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"what’s the best way to avoid giving a new website my phone # or email every time I buy online? ",
"what’s the best way to avoid giving a new website my phone # or email every time I buy online? "
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"I use my animals names and a fake phone number. This way when I start getting mail addressed to my animals, I know who sold my information. Do with that what you will.",
"A burner email and a google voice number, you can ignore it if you want but you can still see what you were sent if you get coupons, need to find a receipt for a return, etc."
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"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? ",
"What are some websites I can sign up my neighbor for so he gets harassed by visitors non-stop? "
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"Take a picture of some random liquor bottles, or just find one online. Make an ad on Craigslist saying you're a alcoholic who just started recovery and you're giving away your stash for free to the first person who shows up. Pickup only. His address. Watch the fun.",
"I'd be careful with this. You're potentially putting the people who visit at risk. Plus, if it's just a job for them, it's gonna really suck to have to add this shithead to their day. (I know it's unethical lpt but...)",
"Nah nah, if you sign up your NEIGHBOR to get nonstop visitors, he may just start sending them to your place. Better idea is to use his address to sign him up for a bunch of junk mail, political crap, and mailers so his post is full of bullshit just like his mouth.",
"Call your local Mormon missionaries with google voice or \\*67 give them his name and address and say you're very interested in learning about their religion. Setup a time to meet them when you know they'll be home. They'll knock on his door for the next couple of months at least",
"On too of the other suggestions, find every church in town and call saying you’re interested in finding jesus and give em his address, also ask for quotes from lawncare companies and home security systems",
"Sign up to gay connections on Craigslist. If they're gay, post straight connection requests 😆",
"Quote for solar panels, home water filtration systems, landscaping, etc.",
"Put their address into home security sites, annoying religious sites Jehovah witness, local sketchy churches, etc. Also make fake ads on Facebook, offer up, craigslist for fake items.",
"Definitely as many religious sites or business that may solicit, like cutco or some at home security company. It’s not destructive, but it’ll be annoying as hell.",
"ADT, they won't leave him alone. Also the \"mortgage life insurance companies\". They will come out non stop.",
"List his house as For Sale By Owner at a cheap price and list the open house times for when he's home.",
"If you know the phone number request a quote for a mortgage online. Non stop calls im talking like 50+ calls a day for atleast a week.",
"Plenty of religious organizations will show up at your door if you type their address on their website, from Latter Day Saints to Muslims you can send an unlimited amount as long as you know their address\n\n",
"Report him as a Scientology escapee. I hear those guys are relentless.",
"Try no to do multiple of these others posted at the same time because it could become suspicious if within a few days a solar company, jehovahs witnesses and people asking for puppies and alcohol start knocking on the door. If will be easy to guess something is up. \n\nBefore you do any of these you could fake some kind of sweepstakes or freebies where he needs to sign up with his address, so there would be an explanation how others got his address. Even a fake phone call where he just needs to confirm his address could do the trick.",
"Maybe something to do with scientology? From what I've heard, those people just don't quit.",
"Get his number, sign him up for text alerts or everything you can find on the internet.",
"You can sign people up to be visited by jahovas witnesses, just do a quick google search, all you need is the house address and a phone number",
"Sounds like it’s time for a garage sale. Bet he has antiques & construction equipment for sale?",
"Soooooooooo there's this thing called church of scienceOlogy and you can totally sign your neighbor up for more information from them on their page..",
"Not visitors, but sign him up here and his phone won’t stop ringing for weeks: https://www.marketplace-plans.com/",
"If the dude has anger issues then this could go very badly. I wouldn't invite innocent people to cross paths with the guy just for some entertainment. Why not find a way to waste only the douchebag's time without messing with anyone else?",
"Free chickens or rabbits work well on Craigslist pranked a friend this way once",
"Do the JWs and Mormons have an outreach program you can sign him up for?"
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"I bought flights with delta for a friend, flying in about a month. Something came up for her and I want to get a refund. What method/lie works to get maximum return? I ",
"I bought flights with delta for a friend, flying in about a month. Something came up for her and I want to get a refund. What method/lie works to get maximum return? I ",
"I bought flights with delta for a friend, flying in about a month. Something came up for her and I want to get a refund. What method/lie works to get maximum return? I ",
"I bought flights with delta for a friend, flying in about a month. Something came up for her and I want to get a refund. What method/lie works to get maximum return? I "
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"Dispute the transaction on your card. Just say you dont even know who that person is.",
"I actually got a refund once!\n\nFirst a couple of caveats, while it was still after the refund period, I paid using points so that might have something to do with their flexibility vs money.\n\nTwo, technically my flight changed, but the only thing that changed was departure time after my layover, which was pushed up and shortened my layover from 2 hours to less than an hour. Although if you check on your flights daily, it might happen, this sort of change is fairly common.\n\nSo with that said, because they wouldn't cancel/refund at first, I just pretended like I scheduled it entirely around the layover and was planning on seeing someone in the layover city and gave them a whole spiel in how my trip was now worthless because of their change. \n\nPretty sure she knew I was full of it, because who schedules a week long trip around a two hour layover lol, but technically she couldn't prove otherwise, and I wasnt yelling or anything. So she eventually relented and refunded my points. \n\n\n\n",
"If you are being treated by a doctor Delta will give you a voucher for cr",
"Ask your friend to get an unfit to fly note from their doctor. Worked for someone I know with BA, although she got cr"
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"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? ",
"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? ",
"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? ",
"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? ",
"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? ",
"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? ",
"Wife's co-worker wants us to babysit her kids. How to put an end to this once and for all? "
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"Tell her you want to do it but you have to check with your parole officer first.",
"Blame the neighbour - we just got advised that a \"close neighbour\" is a registered efc etc.\n\nOr, if she insists you go to her house, give yourself a rare immune disease. People with immune deficiencies (like chemo patients, but some chronic conditions must exist) are told to minimise time around kids because kids pick up germs.",
"It is really inappropriate of her to assume you would watch her kids, as a couple. If, for some reason your wife gave her the impression she likes kids and offered to sit, have her tell her boss that you don’t like kids and don’t want them in the house...or simply say you have plans whenever she asks. My babysitters always are sitting for someone else, or have plans with family when they can’t sit, it happens all the time that’s why you have back up sitters. If she is assuming you are doing it at your house either make up a big mean dog that is a rescue you are rehabilitating that can not be around kids...or go do that if she would know it was a lie. Or say you got a new puppy that can’t be left at home if she wants you to sit at her house.",
"These are all good suggestions. Could also say ‘you haven’t felt right in a while. The doctors can’t quite figure it out. But they know it’s a viral issue.’",
"Let the kids poop on the floor and run around naked when she gets home. You’ll never be asked again.",
"Is your home nudism going to be a problem with her or the kids. House rules and such. Place sign near door \"If you walk in, you must show the skin\".",
"Tell her no problem. You'd love to take her kids to the temple/Mormon church/scientology building with you"
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"Got Finals online and I have to use an 2 cameras (Front-Laptop, Side-Phone) How can I abuse this? ",
"Got Finals online and I have to use an 2 cameras (Front-Laptop, Side-Phone) How can I abuse this? ",
"Got Finals online and I have to use an 2 cameras (Front-Laptop, Side-Phone) How can I abuse this? ",
"Got Finals online and I have to use an 2 cameras (Front-Laptop, Side-Phone) How can I abuse this? ",
"Got Finals online and I have to use an 2 cameras (Front-Laptop, Side-Phone) How can I abuse this? "
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"There's this thing called paper, you can write on it and put it anywhere, like a wall that's not on camera.",
"get a 2nd monitor and mirror your screen to a friend looking up answers and have them sign to you 1 2 3 or 4 respective to a b c or d",
"Print out the most important pages from your syllabus and put them on your ceiling. The camera’s won’t be able to catch that angle but you can pretend to think and easily look op the answers.",
"There are a few strats that our school planned against. One is cheat sheet note cards you rest on the laptop at,the other is hiding your notes/alternate phone/tablet under your keyboard/mousepad. If you can't solve it with notes and cheatsheet though you are probably out of luck.",
"I know I'm in the wrong place for this, but as someone who worked fucking hard for my degree, I hope you tank."
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"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? ",
"Is it illegal to purchase a product that I know will shoot up in value due to an impending shortage? "
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"I believe if you post the product here with more information then your legally covered",
"go for it. however, if the price will rise DUE TO EMERGENCY DECLARATION, then there are limits to how much you can sell them for as a percentage of the pre-emergency price. So, list them for sale now at the price you intend to collect later.",
"Legal, and I believe encouraged by capitalism, at least in some circles... \n\n\nBut to be sure, tell me what it is and I'll verify.",
"If you are talking about purchasing GME shares through computershare, then no, that's perfectly legal and ethical in fact!",
"There was a fellow in the early days of the pandemic that recognized that hand sanitizer was going to be in high demand. He traveled through several southern states buying up supplies at pharmacies, etc and started selling them at huge markups on Amazon. He was stopped by Amazon. Not sure if/what they charged him with or his punishment, but he ended up with 10k worth of hand sanitizer he was not allowed to sell.\n\n​\n\nFound the article\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/technology/coronavirus-purell-wipes-amazon-sellers.html",
"Back in late 2000s, Coach and a few other high end handbag makers tried to shut down eBay sellers with legitimate bags. They were not successful but went down a different road and challenged the bags as counterfeit. It became a lot of work to authenticate every bag so many sellers moved on. That is the only way that I can think of for someone to challenge the sale of a good that you legitimately own.",
"No. Price arbitrage is generally legal. It is definitely not illegal to purchase the goods, however there are sometimes price gouging laws out there you might get tangled in depending on who you are and what the product is. For example, in FL, gas stations cannot charge more during hurricanes or national disasters.",
"Doesn't sound like it.... PM what the product is so i can buy some too and when we sell ill pay you a commission as well. 😅",
"No one here knows what they are talking about. IANAL, and you should consult one. \n\nBut if you work at a publicly traded company, there are usually rules and regulations in your contract that outline what you can and cannot do due to insider trading laws. This usually means restrictions on trading securities near earnings etc. This varies wildly by company and by local law. \n\nSource: I work for a publicly traded company w/ stock compensation & there are lots of extra terms and conditions in regards to insider trading.\n\nTL;DR: Consult a tax/security focused lawyer.",
"Hopefully it’s not on par with the jerks that hoarded hand sanitizers… [Link](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/technology/coronavirus-purell-wipes-amazon-sellers.amp.html)",
"It really depends on what it is. In America it's probably not illegal but in most places it is immoral and people might not like you for profiting off a shortage. Still, go for it and don't tell people in your life.",
"It's Hot Cheetos everyone. He's gonna buy massive amounts of Hot Cheetos",
"Sounds like my storage unit filled with Beanie Babies is about to pay off.",
"Not usually. There’s a 99% chance it’s not. There WERE some laws put into place at the start of COVID when people were quadrupling the price of needed items like hand sanitizer. Beyond that, there’s not much you can’t resell at a markup in America. Welcome to capitalism.",
"Just to be safe, DM a few people here and have them buy/sell the product and cut you in. Even if 90% screw you over you're still turning a risk free profit. I'll happily participate and cut you in on whatever you think is fair.",
"We can't give you actual answers unless you tell us what it is. Then we can address the legal side of things.",
"Not unless it gives you the ability to effect the price yourself. Like, if you are a billionaire, and you buy up all the nation's supply of toothbrushes knowing that there won't be any new shipments for a while, then your purchase would drive a sudden demand that would increase the price dramatically outside the usual supply and demand schedule. Or, in other words, it would artificially inflate the price. \n\nBut if your actions will not cause an artificial inflation of the price of that item, it is perfectly legal. If I could go back about 1 year I would buy all the Romex wire I could finance and be selling it off now at 10 times the price. The price went up on its own (mostly as a result of pvc shortages) and not directly because of any individual or entity artificially driving it up. \n\nAlso, hording is illegal without a business license. It is defined mostly the same way. Don't mark up the price beyond the fair market value and you will be good. \n\nAlso, the reverse is illegal. Dumping is the practice of basically giving away a product that both you and a competitor sell with the intent of driving your competition out of business if you have enough money to lose for longer than your competitor. Can't do that.",
"It's likely illegal in the stocks market, which is \"heavily regulated\" but if you're just buying and selling goods you're probably okay as long as you pay the due taxes.",
"Likely not. Something like gasoline or water, that can get you in some shit for price gouging is illegal. For taking advantage of a market situation you know is coming, likely isn't. In fact part of the natural market practice is people buying up supply anticipating a shortage and ether selling it back at markup or simply hoarding it.",
"Hey just out of curiosity could you tell us what it is? Not because of reselling, just to see if it's worth buying now that it's \"cheap\"",
"Did you sign something saying you won't use your insider knowledge to your advantage? If not, scalp away!",
"There is nothing illegal or unethical about this. Companies are very scared of legal action and a lawyer would of talked to you even on the remote chance of a legal problem.\n\nMost markets are moved off information. That’s how it is done. Go out there and make your cash. Hoard those dragon dildos before the public finds out about the Chinese factory shutdowns.",
"Not illegal to buy something you think will be scarce, but if you jack up the price too far you may be charged with price gouging. Some jurisdictions saw a lot of that in the pandemic early days and they don't have much tolerance for it.",
"It's not illegal but if it's a new graphics card can I please buy one off you?",
"Is that product stock? Is yes, then don't do it. Is that product a material good? Go for it. This presumes that the product isn't perishable, and the storage costs aren't going to eat up all the profits. Depending on the scenario there could be difficulty selling the items that you need to consider.\n\nIf it's Beanie Babies clearly you need to get in early and hold for as long as you can.",
"Especially fine if you are a small time/retail seller. Most price gouging laws are targeted at the Safeway/Walmarts 7/11 etc. distributors",
"AFAIK as long as it's not insider trading on stocks it's not illegal. Maybe a bit unethical but that's why we're here and I'd do it to so make them stacks",
"interesting. \n\nthere are so many things that could go shortage. i get that it’s not life threatening, but there are so many companies. \n\nwhich one do you work for?",
"You should buy it and send it into Amazon FBA so they can do all the heavy lifting",
"You guys, we gotta hurry! I just got back from Wal-Mart, they're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for one forty-nine ninety nine on sale! Plus, every time you buy one you get a fifty dollar gift card, brings the total price down to a hundred and ten dollars after tax! Now listen! We can flip those sons of bitches for two hundred and thirty bucks a piece easy! They're all limited ",
"Yes, it is illegal to price gouge [depending on your state](https://www.patriotsoftware.com/blog/accounting/price-gouging-laws-by-state/). The penalty is typically a large fine, but can be up to a year in prison.\n\nFor example, in [Pennsylvania there is 2006 Price Gouging Act](https://www.legis.state.pa.us/WU01/LI/LI/US/HTM/2006/0/0133..HTM) which applies if you price something more than 20% over the typical price:\n\n> Evidence of unconscionably excessive price.--It is prima facie evidence that a price is unconscionably excessive if, during and within 30 days of the termination of a state of disaster emergency, parties within the chain of distribution charge a price that exceeds an amount equal to or in excess of 20% of the average price at which the same or similar consumer goods or services were obtainable in the affected area during the last seven days immediately prior to the declared state of emergency.",
"Scented candles? Now that the factory was destroyed I can’t imagine there are many more.",
"It’s electricity isn’t it? You’re gonna buy all the power! QUICK! TO THE LIGHTNING STORE!",
"Isn't \\^\\^THIS\\^\\^ the entire premise of capitalism?\n\nThat capitalism belongs here in ULPT is very telling... and damning to the future.",
"Fine, I’ll help you with this transaction. But I want 10% of your profits!",
"I don‘t think that it‘s illegal but you are a piece of dogshit if you do that",
"Yeah bro. Just be a douchebag. Thanks for asking I guess. You're the worst kind of person though and I hope you get anal cancer."
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"Company called one of my fake job references. The number does not work. How to proceed? ",
"Company called one of my fake job references. The number does not work. How to proceed? ",
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"Play dumb, stick with your original story. Ignorance is hard to prove. Worst case is you might not get the job. But a might is way better tban definitely.",
"That's the only number you had for them, you don't have a boss from 5 years ago who's number you would keep that long. That's the company phone number and the only info you had left. If it's out of service its put of both of your hands really. \n\nI used to work for a pyramid scheme, and the number went out of service, although the job did give me a ton of the sales skills and servicing experience I needed for my new job. So I told them it was a pyramid scheme. I got the job in the end though",
"Either just say that was the last contact information I have for them and you haven't been in touch with anyone at the company since you left 5 years ago.\n\nOR\n\nCall your dad and tell him you are going to give them his number and he should describe all the stuff you used to do for him back \"when you worked for him\".",
"make a fake gmail account and say that the old phone number doesn’t work but the email does. then you can pretend to be the construction company.",
"Make a Google Voice number linked to your phone number. They'll have to dial a different number, but your phone will ring.",
"If you're in Aus you can just call a random number and they'll probably have your back"
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"How to run an essay-writing business without getting caught by university Title says it all, basically. I want to run an essay-writing business (undergrad students, high school students, doesn't really matter), but I'm a former university grad myself and will be applying to PhD programs again in the future, so I don't want to possibly get caught doing something that would hurt my chances as an applicant.\n\nIs it possible to run that kind of business anonymously? If so, what would I need? Where/how could I advertise and how would I get paid?",
"How to run an essay-writing business without getting caught by university Title says it all, basically. I want to run an essay-writing business (undergrad students, high school students, doesn't really matter), but I'm a former university grad myself and will be applying to PhD programs again in the future, so I don't want to possibly get caught doing something that would hurt my chances as an applicant.\n\nIs it possible to run that kind of business anonymously? If so, what would I need? Where/how could I advertise and how would I get paid?",
"How to run an essay-writing business without getting caught by university Title says it all, basically. I want to run an essay-writing business (undergrad students, high school students, doesn't really matter), but I'm a former university grad myself and will be applying to PhD programs again in the future, so I don't want to possibly get caught doing something that would hurt my chances as an applicant.\n\nIs it possible to run that kind of business anonymously? If so, what would I need? Where/how could I advertise and how would I get paid?",
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"Post flyers with an email address/website around campus and school kid hangouts. Don't advetrise that you are doing homework, just say you will write a \"Research Essay\". Get paid in venmo or whatever. When your paper is written send them the first 15% of the paper, and demand payment before you send the rest. It's highly unlikely you'll get caught, but try and make all contact electronic. You don't want your face/name associated with the deed. ",
"Step 1: Place ad online on Indian websites looking for people who can research and write your intended language for $1/page. Have them submit a sample of their work and check it online for plagiarism. If it is good enough you effectively hire them and pay via Venmo/Paypal/Bitcoin.\n\nStep 2. Anonymously submit your service charging at least $2/page online for papers/essays. \n\nStep 3. Check the final product through a free service like Dupli Checker prior to delivering it to the customer.\n\nStep 4. Profit.\n\nPrecautionary note: Tell NO ONE you are doing this. Not a fucking soul. Use an email account that is not associated to you at all and if extra paranoid use the TOR Browser for logging in to check your business email. Having a website is never a bad idea to, so long as the website registrar information has privacy protection. ",
"I did this in college. I wrote the essays myself and charged based on content and desired grade. Worked by word of mouth entirely. College kids are lazy. Took cash upon completion of essay. ",
"Real ULPT. Advertise at and write \"research paper\" for colleges you don't attend."
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7,
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"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back ",
"A male Karen put a parking violation sticker on my car and I want to find a way to get him back "
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"I am not certain how his behavior isn't vandalism. Did the cops explain that to you? Why I ask is because depending what the law said that allows him to do this, maybe you can do the same to him and his office?",
"Park there again. A second incident SHOULD constitute criminal harassment. \n\nWhat state was this in?",
"If you have his business card... There are endless possibilities. Just get like 20 of his business cards, then you can do a multitude of things with them. Also, maybe like toilet paper his office and if you're caught, tell him that it's not causing any monetary damage, then tell him to go f*** himself",
"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZWTK1PK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_5jw2Fb8WZ7TNT",
"Off the top of my head:\n\n-advertise free legal advice on Facebook market with his phone number. (More of a prank on the receptionist though)\n\n-follow him and record his driving. People like this 100% break the laws they think don’t apply to them. You’ll probably be able to record him racking up 4-5 moving violations. Don’t do this for too long otherwise it’s stalking. Afterward tell the cops this guy cut you and other people off and give them the recording. \n\n-Figure out where they live and look up their house on Google. I’m willing to bet this guy has a nice house and there is a solid chance he has an addition or a modification to his house he didn’t have a permit for. The fine for not having a permit is hefty. You can look up permits online depending on where you live. After that you just have to report it.\n\n-create a bunch of fake gmail accounts and leave bad reviews for his business. (Not a fan of this one but you do you)\n\n-Look up the court docket online. Find times he’s supposed to be in court and call and say it was reschedule to 2 hours earlier or a day earlier. Waste his time.",
"For anyone that wants to read what it said. \n\nhttps://www.removeddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/kdy7wn/ulpt_request_a_male_karen_put_a_parking_violation/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share",
"Look for his car. Empty tires from air. Super glue door handles and key openings.",
"Do the same to his car. Pretty sure you can find large stickers on Amazon",
"Somebody does that to my car, they’re gonna get their brake caliper bleeder valves opened. Usually a 3/8 in or 5/16 in or 8 mm wrench."
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1,
1,
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"Whats your \"go to\" excuse for a day off work/school? I work with food thats delivered state wide, if that helps at all.\n\n",
"Whats your \"go to\" excuse for a day off work/school? I work with food thats delivered state wide, if that helps at all.\n\n",
"Whats your \"go to\" excuse for a day off work/school? I work with food thats delivered state wide, if that helps at all.\n\n",
"Whats your \"go to\" excuse for a day off work/school? I work with food thats delivered state wide, if that helps at all.\n\n",
"Whats your \"go to\" excuse for a day off work/school? I work with food thats delivered state wide, if that helps at all.\n\n"
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"Family stuff. \nLeave it at that. Don't offer any more information, and simply let them know that it is none of their business and be dismissive. It could be a family medical problem, legal issue, a death, relationship problem, etc etc. It's family stuff, you don't want them involved, they shouldn't get involved, and is a guaranteed day or two off with no explanation required and the attitude that are going to be taking the time off regardless of what they say because this is an important issue that must be dealt with immediately. Don't make shit up, repeat \"family stuff\" and nothing else, become irritated if they press you and do not give them any information. \nThis works the first time for sure, but you can't use it often. Once a year or something before your boss tells you your family needs to sort their own shit out and you need to come to work or get fired.\n",
"Food service? What worked for me in my early twenties is faking a cold. If you see your boss on a daily basis, eat super hot foods in your car or beforehand. I'm not talking hot Cheetos, I mean like eat a fresh pepper or two. Get your eyes,nose and face looking gross. Key is not to inhale and exhale like its burning you. If it's too much for you have a green Gatorade to help seeing as Gatorade is recommended anyway when you have a cold. \n\n\n\nNow if it's over the phone, I would definitely say you got a stomach bug with full on diarrhea. ",
"\"Slept with a sheboon and she gave me the AIDS. Need a day to cool off, boss.\"",
"I told red lobster my testicles were swollen when they swore if I called in again they'd fire me. It worked. It's funny when people watch you call in too. ",
"Say you have a sick stomach, go to a doctor for a certificate and just before you enter, drink at least a liter of coke so your stomach makes noises when he's checking."
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"Want to replace item. Buying the exact item at Best Buy, swapping old with new, returning old item in new box? ",
"Want to replace item. Buying the exact item at Best Buy, swapping old with new, returning old item in new box? ",
"Want to replace item. Buying the exact item at Best Buy, swapping old with new, returning old item in new box? "
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"Yes as long as they don't examine it that closely. I used to do this with headphones when I was in high school.",
"Is there a serial number? If so… not sure they would check it but you may be better off at Walmart where the employee likely hates their job.",
"A while back, I returned an Xbox controller because it wasn’t working. \n\nEven though the controller was still very clean and fresh, the guy still looked at the controller’s serial code and matched it with the box.\n\nSo yeah, if the item and the box it came in both has a serial number, then it most likely will not work. \n\nWhat you can try to do is swamp out the codes, but that might be difficult to pull off (no puns).\n\n\n"
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"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? ",
"Should I Start a Bidding War Between Current Employer and Former Employer Trying To Poach Me? "
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"Ask both for thier best and final offer then make a decision and don't look back. If they offered 12% they can do 20%.",
"Do it. If you have a rare expertise get payed more to do it. Just don't drag it out for too long or you could end up getting dropped by both",
"I would go to your current employer and tell them you received an unsolicited offer for a different job. They were offering 12% more $ and please emphasize additional training that you really would like to better yourself and the company. Have them feel like you want to stay, you were not looking for another job, the money would be nice but the training is what making the offer nice. Also, who is the better employer? Do you believe your old employer would in two months still stick to your schedule? It seems in the past, they were very rigid. Is that going to stay changed? I can see them coming in two months and say you know your schedule doesn’t really work for us. Next week is start of the new schedule. Just a thought, you know them. I don’t. Good luck!",
"Yes, that's not unethical, it's looking out for your best interests. Why wouldn't you?",
"There is nothing unethical about demanding you get paid your market rate. Stop thinking of your bosses mortgage payment and start thinking of yours.",
"The problem with running the bidding up is you may be overpaid if the big projects slow down. If that happens you could very well be expendable.",
"You do it once. You take the offer to your current employer and ask them to beat it. That's it. The trick is that if you don't accept the current employer's counteroffer then you must resign and take the other job. No bluffing, because if you bluff and lose then you will lose all your credibility and leverage for the next time.",
"Get the amount “you” want…with more money usually means more expectations and unless you are a bottle neck and irreplaceable (99%are replaceable) then you just put a target on your back…they will always be looking to train up or hire someone for less…that’s business. And the second things get tight (cough recession) you will be the first to go. So make enough and keep it/invest it or have a backup job in play"
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"Ordered the wrong item off Amazon ($60). What can I do to get what I wanted (same price) with minimal money loss. ",
"Ordered the wrong item off Amazon ($60). What can I do to get what I wanted (same price) with minimal money loss. ",
"Ordered the wrong item off Amazon ($60). What can I do to get what I wanted (same price) with minimal money loss. "
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"Return the item.... order the correct one. Amazon has an amazing return policy and theres nothing unethical about it.",
"1. Open their chat. Help , More help, contact us, Chat.\n2. Tell them you got the wrong thing and want the other thing.\n3. Thank the rep for their help.\n4. Rep sends a return label and you pack up your spider-man jammies and return them within 30 days.\n5. Rep sends your proper Stardew Valley jammies in a day or so.",
"Amazon does not give a shit, just return it on a gifft card and withing two hours of returning it you can place another order."
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"How can I booby trap a phone charger to blow up whatever gets plugged into it? ",
"How can I booby trap a phone charger to blow up whatever gets plugged into it? ",
"How can I booby trap a phone charger to blow up whatever gets plugged into it? "
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"U could buy some UV dye, coat the plug. Then follow the trail! Not as fun as an explosion, but still...",
"Mate, you aren't thinking straight. What you want to do is open the charger up and take out all the wires. Have a whole bunch of them that don't work.",
"Instead just cover it in some shit that hurts to touch. No property damage"
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"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn ",
"How to make someone stop throwing my ashtray off my porch and into my lawn "
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"Buy a camera and find out who is doing it... \nthis one records when movement for just 30 bucks \n\nXiaomi MI Home Security Camera 360° - Cámara de vigilancia, 1080p, blanco https://www.amazon.es/dp/B07KCZ1J2V/\nI bet it’s someone you know...",
"Weird thing to do. I bet it's some passive aggressive person that doesn't like you smoking. Try not to hurt them, could well be a family member.",
"Get a decoy and make it sticky. Mix something sticky with blue food dye and leave it as per normal. It will make them think twice about doing it again and you might even catch a neighbour who now has blue hands. Alternatively get a needle/sharps container from a chemist and use that as your ash tray, I don't think anyone would want to risk getting syringes all over the lawn.",
"Could it be an animal of some kind? I was just wondering who would want to do such a thing. Birds seem to like throwing things around",
"If I had to guess, you have a neighbor nearby whose home is filled with the smell of your cigarette smoke and they are sick of it. This would be a fairly childish way to handle it, but I can understand the sentiment.\n\nI had neighbors below us that would smoke constantly inside and out. The smoke pervaded our apartment and the rental company did absolutely nothing. We had to take off every switch plate, pipe cover, vent grate, and anything else to tape up the gaps so our apartment was livable. We ended up having to deal with the constant sound and cost of air purifiers to keep the smell down. We also couldn’t open our windows as a result. It sucked. A LOT.\n\nSo, if you want a tip that may ACTUALLY accomplish something, try smoking away from your home and your neighbors. Take a walk when you light up or go sit at a park if one is nearby. And yeah, “it’s your home and you can do what you want on your property” and all that happy jazz, but if I’m right, you are negatively impacting someone else’s enjoyment of their own property.",
"BE ADVISED: It is a felony to set a booby trap with intent to harm in any way (NAL)\n\nNo one has suggested anything terrible that I saw yet but figured I would throw it out there since you have this in ULPT - dont go from ULPT to felony",
"Install a [mounted one](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-virgin-us&sa=N&biw=360&bih=520&liteui=2&tbm=shop&q=mounted+ashtray&oq=mounted+as&aqs=mobile-gws-lite.0.0l5)? [Windproof + lid?](https://www.google.com/search?q=windproof+ashtray+with+lid&client=ms-android-virgin-us&source=android-browser&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjp7pLDn9TsAhUNA6wKHfdbCzsQ_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=360&bih=520&dpr=2)?",
"Use a metal ashtray and wire it to the house current? Put spikes on the lawn for when they fall out? \n\nI dunno man. I would suggest quitting smoking but someone might think I'm cruel and unusual. Because 2020."
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"how to get away with buying a product, emptying it out & replacing it with something cheaper, then returning it? ",
"how to get away with buying a product, emptying it out & replacing it with something cheaper, then returning it? ",
"how to get away with buying a product, emptying it out & replacing it with something cheaper, then returning it? "
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"How could they prove you did it on the first place? Maybe you’re the victim of buying a returned product?",
"If you do this make sure you fill the pump tube with the real product before putting it back. That way if they pump it when you return the real product will come out. Also make sure to get a similar color shampoo in case they open it up.",
"Its easy in amazon cases... Just tell them you got half bottle or the product was leaking and there you go. You will get full refund without even returning the product"
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"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage ",
"Recommendations For Metal Water Bottles Large Enough To Trigger A Induction Loop At A Parking Garage "
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"A strong magnet is what will close the induction loop, about 15 bucks for a 150lb magnet",
"Baking pan works well, super cheap just make sure its made of steel.\n\nAlso, don't get caught by the cameras, wasn't a fun experience",
"when i working at a taco bell, people used to walk through the drive thru with a shopping cart and it would trigger the sensor",
"Idk about a metal water bottle, but I'm pretty sure this would work:\n\n* Steal a car \n* Drive car to garage entrance \n* Get ticket \n* Abandon car in garage \n* Retrieve personal vehicle from garage with new ticket \n\nBest part is, you can repeat this as many times as you want. Enjoy!",
"I've thought about this before too.\n\nNever tried it but I toyed with the idea of using a (ancient) disposable camera flash circuit, with the output fed to a loop/coil of wire. trigger the flash and a quick 300v pulse gets output to the coil. This could be enough to induce a current in the induction loop, hopefully not too much of a current.\n\nThen you'd have a little palm sized EMF gun.\n\nThis trick used to work for shorting out RFID trackers so the principle is sound.",
"The insides of a wrecked or junk induction motor (ceiling fan etc), with the ends shorted together would probably cause the induction coils to transfer detectable amounts of power and should trigger the ticket dispenser... the metal is laminated and has a high magnetic permeability.\n\nA pedestal fan or the tiny motor of a Walmart box fan might do the trick too, depends on how sensitive the coil circuit is. Must have the ends of the coil shorted together to allow current flow.",
"[city of Redmond public service announcement about how to get bicycles to trigger inductive loops better](https://youtu.be/Sj-mNB6dLkk)",
"I’d be concerned about them becoming aware of the fact that they are dispensing more tickets than they are collecting, and when the garage doesn’t overflow, realizing what is going on and stealthily beefing up security to catch the perp.",
"We used to keep a metal garbage can in the trunk just for this kinda stuff.",
"I work on gates and we will pretty often trigger the loops with fire extinguishers or the metal lids off of electrical panels.",
"The only thing is that they poissibly/probably also have ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) as well. So will record and log your car as it drives in and out. They'll also notice that they're supposed to have 200 cars in the car park and only have 10.",
"Steal a traffic sign and use that. I recommend a stop sign or a school crossing sign to really up the level of unethicality.",
"A different method would be to find the manufacturer of the gate equipment and then buy a universal key to open them up. If it's Linear or Doorking, you can buy the key on Amazon. Then open up the equipment and open the gate permanently. [This page](https://www.doorking.com/tech-support/traffic-control/1601-barrier-gate) is for a doorking gate tech support.",
"What you want is a coiled extension cord with the ends plugged together.",
"Not 100% sure but I think iron will do the trick. I used to work in parking garages alot and replace those, we'd trigger them with the head of a shovel all the time. Place it on the corner and off she goes. That being said, there's usually cameras there.",
"I worked for a parking company so I have experience and may be of help. The size of the bottle is less important than placement of it (we had to use this technique a lot to fix fuckey machines). Any 32oz vacuum sealed bottle should have enough metal. Set it on the sensor while you get your ticket. This next bit is important, make sure you drag your bottle onto and off of the sensor(s) under (possibly behind) the gate arms so the system detects the \"vehicle\" entering the lot and not backing out.",
"Awesome comments, magnet, in a water bottle?? \n\nLunch pail might work with an electromagnet+ battery? Trigger switch on lunch pail handle? \n\nGood luck!",
"You could put whatever you need inside a soccer bag like this: [bag link](https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/under-armour-undeniable-5-0-duffle-sm-21uarundnbl50dffltrv/21uarundnbl50dffltrv?sku=22635793&camp=CSE:DSG_92700052313828578_lia_pla-889180711328&segment=&gbraid=0AAAAADv4bTYny5ztzFUazzRpsxSSADVqh&gbraid=0AAAAADv4bTYny5ztzFUazzRpsxSSADVqh&gclid=CjwKCAjwrNmWBhA4EiwAHbjEQPNMQ3ZGC-flFk9VcPcPAdvKEidCDv7-v9Qrg7s-4C3zDlOY0TFe2BoCOgQQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)\nDoesn’t look weird to carry low to the ground and can hold quite a bit",
"U can try some social engineering to get it…make friends with an employee or something lol",
"A large Stanley thermos might be big enough to trigger the induction coil, but there might be multiple that must trigger at the same time",
"wow some great suggestions. I'd first try putting some small neodymium magnets into the soles of my shoes and try to find a sweet spot to stand on to activate it. I like the idea of it being as easy as possible.",
"You could get a bicycle. Ride it out of the garage. Then ride it back in when you’re ready for a new ticket. When you ride it to the gate make sure to put tires on the circle thing. “Tires to the wires” is what they taught us—put your bike tires on the circle sensor thing so it knows you (or a car) are there.",
"They sell a thing that attaches to scooter and motorcycles for just this purpose they are called Green Light Triggers",
"Take a loop of steel wire and test.\n\n[\"Loop sensitivity to a conductive object can be tested with a 12 inches \\(30 cm\\) long wire formed into a circle whose diameter is approximately 4 inches \\(10 cm\\). The circular loop forms an open electrical circuit when the wire ends are held such that they do not touch one another. \n\nNo actuation should occur when the open circular loop is rapidly moved horizontally over the in-roadway inductive loop. When the ends of the circular loop are made to touch, forming a closed circuit before being thrust over the in-roadway loop, *an actuation will occur because of the flow of eddy currents*. \n\nThis demonstrates that it is the shorted turn, and not the wire or vehicle mass, which is important in producing the actuation.](https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/publications/research/operations/its/06108/02.cfm)",
"Metal bikes might set it off. Not sure about water bottles, however. \n\nMaybe a strong enough magnet in your pocket? That would cause other issues with you phone and other venues, though lol",
"I would always wait till someone's leaving and follow them out. Just get up close to them as they pay and don't wait for the gate to reset.",
"I used to work in a carpark and i used to do this every time i needed to fix a gate\n\nAnything that’s metal that a magnet can attach to will close the loop. I used to use a shopping trollet and run one wheel over the indent in the ground where the loop was and it would actucate it\n\nOtherwise I would use the metal lid of the gate control panel to activate it. \n\nYou dont need a magnet just something thats metal that u can stick a magnet too. Some waterbottles arent magnetic so choose wisely",
"https://www.ebay.com/itm/193447650596?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=EU9PVmj6SYG&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=Zj0L8YspRUy&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY",
"Some induction loop sensors will fall to sense an entire motorcycle, so no water bottle in the universe is gonna be big enough to help you.",
"Old metal clip boards like the ones your teacher used to have in gym class, works like a charm for me anytime I need to get through a locked gate…",
"I used to use a flat baking tray in the boot of the car for opening car park barriers like this when at uni",
"I used to lay my steel frame bike on the loop it worked well, then toss it in the trunk",
"Garage technicians use a steel plate on a string. They drag the plate over the loop and this usually triggers the system. \n\nOn my motorcycle I used a magnet, that worked, sometimes.\n\nEventually I got a programmable key fob from aliexpress and copied a remote",
"At stop lights, I’ve seen people get off their bikes and lay their bikes on the ground to activate them. Perhaps this could be useful for you?"
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"How do I hinder the audio quality from my PC microphone to avoid conference calls? I have a Windows PC for work and once in a while we have these really dumb Teams meetings that are just a waste of time, but they randomly call on us to answer questions and what not. I'm wondering how I can heavily distort the audio from my mic so they don't call on me and I can innocently claim that my microphone isn't working so I can actually get some work done.",
"How do I hinder the audio quality from my PC microphone to avoid conference calls? I have a Windows PC for work and once in a while we have these really dumb Teams meetings that are just a waste of time, but they randomly call on us to answer questions and what not. I'm wondering how I can heavily distort the audio from my mic so they don't call on me and I can innocently claim that my microphone isn't working so I can actually get some work done.",
"How do I hinder the audio quality from my PC microphone to avoid conference calls? I have a Windows PC for work and once in a while we have these really dumb Teams meetings that are just a waste of time, but they randomly call on us to answer questions and what not. I'm wondering how I can heavily distort the audio from my mic so they don't call on me and I can innocently claim that my microphone isn't working so I can actually get some work done.",
"How do I hinder the audio quality from my PC microphone to avoid conference calls? I have a Windows PC for work and once in a while we have these really dumb Teams meetings that are just a waste of time, but they randomly call on us to answer questions and what not. I'm wondering how I can heavily distort the audio from my mic so they don't call on me and I can innocently claim that my microphone isn't working so I can actually get some work done.",
"How do I hinder the audio quality from my PC microphone to avoid conference calls? I have a Windows PC for work and once in a while we have these really dumb Teams meetings that are just a waste of time, but they randomly call on us to answer questions and what not. I'm wondering how I can heavily distort the audio from my mic so they don't call on me and I can innocently claim that my microphone isn't working so I can actually get some work done."
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"Just cut out parts of words as you talk but keep your mouth moving. Bonus points if the parts you cut out make it seem like you say something raunchy or totally inappropriate.",
"run a program on your computer eats up heaps of CPU. windows sucks for real-time audio (im an audio guy, so i suffer with this). get one of those free tools for benchmarking your cpu. it will just mutilate your audio and anything else you try & do. another trick is to not plug in the mic jack correctly. or damage the microphone casing. stab the microphone diaphragm with a pin. plug in an already damaged mic :) or place a very strong magnet on your microphone. hopefully that will prevent the coin from moving or at least saturate the magnetic field so it cant create a current. sorry yeah i have too many of these.",
"have porn playing in the background at a loudness level that will keep people guessing if its porn.",
"Set your alerts to an obnoxious tone and spam yourself\n\nGet a bullet vibrator or electric toothbrush and place it near the microphone.",
"Lock an electric drill on low speed and lay it down next to the mic. They'll either mute you or exclude you."
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"If you had a list of 1 million active email addresses how do you use it to make money? ",
"If you had a list of 1 million active email addresses how do you use it to make money? ",
"If you had a list of 1 million active email addresses how do you use it to make money? "
] | [
"Send fishing emails and hack 1 million computers. That could lead to 1 million cr",
"Use them to register accts on social media via selenium bot then sell the accts, or SaaS services the bots can do.\n\n\nIf they don't include passwords and are not targeted around an interest they have little to no value",
"\"CLICK HERE TO INSTALL HAPPYMINER AND MAKE MONEY\"\n\nhappyminer.exe mines xmr to a wallet and they get no money"
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"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?",
"Lost my work truck key fob. Will my boss know if I go to a Chevy dealership and get a new one? Lost my work truck key fob, I do have a spare. I do not wanna tell my boss cos of many reasons. Is it possible for me to get a new one at a Chevy store without my boss who's company owns the truck knowing about it?"
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"Key fobs are damn expensive, I would just admit and let him know.\n\nBut no, its very likely boss wont know the difference, unless he is particular.",
"There is key insurance so he might be able to get a replacement for much much less than you'd have to pay.",
"It would look sketchy if he caught on that it’s a new fob without you telling him. He may or may not think you pocketed the old one . Idk just thinking worst case",
"Pretty easy to get a new one even aftermarket and you can program most yourself. https://www.wikihow.com/Program-GM-Keyless-Remotes?amp=1",
"If it is your work truck how would you be authorized to get the replacement? You aren't the registered owner, right?",
"Buy one on eBay and tell him it stopped working. Surely he’ll send you to the dealer with the company cr",
"This is not a big deal. Tell your boss and explain you lost it and he/she should replace it. Part of the cost of doing business, most cars/trucks come with 2 fobs, he probably has one. I drive a company pickup, they have one fob, I have the other.",
"I work at a dealer, by law we cant cut a key or program a fob unless you prove you're the owner.\n\nNot saying everyone follows this rule, but obviously we're supposed to lol.",
"Fess up and offer to pay half. He may just tell you to forget about it and take care of it. Nobody's perfect.",
"Did the fob remote lock/unlock? Most modern cars keep a record of the number of fobs/keys that have been programmed to work with the vehicle. No big deal in general but if it’s ever sold and a key hasn’t been reported missing previously someone is going to ask where the 3rd key is.\n\nI’d come clean on this one unless there’s no tracking of registered fobs. Things get lost."
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"way to bypass Amazon prime's billing info records I was just tying to get the Amazon prime 30 day trial on a brand new Amazon account, but upon putting in my payment info I was given this message:\n\nOur records indicate that you are no longer eligible for an Amazon Prime free trial. You can still sign up for a paid membership below.\n\nI looked into it a bit and discovered that apparently Amazon fixed this loophole by keeping record of past billing infos that have been used for other free trials. Is there any way around this? ",
"way to bypass Amazon prime's billing info records I was just tying to get the Amazon prime 30 day trial on a brand new Amazon account, but upon putting in my payment info I was given this message:\n\nOur records indicate that you are no longer eligible for an Amazon Prime free trial. You can still sign up for a paid membership below.\n\nI looked into it a bit and discovered that apparently Amazon fixed this loophole by keeping record of past billing infos that have been used for other free trials. Is there any way around this? ",
"way to bypass Amazon prime's billing info records I was just tying to get the Amazon prime 30 day trial on a brand new Amazon account, but upon putting in my payment info I was given this message:\n\nOur records indicate that you are no longer eligible for an Amazon Prime free trial. You can still sign up for a paid membership below.\n\nI looked into it a bit and discovered that apparently Amazon fixed this loophole by keeping record of past billing infos that have been used for other free trials. Is there any way around this? ",
"way to bypass Amazon prime's billing info records I was just tying to get the Amazon prime 30 day trial on a brand new Amazon account, but upon putting in my payment info I was given this message:\n\nOur records indicate that you are no longer eligible for an Amazon Prime free trial. You can still sign up for a paid membership below.\n\nI looked into it a bit and discovered that apparently Amazon fixed this loophole by keeping record of past billing infos that have been used for other free trials. Is there any way around this? "
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"[Privacy.com](https://Privacy.com) works. Just don't do it like a lot or privacy will be like wtf are you doing.",
"Trick Amazon by entering in a competitors gift card first. So if you buy a Target gift card and put in the number, the Amazonians hate that shit and automatically cr",
"None so far. I already tried token, privacy.com for VC..all don't work anymore. Different emails, addresses, everything.\nOh well..even cant get the .edu email addresses to work.\n",
"If you use variations of an .edu account they don't keep track of the billing info at all"
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"How to damage an iPhone just enough to get a replacement on AppleCare+ that isn’t as obvious. ",
"How to damage an iPhone just enough to get a replacement on AppleCare+ that isn’t as obvious. ",
"How to damage an iPhone just enough to get a replacement on AppleCare+ that isn’t as obvious. "
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"Put it under high magnetic field. It will wipe the UFS storage and firmware of screen, modem, sensors and boot ROM data. That will become a dead electronic. It will be dead enough that they won't be able to revive it through PC. They have to send it back to the assembly unit where firmware are burned by the ATM size programmer machines to program the electronic.\n\nThe magnetic field should be constant. Varying magnetic field will heat up the device because of eddy currents which will fry up the electronic and they will know it has been damaged by heat.\n\nReplacing the SoC won't be enough for them to revive the device. Apart from SoC, other hardware components have their own firmware in their own EEPROM.\n\nWatch DIY videos on what high magnetic fields do to electronics.",
"Is there something wrong with your phone?\n\nBecause they are just going to give you a used one as replacement. The case/screen will be in good condition, but it might not be as good as the one you have now, if you have taken good care of it.\n\nIt's probably not worth your time to go out of your way to get another used phone, if there is nothing wrong with yours.",
"Overheating? Run an app that uses a lot of power, wrap it in a blanket or something and come back a few hours later. Maybe involve an oven."
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"Are there any annual subscriptions that are FSA eligible or other purchases that are not physical items? A previous post mentioned how in California you can elect to contribute to a flexible spending account(FSA) up to I think $2,700. When you do that, you have the entire amount available immediately even though you haven't necessarily contributed all of it as money is deducted from each of your paychecks. The account is taken away and cut-off after your last day of work.\n\nSo other than going on a shopping spree at the [FSAstore.com](https://FSAstore.com), what are some things you can buy? Someone mentioned a subscription to [Betterhelp.com](https://Betterhelp.com), but those are weekly subscriptions and thus you would only get one week of it. Any thoughts?",
"Are there any annual subscriptions that are FSA eligible or other purchases that are not physical items? A previous post mentioned how in California you can elect to contribute to a flexible spending account(FSA) up to I think $2,700. When you do that, you have the entire amount available immediately even though you haven't necessarily contributed all of it as money is deducted from each of your paychecks. The account is taken away and cut-off after your last day of work.\n\nSo other than going on a shopping spree at the [FSAstore.com](https://FSAstore.com), what are some things you can buy? Someone mentioned a subscription to [Betterhelp.com](https://Betterhelp.com), but those are weekly subscriptions and thus you would only get one week of it. Any thoughts?",
"Are there any annual subscriptions that are FSA eligible or other purchases that are not physical items? A previous post mentioned how in California you can elect to contribute to a flexible spending account(FSA) up to I think $2,700. When you do that, you have the entire amount available immediately even though you haven't necessarily contributed all of it as money is deducted from each of your paychecks. The account is taken away and cut-off after your last day of work.\n\nSo other than going on a shopping spree at the [FSAstore.com](https://FSAstore.com), what are some things you can buy? Someone mentioned a subscription to [Betterhelp.com](https://Betterhelp.com), but those are weekly subscriptions and thus you would only get one week of it. Any thoughts?",
"Are there any annual subscriptions that are FSA eligible or other purchases that are not physical items? A previous post mentioned how in California you can elect to contribute to a flexible spending account(FSA) up to I think $2,700. When you do that, you have the entire amount available immediately even though you haven't necessarily contributed all of it as money is deducted from each of your paychecks. The account is taken away and cut-off after your last day of work.\n\nSo other than going on a shopping spree at the [FSAstore.com](https://FSAstore.com), what are some things you can buy? Someone mentioned a subscription to [Betterhelp.com](https://Betterhelp.com), but those are weekly subscriptions and thus you would only get one week of it. Any thoughts?"
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"The list is endless… but eligibility may vary depending on your company’s terms. \n\nI always buy prescription glasses and sunglasses (around $600 ea after discount for name brand), shoe insoles and inserts, stock up on OTC meds, vitamins, condoms, etc. Even for lead paint removal.",
"Order expensive first aid and self care items from Amazon. Submit the receipt. Cancel the order. Its like taking cash out of an ATM.",
"Check out Mymedic, or the health tests by Thorne. They're not subscriptions, but it's a good way to spend your cash that's expiring.",
"You can browse the FSA store at the link below to get ideas of what you can buy. I do this and then buy the products cheaper from other stores. \n\nhttps://fsastore.com/?utm_source=google&utm_id=go_cmp-1435665037_adg-54310065497_ad-542642566490_kwd-2484622451_dev-m_ext-_prd-_sig-Cj0KCQjw0JiXBhCFARIsAOSAKqB3Uz6L8za-sVfdjV1BLmv_TbiQkxSPq0-Z_hTMo_Vury8rdXxg2hsaAs5JEALw_wcB&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0JiXBhCFARIsAOSAKqB3Uz6L8za-sVfdjV1BLmv_TbiQkxSPq0-Z_hTMo_Vury8rdXxg2hsaAs5JEALw_wcB"
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"Does leaving the parking ticket on your windshield prevent you getting a second one ",
"Does leaving the parking ticket on your windshield prevent you getting a second one ",
"Does leaving the parking ticket on your windshield prevent you getting a second one ",
"Does leaving the parking ticket on your windshield prevent you getting a second one ",
"Does leaving the parking ticket on your windshield prevent you getting a second one ",
"Does leaving the parking ticket on your windshield prevent you getting a second one "
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"I guess it depends on the city/country.\n\nIn Australia it usually does except for giant events where the parking ticket may be worth it to get good parking (Like the Melbourne Grand Prix) in those cases they have special signs with \"Multiple tickets issued\" displayed.\n\n​\n\nETA - I've heard stories of AH moves where people take a ticket off another car and stick it on theirs to avoid a ticket. Again, in Melbourne the system is electronic in a lot of areas and the ones that aren't the inspectors chalk the tyre a special way -after- they give the ticket as a sign.",
"Nope. They'll just up the amount and if they think you're doing it strategically you can get an additional fine. The groups of ticketers know their route that they do day-after-day and they start to recognize license plates. It's devilish, but it's how they pay the bills if you don't buy a permit. Or sometimes if they can just get away with it and gamble you won't challenge it.\n\nBut, maybe you lucked out with a lackadaisical city.",
"Had my roommate in college use his old tickets and put them up and not pay to park. It worked like 3 times then he got smacked with a 400$ ticket for using old tickets",
"Does leaving a dead hooker in your trunk prevent you from being charged with killing a second one?\n\nDifferent ‘crimes’, so multiple punishments. Of course, you might get lucky and they don’t check the details.",
"Around here you’ll just find a second or third one if it’s a time based violation.",
"Absolutely not. I got towed twice in the same day. However, a construction vest closed in the windo will give you a day or two."
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"I was let go from my Marketing/Web Design job today. What can I do to fuck with them that won't be noticed for a few months? I still have access to their websites, social, etc. ",
"I was let go from my Marketing/Web Design job today. What can I do to fuck with them that won't be noticed for a few months? I still have access to their websites, social, etc. ",
"I was let go from my Marketing/Web Design job today. What can I do to fuck with them that won't be noticed for a few months? I still have access to their websites, social, etc. ",
"I was let go from my Marketing/Web Design job today. What can I do to fuck with them that won't be noticed for a few months? I still have access to their websites, social, etc. ",
"I was let go from my Marketing/Web Design job today. What can I do to fuck with them that won't be noticed for a few months? I still have access to their websites, social, etc. "
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"nothing. as much as they may suck, be a professional and leave with your dignity.",
"Load giant hidden images on the footer of their site, like those 500mb NASA images of the moon. Hide the entire div. \n\nUpload the image(s) deep in some hidden directory, if you link to it externally, it'll show the NASA domain loading in the bottom left corner and the jig's up. Spend some time blending the code into the site or hiding it deep enough where nobody will find it.\n\nIf you're web savvy, write something in PHP or JavaScript to rotate the images on every page load so it never gets fully cached by the visitor. Every time they load a new page, it will load a new 500mb image in the background and the site will be slow as shit.",
"Change or transpose one letter on their contact page email or one number o their phone number",
"Just remember to be careful my dude. Sometimes making a change will also record who made the change. \n\nIf your “fucking” with them hurts them too much, they might be able to track you down and sue.\n\nGood luck in your quest!",
"Don't do it. Everything you do at work is logged somewhere.\n\nA decent IT department will be able to prove it was you within minutes."
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"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? ",
"How do I make my girlfriend's assaulter's life miserable through the internet for at least a couple days? "
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"As someone who is married to a sexual assault survivor(it happened shortly before we met) and has fantasized about doing all of these things and much, MUCH worse to her attacker, the best advice I can give you is to let it go and move on with your lives. Nothing you do to him will undo what he did but keeping it as a major focal point in your lives(yours and hers) will prevent her from healing. Especially if you end up hurt or in jail over it. Believe me, I completely understand your desire to rain hell on that worthless piece of shit but like I said, it won’t change the past and it could seriously fuck up both of your futures. She needs to put it behind her so she can start to heal mentally and emotionally. Channel your hatred of him into love and support for her. It’s the best thing for both of you…",
"Beat him up with a tire iron. Oh, you should order that tire iron through the internet.",
"Does the victim know you are planning this? If not then it's a complete dick move and could cause a lot of upset to the person it actually happened to. I understand you are upset but it may have took her a long time to deal with this mentally and your intentions might cause her more upset.\n\nThis seems like a selfish action in all honesty. I understand your frustration with the situation but I don't think you have a right to take things into your own hands without it being agreeable to the victim.",
"Step 1. Hold him down and sexually assault him in his ass. \n\nThere’s no step 2\n\n**This is clearly fantasy and I would never suggest doing such a thing.**",
"If you can somehow get his wifi password you can ruin his life. Buy a burner phone, get close enough to his house for wifi signal, wear gloves while handling the phone, go crazy looking up how to get in touch with isis recruiters, illegal pron, whatever would trigger the feds in your country. Then dump the phone somewhere on their property (hide it under a flowerpot in a zip lock or something).",
"That's probably enough information to figure out where he works, especially if he also has a LinkedIn profile. Make up a story about him assaulting a customer or coworker that's similar to what happened to your girlfriend, report it to his HR. HR exists to create drama. It will be beautiful.",
"https://www.ruindays.com/ \nsend him a personalized message. I've used it before as a joke on a friend, but in this case you could use it for a cruel message i suppose. and a shit ton of glitter popping in his face.",
"You can enter an email address into smoremail to send spam emails every few seconds. You can also send emails to phone numbers. Combine the two and his phone battery will drain from the onslaught of texts.",
"Sign him up for every mailer, life insurance list, and sales list humanly possible.\n\nIt will be impossible to track back to you, and it will make his life really frustrating for the short term.",
"You could dox him. Post his info in some 4chan lobby and what he did and let nature take its course.",
"I used to know a couple that was mad at a man over a business deal. They did a lot of driving. She made post-it notes while riding telling what services you could get at his business number. They were buying post-its by the case. They put them in every bathroom that they could every time that they stopped.",
"Fill out his info on the Scientology website requesting more info. I’ve heard they never stop trying to make contact",
"You can bombard his phone for a little while with [a bunch of goat pictures](https://goatattack.com/). \n\n\nOr perhaps a [spring loaded dick bomb](https://dicksbymail.com/products/spring-loaded-dick-bomb) would interest you?",
"This may not received well but if she didn’t care enough to call the police or address the issue for several years then you should not care enough to cause trouble for him and you. The guy was a friend for 15 years and they had an evening that she regrets and he apologized for after. I have had a friend serve jail time and later get released over a date rape allegation, she didn’t want to get caught cheating on her BF and sent a guy to jail over it. I also have a friend that’s a college campus police officer who deals with this weekly, it’s terrifying what he sees all because a guy ghosts a girl after sex. All I can say is I would not insert myself into this type of situation unless I was 100% clear on the facts."
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"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? ",
"How to save my personal files from my working laptop without sending them by e-mail? "
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"Ask IT to let you use usb...and have them watch you transfer the files.",
"Install OneDrive and upload what you need. When you get home, just download.",
"You could make a file directory on another computer available to all computers on your network. Then you’d just be able to drag all the files over with no software installs or hardware required.\n\nHere’s a YouTube tutorial:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/RYYe_Y-99fU",
"There is a port on your laptop that you could charge your phone on. Most phone can be used like usbs.\n\n\nOr just send them via file Facebook or cloud or another network that isn't connected to your company",
"Most companies make this very hard as although you want to take personal files, if they are on your work laptop they are not actually personal and instead owned by the company, check your company policy around their equipment and data. \n\nWhen i left my company the only way I could move something I wanted was to upload it to a non-production application I could log into with a username and password outside the company network",
"Do you take your laptop home? What kind of laptop is it?\n\nMany laptops have easy-to-access-and-replace hard drives. If this is one, buy a $5.00 SATA -> USB cable, plug it into your system at home and grab the files.\n\nThat said, if the drive is encrypted to that particular machine that can't be easily accomplished.",
"Any other ports, like sata you could hook a drive to? Can you open the machine, and go from there?",
"1. You could use Dropbox or Google Drive or similar, unless you're forced to connect via a content filtering VPN.\n2. If the disk is not encrypted you can take the disk out and plug it into any computer to copy what you want.\n3. It sounds crazy but you could just speak to your IT department and ask them to copy it for you. \n4. Yes, that's crazy. If you're a programmer you can write a program that takes each file and converts it to a QR code and then have another computer with a webcam which scans the code and at an agreed refresh rate, change the QR code to reveal the next block of the file. A QR at maximum size can be about 3kb and you could probably show 5-10 a second achieving a 15-30kb/s upload speed."
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"FIL thinks I was working, bothering me about getting unemployment. What can I tell him that would make me ineligible for unemployment, while still allowing him to believe I was fired? ",
"FIL thinks I was working, bothering me about getting unemployment. What can I tell him that would make me ineligible for unemployment, while still allowing him to believe I was fired? ",
"FIL thinks I was working, bothering me about getting unemployment. What can I tell him that would make me ineligible for unemployment, while still allowing him to believe I was fired? ",
"FIL thinks I was working, bothering me about getting unemployment. What can I tell him that would make me ineligible for unemployment, while still allowing him to believe I was fired? "
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"Just tell him you got another part time job somewhere else, keep up with the same lie.",
"Unemployment is is backed up in so many places you can say you filed just haven’t heard anything yet.",
"Fired for cause, drawing nsfw stuff at work. \n\nOh I guess that doesn't help.",
"Tell him you have a new job working from home. Then once the world goes back to normal say they decided to give people a choice whether they wanna work from home or on site."
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"Having surgery in a month, they require someone to drive me to/from the appointment. I don't know anyone here.. How do I get around this? ",
"Having surgery in a month, they require someone to drive me to/from the appointment. I don't know anyone here.. How do I get around this? ",
"Having surgery in a month, they require someone to drive me to/from the appointment. I don't know anyone here.. How do I get around this? ",
"Having surgery in a month, they require someone to drive me to/from the appointment. I don't know anyone here.. How do I get around this? "
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"Talk to the doctor's office staff and explain your situation, I bet they know an organization that can help.",
"Name: Uber\n\nPhonee: 1-800-593-7069\n\nEmergency contact info shouldn't need to be local, so just whoever you trust to make medical decisions on your behalf.",
"I don't know if you're comfortable with this, but this might be one of the few times a neighborhood app (Nextdoor) might come in handy. Sign up and there may already be people in your area who volunteer to take elderly/disabled people on errands and doctor's visits. If you explain your situation (being new in town and not knowing anybody yet), I'll bet you could find someone to help you.",
"Hire a hooker or stripper. The day rate is better than hospice care. (It worked for House) Doctor wont let you use Uber for some reason. So don't mention it. Or put an ad on Craigslist. \n\nWhen ever they ask for an emergency contact number I always put 911. I dont want them calling anybody I know, what the fuck are they going to do? Nothing."
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"call the realtor and set up appointment to view the home. Don't show up. Repeat.",
"As a first time home buyer, the one thing that made me immediately dip out of ANY showing is if the neighbors were loud, had a random generator running, has bass music playing, or had dogs with a shitty lawn. It was a giant NOPE because I didn't want to deal with the bs of horrible neighbors.\n\nFood for thought",
"\\-Draw a chalk outline of a person in area right outside the front door.\n\n\\-Ask any perspective buyers what their stance is on pet cockroaches/rats\n\n\\-sit in the front yard in your tighty whities in a lawnchair listening to some kind of fucked up music for any showings.\n\n\\-Paint/draw a large pentagram in your front yard\n\n\\-Stand right in the middle of your front yard in a bathrobe and just dead eye stare at any viewers\n\n\\-Ask perspective buyers if they also have a scat fetish\n\n​\n\nETA: Omg I fuckin love you /reddit these responses have me laughing so damn hard",
"Get a bunch of secondhand kitchen and living room furniture and absolutely cover your lawn with it before showings. Get real into shirtless BBQ and playing dubstep remixes of mumblerap songs. When prospective renters leave give them the double finger guns and tell them \"keep it sleazy, new neighbor\". Maybe park a rusty ORV with 3 wheels removed outside. Borrow a friend's dog who doesn't really like you and try to get to know it by taking it to open houses next door all the time.",
"Spray liquid ass outside and if possible inside the home before any potential showings. Nobody will buy that house let alone stand through a tour.",
"Go to this-person-does-not-exist.com then download and ",
"The problem with doing these things is you may get a buyer who is ok with these suggestions because they do the same thing themselves. They may believe that they will fit right in. Then you will be stuck with them as your new neighbors. Good luck!",
"The current tenants could squat. It takes a few months to evict. That would really get up their noses.",
"Watch the Step Brothers. They came up with some fun ways to stop the sale of their house.",
"Heard a story of some folks stuffing curtain and shower rods full of sardines or raw fish. Nobody figured out where the smell was coming from until the owner decided to let the previous tenants buy the house at a discount. It was one of those places that NOBODY would think to look, talking months of people trying to figure out the source of the stench with no success. So if there are curtain rods or some other hiding place that nobody would ever fathom to look, stuff it full of canned sardines.",
"\"get the carpets professionally shampooed\"\n\nNo they don't. They can't be charged a dime for carpets since they've lived there over a year. \n\nCheck your local renters rights website for more. Sounds like you're in AZ **https://housing.az.gov/sites/default/files/documents/files/Landlord-Tenant-Act-ADOH-Publication-July-2018\\_0.pdf**",
"I would say be annoying and cause problems at any showings to dissuade potential purchasers",
"if the house is empty break a window and put the hose inside and run it for a few days. Water damage can be just as bad as fire but it's not arson so the cops wont investigate it as hard.",
"Call the Realator, put the property under contract. Be as authentic and sincere as you can be. Let the inspection lag out and back out of the contract with a careful escape clause so you don’t loose your earnest money. Rinse and repeat with other people. You can tie a property up for 6 months with this kind of shenanigans. It’s rather grey legally",
"Spray paint \"sewer line problems\" on the first wall you see when you walk in.",
"That happened to me. Lived in house 10 years and I had a 3 month old (which landlord knew about). We ended up buying the house from the landlord. Happened recently. Also want to fuck with landlord.",
"Every day or shoot guns a few times. Keep them property rates down since ya’ll live in the ghetto",
"1. Buy roundup or broad-spectrum plant killer\n2. Cut out a big chunk of cardboard the shape of a swastika\n3. Go at night and lay out cardboard on lawn.\n4. Cover the swastika with roundup. (wear gloves and mask!)\n5. Dispose of cardboard.\n\nIn a day or 2, well... they'll have one hell of a surprise.\n\nYou can also do it with spraypaint as well. But that can be easier to clean up. Kinda.",
"Rent a bunch of screaming children and pretend you run a day care center in your back yard.",
"Leave random shit in the living room. Ouija board, burnt Bible. Dead animal.",
"former real estate investor here. A lot of ideas here that sound fun, but won't really do the trick. All they'll do is scare away the good potential neighbors and the nightmare one that doesn't care will still buy it.\n\nNow, here's what REALLY messes up a real estate deal:\n\n1) it was a meth house. This is seriously the death knell to a real estate deal. You can't sell it because the entire house needs to be ripped down. Now, how you do this I'm not sure as I've never done it, but you could either fake it, and get \"evidence\" to leak, or go all-in and find some meth manufacturers to break in. I'll let you do your own research on how to do this if you so choose.\n\n2) black mold. Again, you have the choice to fake it or literally spray black mold. \n\n3) title problems. You could slap a bogus lien (like a mechanics lien) on the property and make the owner have to go thru legal hassles to have it cleared.\n\nOption: bribe any inspector that comes out to find evidence of 1) or 2).",
"not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure there is zero legal reason at all for the tenants to be responsible for painting the house so if you have their contact information let them know they should seek legal counsel and can sue the shit out of their former landlord over that because their landlord was the unethical bastard in that case.",
"When everyone takes their dogs for evening walks, make sure they \"visit\" the \"new dog park\".",
"Slingshot with ball bearings that gets passed around to all the neighbors. About 2 windows a week for a couple months should get the point across.",
"Sit outside and tell them it’s haunted. How the lights flicker off and on all night and you hear screams.",
"Put a shitload of political signs in every yard. If they’re all leaning one way politically, you make half the prospective buyers sour on the neighborhood. If there’s an even split there’s a good chance all buyers will be at least a little less enthusiastic.",
"go get scrap cars and park them on your lawn, litter trash all over your porch. basically do everything you can to look like the worst person to live next to",
"The real pro tip here is be careful signing on for onerous lease terms like that.",
"Stand naked in your house by the window facing the neighbors and stare at any visitors.\n\nIt is not illegal to be naked in your own house.",
"I can literally solve your problem. Put EVERY SIGN AND FLAG YOU CAN FIND THAT CAN MAKE YOU LOOK CRAZY. American, Rainbow (they have over 30 so go off with diversity), Confederate, Devil Sign, Guns and put up VEGAN ONLY, PRO LIFE, DONALD Trump, and a I love my city flag. \n\n\nI would run for the hills if I saw all that. Make those flags and yard look like a art show!",
"> They were also told that they must paint all of the walls white, get the carpets professionally shampooed, and remove any improvements they done to the backyard or front yard \n \nThey need to get an estimate for this and let the landlord know they have to pay.",
"Raw meat thrown somewhere in the yard on a hot day is really nasty. So is pouring Blood on the ground. It'll attract a nice bunch of flies for a long time.",
"Keep us posted on how things go with the devious plans and hopefully, drawn-out house sale.",
"If you’re willing to do some unethical things to get revenge on them you’re either just as bad or worse since not only are you doing something cold but now it’s calculated doesn’t bother me I’m just pointing out you complain they’re being “shitty people” for doing something without regard to your neighbors but you’re doing the same. What if they really need the money? What if they did an awful job on the carpet and walls?",
"I work in real estate and this sounds like bs lol. The owner couldn't force them to do that unless it was to get their deposit back, in which case the deposit was probably more than the work to be done. Also, the 30 day notice was probably entirely within the terms of the lease. It's a sad thing to have happen but I'm not sure the homeowner did anything wrong here",
"Get all the neighbors to put this sign up in yard\n\nhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B09TB88LMD/ref=cm_sw_r_api_i_7HC3RA2JZGJMMJE8KG8C_0",
"> They were also told that they must paint all of the walls white, get the carpets professionally shampooed\n\nIsn't that what the security deposit is for?\n\nAlso, you could just put up a big-ass sign on the side of your house or in a place where it's absolutely 100% going to be visible at some point during the tour or when people roll up to the house to see it, that says the house is owned by slumlords and to run.",
"30 days is short notice. but besides that, i dont see how someone is \"shitty\" for wanting to sell their house",
"The new owners are probably the people kicking your neighbors out. Why tf would the seller care who lives in the house after it’s sold?",
"I don't see the problem here. All I'm hearing is these financially incompetent tenants decide to give their money to a landlord for 10 years and you somehow feel as if their entitled to own the home? or what are you saying? I honestly can't identify a single valid grievance in your post.\n\nIt's not the homeowners fault these tenants agreed to a month-to-month lease. 30 days is a respectable amount of time to leave a property that isn't theirs. \n\nIt's like y'all have no clue how renting works lmao. The landlord owns white walls and clean carpets- if they borrow that and return it in a different condition then they loose their security deposit. Sounds like the tenants found it cheaper to do the work themselves rather than loose a security deposit. This is a normal situation agreed upon at initial lease signing.\n\nThese tenants probably should have bought a house instead of renting a house if they wanted all the benefits of homeownership and none of the inconveniences of renting.",
"Guys landlords are allowed to do this, they own the house and want to sell it, why are you defending the renters who want to fuck up the homeowners?",
"Guys guys guys.....this is ULPT...\n\nGo dump 5 gallons of diesel fuel on the property. Don't get caught. Make an anonymous call to the EPA.\n\nEnvironmental law will REQUIRE the current property owner to clean it up before they sell it or make a FULL disclosure of the clean up requirement to the new owners. NO ONE will be buying that property.",
"Tell them to look up squatters rights time limits, as well as (on any paper) just write “deed to property at Xxx address” as that is legal enough is many states, despite being the birth certificate from bench warmers.",
"Have a loud party/get together in your backyard during any open houses.\n\nHang some controversial flag or poster for your area on your garage.\n\nPut a car on your lawn in the front sitting on bricks with no wheels.\n\nIf you have a dog, have him poop right on the edge of the shared lawn and don't pick it up.\n\nPlace some old broken down beach chairs on your front porch with some Solo cups and empty beer cans (preferably Natty ice) taped on the floor next to them.\n\nDuring open house call police to come take a report of a stolen garden gnome or something small.",
"After the property has been vacant for 60 days. Break in and steal the copper pipes without turning the water off. Many landlord policies have exclusions for properties that have been vacant for a certain amount of time. Usually kicks in around 30-60 days and have exclusions for theft and vandalism for vacant properties. Potentially large claim with no coverage. Cops are unlikely to investigate beyond making a report.",
"You could get a pellet gun and shoot at the windows from a distance. May not actually bust them completely but replacing a window gets expensive if it just keeps happening over and over.",
"WTF? Your neighbors were there for 10 years and the owner just sold the house out from under them? Did your neighbors even have an opportunity to buy it?\n\nI worked maintenance for a 200+ unit apartment complex for over 6 years, and at no point was any tenant *ever* responsible for painting, carpet cleaning, etc. That’s why landlords charge a security deposit, for any repairs beyond normal wear and tear, but patching/painting, carpet cleaning, etc was just part of the rental business.\n\nIf nothing else, watch Step Brothers for some tips on deterring the new neighbors.",
"Travel back in time and have your nice neighbors go and buy a hosue of their own, at 10 years ago prices.",
"Southwest? Use an awl to poke a hole in their AC condenser so that it's 120 degrees inside for the showings. Also poke a hole where the supply/return lines run into the house or ground, those are a bitch to replace.",
"Sadly none of these ideas are going to work because some hedge fund will just buy the place sight unseen.",
"Not sure if the current tenants would be game but I read a post a while back about a very similar situation, the tenants put fish in the curtain poles.\n\nYou can imagine how horrid it smelled, the home owner couldn't find the issue, after many contractors unable to find the problem they offered it back to the original tenants at a steal.",
"Keep posting signs similar to this one on the lawn outside the house. \nhttps://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-10c6f/images/stencil/500x659/products/52075/78457/WS49475__82451.1601484493.jpg?c=2",
"If you have no HOA, trash your front yard. Leave chairs, coolers, your cars, etc in the lawn instead of using the driveway.",
"I don't think my tip is unethical per se, although I love all the other ones people are posting. My tip is to start a Tenants Union and/or a neighborhood Eviction Defense group. Sounds like you're in an ideal situation for that.",
"Have you seen step Brothers? There's some pretty good suggestions there",
"Assuming there isn't any HOA, be the red neck neighbor, I'm talking used sofas in the yard, old toilets. If anyone complains say they are expensive artistic lawn furniture singed by banksy, they can't prove that it isn't. This will drive the price down considerably, the neighbor will be fuming. Second phase, step in buy the property at low price, re rent it to your neighbors.",
"well it really depends on the lease, the fact that they signed it 10 years ago, they probably don't remember the provisions. i think it is standard to have the walls painted, and shampoo rugs, but usually that is the homeowners responsibility before the next tenant . after 10 years you would think they would get notice, but business is business. \n\nscrew the realtor, if you have their name, i am guessing, they have an office phone and a mobile phone. i would post ads on craigslist or other sites for escorting, or some deviant activity with their mobile phone number\n\nhomeowner same thing, also if they have another business bad reviews etc",
"don’t tenants have the first opportunity to buy a home when it is goes for sale? They do in DC at least",
"You can’t. You list, it sells, vacating parties need to put the place back to neutral…. They likely got their security deposit back for paint and carpet clean. New folks rip it out, tear it down…. don’t care. It’s theirs now. I’ve seen people put brand-new kitchens in thinking that’s what they needed to do to get the most for their home only to find that shit in the dumpster three days after the closing. That’s real estate and capitalism. Sucks for that family, and all families stick in a housing crisis. But that’s not going to stop the “cash in now honey” show. \n\nSome might say Ben Franklin was right and you should mind your business. I like that you trying to stick up for the little guy who was kind of burnt in the process.",
"This is honestly the stuff that gets me so rageful I wish harm upon the owner. This kind of stuff is not okay. I’ve been fucked with renting as well and it’s such a backstabbing move. Like, sorry for paying YOUR bills for ten years because you bought early. The note about ripping out the carpet and painting sent me.",
"The problem with dressing in klan robes or Nazi regalia, or being the \"white trash\" neighbors with a pool and rusty car in the yard, or an overbearing Karen, or whatever you decide to go with-\n\nYou run the risk of the person visiting the house thinking \"Ah yes, these are my people!\" and now since you've scared off the reasonable buyers, they get the house for cheap. So now you get a horrible person as your neighbor.\n\nYou want to mess with the _owner_, not the house. Track down their address and send them some horse shit in the mail, sign them up for all sorts of nudie magazines, give their name and address to every church/casino/MLM you can find, but short of driving to his house and opening up a few garden spigots to run overnight, you're not really going to do anything that tangibly damages his prospects without also damaging yours.",
"Show you guys are bad neighbours whenever there’s a visit. Go knock on the front door and start acting like a Karen, or some dumb ass. Pump up the volume. Trash everywhere on your front lawn. Fix your car loudly when there’s a visit… \nHave all the neighbourhood call the realtor pretending to be interested in the house. Schedule visits too. \nThis will be tiring for the realtor, and it’ll make the sale drag for a while with people not making offers because of « ass hole » neighbours 😃",
"Pitch in to get the people on either side to put an obnoxious amount of lawn ornaments out and the other put up Christmas decorations in July. Also, park any beater cars the neighborhood can muster in front of the house.",
"Park a van outside the house. Move only as required by street laws. Print a banner that calls out the owner’s (true) actions and attach it to the van, facing the front door. Install a dash cam to catch any vandalism by the owner.",
"Look at your states tenets rights laws. Typically if the contract is not up then there needs to be a specific process followed. Typically involves at least a certified letter.",
"Just a thought: if you want these people out of your life, shouldn't you be trying to help them sell the house? Seems win/ win to me. \n\nProlonging the sale could just increase the amount you have to deal with them.",
"If you spot any people checking out the home for sale, tell them it's haunted.",
"I would suggest leaving the real estate agent out of it. They're just doing what their shitty client wants them to do. A realtor has a fiduciary duty to the seller to carry out their wishes unless what you're asked to do is illegal. \n\nMost real estate agents, and I do mean almost all of them, are pretty religious about keeping up with and following the National Association of Realtors Code of Ethics. A lot of the state Realtor associations require Realtors in their state to take an ethics class every 2-5 years to keep themselves current.",
"I think you're talking about Las Vegas, plenty of out of state people who own property there. I wonder if the tenants didn't pay rent during the moratorium and that's why they're getting evicted. Either way, the owner's shitty but is a hot market too",
"Cause flood damage from a \"leaky\" pipe. Have the tenants \"adjust\" a pvc pipe until it cracks. Leave for the weekend and come back to \"OMG, what happened??\" The repairs will need to be done before it can sell and the tenants wont be required to move while it is being repaired. The faulty crack would not put blame on the tenant and the homeowner would be responsible for the repairs. This is covered by insurance. Plus after the drywall is removed for repair, the walls will need painted anyways, and can be done with the money from the insurance claim. This should give the tenants a couple of months to figure it out. \n\n\nOr, they could just stop paying rent and become squatters. 🤷♂️",
"Be sure to visit the house during a showing and mention that you’re surprised at how they managed to get the smell out. \n\nHint that there was a meth lab or something because of how the neighbors had money but always kept their windows blacked out and that there were various chemical smells at all hours of the night. \n\nHave another neighbor hint about how the homeowner disappeared under mysterious circumstances and that there was a dead body smell for ages.",
"White ants, buy them from pet stores and put in walls. Other option is to fill all plumbing drains with expander foam",
"This isn't an answer to your request, more of a question.\n\nIf the rent in the area is rising, is it wrong for the landlord to get more income?\n\nHe will profit from the property and on average will reinvest into something that will grow.\n\nIt's unfortunate for your neighbor and I empathize with them, but Beverly hills used to be nothing in the beginning, and nobody is arguing that they should be grandfathered in at cheaper rent than their neighbors.\n\nIf you want charity, you can go buy the house and rent it to them for cheaper or help find other local arrangements.\n\nI don't quite understand your motive for maliciousness towards this property owner, perhaps there is more to be situation?",
"Talk to people who are viewing the house about the cat colonies that live in the neighborhood. How they pee and poop everywhere, destroy gardens, kill wild life, but you love them and a few of you feed them food all the time. You think maybe there are 20 or so that come out on a good night, but it’s hard to keep track cause they’re always having babies.\n\nOo shit start posting this stuff on the neighborhood app\n\nYou could also put up signs about “be careful cat colony crossing”",
"Start throwing fish around the outside in bushes under porch etc. buy cans of canned farts etc. burn baby diapers when they show \nit off. Let bone meal sit open with water for a while rotten eggs broken around. The property.",
"Revenge is generally a waste of time.\n\nIf you are passionate about solving an issue - focus on solving its root causes. E.g. found a better realtor company, work for a comparison site or such. But is that even the most important issue you should be working on? If no, then work on something different instead.\n\nJust because you're unethical, doesn't mean you have to be stupid.",
"Putting cheese or fish in cracks and crevices of the home to make it more aromatic. The more hidden the better.",
"Put dog shit in the heating vents and crank up the heat. The smell will never go away.",
"Imagine renting a house you don't own then being mad you don't own the house you're renting.",
"Cost that owner money by making the neighborhood as un-appealing as possible while it's on the market. \n\nEvery day that they are showing that house have people dress poorly/dudes shirtless or in stained/holey tank tops and loiter outside drinking and smoking, extra cr",
"Be the neighbours from hell. Do up a schedule where everyone in the neighbourhood assists in any way they can. I’d make my front yard look like a junkie’s haven. Loud music. Cars parked on lawns, car parts on lawns … you get the idea",
">Buy fish from supermarket,\n>Take out of package\n>Hide near front door of home.",
"Have all your neighbors park their shittiest vehicles in front of the house for sale. There is nothing worse than ghetto ass cars parked in front of YOUR house when they have a perfectly good driveways. Also, play music loud when driving to and from your house and to top it off, attempt a \"car repair\" and ask to have the potential buyers give you a hand since your roommate is currently locked up for the next 45 days for a domestic dispute with his meth head girlfriend.\nTrust me when I say Noone will buy that property.",
"Don’t listen to these dopes, as satisfying as it might seem. It’s NOT worth the legal problems you’ll bring on yourself. Just be happy the old homeowner is leaving"
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"My flatmates have kicked me out of the home and refuse to give me my deposit back - what can I do to make their lives a little harder? ",
"My flatmates have kicked me out of the home and refuse to give me my deposit back - what can I do to make their lives a little harder? ",
"My flatmates have kicked me out of the home and refuse to give me my deposit back - what can I do to make their lives a little harder? ",
"My flatmates have kicked me out of the home and refuse to give me my deposit back - what can I do to make their lives a little harder? ",
"My flatmates have kicked me out of the home and refuse to give me my deposit back - what can I do to make their lives a little harder? ",
"My flatmates have kicked me out of the home and refuse to give me my deposit back - what can I do to make their lives a little harder? "
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"Take all the batteries out of everything electronic. Change all the time on clocks. Lock their iPhones by trying their passwords multiple times. Leave rotten meat in a hidden spot so it’ll smell but they can’t figure out why. Dip their toothbrushes into a clean toilet bowl.",
"The pricks probably need the money for more heroin. Stress to them today that you are going to get your deposit back legally because the law is on your side and that they’ll be going to court. Just go full on mental that you’re gonna get that money back or there’ll be other consequences. Tell them you’ve photographed them taking heroin, you’ve photographed the heroin in which you can see enough room detail that the landlord will know it’s his house when you send him the photos. That you’ll destroy those junkie bastards until you get your money back. Go nuts.",
"Put a fish in a Tupperware type of container and hide it somewhere that’s inconvenient to search the fish will rot and spoil once enough gas builds up it’ll either pop the lid releasing a horrible stench all at once or if you’re lucky it’ll just burp little by little making it hard to actually find the container.",
"\"... without damaging things or doing anything stupid or illegal\"?\n\nIs this a joke?",
"Hahah the backstory was probably unnecessary, I just want to get them back somehow!",
"Honestly. I'm a lawstudent in Germany. I don't know where you live, but in Any somewhat organised country there should be Services or organisations that you can Talk to to factcheck If you can get your moneyback, potentially without a lawyer which Cuts the Costs drastically. I'm clsiming that the lawyer is Just Not advicing you tobpress the Claim because there is little to earn.\nYou can also Tell me your country and I'll Look For an internetpressence of such an non-profit Organisation in your country For you.\nWhat on the other hand potentially could be a Problem might be the fact that they have No Money that you could Claim. That is For you to Judge/consider."
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"How can I lie on apartment applications to increase my chances or getting an apartment? ",
"How can I lie on apartment applications to increase my chances or getting an apartment? "
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"I know people who list friends as references. \n\nAnother option that I use is to offer like $5 or $10 more a week. I would rather spend an extra $260-$520 a year to get a place I want than to be stuck without a place.",
"Let's get to the root of the issue, why is your cr"
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"I need to pay off £1000 in order to get my final degree certification, open to any ideas right about now ",
"I need to pay off £1000 in order to get my final degree certification, open to any ideas right about now ",
"I need to pay off £1000 in order to get my final degree certification, open to any ideas right about now ",
"I need to pay off £1000 in order to get my final degree certification, open to any ideas right about now ",
"I need to pay off £1000 in order to get my final degree certification, open to any ideas right about now "
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"Take out a very cheap loan, there's a lot of loans very cheap rates right now",
"There’s a subreddit where people loan you money at a certain interest rate",
"If you're really struggling, think you deserve it and can provide evidence, I'm sure a crowdfunding campaign could at least help too. But yeah, £1000 pounds would be worth a loan if your degree can pay that off. All the best mate, stay strong either way",
"Ethical: see if your program has a payment plan with lower interest than loans.\nUnethical: if you can pay by check, without any cash amount and get the degree?",
"1000 pounds is a lot, you can’t even scam amazon in a reasonable time for that. Ask for a loan"
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"background screening called former employer and couldn't verify dates. ",
"background screening called former employer and couldn't verify dates. ",
"background screening called former employer and couldn't verify dates. ",
"background screening called former employer and couldn't verify dates. ",
"background screening called former employer and couldn't verify dates. ",
"background screening called former employer and couldn't verify dates. "
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"If the exaggeration wasn’t verbal, and only on paper, the best thing you can do is say that it was a typo or a copy/paste error you didn’t catch. My guess is they won’t care about the length of your employment at this other company if they are already at this stage of the hiring process.",
"Confidently state it was an error. Don't offer explanation. Only give the correction.",
"correct the dates, so they can be verified, and fill in any missing time with a company that can't verify the dates. -that went out of business. bought out, closed.",
"Whatever you say has to be verifiable. They can just check with whatever company you make up. You need something unverifiable, like I worked for my brother, or that Dave guy in HR hates my guts. Then give them the number to an old do worker who is willing to lie",
"I worked for a one time fortune 500 company that would not verify any info about you at all for any prospective employer, wouldn't even verify if you ever worked there. I asked why they just said to avoid possible liability if someone said the wrong thing.",
"Are you actually correct or was your resume false? That may affect how you procede"
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"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical ",
"what’s the most unethical way to make a bit of extra cash? Hell, maybe even get rich? Can’t be illegal, but definitely unethical "
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"Rent out a house or apartment for a relatively low price per month but charge an application fee. Nobody will be good enough for you….",
"Owning a pay and display car park near a hospital. Have machines that only accept change and heavy fines for not paying.",
"Detox tea company, just bulk buy some shitty tea, market it with amazing heath benefits and sell it for 1000% the price you got it",
"Start a fake charity and pay your self a big percentage of the profits. The more legit your charity gets, the bigger donors you can get.",
"When I was still on heroin there was a aluminum only recycling dumpster by a large church, every week after services we would hop in with a scoop shovel and empty it. A few hundred bucks at the scrap yard every week. It was unethical because the last time we went was during the day and there was a sign on the dumpster that said this dumpster was linked to a school recycling competition and the school that got the most wok a trip to sea world. So we might have snorted away a schools field trip...",
"Create the church of Hedonism. Drugs are legal on campus. Stippers paid 247. Basically a sanctuary for heathens that can't be taxed",
"Open up a repair shop for something. \n\nWhen people bring their things up for repair, lie to them about stuff like X part is not working and needs to be fully replaced even if there is a minor issue.\n\nThen fix that part and make it work but bill them for whole the new part.\n\nThese type of things happen all too often where I live and the business owners rarely get caught doing it.",
"As others have said.\n\nCreate persona on onlyfans that caters to niche fetish.",
"[You start a company called Ass Tickling Fanclub...](https://youtu.be/pV-4HH6BxY0)",
"Advertise your house as a rental and then pocket all the application fees.",
"Offer students to do their homework for them for a fee, say they need to pay upfront, get their money and don’t do the work or do it wrong. \n\nI actually used to do this but I would do it ethically by completing their work correctly. But I think it’s still a little shady to be doing someone’s homework since you’re helping them cheat the system. Easy money though.",
"Offer to visit and keep people's parents and grandparents company at their retirement home for cash. \n\nIt's only unethical for people who utilize your service because they don't feel like visiting.",
"A bit of extra cash? Buy candy in bulk and have young kids sell them on the street for 4x price. Everyone things these are for charity.",
"1. Become a porn star\n2. Create NFTs\n3. Sell NFTs for $1.8 million\n4. Leave because \"people are mean\"\n5. Profit",
"Buy a four-bedroom house and rent it out by room charging each room one third of the cost of the place after utilities and everything and then have them \"split the utilities\" so they're double paying for that then you take your profits from that one save it up a little bit and make it down payment on another house doing the exact same thing. I would wait for the housing market double to pop before I buy anything though because once it crashes it's going to be very very cheap to get housing especially if you're paying cash up front.",
"You can hold public office and own stocks in what company that you decide to get funding.. you can order sky robots to shoot any who resist fair pay for their commodities and people will pay you to get it cheaper",
"Televangelist. Really pissed that I missed that career choice back in the 70s and 80s as cable opened up the wallets of suckers across the world.",
"Offer a service to identify who stole your identity/email for a fee. When very angry citizens pay you, you just give them details of your personal enemies.",
"Invest in financially solid companies run by morally bankrupt criminals that consider the federal government their economic moat, as opposed to a regulatory risk. You get upside exposure to crime with no criminal liability. Nobody is going to stop Nestle from using slave labor to make chocolate. The federal government will prop up JP Morgan Chase at all costs. Publicly-traded State-media outlets will continue to thrive while the government looks the other way muttering something about the 1st amendment. \n\nIf you don't know how they sleep at night, they're probably up making you more money.",
"Serial (business) bankruptcy. Start a business and do well. After a while stop paying your vendors and run up all kinds of debt. Then declare bankruptcy and at auction buy all of your equipment back at discount prices.\n\nRinse, wash, repeat.\n\nOne of my competitors has done this twice. Vendors have short memories and once the salesperson impacted leaves, they are fair game.",
"Sell some hash or have corey and trevor put people’s furniture on the curb.",
"Politician in Texas... I hear they can afford to fly out to Cancun during any disaster.",
"Hello, I’m reaching out because my records indicate your cars extended warranty may be expired.",
"Buy some wheel boots and find a store owner who has a high traffic parking lot and get in cahoots with them. Of course if you get shot in the face by someone who doesn't take kindly to your hijinks, that's a problem you'll have to deal with on your own.",
"Teen boys in my area would go around putting pamphlets saying the address numbers on our houses have faded and important mails from the post office could get mis-sent if those are not clear. Offered 20$ to paint them bright. \nThey would drop these to everyone including the houses which did not have as much fading. \nGreat spook and sell tactic. \nProbably did 50-60 houses per day.",
"One method I've witnessed first hand is faking a terminal disease and start a funding campaign for a \"live saving surgery\" then escaping with the money never to be seen again",
"Drop shipping. I see that as largely unethical. I can just buy from the company that sells the item with better consumer protection and faster delivery times (no middle man), but quite often I get tricked into thinking they’re an actual store that holds items so expect faster delivery times which influences my buying. I get so angry when I find out they’ve just ordered it from the same company I could have myself at a better price. God damn I hate drop shippers.",
"Back when Amazon started allowing authors to self-publish their books in electric version, I thought it was such a neat idea - if only I was an author!\n\nThen I came up with the idea to publish public domain books - classics where the copyright is expired. So I got the list of most downloaded public domain books from Project Gutenberg, got the books in Epub format, got the Wikipedia entry for both the author and the book, put them all into one file, and sent them to Amazon with a price of $1.99. I did this for about 80 books.\n\nAt first, it worked better than expected. Amazon was pushing the Kindle and so had a copy FOR FREE but still many people bought my $1.99 version. At the top, I was making $1000-$2000 a month.\n\nSlowly Amazon cracked down on public domain books, removing hundreds of versions of the same book but leaving theirs. Now I make around $20. Sigh... well, it was good while it lasted!",
"The people who drop a metal donation bin in a parking lot. They sell the clothes in bulk to a shipper who sends it overseas where it is sold in bulk to resellers in 3rd world countries. Then you see someone in your old polo in a documentary.",
"So... a few things we can rule out:\n\n1) Lying. Doing that to make money is illegal (fraud). \n\n2) Sex work. Mostly illegal, the remainder is not unethical. \n\n3) Having money to start with. Generally not unethical, but the parts that are are generally illegal. Also hard to call a \"pro tip\", as it's kind of a useless suggestion.",
"My good friend moves molly lbs at a time, ordering them from Europe and one time selling them to a lower dealer. Works one hour a month, makes 6 figures a year.",
"If you're a girl, get straight guys to send you nudes and sell them on Twitter. If you're a guy, you'll have to catfish them.",
"Abortion doctor.\n\nIt all depends on what you would call unethical. Some find an abortion doctor ethical while others find them unethical."
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"Hospitalising Myself to Avoid Exams I want to avoid my final exams for a very long time since I neglected to study and know almost none of my course content. I was thinking if I just went to the doctor and complained that I am vomiting constantly every day or just exaggerate symptoms that they will hospitalize me and just take my word for everything then eventually I can just say I feel fine and leave while the doctors are perplexed with what was wrong with me. Is this a viable plan?",
"Hospitalising Myself to Avoid Exams I want to avoid my final exams for a very long time since I neglected to study and know almost none of my course content. I was thinking if I just went to the doctor and complained that I am vomiting constantly every day or just exaggerate symptoms that they will hospitalize me and just take my word for everything then eventually I can just say I feel fine and leave while the doctors are perplexed with what was wrong with me. Is this a viable plan?",
"Hospitalising Myself to Avoid Exams I want to avoid my final exams for a very long time since I neglected to study and know almost none of my course content. I was thinking if I just went to the doctor and complained that I am vomiting constantly every day or just exaggerate symptoms that they will hospitalize me and just take my word for everything then eventually I can just say I feel fine and leave while the doctors are perplexed with what was wrong with me. Is this a viable plan?",
"Hospitalising Myself to Avoid Exams I want to avoid my final exams for a very long time since I neglected to study and know almost none of my course content. I was thinking if I just went to the doctor and complained that I am vomiting constantly every day or just exaggerate symptoms that they will hospitalize me and just take my word for everything then eventually I can just say I feel fine and leave while the doctors are perplexed with what was wrong with me. Is this a viable plan?"
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"I had mononucleosis at the end of the fall semester and was able to get out of some exams and coursework entirely, the rest I had to make up in the spring. In other words, at least in the USA, it works as long as you're willing to get quite ill (or have a doctor who's willing to play ball)",
"Guaranteed you can put off the exams if you just shoot yourself in the spine right near the cervical vertibrae. ",
"Tell them you swallowed a razor blade and are having incredible pain. When they take you for a scan to see where the blade is, take one out of your wallet/purse and tape it to an area of your stomach. \n \nDue to this being a razor they will most likely not want to take side shots, only top down. This way it will give the appearance that the blade is really inside you. \n \nThey will scope you next to see where the blade is, but will not find it so they will send you for another scan. \n \nKeep repeating this process until you are ready to go home.",
"So start researching mental health issues and learn to act and say things they might. Could be ptsd from some sort of assault, or depression that started mid summer and hasn't stopped, etc. See a shrink and withdraw from all classes with dean's permission based on doctor note. "
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"What kinds of companies throw out large plexiglass/acrilyic glass/pieces of wood on the regular? ",
"What kinds of companies throw out large plexiglass/acrilyic glass/pieces of wood on the regular? ",
"What kinds of companies throw out large plexiglass/acrilyic glass/pieces of wood on the regular? "
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"Scenic companies, the companies that build sets and pop ups all over the city",
"You could check with large retail pharmacies. I'm not joking. They reset their large shopping sections at least once a year, some twice (like cosmetics). You can always ask the store manager if he'd be willing to keep your number and give you a call when they have large plastic/plexiglass pieces that will just be going in the dumpster. It's worth a shot.",
"I don't know, but I know if you want a bunch of small pieces of marble and granite, look for tile shops or places that do counters. You can easily find pieces about the size of your hand. They chuck everything too small to use, or that wasn't cut evenly. You'll just have to do some dumpster diving, and you'll want to gtfo ASAP, because trash or not, the assholes will usually press charges. Check for security cameras before you even get out of your car."
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"friend died unexpectedly, family doesn't have passwords or pin numbers to get into MacBook and iPhone. ",
"friend died unexpectedly, family doesn't have passwords or pin numbers to get into MacBook and iPhone. ",
"friend died unexpectedly, family doesn't have passwords or pin numbers to get into MacBook and iPhone. ",
"friend died unexpectedly, family doesn't have passwords or pin numbers to get into MacBook and iPhone. ",
"friend died unexpectedly, family doesn't have passwords or pin numbers to get into MacBook and iPhone. "
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"This is probably a stupid question and most likely impossible, but what are the legalities on visiting his body and using a physical thumb print to unlock his phone (assuming it’s locked this way).",
"Consider contacting the support team of the dating app he uses? They should be able to give the cops the relevant information. \n\nFailing that, just use his finger to unlock? Respectfully of course.",
"i think there are some apps that you can install on your own computer and by linking his phone and your computer with a cable you could be able to unlock it but i think that all the datas would be removed (not sure tho)",
"Under the circumstances, you can ask Apple I believe. \n\nThey can be surprisingly helpful if you have all the legal paperwork",
"Submit it to the police for evidence, they will deal with it.\n\nAlso, this is one more reason why people should use password managers like Bitwarden and set up \"emergency access\". If I don't use my password manager for more than 3 months, it automatically grants access to my trusted contact / family."
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1,
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"If I tell ATT that I lost my tablet, and get a replacement, would I still be able to use the old tablet on wifi without getting in trouble with ATT? ",
"If I tell ATT that I lost my tablet, and get a replacement, would I still be able to use the old tablet on wifi without getting in trouble with ATT? "
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"You're allowed to find things that are lost. Whoops, must've ended up in a box somewhere when I thought I'd left it on the bus never to be seen again. Now I most certainly inadvertently have two",
"it's all good man. Ask away they don't have time and money to send police to seize it and raid your house over a measly tablet."
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"How to Win a Raffle Maybe this is more of a statistics question, but there must be some way to increase your chances of winning a raffle. A bicycle company is doing a raffle where a $10 dollar ticket buys you a chance to win a very expensive bicycle, and you can buy as many tickets as you like. Anyone got any ideas for how to increase the chances of winning? This is all online, so no paper to crumple up.",
"How to Win a Raffle Maybe this is more of a statistics question, but there must be some way to increase your chances of winning a raffle. A bicycle company is doing a raffle where a $10 dollar ticket buys you a chance to win a very expensive bicycle, and you can buy as many tickets as you like. Anyone got any ideas for how to increase the chances of winning? This is all online, so no paper to crumple up."
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"Typically with these types of online raffles the person who has the largest social media following wins. Your best chance at winning the bike would be to befriend the winner and then steal the bike.",
"Just buy the bike man. Or steal one. That sounds like a shitty shitty deal."
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"I am running out of money as a 16 year old, what can I do to increase cash flow in quarantine? ",
"I am running out of money as a 16 year old, what can I do to increase cash flow in quarantine? ",
"I am running out of money as a 16 year old, what can I do to increase cash flow in quarantine? "
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"Use a pic from deep in the internet or of a hot friend or something and sell used panties. No one has to know.",
"Offer to cut your neighbors lawns or signup for instakart and make money grocery shopping for local neighbors.",
"Sex trade. Not pleasant for most, but can generate some serious income."
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"What can I do to bug off incommodious neighbours from our shared yard? ",
"What can I do to bug off incommodious neighbours from our shared yard? "
] | [
"Tbh there is no miracle cure for bad neighbors. Your best bet is to either move or get over it. Whenever you get adversarial with a neighbor it always gets worse. Adapt or abandon. Headphones, white noise makers, aromatherapy, zen m",
"I would start with the landlord. See what they can do. After that you have three options:\n\nSuck it up\n\nMove\n\nGet nasty, TBH you don't seem like the type for this option."
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"How can I legally purchase a car only to park in front of my neighbor’s house to piss them off? ",
"How can I legally purchase a car only to park in front of my neighbor’s house to piss them off? "
] | [
"I'd just buy a broken, run down car for really cheap and have the tow guy park it there, then I'd take off the wheels, lock the car and toss the key. That would really piss them off, and I'd deny any connection to the car.",
"My neighbors park their speed boat in front my house year round, Soley to piss me off. I've tried everything in the book to get that boat moved to no avail."
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"Looking for a way that I can listen to music at work. I work at a grocery store, & they don't allow it. It has to work in the summer too, so no hats. ",
"Looking for a way that I can listen to music at work. I work at a grocery store, & they don't allow it. It has to work in the summer too, so no hats. ",
"Looking for a way that I can listen to music at work. I work at a grocery store, & they don't allow it. It has to work in the summer too, so no hats. "
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"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n",
"How can I take down a YouTube channel? A girl in my school has a YouTube channel that is semi-successful (60k subs or so) and is mainly focused about gossip and shit talking), she's been making videos about kids in my school behind their backs, talking shit about them and making a joke out of them, this has lead to kids being bullied and even moving schools. Some kids consider her \"influential\" and not just an asshole. Every time she makes a video about someone it's completely uncalled for. Nobody's 'mean' to her, she's quite popular around the school and I can't recall a single time where she's been in a fight or anything like that. \n\n\nShe's made a video about me yesterday, without going into to much details I wasn't having it, I want to take down her channel, is there anyway I can do that without wasting my time or mass report her videos? \nHer channel isn't English based and people have already tried to get the videos about them taken down but she's never had one taken off the site. \n\n\nI do know that YouTube has a lot of dumb copyright systems that I can exploit and I doubt she checks whether a song is copyright-free or not. \n\n\nThank you and Merry Christmas :) \n"
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"Flag her for violating YouTube’s terms of service, tell your school, ignore what other people think about you because it is just causing you stress and realize they’re probably worse off. Focus on friends and family you know stuff like that.",
"Pretend to be someone from your local news station who wants to interview her for a segment. Make her click a link via email that installs a keylogger on her computer. Once you know her password, delete the account and continue doing so for every YouTube channel she creates ",
"These are all good LPT. A good ULPT though would be to hit her with a bat for your youtube channel: Bitch gets hit by a bat.",
"Not sure of your state...but if you are in school in Texas and you report it (cyber or real life) by law the school needs to contact the parents of both parties and take any precautions to stop the bullying. Police can even get involved; Up to 180 days in jail and $2000 fine.\n\n\nHere is a list of states that have bullying laws and to what extent.\n\nhttps://www.stopbullying.gov/laws/index.html/",
"You need to keep talking to the school until you find someone willing to help. If that doesn’t work, contact your local news station and try to get a story about it. That will set the wheels in motion. In order to do this you should compile a bunch of clips of her to show. ",
"Send a copy right strike on every video and flag every video with every thing possible. If YouTube gets enough they just shut the channel down.",
"Find some allied students who have also been wronged and make passable fake email accounts for their parents, then send complaints to the principal with the video link. I call it, pulling a digital Ferris Bueller.",
"unethically? steal her phone, destroy her computer, get that phone open and delete all her videos then post a ton of anti semitism videos. poof gone. and if no one knows you did it your whole school will hate her besides the nazi kids. ",
"Make a video that shows a clip of her video but then make a copyright claim on her video for using \"your content\".",
"Unethical? Well first hire a hacker.\n\n1) If you delete her current channel she will most likely start another one with more protection and hacker shaming.\n\n\nSo the alternative...\n\n2) leave creepy traces such as a porn video on her channel, changes to her wallpaper, constant ads based on her personal files and location. Then claim to know her and whatever. With any luck she will commit suicide and other such channels will be deterred from starting."
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"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?",
"How can I make myself sound like I am at home (but actually travelling) on a call? Hello everyone, I want some unethical tips from y'all: \n\nLet's say I will be travelling abroad soon and I work remote full time job. We call each other occassionally on a typical work call program (audio calls only). \n\nI can avoid certain situations by chatting away or appear online all the time, but if a call comes and I am walking around, how can I, for example, reduce external noises or sound like I am at home or at least in a quiet enviroment?"
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"I would wait for the call, find a private restroom to take the call, then tell whoever called that you were taking a bathroom break.",
"Look into a headset with a noise cancelling microphone. \n\nEven if you're using a top-of-the-line model, I suspect that if you're walking down the street and the car next to you honks its horn, the person on the other end of your call is going to hear the honk. \n\nI'd probably get a few different models and field test their effectiveness.",
"HR person here. Above all, make sure you are online during your usual hours if you are traveling and are in a different time zone. Working or being online at odd hours repeatedly is what is most noticeable if tracked centrally. Also, invest in VPN if your location is tracked.",
"Clients call my cell phone all the time when I’m on zoom calls with other clients. I just text them back and say I’m on a zoom with somebody else, I’ll call them back when I’m free. Could you not just do that to your boss? Say you’re on a call.",
"My idea:\r \nUse the sound board of the VoiceMod program.\n\n\r \nWith the sound board , you can choose an audio and let it play, for example, if you put on a song, the song will play until the end of it (or until you press the hotkey to stop it).\r \n\r \nMy idea:\r \nHave background audio like kids talking, blender on, stuff like that and leave it on the sound board.\r \nWhen the person calls you, play the sound and speak, the sound will be in the background... Just set a nice volume level.\r \n\r \nHope this helps you.",
"Headphones noise canceling mic as rec above. \nHoody with hood on (buffer air), maybe even one of those mic covers for air as well.\nGet good an unmuting only when your words are spoken\nExpect to slip into an alley/door",
"Sorry my windows open, the neighbors,dogs outside I hate it. Just if you bring it up casually,or adjust your mic for \"issues\" they won't think twice.",
"Wear a hoodie or jacket completely covering your head to muffle noises.",
"Look up “vocal dampener” on Amazon and see if one of those would work. Made for people who want to practice singing without making noise. Could put your mic in that and use it as a portable sound booth.",
"Leave an Am radio on in one of the rooms… it will sound like someone is talking",
"Just say you have new equipment because the old failed. And only if someone asks.",
"Google Pixel phones have a great noise cancellation. I used to travel even in train and tell them I am home. Nobody ever questioned.",
"Does you home have any natural sounds obvious sounds? If so record them and play them when you get a call."
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"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher.",
"Can I pocket the insurance money Hello, so I got into an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company for the person at fault has issued me a check. I have gone to the body shop that my friend recommended and he has told me that it was weird that the insurance company issued the check in only my name. The body shop owner said that usually insurance companies issue it in the name of both the car owner and maybe the leaseholder or the body shop. Now I have had no issues with depositing the check. The insurance has told me that they need an estimate from the body shop. Now here is my question, can I just pocket the money the insurance gave me and just not provide them with the estimate? The body shop owner said he would charge me considerably cheaper, since it just him dealing with me, for not having to do the estimate. But since he had to make the estimate the price went considerably higher."
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"This is not an ULPT. You are fine. It's up to you how and where you get your car repaired. Insurance companies don't care. They have already paid you. End of the road for them. I have kept insurance checks and done repairs myself each and every time. \n\n",
"You're fine. Once had glass shatter and spray my car. Quote for new paint from dealer was 4,000. Check from insurance was 4,000. Actual paint job from Maaco was 600. Just think of it as getting a small part of your premiums back. Much like tax refunds, it's already your money.",
"It’s your money to compensate you for the damages caused by the other driver. If you don’t fix your car that’s your business. Unless you financed the vehicle then you need to do whatever the financial institution that owns your car for real wants you to do. \n\nBut if the car is yours then the check should definitely be only in your name",
"not sure how you got them to pay without even one estimate but hell yeah you can keep it! I have been hit twice and dont care that the dings are there. If it was a nice car I would care but I doubt anyone would notice if I did fix it!",
"You can absolutely keep it. My insurance makes me go to their garage and let them take a look at it, so their mechanics and bodyshop folks do the estimating instead of me bring the estimate to them. They usually overestimate slightly for the area, because if your insurance won't cover the full cost then what's the point. \n\nSo let's say they estimate it and it comes out to around $2000. They cut me a check. \n\nI go to Jim, he says he'll fix it for $1950, good as new, . \n\nI go to Pam, she'll fix it for $1800. \n\nI go to my cousin's stepbrother's son, he'll fix it at the cost of parts, $900. \n\nI buy a suction cup for $5 at Walmart, pull out the dents and then buff out the worst of the scratches with some $20 stuff from Walmart. (This is what I actually did, btw, it wasn't that bad of a dent...or scratches... Idk where all the costs came from unless I guess they'd paint the whole door again.) I'm out $25 and the car looks okay.\n\nI don't do anything, put the check in the bank and walk away.\n\nThere is no fraud, the insurance company got the accident report and saw the damage. They have no further claim on my car and no claim on which bodyshop I use. Therefore I have the right to take it to no bodyshop and never get it fixed. The same thing happens when you bring an estimate. A clearly out of bounds estimate is fraud, but just getting one from the most prestigious, well known, longest waitlist and best mechanic in the area is not. \n\nFyi, it may be worth it to get it fixed if you plan on selling it though. Depends on how bad the damage and how old the car is.",
"Most insurance companies have a good idea of what the market value of a repair is going to cost per region. I’m in Wisconsin and not many offer the option of cash straight to you. At least, mine doesn’t anymore. If it was significant damage, even if the note is paid off, they may want to inspect after repairs are completed. The point of insurance, just like lawsuits, is to make you whole again. They must have decided to use their adjuster to come up with a settlement amount, and that may be cheaper in the long run than paying for several back and forth negotiations. Have fun with the extra dough!",
"The city recently hit my truck with a garbage truck arm. The damage was purely cosmetic but because it's an old truck (2001) they considered it a total loss. They gave me just under 10k as a total loss. I cut the pieces off the bed where the arm hit so nothing is sticking out and smoothed them out with a grinder. Eventually I plan to have it converted to a flatbed as it's cheaper than replacing and painting the bed. As far as the insurance company is concerned it's a closed case.\n\nIf you have been compensated for your loss it is up to you how to fix the damage if you want to. As another redditor mentioned the only other concerned party would be if the vehicle is financed. \n\nMost people don't realize but if you take out a loan on a vehicle and it gets repossessed they will sell the vehicle. If there is still money owed on the loan after the sell (a damaged vehicle drops value tremendously) you will still be liable for the balance.",
"If it was YOUR insurance company they would issue it in the leaseholder or lien holder’s name or directly to the mechanic . But since it’s the other person’s insurance they don’t care. Now, the bank who holds your lien or lease is definitely going to care, presumably you are responsible for using that money to get the car repaired to pre-accident condition per the terms of your lease or loan, but if you find a place to do that cheaper than what they paid you, you’re free to do so.",
"You don't even have to get the car repaired. \n\nSome older woman hit my car when I was in high school....my car was shit so I just kept the money rolled with the damage after insurance and I agreed on amount. \n\nIt's not unethical... it's just your car. Your property... here's some money to fix it do it or don't we don't care it's your car...everyday stuff",
"Lawstudent Here from Germany. In Germany it's Common custody that insurances offer to Chose If you want it to get fixed or give you Money (usually slightly less than what the reparation costs).\n\nHowever, I HEAVILY recommend asking someone who knows how this is done in your country! What applies to Germany might Not apply to your country. So where are you from?",
"Totally fine. I just did $7400 damage to my RV. Broken window and a scratch. The window is about $1300. The rest of it is to replace the decals and repair the entire side. I fixed the window, pocketed the balance and live with the scratch.",
"Provide them with an estimate, then say, I also did my own research and find quotes online matching or higher to the check they gave you. It’s yours, you can do whatever you want with it.",
"Parents were going to give me their old car that was in nice shape, I had been driving it for a while but it was still under their insurance. \n\nSomeone hit me, 100% their fault. Put a good dent in one door and scratched the other. Due to it being an older car/discontinued door somehow the damage was worth $2500. Dad pocketed the money and popped out the dent the best he could himself...",
"I wish i had known this last year, I would've used the money I got to get my transmission fixed instead of my back bumper"
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"Scholarships Are there any unethical scholarships I cloud apply for? I’m a 17 yr Mexican living in America with papers.",
"Scholarships Are there any unethical scholarships I cloud apply for? I’m a 17 yr Mexican living in America with papers."
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"Apply for everything, whether you qualify or not. Most scholarships have to be written such that the only way to not give the scholarship is if nobody applies. And sure enough, many scholarships go unclaimed because nobody applies.\n\nYou're a man in a liberal arts program? Apply for the Women in Engineering scholarship. You're a black student in engineering? Apply for the Asian Culinary scholarship. You're an Asian culinary student who grew up in upper-middle-class suburbia, and your parents were both doctors? Apply for the Disadvantaged Inner-city Youth scholarship and the Adult Orphan scholarship.\n\nApply. For. Everything.",
"Apply to Masonic lodges in your area. Each one usually has a scholarship."
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"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr",
"Can I do this? My mobile phone is insured through credit card (by paying monthly bill), Can I switch it off (In another country), and say that the phone got lost and get money back. Buy a new phone and sell/gift old phone in the other country. So I travel due to work quite frequently. My cr"
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"Yes, if you're looking for illegal life tips. This is %100 insurance fraud.",
"Once you claim a phone is stolen they will blacklist the ESN/IMEI, so no one will be able to use the original phone.\n\nOtherwise, you *could* do it, but it's insurance fraud and wouldn't result in a usable phone.",
"Get a police report confirming you have lost it. Simply go fill a report about a stolen/lost phone and police will give you a paper that you have reported it. They won't do shit about finding your phone, but in most of the countries they have to write the report if you approach them. With a police paper, it is going to be 5x easier with the insurance company.",
"Blacklisting an imei will only be effective in the country it was done in. ie if it was blacklisted in USA the phone will 100% work In a different country. There is no such thing as cooperation of network providers overseas or phone manufacturers getting involved, they simply don't give a shit about your stolen pride and joy. This is why phones are still stolen as they are shipped off and sold abroad, otherwise why would anyone steal a phone.",
"My friend used to this but it was back in the day; security regulations become tighter quickly as companies pick up on newer scams.",
"don't forget to delete your stuff before it gets stolen. Maybe call hotline and ask for a factory reset.",
"Once you tell them it was was lost, that phones IMEI is going to be instantly blacklisted.",
"How would the insurance company block the phone? Surely if your getting a new one on insurance (If the insurance isn't via your phone contract) then they won't have the IMEI number to block the phone with?"
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"What would you do if you had to earn as much money on the internet as quickly as possible? ",
"What would you do if you had to earn as much money on the internet as quickly as possible? ",
"What would you do if you had to earn as much money on the internet as quickly as possible? "
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"Sell pictures of my cunt and arsehole on onlyfans. If I wanted more money, I’d also post evidence of the sexual encounters I had. \n\nNot really unethical, to each their own, but it’s not for me chief.",
"Gamble, greater chance that you will lose it all, but you COULD double your money on one spin of roulette, online black jack or sports betting.",
"Selling organs while in international waters. Unethical and technically legal"
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"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help ",
"I had to take time off work to help my wife with her stress leave and lied to my employer and need help "
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"Go to doc office, tell them you haven’t been feel well for past few days & have covid symptoms (can’t smell, runny nose). They’ll give you covid test, and once it returns negative, they’ll write you return to work letter. Done.",
"I wouldn’t even call this unethical! Ethically, this is exactly what family leave should be for and you took it rather than leave her alone in an emergency – good on you. \n\n(As for a solution, I agree with the other poster that it should be as simple as reporting mild symptoms to a doc and getting a test and return note from them.)",
"You don't even have to make anything up to the doctor. Tell the doctor you need a wellness check and a note saying you are healthy to return to work. Lots and lots of people have to do this for just 1 sick day, so it doesn't count against their attendance at work. The doctor will understand, ask you some questions, do a quick once over, and write you the note that you are healthy to return to work.\n\nI'm glad you took care of your wife. You and your family's health comes first.",
"Actual LPT: FMLA is protected leave. Dig into making your time off FMLA. They cannot ask why you were gone. \n\nIt’s the Family Medical Leave Act. Protected federal-level medical leave. Taking care of your wife is most definitely covered.\n\n",
"FYI, if you are in the USA, have been with your ER more than 12 months, and have worked more than 1250 hours (which as long as you work full time its likely you have if you've been there a year) you are legally entitled to up to 12 weeks of leave taken either continuously or intermittently (as needed) for yourself, your spouse, your child, or your parent, to care for them due to a 'serious health condition'. This leave is called the Family Medical Leave Act (FMLA). Its federal, its illegal for your ER to refuse to let you take it. \nA chronic or acute mental health condition counts, friend. \nIn the future you could totally utilize this, or even utilize it now, but be aware that most companies have a notice requirement for leave start dates.\n\nLove, your friendly neighborhood FMLA Rep",
"FYI for future reference the king of all \"calling in sick\" excuses is lower back pain. Say you were bending over to pick something up, and had sudden and intense pain in your low back. It's common and can completely knock you out for anywhere from a couple of days, to several weeks. Doctors will happily write you a sick note and tell you to just take it easy for a while.",
"I would just tell the doc about your wife. Any reasonable person (maybe not your boss), would agree that’s a justifiable reason to take off work. “Family issue” They’ll write you that note no problem.",
"I mean, even without a doctor's note, all you need is a negative COVID-19 test result. The test is free nationwide, even if you don't have medical insurance.",
"Just as a FYI, caring for your wife may qualify for FMLA leave. If it was a diagnosed condition.",
"Jesus, if your employer puts his company over the literal life of an employee’s partner, perhaps he isn’t the world’s best boss. I understand that it is a major inconvenience, maybe he’ll even lose some money. But the alternative? SMDH.",
"I know it’s got nothing to do with what you asked but bless you for taking time to look after & support your wife.",
"Call the hospital before you do anything else. Describe suffering from mild symptoms but \"feeling better now\" and need a negative covid test to return to work. They may have you wait a full 14 days from the first sign of symptoms before having you test, that could buy you more time.",
"See if your employer can do, or if they even offer, a leave of absence under FMLA, which is the family medical leave act. This is the same type of leave that should be granted to take care of a loved one, newborn child, long-term illness. Your situation is one where you should be granted/covered under FMLA to take care of your wife, should you need to do so in the future. You don’t have to lie; there are regulations that protect your leave of absence. Talk to someone in HR, or look at your employee handbook, and explain the situation to someone in HR, if you have that department at your job. It’s confidential, and the reason you took leave should be private, and it’s best to come clean should you need to take leave for it in the future. Good luck.",
"You’re a good spouse OP. Doctors usually don’t give a shit and will give you a 4 day note for “flu like symptoms” if you aren’t a dumbass about it.",
"It’s sad that you have to go through this pain in the ass cover up when all you were doing was helping your wife go through real pain. People who experience a mental health crisis need support.",
"If you're in the United States, and have worked there for a year, you should be eligible for FMLA. Intermittent FMLA will allow you to take time off as needed without notes. Some states offered paid FMLA if used to care for a ill family member. Your employee may not like you using this but they aren't legally allowed to fire you for it. \n\nFMLA = Family Medical Leave Act\n\n",
"I don't really have any tips, but I had to take nearly a year off work to deal with my wife's crippling depression. If you need someone to talk to about it, feel free to DM me.",
"Your employer likely lies to you regularly, I wouldn’t feel particularly guilty for lying to them.",
"Thats good they need a negative test. By law they can't fire you for this with everything going on with covid. It takes a few days to get your test results back. So go get the test, and if you come up negative, then go back to work and tell your employer it was better safe than sorry.",
"Depending on your relationship with your PCP you could just tell them the truth as well. Any good PCP is gonna recognize what you did as necessary for mental health and your family. Often times they can give you a note that is vague enough and you absolutely don't have to disclose your medical reason/conditions to your employer. Might save you the time of waiting for a COVID test. Unless you want that time at home too.",
">My employer would never give me time off for such a long and unplanned amount of time\n\nemployers are fucking dogshit subhumans. start your own business ASAP.",
"You may qualify for FMLA to care for your wife. You can also use it going forward for intermittent leave. Usually you need a doctor to complete the paperwork so if your wife saw a doctor this may help. Please look into this and that way you can also take time off in the future if this is an ongoing medical issue.\nYou can’t be fired for taking FMLA time off. It protects your job. Also your manager doesn’t have to know why either. Usually only HR will have the info.",
"Where are you located?\n\nIn US the FMLA covers caring for a family member. That might be a simple way out of this.\n\n\"My wife was sick not me, but I needed to care for her. It is a personal matter and rather than get into the details I felt easier summarize as 'I was sick'. Its a sensitive personal matter and I'd like this information treated with discretion:\n\nProbably depends a bit on your state employment laws on privacy how much they could push this. Definitely depends on you employer how much they want to make an issue of it.\n\nNot a lawyer, but as someone who has been in a manager position, this would usually work at the companies I jave worked at.",
"What is this about? Why didn't you take your time off for family reasons? You have a few days paid leave for sure and another few unpaid depending on where you live.",
"Tell them you got covid. That’ll give you at least 2 weeks of quarantine time.",
"Take a covid test saying you want to travel somewhere and needed a negative report",
"So maybe not this time but if you have a sudden need to take off 3-5 days just tell work Aunt Edna died (whomever ). It’s an oldie but goodie excuse. And fuck them if they ask for proof. Fuck corporation they can eat shit",
"Its so fucked up that you've been put in this position. I just want to wish you and your wife the best.",
"Good for you supporting your wife. We need to be more considerate of mental health in this country.",
"Get a covid test and then photoshop it to say positive. BAM. Two weeks off.",
"I know you're doing this for your wife and that's great, but you both need to understand that's unsustainable and that you can't call out of work every time your wife gets stressed. She's going to need to seriously confront the issues and try to deal with them. Otherwise you'll be out of a job eventually and that won't help stress levels."
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"How to swap out broken ps4? Never had one. Was given a broken one. Turns on but immediately turns off. Would it be as simple as buying one at Walmart, swap it, them return it? Or has it gotten more complicated?",
"How to swap out broken ps4? Never had one. Was given a broken one. Turns on but immediately turns off. Would it be as simple as buying one at Walmart, swap it, them return it? Or has it gotten more complicated?",
"How to swap out broken ps4? Never had one. Was given a broken one. Turns on but immediately turns off. Would it be as simple as buying one at Walmart, swap it, them return it? Or has it gotten more complicated?",
"How to swap out broken ps4? Never had one. Was given a broken one. Turns on but immediately turns off. Would it be as simple as buying one at Walmart, swap it, them return it? Or has it gotten more complicated?"
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"Its more difficult. They scan the serial number for that reason now. Not sure if they are easily switched but i doubt it. ",
"Could go the full hog and swap out the internals while keeping the outer case the same. Loads of how to open videos on YouTube. ",
"Your best bet is to spend a little time getting to know receipts. Spend some time in gamestop, wait for somebody to buy a ps4, see if you can buy the receipt (do it outside of the store, obviously) then switch out the console a week or two later. Memorize names and pro card info just in case they ask for a name or number. ",
"Do it on Amazon. They have the simplest return policies. Fuck people just buy shit, say they never got it, and get a refund. It’s easy. Google “Amazon return scam” or something like that. "
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"How can I catfish to work remotely in US, when actually living in other country? ",
"How can I catfish to work remotely in US, when actually living in other country? ",
"How can I catfish to work remotely in US, when actually living in other country? ",
"How can I catfish to work remotely in US, when actually living in other country? ",
"How can I catfish to work remotely in US, when actually living in other country? "
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"Probably very difficult unless you involve a US citizen. You won't be able to fill in tax forms or receive money into a bank account.",
"Just get hired by someone already employed by the company. I read a story a while back of a guy who eventually got fired after years of hiring someone abroad to do his job.",
"Just work for tech customer support for a major company. You can call yourself John while having a very obvious Hindi accent.",
"It's really unlikely a company could pursue much if any legal recourse. You'd get fired and lose any unpaid compensation, but I doubt anything else would happen. Now, if you ever tried to enter the US legally at a later point, you might discover you weren't allowed to enter. But that's only a problem if you plan to come to the US some day.",
"Do social security numbers vary by country? I feel like that would be the main issue because you need one to work and to get paid (w2) but also i feel like it’s a tad bit risky."
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"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? ",
"Does it help to write random names who recommended you in job applications? "
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"No, either there is nobody there with the name, and they know you're lying - or there is, and they'll ask them about you, and find out you're lying. Both options are far worse than not doing that.",
"I think really what they're hoping to see is previous managers that give good recommendations. It's sort of unspoken, yet expected.\n\nIf none of your references were managers, they'll view that as a negative. If none of your references were even coworkers, they'll view it as a red flag.\n\n​\n\nOf course, there's nothing wrong with putting down name and numbers of friends who \\*might say they were previously your boss\\*. That looks good and it's really hard for them to ferret out that it isn't true as HR tends to greatly limit the amount of communication with previous employers.",
"They would then ask the intern and the intern would have no idea who you are. 0/10 Bad idea.",
"I don't know if its still like this, but in the 90s when I last worked in a larger corporation, the HR department would only verify employment and not forward referral calls to avoid interruptions.",
"I contacted every listed reference when I was hiring. Not in the initial weed out phases, but when we considered anyone, I wanted a live voice call with each reference.",
"This one requires research and a lot of leg work. I'm a long time employee of my summer job (a resort) and I've recommended a lot of people over the years (my nickname is the scout). I've had dozens of people list me as a reference because they believe that a good review from me is essentially an in (I've been there longer than the current director). No one that has used my name has gone by without getting hired, what people don't know is that that the director hasn't called me once, and asked about an applicant. You need to hear from employees, does the boss check references? Some don't because they don't have the time, others know that you run into legal trouble if you smack talk a former employee in a reference, so they think it's pointless/only the liars would get the job. You can't go into this blind though. It would take way more effort with a slightly better chance of success.",
"Nah, I'm a recruiter and work in HR. 98% of backgrounds aren't even checked unless management wants to specifically. If they ask for reference, just write down some names of people who worked with you, and give them your friends phone numbers and have them talk you up if they give a call at all. Really easy to get around reference checks.",
"Just list a friend of family member and tell them if they get a call they were your supervisor at so and so and you were a model employee. I've never listed a real former manager as a reference because I was always leveraging positions for more money. I just assume any former employee is salty with me for leaving bc I was offered more money somewhere else",
"Employers are actually contacting references less and less. It is obvious-or should be- that people are only going to list a reference that is going to say good things about them. I have hired MANY people over many years, and I dont even bother calling. As far as work references, all they will confirm is dates you worked there and job title you had. That said, I do sometimes check to see if the applicant isnt saying they worked somewhere for 5 years when it was really 5 months. I think alot depends on the person doing the hiring. A letter of reference will often get you past them making calls. I hire alot of medical staff, and If they come in with a reference letter from a physician, etc. I am not bothering to spend time calling other people. Now since this sub in on unethical tips, you could always whip up or have a friend whip up a letter, but it needs to look professional. If they still want to contact someone, Create a fake email in the name of your \"reference\", then rent a p.o. box-in case they want an actual paper reply. If you use the p.o. box idea, check it daily, when the reference request comes- addressed to your fake reference, just fill it out yourself and send it back. Remember, Anyone-including your fake reference can receive mail at the box, even if you are the one who rented it....When you land a job, just close the box out. Now, for the phone part, get a burner phone and set up the voicemail in the name of your fake reference. When they leave a message, have a friend call back from the burner phone, and give you the great reference. If one job doesnt hire you, just keep going until one does. one last note...Do not try your idea, it wont work and will just create confusion.",
"get a burner then learn to fake an accent just a bit and put yourself as the reference",
"You shouldn't write down someone without asking that person for permission. You can however put a personal friend, or family member. It's not important what they do, the employer just wants somebody to vouch for you as a person.",
"A guy put me down as a reference saying we had worked together for years but he didn't have my contact info. They found me on linkdn and I was confused at first and didn't catch on in time to help the guy out.\n\nBetter to ask a random stranger than to pick a name out of the blue. Better yet, ask your friends to back you up and say nice things.",
"Write down the CEO maybe the recruiter wont want to be the one to not give you a job.",
"My tactic was always to try and use real names of it's a place where you knew someone as a manager. But I'd always put the wrong number or email address. Few people look at recs and if they did, for me that'd be bad cuz I had so few. So better to do recommendation theater and bag the people who don't look, than just leave it blank.",
"The first reference on my resume is actually just me at an alternate number.\n\nI've never gotten a call",
"The better thing to do is contact a person working there via LinkedIn, etc and introduce yourself, tell them about your work, and your purpose (recommendation). They’ll either respond or they won’t. If they do, they’ll most likely say yes. This method worked for my friend. Once he was hired, he was able to formally introduce himself and took the guy out for lunch.",
"So there's a difference between references and referrals. References actually are your people who they call and ask about you. Someone who works at the company is usually very rare to use as a reference. \n\nReferrals however which is what you're asking, are usually just used as a bonus system. Most companies have it setup where if an employee refers someone to apply at the company, and that person is hired, then they'd get like a $100 bonus or something. That's typically all that is used for. And unless it's a small company, it's probably rare that they actually call that person if they're a reference. With that said, putting it on the application won't make a difference for you.",
"One of my friends got name dropped by an acquaintance she knew in that persons cover letter and interview …. Obviously the employer asked my friend her opinion etc. \n\nShe wasn’t trying to be rude, but she said she barely knew them and couldn’t really talk about their work ethic etc. \n\nShe then told me she didn’t feel comfortable hyping up this woman who name dropped her because she had never asked or told my friend she was applying, and never tried to make a connection or asked for a reccomendation. She didn’t take well to just being put on the spot like that and it made her worry about working with that person so her response was honest. \n\nHonestly if I had been in her position , I would’ve responded the same way unless it was someone who I knew very well and I thought well of them even if we never talked. And then I would’ve reached out to them and confirmed they’d name dropped me and ask why, and to just send me a message before they do that next time.",
"No. This is what LinkedIn is for. You can have people recommend you there. \n\nThe only other option is having a letter of recommendation.",
"My sister has asked several times to put me down as a reference. I agree and no one has ever called me. But maybe once they see \"sister\" they assume I'll say something positive and move on.",
"In my experience simply putting “references available upon request” has worked wonders. It’s not that I don’t have any, I have a laundry list of references, It’s that no one really cares unless you’re a high schooler looking for a shitty first job.",
"I have had it come up where people I put on my resume were unreachable. I offered to try and get them in touch as I didn't know if they still worked at the company anymore. I still got the job",
"I have a slight tweak to this that is a good idea and of questionable ethics. There are companies out there that will facilitate an employee referral, for a price. Check out rooftop slushie as an example. \n\nSomething to keep in mind: Certain companies don't care about employee referrals and it won't do much for you, but some care a lot, like Netflix.",
"Google up a recently deceased expert in your field and location. Put their name as a reference. Profit.",
"Every resume ive ever written said references available at request. Ive never been called to provide those references. Every job ive ever had,however, has hired me on the spot after my interview",
"Depends on the company. Some check in with the folks named as referrers and will /dev/null applications that don't check out (or if the referrer in question doesn't work there anymore).",
"No. Terrible idea. First of all, contact your references before you put them down as a reference. Second, you put down your supervisors, not interns. \n\nThird, companies do call references and whatever scam you think you're running, they've heard it a hundred times before and will simply throw out your application and move to the next person. Companies get hundreds of apps for 1 job so it's easier to dump someone acting suspiciously and try someone else.",
"Do you really think the best way to start a relationship with a new employer is with a lie?"
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"Phone got dropped by kid sister and screen cracked the first day I got it. Anyway to replace it for cheap while its still new? ",
"Phone got dropped by kid sister and screen cracked the first day I got it. Anyway to replace it for cheap while its still new? ",
"Phone got dropped by kid sister and screen cracked the first day I got it. Anyway to replace it for cheap while its still new? "
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"Since this is ULPT, steal the money from your kid sister. Then repost this on r/ProRevenge",
"Yea say it was DOA. You can get insurance on a phone within the first 2 weeks i think, so thats option B.",
"You could probabbly just say it was doa. I have no clue about what legal consequences you could face for that tho."
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"how do political Facebook pages make money? I ask because I know damn well these people aren't running meme and conspiracy pages out of the goodness in their hearts. \n\nYes, I've googled how to make money on Facebook. Normally you post something of value and occasionally sell stuff to your audience. \n\nBut how do political pages do it? Like what sort of products or what kind of affiliate marketing could they possibly be doing? \n\nI know, I just KNOW there is something to this and I want in.",
"how do political Facebook pages make money? I ask because I know damn well these people aren't running meme and conspiracy pages out of the goodness in their hearts. \n\nYes, I've googled how to make money on Facebook. Normally you post something of value and occasionally sell stuff to your audience. \n\nBut how do political pages do it? Like what sort of products or what kind of affiliate marketing could they possibly be doing? \n\nI know, I just KNOW there is something to this and I want in.",
"how do political Facebook pages make money? I ask because I know damn well these people aren't running meme and conspiracy pages out of the goodness in their hearts. \n\nYes, I've googled how to make money on Facebook. Normally you post something of value and occasionally sell stuff to your audience. \n\nBut how do political pages do it? Like what sort of products or what kind of affiliate marketing could they possibly be doing? \n\nI know, I just KNOW there is something to this and I want in.",
"how do political Facebook pages make money? I ask because I know damn well these people aren't running meme and conspiracy pages out of the goodness in their hearts. \n\nYes, I've googled how to make money on Facebook. Normally you post something of value and occasionally sell stuff to your audience. \n\nBut how do political pages do it? Like what sort of products or what kind of affiliate marketing could they possibly be doing? \n\nI know, I just KNOW there is something to this and I want in."
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"I manage the FB page of the local socialist party. \n\nShort answer: you don't. \n\nLong answer: not necesarily. Some people reach to you to donate, but in most cases the posts are promoted using money coming from the organizatiom behind it. \n\nManaging a page requires a relatively low effort, specially if several people work on it. I have to make maybe one or two posts per day. Takes five minutes on my smartphone. You don't really need money to do it, your gain is publicity and a direct contact with your \"fanbase\".",
"You set yourself up as (or get a job with) a PR company and offer social media influence and/or management as services. You get paid per campaign with bonuses for achieving certain targets. \n\nTo get the job, find the strategic communications person within the parties campaign team and start bullshitting them. But you will have to be very good at bullshit because at that level you're dealing with world-class professionals.\n\nIt's not random people who are behind the political messaging you see on facebook. It's professional PR firms posing as memelords and conspiracy theorists. There is too much at stake to leave that kind of thing to chance. The parties control the messaging through their strategic communications people who outsource it to PR goblins. The communications are strategic, not random.",
"They’re not trying to make money. They’re trying to sway people to vote in a certain direction.",
"A lot of FB pages build up a following SSI that they can sell the account, who can use the established subscriber base to advertise to."
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"Amazon sent me something I didn't order but to my name and address, it's worth $300, what do I do with it lol! ",
"Amazon sent me something I didn't order but to my name and address, it's worth $300, what do I do with it lol! "
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"Keep it for a while in case someone complains. Then use your discretion. A friend of mine received his parcel twice and did just this after a couple months. No one complained ever.",
"I would just sell it on Craigslist or Facebook, since any money you get will be free money."
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"I bought a pair of Samsung Galaxy Buds from Best Buy and they broke from water damage, so I just bought a new pair with a warranty. Would it be possible for me to get for a replacement for the broken buds through the warranty from the new buds? ",
"I bought a pair of Samsung Galaxy Buds from Best Buy and they broke from water damage, so I just bought a new pair with a warranty. Would it be possible for me to get for a replacement for the broken buds through the warranty from the new buds? "
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"If there is a serial# on the buds themselves and not just the container they are held in, then no.",
"The buds themselves have an electronic serial number in them. See if the box serial number matches the charging cradle's serial number. If so you shouldn't have any problems. If the serial number on the box is the ear buds electronic serial number I'm sure they will deny the warranty claim and make you pay return shipping and/or repair cost to get them back."
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"I opened an Oculus Quest 2 I bought from Best Buy and they won't accept a refund. Can I buy the same one from Amazon and return it to Best Buy? Then return the opened one from Best Buy to Amazon? ",
"I opened an Oculus Quest 2 I bought from Best Buy and they won't accept a refund. Can I buy the same one from Amazon and return it to Best Buy? Then return the opened one from Best Buy to Amazon? "
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"Idk about best buy but I can guarantee you nobody at Amazon gives a shit or checks anything. The barcodes on products don't trace back to any specific vendor, they just have product info so I doubt they'd catch it",
"I don’t know about specifically with the Oculus, but can confirm it works with other products."
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"How to make a powerpoint not respond while presenting, without corrupting the file? ",
"How to make a powerpoint not respond while presenting, without corrupting the file? "
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"Try and look up how to write VBA macros for PowerPoint. If you can get a macro to start at a certain slide and get it to run an infinite loop, I suppose it could work. Make sure the computer used for the presentation doesn't automatically block them, though.",
"Not totally a good answer since this does corrupt the powerpoint and it wont open, but it could help someone out\n\nOlder versions of openoffice are not great at converting into .ppt documents from their format. \n\nI once got out of a doing any work for a presentation in high school knowing that and my teacher let me just present from google searches."
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"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions.",
"How can I prevent my tires from getting slashed? In the past few months, my tires have been slashed twice. My car is the only one on my street getting targeted. What can I do for prevention? \n\nI have to park on a side street because my apartment buidling has limited parking and even that is uncovered outside. There aren't any parking garages around to use. I can't afford to keep paying for replacements so open to suggestions."
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"Some folks are just pansies. Someone has beef with you but lack backbone.\n\nMine are just slashed 2 days ago. I was sweating because they weren't cheap (BF 33's). Two.\n\nSame side. Done Dirty.\n\nLuckily my ass covered my ass - warranty. Paid only for new warranty for the new tires.\n\nFirst things first - place a camera nearby or even in your car. \n\nSecond - get that warranty\n\nThird - prepare for war.",
"Start being nicer to people. Pay back the money you owe to the gang/mob. Pay for the sidewall insurance add-on. Get a bumper sticker that says Jesus is watching and then pay a muscular man names Jésus to watch your car at night and take care of whoever is doing this.",
"Start sleeping in your car, wait for the rat to come along and then pounce.",
"Inform all your neighbours that some pervert has been going around masturbating onto cars, including yours....\n\nYou now have the entire neighbourhood watching for suspicious characters at night....",
"Buy a dashcam and hard wire it to your car so that you can get film while the engine is off.\n\nCatch the criminal on film, submit to police, they go jail.",
"Yea you probably know who you pissed off. All the easier to catch them in the act. Do you have a baseball bat?",
"Pressurize you tires really high so it just does goofy shi when they pop it",
"Hang out with people around more. Get to be known around in good light. When someone screams \"heey that's (your name) car\" you are saved.\n\nPeople are strange, when you are stranger...",
"Don't be a dick to people with knives\n\n",
"Lol were you a dickhead to any of your neighbors? Do you have any idea why your vehicle is being targeted? Figuring that out might help you solve the problem. A camera is a good start though, you can buy a used one on craigslist or fbm.",
"Just murder everyone that could possibly be a suspect and let god sort them out",
"if you got a time and place and some free time getting some scrap or trash tires and over pressurizing them, my old co worker has a method that used break clean and a match that i dont remember well enough to explain \n\n\nresult? person slashing your tires possibly gets hearing damage, and you can come out armed and ready for a proper confrontation.",
"do you at all suspect that it is an obnoxious person who thinks you can't park outside their residence (our street had one of those) or someone targeting your make of vehicle? That makes it easier to narrow down suspects",
"Fill your tires with hydrochloric acid, the air coming out will fuck up the slashers hand and the acid wont hurt your tire.",
"Fill a set of cheap tires with a non lethal gas or dust that stuns, such as capsicum/pepper spray. Wait out of view for the person to come along. When they cut into the tires they will have their vision obscured, unable to sneak away, giving you the chance to see who they are and report them",
"Buy a cheap hunting trail cam, place it on a utility pole that gets a view of your car when parked, they record from movement and night vision , just don't make it so everyone noticees the cam on the pole, or mail box post, tree. \n\nCheap ,simple and bonus of night vision. Then it is on like donkey kong.",
"do you have any political stickers on your car? on the other hand, is it apparent or known that you belong to a group that people may target or contest with, and people know that car is yours?",
"There are non air filled tires, they could still get slashed but would take a lot longer.",
"Put a mannequin in the car or a motion activated Halloween prop, if that doesn't work have like 4 intimidating people just chill in the car and scare the shit out of the slasher (careful, they have a knife)\n\n",
"Fıll the tires with flammable vapors to give the tire slasher only one opportunity to slash one tire",
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"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? ",
"How can you smuggle premixed alcoholic drinks, like Jim Beam cans, into a venue? "
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"I live in Kentucky where the state sport is not horse racing, but how to get liquor into the race track and not get caught. Resealable baggies in your bra. No one is going to touch your boobs. I know this first hand, and it’s a decent amount of liquor. \nAlso, I didn’t personally do this, but saw it happen and thought the person was a genius. Churchill Downs is crazy expensive at Derby time, and there’s security at every entrance point making you open everything. But it’s only like a $2 cover in normal race days and normal security. Anyways, was in the bathroom and someone got on a toilet and pulled a fifth out of the ceiling (one of those drop ceilings with the panels). They had come in in a regular day when no one was checking and planted their booze in advance for Derby 😂. Freaking brilliant",
"Flask is my method. I’ve snuck things past metal detectors by abusing an unlocked back door but that’s circumstantial asf. If a venue has a product (Heineken), depending on the event/security I have just walked straight in with whatever they were already selling even though I bought it at Walmart.\n\n",
"Urine bags tied to legs. Colour it yellow or close to urine dark urine. \n\nPut the cord to top of group with medical tape.\n\nSecurity isn't doing shit. No one wants your piss bag.",
"or bring a small duffle bag with clear hoses sticking out and say its an oxogen machine incase you get a panic attack and load that bitch up",
"You can buy small shot containers that are wrapped in tampon wrappers. You may look odd being a dude carrying in 12 boxes of tampons though.",
"One of my buddies would fill a camel back with rum and coke, wear it under a sweater or jacket, and just have the hose draped over his shoulder and under his shirt. Then he would bring a backpack with some cans of coke or bottles of water, etc. to throw the security off his scent.\n\nWe called it the *Rumbilical Cord*.",
"I would think as long as they aren't patting you down you could but thin plastic bottles in your pants",
"Friend of mine used to smuggle drinks into festivals in an opaque stoma bag. This only works if you only want the liquid tho",
"There are plastic flask and [concealable ones](https://www.amazon.com/Premium-Plastic-Flasks-Liquor-Smuggler/dp/B07KPMSS2S/ref=sxin_3_ac_d_pm?ac_md=1-0-VW5kZXIgJDk%3D-ac_d_pm&cv_ct_cx=plastic+flasks&keywords=plastic+flasks&pd_rd_i=B07KPMSS2S&pd_rd_r=cb7272c5-d440-4ff5-b438-1b676b11ff10&pd_rd_w=jSGFL&pd_rd_wg=3uSMA&pf_rd_p=aba5dc0d-7593-4752-a14d-357ecc5c98cc&pf_rd_r=5MFP669JVCNQ9YV8GJJS&psc=1&qid=1578500523) on amazon.",
"In a coat that has a retractable hood that goes into a little zipped pocket at the back of the neck. You can usually fit a flask etc in there and it's rarely checked, especially if you're carrying the coat.",
"I used to have a hip flask in a hollowed out bible. It worked like a charm.",
"If you're going to a weekend festival, bring a brand new jerry can (plastic, for gasoline) in your trunk filled with the drink of your choice.",
"Hide the alcohol in your stomach right before you get on the line to go in.",
"They make plastic flasks, I typically tuck mine into the back waistband of my jeans and wear a thicker coat, gets through pat downs and metal detectors",
"I use gattoraide bottles. You can pour almost a whole bottle of spirits into the bottle. Keep a little gattoraide in the bottle to keep the color. \nRed flavour is good for darker spirits like whiskey. The flavour is not altered that much.\n\nThe pop top bottles are great for mixing drinks once your in the stadium.",
"Stroller with retractable kid sunshade. When it flips back there are little pockets formed. We also bought a flat black bag type cooler, sits in the bottom basket and blends right in to the fabric. We do this at the theme parks here weekly. If you can find one of those bogus \"charity\" collection boxes in a parking lot, a busy one usually has tons of free strollers and car seats just sitting there. We do this even when my kid isn't there, if they ask where the kid is, he already came in with the other parent.",
"Premixed is difficult. Metal detectors flag it up and there is a lot of liquid. Far better getting the Jim Beam in (lots of methods in the comments already), then buy the coke there and sneak a mix in.",
"Late to the game here but years ago, when attending an outdoor concert, I wore a beer belt, put on a large sweatshirt, carried a blanket in front and pretended to be pregnant. Made sure I did the walk of a very pregnant woman, as well as mentioning to the gate person that I hope I didn't go into labor that night. Later I \"gave birth\" on the lawn. Got away with that many times.",
"Most places will let you bring a water bottle in. So I put vodka in mine. They never ever ask you to unscrew the cap. \n\nWine (red wine) I put in grape soda bottle.",
"Mix a White Russian and put it in a baby bottle. If you haven't bought your tickets yet, make your way to security and tell them you forgot your baby's formula and your wife and kid are already inside. Chances are, they'll let you in no questions asked. Now just go find an empty seat. No line, free show, and a nice beverage to enjoy."
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"How to prevent your car from being towed? This might even be ethical depending on who you ask.\n\nBut assuming you catch a tow truck in the act of trying to tow your car. What can you do legally to prevent them from towing you? \n\n",
"How to prevent your car from being towed? This might even be ethical depending on who you ask.\n\nBut assuming you catch a tow truck in the act of trying to tow your car. What can you do legally to prevent them from towing you? \n\n",
"How to prevent your car from being towed? This might even be ethical depending on who you ask.\n\nBut assuming you catch a tow truck in the act of trying to tow your car. What can you do legally to prevent them from towing you? \n\n",
"How to prevent your car from being towed? This might even be ethical depending on who you ask.\n\nBut assuming you catch a tow truck in the act of trying to tow your car. What can you do legally to prevent them from towing you? \n\n",
"How to prevent your car from being towed? This might even be ethical depending on who you ask.\n\nBut assuming you catch a tow truck in the act of trying to tow your car. What can you do legally to prevent them from towing you? \n\n"
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"Crawl under your car, they can't touch you and can't move it, at least until the cops show up haha",
"A common tip on here is to put one of those \"tire boots\" on one of your cars.",
"Sit in the car. If you are sitting in the car, they can’t legally tow you. ",
"Simply get in the car this will escalate the situation to where a cop arrives. Once he does he will \"claim\" you have to get out. But just mention it's a civil matter that you are taking to court the cop should leave. An alternative is if you know your car is in repo status call the lender and tell them you are filing bankruptcy even if a tow truck is on site they have to leave and wait to legally address the debt in court. That should buy you a few weeks to a month. ",
"In my town we put a sign on windshield saying \"wont start\" and they let it go thinking wqe are already getting a tow truck"
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"how to sign someone up for mailing lists with only their phone number and address? Anything I find ends up requiring an email address. ",
"how to sign someone up for mailing lists with only their phone number and address? Anything I find ends up requiring an email address. "
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"Dude, just fake an email. Promos don't generally make you click a verification link.",
"Use one of the numerous temporary email address services like 10minutemail.com\nThey give you a working mail address which allows you for 10 minutes to receive and answer a confirmation request."
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"how to best reverse-spam political SMS campaign phone numbers? And how to verify a number isn't spoofed? ",
"how to best reverse-spam political SMS campaign phone numbers? And how to verify a number isn't spoofed? "
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"Sms en masse isn't sent by a phone, but by a phone company and or a service provider with a direct link to the Telcom, usually via documented api requests, and the packet is crafted to contain a phone number for billing purposes. If you \"counter spam\" you are just sending a data package to a phone number that probably doesn't even have an imei assigned. So unless you are on a Telcom t1 link, your chances of doing anything are slim. Even then it's easier to fi d the public address of the api and ddos that interface.\n\n\nSource: may or may not work with that.",
"It’s not unethical but file an fcc report. I’m getting them from American leaders association or something like that sending YouTube videos. I have also reported the YouTube channel too. I’ll see if it works tonight I guess."
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"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. ",
"Wife's new Dr. denying her anxiety medication. How can she get around this? Details in post. "
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"She should go to (or get a) her primary care physician. Get FMLA for her anxiety so that she can have an appointment/therapy during work hours and not have it count against her.",
"Find a new doctor. Do whatever it takes with the school to get time off to do so.",
"Try PlushCare. It’s an app that literally lets you make a virtual appointment with a doctor the same day, you talk for like 15 minutes, and they write you a prescription. It’s geared toward anxiety/depression/sleeping med type stuff so it’s kinda perfect for this situation. They send the script to whatever pharmacy you want the same day and take insurance. Now, the only caveat is I am in NJ. I know they’re all over the country but idk about Texas. \n\n\nEven if they’re not, just search up “online sleeping/anxiety meds” or something like that. I did that and that’s how I found plush care",
"For other people without anxiety issues, I back OP and OP's wife 100% on Hydroxyzine. I have anxiety too, and it's the best one. It doesn't get you high or make you tired or anything like that, it just balances things out. Godspeed to OP's wife, it would be absolute hell to deal with getting taken off any anxiety medication, but especially when it's one that works and also doesn't turn you into a zombie or give you narcolepsy. \n\nGood luck, OP.",
"That’s stupid, hydroxyzine isn’t a controlled substance or anything like that. If she had a medication that worked for her that was (not sure the right word here), safe? Not habit forming? Low risk of side effects? Then I see no reason why a doctor would want to stop a medication.",
"I'm surprised, it's just an antihistamine. Maybe try seeing a regular doctor (not psych) and asking for a prescription.",
"It’s an antihistamine that works well for anxiety, it’s short acting and non habit forming, and is even safe for adolescents/ dogs in correct dosage. I use Circle medical for my mental health care and primary care, it’s fully covered by insurance and they have appointments at all times of day. I would highly recommend it. I have never heard of someone being concerned about that particular med being habit forming or abused, I have heard that the cerebral app was shut down or flagged for overprescribing ADD meds, definitely try a more reputable service. Side note, many people have good success with Benadryl at night for sleep, it works in similar ways to Hydroxyzine if your wife needs something in the interim until she has new rx.",
"Start buying street drugs. I just saw two pharmacists hanging out behind 711 giving each other vaccines. I can ask them for you."
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"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over.",
"Update +2yrs: How to find disabled mother's SSN to help secure her vital documents? So two years ago I made this [Previous Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/hvxswl/ulpt_request_how_to_find_homeless_disabled/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)\n\nSome short background:> in 2020 I was on a small crusade to acquire my mother's (63F) vital documents because she had been homeless since 2009 (almost the same as me except I was a minor at the time (I'm 22M now)). Shes had everything stolen from her, during this decade, at least ten times.\n\nEventually a mentally ill person whose no longer in town did assault her (pipe related head trauma), and as such she recovered from that perfectly fine. But she suspects that her following subsiquent stroke a few months later in October of 2019 was related to it. \n\nShe eventually recovered really well from it and regained her previous rate of mobility and cognitive function. But it was time I found a place for her to live safely with access to a bathroom, food, shower, and exercise that didn't involve running from corrupt cops at 3am.\n\nThe Update: I asked for help on this sub and I def received it, so I wanted to update. She made it to a facility. A redditor was able to help me, through various means, to get a partial number. From that I was able to match it with information my mom's reclusive ex boyfriend from the 80s gave me.\n\nApparently they traded SSNs on the back of a photograph (ahh boomers (not in a bad way in this context). After another series of unfortunate events a case worker from the medical field was able to sort it all out, I was able to secure the documents I needed.\n\nShe's been safe and sound in an assisted living facility since mid 2021. Besides falling once (she lost ballance and sat down on the floor from standing height (shes a heavy white woman so shes cushioned)) they discovered she has COPD and a few other things but otherwise MISSION ACCONPLISHED. \n\nThis has been a long and literally bloody saga that has been tormenting my very soul every day and night since 2010, and I think as I type this it's actually just hitting me heh heh. \n\nSo thank you guys, even if you weren't involved with the original post, just for being a community with resources that play just as hard as the very system that kicks us down. This one, actually had a happy ending. \n\nSorry for the long read.\nTL,DR: Made a post here 2yrs ago about important barriers to my mom's required medical care and accommodation, I'm reporting the success of this community in helping me use an evil to do some good. The decade of torment is over."
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"You are an amazing person to be able to do all of this as I’m sure you are recovering from your own traumas. May all of the good you are doing come back to you 1,000 times over.",
"This is fucking awesome man. Not unethical though, next time you wanna make a post like this you have to break into your neighbors house and use their computer to do it.",
"You're a saint of a child. I'm happy you were able to help your mother!",
"I'm happy both of you are better now and glad that you were able to find help when you asked and that you didn't give up. May the Lord bless you both.",
"I remembered your post as soon as I saw the title. I'm so glad you were able to receive the help you needed so you could help your mom. What a wonderful update.",
"Agreed. Every now and then I reawaken to what an amazing boon this access to fellow humans is. UnethicalLifeProTips has 1.4 million members! What a resource! \n\nBack when I was a teacher (before I discovered Reddit), I'd sometimes run a question by my students, and they'd come up with a solution or a perspective I had not thought of. But max minds was maybe a hundred.\n\nNow with Reddit, we all have access to thousands, hundreds of thousands, even millions of people, already sorted into interest groups! Flabbergasting!",
"It sounds like you have been through so much and are clearly a capable and brave person. I’m so glad to hear you received help from this sub and were able to help your mom. I wasn’t on this sub back then but very happy I got to read your update. I hope you have also found the shelter and safety you deserve as well. It sounds like you’ve spent a lot of time and energy helping your mom (because you are an awesome person) so also make sure to take care of yourself. :)",
"you need to find someone who can skip trace. collections agent would be easiest.",
"I am so happy for you! You clearly love her very much, and she is incredibly blessed to have you in her life. Sending love!",
"Glad that mom is doing well, but my comment has more to do with commenters telling OP that he's a \"Saint of a child\" for doing this... What kind of fucked up society makes taking care of a parent a noteworthy thing? This (and more!) is standard protocol around most of the world..."
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"Tips to be the biggest pain in the ass to an airline who tricked me into accepting a voucher for less than 25% of the flight cost. "
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"What brand of Android phone? And checkrain is for iOS devices, not Android ones.",
"I know my local grocery stores have recycle phones for cash. I have never used it so I dunno if there are security measures for stolen phones but worth a shot"
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"enlist yourself in the military and request to be a crew in a sub patrolling the pacific.",
"Try to land in jail. Drive under the influence while heading to the prom and do a burnout in front of a police station. Make sure she is in the car so she believes the story.\n\nYou are welcome."
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"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. ",
"How to pretend that I have recurrent depressive disorder, to get an exemption from mandatory military service? I don't need an Oscar-worthy performance, just some basic body language tips and a basic story that will convince the bored-to-death military bureaucrats, oh sorry, doctors. "
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"Poor posture, poor eye contact, become sleep deprived And apologize for things out of your control. Proof of past anxiety or anti depressant perscriprion would be a plus. I would imagine a claim of suicidal ideation would disqualify you from operating heavy machinery or guns, but I'm no expert.",
"Just walk in and ask how many people you'll get to kill; seem really excited about it and maybe ask if there's a quota or bonus system in place. They typically don't like to give guns to people like that. YMMV.",
"Good luck and God bless sweetheart, they don't even give exceptions to people who really are sick or mentally unwell. Worst case they will lock you up to a hospital bed and someone will baby sit you so you don't kill yourself. Your better trying to fake a back injury.",
"Maybe by sharing a few concrete examples of how your condition handicaps you (while keeping these accounts succinct unless they ask questions). Google common symptoms and actual experiences. Acting self-conscious of your condition my help too if you are confident enough in your story that your performance will look genuine. Best of luck, fuck the draft.",
"Nothing unethical about avoiding conscription. Moral duty in alot of circumstances.",
"I don't know where you are at but if you're in turkey you can tell them you're gay. you will need proof so film yourself getting fucked or sucking a dick. You can't do the fucking or receive the blowjob because apparently that won't count as gay to the Turkish military. \nIf not from Turkey, disregard this post.",
"Mood\nSleep\nInterest (decreased)\nGuilty feelings\nEnergy (low)\nConcentration (decreased)\nAppetite (abnormal)\nPsychomotor symptoms (can’t get out of bed)\nSuicidal ideation\n\nHave 7 or more of these symptoms for 3+ months without any modifying factors such as intoxication or other major life events and you win a….. wait for it…. Diagnosis of Depressive Disorder!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂💪🚀🚀",
"rub peanut butter on your butt, then when it's time for your interview, reach into your pants and wipe some of that PB on your finger and lick it in front of the doctor.",
"OP don’t any advice from anyone on this sub find an actual vet and talk to them about this. This can be very very bad if you don’t go about this the right way.\n\nI’m know almost nothing about the military but I do know that saying your Suicidal can get you on suicide watch something that’s extremely traumatic and unpleasant. \n\nBe careful bro and good luck. Don’t listen to anyone that hasn’t been in the military including me",
"Be really eager and enthusiastic about signing up. State that you are actively looking for death. Say that you are only joining the military so you can die ASAP in combat.",
"Do you maintain a vehicle license? I’m legally blind and not eligible for military service due to this fact. If you can fail a basic vision test you may be exempt, but you may also lose your ability to maintain a driver’s license. I’m not sure how thoroughly they would try to diagnose you, some vision disorders aren’t apparent upon examination and it’s unlikely they’d carry out genetic testing or other intensive diagnostic measures.",
"This is an ethical LPT request, imo. You've still come to the right place to ask, though.",
"Look deeply into you drill instructors eye and tell him he's pretty....that gets you out of most militarys",
"Just tell them yo I'm depressed and I don't trust myself around weapons.",
"Not sure where you’re located but, once knew someone in Israel who said if they drafted him, he’d kill himself. It worked.",
"Make sure you have a long term history of depression. Loneliness, helplessness, and apathy are hard to check but are common symptoms.",
"Look for the 9 criteria for major depressive disorder in the DSM 5. Pick five and run with it. Look for the PHQ 9 for help.",
"I close my eyes for a second and kinda shiver when my personality changes.... and I’m someone new...:)",
"You’d be better served going and doing some deadlifts with poor form until your back hurts.",
"To keep it real with you, chief. Most of what I read here was bad. I have generalized AD, and clinical depression. I’m in the United States so I’ll write from my perspective. If I were to say, get drafted (which is the closest thing to mandatory service we have) I would be SO insurmountably crushed by the weight of the situation that I would just consider my life over and check out. I don’t know what your countries situation is like, and I’m comparing it to.. maybe Vietnam (an extreme situation) for the US? But, I would enter such an extreme state of lethargy that I would circle all the way back around to the point I appeared to be no more than a “stoic dude”. I.e nods and short answers aka (the perfect candidate). It’s a bit of a catch 22. Realistically without actually having lived any symptoms I feel like it would be hard to act it out because a lot of times were trying our hardest not to show it. I would most likely end up going through with it because “it’s what’s expected of me by society”.\n\nSome of these conditions are more common then you think. So common that one of your recruiters might have them themselves. Truly depressed people will absolutely never publicly gate-keep depression but if you get someone that is comparing your *act* to either themselves or someone they know/love it may lead to skepticism especially given the fact that your GP’s are easily bought (though it may not be expressed in front of you). \n\nBUT, you said “oscar worthy”. So here’s this, if you must. Look PRESENTABLE though slightly mismatched. Make brief eye contact when a person starts to speak but slowly let your eyes drift away. Not looking all around the room. Lightly tense your shoulders and drop your chin. And try to act like you’re trying to maintain eye contact but can’t (imagine a parent yelling at you). Carry all your stress in the jaw. Don’t chew your nails but bring them to your mouth like you want to. often. You say something. The second someone else starts speaking, make a second of eye contact, nails to the teeth, let your eyes shift, eye contact, look away, eye contact, look away, holy shit don’t chew your nails that’s embarrassing, hand back down. Answer the question, repeat. If they ask you a question regarding the doctors note. “I don’t like to talk about it”. If they keep pushing, “its hard to explain”. If they keep pushing. “I just feel like I had a panic attack one day, and it never ended” “if things aren’t predictable I feel like I’m watching myself from outside my body and it’s hard to get back to normal”, “I don’t like to talk about it”. Are you on any medications? “I did a sample of Paxil and didn’t like how it made me feel. I’d rather just avoid situations then feel like a robot.” If you can get watery eyed, you might as well. If you were truly depressed you would be avoiding talking about it with strangers at all cost. Shoulda went with shin splints my dude. Certain depressed folks are quite literally the dudes pretending to be a dude pretending to be another dude. Your trying to emulate the type of person that goes to the grocery store with a smile on their face hiding the fact that they spent the last three hours deciding wether or not it would be “too much to handle”. Good luck.\n\nOf course this is all from my own personal experience dealing with these conditions. YMMV. Wildly.",
"Smoke weed. I’m pretty sure OP isn’t American but here they won’t take you if you indulge in drugs beyond the usual caffeine, alcohol or nicotine etc",
"Just get a doctors note. I actually have depression that worsened significantly due to work, so I called the doctor, told her what I had experienced, and got the note. She did explain that normally they do evaluations before handing out the note, but I dont really care, recommendations to reduce anxiety are always appreciated anyways.\n\nCalling her instead of seeing her in person probably helped, as well as the fact that phone calls (and the added stress and anxiety due to work) are things that I dont do due to anxiety, so I probably sounded like I was on the verge of tears.\n\nIf you need actual symptoms, mine were:\n-Disrupted sleep cycles (insomnia followed by 20+ hours of sleep)\n-Lack of appetite\n-No motivation to do anything\n-Numbness\n-Increased anxiety bordering on phobic levels\n-Bitterness\n-Being shut in for as many days you could get away with\n-Increased antisocial behavior\n\nIt was pretty unpleasant. Hope this helps.",
"Greek right? Is it worth it, really? If you fail to serve or worse still, if you got caught making this post your life would be pretty much fucked, much like becoming a felon in the USA.\n\nYou wont be able to leave greece, not own a passport, not allowed to take a big range of jobs, some companies will refuse to even look at you without a service cert.\n\nBUT, if you are serious, you can exercise a conscientious objection, where your 23 months would be served in a non military branch.\n\nhttps://ebco-beoc.org/taxonomy/term/76\n\nOR dodge it till your 35? and pay the 10k Euro fine.",
"Complain about frequently getting headache/lethargy/and insomnia. Tell them you have a history of self-injury. Lose some weight maybe so it looks like you’re unable to eat because of your depression.",
"i witnessed a guy in the navy eat enough to get discharged. he would double fist snickers constantly. it was a sad thing to watch but he was happy and got out it in the end",
"They will do some tests on you. Memory does not work as well when people are depressed. So you want to fail- but not all of them. I would say fail about half the questions. \n\nYour brain also doesn't compute as fast when you are depressed, so they will have you do a math problem like \"start at 100 and minus 7 and keep going till I say stop.\" You will want to do some of this but then keep losing it easily. \n\nThen when it comes to activities- most people that are depressed have terrible sleep, they usually can't sleep at all (very serious depression is more likely to have this one) or they sleep too much. \n\nThen there are things like doing laundry or cleaning your room, that stuff is much harder than usual. \n\nAnd finally when it comes to things that used to bring you joy- going out with friends, reading, whatever hobbies that you have- you have not been able to enjoy them at all.\n\nGood luck!",
"Nerve pain in general is difficult to disprove. I'd recommend looking into an idiopathic nerve disorder. Look up ulnar nerve inflammation/disorder. It would look like numbness/pins and needles/pain from your elbow to your pinky. It would make it challenging for you to hold items like weapons.",
"Make sure they are aware that you have a history of recurrent depressive disorder which you can show a history of your time seeing a local therapist/psychologist. If your plan is to walk in and suddenly have a serious medical condition that had gone untreated your entire life you are going to need a better plan.",
"Id fake a physical illness vs mental. If you go for depression, just tell them you have, but it comes and goes, and that you feeling okay today? Give specific examples of how it's impacted your life as specific as possible, and give an example that is embarrassing for you to admit or makes you look bad. This show of vulnerability makes a lie very believable. \n\nAsthma or sport induced asthma. (I know someone who was in the military and then discharged due to this) pretty easy to fake you will be out of breath anyway and can just exaggerate. \n\nAny chronic pain that is hard to diagnose. Joint pain, foot problems, back pain etc.",
"I understand this is unethicallifeprotips but seriously how about you be a man and just do your duty that you signed up to do and the duty that tax payers are paying you to do…. Smh…..",
"Don't wash for several weeks, don't change your clothes, and show up with lice.",
"'im so depressed, i can't take it anymore!'\n\n'checks history, went clubbing last week, fucked a prostitute before, etc'.",
"i know this is a bit fucked, but cigarette burns on your hands / wrists will pretty much result in a instant ejection. that’s how it went for my friend",
"having some fake tatoos that brand you as political extremist are also helpful, just dont use forbidden symbols",
"fidget with your hand a little, like clench it every now and then. look diagonal left down and only move yours eyes up to look them in the eye every once in a while, and you know that look when your trying not to cry, where your brows are furrowed and your cheeks rise like your lightly clenching your eyes, do that, and if there's ever a loud noise or something clench your neck and shake just a little.",
"back in the day when it was mandatory one of my german colleagues just pinched his kneecap over months (or some part of his knee, to get it) till it turned puprle-ish, which helped him to get out of the military lol.",
"You.. just need to alive? Maybe gorillas killed your little brother because he had blue berries?",
"You could just piss yourself and they would probably throw you out immediately….",
"Yo, as someone who struggles with depression, eat a dick asshole. Do your service like everyone else.",
"Wait so if I’ve already been diagnosed and on meds for years now like sertraline and adhd meds etc am I already out?",
"Read as much of \"Prozac.Nation\" as you can. Got me out of a 7:30 AM business writing class.",
"Old guy who did his service, here. Legends say, some people before the visit would drink 5-8 espresso and smoke a pack and get exempted. I didn't smoke.",
"My friend from highschool got out of the Navy by telling one of the high ranking Admirals that he wanted to kill himself and his commander. They gave him a medical discharge. He went AWOL and turned himself in before this.",
"My cousin did this and he got a FUCKING METRIC SHITLOAD OF WALKIE TALKIES sent to his front door. Im talking an entire pallet full of brand new, highend walkie talkies. He kept it and told the people it never arrived. Once he told them that they blocked his number and email address and he never heard anything back from them",
"Move slowly, think slowly, show no interest in anything. I got busted for a tiny bit of weed but when I got to the jail I decided to fuck with them and stared at the wall for several hours among other things and got put on suicide watch. At the doctor be vague and scared of everyone and everything because the world is against you and you just want to go back to your room and hug your teddy bear. You are terribly afraid that other people would hurt you if they knew the truth about you but never mention that truth is because it traumatized you so much.",
"Make your house messy, often depression etc causes people to neglect cleaning. Idk what country you're in so idk if they will check your house but it's better to be careful.",
"Look into becoming a conscientious objector on religious grounds. You'll have more constitutional protection and the church backing you. The Methodist, Unitarian churches might be good places to start.",
"Look a little unkept-wrinkled shirt, in need of haircut, old shoes-basically like you don't give a fuck about your appearance but not homeless levels of unkept because that's over the top.\n\nSpeak only when spoken to and only the most basic of answers to questions like you might be dumb or medicated. Do not elaborate or speculate. Don't give a whole backstory. \n\nThe best lies have the least amount of words. You don't wanna let your mouth start wandering with a story that they could trip you up in later.",
"Just say you sleep walk. It’s the fastest way to get out of military service. They might not believe you but you could always fake it during basic training.",
"Just litter when the dump is closed on Thanksgiving and before you know it, they'll be too moral for a litterbug like you",
"Just get out of the country lmao. Conscription is like medieval levies. It used to be the peasants had to do whatever the lord said, be it working the fields or going to war. You can move away from all of that now tho.",
"J/W haven’t they already factored in that sort of stuff in many countries and instead of compulsory military service they just shuttle you off to a soul-crushing equal length administrative position that would drive you to lust after the kind of variety a military stint would have?\n\nPlus, I always suspect that future employers look at those folks as somehow shirking their duty, being weak and engage in negative prejudicial hiring as a result.",
"I'd recommend you a different approach maybe. I'd show myself, in your place, anxious to get a weapon and very interested in the things I could do with it.",
"I just hide behind my self depreciating sense of humor, avoidance of eye contact, and joke about how I don't wanna live. It it a joke though? Hah..",
"I got out on General Under Honorable Conditions via \"Failure to Cope\" due to claustrophobia.",
"Honest question so don't get offended... How common are facilitation payments in your country? I would maybe talk to a doctor, especially one who also has a pharmacy, and tell them you have conditions that you would consider taking medication for. In all likelihood they will want to prescribe you the medication especially if you are getting them filled at their pharmacy. Essentially you are paying them for the diagnosis indirectly and then even have prescriptions to back it up. \n\nWhile we don't have mandatory Military service here, this happens in Canada for some things especially when it is something they can bill direct to the government. I know a number of people who have doctors, perticularly those who also own pharmacies, who try to shove a new pill down their throats every visit and this also happens an absolute ton in rehab centers since they can bill the Canadian government $20 for a shot glass of dollar store tang",
"Go to the hospital and tell them you’re having suicidal thoughts. Get some meds that you obviously don’t have to take if you’re not really depressed. If you’re really committed, stay a couple days in impatient care. A hospitalization is enough to show you’re struggling with depression.",
"Even better, go to the doctor for sleep walking. In the U.S, sleep walking is an immediate disqualification (if you sleep walk behind enemy lines, you're FUCKED)",
"Dude I don't know if it still works but back in my dad's days people would fail the hearing test on purpose because if you can't hear properly you can't enlist - but I don't know if they still do that or it still works like that. \n\n\nAs for you question just pretend you're crazy, mumble to yourself, get angry for no reason then sad right after, if you can fake it - stutter a bit (not too much) and repeat words. Act super tired, when they ask why you so tired tell them you don't sleep well and you skip meals.. \nAlthough as some said I don't think this will work. They will tell you military will change your life around and other bullshit. \n\n\nYou might be better off paying some doctor to give you fake psych eval. or fake some disease. Try googling around with your country and the exact service you're going to. To see what can stop you from going.. something like this website \n\n\nhttps://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html",
"Come off as angry/annoyed/on edge. At least if your a male that’s often how depression will manifest itself",
"Bro just smoke weed consistently. If you've already taken advantage of the gi bill/gone to college there's really not anything to lose. Or from what I remember if you just completely don't perform when you get to bootcamp they'll boot you out with a general discharge.",
"Be negative about everything. Life sucks and you’re too tired to give a flying fuck anymore. It is just constant pressures, soul sucking failures and crowd upon crowd of cow-eyed idiots you cannot stand, including yourself. Because at the center of it you’re just a sad, unlikeable prick. This is your character motivation.\n\nSource: I have diagnosed Major Recurring Depressive Disorder and GAD with three suicide attempts, seven hospitalizations and an acting course in college.",
"Be hungover when you go. Read the symptoms of depression from the DSM5 and basically recite the symptoms to the doctor",
"As others have said: don’t share any extra information unless asked. \n\nI once read a quote that I felt really described how I felt (I have this disorder), “Sometimes depression is the emotional equivalent of watching paint dry.” \n\nDepression isn’t always this dramatic, “KILL ME NOW!”, but rather it often is just a complete lack of interest in activities and no motivation. \n\nEverything just feels kinda, “meh.” The prospect of death is acceptable, but not exciting—it’s hard to feel excitement when you’re really depressed. \n\nAs far as a backstory, you don’t need anything dramatic. There are plenty of people who “have it all” who are depressed. No need for a tragic backstory. This can just be a feeling you’ve had throughout your life—that you don’t necessarily WANT to die, but you don’t care either way.",
"Are they just gonna look at you and be like ‘yeah they be sad’ and move on? I mean anyone can look the part but wouldn’t they do some sort of background check? Check for prescribed antidepressants, visits to therapist etc? I would think some bags under your eyes and slouching wouldn’t cut it. Don’t you need a paper trail of some sort?",
"Read some memoir type books so you can learn some phrases to use.\n\nOr just troll some reddit subs about it. For science",
"I know someone who just ate so much when they were 17 (18 was drafting age at the time) they became morbidly obese and got a medical disqualification... Ymmv."
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"Literally any degree. Don’t know of anyone who’s had to provide proof of degree...outside of academia that is. I know people that have faked Ivy League degrees with no consequences.",
"Nobody gets a degree from a school that has shut down. It doesn't exist anymore - **the very definition of shut down.**"
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"What job can you most easily bullshit your way into with no experience? ",
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"Project management. You can learn a lot of key words online and about the charts they use. Then tell them you had your own residential company but want to do something a little bigger and branch out. They will low ball you, work for 1.5 years and move to another company, work 1.5 years and move to another company, you’ll have a vehicle allowance and a 70k salary at least by then.",
"All of my past employers would tell I bullshitted my way in to the job."
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"Legal ways to get into a fight and not be held liable if someone gets hurt Title explains it ",
"Legal ways to get into a fight and not be held liable if someone gets hurt Title explains it ",
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"Some states have a mutual combat law. \"Phoenix Jones\" - a MMA fighter and \"Real Life Superhero\" - uses this to fistfight \"bad guys\" in the streets of Seattle. There's some videos around. He hilariously one punch KO'd a dude in front of a cop before after the two agreed under the mutual combat rule.\n \n",
"It exists. Set up a sanctioned fight; get lawyers and contracts; sell tickets then duke it out with a ref to officiate.",
"Pretty sure you can schedule a legal fighting event if you sell tickets to people and make your opponent to sign a waver? Plus cash ;)."
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"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? ",
"I was wrongly terminated from my job and denied unemployment. What are some good ideas to inconvenience my former company? "
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"Get a pro bono attorney to help you with your unemployment case and to sue your former employer. Your employer will have to hire a real attorney to help them. And maybe your case will be overturned in the mean time. \n\nSue them for FMLA violations, for OSHA violations, for lying to the state about your employment termination, for wage and hour violations, and anything else you can come up with. \n\nHere's some resources: [https://www.justia.com/lawyers/employment-law/texas/legal-aid-and-pro-bono-services](https://www.justia.com/lawyers/employment-law/texas/legal-aid-and-pro-bono-services) \n\nGood luck!",
"Remember the phone numbers of conference calls? I think you know where i'm going with this\n\nVoice mails\n\n​\n\nYou can sign their company emails up for Porn, and other various newsletters.\n\n​\n\nYou can create infinite Gmail addresses, then leave them bad reviews, leave bad reviews on Indeed, Glassdoor and other job posting sites. You have a lot of free time to fill now.",
"A really great way to get even is to report them for tax fraud to the IRS. At the very least they will get audited which is a huge pain in the ass by itself. You can do this every year if you want. Very satisfying.",
"What exactly happened? Did you get approved vaca in writing? Was it a certain amount of time? Paid or unpaid? Did they just send you a letter or did they try any other form of communication?",
"If you are aware of any improperly licensed software, report then to the BSA. You'll get a little bounty. They'll get audited and have to pony up for the software licenses plus fines.",
"Depending on how big the company is, you could argue your leave is protected under FMLA due to you caring for a family member and that they denied you an opportunity to file for FMLA.",
"Could you wear a mask and spray deer urine (purchased in cash from a hunting store) on their building doorstep in the night? Send an edible arrangement from a \"satisfied\" customer (maybe check Google reviews for real names or ones you know from memory) and douse that mu'fucker in poison oak. Stand on the public sidewalk outside their business with flyers for doing the work yourself, a former employee wrongfully terminated, for cheaper. Now you're the small business entrepreneur, the backbone of the economy",
"Public Disclosure Requests - if its an option because if it is, they will lost definitely fuck up the compliance and will get fined for it.",
"Not much you can really mess with there. You could run through every osha requirement and make reports for non compliance. Then move on to any city/County zoning regulations and building permits for anything and everything. If they rewired a lighting fixture, check on it. I found out that a pain in my behind former employer decided to cut costs by not paying workers comp premiums. I doubt that you will get that lucky. But happy digging.",
"Ddos them, bad reviews, or post story on tiktok or twitter if it gains traction, they will be canceled.",
"Once everything dies down and your claim is adjudicated, I would find it funny if every single *Document Solutions Provider* in your area received a request for more information from your former company.\n\nCopier salesmen are relentless. Copier salesmen with a lead are a million times more so. Surely you remember the name of the decision maker at your prior employer... They'll need that for the contact.\n\nBut offices need other things too. They need vending machines. They need batteries. They need furniture. They need AFLAC. They need Dunder Mifflin paper. They need all sorts of things that commissioned salespeople in markets oversaturated by ruthless salespeople sell.",
"Finally, a decent request on this sub, I was about to unsubscribe from it because of all the bullshit requests asking normal questions or just flat out how to break the law.",
"I feel like this is a pretty straight forward violation of FMLA. Maybe call your states AG office, and/or the BBB. I’m not familiar with all the ins and outs of FMLA and if it would apply to such a small company, though. That sucks, though. I hope your family member is okay.",
"Didnt read the comments but just sue them. if you are american can someone explain me why he cant do that?",
"Depending on how the family member was related to you, you may have an FMLA claim. Speak with an employment lawyer and/or your state's department of labor.",
"* Time to leak some passwords online, and personal info. Sell it to ad agencies. \n\n* Tip off relevant government agencies that\n something seems to be fishy, like BBB, OSHA.\n\n* Review bomb the company on every review site\n\n* Report them on 311 for noise complaints, or EPA for extreme heat and smoke from the server room\n\n* Complain about the smell of gas to the buildings department, it doesn't need to be true but they are legally obligated to inspect it and will likely find other problems and will be forced to do renovations or be fined daily"
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"Need to get Adobe Premiere Pro and Photoshop to learn, but am also broke. How do I get these downloaded to my laptop (without potentially ruining it with fifty trojans)? ",
"Need to get Adobe Premiere Pro and Photoshop to learn, but am also broke. How do I get these downloaded to my laptop (without potentially ruining it with fifty trojans)? ",
"Need to get Adobe Premiere Pro and Photoshop to learn, but am also broke. How do I get these downloaded to my laptop (without potentially ruining it with fifty trojans)? "
] | [
"Use GIMP. It’s open source so that means it’s free, however updates come slower; but it basically does the same thing.",
"Go to r/piracy and read the megathread. It covers pretty much everything you need to know about pirating and has all the links you will need.",
"For a start: use their trial months. \nFor the longer run: the r/piracy sub is good. Inform yourself and decide what to do with that."
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"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? ",
"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? ",
"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? ",
"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? ",
"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? ",
"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? ",
"How to fuck with a loud gamer roommate who does nothing but talk into a headset 20cm away from the wall when I’m trying to sleep? "
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"You have an Alexa? Get a smart plug and plug the router into it (or any remote control power device). Now, from the comfort of wherever.... he gets loud, you kill the WiFi. It’s a very Pavlov’s Dog way of handling it.",
"Kill the network. Bring the router in your bedroom, lock door as you unplug it.",
"Find a way to interfere with the wifi and kick him out of his matches mid play.",
"Foam mats and blankets can be sound proofing. Tell that little bastard he’s doing it or you’re moving out. Also, consider a fan or white noise app for yourself.",
"If you have router password you can just turn off access to his device.\n\nI used to do this when my sister would watch Netflix on my Wii and take up all our bandwidth.\n\nBlock the Wii, play my games, \"fix\" it for her in the morning.",
"They make smart sound level meters. Hook the gaming system up to a smart plug. Program a max DB level in meter and IFTTT sequence to trigger the smart plug if DB max is hit. Requires no manual intervention and it’s objective. he can be in on it. More than likely he doesn’t realize how loud he gets.",
"Just do network speed tests whenever he gets loud.\nIt will sap all the bandwidth and make him lag like fuck.\n\nAlternatively you could get some acoustic isolating foam panels from amazon and ask him to stick them to the wall behind the monitor"
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"Someone used my email to set up a phone. How can I screw with them? I'm not sure how they set up an account with my email without having it verified, but I am getting emails from a carrier about a new phone. I went to the website and used the \"forgot my password\" feature to log in with my email. Then I changed the password and PIN for the account. I also used a burner email address to send them an SMS introducing myself. I assume they used a stolen cr",
"Someone used my email to set up a phone. How can I screw with them? I'm not sure how they set up an account with my email without having it verified, but I am getting emails from a carrier about a new phone. I went to the website and used the \"forgot my password\" feature to log in with my email. Then I changed the password and PIN for the account. I also used a burner email address to send them an SMS introducing myself. I assume they used a stolen cr",
"Someone used my email to set up a phone. How can I screw with them? I'm not sure how they set up an account with my email without having it verified, but I am getting emails from a carrier about a new phone. I went to the website and used the \"forgot my password\" feature to log in with my email. Then I changed the password and PIN for the account. I also used a burner email address to send them an SMS introducing myself. I assume they used a stolen cr",
"Someone used my email to set up a phone. How can I screw with them? I'm not sure how they set up an account with my email without having it verified, but I am getting emails from a carrier about a new phone. I went to the website and used the \"forgot my password\" feature to log in with my email. Then I changed the password and PIN for the account. I also used a burner email address to send them an SMS introducing myself. I assume they used a stolen cr"
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"If you don't want to run up charges, go the other way. Log back in, and change the plan to the cheapest one available. Slowest data, lowest cap, fewest texts, lowest call time. Make sure you decline any automatic service beyond the cap.",
"What did you say when you introduced yourself? “Hey, I’m the guy you just scammed”",
"Someone did something similar with my email and Amazon. I kept getting emails asking to confirm logins and I'd always click it wasn't me. after a while shed call support and get her password changed, then I'd allow it and wait till 2am and start attempting password resets which spammed her phone. I work overnight so it wasn't an inconvenience for me. The pain in the ass was getting her twitch and Xbox accounts suspended. Then she finally changed her email 😆",
"Cancel the service. Or pay me $100. Collect the money and cancel them anyway."
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"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? ",
"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? ",
"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? ",
"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? ",
"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? ",
"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? ",
"What are some pro-vax email blasts that I can signup an antivaxxer to annoy them? "
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"Just put ina small donation to the DNC, make sure to use their email not yours.",
"Bro nah the ULPT is waiting for them to die from covid. Let natural selection do it’s thing and then you don’t gotta worry about those people anymore. Just get your vax, and keep your Immuno compromised family inside until the anti vax hogs all die from covid or horse dewormer and herd immunity is achieved. We don’t need to save everyone, especially those people... they’ll die off eventually",
"Wow some ppl are butthurt about sharing reputable sources on vaccines lol. There's a vaccine website (in Canada) called immunize.ca and you can sign up their email for newsletters, I'm sure there are lots of other websites like that around too for each country. Also, if you want to spam them with specific resources, I know the covid vaccines are actually some of the most heavily researched so you shouldn't have any trouble finding studies on Google Scholar. Just make sure the articles you share use decent sample sizes and are peer reviewed, not like it means anything to anti vaxxers, but you know lol",
"Just sign them up for the vaccine. Nothing better than them receiving an email saying their appointment is at XX time on XX date",
"Have them join r/ChurchOfCOVID ! That blasphemer will be corrected with the holy jab of Faucci! \n\n​\n\nMBUH!",
"this is beyond unethical and you people are so bored no job no friends no fam just come on in to the cult train choooo choooo bro let peoples medical history stay private. Let me lead a horse to water for you cult boy. If you are vaxed youre safe from the virus right? so why care about the unvaxxed .......youre protected....unless wait DO YOU NOT TRUST YOUR VAX???????",
"Why don’t you drop your email and we spam it a little maybe you’ll get annoyed of your pro vax emails. Leave people alone>>> incoming downvotes lol"
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"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. ",
"How can I remove road markings? I've received a parking ticket while unloading goods for my shop. Local law states that I can't get a ticket if the paint is faded so I hope someone can advise on sneakily removing yellow paint from the road. I have access to general DIY stores. "
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"Look up the consequence for tampering w public road marking and decide if that is worth risking before getting even deeper in. \n\nTypically, if you’re the store owner, you’re entitled to a loading/ unloading zone. This may not even require something unethical. You may just be able to call to get approval for a loading/ unloading zone by your store. From there they may be more lenient on dismissing the ticket as they know the infraction won’t repeat.",
"Rent a portable sandblaster, scour it off. Might also try a wire brush on a drill, like welders use",
"What if you just poured paint thinner on the line late at night?\n\nBonus points for doing it a few hours before it rains, so the paint gets washed away.",
"Is the amount of time it will take to get out of this ticket worth it? How much is the ticket? If it's less than 4 hours of your time, just pay it.",
"A lot of time they take a photo of your car when they give you the ticket, so you might want to look into that before you get nailed for tampering with public thoroughfares.",
"Black spray paint is quick, cheap and doesn’t make much noise. It only has to look ok in a photo and you could do it in under a minute",
"Pressure wash the sidewalk in front of your business. Make sure to itemize the business expenses on your taxes.",
"Everything they are suggesting is either not going to work or draw lots of attention and get you arrested. \n\nPaint thinner won't work because it's not traditional paint and is applied so thick that you'll end up paying more for the thinner that your ticket.\n\nPower washing will just fail and sandblasting will draw attention and get you arrested probably.\n\nThe best suggestion so far was painting over it. But that will still probably not work. \n\nAlso, depending on how good the upkeep and record taking us in your municipality, these can very easily be inspected annually and recorded.",
"If you want to completely remove it buy or steal gray matte stove paint",
"If acetone accidently spilled doesnt fade or remove it nothing will. A stiff bristled or wire brush would be what a good samaritan would use to clean up said spill."
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"What excuse can I tell my boss so I don’t have to work on Friday anymore? ",
"What excuse can I tell my boss so I don’t have to work on Friday anymore? ",
"What excuse can I tell my boss so I don’t have to work on Friday anymore? ",
"What excuse can I tell my boss so I don’t have to work on Friday anymore? "
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"Tell them you're a Sixth-Day Adventist and that you need the day off for religious reasons.",
"Some doctors are very lenient and give doctors notes often. You cant do this EVERY Friday but, if you act sick days before plans you have, you would have an excuse to go to the doctor on friday.",
"Say you're Muslim, their holy days are on Friday and many take it as an off day",
"Every Friday you die, but are stalwart enough to make it back on Monday (which means usually Tuesday, often Wednesday), and on Thursday you'll generally spend most of the day \"resetting\", so basically now you're retired, with all the side bennies of a job.\n\nEnjoy the good life now bud, you deserve it!"
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"iphone unlock \nMy grandma passed and she left behind an iPhone (I don’t know which one, it’s newer than the 6 but that’s all I know) that is password locked. I’m navigating this for my Mom long distance.\n\nIs there anything we can do with it now? Is there a way to clear it and start over so it can be used? \n\nShe had it through a state government program for elders where she paid like per minute or something so there isn’t an actual store to go into like Verizon etc. \n\nOr do we now just have a memorable paperweight?",
"iphone unlock \nMy grandma passed and she left behind an iPhone (I don’t know which one, it’s newer than the 6 but that’s all I know) that is password locked. I’m navigating this for my Mom long distance.\n\nIs there anything we can do with it now? Is there a way to clear it and start over so it can be used? \n\nShe had it through a state government program for elders where she paid like per minute or something so there isn’t an actual store to go into like Verizon etc. \n\nOr do we now just have a memorable paperweight?",
"iphone unlock \nMy grandma passed and she left behind an iPhone (I don’t know which one, it’s newer than the 6 but that’s all I know) that is password locked. I’m navigating this for my Mom long distance.\n\nIs there anything we can do with it now? Is there a way to clear it and start over so it can be used? \n\nShe had it through a state government program for elders where she paid like per minute or something so there isn’t an actual store to go into like Verizon etc. \n\nOr do we now just have a memorable paperweight?",
"iphone unlock \nMy grandma passed and she left behind an iPhone (I don’t know which one, it’s newer than the 6 but that’s all I know) that is password locked. I’m navigating this for my Mom long distance.\n\nIs there anything we can do with it now? Is there a way to clear it and start over so it can be used? \n\nShe had it through a state government program for elders where she paid like per minute or something so there isn’t an actual store to go into like Verizon etc. \n\nOr do we now just have a memorable paperweight?",
"iphone unlock \nMy grandma passed and she left behind an iPhone (I don’t know which one, it’s newer than the 6 but that’s all I know) that is password locked. I’m navigating this for my Mom long distance.\n\nIs there anything we can do with it now? Is there a way to clear it and start over so it can be used? \n\nShe had it through a state government program for elders where she paid like per minute or something so there isn’t an actual store to go into like Verizon etc. \n\nOr do we now just have a memorable paperweight?"
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"Google factory reset. That's about all you can do unless you're the FBI.",
"Is it iCloud locked or just passcode/password locked?\n\nIf it’s iCloud locked the ONLY thing you as what i presume to be a citizen that doesn’t have inside access to iclouds servers, databases etc is to replace the logic board.\n\nBelieve me, no other service will work. It’s all a scam. If it wasn’t it would have gone viral and I would be 200 times richer",
"Do factory reset - use google. \nIf you hit spot with “activation lock” well you have to call to Apple Support (or go to Apple Store) with death certificate and they will remove activation lock.",
"If you know her email address that she was using as an apple id, you could go through a process to reset her password and then sign in to the phone so that you can log out of icloud. It is easy if you have access to her email or phone number she used. If not, you can submit a proof of purchase and have it unlocked in a few days or weeks.",
"Plug it into power, and boot into recovery mode, then plug it into iTunes to restore it. This is the only way to remove a passcode, it will wipe the phone, and the phone may also have an activation lock if find my iPhone was turned on."
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"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything ",
"how to subtly make my fiances rapist fear for his life without doing anything "
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"Take them rear view mirrors off mate. Theres no looking back in life. Imagine what you could focus your time and energy on instead of this. \nObvs not want you want to here. And i for sure want to beat people up. But just saying you gotta move on. Don’t let this scum take any more of your precious life here on earth.",
"He lives in Mexico? Send anonymous mail to other people on the same street saying he's a Narc, eventually Mexico will do the rest. Or his neighbours will warn him how much shit he could be in and he'll move.",
"Forget him. A guy like that is bound to fuck up his own life pretty soon anyway.",
"Get some mean looking mofos to ... deliver groceries to him, saying greetings from [name of fiance] and they are keeping an eye on him.",
"No escuches a estos pendejos, si esta en mexico es por una razón, antes de hacer cualquier pendejada asegurate de saber quien es ese cabron en realidad. Lo mas seguro para ti es que te tranquilizes y no trates nada. This situation could be the same as jumping in a fire while drenched in gasoline.",
"Pretty simple. Get him to wander into Cartel territory. Get a burner phone and fuck with him thru texts. Tell him you know what he did etc. Threaten to beat his ass then when he of course wants to meet so you can try send him into Cartel land. Bonus points if you can slip items into his car that make him look like an informant.",
"If you really wanna mess with him get the cartels after him. But I’d highly suggest helping your fiancée move on and forget that fucker.",
"Fuck the dude up, or move on. If you’re not from MX I don’t recommend taking the party to him because there are a lot of variables. Catch him slipping on this side of the wall and get his ass. Don’t tell him who it’s from, just fuck him up and make him wonder why some random dude just broke his nose.",
"I don’t think you have to worry about legal repercussions if he’s in Mexico..",
"Having gotten it a few times, revenge is overrated and rarely enables anyone to move on.",
"Be there for your Fiancé, stop making it about you and just be there for her.",
"Law will take care of prison him and assure your wife a confortable rent. \n\nDO IT.",
"Pull a Kanye and tell her forgive and forget. \n\nThis _IS_ UNethical Life Pro Tips…not ETHICAL. \n\n\nIn reality, therapy and her wanting to get better are the only ways. Coming from a PTSD sufferer.",
"Just use vague threats. “I’m gonna paint your house, bitch” “Man people hate rapists, hopefully something bad happens to you, ya fucking piece of shit, cuck”",
"Grow up? This is straight childish behavior. Get your fiancé some therapy and stop trying to fight some random ass dude irrelevant to you like a little kid😂"
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"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? ",
"$46,000 in medical debt inherited from the death of my late mother - how to lower the cost? "
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"It's estate debt. Gets paid from your mother's money before your inheritance is paid out. May be covered by her medical insurance.\n\nIT IS NOT YOUR DEBT. No matter what the debt collection may state.",
"You cannot inherit debt. You're responsible for NOTHING. Debt collectors will contact you, tell them to jump off a bridge. Collect the life insurance, walk away.",
"It's an unsecured debt, tell the hospital to go pound sand.\n\nSell the house and move on with your life.",
"Just wanted to add to the chorus:\n\nYou, personally, do not owe the hospital shit. Do not even engage with the hospital's bill collectors. If they call you, give them the name and phone number of your estate attorney and say \"there is no will, the estate is being probated, contact my attorney and do not contact me again.\" And then do not answer or return any more calls from them. If you get aggressive bill collectors calling, feel free to report them to the relevant entities. Let your estate attorney know about the bill and tell them you expect them to handle any further communication with the hospital.\n\nThis is exactly why you have an estate attorney: so that they can deal with your mom's cr",
"Obviously not legal advice, but in most states this is considered a debt on the estate not you personally. If you file an estate, your attorney will send notice to cr",
"Here is an article explaining how Medicaid estate recovery works. Essentially this money your mother owes for medical bills will come from her estate, but you are not financially liable for it. This may mean you get no inheritance, but you also shouldn't inherit any debt.\n\nhttps://www.ncoa.org/article/what-is-medicaid-estate-recovery-and-how-does-it-work",
"Drag it out as long as possible. Demand legal documents every step, drag them through their own bureaucracy, challenge every single step and add in your complications as slow as possible. Respond towards the end of every time limit, request extensions, actually write those formal requests and force them to work. Trump them. It works. They do not have the resources right now to deal with you being a big problem and they are forced to give up on their own time tables.\n\nFucking parasitic government trying to liquidate the new generation, fuck them back. You owe nothing.\n\nFurther, TALK ABOUT IT. Put it in the light. This shit has to stop. Doesnt fucking matter 'well thats how it is', it's detrimental to our society. They dont need your god damn home.\n\nIn the end, there are typically provisions to forgive debt for child caregivers of parents if you can show you provided care for 2 years, so for each thing that might fail try a new strategy.",
"Her estate might owe the debt, you do not. If you’re the administrator of the estate, pay everything else off using estate assets. Write a simple letter to anyone collecting medical debt and say “the testatrix died insolvent.” None of them will take any further action. If anyone asks for proof, refer them to the probate court and refuse any further communication.\n\nThey have very few options. They can’t garnishee her wages, they can’t really attach assets without spending money, etc.\n\nDo not pay anything, though. That’s usually admitting to the entire debt.",
"It's medical and not yours tell them to go fuck themselves\n\nYou're basically bullied by a debt collector",
"# THAT IS NOT YOUR DEBT!!!\n\n# Do NOT accept it!\n\nDo **not** take responsibility for it! It is not yours. \n\nEven if they try making you a sweet deal like \"You only have to pay 20K!\" say no! Do not foolishly pay them. \nWhy? Because now they have precedence in court that you intended to pay the debt. \n\nYou owe them NOTHING. \nYou signed NOTHING. \nAnd it's against US law to \"inherit debt\". \n\nThey're praying you or one of your family members will take the debt on so they can recoup some of their money.\n\nThis is exactly why older or terminally ill people will take out cr",
"YOU DO NOT INHERIT DEBT IN THE US\n\nthis is debt to their estate in many states. not to you",
"U dont inherit debt, pls tell me u didnt give them a payment or sign anything?",
"LPT - if someone dies you don't owe 1 penny of their debt. Not a single cent. At least in the USA and honestly in a lot of other countries as well.\n\nDebts can go after the deceased estate for payment. But honestly most don't bother. If someone dies and sends you a bill don't pay anything, no matter what they offer. If you pay money you are usually agreeing to take on the debt. Just tell them the owner of the debt is deceased. You may need to provide a death certificate. You don't need to help them collect from the deceased. \n\nJust let them know they died and it is up to them from there to figure out if they want to go after the estate.",
"I work in collections, I just don’t do probate that much \n\nYou,yourself are not legally required to pay \n\nIf you get them to state they are, you could have a lawsuit, so bait them into saying that if your smart,\n\nThey should go thru probate process to get the full balance, only thing I could say, if you can/want to, settle for a smaller amount,<.50, I see probate accounts close for .10. They could boost your inheritance\n\nSorry for your loss",
"What the fucking fuck this cannot be real what the fuck is wrong iwth America 46k debt for a 5 day stay???",
"You need to post this in r/personalfinance and they'll give better advice. Basically, you don't owe any money that was originally owed to your mom.",
"You do nothing. My dad died they tried to charge 26k+ for their emergency efforts to keep him alive. I wasnt sure what was funnier them sending a bill or them thinking someone was actually going to foot that bill.",
"Is that how it is in the USA? In my country, debt is never inherited. The estate of the decedent (your mom) pays for it when her estate is settled. If it’s not enough then cr",
"Get legal advice to see if the hospital can make a claim agianst your late mothers estate. If they can then yes definately pursue negotitaing a lower payment as this will affect how much you get from the estate. If they cannot claim against estate IGNORE THEM.",
"What country are you in?\n\nIn the US, you do not inherit your parents' debts. It can only be charged to their estate. Unless she has assets that you would otherwise inherit, this is not your problem.",
"In the US, we tell those debt collectors to go pound sand. The debtor is dead. No one has to pay shit.",
"As many others have said. If you are in the US, you CANNOT BE HELD RESPOSABLE for your mothers' debts.",
"You’re not responsible for this debt. The hospital system can seek payment from the estate but not from you personally.",
"Tell them to go fuck themselves. There’s no way it cost the hospital even $4,600 for her to be there for that long. It’s pure extortion",
"Nothing unethical about getting advice here. Without getting too in-depth, I've done some work in regards to Estates left once a loved one passes.\n\nBasically, unless the debt was held joint in someone else's name, it does not pass on to anyone. If your mother had joint debt with you, you would be responsible for repaying that debt. Medical debt shouldn't be considered joint, especially not in this scenario.\n\nYou've paid £20k of your own cash for this stuff so far: keep receipts, bank statements and whatever proof you have of paying for this stuff. You need to reclaim the money spent before repaying any debts from the estate, as funeral costs, inheritance tax, probate fees etc: these all come first. The solicitor/realtor/lawyer fees should be coming out of the estate, not your pocket. Get that money refunded to you, submit proof of everything you've paid and don't let anyone fob you off. If there is money in the estate, it's for fees before debts.\n\nIn regards to the medical debt and any other debt: request an itemised invoice, advise any companies involved that you will be passing all of the information on to the estate realtor/solicitor to be handled. You are not responsible for your mother's debts. If there are funds in the estate, they need to be used for fees etc first, then debts after that, then divided up legally, according to a will, or however the Next of Kin / Executor / legal party organises it, if no will is held. You may need a Grant of Probate or similar, your legal rep can advise you on this, but it may be necessary.\n\nPlease do not promise to repay any of the debt collectors. It is not your debt, and they will use any excuse to harass you. Please check your local laws in regards to all of this, as it may differ from my local area. The debt wouldn't pass to you where I am, but you need to make sure that applies to you in your situation before you act.\n\nAnd I'm sorry for your loss. All the money and paperwork is a nightmare you don't need to be dealing with right now, you just lost your mother. Good luck",
"It’s stories like this that make me incredibly thankful not to be born in the US. \n\n$46K for a 5-day hospital stay is financially crippling, potentially for life. In any other civilised Western nation with public healthcare and / or ethical private insurance, it’d cost close to nothing.\n\nSorry for your loss and I hope things work out for you. The loss of a parent is bad enough, but to be forced into inheriting their debt is obscene.",
"this isn’t unethical but you can ask for an itemized bill which will remove about 50% of useless items that never got used, $600 bandaids etc they can’t justify using, after that you can (at least in my state) straight up ask for the bill to be lowered, as well as calling your insurance company and ask for help paying it. \n\nbut don’t pay it, that’s the important part, they can’t pursue it and if they sell it to a collection agency it’s basically gone \n\nthe first part is optional of course if you want the number to be lower and also you should google your state to make sure that it’ll work but typically medical bills don’t get paid anyway",
"You owe nothing. My parents were married 30 years when my dad passed from cancer. Even with health insurance the bills racked up pretty high. When he died my mom paid nothing. Inherited his retirement, sold the house, collected life insurance, and not a dime went to medical bills. Bills still occasionally find the way to her new address and are properly filed in the trash.",
"You are not responsible for anything. \n\nHer *estate* is. \n\nOnce everything is sold, if there is not enough left to cover the bill, tough shit for whoever owns that debt, and that is a company, not you.",
"Just don't pay it. Don't answer their calls. Eventually they will fuck off.",
"Im currently dealing with something very similar but just know no matter what they say, its not your debt. If valid you may have to bankrupt the estate but this does not effect your finances, also keep a record of anything you pay for the estate. You need to get paid back before the debtors. \n\nDo yourself a favor , get a new email address and a google voice number. Use this when dealing with the cr",
"Absolutely NOT your debt. Get an attorney before paying a penny. A cease and desist letter from an attorney usually helps. This was your mother's debt. They can claim against her estate or remaining assets and you could end up with nothing from that but they can't bill you for the remainder.",
"Youbshoukd not be responsible for anyone's debts who has died except spouse ans children. Not the other way around. Unless you accepted financial responsibility for that person.",
"You don't inherit debt...it will get taken out of her estate, if it's not enough to cover, tough titties for them.",
"Yeah man idk the legality of any of this but… a prompt “go fuck yourself” would be my first move",
"This is not how money works. You do not owe her debt. If her estate has any value, the debt will be deducted from that. If she died penniless, then the person she owed the money to is SoL. It is **NOT** your debt. DO NOT PAY IT.",
"Most of the post from Americans usually tell the same thing. \n\nCall the hospital, and ask for the exact listing of expenses. They overcharge and try to scam the client.",
"Just don’t pay it. Medical debt is the hardest kind to collect on. It rarely even effects your cr",
"I am pretty sure that is illegal BUT i came here to say i’m sorry about your mom. Adding this ontop of the grief must be hard, and I hope you have a support system. You are in my thoughts ❤️",
"I am not a lawyer, but i suggest you consult with an estate attorney. \n\nThat being said, the debt is in your mothers name, not anyone else’s. The debt collectors will try to scare you into paying it, but ignore them. The money will need to come out of your mothers estate. If there is not enough value in the estate to cover it, her estate is considered insolvent, and the medical bills can then be written off by the medical facility. \n\nI learned this through my mothers debt that she left after dying. She owed 80K at the time of death and i received many phone calls and letters demanding money and threats of collection. Lawyer advised i ignore all of them, and just send them a copy of the death certificate. It may be different where you live, so consult a lawyer.",
"Don’t insurance policies have an out of pocket maximum? \n\nI’ve gotten medical bills reduced because I was low income.",
"Are you in the US? What do you mean, she had state insurance? If she had Medicaid, it’s illegal for them to charge you anything.",
"[https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/q5byx0/ysk_in_the_us_hospitals_are_required_to_help_pay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/q5byx0/ysk_in_the_us_hospitals_are_required_to_help_pay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)",
"Your best bet is to talk to the hospital itself and try to work with them to lower the debt. A lot of hospitals will try to help you out on that, especially if it isn’t likely for them to recoup the full bill. Otherwise, just fake your death or something.",
"When the person dies their debt goes away. They cant pass debt on to other family members.",
"Unless you signed papers saying you will pay for her bills, you don't have to pay. It comes out of her estate \n\nhttps://www.goodrx.com/healthcare-access/medical-debt/what-happens-medical-debt-bills-after-death",
"ULPT? Leave your shitty cuntry and migrate to somewhere else. Seriously. Do it. Your cuntry does not seem to care about you. Go find a better one.",
"This isn't your debt, don't pay a cent!\nYou should check out r/personalfinance. It's a great resource in situations like these.",
"There is a big misunderstanding here, if you sign papers accepting inheriting her estate, you are responsible for paying her debts with the assets you inherited. If you inherit an estate worth 100k, and debt of 44k, you inherited 56k. If you inherit an estate worth 30k, and a debt of 44k, you inherited 0 dollars. \n\nOf course, you can fight paying the debts, but the normal procedure is that a deceased person's estate will pay their debts.",
"It's sad how unprepared some people are for the death of their parents. Learn about this stuff as soon as you become an adult and if not then, then NOW. At least read some internet articles about it.",
"If the medical debt is going to come out of the estate when the house is sold, can OP act as executor and contact the hospital to get the debt reduced? \nI’m not American but I’ve seen lots of posts where people go over the debt with a fine tooth comb and get significant reductions. $10k/day sounds like excessive costs.",
"/r/personalfinance would be better to post in the this place for advice, but people are giving you the right advice here.",
"She had state health insurance? Do you mean Medicaid? Why aren’t they covering the medical costs? \n\nDo look up filial laws as they vary state-to-state. There ARE states where Medicaid payments can be recouped from the family, including the adult children.",
"I know this doesn't help the current problem, but you can stop the cycle of this happening by moving somewhere with universal healthcare.",
"Can someone eli5, did you mother just not have insurance?! How is it 45k for two\nDays? Shit like this is so terrifying to\nMe",
"Call the hospital and tell them you need financial aid the same thing is currently happening to my mom with my dad's passing",
"Contact the hospitals directly and ask for pay reduction tell the you are willing to go on a plan and pay a little each month. You should be able to get this reduced greatly."
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"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me.",
"Need to whistleblow but have NDA, how can I make a call completely untraceable? Not sure if this is the right sub but here it goes..\n\nI need to whistleblow on my company I work for they are doing some super bad shit and I’m tied up under an NDA. If I can somehow get a message to the competitor who they are currently in a lawsuit with to subpoena me, I’ll be allowed to talk. I just can’t be caught contacting them. They will make my life hell if I’m caught. \n\nI don’t wanna send an email or anything visual for proof later on. I wanna make a phone call to the opposite lawyers and sorta catch them off guard so they can’t record the call. \n\nGimme your best reddit. You’d be helping me big. \n\n\nI tried looking for pay phones none around me."
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"Send a telegram through someone else. Pay someone to deliver a letter personally. Hire a bike courier if possible. Wipe prints.",
"I’d be asking /r/legaladvice — you need a lawyer. What you’re doing isn’t unethical, it’s potentially illegal. However, I’m sure there are some protections that you can utilize.",
"Whistleblower protection, as I understand, supersedes NDAs. You'd still be protected as a whistleblower. But fuckit. Reddit is pretty anonymous. Spill the beans here. Im curious. Also, I'm not a lawyer but perhaps you should speak with one.",
"To be perfectly honest, it is never a smart move to be a whistleblower. Although OP has a legit reason, being a whistleblower usually means an end of your career in the industry regardless which one you’re in. No (future) company wants an employee who breached an NDA and leaked classified information regardless of the intentions. So either make sure nobody can trace evidence back to you or don’t do it at all. Take care fellow Redditor. May your wallet be the same as Cardi B’s rear side: THICC",
"Is it a publicly traded company? r/wallstreetbets always needs good intel 🧐😂",
"Find a homeless person. He more than likely has an Obama phone. Ask him to call X number with a script. Give him 50 bucks and walk away.",
"Get a tape recorder, a computer voice changing thing and find an old school payphone. \n\nAlternatively, go to the public library, pay someone $5 to stand there while you write something up on their computer login, print. Slide into Manila envelope without touching printed page. Walk home, wipe clean, pre-stick stamps (not the lick kind), drive to rural mailbox and mail it. \n\nEnsure that none of the information is something only you could know. If questioned by legal/hr/on the stand, go tanning before so you won’t turn flush red if you need to fib a little bit; bonus points if you do a sport that involves outdoor activities so you’ll have cover long before :)",
"So if this company randomly subpoenas you, won’t they know you somehow leaked something/got in contact with someone??",
"You could be recorded if you make a phone call, caught on camera if you approach in public. What about snail mail, printed off someone else's computer? Mail it out of your county/city with vauge info that's not directly linked to you. Or what about hiring a call service anonymously online to make the call for you with a prepaid card bought in cash. Just ideas no idea if they are good or not. Best of luck",
"Make a purchase somewhere like Walmart. Get cash back off your card. Use the cash to buy a burner phone. Contact the competition. Dispose of burner phone. The end.",
"Holy shit, all these convoluted answers below.\n\n/u/richardeldante just use a pay phone. They are still out there in some places. Or go to a library/store/hospital/etc and use their phone.",
"Get a cheap burner phone and a pay as you go sim with top up. Pay in cash. Go in a public location you never bean to and is quite far for it to be connected to you and make sure there are no cameras. Speak in a different voice just in case. \n\nThen remove the battery of the phone and discard the whole thing.\n\nEven if the call is traced they can’t do anything further than to know from where you called. If it’s being recorded they can’t match your voice to you since you changed it. Use a voice changer if it helps or type out what you need to say and make a Bot read it out. \n\nBoom. All done",
"DON'T use a phone. All lines can be tapped, even legally.\n\nI recommend SecureDrop, using a hidden service. Here are links.\n\nSecureDrop: http://secrdrop5wyphb5x.onion/\n\nTor Bridges (Configure your client to use these, and get ones with pluggable transports): http://z5tfsnikzulwicxs.onion/",
"Be careful with everything electronic it keeps a huge amount of data, and it is never deleted, in fact this very message on reddit could be your downfall. If you want to do something anonymously, go somewhere with no electronic or surveillance, wear some disguise and tip someone so they can relay your message.",
"edible arrangements lets you have a card filled out. \n\n\n\"this guy \"OP\" wants this card burned after his name is added to the witness list\"",
"You said the info could come from many people. Have a friend call and tell them \"If you subpoena all the employees in the X division at company YZ they will give you informative to win your lawsuit.\" You won't be singled out.",
"Send your message to them using https://dicksbymail.com so it looks more like a prank instead of you violating a NDA",
"Get a cheap laptop for cash via Craig's list.\n\n\n\nGo to a place with public WiFi, \n\nInstall Google voice and dialer.\n\nand make your call.\n\nDestroy the laptop.",
"Best way is to send a letter and drop it in a street side mailbox where there are no cameras.",
"Write me a hand written letter with contact details. I'll deliver the message. P.m me.",
"Talk to am attorney.\n\nNDAs don't legally apply to most types of whistleblowing.\n\nBut you need to be sure and cover your ass/ have a life plan before you whistleblow.",
"Set up a dummy email account and send an email to the opposing law firm. Then delete the account. Do this on a public computer or using public wifi. Do not use a work computer under any circumstances, or work internet. That's easiest.",
"I’ll tell the law firm/company for you. HMU on a throwaway. Or use a temp email address from a computer that your company cannot trace. Maybe a friends computer with VPN and then email them yourself saying you know so and so a tthe company who has information.",
"If you send me a script, I could read it out loud and send you a voice recording. Then you could play it through a pay phone.",
"I'm pretty sure you can call regular numbers on textfree. Just make sure to modify your voice or something",
"I know your situation, write a letter on documents , print it, and send it to a local newspaper and they will whistleblow for you because its a juicy story. They did that for an offender supervision agency in DC and Nancy Ware the director had to stand before congress. Shes outta that bitch.",
"Hire me to do it for you for a price. Different country, different voice and I will use Tor. Perfect anonymity. I can also send international snail mail from here.",
"Have a friend order an edible arrangement or something from a prepaid sim to whoever you need to whistle to with a note saying something like \"For the best blow of your life call Firstname Lastname\" \n\nBasically a not that alludes to you whistle blowing, but could also be blown off as a friend trying to pull a joke on you or the company. \n\nOr maybe a singing telegram featuring Flo Rida's \"Whistle\"?",
"Go to the nearest largest medical facility, ask to use a phone and then make the call. Can only be traced back to their main line. Voice changing software - record message, play for said lawyer, and delete.",
"If you get caught it will be friends ratting you out. Any burner / disposable Sim is probably sufficient. \n\nIf you bother changing your voice you're getting extra points for style but probably not necessary",
"I would go with tails on usb, a place with public wifi but without cameras, going online via tor- browser and sending a mail over a fresh mail address. I think protonmail does not give out any logs because of their policies.\n\n(Since downloading tails puts your ip in a NSA database, let a friend download it for you. This step is irrelevant if you posted this thread from your home network on your own device.\nIf they suspect you and have the ability to find the download, they'd also find this post.)\n\n",
"Go to the library, there are ways to send anonymous text msgs from online services. Use one. \n\nOr have a friend ask a friend to ask another friend to call from a weird business phone and give the suggestion that under oath you would have information they need. \n\nCarrier pigeons are still a thing. \n\nSend a letter threw a ups store to another ups store with a letter inside to be forwarded from the second ups store to the lawyers from an anonymous source stating they need your information. \n\nVOIP from some random iPad you borrow from a kid on the street.",
"Get someone on reddit to deliver the message there are tons of people that would be willing to for free even.",
"Even if you do this, which is a bad idea imo, if the other company might behave ethically and get you in more trouble. Pepsi called the FBI when a disgruntled Coca cola employee tries to sell secrets. Don't do it OP go to the authorities.\n https://thehustle.co/coca-cola-stolen-recipe"
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"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. ",
"neighbours park their cars obstructing my own car from being able to back into my own drive because of their inconsiderate moronic idiocy. "
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"Not ULPT but posting anyway... \n\nCheck the MOT, tax and insurance status of the cars they don't use. \n\nReport to local council if not taxed and to the Police if no insurance or MOT.\n\nIf they don't have any, or some of these in place, it is illegal for the cars to be on the road. \n\nInsurance: https://ownvehicle.askmid.com/\n\n\nTax/MOT: https://vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/?_ga=2.139579377.334718717.1649034870-1187505182.1642181991",
"Get a set of 4 [wheel dollies ](https://www.harborfreight.com/1250-lb-capacity-vehicle-positioning-wheel-dolly-61917.html) push that shit in the middle of the road. Grab your dollies and let the police deal with it.",
"Unethical eh? Paint double yellow lines on the road across your drive entry. Buy a wheel clamp and clamp any cars that block your drive, pretty sure that’s a civil matter as well, charge them to release the car each time it happens.",
"Get a custom bumper sticker made that says something like \"I'm a total dick. What's your excuse?\" and slap it on his car.\n\nI'm doing this particular revenge tactic now.",
"Can't you just have them towed at their expense? I don't know how different it is in the UK but here in the US finding a shady towing company is pretty easy and they'll charge them obscene amounts of money to get their car back.\n\nPossible (hell likely illegal) solution but it'll cost you. Get some jack stands that have wheels. Jack up the car at night and move it somewhere that it is illegal to park. Let the law handle it from there.",
"Slash a few tires and call the tow or report abandoned/broke down vehicles\n\n",
"If you were in the U.S. I'd say take the registration stickers off in the middle of the night, then anonymously report it to the police. Then they can tow it because its an unregistered vehicle on a public road. But I did some research and it appears that the UK doesn't use these color coated stickers given out yearly like most states in the U.S. do. \n\n​\n\nInstead I guess you could buy some eggs and bologna and pay some local hooligans to do the dirty work for you.",
"Excavate the front of your place. Hire a bobcat digger person, create a nice big deep deep ditch that will be for… cables, pipes, a fence, or a moat. This can commence while vehicles are there perhaps they will fall in it, oh dear. Or leave with nowhere to return to.",
"Buy a donkey,\nChain it to their car. Now they can’t leave unless they have bolt cutters.\nWorks every time",
"Oftentimes, the first step to solving civil matters is to stop being so civil.",
"Just key their car, it requires minimal effort and it’s hard to prove it’s you unless they catch you in the act",
"Deflate some of the tyres and they'll soon find somewhere else to park.",
"Asshole manoeuvre of the neighbours who already have three cars, not using their own driveway?\n\nPut a lot of bird feeders around your property, and maybe some seed on theirs. Birds will shit. This will be annoying for you as well so may not be the best"
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"high school gave my younger brother a Chromebook but never asked for it back. It's been over a year now. He doesn't really use it, but it still is managed by the district (the administrator of the computer). How can I turn this into a personal computer? ",
"high school gave my younger brother a Chromebook but never asked for it back. It's been over a year now. He doesn't really use it, but it still is managed by the district (the administrator of the computer). How can I turn this into a personal computer? ",
"high school gave my younger brother a Chromebook but never asked for it back. It's been over a year now. He doesn't really use it, but it still is managed by the district (the administrator of the computer). How can I turn this into a personal computer? "
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"Just to be sure: buy a new hard drive and install a fresh copy of the OS. Keep the original drive in a drawer. If they ever ask for it back, you just swap the drive and return it as it was…",
"Schools usually don’t ask for them back because they get updated versions. I know this isn’t unethical but if you contact the administrator they could probably just unblock the device for you and it’ll be clean. Also eliminates the worry of them reaching out if they do happen to want it back if you were to wipe it.",
"Just make a bootable disk and install a new operating system. (Or reinstall the same OS)"
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"Landlord Unexpectedly Backed Out of Private Sale of House. How to make them reconsider? ",
"Landlord Unexpectedly Backed Out of Private Sale of House. How to make them reconsider? "
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"Develop an internet based (and obviously not linked directly to you) smear campaign. \n\nIf they have that much wealth and are worried about losing Medicaid, then there's plenty under the hood that could disqualify them as it is. \n\nAnd go all the way. Make them lose the medicaid and then they have a need for the capital from the sale.",
"Make her an offer she can't refuse. Or if the American media has taught me nothing else, just lie."
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"Someone purchased my Redeem Code on eBay, used it, then refunded the order. What can i do to his address? ",
"Someone purchased my Redeem Code on eBay, used it, then refunded the order. What can i do to his address? ",
"Someone purchased my Redeem Code on eBay, used it, then refunded the order. What can i do to his address? ",
"Someone purchased my Redeem Code on eBay, used it, then refunded the order. What can i do to his address? ",
"Someone purchased my Redeem Code on eBay, used it, then refunded the order. What can i do to his address? ",
"Someone purchased my Redeem Code on eBay, used it, then refunded the order. What can i do to his address? "
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"You don’t do anything with his address. You use all his neighbors addresses with the buyers name and send some freaky shit all around his neighborhood to be returned to him. Porn stuff, impotence monthly magazine, swinger catalogues, etc. Get creative. \n\nI had to get back at someone so anytime I was in a mail (car win contest) or someone had a MLM marketing box for a free massage I would enter them so their house would get spammed.",
"Something similar happened to me, it took 3 months for revenge but I got it. I kept waiting for the buyer who screwed me to post an item. I wrote down their user name so I wouldn’t have to save it on eBay as a favorite in case they checked into that. Anyway, I bought an item from them that cost twice the value of when they screwed me over. I filed a claim, got my money back, then sold their item to make a profit.",
"Dial 411 and see if you can get his phone number. Place a craigslist ad in his town. Chicken farmer retiring. 400 egg laying chickens free to good home. Se habla espanol.",
"Send a dildo without a box or whatever\n\nMaybe even worse, put a usted condom con the door handle",
"I simply told the guy the item didn’t work and asked for my money back. Of course he said it did work and wouldn’t give a refund. I filed a not as described request and said I could provide evidence of a defective item upon request. In said that I was willing to work the the seller but he isn’t willing to work with me. I was never asked for the evidence. The guy wanted the item back, but I said I couldn’t afford the return shipping, he would need to send me a label and packaging. He never did. If he did send me a label, I would have just sent him some rocks to satisfy the tracking and weight requirements.",
"I've never seen eBay side with or even pretend to give-a-damn about the buyer."
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"restrict my roommates thermostat electronically so he can't turn it above a certain temperature ",
"restrict my roommates thermostat electronically so he can't turn it above a certain temperature "
] | [
"that's really fucking hot lol, also, does your friend not know how to handle a thermostat or does he have unlimited money lol",
"I feel like maybe you should just be honest with him about how you feel and also just set the thermostat to a nice temperature and remove the knob"
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"How to avoid any legal trouble if I decide leave the current room I rent? (California) I live in California right now, I rent a room in a 5 bedroom apartment. I no longer need the room and plan to move out. I spoke to the roommate in charge of everything, and told him about subleasing the room. I told him that I would be subleasing it to a friend of mine who is looking for housing, and if my friend is no longer interested, I would just find someone else to take over my lease. If I don't find anyone, then I will be responsible to pay for my share of the rent, it's only fair. After hearing what I said, he completely exploded and told me that I signed a one year lease for the room. He told me he didn't want a stranger to live in the apartment (but when I moved in, I was the stranger). He then proceeded to insult me. He got real close to my face (similar like the scenes in Scare Straight). I honestly felt intimidated by this guy who is about 6 ft and bigger than me.\n\nI tried to reason with this guy, but it seems like there's no making him change his mind. I signed a lease, but didn't put any personal information apart from my name. I didn't even put my SSN and there's no co-signer either. I don't know what should do.\n\nI am thinking of just leaving, and blocking this guy. Avoiding him at all costs.\n\nAs previously mentioned, I had already found someone who was interested in the room, and would take over the remaining months of my lease, but my roommate will not accept my request.\n\n\nAnything helps out! \n\nThanks!",
"How to avoid any legal trouble if I decide leave the current room I rent? (California) I live in California right now, I rent a room in a 5 bedroom apartment. I no longer need the room and plan to move out. I spoke to the roommate in charge of everything, and told him about subleasing the room. I told him that I would be subleasing it to a friend of mine who is looking for housing, and if my friend is no longer interested, I would just find someone else to take over my lease. If I don't find anyone, then I will be responsible to pay for my share of the rent, it's only fair. After hearing what I said, he completely exploded and told me that I signed a one year lease for the room. He told me he didn't want a stranger to live in the apartment (but when I moved in, I was the stranger). He then proceeded to insult me. He got real close to my face (similar like the scenes in Scare Straight). I honestly felt intimidated by this guy who is about 6 ft and bigger than me.\n\nI tried to reason with this guy, but it seems like there's no making him change his mind. I signed a lease, but didn't put any personal information apart from my name. I didn't even put my SSN and there's no co-signer either. I don't know what should do.\n\nI am thinking of just leaving, and blocking this guy. Avoiding him at all costs.\n\nAs previously mentioned, I had already found someone who was interested in the room, and would take over the remaining months of my lease, but my roommate will not accept my request.\n\n\nAnything helps out! \n\nThanks!",
"How to avoid any legal trouble if I decide leave the current room I rent? (California) I live in California right now, I rent a room in a 5 bedroom apartment. I no longer need the room and plan to move out. I spoke to the roommate in charge of everything, and told him about subleasing the room. I told him that I would be subleasing it to a friend of mine who is looking for housing, and if my friend is no longer interested, I would just find someone else to take over my lease. If I don't find anyone, then I will be responsible to pay for my share of the rent, it's only fair. After hearing what I said, he completely exploded and told me that I signed a one year lease for the room. He told me he didn't want a stranger to live in the apartment (but when I moved in, I was the stranger). He then proceeded to insult me. He got real close to my face (similar like the scenes in Scare Straight). I honestly felt intimidated by this guy who is about 6 ft and bigger than me.\n\nI tried to reason with this guy, but it seems like there's no making him change his mind. I signed a lease, but didn't put any personal information apart from my name. I didn't even put my SSN and there's no co-signer either. I don't know what should do.\n\nI am thinking of just leaving, and blocking this guy. Avoiding him at all costs.\n\nAs previously mentioned, I had already found someone who was interested in the room, and would take over the remaining months of my lease, but my roommate will not accept my request.\n\n\nAnything helps out! \n\nThanks!",
"How to avoid any legal trouble if I decide leave the current room I rent? (California) I live in California right now, I rent a room in a 5 bedroom apartment. I no longer need the room and plan to move out. I spoke to the roommate in charge of everything, and told him about subleasing the room. I told him that I would be subleasing it to a friend of mine who is looking for housing, and if my friend is no longer interested, I would just find someone else to take over my lease. If I don't find anyone, then I will be responsible to pay for my share of the rent, it's only fair. After hearing what I said, he completely exploded and told me that I signed a one year lease for the room. He told me he didn't want a stranger to live in the apartment (but when I moved in, I was the stranger). He then proceeded to insult me. He got real close to my face (similar like the scenes in Scare Straight). I honestly felt intimidated by this guy who is about 6 ft and bigger than me.\n\nI tried to reason with this guy, but it seems like there's no making him change his mind. I signed a lease, but didn't put any personal information apart from my name. I didn't even put my SSN and there's no co-signer either. I don't know what should do.\n\nI am thinking of just leaving, and blocking this guy. Avoiding him at all costs.\n\nAs previously mentioned, I had already found someone who was interested in the room, and would take over the remaining months of my lease, but my roommate will not accept my request.\n\n\nAnything helps out! \n\nThanks!"
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"I'm not a citizen of US, but here in Europe you can break every contract in every way, for whatever reason. \n\nFirst of all, I don't know if it's a good idea to let someone you know inside the apartment, due to the dude's behavior you were talking before. \n\nDon't you have an early termination clause? That's fairly common I think..\n\nHere what I found that can be useful:\n\n\"There are very specific rules that must be followed to break a lease due to major defects. Here’s how to break a lease in CA under California Civil Code §1942.\n\nWhen a property is uninhabitable, a tenant can also choose to move out without notice. California Civil Code §1941.1 lists conditions that make a unit uninhabitable. This includes:\n\nA lack of effective waterproofing\nA lack of working heating\nA lack of hot and cold running water\nPlumbing or gas that is not in safe, working order\nA lack of electricity in good, working order\nConditions that may affect your health such as mold, insufficient ventilation, or unsanitary conditions\nIf your unit has major health or safety violations that make it uninhabitable, you must inform the landlord about the condition and give them a “reasonable” amount of time to correct it. The amount of time you need to wait isn’t legally defined and depends on the circumstances. You can further protect yourself by contacting the County Health Department or Building Inspector to document the conditions, getting statements from other tenants, and taking photos of the conditions.\"",
"Was the lease with the landlord or with the roommate. Because itd be expensive to actually attempt enforcement. You could also talk to the landlord directly and let him know youre moving out and plan to sublet. I know some states require a landlord to accept a subtenant so long as they meet the criteria",
"Next time you correspond, make sure you are recording vid on your phone and inform him you were hoping the proposal you made would be amicable, but due to the confrontational behavior, he displayed towards you previously, your attorney has advised you that it's probably best for you to break the lease and leave.\n\nIf/when he asks why, inform him you do not appreciate the physical intimidation to visited upon you - getting up in your face as he did.\n\nYou never know if he took pics of your vehicle license plate/s or other clearly identifying information so - at the very least, you'll have some recoded proof that your living situation became untenable at best.\n\nOnce you have recorded this discussion, let him know your offer to find a replacement roommate is more than justified because California law REQUIRES your landlord must make reasonable efforts to re-rent your unit—no matter what your reason for leaving—rather than charge you for the total remaining rent due under the lease. (Cal. Civ. Code § 1951.2 (2022)\n\nBecause California requires landlords to take reasonable steps to keep their losses to a minimum—or to \"mitigate damages\" in legal terms, your only legal obligation is to pay amount of rent the landlord loses because you moved out early. \n\nIf you have already found - or intent to find - a replacement who meets the same standards they required for you (ie, can pass a background check) and he's willing to pay the same monthly fee agreed to on your lease, then your landlord MUST ACCEPT YOUR OFFER! \n\nAt this point, he's likely to realize he has no leg to stand on... His only viable option is to accept your offer. So if you have this convo recorded and he attempts to collect from you in the future, at least you will have plenty peace of mind - knowing you met the minimum reqs under the law! 👍💁🏻♀️\n\nCheers ~\n\n- https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/tenants-right-break-rental-lease-california.htmli",
"Leave in the middle of the night and don't leave a forwarding address. He'll need to sue you. If he does just leave the state."
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"our old landlord was a nosy, disrespectful, insufferable PoS. Apparently my partner and their coworker found that the property we rented in (a house, not an apartment complex) is listed as \"Owner occupant\". ",
"our old landlord was a nosy, disrespectful, insufferable PoS. Apparently my partner and their coworker found that the property we rented in (a house, not an apartment complex) is listed as \"Owner occupant\". ",
"our old landlord was a nosy, disrespectful, insufferable PoS. Apparently my partner and their coworker found that the property we rented in (a house, not an apartment complex) is listed as \"Owner occupant\". ",
"our old landlord was a nosy, disrespectful, insufferable PoS. Apparently my partner and their coworker found that the property we rented in (a house, not an apartment complex) is listed as \"Owner occupant\". "
] | [
"Your county property appraiser will most definitely care! Landlord should not be getting homestead exemption if it is not owner occupied. Call your local government property appraiser and rat him out.",
"If the landlord has has this property more than a few years owner occupied doesn't really mean anything. If it was brand new lending they could have the loan recalled but other than that no.",
"The only people that would care about that is the bank, or whoever is loaning him money.. if there is loans through the property. You get higher interest rates if you don't live there.. becomes classified as investment. So bank would want to restructure the loans he has, if they have any on that property. But also.. sometimes. No one cares.. but bank might. Technically they losing money.",
"I feel like it might bring residual trouble to you guys if you did. I would at least check with the law in the property’s location to see if tenants are in anyway liable for what was essentially under the table rent im assuming"
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"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty ",
"I was sent a higher-quality product by mistake and now have to make a claim under the warranty "
] | [
"You should be in contact with customer service! At my job we send a new/better product to the customer if we dont have the purchased product at the time in stock.. they can upgrade your product but cant downgrade, you should get a replacement for the newer headphone model",
"Theyre out the Bose QC35ii’s so have just sent you the QC45s instead. Normal. They should fix it for your normally.",
"Don't forget, both of these models cost the company pennies on the dollar to make. They don't really care which ones you get, it's much more important to them that you're a happy customer.",
"So... inside warranty you have had to exchange it twice? It might not be as high quality as you might think it is.",
"Yeah, I had a cheap 'factory second' oven. It was defective, replaced with a newer model that wasn't a second, and then replaced again by that model. \n\nSo finally I have an oven that works.",
"Or just but the new ones at a big box store and then return the old ones in the box...",
"Most warranty policies on products will mention that a potential resolution is that the manufacturer may either attempt to repair a defective product or provide a replacement that is of equal or better quality or value, before considering a refund. This is a consequence of laws that require them to have a policy along those lines.\n\nIt appears when you initially purchased and received your defective product, they provided a replacement of better quality. So you should just explain that to them as such. \"I bought this it was defective, and I was provided this better one as a replacement because none of the model I originally purchased were available\".\n\nWhen they gave you the replacement product that product is suppose to be under warranty just the same. They need to provide a replacement of equal or lesser value to your replacement. The only thing that might matter is time frame. If the warranty was only for a certain amount of time, their obligations typically start and stop based on when that initial purchase occurred.\n\nYou shouldn't need to do anything unethical.",
"Just buy a new one and return the old one saying defective: then you have the sales receipt if it becomes an issue again",
"I would say to sell them on craigslist and buy ones that actually work lol. They sent you 2 separately defective pairs?",
"I mean, as a law student, my guess would be you could get them covered (assuming you’re in the U.S). I can’t give any real advice, but what I can tell you is where to look. Go look up implied warranties (under Magnusun-Moss Warranties Act) and non-conforming goods (under UCC).\n\nEven if you can’t make heads or tails of it, just being able to throw those things out if they try to deny coverage will probably help",
"Besides all of the nice shit, there are laws in the United States in place to prevent a certain type of scams that essentially mean if a product is sent to you it's yours."
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"How can I use GoFundMe or a similar site to separate stupid people from their money and take it for myself? ",
"How can I use GoFundMe or a similar site to separate stupid people from their money and take it for myself? "
] | [
"Historically, someone sold solar powered clothes dryers, and then sent the buyers a clothesline.",
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"If you could make up your entire resume and references without getting caught, which job would be the easiest to get away with while making the highest salary? ",
"If you could make up your entire resume and references without getting caught, which job would be the easiest to get away with while making the highest salary? "
] | [
"Depends. Find a very poorly ran company with leadership that's all drunks with low IQs and you should be set. However they might be terrible to work for.",
"Sales. Compensation varies widely, companies fail all the time, and there usually isn't any registrations or licenses that can be checked."
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"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? ",
"What can I mail to someone I hate without them being able to ever find out who sent it? "
] | [
"There’s a company that will anonymously deliver shit to someone’s door. You can choose from a bunch of different species of poo. https://www.shitexpress.com/ It looks like they have horse shit and elephant shit at the moment.",
"If they're married then send their spouse a text from a burner saying you've been having an affair for the past year and are very sorry.",
"Glitter. Send loads of glitter and package it in a way where, when opened, the bottom just falls out and it goes everywhere. Glitter is the hardest thing to get rid of when you make a mess with it.",
"There's a dick shipping service, I can't remember if it's www.bagofdicks.com or www.shipadick.com or what, but if not then googling something similar will bring it up.",
"You can send shit, there is a website that mails shit, different types of animal shit anonymously",
"USPS doesn’t require return addresses for standard mail if you drop it in the post boxes outside the store",
"Use their address to sign up for every valuepak, newpaper ads, and anything else you can find.",
"There's a company that will [anonymously mail a bag of dicks to someone](https://dicksbymail.com)",
"Send it to a non extisting location with his address as the sender, it returns to him instead. Not sure about the legalities ;)"
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6,
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"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? ",
"Could I get away with not paying rent after my check didn’t clear and my landlord is likely to not notice? "
] | [
"I mean, there's no way anyone here is going to be able to give you an accurate answer because there's no way we could know. Sounds more like you're looking for someone to give you permission to, so go for it man. Worst case scenario, you get evicted",
"Yeah they will definitely notice eventually, bank statements are pretty easy to read and it will show a bounced check. They will notice as soon as he checks, if you want to keep the good relationship with your landlord I would pay up. If not worst case you get evicted.",
"Itll catch up to you. It did for your neighbor. Pull that a few times, and you'll getting asked to pay up in full or kick rocks. Bet 5 months of rent was hard to part with all at once. Pay your bills!",
"You sure you should call it “saving” $500?\nNot stealing it?\n\nAs you can see from your roommate example, sooner or later they will notice and they will try to recover money.\n\nIf they realize there was a mistake they might not want to charge you late fees, but if they discover you were malicious about it they will expect you to pay them past due rent with late payment fee and the bounced check fee.",
"They will notice. Things might look disorganized but when it comes to money coming in. They know what each door should be bringing in each month. And then you will have late fees on top of that. If they have done you right for 5 years.. why try and get over on them? Especially in the current housing market we live in now days. \nUnderstand there is another tenant willing to take your place when the lease is up, and willing to pay more than you each month.",
"Probably won’t get away with it I’m sure they might notice eventually. Try it and worst case u have to pay the 500 beans.",
"I don't know too many business owners who would miss hundreds of dollars, but sure. Go for it. Lol",
"My (large) company owed a medium sized company $6,000 that was due four years ago, but for some reason, we forgot to pay it. We deal with this company all the time, but both of us missed it. It only got found because someone in my company decided to go looking for random stuff like this.\n\nSo yes, it can definitely get overlooked. All these folks saying it will be found have no idea how a small business works. \n\nI'd advise you to not let it happen again though. Once they find it once, they'll likely review your account to check for other instances."
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"I got new and better insurance and my windshield was already broken. How long do I need to wait to get it replaced as to not raise suspicion? ",
"I got new and better insurance and my windshield was already broken. How long do I need to wait to get it replaced as to not raise suspicion? "
] | [
"They literally do not care how long you wait, they’ll just raise your premium on the next cycle. Might as well just pay a windshield company to replace it, I had it done on my SUV and it costs less than $200.",
"I actually damaged my boat the day I got insurance on it....I waited one month...."
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"What’s the shittiest thing I can do anonymously to a neighbour (or their property) in my apartment block with no chance of being caught? ",
"What’s the shittiest thing I can do anonymously to a neighbour (or their property) in my apartment block with no chance of being caught? ",
"What’s the shittiest thing I can do anonymously to a neighbour (or their property) in my apartment block with no chance of being caught? ",
"What’s the shittiest thing I can do anonymously to a neighbour (or their property) in my apartment block with no chance of being caught? ",
"What’s the shittiest thing I can do anonymously to a neighbour (or their property) in my apartment block with no chance of being caught? ",
"What’s the shittiest thing I can do anonymously to a neighbour (or their property) in my apartment block with no chance of being caught? "
] | [
"You could post on an adult website an upcoming all in gangbang and list their address, so they have a ton of randy and seedy people showing up one evening",
"Find their water heater, and turn it off, by cutting off the gas supply for a minute then reopen to leave it looking like it's supposed to be on. Do it at random moments but about once a week... inspectors will eventually recommend upgrading to a new water heater.",
"Shit in a container and drop it on their door step. Repeat at random times. If they're cameras around be sure to cover them or wear disguise. ",
"Problem is that the likelihood of getting caught is tied to how shitty it is. You take a dump on their front door, they’ll be pissed but probably won’t put a ton of effort into finding out who did it. You fill their gas tank with sugar and ruin the engine, they’re probably going to put in a lot more effort to find you. If it’s an apartment block there are probably a lot of cameras or people around...\n\nYou could leave an anonymous IRS tip about tax avoidance so the guy gets audited, that’s shitty and unlikely to have bad consequences for you. \n\nAlso depends if you want to do something big or just a series of small things that slowly drives them insane. I tend to play the long game, so would be more likely to do a whole bunch of small things constantly that would slowly make them lose it.",
"I know someone poured fresh piss, no a lot of fresh piss into their drying clothes in the communal laundry tumble dryer. The embedded fresh piss becomes skank piss odour very quick. ",
"Bake or cook them something and \"accidentally\" put something unsavory in there. \n\nMaybe you \"misread\" the chocolate laxative as just chocolate, maybe you \"accidentally\" left it on the counter in the hot sun all day, maybe you don't know how to cook with alcohol and you kinda put it on last. Maybe someone has a non life threatening allergy that isn't known. Maybe there's drugs in it and you complain of drug use and try to get them drug tested as proof. You could also make it really poorly and then eat with them so they at least have to stomach one portion. You could even make it great and just put bodily fluids in it. \n\nThough it's very fun to think about, taking \"revenge\" is not the right way to go. Either your shite neibors are violating rules or laws and management or police should be involved or you kind of just have to let it go. I'm assuming you have directly talked to them. Either way best of luck!"
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1,
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"How do I make my neughbours that party with alcohol and VERY loud musuc till 5 am stop. ",
"How do I make my neughbours that party with alcohol and VERY loud musuc till 5 am stop. ",
"How do I make my neughbours that party with alcohol and VERY loud musuc till 5 am stop. ",
"How do I make my neughbours that party with alcohol and VERY loud musuc till 5 am stop. "
] | [
"Call DSS and tell them about the kids in danger. Are those kids there while partying is going all night? Put up some really powerful flood lights attached to your house if it works....pointing right at where they party, lights can kill the mood quickly. Also, document everything and keep calling the cops. Whenever it sounds frantic over there, tell the cops there is a fight going on. They will show up right away and be very insistent on breaking things up. Also get some fancy ear plugs or sleep headphones, you're in for a long battle. Just don't do anything stupid out of frustration.",
"So you have a loud sound box of your own? Do you have a friends place to sleep at?\n\nIf so: sleep at the friends, get up around 5am, go to your home, start your music on the loudest volume your sound system offers.",
"If cops have not been helpful....they most likely have an undercover agent with an active case dealing with them.\n\nThis sounds like normal procedure...in next 6 months....other shoe will drop.",
"Have more fun in life. Join them. Maybe life is trying to tell you that you're boring."
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