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Hopefully I'll get this this week! =] #please
Happy national coming out day, everyone. To any of my friends who are struggling, I hope you can be strong. And you can always talk to me.
#CutForBieber
I hate illiterate people
Finally went to the gym after four days... \ud83d\ude33
@wieneke5 just don't answer yourself... #headcase
@Wrenish Wait. Who invited the vegetarians?
It's sad when all my friends are to busy to talk to me because they're all playing Pokemon... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude01
Twitters obviously better than Instagram
@Max_Lindstrom6 you should pick me up at 2
@TWeaver5 get it!
I'm Lexi
@_HeavenSent_ DMB
@Sharritta praying
I'm not even going to ask \ud83d\ude33
@_PresidentialQ ,as soon as u touch down
@BradKabosky this is a cute mirror pic of you.
When i die adam lobello is planting potatoes at my grave
I couldn't even tag him!
I wonder how Luke Bryans wife feels about women of all ages wanting her husband...
@TweetLikeAGirI highschool next year will fix it all \ud83d\ude4f
@Schweiss10 next year we can beat @eungard together . I will invite you next time
Where is the love? \ud83c\udfb6\u2764
@Ally_Latimer HAHAHAAH eventually we'll make one that crazy
After being forced to watch Django, it actually turned out to be a badass movie. #notcomplaining
Way too emotional these days to hear any sappy songs..even if it is Miley Cyrus
Seriously home doesn't even feel like home without my sister, longest I've ever been away from her\ud83d\ude25 #comeback @kaitlyn_ketcham
@mara_mccutcheon oh
I can't wait to nap today
Dear Twitter ....I've neglected you ....but I'm back now #ItsAboutToGoDown
@lagillespie7 were going to do exactly that!
@mikemcskimmingg don't worry I did
@Tom101010 also pay turns players into employees and seriously threatens tax exempt status of NCAA
Oh I hate working on Saturdays.
@RealBrownShuga It's deep as hell haha
Wow
Out to breakfast. \u263a\u270c
I cannot sleep at all.. :(
The fact that me and @katieconnaughty are gonna be close enough to TOUCH @kennychesney tomorrow is a bit unreal #cannotwait #gonnadie \ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc4f
@krispie1336 hahahahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
@Kathryn_Mellor Tell #twitterlessmarge its time for a new coffee pot \u2615
@AmeliaTheRandom let's legit play connect four though
I love coming home and getting yelled at. Done trying to make my family happy.
@thatkyleegirll tell your man to get out there and get you some haha
@bearfrigon24 you truly are the horniest human alive
I wish dropping out of college was an option...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY NETFLIX
@TreyceBrock \ud83d\ude33
That small quiver of hope
Whoever made Jim Nance say Rocky Mountain Rainbow needs a Rick James slap. #tryingtoohard
All night hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep because tomorrow might be good for something. #lyrictweet
Instead of softball I should do track
Nothing like taking an evening cruise and stopping by the 7-Eleven to laugh at the pigs over there actin tough.. Tell your wife hi for me...
the at&t commercials with the little kids are actually hilarious
@JoNeedsFucking mmmm yummy
hunting dogs aren't cute.
@dkoning1 yeah very
Excuse me @cadenhutchins do not beep at me
@CWatson325 yes, now it's Christmas season \ud83d\ude0a
@TheyDigginHer love you. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9c
@AMcManus98 I blocked em all
#ThingsYouNeverWantToHear \you can't play basketball anymore\" you can't play volleyball anymore\""
@KalaSoFlyy he like pushes me off of my bed. My own bed.
I wish I was somewhere else
I have the worst luck honestly
well that was a chore! ahhhh.
But really someone go to the pancake breakfast with me....
And open photoshop as a tab in the program when you send it to edit
@ohyaitsmegan @alex_brooke001 do we have to wear our uniform?
Everyone's having a bad day!! #damn
Glad to know what I did wrong
@NickkLeonee14 seriously?
@godzeila me me me
I'm pretty sure my parents just asexually reproduced. My dad had me & my mom had my sister.
Could we get much Higher\nSO HIGGGHHHHHHHHH
Nothing is worse than having to pee and being in a bumpy car
@NatashaRhodes13 ugh. What a boner killer
@FratMurse yeah yeahhhh
Remember all those times I bitched because it was sooo hot...i take it all back now! i.need.warmer.weather. \ud83c\udf3b\ud83c\udf1e\u2600\ufe0f
Last year it was so nice my pool was open already come on weather
One more week in the Yukon \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 \nSO FREAKING EXCITED
Happy Friday y'all! Hope it's a good one!
like road trip to cabelas
#TheStoryBehindMyScar A dog bit my face.
@lanctot_deborah that's suppose to be Hero :(
Time for a hot steaming bubble bath to regain feeling in my legs
\@JaredLeto: Sleep. Dream. Wake. Attack. Create. Fight. Fuck. Win. Sleep. Dream.\" THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!"
So are you a fan of hardcore? Porn?
@philquin70 that's awesome.
I've been listening to the same song for an hour straight I think it's becoming a problem
My goal for this year is to grow facial hair.
@codyvanmeter and I sound like old people gushing about how much we love our garbage disposals... \ud83d\udc74\ud83d\udc75
I feel bad because everyone probably thinks I ignored their texts tonight.
#smokinone
If you don't shut the fuck up in about two second I'm going to punch you in the face okay? Okay
I still think it's so funny how much Danielle hates turkeys.
@IrresistibleLOL so does your mom
nbd dad just sped across 4 lines on the highway to avoid missing the exit & almost ran off the guard rails \ud83d\ude01
How could I decide what's right, when your clouding up my mind
What the hell is Saz?!