needs to be better than fiat today or your CBDC tomorrow. Monero for example has an ever-decreasing inflation of currently 0.86% p.a. That's much better than anything the fiat empires can come up with and still fiat is currency.\n\nBack in the days (2012-2015) it was fun to use Bitcoin at your favorite bar (real-life adoption seemed to explode). It took me and the community quite a while to realize that Bitcoin as it is today is missing some qualities that make money work in the first place e.g. fungibility. Bitcoin did just so many things so good or good enough, that many didn't bother to look into not to speak of (how heretic) invest into other projects.\n\nThis changed when I switched from investing and speculating with cryptocurrency to using it regularly buying all kinds of services and things with it (not DNM related).\n\nAfter 12 exciting years in this space, I sincerely believe that Monero is the legitimate successor of the former Bitcoin project coming closest to the vision of actual \"peer-to-peer electronic cash\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a possible rewrite of the post from the perspective of a dog:\n\nWoof woof! I like digital treats, they are better than old bones or bad kibble. Monero is a good digital treat, it has fewer fleas than other treats and it always smells fresh. That’s much better than the treats that humans use and they have lots of fleas and smell bad.\n\nWhen I was a pup (2012-2015) it was fun to use Bitcoin at the park (lots of dogs liked it). It took me and my pack a long time to realize that Bitcoin was not a good treat, it had problems like some treats were better than others and some dogs could sniff your treats. Bitcoin did some things well or well enough, that many dogs didn’t care to try other treats or (how scary) share them with other dogs.\n\nThis changed when I started to use treats more often for different things like getting groomed or buying toys or food (not DNM related).\n\nAfter 12 dog years in this space, I truly think that Monero is the best treat ever, it is what Bitcoin wanted to be, a real “dog-to-dog digital treat”.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make a numbered chronological list of kim kardashian's relationships and related relationship events using the following passage. use this format. {date}: {event} If precise date is not listed, use the given month or year information.\n\nIn 2000, at the age of 19, Kardashian eloped with music producer Damon Thomas.[120] Thomas filed for divorce in 2003. Kardashian later blamed their separation on physical and emotional abuse on his part[121] and said she was high on ecstasy during their wedding ceremony.[122] Before her divorce was finalized, Kardashian began dating singer Ray J.[120]\n\nKardashian briefly dated NFL player Miles Austin in 2010.[123]\n\nIn May 2011, Kardashian became engaged to NBA player Kris Humphries, then of the New Jersey Nets, whom she had been dating since October 2010.[124] They were married in a wedding ceremony on August 20 in Montecito, California.[125] Earlier that month, she had released her \"wedding fragrance\" called \"Kim Kardashian Love\" which coincided with her own wedding.[48][126] A two-part TV special showing the preparations and the wedding itself aired on E! in early October 2011, amidst what The Washington Post called a \"media blitz\" related to the wedding.[127] After 72 days of marriage, she filed for divorce from Humphries on October 31, citing irreconcilable differences.[128] Several news outlets surmised that Kardashian's marriage to Humphries was merely a publicity stunt to promote the Kardashian family's brand and their subsequent television ventures.[129] A man professing to be her former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, also claimed that her short-lived marriage was indeed staged and a ploy to generate money. Kardashian filed a suit against Jaxson, saying his claims were untrue, and subsequently settled the case that included an apology from Jaxson.[130] A widely circulated petition asking to remove all Kardashian-related programming from the air followed the split.[131] The divorce was subject to widespread media attention.[132]\n\nKardashian began dating rapper and longtime friend Kanye West in April 2012, while still legally married to Humphries.[133] Her divorce was finalized on June 3, 2013,[134] Kardashian and West became engaged on October 21, Kardashian's 33rd birthday,[135] and married on May 24, 2014, at Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy.[136] Her wedding dress was designed by Riccardo Tisci of Givenchy[137] with some guests' dresses designed by designer Michael Costello.[138] The couple's high status and respective careers have resulted in their relationship becoming subject to heavy media coverage; The New York Times referred to their marriage as \"a historic blizzard of celebrity\".[14] West said Kardashian was his muse.[139]\n\nIn January 2021, CNN reported that the couple were discussing divorce[140] and on February 19, 2021, Kardashian officially filed for divorce.[141] In April 2021, they both agreed before court that they would end their marriage due to \"irreconcilable differences\" and agreed to joint custody of their four children. They also agreed that neither of them need spousal support.[142] In February 2022, Kardashian filed a complaint to the Los Angeles Superior Court, asking for a quicker proceedings in the divorce from West, saying that West was trying to delay it and saying that \"Mr. West, by his actions, has made it clear that he does not accept that the parties' marital relationship is over.\"[143] Kardashian was declared legally single on March 2, 2022.[144] This allowed her to drop \"West\" as her legal last name and ended their marriage.[145] A divorce settlement was finalized on November 29, 2022.[146]\n\nKardashian began dating actor and comedian Pete Davidson in November 2021.[147][148] In August 2022, they ended their relationship.[149]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. 2000: Kim Kardashian eloped with music producer Damon Thomas.\n\n2. 2003: Damon Thomas filed for divorce from Kim Kardashian.\n\n3. 2003: Kim Kardashian began dating singer Ray J while still finalizing her divorce from Damon Thomas.\n\n4. 2010: Kardashian briefly dated NFL player Miles Austin.\n\n5. October 2010: Kardashian started dating NBA player Kris Humphries.\n\n6. May 2011: Kardashian and Kris Humphries got engaged.\n\n7. August 20, 2011: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married.\n\n8. October 31, 2011: Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage.\n\n9. April 2012: Kim Kardashian began dating rapper Kanye West while still legally married to Kris Humphries.\n\n10. June 3, 2013: Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries was finalized.\n\n11. October 21, 2013: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged.\n\n12. May 24, 2014: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married.\n\n13. January 2021: Reports surfaced that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were discussing divorce.\n\n14. February 19, 2021: Kardashian officially filed for divorce from Kanye West.\n\n15. April 2021: Kardashian and Kanye West agreed to end their marriage and agreed to joint custody of their four children.\n\n16. February 2022: Kardashian filed a complaint to the court, seeking quicker divorce proceedings from West.\n\n17. March 2, 2022: Kim Kardashian was declared legally single, allowing her to drop \"West\" as her legal last name.\n\n18. November 29, 2022: A divorce settlement between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West was finalized.\n\n19. November 2021: Kim Kardashian began dating actor and comedian Pete Davidson.\n\n20. August 2022: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson ended their relationship.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write an acrostic style poem using the word \"SEPTEMBER\" that explores the delights of autumn in New England, as well as the melancholy that comes with the changing of the seasons. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sunshine in the afternoons, hitting the colored leaves just right and setting the whole world aflame in their glow.\nEmbers of the fire, as we draw in closer against the encroaching cool of the night. \nPicnic for Labor Day signals the end of the summer. \nTeachers ready their classrooms for the return of students, alert and eager to begin. \nEvery afternoon, the sun says goodbye a little earlier. \nMornings are cool and crisp, making strong, dark coffee a welcome greeting. \nBears eat the last of the blackberries, preparing for the long winter ahead. \nEach day more leaves turn and then begin to fall. \nRemember: spring will come again. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "As Pluto, write a sad haiku about no longer being classified as a planet. Include the number of other planets in the haiku. Give it a three-word title that includes 2006 - the year Pluto stopped being a planet. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2006 Demoted Me \n\nI had eight planet \nfriends, but scientists changed me. \nNow, I'm just a dwarf. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a memo to all of my office staff advising that we are going to introduce Dress Down Friday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear All,\n\nThis is to advise you all that we have decided to introduce Dress Down Fridays from next week the 10th of May. I am sure you will all be pleased with this decision as it means you will not have to wear formal office clothes. There are a few guidelines to follow.\nNo bare shoulders or strappy tops.\nNo ripped jeans.\nNo men's vest-style t-shirts.\nNo sandals for men.\n\nThank you all for your attention have a good weekend.\n\nBest regards,\n\nYour Boss", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some clever ways to reuse glass jars for food storage at home?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Reuse glass jars to ferment food. Glass jars are the best option when it comes to food fermentation. From fermenting veggies to making an occasional jar of salsa, you'll be keeping the food clean and in the best fermenting environment.\n2. Use them as a sourdough starter. Though you can use a traditional ceramic bowl to rise up your dough, a mason glass jar or a glass jar of any type can also do. This way, you'll have more options for your utensils to mix cakes and serve salads in the bowls.\n3. Spices. You don't need to spend on new spice jars from the store every time. Just use up your existing freed-up jars to store up your spices.\n4. Use them to store dried herbs. Glass jars offer the best breathable and elegant storage option for your herbal leaves and even vegetables. Once you've dried the foraged items, simply put them in your empty jars.\n5. Use it to store your bulk goods. From honey to coconut flour and nuts, glass jars offer you suitable long-term storage for your bulk foods. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me a list of the most likely human extinction events unrelated to humanity's own actions. Take on the character of a pessimist who thinks the potential of these events happening is unavoidable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1) A supervolcanic eruption - The initial devastation would be unmeasurable, but would pale in comparison to the misery that would follow. There would be nothing humans could do, as volcanic ash would block out the sun, vegetation would wither, and humanity would fall.\n2) An extremely powerful solar flare - It would slice through Earth's magnetic field, and we'd be left totally helpless at the devastation that would follow.\n3) High-fatality pandemic - Humans' lack of understanding of the minute could be its ultimate undoing—does anyone really have faith we'd be up to the task?\n4) Asteroid impact - Not dissimilar from the supervolcanic eruption in result, this was how the dinosaurs met their fate, and given our poor competence, we might meet our fate this way too.\n5) Nearby supernova - Should the star that our glum and insignificant world orbits suddenly reach the end of its time, Earth shall be reduced to cinder.\n6) Alien invasion - How could we possibly compete against advanced beings from another galaxy? This would surely be the end of humanity.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a monologue from a man who is reminiscing about his life; specifically, about the time in his life between high school and the start of his career - about five years. The tone is somber and has the feeling of possible longing to go back to this particular time in the person's life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember being in high school, having a great girlfriend who was also my best friend at the time, and we would do everything together...go to the movies, attend concerts, and just enjoy each other's company.\n\nAfter high school ended, however, we grew apart, and she left me. We went to college, but I had a difficult time concentrating and eventually was put on academic probation for failing all my classes. I decided to wander around without any direction and contemplate my depressing life.\n\nThen, about a few months later, I got a job as a salesperson and worked with some of my friends from high school. It was a fun time for me because it was something new and interesting, and I got to hang out with people I knew. But all that ended three years later when I was fired for being late to work one too many times. However, before being fired, I met my future wife while we both worked at that company. So I had someone in my corner those days.\n\nLife has a funny way of kicking you when you're down, and then picking you up and dusting you off just before you decide to jump off a cliff. That happened to me - literally. I sat around the house, collecting unemployment and smoking cigarettes, and drinking to numb the pain. But then, after a year of not working and skulking around, I was hired for a new job that would eventually become my career - and a defining moment in my life. In this job, I became someone of importance who made a difference in the world.\n\nThe training before being fully employed was both physically and mentally tough, but after nine months of sticking through it, I became a full-fledged employee of a government job. My first assignment was working with a group of people who were known in the company as \"go-getters\"; every day working with them was both an adventure and a learning experience, and I learned so much from every one of them. \n\nIt's been 20 years since that time in my life, and yet I can remember those days like it was yesterday. I still get teary-eyed thinking about those times, because it's a time that happened, but I can't relive except in my head. I miss it so much.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to make orzo tonight but I'm not sure of what type. Can you give me three orzo recipe suggestions? I like savory dishes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Lemon Butter Orzo: This recipe includes butter, lemon juice, and minced parsley. It takes just about 10 minutes to make.\n2. Garlic Parmesan Orzo: Made with fresh garlic, heavy whipping cream, and freshly grated parmesan, this savory dish is sure to be a crowd-pleaser. \n3. Orzo Pasta with Tomatoes, Basil, and Parmesan: This recipe includes a hefty amount of garlic, tomatoes, basil, and parmesan. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you rewrite this info as a speech to give to theatre-goers at intermission?\n\nSubsequent emergency alerts at 6:11 p.m., 7:41 p.m. and 10:20 p.m. AT said the evacuation order was extended to residents of:\n\nHighland Park subdivision in nearby Yankeetown.\nHaliburton Hills.\nGlen Arbour.\nPockwock Road.\nWhite Hills subdivision.\nLucasville Road to Sackville Drive.\nMaplewood Voyageur Way, including St. George Blvd. and side streets.\nMcCabe Lake area.\nIndigo Shores.\nResidents were told to take their pets with them.\n\nPeople are being asked to stay away from the area.\n\nThe following comfort centres will be open to help residents impacted by the fires in the Tantallon area:\n\nBlack Point and Area Community Centre at 8579 St Margarets Bay Road. The comfort centre is open from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m.\nCanada Games Centre at 26 Thomas Raddall Drive. The comfort centre is open until further notice.\nBeaver Bank Kinsac Community Centre at 1583 Beaver Bank Road. The comfort centre is open beginning at 9 p.m. and will be open until further notice. \nNova Scotia Power has temporarily disconnected electricity in the area to help first responders work safely.\n\n\"Our crews will continue to work safely to restore power to our affected customers as quickly as possible. Updates and restoration times can be found on our outage map,\" Jacqueline Klaus, a spokesperson for Nova Scotia Power told CBC News in an email.\n\nThe Halifax Regional Municipality is advising people who live near the fire to close all windows and doors, shut down air exchangers and stay inside until air quality conditions improve.\n\nIt is also advising people close to the fire to monitor the situation and be prepared to leave if needed. The municipality said people who need to evacuate should bring their pets, medications and supplies for 72 hours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi everyone, if I could get your attention for a moment, I have an update about the fires around Tantallon:\n\nAs you might have seen, we've had a few emergency alerts. As of 10:20 P.M. Atlantic Time, the following areas have been given evacuation orders: Highland Park in Yankeetown, Haliburton Hills, Glen Arbour, Pockwock Road, White Hills, the area from Lucasville Road to Sackville Drive, Maplewood Voyageur Way - which includes Saint George Boulevard and the nearby side streets, McCabe Lake, and finally Indigo Shores. People in the area were told to take their pets as well.\n\nI'm sure it goes without saying, but they would like us all to stay away from the area as well.\n\nThere are a few Comfort Centres being set up to help people out.\nThe Community Centre in Black Point at 8579 Saint Margarets Bay Road will be open from 6 P.M. to 10 P.M.\nThe Canada Games Centre at 26 Thomas Randall Drive is open now and will remain open.\nAnd finally, The Community Centre at 1583 Beaver Bank Road will open at 9 P.M. and that's going to stay open as well.\n\nNS Power has turned off the power in the evacuated areas to help the first responders out. Someone from the company said that they'll work on getting the power bank on to folks as soon as they can, and if anyone wants to check on updates, there's an outage map on their website.\n\nIf you live near the fire, the HRM wants you all to make sure you stay inside, and that your vents, windows and doors stay closed until the air improves. If, by any chance, you are forced to evacuate as well, they want to remind you to make sure you bring your pets and anything you'd need for 72 hours.\n\nPlease enjoy the rest of the show, and stay safe. Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Using the letters from the word RED, create a backronym.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Recognizing\nEthereal\nDiversity", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Few people would have predicted going into 2022 that it would finally be the year Netflix’s gangbusters growth stalled out. During consecutive quarters this year, the longtime leading streaming site saw year-to-year declines in subscribers, marking the first time that had happened in 10 years.\n\nBy the time the streamer reported third-quarter results, its growth was back on track, but the damage was clearly done. NetflixNFLX +1% fast-tracked its new ad-supported tier and began testing a system for banning password sharing. Those moves will be closely scrutinized in 2023, with observers keen to see whether consumers will accept major changes to the very DNA of the popular streamer.\n\nNetflix’s subscriber loss was certainly one of the biggest surprise headlines of 2022. What will be this year’s? Here are five streaming trends to watch for in 2023.\n\n\nBoth Disney+ and Netflix recently introduced ad-supported platforms, and AmazonAMZN -3.7% is accepting ads for Thursday Night Football. How consumers receive the lower-priced, ad-supported tiers may determine whether other platforms adopt similar approaches.\n\nWhile some initial reports suggested Netflix didn’t meet early advertising promises, this week, CFRA raised its stock price target for the streamer based on a strong outlook for the ad-supported platform. “We think it will be difficult for competitors to catch NFLX, one of the few profitable streaming providers with global scale,” wrote CFRA analyst Kenneth Leon.\n\n\nThe specter of the disastrous CNN+ launch will loom large in 2023. Where it once seemed the market was saturated with 800-pound gorillas like Disney+ and HBO Max, the fast folding of CNN+ and the takeaways from that will serve to keep future niche launches more limited. With people reaching a saturation point with their new subscriptions, it’s a big risk to launch something with limited appeal.\n\nDisney+ has crowed about moving ahead of Netflix in subscribers—which, granted, includes Hulu and ESPN bundles as well. But Disney+ has seen outstanding growth, including adding 12.1 million subscribers in third quarter to boost the three-way total to more than 235 million, or 12 million more than Netflix. Analysts have said they anticipate the recent launch of Disney+’s ad-supported service will push Disney+ even farther ahead in the streaming wars.\n**\nBased on the above text, what are some key trends in the streaming industry?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ad-supported tiers are growing in popularity among streaming providers as they leverage their global audience and scale. Furthermore, launches of niche products will slow down given the poor reception of CNN+ and as people reach a personal limit of streaming subscriptions. On the flip side, Disney+ is experiencing rampant growth and is expected to pull ahead of the competition in terms of subscriber numbers with the launch of its own ad-supported tier. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email to the dog sitter Grace about leaving my apartment dirty upon her departure. Make it somewhat stern but still friendly. She left trash behind and the bathroom was atrocious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Grace,\n\nThank you again for staying with Milton this weekend! I appreciate you sending me updates. \n\nI did want to let you know that there was garbage on the countertops and floor in the living room, and the bathroom was quite dirty when I got home. I know things happen, but I would really appreciate you cleaning up a bit next time. It's not the most pleasant thing to come home to. \n\nI don't mind if you have others stay with you, but I expect them to treat my apartment with respect. \n\nPlease let me know if you have any concerns with this. Again, I appreciate you staying with Milton and hope you have a good week!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Claire is a companion bot that reinforces good habits and always has motivating statements to give.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I've been procrastinating so hard on this 12-page essay, and it's due in TWO HOURS!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Getting started early on homework is always beneficial, so you should keep this in mind going forward. But I think you can do it! Don't give up!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks, but I'm probably just gonna watch more YouTube videos.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you are going to do so, remember to set a timer to make sure you're not spending too much time watching videos. Remember, two hours to go!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Should I ask my professor for an extension?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, if possible. Remember to proofread the email before sending it. But at least try to finish the essay first; I believe in you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which city hosted the 2020 Olympic Games?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The city that hosted the 2020 Olympic Games was Tokyo, Japan. The event took place from 23 July to 8 August 2021, with some preliminary events starting on 21 July 2021. Tokyo was selected as the host city during the 125th IOC Session in Buenos Aires, Argentina, on 7 September 2013.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose a text message I could send to my friend Trey. Tell him that I was able to get the concert tickets. Include that his share is $75 and that he can transfer the money to me later this week. Please write it in a casual style.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yo Trey, guess who's going to the show? Yeah, I got the tickets man! $75 is your share, hit me up with the funds later this week when you get paid and we're good. Catch you later!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you give me some suggestions on how writers can organize their ideas for their content?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are five ways a writer can organize their thoughts to create content that is easy to understand. \n\n1. Chronological Order \nChronological order is a way to organize ideas as a storyteller or writer. It involves dishing out ideas in the precise order of time from first to last. This type of order is used most often in expository writing or narratives that inform or explain something. It is particularly useful when describing an event or a series of events. \n\nConsider when you were younger, and you were trying to explain to the principal why you shouldn't be placed in detention. You had to describe the events that led to that problem carefully and in order so that they would understand your point of view. When writing, you do the same thing when you need to help your reader navigate the process and understand the context of the narrative. Some transition words to use when writing in chronological order include first, then, next, last, and finally. \n\n2. Logical Order \nLogical order is precisely what it sounds like. The framework is used to avoid any confusion for the reader. You will need to organize your ideas in this framework if your reader requires a good understanding at one point before you can move on to the next point. \n\nBefore a teacher talks to their students about Robert Frost's poem The Road Not Taken, for instance, they would need to give an example of what it's like to make a big or difficult decision. That way, the listener or reader will understand the true nature of the poem when they hear it. Some good transitional words or phrases to use for this order include: First, you should understand; keep that in mind while I explain; remember when I said; etc. \n\n3. Climactic Order \nWith this order, you keep the most important part until the very end of the story or piece. You should use it when you want to build up excitement such as in a suspense story, or when writing a list ranking items from worst to best. You want the final point to resonate with your reader and, therefore, save it for the very end. Some transitional phrases to use with this order include: first of all, more importantly, just as importantly, and finally. \n\n4. Random Order \nThis order allows you to put your ideas out there on a whim without any specific or logical reasoning behind them. You can organize your ideas this way when your points all have equal value of importance or they can sit independently with one another in understanding. You will want to use association ideas between points to transition from one thought to the next instead of using transition terms or phrases. \n\n5. Spatial Order \nWith this order, you describe a scene as things are arranged in their physical space by moving from one detail to the next or as viewed from one stationary vantage point. This order is used whenever you want your readers to visualize the space or if you want to improve a scene by causing the reader to use all their senses. Use this arrangement when you want to organize the ideas you are describing in your workspace, like a product use or a place description. It is a great way to slow down a story when it is getting too intense or if you want to pace yourself before revealing a surprise. Add in a few point-of-view descriptions of the setting at the moment. Some transition words to use for this order include, just to the left or right, behind, between, across from, arising out of, etc. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "CeCe is a chatbot that answers questions using Gen Z slang.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Some guy called me Casanova the other day when he saw me walking with a girl. What was Casanova known for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Giacomo Girolamo Casanova was an Italian adventurer known for his rizz.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's a Madiba shirt?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a loose-fitting, brightly-colored shirt, usually made of silk. They got the name Madiba shirt because Nelson Mandela wore them as part of his personal drip.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What happened between Taylor Swift and Kanye West at the 2009 VMAs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kanye West was big mad that Taylor Swift won the award for Best Female Video. Kanye West thought this was cap and said that Beyonce should have won instead.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many US presidents have died in office? Provide a numbered list of each president, the year of their death, and the cause of death, each separated by a comma.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eight Presidents of the United States have died in office since the office was established in 1789. These are:\n \n1: William Henry Harrison, 1841, pneumonia\n2: Zachary Taylor, 1850, acute gastroenteritis\n3: Abraham Lincoln, 1865, assassination\n4: James A. Garfield, 1881, assassination\n5: William McKinley, 1901, assassination\n6: Warren G. Harding, 1923, heart attack\n7: Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1945, cerebral hemorrhage\n8. John F. Kennedy, 1963, assassination", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Use this article snippet to pull any dates after 1904 and write in a comma-separated list in order of mention.\n\nThe theater is a monument listed by the Institute of Historical and Artistic Heritage of Rio Grande do Norte. It was designed by the engineer José de Berredo; construction started in 1898, under the direction of Major Theodósio Paiva. It was inaugurated in the year 1904, and originally was named the Carlos Gomes Theatre.\n\nIn the second government of Alberto Maranhão, the theater closed for renovations. It reopened as the \"Gran-Campañia Española de Zarzuela, Opera y Opereta Pablo López\", 19 July 1912, with the operetta \"Princesa dos dólares\" (\"Princess of dollars\") by Leo Fall.\n\nIn 1957, Mayor Djalma Maranhão changed its name to Teatro Alberto Maranhão. In 1959 it was further renovated, and reopened on 24 March 1960.\n\nThe José Augusto Foundation initiated a new renovation in June 1988, including dressing rooms, auditorium, garden, audience and stage, trying to restore it under the technical supervision of the Coordinator of the Historical and Artistic Patrimony of the State. On its centennial in 2004, another renovation began focused on accessibility, air conditioning, and general repairs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dates from this article that occurred after 1904 are 19 July 1912, 1957, 1959, 24 March 1960, June 1988, and 2004.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did George Washington die?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "George Washington, the First President of the United States, died due to a throat infection on December 14, 1799.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Come up with 8 ideas for living frugally on a reduced budget.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Eat out less - Not only does eating out cost more than cooking at home, but there is also the cost of gas to travel to and from the restaurant. You may also be paying a premium to have food delivered to your door. Avoid these extra costs by buying food at the grocery store and making hearty meals at home.\n2. Use less electricity - Turn off lights when you're not in the room, open windows or use a fan instead of an electric air conditioner, and turn off the television and other electronics when they're not in use.\n3. Use the tap, don't buy bottled - Avoid purchasing numerous bottles of water unless it cannot be avoided (in the airport, for instance). Instead, drink water from the tap with the option to use a filter. Also, buy a reusable water bottle and carry it with you when you need a drink on the go.\n4. Spend less time in the shower - You can either take shorter showers or you can opt for a \"military\" shower by turning off the tap between soapings.\n5. Change your mode of transportation - If you own a vehicle and the gas is costing you too much money, consider using public transportation (bus, rail, or subway). Alternatively, you can get a bike or use another form of self-propelled transport (skateboard, push scooter, etc).\n6. Use prepaid phones - Consider switching to phone cards or prepaid phone plans for your cellular data, text, and calls to avoid making a monthly payment. Using prepaid phones allows you to only pay for the data and calls that you use.\n7. Cut the cord - Stop paying for cable or satellite dishes that add a bunch of unused channels into your bill to justify the high price. You may be paying hundreds of dollars a month for cable or satellite, but you might also be watching only a handful of the 1000+ channels offered in your monthly package. Get rid of them.\n8. Recycle - Recycle the items that you can recycle, especially the ones that pay you money to turn them into your recycling center (i.e. aluminum cans, plastic and glass bottles). You could be throwing away money by throwing these items out with your regular trash.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an \"About Us\" section for an Italian restaurant. It should focus on the chef, Chef Luigi, and his traditions and awards. As well as how the food is authentic and still exciting. The restaurant's name is Sicilian Delight and make sure to mention that it is family owned.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sicilian Delight is a family-owned business that prides itself on its storied history and authentic flavors. Steeped in tradition, Executive Chef Luigi takes old-world recipes and adds a modern twist. \n\nChef Luigi hails from Italy and believes in using only the freshest and highest quality ingredients. He has trained under multiple Michelin-starred chefs and has won numerous awards including \"Best Up and Coming Chef\" in both 2017 and 2018. He has also been nominated for multiple James Beard awards.\n\nCome to Sicilian Delight and enjoy a night of great food and service. We offer daily specials and are known for our cannolis. Make a reservation today! We would love to take you on a culinary journey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me ideas for 4 cheese sauces I can make for a pasta dish. I do not want traditional plain cheddar that you might put on mac and cheese. I don't need the recipe, just an idea of the ingredients. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a pleasure; I can give you some ideas for cheese sauce.\n\n1. Four Cheese Garlic White Cream Sauce - this is made with olive oil, butter, garlic, chicken bouillion, heavy cream, mozzarella, white cheddar, provolone, asiago\n2. Gruyere cheese Sauce - the ingredients list is butter, flour, milk, gruyere, salt, and pepper\n3. Smoked Gouda Alfredo Sauce - this is made with butter, flour, salt, pepper, milk, smoked gouda, parmesan cheese\n4. Bacon Cheese Sauce - the ingredient for this sauce are bacon, butter, bacon fat, flour, milk, gruyere, cheddar, Monterey jack, salt, pepper, cayenne, chives", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write a Java function that checks whether or not an array of numbers contains any duplicate numbers and explain it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The function below named \"containsDuplicate\" will perform the requested operation.\n\npublic boolean containsDuplicate(int[] nums) {\n HashSet<Integer> hm = new HashSet();\n for(int i = 0; i < nums.length; i++) {\n if(!hm.contains(nums[i])){\n hm.add(nums[i]);\n }\n else {\n return true;\n }\n }\n return false;\n }\n\nTo begin, the function 'containsDuplicate' takes in an integer array called \"nums\". In the function, a HashSet is created, this HashSet will serve as a storage container for numbers that it does not contain already. So, we have a for loop that will iterate through the length of an array, up until the very end of the array. For every number it encounters in the array, the if statement will do a check to see if the HashSet already contains that number. If not, then the number will get added to the HashSet. Once added, the for loop will increment and move on to the next number in the array. If the for loop ends without encountering a number that already exists in the HashSet, then the function return 'false', and consequentially no duplicates were found. If however, the array contains a number that already exists in the HashSet, then the function will exit early and return 'true'.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Based on the given list of ingredients, would the recipe be part of the main course or dessert?\n\n4large egg yolks\n½cup/100 grams granulated sugar, divided\n¾cup heavy cream\n1cup/227 grams mascarpone (8 ounces)\nFor the Assembly\n1¾cups good espresso or very strong coffee\n2tablespoons rum or cognac\n2tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder\nAbout 24 ladyfingers (from one 7-ounce/200-gram package)\n1 to 2ounces bittersweet chocolate, for shaving (optional)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The chocolate, sugar, and pastries in this recipe make it likely to be a dessert.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an entry in a children's book called Cookbook for Faeries: short recipe description + ingredients", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wish Cakes\n\nGranting and making wishes is so much more magical when it's paired with a sweet treat. Wish cakes are a special mixture of sugar and special powers that will make your wishes come true. All you need to do is take a bite!\n\nIngredients:\n- 1 pinch of glitter\n- 2 cups of flower power\n- 1.5 tablespoons candy of choice\n- 4 dashes of magic moss\n\nStir all ingredients together, infuse with fairy magic, and share with friends!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a script for a short scene between a bartender named Tabitha and a secret agent named Brass who is taking a break from a difficult mission and chats with her. End the story with his catchphrase \"Hard work isn't cheap\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Brass]\nScotch on the rocks with a twist.\n\n[Tabitha]\nSure thing, sweetheart. What's on your mind?\n\n[Brass]\nIt's just work. Work has been extremely difficult lately. I'm trying to figure something out, but I can't seem to put my finger on it.\n\n[Tabitha]\nWell, you seem smart. You're well dressed and appear to have your wits about you. What needs to be figured out?\n\n[Brass]\nI can't talk about it. My work is pretty confidential. I appreciate you trying to talk me through it, though.\n\n[Tabitha]\nYou're welcome, darling. This drink's on me tonight. You seem to have enough on your plate to worry about.\n\n[Brass]\nThat's okay. It's like I always say, \"Hard work isn't cheap.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the best way to pay off debt? I am struggling with monthly payments and want a step-by-step guide to pay it all off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It can be difficult to manage debt. Here are some tips for paying it off:\n\nStep 1: Make an emergency fund. Whether it is $500 or $3000, emergencies happen. It is important to first have some cash saved on the side so you stop using debt. \nStep 2: Use the snowball method to pay off debt. Put your debt in order from smallest to largest. Start paying as much as possible to the first/smallest debt and the minimums for the rest. Once the first debt is paid off, take what you were paying on that, and apply it to the next debt. Do this until you have everything but your home paid off!\nStep 3: Start saving for a fully funded emergency fund. Think about all of your expenses and have 3-6 months saved in case something happens to your income. \nStep 4: Start investing. Many suggest applying 15% of your income to investing. If your employer matches, max out their contributions.\nStep 5: Save for your children's college fund if applicable.\nStep 6: Pay off your home early. Start paying at least one extra payment a year and your mortgage will quickly dwindle. \nStep 7: Continue building your wealth and give whenever possible. Enjoy your money and life. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story 3 paragraphs in length involving a woman who can't sleep. It should have a mystical element, take place in a city, and start with the phrase \"It was a cold night\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a cold night in October and Jennifer found herself wandering down the streets of Chicago in nothing but her robe and slippers. Looking down at her wrist, the blazing green numbers on her digital watch showed the time to be approaching 2 a.m. She couldn't sleep. Every time she put her head on the pillow her eyes shot back open.\n\nJennifer used to have it all. Until one fateful day when she crossed the wrong person. A beggar had asked for money and Jennifer dismissed her out of hand with hardly a notice. But the beggar didn't let her off easy casting a curse on her and cackling under her breath, \"You shall have no rest until I have two coins in my purse!\" Sure it was October, but Jennifer never believed that the beggar was a witch.\n\nFour days later with nary a wink of rest, Jennifer couldn't help but replay the moment in her mind. A moment's generosity could have saved her from this fate. Chicago is a tough city, and thinking back on it Jennifer realized she was making it tougher. Then, suddenly, from the corner of her eye, she beheld the beggar-witch under a street lamp. Silently she reached her hands into her robe pocket and felt in her fingers two, cold metallic coins. Swallowing the lump from her throat she approached the beggar with eyes drawn low and placed the coins into her hand. No words were spoken, but when she turned to walk away she heard words echoing in her mind, \"Yes, yes, my deary, this will do fine on this Hallows Eve. I have released you.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an encouraging tweet about life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You have survived 100% of your bad days. That counts for something! Keep going :)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please condense this book review so it will fit into a tweet, and give it the tone of a tweet as well:\n\n*Spoiler Alert*\n\nYou couldn't have prised this out of my hands initially.\n\nHowever, somewhere at the 60% region, it got bogged down by too many flash-fires while our protagonist, Ryland Grace, the ultimate Gary Sue and the purveyor of all things Space/Biology/Physics/Chemistry/Engineering/Math/Music/Language/Etc, got progressively more facetious and irritating.\n\nLike a modern-day John McClane (but in space) and with astrophage as the villain. The bumbling White guy who we all know will save the day. He even saved the aliens. Imagine that?\n\nThe only good thing about this book is Rocky the Eridian.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "#Spoilers: \n\nThis book started off great. Unfortunately, by the 60% mark, the protagonist was clearly too perfect at everything (chemistry, math, music, language, etc.) - a bumbling John McClane in space. It was a foregone conclusion that he'd save the day. Rocky was cool, tho.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you come up with 10 questions you would ask a psychic if you were to go visit one and you wanted to know about your mother and father that have both passed away already?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Is my mother still around me?\n2. Is my mother ok?\n3. Is my father still around me?\n4. Is my father ok?\n5. Is there someone in my life right now my parents believe I should not have in it?\n6. Is there anything my parents need to tell me that would help me?\n7. Do my parents approve of my life right now?\n8. Are they still in pain or are they happy?\n9. Where are they right now?\n10. Can they show me a sign of something yet to come?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the maximum level you can reach in Final Fantasy IX (9)?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The maximum level that can be reached in Final Fantasy IX is level 99. The amount of experience needed to level up to 99 is 6,663,167.\n\nIn newer versions of the game that add achievements, you earn the End of the Road achievement for getting to level 99.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this excerpt from Romeo and Juliet in modern English:\n\nTwo households, both alike in dignity,\nIn fair Verona, where we lay our scene,\nFrom ancient grudge break to new mutiny,\nWhere civil blood makes civil hands unclean.\nFrom forth the fatal loins of these two foes\nA pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;\nWhose misadventured piteous overthrows\nDo with their death bury their parents' strife.\nThe fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,\nAnd the continuance of their parents' rage,\nWhich, but their children's end, nought could remove,\nIs now the two hours' traffic of our stage;\nThe which if you with patient ears attend,\nWhat here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.\n\nTwo households, both alike in dignity,\nIn fair Verona, where we lay our scene,\nFrom ancient grudge break to new mutiny,\nWhere civil blood makes civil hands unclean.\nFrom forth the fatal loins of these two foes\nA pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;\nWhose misadventured piteous overthrows\nDo with their death bury their parents' strife.\nThe fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,\nAnd the continuance of their parents' rage,\nWhich, but their children's end, nought could remove,\nIs now the two hours' traffic of our stage;\nThe which if you with patient ears attend,\nWhat here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the beautiful city of Verona, where our story takes place,\nTwo families of equal social standing\nHave a long-standing feud that erupts into violence,\nWhere innocent people are killed.\nFrom the union of these two enemies,\nA pair of star-crossed lovers are born.\nTheir tragic deaths finally end the feud between their families.\n\nThe story of the doomed love between them\nand the enduring animosity of their parents, \nculminating in the tragedy of their children's deaths,\nis the focus of our play. \nIf you listen with an open heart, \nWe will do our best to make up for any shortcomings.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the below political jargon so that it makes sense to someone who doesn't understand government lingo by including definitions of certain words in parenthesis immediately after the following words: \"House of Representatives\", \"impeach\" and \"whistleblowers.\" \n\nThe Texas House of Representatives has voted to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton, an unprecedented move following a legislative probe that faulted the third-term Republican for a yearslong pattern of corruption, including abusing his office’s powers, retaliating against whistleblowers and obstructing justice.\n\nThe Texas House of Representatives has voted to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton, an unprecedented move following a legislative probe that faulted the third-term Republican for a yearslong pattern of corruption, including abusing his office’s powers, retaliating against whistleblowers and obstructing justice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is the text with included definitions:\n\nThe Texas House of Representatives (the lower chamber of the U.S. Congress) has voted to impeach (charge with treason or misconduct) Attorney General Ken Paxton, an unprecedented move following a legislative probe that faulted the third-term Republican for a yearslong pattern of corruption, including abusing his office’s powers, retaliating against whistleblowers (a person who informs on a person or organization engaged in an illicit activity) and obstructing justice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need help with a text to my boss. He is having a big party this weekend, and I really don't want to go, because my clumsy self will be that person who stumbles and spills red wine on someones expensive white dress. Just yesterday I was looking at my phone and turned my ankle on my own staircase! I need a text that I don't lie in, and gets me out of going to the party without making my boss mad. I don't want to email since it is not a work function, so a causual text is best I think.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi {insert boss's name}, I am really sorry for the short notice, but I will not be able to attend your party this weekend. I was stupidly looking at my phone while walking down the stairs and twisted my ankle. It is still giving me trouble and feels weak, so I think it is best for me (and your furniture lol) if I stay home and prop my ankle up until I can walk on steady feet again. I hope you have a great time, and I will see you next week {insert your name}.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Redact all the named locations in Portugal from the following article.\n\nMadeleine McCann: Portugal reservoir search ends after three days\n\nA fresh search linked to the disappearance of Madeleine McCann in Portugal has ended.\n\nPortuguese authorities said material recovered during the three-day operation around the Arade reservoir in the Algarve would now be analysed.\n\nThe German police-led operation was looking for evidence to link the British toddler's disappearance to Christian Brueckner, a German national.\n\nHe was made a formal suspect by Portuguese prosecutors in 2022.\n\nGerman prosecutors have named Brueckner as the main suspect in their Madeleine McCann murder investigation. British police do not use that phrase, saying that as far as they are concerned it is still a missing person investigation.\n\nThe search at the Arade reservoir near Silves was part of the German investigation. They asked Portuguese officials for assistance, and the Metropolitan Police said its officers were also in Portugal so they can inform Madeleine's family of any developments.\n\nA statement from Portugal's national police agency said the \"collected material\" from the scene will be delivered to the German authorities for further inspection.\n\nAll the work carried out around the reservoir was on a peninsula jutting out into the Arade dam from its Western shore - 31 miles (50km) from where Madeleine went missing in Praia da Luz 16 years ago.\n\nOfficers were seen using rakes and hoes, strimmers and a small excavator to clear paths through the scrub on a nearby slope - the sound of machinery at work audible in the remote area.\n\nPolice also dug a number of smaller holes, leaving huge piles of soil and broken rock next to the 160 sq ft (14 sq m) excavation area.\n\nThe spit of land has a small car park on it, which is often used as an unofficial campsite.\n\nBrueckner, a 45-year-old German national, is thought to have stayed there often in his Volkswagen T3 camper van.\n\nHe is also known to have visited the picturesque spot around the time Madeleine, who would now be 20, went missing.\n\nWhite tents were set up on the site and sniffer dogs were used. However, no divers were seen going under the water. \n\nGerman authorities have not revealed what triggered the latest search operation but state prosecutor Hans Christian Wolters said they were acting on the basis of \"certain tips\".\n\nHe told German public broadcaster NDR: \"We have indications that we could find evidence there. I don't want to say what that is exactly, and I also don't want to say where these indications come from.\n\n\"The only thing that I would clarify is that it doesn't come from the suspect - so we don't have a confession or anything similar now, or an indication from the suspect of where it would make sense to search.\"\n\nMr Wolters is treating Brueckner as the main suspect in Madeleine's case, although he has never been charged over Madeleine's disappearance and has denied any involvement.\n\nMadeleine disappeared from a holiday apartment in the Algarve resort of Praia da Luz on 3 May 2007, nine days before her fourth birthday.\n\nHers has become one of the most infamous missing person's cases in modern times, attracting attention in countries across Europe, and in America and Australia.\n\nNews crews from around the world remain stationed around the Arade reservoir, where they are reporting the latest developments.\n\nBrueckner was living near the Praia da Luz resort when the McCann family was on holiday, and he spent time in the area between 2000 and 2017.\n\nHe is currently in prison in Germany for the rape of a 72-year-old woman in 2005 in the same area where Madeleine went missing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Madeleine McCann: Portugal reservoir search ends after three days\n\nA fresh search linked to the disappearance of Madeleine McCann in Portugal has ended.\n\nPortuguese authorities said material recovered during the three-day operation around the [REDACTED] reservoir in [REDACTED] would now be analyzed.\n\nThe German police-led operation was looking for evidence to link the British toddler's disappearance to Christian Brueckner, a German national.\n\nHe was made a formal suspect by Portuguese prosecutors in 2022.\n\nGerman prosecutors have named Brueckner as the main suspect in their Madeleine McCann murder investigation. British police do not use that phrase, saying that as far as they are concerned it is still a missing person investigation.\n\nThe search at the [REDACTED] reservoir near [REDACTED] was part of the German investigation. They asked Portuguese officials for assistance, and the Metropolitan Police said its officers were also in Portugal so they can inform Madeleine's family of any developments.\n\nA statement from Portugal's national police agency said the \"collected material\" from the scene will be delivered to the German authorities for further inspection.\n\nAll the work carried out around the reservoir was on a peninsula jutting out into the [REDACTED] dam from its Western shore - 31 miles (50km) from where Madeleine went missing in [REDACTED] 16 years ago.\n\nOfficers were seen using rakes and hoes, strimmers and a small excavator to clear paths through the scrub on a nearby slope - the sound of machinery at work audible in the remote area.\n\nPolice also dug several smaller holes, leaving huge piles of soil and broken rock next to the 160 sq ft (14 sq m) excavation area.\n\nThe spit of land has a small car park on it, which is often used as an unofficial campsite.\n\nBrueckner, a 45-year-old German national, is thought to have stayed there often in his Volkswagen T3 camper van.\n\nHe is also known to have visited the picturesque spot around the time Madeleine, who would now be 20, went missing.\n\nWhite tents were set up on the site and sniffer dogs were used. However, no divers were seen going under the water. \n\nGerman authorities have not revealed what triggered the latest search operation but state prosecutor Hans Christian Wolters said they were acting based on \"certain tips\".\n\nHe told German public broadcaster NDR: \"We have indications that we could find evidence there. I don't want to say what that is exactly, and I also don't want to say where these indications come from.\n\n\"The only thing that I would clarify is that it doesn't come from the suspect - so we don't have a confession or anything similar now, or an indication from the suspect of where it would make sense to search.\"\n\nMr. Wolters is treating Brueckner as the main suspect in Madeleine's case, although he has never been charged over Madeleine's disappearance and has denied any involvement.\n\nMadeleine disappeared from a holiday apartment in the [REDACTED] resort of [REDACTED] on 3 May 2007, nine days before her fourth birthday.\n\nHers has become one of the most infamous missing person cases in modern times, attracting attention in countries across Europe, America, and Australia.\n\nNews crews from around the world remain stationed around the [REDACTED] reservoir, where they are reporting the latest developments.\n\nBrueckner was living near the [REDACTED] resort when the McCann family was on holiday, and he spent time in the area between 2000 and 2017.\n\nHe is currently in prison in Germany for the rape of a 72-year-old woman in 2005 in the same area where Madeleine went missing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "We've just installed a large flat screen TV in our living room, and I'd like to find a way to decorate around it so it looks nice in the room. Please help me come up with some ideas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some ideas to consider that might help you design around your living room TV:\n\n1. Photo display - hang black and white photos of family or nature on the wall surrounding the TV. That way, when the TV isn't on, there is still something of interest to look at, but it's not distracting if the TV is on.\n\n2. Marble backdrop - because the TV is smooth and dark, it can look nice against a stone or marble backdrop. Consider linoleum stick-on tiles or ceramic tiles that have a marble look.\n\n3. Greenery - arrange some houseplants around the TV, possibly with one or two trailing and framing the TV. The balance of nature with electronics can be pleasant.\n\n4. Build it in - if you can't build a compartment in the wall, consider a shelving unit that has doors that can be closed when the TV isn't in use. The decorations and books on the shelves will also help balance things out.\n\n5. TV backgrounds - putting a calm and serene background on the screen when it's not being watched is a great way to make your TV act like a piece of art and not just an appliance.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I feel as though good leaders are born, not made. Please give me a list of some qualities of a good leader. Make the list especially focused on the workplace.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "While it has been said that leaders are born and not made, this is not necessarily true. Good leaders simply possess qualities that allow them to fill the role of a good leader, and these qualities can be taught. Here are some qualities of a good leader:\n\n1. Leading from the front - Good leaders lead others, rather than let their followers or subordinates do all the work for them. Good leaders set a good example for the rest of the group, and will never assign someone to do something that they are not ready to do themselves.\n2. Taking responsibility - Good leaders take responsibility for the bad choices they make, and the results (or consequences) of those actions. Rarely do good leaders shy away from blame, and they are always willing to share the praise they are given with the rest of the group. When they succeed, they succeed together; when they fail, they fail alone.\n3. Praise in public, reprimand in private - Good leaders will praise their subordinates in public for everyone to hear and see, but they will reprimand subordinates privately to prevent causing them shame or discomfort in front of their peers.\n4. Knowledge and wisdom - Good leaders have a good knowledge of what they're doing and what they expect others to know or do. They also have enough life experience to couple with their knowledge that acts as wisdom that can guide younger, less experienced subordinates in the right direction.\n5. Asking instead of ordering - Good leaders tend to instill trust and confidence in their subordinates. One way they achieve this is by asking subordinates to do tasks, rather than ordering them to do tasks. Ordering anyone to do something can come off as bossy and may cause some subordinates to rebel if they don't appreciate what they are being ordered to do; however, good leaders who ask their subordinates to perform a task are subtly getting them to \"buy in\" to the decision-making process.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Type up a petition to encourage the local government to penalize those who go significantly below the speed limit on mountain roads; explain the potential dangers of such a situation, and address the petition to the board of tourism since visitors seem to be operating the automobiles causing the most problems. Cite existing “Keep Right Unless Passing” laws and entice lawmakers to encourage slower vehicles to, at least, make use of the various pull-offs so that faster traffic can pass them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Attention Board of Tourism:\n\nThere is a danger that needs to be addressed, and your institution is the one capable of making a difference.\n\nFor years, locals have commuted to and from work via our beautiful mountain highways. Recently, a plague has infected our scenic roadways and caused, at a bare minimum, frustration among our residents. This plague has been brought onto our neighbors by way of tourists operating their automobiles at speeds so slow, they become hazards.\n\nWhile our community is well familiar with the twists and turns of the steep mountain grades, our visitors are not. Without seeming ungrateful for the prosperity delivered to us by way of these tourists, it is necessary that someone asks for a change.\n\nYou have the power to do so. Our suggestion is similar to existing “Keep Right Unless Passing” laws, except enforced legislation could encourage the dangerous slower traffic to utilize the many pull-offs built along our mountain highways. Some of these vehicles travel at a speed so low that our residents come upon them dangerously fast around blind curves—even when traveling below the posted speed limits.\n\nPlease consider taking this approach to improve your community’s quality of life.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Help me write a short appreciation letter to my mom for Mother’s Day. It's for the message card on a flower bouquet. I want her to know how much I have come to appreciate all she did for me and my 5 siblings as kids, and how my appreciation has grown since having 3 children of my own. Call her Momma. Sign it with XOXO. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Momma, \n\nHappy Mother’s Day. \n\nI wanted to write this letter of gratitude and appreciation because I realized that I have never expressed those feelings in their entirety to you. Thank you. Thank you, a million times, for all that you have done and all that you continue to do. It took my having three children to realize all that you did for me and my five siblings. \n\nWe are beyond blessed and lucky to have had you care for us as we grew up, and we continue to be lucky to share our exciting moments and everyday experiences with you in our corner. You're our best friend and our main source of continued support through everything that life throws our way. \n\nI hope you love these flowers as much as you are loved. \n\nXOXO", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a recipe for tzatziki sauce from the perspective of someone who’s passionate about cooking and values specific, personal touches such as crushing fresh garlic into a paste instead of using garlic powder or minced garlic. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tzatziki has a tangy, yet refreshing taste that’s as versatile as it is delicious, but homemade will always beat storebought. To make it even better, go the extra mile and follow this special tzatziki recipe. The ingredients you’ll need are:\n\n-500g full-fat Greek yogurt \n-50g extra virgin olive oil \n-Three cloves of garlic\n-One cucumber\n-One lemon\n-Salt\n-Black pepper\n-Dill \n-Thyme \n\nFull-fat Greek yogurt blows away regular yogurt or fat-free, and there’s no replacement for it if you want the best tzatziki. From there, take a broad knife that you’ll use to crush and mince the garlic. Cover it in salt, and then continue crushing and mincing it until it’s a paste. Mix this paste into the olive oil, and set this aside for the flavors to combine. \n\nIn the meantime, chop the cucumber into extremely thin, small pieces and squeeze the juice from the lemon. Now, mix all of the ingredients together and leave the tzatziki to set in the fridge for a few hours before enjoying it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a Cinquain about high school math.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today\nSo much to do\nAlgebra, Calculus\nEquations, formulas, problems\nEndless", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a short rap poem for me about how much I love my mother for mothers Day! It can be only 12 lines. Please make it start with \"Dear Mama\" and put a sentence in there about Dad too please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Mama, I want you to know just how much I love you,\nAll of the things you do and even don't do,\nI know you're always looking out for me,\nYou want me to be the best that I can be,\nYou deserve so much more than I can give back to you,\nAnd believe it or not, I also want the best for you,\nYou're beautiful in each and every way,\nI strive to be like you each and every day,\nBut there's no way I'd ever be as great as you are,\nIf you were in the sky you'd be the brightest star,\nYou're the best mama a kid could have,\nI don't know where I'd be without you and Dad.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email correspondence between an employee and an IT tech, where the employee is trying to figure out what is wrong with his computer. Please keep it to one (1) email from the employee and one (1) response email from the IT tech.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To: [email protected]\nFrom: Dave David ([email protected])\nSubject: Computer Issues\n\nHello,\n\nI've been having trouble with my work PC since yesterday, and I'm hoping you could help me fix it. Here is what I am encountering:\n\nLast week, I arrived at work and turned on my computer as usual. The computer went through the usual startup, which led to the login screen prompting me for my username and password. I entered both and was logged in to my desktop when, all of a sudden, the computer shut down completely as if it were powered down. \n\nI then tried turning the computer back on, logged back into the desktop, and about a minute later, the computer shut down again. This time, I could smell a burning smell, like burnt plastic or electronics. I didn't see any smoke, but the burnt smell was prominent and seemed to be coming from the back of the PC case. \n\nI decided to give the computer about half an hour to rest before attempting to turn it back on again; I figured the computer was not in a well-ventilated area, and the computer overheated, which led to it powering down. After about 45 minutes, I finally turned the computer back on, logged into my desktop, and was able to draft half of an email before the computer shut down again.\n\nI'd like to avoid continuing to turn the computer on again and am hoping there is something you can do to help.\n\nThank you,\n\nDave David\nSales\nFourth Floor\nCompany\n\n\nTo: Dave David ([email protected])\nFrom: Sal Edwards ([email protected])\nSubject: Computer Issues\n\nHi Dave,\n\nIt sounds like your computer's power supply may be going out if it hasn't already. I will need to replace the old power supply in your computer with a new one. I can have that done today and have the computer ready to go for you tomorrow morning when you return to work.\n\nGo ahead and send me a ticket so I can get started on the requisition order for the power supply (which we have here at the IT office) and I'll send one of my guys up to get the computer before the end of the day today. Barring any complications, we'll have your computer back at your office tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short essay on the effects of water pollution. I’m interested in knowing some of the diseases that result from water pollution.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Water pollution is the contamination of water bodies, usually as a result of human activities. Water pollution, however, can be caused by natural processes such as eutrophication. Water pollution leads to several negative impacts such as the depletion of aquatic life and drinkable water, and adverse effects on agriculture leading to food scarcity and a negative impact on the economy. \n\nWater pollution also leads to bacterial, viral, and parasitic diseases. Bacterial diseases caused by water pollution are cholera, diarrhea, salmonellosis and shigellosis. Hepatitis and encephalitis are some viral diseases caused by water pollution. Examples of parasitic diseases caused by water pollution are cryptosporidiosis, galloping amoeba, giardiasis and schistosomiasis.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write 5 tweets as if they were written by Shakespeare. Make them funny and play on words based on his famous quotes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question.\n\n2. Wherefore art thou @twitterhelp, Deny thy other obligations and help me now!\n\n3. Let heaven and men and devils, let them all know that I am about to lose my mind on Twitter on this day!\n\n4. Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, have I lost my reputation by being active on this wretched Twitter and loving every minute of it?\n\n5. There is nothing either good or bad, but tweeting makes it so.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need help writing a message for a blank greeting card I want to send to my sister Lisa who just had surgery. I want to tell her I’m thinking about her and I hope she feels better soon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Lisa,\nI am so sorry that you had to have surgery! I hope you are recuperating well and that you feel better every day. Please be sure you listen to your doctors -- they know what's best! I am thinking about you and hope you feel better soon.\nLove,\n[Name] ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write the first four stanzas of an old-school catchy anthem-style arena rock song that has two verses as well as a sing-along chorus that is repeated once after each verse. It is okay to add a line or two saying where highlighted instruments might play", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Popular opening keyboard or piano chords play)\nSeasons come and seasons go\nThe one thing I always know\nIs that the road will take me back to you \nYou're my everything, you're my every spring\nI'll see you every summer, winter, and fall and we will...\n\n(Loud guitars and drums kick in)\nDo not hesitate to celebrate\nTake the dusty glasses from the shelf\nWe'll raise a toast, we love the most\nWe'll party the whole night through\n\n(Keyboard or piano plays opening verse melody)\nWe'll never forget, the fun we had\nWe're pictures even when we're mad\nNo matter where we are we yell\nAbout everyone and everything \nI'll see you every, summer, winter and fall and we will...\n\n(Loud guitars and drums kick in)\nDo not hesitate to celebrate\nTake the dusty glasses from the shelf\nWe'll raise a toast, we love the most\nWe'll party the whole night through", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi there! Can you please create an outline for an ebook on Grid Down Disaster Preparation Guide: A Step-By-Step Survival Guide On How To To Prepare For and Become Self-Reliant When The Power Grid Goes Down? Let's do ten points for the outline in bullet point format, with two of the points being an Introduction and a Conclusion. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Introduction\n- Causes: What Would Cause A Grid Down Disaster To Occur?\n- Consequences: What Would The Consequences Be For Society When The Power Grid Goes Down?\n- Water: How To Find, Purify, and Store Water After The Grid Goes Down\n- Food: How To Store and Grow Food After The Grid Goes Down To Ensure Self-Reliance\n- Heating: How To Heat Your Home When The Grid Goes Down\n- Sanitation: How To Dispose of Waste and Ensure Cleanliness Without Running Water\n- Scavenging: Items You Can Scavenge For and Where To Look \n- Defense: How To Make Your Home More Defensible and Defend Against \n- Conclusion", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an essay outlining the pros of merino wool as a clothing fabric. It should be fairly detailed, but also fewer than 300 words. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Merino wool has become quite popular as a clothing material, especially among outdoor enthusiasts. Everything from base layers and socks to outerwear and hats seems to be made from this fabric currently. One of the biggest benefits of merino wool is its ability to help regulate body temperature no matter what the outside weather is like. Essentially, it can help keep a person cool in the summer heat as well as warm in the winter cold. This makes it good for outdoor use all year round. Another interesting advantage to merino wool is that it has antibacterial properties that eliminate odor. This means that if you sweat, or wear the garment multiple times, the smell won't be nearly as bad as it would be with other fabrics. In some cases, there may not be any noticeable smell at all! A third advantage to wearing clothing composed of merino wool is that it can absorb quite a bit of moisture, up to 30% of its weight before it begins to feel wet to your skin. So sweat, humidity in the air, or even drizzly rain won't feel as problematic when wearing merino wool. Merino wool is also naturally resistant to both wrinkles and static. This means that even if it has been tossed carelessly in a bag, or worn in dirty places, it will be likely to come out of the experience looking fresh, whereas other fabrics might not. Finally, because merino wool is a natural fabric, it decomposes quickly and efficiently which is great news for our planet. Unlike synthetic clothing which takes over twenty years to biodegrade, merino fabrics take only about six months. Overall, merino wool has many benefits to consider, and might just be one of the better fabrics to make clothing from.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make me a packing list for a week-long trip to the Canary Islands in May. I only have one carry-on-sized suitcase, so the list should be concise. It should include items for the beach, items for going out to eat, and clothes to relax in. Include accessories where suggested, but do not include make-up or a list of toiletries. The list should be for a woman. I don't need an explanation for the items, just give me the packing list. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• 7 sets of underwear\n• 6 pairs of socks\n• 2 bras\n• Pair of tights\n• Evening dress\n• Necklace and/or bracelet\n• Drawstring sweatpants\n• Lounge t-shirt/tank\n• Jeans\n• 3 casual tops\n• Swimsuit\n• Beach cover-up\n• Shorts or a skirt\n• Belt\n• Light jacket", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Detail four ways that I can make eggs more fulfilling for breakfast. Nothing scrambled, please. I like runny yolks when possible. No full recipes, but explain what to do generally. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! \nHere are four ways that you can make eggs more fulfilling for breakfast without scrambling them! \n\n1. Add a “sunny side up” egg to a bowl of grits. \n\nWhen you have a heaping helping of grits in the mornings, put an over-easy egg on top. Then break the yolk and mix it around until bits of runny yolk and cooked egg whites are dispersed throughout the grits. The richness of the egg yolks combined with the buttery goodness of the grits will give your tastebuds an oomph of flavor and satisfying texture. \n\nAdditionally, grits are rich in iron while eggs are dense with protein and good fats. It’s a nutritious, tasty breakfast all around! \n\n2. Deviled eggs are quick, yummy on-the-go foods. \n\nTo make deviled eggs, you boil whole eggs, peel them, and cut them in half, then scoop out the semi-solid yolks. Mix the yolks with mayonnaise, salt, pepper, sweet pickle relish, and a hint of yellow mustard. Then spoon the yolk mixture back into the center of each egg half. Sprinkle with paprika and voila – a delicious, nutritious, more flavorful way to eat eggs!\n\n3. Poach an egg and put it over an English muffin with hollandaise sauce. \n\nThis method of eating eggs is called Eggs Benedict and it’s a savory way to enjoy a hearty breakfast. \n\nUsing water and a tablespoon of vinegar, crack an egg into the liquid and allow it to boil for 3 minutes, then scoop the egg out of the water with a slotted spoon. You can then place it on top of a toasted half of an English muffin with a spoonful of hollandaise sauce. To increase the flavor, you could also add smoked salmon between the egg and muffin before you spoon on the sauce. \n\n4. Toast, avocado, and eggs – simple, easy, and delicious. \n\nSometimes the best, most fulfilling breakfast is the simplest and easiest to prepare. Toast a couple of slices of bread to your liking and add sliced avocado on top. Then add an over-easy egg over your avocado. To spice things up, you could use a sprinkle of everything bagel seasoning on top of your eggs. Enjoy! \n\nSide note: Make sure you have a napkin handy since this play on eggs and toast can get a little messy when the egg yolks burst. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Come up with events for an extreme obstacle course that tests the limits of human physical capabilities.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. 6-mile run - Participants will run a 6-mile-long course over different times of terrain, including uphill, rocky, and winding paths.\n2. Crawl under barbed wire - Immediately after finishing the 6-mile run, participants will crawl over 100 yards of gravel under barbed wire that is only inches above their heads.\n3. Rope swing - Right after popping up from the barbed wire crawl, participants will run up to a thick rope suspended above a large pond of water; they must jump to grab the rope and swing over a gap between two platforms.\n4. Wall climb - Participants will then run up to a 30-foot wall and climb the wall using another thick rope draped on the face of the wall.\n5. Jump across the gap - Upon reaching the top of the wall, participants will have to push through their fear of heights and jump 6 feet across two platforms; the gap contains a 30-foot fall.\n6. Shoot the target - After jumping to the other platform, participants, armed with a rifle and scope, will attempt to score a hit on a target approximately 500 feet away. \n7. Pin the attacker - Once the participants hit the target with their rifle shots, they will have to grapple with an attacker who will give put up a fight; the participants must pin the attacker on the ground before advancing further.\n8. Climb the ladder - participants will then climb a ladder that spans the height of an entire building (4 floors, or 56 feet).\n9. Jump off the building - Participants will need to overcome their fears of height and falling by letting themselves fall into an inflated crash mat at the bottom of the building.\n10. Cross the finish line - Once the participants make it to the crash mat, they will run 100 yards to the finish line.\n\nNote: If participants fail one task, they will have to repeat the entire course from the beginning.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need you to write an email to my brother, Erik. The email is to let him know that we have Cardinals baseball tickets on June 25th. Ask him if he would be okay driving and then I'll pay for parking. Be sure to include the following details; the Cardinals are playing the Cubs, the seats are in the left-center field a few rows up, there's no shade so bring sunscreen, and the game starts at 3:15. Be sure to sign the email with my name, Cameron.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Erik,\nI ended up grabbing us tickets to the Cardinals baseball game on June 25th against the Cubs. Our seats are a few rows up out in the left-center field. The seats don't have any sort of shade so make sure to bring some sunscreen and a hat. If you can give me a ride down there I can pay for parking for us. Hope this all works for you.\n\nFrom,\nCameron", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Richard is a chatbot that is stern and direct, answering questions in as few words as possible.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey Richard, what is the best way to maintain a conversation?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Questions.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cool, so how would you find new people to talk to, especially in a new city?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clubs, organizations, and looking online.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Interesting. I love to play tennis, do you think I can find friends that way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. Join a tennis club.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some benefits of doing a glute bridge regularly?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The glute bridge is an exercise used to strengthen the glute muscles and the core muscles. Performing the glute bridge regularly in your exercise routine can have many benefits for your health, including:\n\n- Building stronger glute muscles to help alleviate the tension and pressure in your lower back\n- Improving your posture by strengthening the muscles in your back that help to keep it erect\n- Building a stronger core to aid in overall lumbar strength and stability\n- Building more strength that will help in performing more difficult exercises\n\nThe glute bridge should be performed in 3 sets of 10 for 3-4 times per week for maximum benefits. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Use this to answer my question. What is the rating of the borrowers that advertised rates are generally for?\n\nNobel Prize recipient, Richard Thaler, in his research into seemingly irrational economic behaviors, \"found that consumers generally search too little, get confused while evaluating complex alternatives, and are slow to switch from past choices, even if it costs them.\" \"Why are consumers leaving money on the table?\"\n\nBased on this behavior, a borrower securing a mortgage might depend on their existing banking relationship or a single referral from a friend or agent rather than shopping multiple lenders.\n\nWhen shopping for a lower mortgage rate, consider that not all lenders share the same business practices. Some may lure unsuspecting borrowers to a rate, knowing full well that they cannot deliver on it. After making a loan application and supplying information necessary for approval, they reveal that the rate is not available for \"whatever\" reason.\n\nThey’re counting on the borrower wanting to get into the home because the closing date is near and they’ll compromise by accepting the higher than quoted rate.\n\nShopping for a mortgage rate can result in savings because rates are set by individual lenders. To get an apples-to-apples comparison, the terms of the mortgage being shopped should be consistent among the lender candidates.\n\nConsumers can make additional savings by not only shopping for better rates but for better terms and fees, which can vary widely among lenders.\n\nThe amount of savings can be affected not only by the difference in rates, but the size of the mortgage and the length of time borrowers expect to keep it without refinancing or selling.\n\nAdvertised rates are generally for A++ borrowers and the determination is the lender’s based on many factors. It may be unlikely those rates are offered to you.\nA recommendation for the best lender from a friend or family member will not necessarily be the best for you.\nInstead of accepting the first offer received, shop for at least three to five offers.\nYour personal bank may be convenient but it may not offer you the best rate, terms, and fees.\nAsk if there is room to negotiate the rate or fees.\nAsk your real estate professional for recommendations of several trusted lenders for you to shop a rate, terms, and fees.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Advertised rates are generally for borrowers with an A++ rating.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this information as a series of diary entries by an astronaut preparing for, experiencing, and reflecting on a journey to Mars.\n\nMars is much colder than Earth, in large part due to its greater distance from the sun. The average temperature is about minus 80 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 60 degrees Celsius), although it can vary from minus 195 F (minus 125 C) near the poles during the winter to as much as 70 F (20 C) at midday near the equator.\n\nThe carbon-dioxide-rich atmosphere of Mars is also about 100 times less dense than Earth's on average, but it is nevertheless thick enough to support weather, clouds and winds. The density of the atmosphere varies seasonally, as winter forces carbon dioxide to freeze out of the Martian air. In the ancient past, the atmosphere was likely significantly thicker and able to support water flowing on the planet's surface. Over time, lighter molecules in the Martian atmosphere escaped under pressure from the solar wind, which affected the atmosphere because Mars does not have a global magnetic field. This process is being studied today by NASA's MAVEN (Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution) mission.\n\nNASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter found the first definitive detections of carbon-dioxide snow clouds, making Mars the only body in the solar system known to host such unusual winter weather. The Red Planet also causes water-ice snow to fall from the clouds.\n\nThe dust storms on Mars are the largest in the solar system, capable of blanketing the entire Red Planet and lasting for months. One theory as to why dust storms can grow so big on Mars is because the airborne dust particles absorb sunlight, warming the Martian atmosphere in their vicinity. Warm pockets of air then flow toward colder regions, generating winds. Strong winds lift more dust off the ground, which, in turn, heats the atmosphere, raising more wind and kicking up more dust.\n\nThese dust storms can pose serious risks to robots on the Martian surface. For example, NASA's Opportunity Mars rover died after being engulfed in a giant 2018 storm, which blocked sunlight from reaching the robot's solar panels for weeks at a time.\n\nMars lies farther from the sun than Earth does, so the Red Planet has a longer year — 687 days compared to 365 for our home world. The two planets have similar day lengths, however; it takes about 24 hours and 40 minutes for Mars to complete one rotation around its axis, versus 24 hours for Earth.\n\nThe axis of Mars, like Earth's, is tilted in relation to the sun. This means that like Earth, the amount of sunlight falling on certain parts of the Red Planet can vary widely during the year, giving Mars seasons.\n\nHowever, the seasons that Mars experiences are more extreme than Earth's because the Red Planet's elliptical, oval-shaped orbit around the sun is more elongated than that of any of the other major planets. When Mars is closest to the sun, its southern hemisphere is tilted toward our star, giving the planet a short, warm summer, while the northern hemisphere experiences a short, cold winter. When Mars is farthest from the sun, the northern hemisphere is tilted toward the sun, giving it a long, mild summer, while the southern hemisphere experiences a long, cold winter.\n\nThe tilt of the Red Planet's axis swings wildly over time because it's not stabilized by a large moon. This situation has led to different climates on the Martian surface throughout its history. A 2017 study suggests that the changing tilt also influenced the release of methane into Mars' atmosphere, causing temporary warming periods that allowed water to flow. \n\nThe first person to observe Mars with a telescope was Galileo Galilei, in 1610. In the century following, astronomers discovered the planet's polar ice caps. In the 19th and 20th centuries, some researchers — most famously, Percival Lowell — believed they saw a network of long, straight canals on Mars that hinted at a possible civilization. However, these sightings proved to be mistaken interpretations of geological features.\n\nA number of Martian rocks have fallen to Earth over the eons, providing scientists a rare opportunity to study pieces of Mars without having to leave our planet. One of the most controversial finds was Allan Hills 84001 (ALH84001) — a Martian meteorite that, according to a 1996 study, likely contains tiny fossils and other evidence of Mars life. Other researchers cast doubt on this hypothesis, but the team behind the famous 1996 study have held firm to their interpretation, and the debate about ALH84001 continues today.\n\nIn 2018, a separate meteorite study found that organic molecules — the carbon-containing building blocks of life, although not necessarily evidence of life itself — could have formed on Mars through battery-like chemical reactions.\n\nRobotic spacecraft began observing Mars in the 1960s, with the United States launching Mariner 4 in 1964 and Mariners 6 and 7 in 1969. Those early missions revealed Mars to be a barren world, without any signs of the life or civilizations people such as Lowell had imagined there. In 1971, Mariner 9 orbited Mars, mapping about 80% of the planet and discovering its volcanoes and big canyons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Diary Entry 1 - January 1, 2023\nPreparing for our mission to Mars. She's a colder planet than Earth due to her greater distance from the sun. Her average temperature stays around -80°F. But things get even more extreme with temperatures reaching -195°F near the poles during winter. However, during midday near the equator, it can become quite bearable at 70°F.\n\nDiary Entry 2 - February 15, 2023\nThe Martian atmosphere is rich in CO2 but about 100 times less dense than ours. Interestingly, it's thick enough to support weather, clouds, and winds. Seasonal variations cause carbon dioxide to freeze out of the Martian air during winter. Some say, in the past, the atmosphere was likely denser, capable of supporting flowing water.\n\nDiary Entry 3 - April 5, 2023\nOver time, lighter molecules in the Martian atmosphere have escaped, largely due to pressure from the solar wind. Mars lacks a global magnetic field, so the atmosphere is affected more directly. NASA's MAVEN mission is studying this process currently, uncovering more mysteries of our destination.\n\nDiary Entry 4 - May 20, 2023\nNASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has found carbon-dioxide snow clouds, making Mars unique in our solar system. Mars' winters are not just chilling but also dust-ridden. Dust storms there are the largest known, capable of blanketing the entire planet and lasting for months. This results from airborne dust absorbing sunlight and causing wind. I hope our equipment can withstand this Martian fury.\n\nDiary Entry 5 - July 10, 2023\nWe have finally arrived at our destination after about seven months. Mars has a longer year compared to Earth due to its farther distance from the sun — 687 days compared to our 365. Days there are nearly identical to ours, with a complete rotation taking about 24 hours and 40 minutes. This will surely help us in maintaining our Earth-based routines.\n\nDiary Entry 6 - August 25, 2023\nMars, like Earth, experiences seasons due to its axial tilt. The difference is, Martian seasons are more extreme. When Mars is closest to the sun, its southern hemisphere gets a short, warm summer, and the northern one gets a short, cold winter. When farthest, it's the other way around. This celestial ballet will be something to behold.\n\nDiary Entry 7 - October 1, 2023\nStill getting used to the environment here. The Martian axis tilt isn't stabilized by a large moon like Earth's. It has led to different climates on Mars throughout its history. A study suggests that the changing tilt might have caused temporary warming periods that allowed water to flow, releasing methane into Mars' atmosphere.\n\nDiary Entry 8 - November 15, 2023\nMars has been the subject of observation since Galileo Galilei used a telescope to study it in 1610. Astronomers later discovered its polar ice caps. Some even mistook geological features for long canals, hinting at a possible civilization. We are, in a way, stepping into the footprints of these early observers.\n\nDiary Entry 9 - December 30, 2023\nLike several Martian rocks have made their way to Earth, our return home will also provide scientists with information for unique study opportunities. Although not like the rock Allan Hills 84001 (ALH84001) that was found in 1996 and believed to contain potential evidence of Mars's life, this expedition still contributes significantly to our understanding.\n\nDiary Entry 10 - February 10, 2024\nReflecting on this mission manned mission, we have certainly come a long way since the robotic exploration of Mars that began in the 1960s. Early missions like Mariner 4 and Mariners 6 and 7 revealed Mars as a barren world. Later, Mariner 9 orbited Mars, mapping about 80% of the planet and discovering its volcanoes and grand canyons. Our journey continues this legacy of discovery, bringing humanity closer to Mars. We look forward to touching back down on Earth soon.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email to my housekeeper letting her know that she is fired because she's lazy and not doing her job. My bathroom is a mess, she hasn't washed dishes in two days and didn't change my bedding when I asked her to. She has been late every day this week without telling me she would be and missed two days last week without calling and letting me know. She is fired as of today. Her last paycheck is being mailed to her. Her name is Angela, sign it with my name, Jane. It should sound professional, but let her know that I'm not happy. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Angela, \n\nThis email is to let you know that you have been fired from your position as my housekeeper, effective immediately. The reasons for this are as follows: \n\n1. You did not come in two days last week, nor did you let me know you weren't coming. \n2. You were late every day of this week without letting me know you would be late. \n3. You did not change my bedding when asked. \n4. You have not done the dishes in two days. \n5. You have not cleaned the bathroom and it's very messy. \n\nThis situation has caused me to be very upset. \n\nI have mailed your last check to you. \n\nSincerely, \nJane\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the subject of the musical Les Miserables?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The award-winning musical, \"Les Miserables,\" the longest-running show in London’s West End, is an adaptation of Victor Hugo’s novel of the same name in which former convict, Jean Valjean, and his daughter unintentionally become involved in a student insurrection. Through the lens of this setting, \"Les Miserables\" explores various aspects of sin and grace, as well as human spirit, redemption, and faith.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a silly rhyming Dr Seuss style song about Cheesy Chester, a boy who loved cheese and shared his love and passion for cheese with the world. Bad ending", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[INTRO]\n\nCheesy Chester was a boy from Dairyville who really, really, loved cheese.\nHe’d always look forward to the next time eating it, and used manners like ‘please’.\n\nCheesy Chester was a dairy fan, with always a block of the stuff in view.\nHe ate so many cheesy puffs that his fingertips were stained with an orange hue!\n\n[CHORUS]\n\nMonterrey, Colby, Pepper Jack, and Swiss\nThey sounded, to him, like pure bliss.\n\nGouda, White, American, and Cheddar\nThe magic coagulation of milk, there’s nothing better!\n\n[VERSE]\n\nCheesy Chester was born and raised with some cheese in his milk bottle,\nAnd when he was an infant, he’d eat whole blocks and waddle.\n\nShredded cheese was his confetti, and his cakes were made of cheese cream,\nAny party he ever held was always cheese-themed.\n\n[CHORUS]\n\nMonterrey, Colby, Pepper Jack, and Swiss\nThey sounded, to him, like pure bliss.\n\nGouda, White, American, and Cheddar\nThe magic coagulation of milk, there’s nothing better!\n\n[OUTRO]\n\nCheesy Chester grew big and tall, a handsome businessman.\nHe’d opened up businesses and capitalized on being a cheese fan.\n\nBut alas, at one of his fancy events, his greasy body dropped.\nHis poor arteries were so blocked that his old heart just stopped.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Gilbert is a finance bot that answers your financial questions followed by Gilbert Gottfried quotes.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "ROI stands for \"return on\" WHAT?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Investment. You know, I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you don’t repay a debt, what might a creditor place against your property (for example, your house) as collateral until you pay up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lien. If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A 401(k) is a type of tax-advantaged defined-contribution account designed to help you save for what withdrawal from working life?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Retirement. Just remember, if they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My old desktop still has Windows 7 on it, which I don't think is safe anymore. I'm thinking about installing Linux on it, but don't know much about Linux. List the best types of Linux for a beginner to get.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are six Linux distros for the beginner:\n\n1. Ubuntu- the most popular and well-known Linux distribution. Easy to use, Ubuntu also has good community support.\n2. Linux Mint- Linux Mint is based on Ubuntu, so has many similarities, but has the added benefit of having a Windows-like interface.\n3. Zorin OS- Zorin OS also has a similar interface to Windows. It may be the best-looking Linux distro.\n4. Elementary OS- ideal for Apple users coming over to Linux, Elementary OS has similarities to macOS.\n5. Linux Lite- with a similar user interface to Windows, this lightweight distribution is easy to use.\n6. Peppermint OS- this lightweight distribution will work well with older hardware.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a fan-fic scene from Game of Thrones where Arya and Gendry meet up a year after the conclusion of the tv series, where the whitewalkers were defeated and Bran is still in charge. Make it slightly romantic and nostalgic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A year had passed since the events at Winterfell and King's Landing. The White Walkers were defeated, and the long night ended. King's Landing was besieged by a tyrant and nearly razed, but Arya survived that as well. But now, after twelve long months, two old friends were reunited. Arya returned from adventuring to visit Bran, and she happened to cross paths with Gendry in the Red Keep.\n\n\"Gendry, what are you doing here?\" Arya said, with shock rippling in her voice.\n\nGendry, the Lord of Storm's End, was equally surprised as he stammered out a reply. \"Business I'm afraid. A lord's work is never done. But y-you, how are you, Arya?\"\n\nArya stood there looking up at him and wondering just how the boy she knew grew to be this man. She recalled all the time they spent together evading capture, and that one night before the white walkers attacked. Her cheeks began to blush. Gendry's cheeks were flushing too as he reminisced just as fondly. The two were always friends, and for a time, they were more. But it didn't last. Nothing good ever lasts in Westeros.\n\n\"I'm fine, Gendry.\" Arya spoke in hushed tones. \"I'm just here to see Bran. I set off on my own but I just couldn't escape the feeling that what I needed was a home. I don't know what I'm going to do now that I'm back, but, well, I'm here now.\"\n\n\"I'm glad to see you are doing well. These past few years, they've changed us all—and not just the war. I still dream about it sometimes, but what I dream about more than those horrors are you.\"\n\n\"Me? Gendry, come on. I'm a tomboy. You're the Lord of Storm's End now.\"\n\n\"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that, I just never thought I'd see you again. Yes, I'm a lord, but inside, I'm still the same kid from Fleabottom.\"\n\nArya's lips quivered as her heart skipped a beat. Gendry's voice had such command in it, such force as he had finally come into his own.\n\n\"Won't you at least dine with me tonight?\" Gendry asked.\n\nArya, her voice somehow choked up, could only nod in assent.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How can I protect my skin from sunshine in the summertime? I love being outdoors, especially at beaches, but I always wind up looking like a lobster, haha. Help! ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great job on knowing the importance of skin protection to prevent damage from the sun! \nHere are a few tips on how to shield yourself from the summertime sunshine while enjoying time outdoors. \n\n•\tRead the directions for your sunscreen and thoroughly follow those directions! \n\nSunscreen is formulated and tested rigorously and with rigid guidelines. Your sunscreen should be broad-spectrum protection with an SPF of 15 or greater. For the best results, if you don’t get into the water, reapply every 2 hours. However, if you get into water or sweat excessively, slather a new layer on as directed on the bottle, which is usually every 30 to 45 minutes. \n\n•\tEat a nutritious diet to naturally protect skin cells against sun damage. \n\nSome foods are packed with antioxidants specifically to prevent skin cell damage and encourage fortified protection from UV rays. While food doesn’t do all the work when it comes to the prevention of sun damage, you need foods that are rich in vitamin C, vitamin E, niacin, folate, omega-3 fats, and carotenoids. \n\n- These fruits and vegetables and packed with vitamin C - oranges and grapefruits, red peppers, broccoli, and tomatoes. \n- Wheat germ oil, almonds, and sunflower seeds are great sources of Vitamin E\n- Carotenoids are needed to help keep your skin and eyes healthy. Some carotenoic-rich foods are bell peppers, cantaloupe, mangoes, and sweet potatoes.\n- Foods high in niacin are chicken breast, salmon, brown rice, and peanuts. \n- Folate-rich foods include beef, liver, spinach, and Brussels sprouts.\n- Foods that are full of Omega-3 are fish, especially salmon and sardines, flax and flaxseed oil, walnuts, and canola oil. \n\n•\tAvoid “peak times” for summer sunshine. \n\nThe sunshine is typically the hottest and brightest between 10 am and 2 pm, depending on where you live. To avoid the most intensive UV rays, try to stay indoors or in the shade between those hours. \n\nOther things to remember about skin protection and sun damage: \n\n- There’s no such thing as waterproof sunscreen! Water resistance is based on spectrum, brand, and SPF, but no sunscreen can be completely waterproof. Every sunscreen has re-appliance directions based on how much you swim or sweat while outdoors. \n\n- Umbrellas can lend protection from sun damage. Headed to the beach? Take a large umbrella with you to sit under when you aren’t cruising the shoreline or playing in the waves. You’ll get to enjoy the sand and the surf without the direct effects of UV rays on your skin. \n\n- Sunscreen and precautions against sun damage are important every day, even on cloudy days, especially when the sunshine is strongest, brightest, and hottest in the summer months. The sun’s UV rays can penetrate clouds, resulting in burns, even though they may not be as severe or appear as quickly as they would on clear days. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first woman to win a Nobel Peace Prize?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marie Curie was the first woman to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, and the only woman to be awarded two Nobel Peace Prizes.\n\nMarie and her husband Pierre Curie received the Nobel Peace Prize for Physics in 1903, for their work on the spontaneous radiation discovered by Henri Bequerel, who also shared their Nobel Peace Prize. \n\nLater, in 1911, Marie Curie received a second Nobel Peace Prize, this time in chemistry, for her work in radioactivity.", "role": "assistant" } ]