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@haveamaddieday there's a picture on gimp that I have to use to know where to shade so
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@CockyAmendola hey boy
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Shooting star
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My mom keeps saying \there's lots of fish in the sea\" but UGH THE ONLY SCALES I'LL BE KISSING ARE THE ONES THAT SAY I LOST 10 LBS GOD MOM."
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And sometimes you can't help but get excited about how white your whites are. #laundrytweet
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Look at it personally, @Minimo1zero, the fans love you.
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Force-hurling Tahiri into the two confused guards standing at his back.
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drove by and saw @haleemarion working it up \ud83d\udc4c
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...But missed my man @mattquinlan98
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Game stop is so gay
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Lake water grosses me out
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WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP I DON'T CARE \u270c
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I have to wait forever to see collin....soo annoying
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Jeezy Pete \ud83d\ude02
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Dude, obviously alot of people have problems with me that don't want to say anything to my face?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus
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Jacey is beautiful
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If you think of me as a friend please bring me something to eat
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I hate Texting first allllll the time. If they want to talk they'll text you as much you text them.
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Can seniors on senior release leave early today?
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Drive safe. The cars insured, you're not. #thingsmydadsays
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Wow I was just thinking how its been over 5 years since Herbie and I's first date.. June 22nd 2008 \ud83d\ude35 #woahhh
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@Jonahthegreat are you on any drugs
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Coffee...stat! \u2615
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@kelly_naomi_ I left my charger in Utah tell dad i need a new one or i can go back this weekend for conference! tell hi to email me or some
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@barbjg12 your so freaking cute!!
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Remember the little red button? Push the little red button #MIB #getoutofmyway
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I really hate when people assume everything
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I wish I'd skipped the makers
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@_ShitNobodySays time warner cable offers the best of everything
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I would love to know wtf my mom does in CVS for 19 hours like the stores not that big
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I can't get over this beautiful weather we have Been having. \ud83d\ude0d
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Why are normal/everyday sounds 1000x more scary/creepy when you're alone and it's night. Even a door closing scares the shit outta me
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How is exam week going to function now?
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Give her butterflies when she won't admit it.
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Found 'The League' on Netflix. This is not good. Re-watching it from season one \ud83d\udc4c #TheLeague #BestShow
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You go Jason!
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There's a 30% chance....that it's already raining. #yourewelcome
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@BDemaggio \ud83d\ude18
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Lebron is not human
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way \n\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\n#Friends
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@alyskaa I do love me some Klaroline!
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@smdniggaaa nice
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I wish I didn't have to work today , that would mean I would have a day off from school and work.
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@OG_DieselGod third! I texted you!
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@guitargirl1222 @Faintly_Macabre It could be a new spin on Aerosmith - 'Grannie's got a Gun'
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This kid better buy my car...
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Walking outside for the first time today.... And realized how green everyone is :/
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@BigMoneyAzich Would you date me? WELL. HMMM. THIS IS ANONYMOUS SO THAT QUESTION WAS POINTLESS
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@elizabethxeck lmao! this is exactly why i can't trust you! ;)
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@drowsygod_ well you're sabotaging it right now! Lmfao.
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Taylor says \Eric you have a girl who's willing to be your DD, with DD's.\" Haha made my whole night."
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Lost the remote #whatsnew
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I've never wanted to be home more then I do right now
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@Racha__el i miss you too \ud83d\ude2d i screwed up and never got ahold of you like i planned \ud83d\ude16
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Mollie just told me she hopes I get breast cancer and die. Cool cool.
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@KatjaKassin_ I think u will do just fine with or without the whole hair thing.
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Hey. If you have ever cut yourself and you aren't afraid to talk about it will you DM me?
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I wish I was duck hunting right now
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So anyone else wanna come spend a night next to a fire with me?
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Chicago with my babe in 4 days :)
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Colts are incredibly well coached. #SNF #DENvsIND
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If @mikglatt isn't the hottest centahna then I don't know who is \ud83d\ude0d
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Congrats to @official_tWitch and @Allisonholker on getting married \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc70\ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc8d\ud83c\udf82 #bosswedding2013 #DanceTheNightAway \ud83d\udc9a
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Text, tweet, snap, nap, and drive! #eventfuldrive
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Everyday I wake up I feel I have school the next day
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Why in HELL am I watching Toddlers & Tiaras? #likeatrainwreck
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@LandonValentine @evilherbivore17 @michellemalkin go do something constructive instead of attempting to belittle&disrespect strangers
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@KaciSlaven @damon_richie exactly!!!! It would be no fun at all\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\udc4d
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Seeing @L_Laby @JacStipo @K_Nest11 and @brittbono29 was def the highlight of my night last night #rwu #loveitttt \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc97
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She is on it tonight #Idol
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Just saw this girl wearing camo pants camo jacket and combat boots... Holy basic \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude37
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@kattquinn VERY haha
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When you have someone play a role in you movie trailer and you cant remember their name<<<< #sosorry #screwed @kt_chicky
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WE DONT CARE
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i know for damn sure that i'm going to warped your next summer, no excuses anymore
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Drop everything and hang out with me \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude06
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@jeremyANDROGYNY when'd you get a citation?
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I need more friends that are willing to give me back rubs
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I'll show you the devil if that's what you really want
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@joeybones666 dodging cocks is one of the workout videos. I got lots of tips of you have trouble.
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Very, very chippy...should make the game at the Stroh fun.
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@ihoIdthekey \ud83d\udc95
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Halfway to 1000 @DominicPascale
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@SarahProkop arent i just the bestest??!?!?!??
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If I can get through this year without a mental breakdown it will be a miracle.
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If I has to describe my legs I'd say they are tator tots lil nubby tator tots
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@AdeleAngela0142 @kaitlyn_kromer @kkelemen11 so proud of youuuuu
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I wanna do something today it's no nice
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@King_Jordyy sounds good!
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Why am I not asleep ?\ud83d\ude34
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@C_McClure_ I literally sent it to like 15 people...i guess people just don't appreciate my comedic gift.
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@Saarahh07 I will haul my new horse to you .
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Are there any cute 4-6 graders?
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@thedreammonster I ate my twin in the womb
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$12 pair of jeans #score
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@J_Squared4 Ha alright JJ!
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@Sabrina_Sanborn I feel like a slice of butter, melting on a big ole pile of flap jacks
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@lilasc Get on the stationary bike tomorrow for 20-30 minutes. Trust me.
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