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Sleeping naked>>>>>
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@brandonszegda14 it's alright. I'll probably watch the rest on my phone or somethin.
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not only am I eating at Dobbs by alone, I'm that asshole taking up an 8 person table. #isuck
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5% sweeeeeeet
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Tonight should be interesting
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With all of the bicycle events tomorrow, I plan on rebelling against mainstream bike culture by sleeping in, drinking beer and overeating.
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@KateJ1016 love you Kate!!! Happy new year to you!! Hope I see you many times in 2014 \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18
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I hate fucking waiting
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S/o to @SavannahFaye16 for having awesome hair\ud83d\ude46 and being there for me sense forever\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc95
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@JacksonTaylor44 fear the fish.
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What a shot. What a game.
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@christirat haha @lexd21 said the same thing. #TeamNoSleep
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@feedly Unless I completely close feedly, it should open up right were I left off from minimized state
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When someone changes their profile pic too something ugly and you're like out of all them you picked that one. Like the ugliest one.. #what
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I'll also add back
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Do people even notice my existence or...
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Snow coming down fast out there. Waiting for the bus. #nervousmama
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Just watched one of my favorite movies ever \rounders\" #classic"
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I love when I get challenged
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Telling Haley all of my dorky stories about my boyfriend made me realize why I fell in love with him in the first place.
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@meganelaine31 @sami_jacobsen you come with too \u263a\n \ud83d\udc58
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@paulsimon126 nope
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So I come home and as soon as I get in the door my moms boyfriend talking shit let me get out of here
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I should be with @Brittanyyy_Dawn right meow!
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@Tyler_Persons @rachel_primack i don't like you then. #teamrache
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I love my natural hair
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Got my first DL piece yesterday btw. Just some casting boots but :) #FFXIV
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Loving today outside!
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@DOUGIE_2timez I wanted them but didn't feel like waiting
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@Godspeed2 working like crazy where are u at nowadays
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I'm laying in bed already and it's only 8:30
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okay you can all stop staring at me weird when I say \hi dad\" in the lunch line.. my dad is the head chef here"
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@MichaelaSand1 love you too\ud83d\ude18
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@TylerIrv9 well, you're huge #holeymoley
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Hard for you I've fallen, but you can't break my fall
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Soooo annoyed. It's the dumb things
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If there is one thing I've learned it's how to kill people with kindness.
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take a look at my girlfriend, shes the only one i gott. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\ude0d
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I love the way you make me feel, I love it, I love it \ud83c\udfb6
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@drewfrankashow probably looks good today
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I lie to myself to make me feel better hahaha #ImAFreak #OhWell
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@whitejack_2 You know I won't let you down! I love him too!
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@ScottyJ_FMF4 No!
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Free breakfast pizza #Boces \ud83d\udc4c
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@dansterlace I'm thinking I'll need to see it the same way I saw the first three, me, you, don, Dave and D&D in a snow storm in gowanda
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@DirectorJoshua how is it? Waiting till my basement is done to get one.
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Driving on gravel roads <<<<
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@DylanTalley27 where do you go to church?
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@makalamichele @kaytieentler @jaymehorn @jjtipton5 he was just at Caribbean tan last week
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Deuce club biiiiiiitches
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Knowing how much time you have left with somebody? Or NOT knowing how much time you have with them? Ugh this sucks...
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where the freaks at ?
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@dani_elle07 I'm for sure going to try next semester!!
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I have no motivation to read this book for sweat \ud83d\ude12
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I miss my boo so much \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94 @DrPeckham10
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Guess I'm sassy because I have an opinion.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize
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My sister has the worst road rage ever. And such a foul mouth. #calmyourbritcheshoney
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so my mom just told me that \cow hide\" I found in my bed the other was a bull's penis for my dog to chew on because OF FUCKING COURSE #\ud83d\ude37"
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You know it's too cold when you walk outside and your face instantly freezes \ud83d\ude12
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I just want to be happy
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I love being ignored \ud83d\ude14
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You annoy me
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#1Out
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It's a bad day. Not a bad life. \ud83d\udc97
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Nights are always the hardest for me,i reminiscence over every tiny little detail \ud83d\udc94
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Seriously thought it was Thursday! Where are my days going :(
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Work is like the cock block to my social life\ud83d\ude29
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@Jess_Sterling sorry jess but I just don't see myself going out with Kim Lillian is the best thing that has ever happened to me so tellherno
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@Glad__is Good Night!(:
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@erikadelacruz just claim them then...I'm having a buy one get one free sale
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@markbenson88 he's fruity
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Meet me at the 9th green at 9
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Danielle's new idea for the day : moshpit on an ice rink
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My girlfriends got a job and I don't.. #ifeelshitty
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My room is freezing .. like why ?
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I miss my babe \ud83d\ude1e @justice_ogg32
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Just kidding on that last one lol @beachlove711
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.. I can't believe we got a video of that
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@CNati16 same
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@sscalise88 no Monsanto is the poster child for greed and their patented Round-up ready soybeans & other GMO's aren't even tested because of
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@arcticcollin WAIT REALLY
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This dude has fans?
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@AlexFannyHat sorry next ear bud
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@PaigeStackhouse Ha. I think it's the complete opposite for me. \ud83d\ude14
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I don't even like twitter that much anymore.
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Up through the cloud and back here
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Cats are creepy
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Forgive my excessive catching fire retweeting. I'm still reeling from how good the movie was
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Why is Miranda so rude
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Never let items on your life's to-do list be put on a should-have-done list.
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#GameDay
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Chesapeake has awesome new cars in their lot!! Like, how \ud83d\ude02
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@HotMess_Heather haha the commercial is funny. I want to get the lotion and shower gel.
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I love when your supposed to be my friend but you didn't text me back. Fuck you
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@JasmineTame You do not need my approval to do anything. You are your own person and no one should tell you otherwise.
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@melaniele35779 @alminaa_alemic yupp 3-4:30 I think
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its incredible what a child can learn at a young age, but its up to the parent to make sure their kid is up to their full potential
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I'll be the one, if you want me to.
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Everyone just needs to get up so I can wake and bake lol
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