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@JoyPurdyInJax \n#you are the best!
WMWTSO reminds me too much of summer
@PeytonsHead oh c'mon. Give them a break. It's not they raped someone........
@_starryshadows_ I have like 5 things of the pumpkin spice syrup. $10! Pay me.
Happy Turkey Day Everyone \ud83d\ude0b
I'm laughing because I forgot that you take me for granted
Most tired I've ever been #vegetativestate
@beccaclaire1998 \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
@DaytonReece @tquiggins probably not !
Solid 1.5 hour nap
@heybrittney__ well Vincent said you were poor so I'm sure you can't afford toilet paper.
@jadynallen13 I have my way with words \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18
I never remember that they test the tornado sirens every Saturday at noon in Norman until I hear them and get skurred.
@CaitySchutt I would if I didn't have homework! #lame ill try to get it done fast and then go \ud83d\ude0a
I wish there was gas for $2.79 around here. But I'm not gonna complain at least it's under $3
@_Wolf_Life_ Hell Yeah Bitch!
Think it's time to switch to boxers.
LOBSTER AGAIN TONIGHT OMG \ud83d\ude0b
Tomorrow I will be volunteering with Habitat for Humanity. I am well into my third year doing this, and really look forward to it every time
I have read the same baby book 6 times. Baby sis refuses to read another. #killmenow
Don't. Want. To. Work. At. 7
To earlyyyy \ud83d\ude33
I officially scared the shit out of myself last night. Never been that fucked up driving home. #shouldofsoberedup
Well, at least the Rangers are gonna win.
Typical freak out cause pretty little liars is on with @alexiscarolineb
\u201c@CarolynD30: @Outshyne is being played on the radio now with the song Every Inch Of You....congrats guys\u201d one of my favs!!
I wish i had endless bottles of wine ugh wine so GOOD
I knew it was too good to be true. Shouldn't have fallen for that.
16oz
Getting my hair did again \ud83d\ude0d
@suz_b31 @dish dude I can't state satellite TV. I've had all types of TV. For me cable was the best. Seriously.
@gabbycynthia I've already had two. Haha
I FUCKING LOVE BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA.. #BestOfBothWorlds
@cassidyy_shea @Night_Nicingale nicks freaking face lol priceless
People are dealing Pokemon cards in my first bloc #smh
This week has sucked butt
I need a drink! A hard drink! One that will kick my ass!
The saddest thing ever is leaving 5 sweet puppies down with the big dogs and hearing them cry for you \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc94
Your my first and last thoughts of every day.
So much to be thankful for today
I love lamp.
@IntThings how
If I'm on this bus any longer I think my boobs might fall off \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude02
Just body slammed the door on my pursuit to the toilet
\@bossbitchfacts: You are exactly what you tolerate. You are what you put up with. You are what you accept. You are what you stand for.\""
@aliwilliams66 Hey everything good with you & your family?
I'm dying a little bit inside.
My heads spinning?\ud83c\udf00
@MSDavis213 good joke
@MeganKantor Megan your my favorite Hahaha
6th grade though \ud83d\ude0d
@JMoneyyyyy yesss are you going?
What color is the mirror
The puppy is whining because my hand isn't in her crate. She's staring at me and making this \come on\" whine. It's obnoxiously cute."
I'm so glad that I wiped out on the ice in a bathing suit and now have a swollen butt.....
We need a skating rink like cascade here, seriously.
@cdw1307 ME ME ME
Throwback to when me and @ksimmy69 had a meeting with mrs morehouse and we both cried hysterically
Why am I sitting inside
@AutumnFields2 @TAYLOR_MORAVEC @franruff @alikapty17 wahh I wish you were coming!!!
I have so many pictures I can tweet for #drunksluts but then I realize they're allll in Huntington. @kaceyyox3 @MmKatieBby
It sucks that you have to date the bad ones before you find the right one.
Yeah...I have the best boyfriend. #bejealous
You're one of the few people I can actually have good continuous conversations wih
I just can't lose you.
He's such a natural performer .
I can't wait till I live in the city..wiff my franns it's so pretty.\ud83c\udf03
Class, then writing a philosophy paper before I go back to class.
Can you not. Go glue your hair back on now \ue416\ue416\ue416
all of your tweets are seriously so funny! like i'm dying of a collapsed lung i can't breathe
Hate crying over stupid shit!
@bleachcreach well we missed shady maple...lets get to hoooopin
You. Are. A. Slut. #layoff
Speed it up and slow it down like I'm switching gearsss
@BeccaTennyson @DSyverson08 @Hinton_03 if i have the money too!
Being sick <<< #fml
thanks goodwill
Had a dream about getting my wisdom teeth out, and now I'm actually terrified
#JodiArias For JA only being 32 years old..she sure is looking old n ugly!!
To the kid whose mom just hit on me in front of you....\n#Burn
COOL KIERAN. DON'T TEXT ME BACK. GOOD TALK.
@emileebaroner OMG THANK YOU
\Don't you ever say I just walked away\" #WreckingBall #miley"
I WANT MY BFF TO GO TONIGHT !!!!!
@rachelrach18 How's your break so far
I miss every weekend playing club :(
Jk fuck that faggot
Briana can I tweet about you'r tweet ? #myb
I cant live without you babby.
I don't care, I don't neeed yaaa
im still trying to comprehend why i got up before 10... this is unusual for me
I really surprise myself sometimes
It sucks knowing that we could never happen
Your a dark cloud of judgement
@_feliciaasweet this is the best thing u have every tweeted
@JediTricked hahaha you're too cute!
@itsTaylorBaxter @JPeregord @MikeIsAverage @kirbyisaboss @IAmTylerIacona this makes me happy
Probably best night in forever \ud83d\udc4c
\I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you\u2019re a angry serial killer\" @CaseyElaine014 this is you! Lol"
Don't talk to me if you're talking to other girls