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@JoyPurdyInJax \n#you are the best!
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WMWTSO reminds me too much of summer
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@PeytonsHead oh c'mon. Give them a break. It's not they raped someone........
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@_starryshadows_ I have like 5 things of the pumpkin spice syrup. $10! Pay me.
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Happy Turkey Day Everyone \ud83d\ude0b
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I'm laughing because I forgot that you take me for granted
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Most tired I've ever been #vegetativestate
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@beccaclaire1998 \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
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@DaytonReece @tquiggins probably not !
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Solid 1.5 hour nap
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@heybrittney__ well Vincent said you were poor so I'm sure you can't afford toilet paper.
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@jadynallen13 I have my way with words \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18
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I never remember that they test the tornado sirens every Saturday at noon in Norman until I hear them and get skurred.
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@CaitySchutt I would if I didn't have homework! #lame ill try to get it done fast and then go \ud83d\ude0a
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I wish there was gas for $2.79 around here. But I'm not gonna complain at least it's under $3
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@_Wolf_Life_ Hell Yeah Bitch!
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Think it's time to switch to boxers.
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LOBSTER AGAIN TONIGHT OMG \ud83d\ude0b
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Tomorrow I will be volunteering with Habitat for Humanity. I am well into my third year doing this, and really look forward to it every time
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I have read the same baby book 6 times. Baby sis refuses to read another. #killmenow
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Don't. Want. To. Work. At. 7
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To earlyyyy \ud83d\ude33
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I officially scared the shit out of myself last night. Never been that fucked up driving home. #shouldofsoberedup
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Well, at least the Rangers are gonna win.
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Typical freak out cause pretty little liars is on with @alexiscarolineb
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\u201c@CarolynD30: @Outshyne is being played on the radio now with the song Every Inch Of You....congrats guys\u201d one of my favs!!
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I wish i had endless bottles of wine ugh wine so GOOD
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I knew it was too good to be true. Shouldn't have fallen for that.
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16oz
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Getting my hair did again \ud83d\ude0d
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@suz_b31 @dish dude I can't state satellite TV. I've had all types of TV. For me cable was the best. Seriously.
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@gabbycynthia I've already had two. Haha
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I FUCKING LOVE BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA.. #BestOfBothWorlds
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@cassidyy_shea @Night_Nicingale nicks freaking face lol priceless
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People are dealing Pokemon cards in my first bloc #smh
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This week has sucked butt
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I need a drink! A hard drink! One that will kick my ass!
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The saddest thing ever is leaving 5 sweet puppies down with the big dogs and hearing them cry for you \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc94
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Your my first and last thoughts of every day.
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So much to be thankful for today
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I love lamp.
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@IntThings how
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If I'm on this bus any longer I think my boobs might fall off \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude02
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Just body slammed the door on my pursuit to the toilet
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\@bossbitchfacts: You are exactly what you tolerate. You are what you put up with. You are what you accept. You are what you stand for.\""
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@aliwilliams66 Hey everything good with you & your family?
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I'm dying a little bit inside.
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My heads spinning?\ud83c\udf00
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@MSDavis213 good joke
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@MeganKantor Megan your my favorite Hahaha
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6th grade though \ud83d\ude0d
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@JMoneyyyyy yesss are you going?
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What color is the mirror
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The puppy is whining because my hand isn't in her crate. She's staring at me and making this \come on\" whine. It's obnoxiously cute."
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I'm so glad that I wiped out on the ice in a bathing suit and now have a swollen butt.....
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We need a skating rink like cascade here, seriously.
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@cdw1307 ME ME ME
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Throwback to when me and @ksimmy69 had a meeting with mrs morehouse and we both cried hysterically
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Why am I sitting inside
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@AutumnFields2 @TAYLOR_MORAVEC @franruff @alikapty17 wahh I wish you were coming!!!
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I have so many pictures I can tweet for #drunksluts but then I realize they're allll in Huntington. @kaceyyox3 @MmKatieBby
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It sucks that you have to date the bad ones before you find the right one.
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Yeah...I have the best boyfriend. #bejealous
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You're one of the few people I can actually have good continuous conversations wih
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I just can't lose you.
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He's such a natural performer .
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I can't wait till I live in the city..wiff my franns it's so pretty.\ud83c\udf03
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Class, then writing a philosophy paper before I go back to class.
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Can you not. Go glue your hair back on now \ue416\ue416\ue416
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all of your tweets are seriously so funny! like i'm dying of a collapsed lung i can't breathe
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Hate crying over stupid shit!
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@bleachcreach well we missed shady maple...lets get to hoooopin
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You. Are. A. Slut. #layoff
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Speed it up and slow it down like I'm switching gearsss
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@BeccaTennyson @DSyverson08 @Hinton_03 if i have the money too!
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Being sick <<< #fml
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thanks goodwill
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Had a dream about getting my wisdom teeth out, and now I'm actually terrified
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#JodiArias For JA only being 32 years old..she sure is looking old n ugly!!
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To the kid whose mom just hit on me in front of you....\n#Burn
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COOL KIERAN. DON'T TEXT ME BACK. GOOD TALK.
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@emileebaroner OMG THANK YOU
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\Don't you ever say I just walked away\" #WreckingBall #miley"
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I WANT MY BFF TO GO TONIGHT !!!!!
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@rachelrach18 How's your break so far
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I miss every weekend playing club :(
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Jk fuck that faggot
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Briana can I tweet about you'r tweet ? #myb
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I cant live without you babby.
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I don't care, I don't neeed yaaa
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im still trying to comprehend why i got up before 10... this is unusual for me
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I really surprise myself sometimes
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It sucks knowing that we could never happen
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Your a dark cloud of judgement
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@_feliciaasweet this is the best thing u have every tweeted
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@JediTricked hahaha you're too cute!
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@itsTaylorBaxter @JPeregord @MikeIsAverage @kirbyisaboss @IAmTylerIacona this makes me happy
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Probably best night in forever \ud83d\udc4c
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\I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you\u2019re a angry serial killer\" @CaseyElaine014 this is you! Lol"
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Don't talk to me if you're talking to other girls
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