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Hopefully I'll get this this week! =] #please
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Happy national coming out day, everyone. To any of my friends who are struggling, I hope you can be strong. And you can always talk to me.
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#CutForBieber
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I hate illiterate people
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Finally went to the gym after four days... \ud83d\ude33
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@wieneke5 just don't answer yourself... #headcase
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@Wrenish Wait. Who invited the vegetarians?
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It's sad when all my friends are to busy to talk to me because they're all playing Pokemon... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude01
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Twitters obviously better than Instagram
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@Max_Lindstrom6 you should pick me up at 2
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@TWeaver5 get it!
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I'm Lexi
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@_HeavenSent_ DMB
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@Sharritta praying
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I'm not even going to ask \ud83d\ude33
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@_PresidentialQ ,as soon as u touch down
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@BradKabosky this is a cute mirror pic of you.
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When i die adam lobello is planting potatoes at my grave
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I couldn't even tag him!
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I wonder how Luke Bryans wife feels about women of all ages wanting her husband...
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@TweetLikeAGirI highschool next year will fix it all \ud83d\ude4f
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@Schweiss10 next year we can beat @eungard together . I will invite you next time
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Where is the love? \ud83c\udfb6\u2764
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@Ally_Latimer HAHAHAAH eventually we'll make one that crazy
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After being forced to watch Django, it actually turned out to be a badass movie. #notcomplaining
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Way too emotional these days to hear any sappy songs..even if it is Miley Cyrus
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Seriously home doesn't even feel like home without my sister, longest I've ever been away from her\ud83d\ude25 #comeback @kaitlyn_ketcham
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@mara_mccutcheon oh
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I can't wait to nap today
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Dear Twitter ....I've neglected you ....but I'm back now #ItsAboutToGoDown
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@lagillespie7 were going to do exactly that!
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@mikemcskimmingg don't worry I did
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@Tom101010 also pay turns players into employees and seriously threatens tax exempt status of NCAA
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Oh I hate working on Saturdays.
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@RealBrownShuga It's deep as hell haha
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Wow
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Out to breakfast. \u263a\u270c
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I cannot sleep at all.. :(
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The fact that me and @katieconnaughty are gonna be close enough to TOUCH @kennychesney tomorrow is a bit unreal #cannotwait #gonnadie \ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc4f
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@krispie1336 hahahahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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@Kathryn_Mellor Tell #twitterlessmarge its time for a new coffee pot \u2615
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@AmeliaTheRandom let's legit play connect four though
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I love coming home and getting yelled at. Done trying to make my family happy.
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@thatkyleegirll tell your man to get out there and get you some haha
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@bearfrigon24 you truly are the horniest human alive
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I wish dropping out of college was an option...
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY NETFLIX
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@TreyceBrock \ud83d\ude33
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That small quiver of hope
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Whoever made Jim Nance say Rocky Mountain Rainbow needs a Rick James slap. #tryingtoohard
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All night hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep because tomorrow might be good for something. #lyrictweet
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Instead of softball I should do track
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Nothing like taking an evening cruise and stopping by the 7-Eleven to laugh at the pigs over there actin tough.. Tell your wife hi for me...
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the at&t commercials with the little kids are actually hilarious
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@JoNeedsFucking mmmm yummy
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hunting dogs aren't cute.
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@dkoning1 yeah very
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Excuse me @cadenhutchins do not beep at me
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@CWatson325 yes, now it's Christmas season \ud83d\ude0a
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@TheyDigginHer love you. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9c
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@AMcManus98 I blocked em all
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#ThingsYouNeverWantToHear \you can't play basketball anymore\" you can't play volleyball anymore\""
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@KalaSoFlyy he like pushes me off of my bed. My own bed.
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I wish I was somewhere else
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I have the worst luck honestly
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well that was a chore! ahhhh.
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But really someone go to the pancake breakfast with me....
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And open photoshop as a tab in the program when you send it to edit
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@ohyaitsmegan @alex_brooke001 do we have to wear our uniform?
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Everyone's having a bad day!! #damn
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Glad to know what I did wrong
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@NickkLeonee14 seriously?
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@godzeila me me me
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I'm pretty sure my parents just asexually reproduced. My dad had me & my mom had my sister.
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Could we get much Higher\nSO HIGGGHHHHHHHHH
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Nothing is worse than having to pee and being in a bumpy car
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@NatashaRhodes13 ugh. What a boner killer
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@FratMurse yeah yeahhhh
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Remember all those times I bitched because it was sooo hot...i take it all back now! i.need.warmer.weather. \ud83c\udf3b\ud83c\udf1e\u2600\ufe0f
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Last year it was so nice my pool was open already come on weather
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One more week in the Yukon \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 \nSO FREAKING EXCITED
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Happy Friday y'all! Hope it's a good one!
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like road trip to cabelas
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#TheStoryBehindMyScar A dog bit my face.
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@lanctot_deborah that's suppose to be Hero :(
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Time for a hot steaming bubble bath to regain feeling in my legs
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\@JaredLeto: Sleep. Dream. Wake. Attack. Create. Fight. Fuck. Win. Sleep. Dream.\" THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!"
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So are you a fan of hardcore? Porn?
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@philquin70 that's awesome.
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I've been listening to the same song for an hour straight I think it's becoming a problem
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My goal for this year is to grow facial hair.
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@codyvanmeter and I sound like old people gushing about how much we love our garbage disposals... \ud83d\udc74\ud83d\udc75
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I feel bad because everyone probably thinks I ignored their texts tonight.
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#smokinone
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If you don't shut the fuck up in about two second I'm going to punch you in the face okay? Okay
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I still think it's so funny how much Danielle hates turkeys.
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@IrresistibleLOL so does your mom
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nbd dad just sped across 4 lines on the highway to avoid missing the exit & almost ran off the guard rails \ud83d\ude01
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How could I decide what's right, when your clouding up my mind
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What the hell is Saz?!
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