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1cu0xh5
I bet he can hear me. *Runs away*
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1cpkok5
Just rub salt in the wounds why don’t you (Spent hours trying to see it but clouds)
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1d5o3mj
Wow this is insanity. We are so fucked
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1bvmp13
Dismantle or handicap israel
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1c3z1qo
Worst thing to ever happen to Lancashire. I’ve met many a person from both Liverpool and Manchester that didn’t even know they were part of Lancashire till 1974. I’m from Urban (poor) Lancashire and there are 0 job prospects or transport links to Manchester- a train that runs once hourly. Blackburn/burnley/preston for their large populations are awful places to live to name a few. Born in Blackburn, lived in darwen. Left 7 years ago and would hate to go back.
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1cncsbd
Demand number 15: *Ensure insurance quotes don't cost more for someone called "Muhammad"* WTAF Statistically, I would imagine that insurance would cost more for a "Muhammad" because a "Muhammad" far more likely than a "Michael" to... * Live in an urban area * Live in a poor area * Park on the street When I moved from a village to a large town, my insurance nearly doubled.
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1bhpktw
Is this the same Frank Hester that proclaimed that MP Dianne Abbott makes him hate all black women, and that she should be shot? The same corrupt Frank Hester that gifted the tories £5m a few years ago to get his first pick at lucrative NHS contracts, and has managed to profit £130m from his little "bribe"? That Frank Hester?
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1bm3bus
Wow. Have you always been an unmitigated w***er, or only since the brain trauma?
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1bv42jy
I'm studying a construction related degree right now and I don't know a single person who hasn't thought about emigrating. Before I went to university I took a few years off and worked in Italy when we were still in the EU, well that's all finished now so I don't see a future for myself in the UK as it's no longer a base through which to access Europe. My original plan was to work in the UK for a couple of years and then look for work in maybe France or Germany because why not, but that's become so much harder so I'm looking at New Zealand or Australia when I graduate. It's common sense. This country doesn't value young people. Why would a 20 something with a valuable degree stay in the UK and have stagnant wages, shit pensions, crappy housing? My brother is doing his doctor training at the moment and he's decided to stay in the UK because he loves the NHS and wants to give something back which is very noble. But for someone like myself who has had their life fucked by 14 years of tory bullshit and Brexit I see no future in the UK.
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1d35bq6
We need to travel to keep the country running, and pensioners in their triple lock. 
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1c0qbo2
Not realistic. None of the players have gone bankrupt yet.
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1ck3c44
I'm assuming you're a dude probably between the age of 16-25 looking at your jeans and emoji use. If that is the case then I assume your mates are the same age. At which point. They're just mates being knobs because it's funny. They're nice boots dude don't take everything to heart
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1d2y53i
Just bloody nationalise them already! It’s not a market as there’s no competition, just foreign pensions and investment funds siphoning the British citizens bank accounts.
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1d5x2ir
In Ireland (that distant, exotic land) generally there are no school meals. edit: oh look it’s being introduced in some places a few years ago.
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1d490fz
You are just utterly pulling that price out of your arse mate
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1d4e1pp
I'm not the biggest Starmer supporter but in fairness to him, he's doing what he needs to to win. Another Corbyn would struggle. I'm hoping he believes in a lot of what labour did then and that's he's just smart enough to keep it quiet. I know he wants to nationalise rail and energy, Iv heard him say he wants to abolish university fees but we can't afford it right now, I have no issues with this as long as I know they want this stuff and we'll get there eventually!
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1crm6ju
The irony of Americans defending a baby killer is not lost on me
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1by8lcq
I'd prefer chance that they don't use a weapon over certainty. You may think that's victim mentality, but I'd rather be alive than not. My phone and my wallet are no where near as important to me as my life. > just stand there and have your stuff taken in the hopes they don't hurt you? Yes. I'd rather meekly hand them over, get home in one piece and cancel my cards thanks. I'm a middle aged, slightly overweight, unfit IT guy who hasn't been in anything approaching a fight in decades. Fuck that noise, I'd rather get home in one piece than think I'm Jason fucking Statham and end up having my arse handed to me.
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1cimjpr
Maybe the tories giving up to 80% cuts in funding to councils since 2010. Austerity making people ill and driving economic decline reduced tax take as less work is done too. Tory government forcing councils to be "more commercial" and thus take massive risks on things like property & commercial projects. Watch Teeside...they're fucked. With Houchen having sold £130 million of land & £49 million of scrap to "investors" for £13 (yes THIRTEEN) & with a contract so badly written they can literally just walk away with the cash, those people up there are going to rightly be fucked over when THEY have to bail that out. Brum is an interesting take as it was tory / lib dem in the 00s that fucked it with the pay stuff. Then capita somehow got a project to save them £1 billion over 10 years which ended up COSTING the council £1 billion. Somehow Capita have got away on the sly with this & somehow still get work.
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1d5kmp9
He doesn’t hate them. It’s worse than that, he doesn’t care at all.
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1cvmaaz
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) Generally in old documents a Sargent was important, especially to the lower ranks. They had to be tough as old boots & sharp as nails. If you are looking into British Genealogy and you can't get much from the site you are on, have a look at british genealogy forum or if it's WW1 related the Long Long Trail forum. They both good & helpful
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1d68acz
Remember when his thing was dressing like a paramilitary guy and rounding up all the old NF clowns for a reunion tour going up and down the country in a coach drinking special brew and making a spectacle of themselves?
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1bd3j0w
It’s the cup of tea, isn’t it? They CGI a cup of tea????
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1d3i3mt
So she has been cleared by the police, the police again, HMRC, the council… so I expect tomorrow for the press to have checked with judge Judy, judge Rinder, Tom and Jerry, sooty and the Pudsey bear
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1d2ttox
Disgusting hag
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1c7chpv
Back in my day when the world was black and white, freddos were 5p
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1ckrypm
A large number of politicians are linked directly to Zionist organisations. It's interesting how the British veterans of Palestine have been ignored and conveniently forgotten about. You could make at argument that she is betraying their memory and the other victims of the Zionist Terrorists. Things like the king David hotel bombing, the murder of Lord Moyne,the murder of Folke Bernadotte,the Sargent's affair and all the other acts of terror. There was even a letter bombing campaign in the UK by Zionists.
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1brvrhg
Lol you're brain damaged
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1c0tua0
All those repairs and still a pothole… I’d expect nothing less
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1clonsi
Jesus christ the US is so fucked up rn
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1d5yr56
This just shows it's time to outlaw football. Compared to the arrests at most matches, which nutters rant about banning, these are astronomically higher.
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1bmj5p2
Cannabis should absolutely be kept illegal. Relative of mine started on that, then moved on to other drugs, ended up on heroin and assaulted police officers, while contributing nothing the society. Having visited places in America where it is legal, the stench pervades everywhere and gave me a headache, and is obviously not ideal for kids to be around. It is not harmless, and indeed it should hugely be cracked down upon.
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1cop1au
You's some handsome people!
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1axin0y
Drove from Milton Keynes to the Tunnel and down to the south of France yesterday. 15 hours of non-stop rain. Visibility was less than zero at times. Anyone know any good prayers I can offer to the sun god?
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1cdhbxz
This is basically correct, down to the part where it talks about Edmund, Edward and Æthelbert being patron saints of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes. This is modern revisionist rubbish. They were not divided like this. Edward the Confessor died in 1066. This is well beyond the period when "Saxon" and "Angle" were distinct identities. The Kingdom of England was one kingdom by then, and they called themselves English. I also don't know what a "white Syrian" is. St George was a Greek.
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1d1c2rm
The scheme theyre proposing isnt actually national service, its just the media spin.
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1d38vhm
Good!!! Fucking remind the morons who are refusing to vote Labour in July or the GTTO candidate what life will be like if they vote Green or for the "gaza candidate"....genuinely fuck yourself if you facilitate a tory come back & then complain that your hospital has closed or that the NHS no longer does the surgery you need
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1cyijqb
That would probably be a good idea, to be honest.
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1bospol
No you wouldn't. You wouldn't care in the slightest.
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1d38bf7
I blagged a flight in an RAF Sea King once and I can still vividly remember the smell now, hot exhaust fumes just constantly blasting through the fuselage, absolutely horrible. I did think at the time that it cannot be good for you!
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1d691xq
Disability benefit processes are designed by the government and companies like Capita to punish those with disabilities, lie where possible and make the lives of disabled people as unpleasant as possible. Why the independent only thinks this is newsworthy when it happens to a Syrian is however, a total mystery.
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1d5a8wa
As a traffic cop, he will be trained to drive that fast, issue here is that he was doing it for no good reason.
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1d3hs54
Posts such as this are why I still use Reddit haha
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1bs5y53
"There's nobody in the world like you!" Speaking for myself I'd say thank God for that and so would everybody else! Happy Easter to you! Hello Spring at last!
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1d5x2ir
100% exactly why this country Infuriates me. I have to pay for all these benefits cheats and their kids, and then they money they get they spend it on booze and tags instead of food.
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1ckr51r
He announces plans to reduce benefits, not only is it tone deaf but it looks like he wants to squander it on Ukraine (where the truth is so edited that it can't be relied upon).
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1by6vom
I’m married to one so definitely a fan, they’re warm and friendly but also incredibly loud and can be a bit over the top sometimes emotionally haha I’d say Brazilians are incredibly different from Brits in so many ways but they’re lovely people.
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1d4hrho
How much marginal MW capacity would these even provide? It's not "national security" when the action doesn't make any meaningful changes.
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1b9xbmo
Christ, who'd be a police officer? It seems soul destroying.
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1d496h0
I don't like Rishi but give him a break. He and his wife are multi-millionaires. Had he bought a Decathlon backpack, he would have been criticised for pretending to be working class.
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1bcvprx
Without the other images citing when people fabricated hate crimes against themselves, this stank of third party agitation or Jews punching themselves.
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1bdtrcv
Not saying she’s perfect but she was treated horrendously by the media and her own party.
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1bate8h
You’ll see scum celebrating shit like this. Vile wastes of life.
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1bwk2tv
Could be Freddy Krueger
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1d35qlg
'on balance Mao did more good than harm'. Diane Abbott on Chairman Mao. Labour may actually win an election for the first time in 14 years. We just need the ship to hold steady, don't do anything stupid, don't fuck it up. This fanny just jumped back on board and is rocking and howling. She doesn't give a fuck about the country, and would rather lose, again, as long as she's in the spotlight.
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1bij6ji
This aged well
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1c7ss1u
wish they hadnt told me I had cancer ...
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1ay04mv
People talk about shamima begum not being allowed back Plenty of UK people going over to join the idf, committing genocide and then returning Keep them out too the genocidal maniacs
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1d5kmp9
'You'll love it' shouts this tory ghoul, who never did anything like this himself. I don't even know how it can be legal, to force someone to do something they don't want to do. Surely this is an afront to civil liberties at the very least?
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1d3yn7z
Horrible. Have an additional twing of empathy partly for the awfulness of a Father getting their son in a horrible situation.
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1d5l0pg
The thing about Brexit is that it lets you hypothetically do a bunch of stuff that you can't do in the EU, like control migration, intervene to support heavy industry, and be a lot more explicit in insulting the French. When Labour aren't campaigning to rejoin the EU, they can effectively attack the Government on their failure to do what they promised and what people wanted. When they campaign to rejoin the EU, the position flips, and the Conservatives can again make the argument to do all the stuff that they aren't actually doing. The far more sensible strategy is to win power, demonstrate to left behind voters that the government is actually committed to helping them and can be trusted, and then explain why rejoining would offer this better than remaining outside. Unfortunately, that requires a lot of work. A lot of remainers care enough to tweet, but get quite bored at the prospect of actually coming up with a good solution for the parts of the country they don't actually give a shit about.
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1bwgrlq
Its perspective. The poorest people in the UK have the same phones as the richest person in the world. Credit lending to play pretend rich because of social media pressures that’s started since the internet as we compare ourselves with people outside our own towns. The government and big wigs are lining each others pockets while we sit defeated and tired in front of the goggle box with our microwave meals because the work life balance never shifted back post war. Both sides of the argument considered there, we cannot compete with China and India for growth because we have more rules and regulations to protect us from predatory companies forcing the unemployed into extremely depressing production factories like the ones in China with suicide nets. Before anyone gets high and mighty, ask yourself what are you doing to make your country better? All I see is litter and too many cars and not enough respect for each other as we push and shove back to our little castles.
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1bs5y53
Someone walking past carrying a knife planning a random stabbing - thanks, yea I am awesome.
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1bz00ww
It's fucking disgusting. Never opposed a single thing. Especially Kier, a former human rights lawyer. A pinnacle example of power corrupting.
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1d5osrx
Completely empty promises, where does this money come from? Why didn't they do this over the last 14 years if they could have? Even if they did it would only go to tory-friendly towns anyway. Utterly desperate bollocks.
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1d45m83
Immediately knew we’d see the word “Islamophobia”. This is the environment people like her have created. She’s been accused of Antisemitism for the tweets she’s liked which I agree is soft, but this is the consequence of endlessly accusing people of different cultures and/or religions of racism or whatever phobia should they disagree.
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1csuwqp
> Although the party is expected to impose a shortlist of candidates on the local constituency party, it will then be up to members to decide. Truly a democratic labour party /s
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1baofai
This show sucks.
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1d3hlsq
A public waste offence has definitely been committed here - the council wasting public funds and everyone's time.
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1ciqmak
An interesting fact about Cameron and many of his inbred no-lip Eton compadres is that they are actually born without mouths and have to have a slit cut into their otherwise featureless faces when born. Those that don't have this procedure performed talk out of their arse instead which is their natural way of communicating. Don't trust the Tories, they are lying scum and only have their and their old boy network friend's interests at heart.
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1d3e02g
The man should be dismissed. Making a mockery of the law. How much longer will we tolerate this corruption of our democracy.
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1d5hsxf
We've taken kids to Panto for generations, and while the appeal to tradition is a shit one, it does somewhat show up the hypocrisy. >I think you have to be a bit obtuse to not understand why people could perceive it as creepy and inappropriate. I mean, I think people find it "inappropriate" because they assume that cross-dressing is only acceptable either as a joke or as sexual, so seeing sincere non, sexualised drag means that gender non-conformity is being given *respect* and this cannot be allowed.
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1bk1b4f
Quicksand or drowning in the Thames, it is imperative we *do not make a scene!*
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1c0tua0
That's right, send the team out on 20 separate occasions to inadequately fill in the potholes, vs one single visit to do it right.
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1d4b2s4
* Step 1: Purge the unelectables. * Step 2: Don't engage in highly polarised issues that have no bearing on everyday people's lives. * Step 3: Don't say stupid shit that makes the Tories look like saints in comparison. Looks like a fine plan to me
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1d57y5r
I've got one in my camper. I love using it. I'm going to keep using it. Don't like it? Boo-fucking-hoo for you I guess.
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1bx8eu0
Don't do what the previous owners did in our place ... we moved in and noticed the hall floor didn't seem right in a couple of spots. Hoicked up the carpet and there were holes in the chipboard just like that, except someone had repaired them with plaster. Actual wall plaster. To this day I can't get my head round their thinking.
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1d55iyg
This is why I actively avoid tescos. It's bad enough that they're so expensive, never mind the added tax of not having a clubcard.
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1cjc4ta
We're just so completely pathetic. Of course, try bringing your spouse here if you're a 25 year old brit in love and you don't have a chance. Our spineless system punishes people it has leverage over, and the people who just ignore it get left alone.
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1brcl81
:No no that can't be my son he is a good boy and is always at church with me" ...smell the fuckimg roses love or look on his social media feeds mummy ..... guaranteeing will have drugs and hos...and weed and wads of cash and knives and rap songs all over them ... While still living at home with mummy ....well 'ard
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1c9kjse
It's actually insane to me that people think importing millions of people into western countries who have vastly different sets of values will work out just because. Remember, we live in democracies. We are importing votes for these values we don't agree with. We don't even allow for the possibility of integration and assimilation because we're letting so many in that instead of them conforming to our ways of life, they're changing our ways of life over tim
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1d4doel
You’re right, comparable countries with harsh sentencing notably have less crime. Wait, hold on a second…
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1cb0zq6
I laugh at this because it's so damn true. I'm currently working for a government department and living in the boot of my car after being issued a section 21 and then evicted. The council has not helped in any way and where I am situated there is no available housing (even house shares) or the housing available is way beyond the scope of my affordability. I'm broke, not financially but in spirit.
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1c0qbo2
The point of Monopoly is to show that once someone has some money, it's really easy for them to dominate and nobody else can keep up. Monopoly was already describing 2024. Oh, it's also in the name.
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1bka6ay
These articles are written by simpletons for simpletons.
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1balovb
I didn’t say they did. I just wanted to know how many dead children is acceptable before one expresses agreement with ‘pro Palestinians’.
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1d2vpu1
r/UnitedKingdom has been a complete right-wing nutjob fest for at least the last 18 months. The mods are out of control, and ban people for simply subscribing to other subs they don't like, they shut down sarcastic comments (in a sub about the United Kingdom....I mean, come on, if it's one thing British people are good at, it's being sarcastic), and basically they lost all sense of humour and common sense. It used to be a decent sub for discussion about what was going on in the UK. There was some kind of mod recruitment drive, where they allowed semi-literate knuckle draggers to "moderate" posts and it basically turned into a complete fucking mess almost overnight.
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1bk83rc
Our right to peaceful protest is danger due to bribed politicians working on behalf of a fascist state. Our democracy has been compromised- each politician who had accepted such “donations” from any foreign state, has committed treason and is unfit for office- they should be arrested.
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1bthc64
Did you not understand the word "off" or the word "fuck"?
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1d5a8wa
I most certainly can’t say the police officers get treated fairly. The occasional exception doesn’t contradict that general understanding.
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1d4qpab
How have we got to 2024 and governments still don’t get that prohibition doesn’t work and creates more of a problem. The war on drugs for instance is just one big farce and drugs would actually be less of an issue if everything was legalised.
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1baofai
Fucking hell that’s bad.
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1d4sb4p
So, the way I see it, the way we are building at the moment is just ludicrous! We are forcing more and more housing into towns and villages that have completely unsuitable infrastructure. When we build, we need to do it properly. Build where people need it, build sustainable, appropriate, housing and build the supporting services with it.
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1cqh07s
Buying a cold coffee from the fresh food to go section feeling like a fashionista im my baggy faded joggy bottoms, oversized hoody and crackhead teeth. Like yes darlings, look at me shopping in the reduced section. What a yellow tag on that bad boy "can of tinned peas, for 5p you say, well this is elegant"
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1c7xu7d
These goons need to realise that the main reason Palestinians don't want to be refugees (or why their neighbours aren't taking them in) is because once they leave, they aren't going to be let back in. It's why the Zionists keep pushing for them to leave. Why should the Palestinians leave their own land and homes? The Facists should f*** off back to America and Europe, where they can revel in their Fascism.
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1d3a7po
Sounds like a quick and cheap way to try and get rid of people stupid enough to take this ‘offer’. I hope they tell him to jog on and force him to pay a redundancy package.
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1d3gl60
“U.K. prisons are not overcrowded! Go compare them to the most overcrowded prisons in the entire world, in a country that has been repeatedly called out for breaching human rights about this very issue!” Darling, we are not trying to compete for the worst prison system worldwide, rather we are trying to have a good one.
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1cijl06
At least credit the source where you got this from: Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives
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1d67ul5
Getting an apprenticeship changed my life. I was working a dead end career as a chef and an apprenticeship gave me a lifeline into the power industry. I really consider them valuable for the country and are an excellent policy for people who traditionally couldn't afford university (the middle working class, where maintenance funding and grants fall majorly short and parents could never afford to support them). For an extra year or two on a course, an apprentice comes out with the same academic qualifications but 4-5 years industrial experience. I highly recommend people trying to get on one. I support most of Labour’s policies, however I have to agree with the tories on this one and perhaps lean into the lib dems idea being the best. Rather than extracting funds for retraining, there should be additional funding. I can only see unscrupulous business (which is most) using this to utilise the apprenticeship levy to pay for routine staff training, likely redesigned as an in house delivery so individuals don't even get external certification to utilise.
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1cbusni
Ukrainian fascists committing genocide... You are either a liar or insane. Or both.
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