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Sleeping naked>>>>>
@brandonszegda14 it's alright. I'll probably watch the rest on my phone or somethin.
not only am I eating at Dobbs by alone, I'm that asshole taking up an 8 person table. #isuck
5% sweeeeeeet
Tonight should be interesting
With all of the bicycle events tomorrow, I plan on rebelling against mainstream bike culture by sleeping in, drinking beer and overeating.
@KateJ1016 love you Kate!!! Happy new year to you!! Hope I see you many times in 2014 \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18
I hate fucking waiting
S/o to @SavannahFaye16 for having awesome hair\ud83d\ude46 and being there for me sense forever\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc95
@JacksonTaylor44 fear the fish.
What a shot. What a game.
@christirat haha @lexd21 said the same thing. #TeamNoSleep
@feedly Unless I completely close feedly, it should open up right were I left off from minimized state
When someone changes their profile pic too something ugly and you're like out of all them you picked that one. Like the ugliest one.. #what
I'll also add back
Do people even notice my existence or...
Snow coming down fast out there. Waiting for the bus. #nervousmama
Just watched one of my favorite movies ever \rounders\" #classic"
I love when I get challenged
Telling Haley all of my dorky stories about my boyfriend made me realize why I fell in love with him in the first place.
@meganelaine31 @sami_jacobsen you come with too \u263a\n \ud83d\udc58
@paulsimon126 nope
So I come home and as soon as I get in the door my moms boyfriend talking shit let me get out of here
I should be with @Brittanyyy_Dawn right meow!
@Tyler_Persons @rachel_primack i don't like you then. #teamrache
I love my natural hair
Got my first DL piece yesterday btw. Just some casting boots but :) #FFXIV
Loving today outside!
@DOUGIE_2timez I wanted them but didn't feel like waiting
@Godspeed2 working like crazy where are u at nowadays
I'm laying in bed already and it's only 8:30
okay you can all stop staring at me weird when I say \hi dad\" in the lunch line.. my dad is the head chef here"
@MichaelaSand1 love you too\ud83d\ude18
@TylerIrv9 well, you're huge #holeymoley
Hard for you I've fallen, but you can't break my fall
Soooo annoyed. It's the dumb things
If there is one thing I've learned it's how to kill people with kindness.
take a look at my girlfriend, shes the only one i gott. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\ude0d
I love the way you make me feel, I love it, I love it \ud83c\udfb6
@drewfrankashow probably looks good today
I lie to myself to make me feel better hahaha #ImAFreak #OhWell
@whitejack_2 You know I won't let you down! I love him too!
@ScottyJ_FMF4 No!
Free breakfast pizza #Boces \ud83d\udc4c
@dansterlace I'm thinking I'll need to see it the same way I saw the first three, me, you, don, Dave and D&D in a snow storm in gowanda
@DirectorJoshua how is it? Waiting till my basement is done to get one.
Driving on gravel roads <<<<
@DylanTalley27 where do you go to church?
@makalamichele @kaytieentler @jaymehorn @jjtipton5 he was just at Caribbean tan last week
Deuce club biiiiiiitches
Knowing how much time you have left with somebody? Or NOT knowing how much time you have with them? Ugh this sucks...
where the freaks at ?
@dani_elle07 I'm for sure going to try next semester!!
I have no motivation to read this book for sweat \ud83d\ude12
I miss my boo so much \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94 @DrPeckham10
Guess I'm sassy because I have an opinion.
That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize
My sister has the worst road rage ever. And such a foul mouth. #calmyourbritcheshoney
so my mom just told me that \cow hide\" I found in my bed the other was a bull's penis for my dog to chew on because OF FUCKING COURSE #\ud83d\ude37"
You know it's too cold when you walk outside and your face instantly freezes \ud83d\ude12
I just want to be happy
I love being ignored \ud83d\ude14
You annoy me
#1Out
It's a bad day. Not a bad life. \ud83d\udc97
Nights are always the hardest for me,i reminiscence over every tiny little detail \ud83d\udc94
Seriously thought it was Thursday! Where are my days going :(
Work is like the cock block to my social life\ud83d\ude29
@Jess_Sterling sorry jess but I just don't see myself going out with Kim Lillian is the best thing that has ever happened to me so tellherno
@Glad__is Good Night!(:
@erikadelacruz just claim them then...I'm having a buy one get one free sale
@markbenson88 he's fruity
Meet me at the 9th green at 9
Danielle's new idea for the day : moshpit on an ice rink
My girlfriends got a job and I don't.. #ifeelshitty
My room is freezing .. like why ?
I miss my babe \ud83d\ude1e @justice_ogg32
Just kidding on that last one lol @beachlove711
.. I can't believe we got a video of that
@CNati16 same
@sscalise88 no Monsanto is the poster child for greed and their patented Round-up ready soybeans & other GMO's aren't even tested because of
@arcticcollin WAIT REALLY
This dude has fans?
@AlexFannyHat sorry next ear bud
@PaigeStackhouse Ha. I think it's the complete opposite for me. \ud83d\ude14
I don't even like twitter that much anymore.
Up through the cloud and back here
Cats are creepy
Forgive my excessive catching fire retweeting. I'm still reeling from how good the movie was
Why is Miranda so rude
Never let items on your life's to-do list be put on a should-have-done list.
#GameDay
Chesapeake has awesome new cars in their lot!! Like, how \ud83d\ude02
@HotMess_Heather haha the commercial is funny. I want to get the lotion and shower gel.
I love when your supposed to be my friend but you didn't text me back. Fuck you
@JasmineTame You do not need my approval to do anything. You are your own person and no one should tell you otherwise.
@melaniele35779 @alminaa_alemic yupp 3-4:30 I think
its incredible what a child can learn at a young age, but its up to the parent to make sure their kid is up to their full potential
I'll be the one, if you want me to.
Everyone just needs to get up so I can wake and bake lol