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@haveamaddieday there's a picture on gimp that I have to use to know where to shade so
@CockyAmendola hey boy
Shooting star
My mom keeps saying \there's lots of fish in the sea\" but UGH THE ONLY SCALES I'LL BE KISSING ARE THE ONES THAT SAY I LOST 10 LBS GOD MOM."
And sometimes you can't help but get excited about how white your whites are. #laundrytweet
Look at it personally, @Minimo1zero, the fans love you.
Force-hurling Tahiri into the two confused guards standing at his back.
drove by and saw @haleemarion working it up \ud83d\udc4c
...But missed my man @mattquinlan98
Game stop is so gay
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Lake water grosses me out
WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP I DON'T CARE \u270c
I have to wait forever to see collin....soo annoying
Jeezy Pete \ud83d\ude02
Dude, obviously alot of people have problems with me that don't want to say anything to my face?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus
Jacey is beautiful
If you think of me as a friend please bring me something to eat
I hate Texting first allllll the time. If they want to talk they'll text you as much you text them.
Can seniors on senior release leave early today?
Drive safe. The cars insured, you're not. #thingsmydadsays
Wow I was just thinking how its been over 5 years since Herbie and I's first date.. June 22nd 2008 \ud83d\ude35 #woahhh
@Jonahthegreat are you on any drugs
Coffee...stat! \u2615
@kelly_naomi_ I left my charger in Utah tell dad i need a new one or i can go back this weekend for conference! tell hi to email me or some
@barbjg12 your so freaking cute!!
Remember the little red button? Push the little red button #MIB #getoutofmyway
I really hate when people assume everything
I wish I'd skipped the makers
@_ShitNobodySays time warner cable offers the best of everything
I would love to know wtf my mom does in CVS for 19 hours like the stores not that big
I can't get over this beautiful weather we have Been having. \ud83d\ude0d
Why are normal/everyday sounds 1000x more scary/creepy when you're alone and it's night. Even a door closing scares the shit outta me
How is exam week going to function now?
Give her butterflies when she won't admit it.
Found 'The League' on Netflix. This is not good. Re-watching it from season one \ud83d\udc4c #TheLeague #BestShow
You go Jason!
There's a 30% chance....that it's already raining. #yourewelcome
@BDemaggio \ud83d\ude18
Lebron is not human
So no one told you life was gonna be this way \n\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\n#Friends
@alyskaa I do love me some Klaroline!
@smdniggaaa nice
I wish I didn't have to work today , that would mean I would have a day off from school and work.
@OG_DieselGod third! I texted you!
@guitargirl1222 @Faintly_Macabre It could be a new spin on Aerosmith - 'Grannie's got a Gun'
This kid better buy my car...
Walking outside for the first time today.... And realized how green everyone is :/
@BigMoneyAzich Would you date me? WELL. HMMM. THIS IS ANONYMOUS SO THAT QUESTION WAS POINTLESS
@elizabethxeck lmao! this is exactly why i can't trust you! ;)
@drowsygod_ well you're sabotaging it right now! Lmfao.
Taylor says \Eric you have a girl who's willing to be your DD, with DD's.\" Haha made my whole night."
Lost the remote #whatsnew
I've never wanted to be home more then I do right now
@Racha__el i miss you too \ud83d\ude2d i screwed up and never got ahold of you like i planned \ud83d\ude16
Mollie just told me she hopes I get breast cancer and die. Cool cool.
@KatjaKassin_ I think u will do just fine with or without the whole hair thing.
Hey. If you have ever cut yourself and you aren't afraid to talk about it will you DM me?
I wish I was duck hunting right now
So anyone else wanna come spend a night next to a fire with me?
Chicago with my babe in 4 days :)
Colts are incredibly well coached. #SNF #DENvsIND
If @mikglatt isn't the hottest centahna then I don't know who is \ud83d\ude0d
Congrats to @official_tWitch and @Allisonholker on getting married \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc70\ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc8d\ud83c\udf82 #bosswedding2013 #DanceTheNightAway \ud83d\udc9a
Text, tweet, snap, nap, and drive! #eventfuldrive
Everyday I wake up I feel I have school the next day
Why in HELL am I watching Toddlers & Tiaras? #likeatrainwreck
@LandonValentine @evilherbivore17 @michellemalkin go do something constructive instead of attempting to belittle&disrespect strangers
@KaciSlaven @damon_richie exactly!!!! It would be no fun at all\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\udc4d
Seeing @L_Laby @JacStipo @K_Nest11 and @brittbono29 was def the highlight of my night last night #rwu #loveitttt \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc97
She is on it tonight #Idol
Just saw this girl wearing camo pants camo jacket and combat boots... Holy basic \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude37
@kattquinn VERY haha
When you have someone play a role in you movie trailer and you cant remember their name<<<< #sosorry #screwed @kt_chicky
WE DONT CARE
i know for damn sure that i'm going to warped your next summer, no excuses anymore
Drop everything and hang out with me \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude06
@jeremyANDROGYNY when'd you get a citation?
I need more friends that are willing to give me back rubs
I'll show you the devil if that's what you really want
@joeybones666 dodging cocks is one of the workout videos. I got lots of tips of you have trouble.
Very, very chippy...should make the game at the Stroh fun.
@ihoIdthekey \ud83d\udc95
Halfway to 1000 @DominicPascale
@SarahProkop arent i just the bestest??!?!?!??
If I can get through this year without a mental breakdown it will be a miracle.
If I has to describe my legs I'd say they are tator tots lil nubby tator tots
@AdeleAngela0142 @kaitlyn_kromer @kkelemen11 so proud of youuuuu
I wanna do something today it's no nice
@King_Jordyy sounds good!
Why am I not asleep ?\ud83d\ude34
@C_McClure_ I literally sent it to like 15 people...i guess people just don't appreciate my comedic gift.
@Saarahh07 I will haul my new horse to you .
Are there any cute 4-6 graders?
@thedreammonster I ate my twin in the womb
$12 pair of jeans #score
@J_Squared4 Ha alright JJ!
@Sabrina_Sanborn I feel like a slice of butter, melting on a big ole pile of flap jacks
@lilasc Get on the stationary bike tomorrow for 20-30 minutes. Trust me.