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@AmberElaina I had a Pumpkin Pie blizzard today
@DoubleX_Lexx is cool
@RyannLakelyn rude
@TheFlyestJD im gonna go again in a couple of weeks! I love it!
Driving back to Nebraska...
@m_gadreau I hope you are doing well pretty girl, how's everything going?
Do not feel good.
@TommyC357 I saw you on Friday.
Last name ever first name greatest
@That_Runner15 did you make state
Dozing off on the way to work probably means it's gonna be a long night
@petit_kristen last 2 tweets are so true
Wait.... so what is tomorrow? ?
Today is going to be rough
Okay, @NikkiLoomis9 we have to finish this pitcher in A HALF HOUR #cheers \ud83c\udf7b
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here!! #BackToTheFuture
I love you @AdamGreene6
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That was a routine pop-fly #piratessuck
It actually feels like summer today.
Throwing down for the very last time this weekend.
I actually got a decent amount of sleep last night lmao
Surround yourself with greatness
@DavidGjonajj and I have 10% and u posted that 10 seconds ago..
@NoVinSky_SCx5 they beat everyone in the beginning of the year idk what's going on with them
I just need to sleep for the next like 3 days
@Q_Man_21 no man I am cause it's pointless
Don't bring us into school if you're just gonna herd us into the cafeteria
I'd rather spend the entire day at planet than anywhere else #homeawayfromhome
Just sat in the bank drive through for 10 mins while the lady awkwardly looked at me & finally asked if she could help me. Uh duh? \ud83d\ude11
@FrannieMaeRocks Completely agree. They don't realize we don't want mad drama, we want the cuteness that Livid got.
@notch thanks for reminding me! Have to DVR it.
@bonneur lmfao! I don't think hula girl or cactus jack can lift a quick fill... Just sayin \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\ude0f
\This might be illegal...\""
@HoosierLottery @Colts I love #ColtsNation because their owner @JimIrsay is such a generous person and it's a classy organization
I seriously think I'm gonna stop drinking. I ALWAYS get such a bad emotional \hangover\" the next day. Why in the fuck am I so sad? \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude12"
@TheMannZacc I've put thought in to this one, I like the sentimental surprise and I think your mom would too!!
I'm only as strong as my internet signal.
At least 302 times
@a_thompson726 you aren't ignorant, you're just an idiot. \ud83d\udc81
It's never enough to say I'm sorry
This cough has got to go . \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude24
Dinner \u263a @mackwhite1994
Choosing between Michigan and Louisville is like choosing between two shit sandwiches. I'll starve first. #nothankyou. #bbn.
Goddamn. SO MANY AWKWARD MOMENTS.
I want you so bad but you make me feel meaningless
People and guns hahaha #giveitup
@PrinceAladdin10 Although, batman wasn't much of a bball player
#CallOutSomebodyBeautiful @DKauf13 :)
@abbi_pagano @Lannom02 Wow this is terrible news.
Missing you in my head.
No school for me tomorrow \ud83d\ude0a
@jweyndling1 #freshmanprobs
@Lexie_Kilgore ya me too. He said that he still loves me and he promises were gonna be okay, and get back together.
@Jessicalulz yum
@clifford_ross I failed my math and chem exam
@JoshLoncarevich Sams Club and the Dollar store.
When your 150 pound dog thinks he's a lap dog. Ahhh, I love my animals.
Can I go back to sleep? #iwish
@KelseyMcSorley1 no no I'm not! Cause there's a bunch of mean ones about me on his.
That @taylorswift13 Diet Come commercial \ud83d\udc4d
Yep, you're always the victim. Never did a damn thing wrong to anybody.
Making the best of today. Hoping it's better tomorrow. \ud83d\udc4d
@NickDelrusso @AndrewCosenza @arangersfan77 @Austin_Dave05 haha military school in kentucky
How am I getting home though I have work soon
@shodge725 aren't you at the mall?
Sometimes I miss Fraser still
Praying this job is 1st and that I actually GET IT!
My biggest college fears right now are getting lost and not being able to find a bathroom. #RealTalk
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It's about to be over once I'm back though.. I'm legitimately pissed off about being set back.
Sharing a room with my brother - this will be the end of me. 2 weeks so far and I'm ready & willing to sleep in my parents bedroom.\ud83d\ude2d
@Lightjules12 thanks!! Yes less than 24 hours! :)
Maybe if I was nicer to people I would have friends
@AlyssaAntosz singles 2
MLB - Former Diamondbacks TV analyst Mark Grace sentenced to four months in jail after pleading guilty to DUI
I wish I could sleep in study hall :(
My boyfriend just googled Anne Frank jokes at dinner. @GOpackGO570 classy (;
@paaigeehorn that is one lucky dude... I'm jealous of him
I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER\ud83d\ude0d
#fuckkapernickandthe49erz
I'm 18 and I still laugh when someone says penis #immature
Sooo tired don't feel good excited for tonight getting my nails done then going to my friends house for the night
I want a damn sleeping pill..can't sleep.
i wonder how many 9 year olds are getting iphones this christmas \ud83d\ude23
Hey @_teapotts drinking your chocolate milk you left \ud83d\ude18
\u201c@TheFunWorId: every year I realize how stupid I was the year before\u201d @Camey_Swafford our daily convo \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\ude02
I love to dress up even when I'm not going anywhere
Omfg, \nSeriously? \nYou don't get your way do you call my mom? \nI didn't listen much at 16 that's not gonna change at 21.
I swear this mom told this girl she's talking to \bye\" 4 times and we're still standing here."
@Smitester Because all roads eventually lead back to Supernatural.
Does anyone know why there's a road block by burrows?
@kalsobby12 oh I just did \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude1c
Explaining things to my dad pisses me off cause he'll just walk away when I'm trying to freaking tell him something
@swilmo1 \ud83d\udca9
Just fell IN LOVE with a little boy I waited on, he gave me a hug when he left \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01 #cutestlittleboyever
PLEASE LET ME GET THROUGH THIS DAY WITHOUT CUSSING EVERYONE.
THE MASTERS
I don't get baseball.
You're perf