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@thatguyStarke its OK bro I'll teach you how to do it one of these days
Nap time with Cruz (:
@morghie_05 lol yeah you will :)
@JaysonSwain timing isn't Strange's fault either. Blame the coach with an agenda.
Pretty Little Liars! :)
Just because we are at college, doesn't mean we still won't find shit out and hear about it... We do have friends and cell phones.
@LucIsMrKeys I'm currently in ND right now. You're right. It is a nothing state. But at least not everyone here is a cowboy...
@PistonPowered @vgoodwill Good players can make a terrible coach look good.. Look at Boston Doc Rivers ain't that good...
Cardinals
I miss hanging out with darla in our Summer days and nights together though.
@garretmccormick you shh.
And a best friend that can put up with me
Sorry guys that isn't true
@RippinRyan12 love you baby
I'm sorry you had to see all those memes everyone they were just funny
Not sure if that made sense, but....
@CLMonty1 what's your snapchat?
I have so many errands to run
@julie_ranee yeah I don't need to meet anymore ratchet people I already have to see a lot at school \ud83d\ude02
I just spent a good 5 minutes wondering why my eyesight was so blurry. Then I realized I only put one contact in.. #ohboy #gonnabealongday
Hahaha wow. Didn't take long.
@MeganVandygriff so do you. I thought you were getting up at 4am. So you could take a shower and make coffee
Working 11-6 tomorrow. Fml
I'm so attracted to you I can actually feel it driving me insane...
@rmenchen it's going to get some mud tires
#IGotAThingFor my left hand.
@Kyle_Gillen ......camping.....#PUMPED
Can you not slam the door before I kill you
Today is a perfect day for Six Flags\ud83c\udfa2\ud83c\udfa1
Paul Walker isn't dead haha it's a hoax.
@k_owens69 iPhone
Girls are annoying me more than usual today
It's always something!!!
@Tay_Day3 I'm I'm bed, i can't sleep and i even took sleeping pills.
@BelieveIn_7 today I think
@Wizdom_12 indeed it will! Lol
Wow I've been waiting for tonight for so long #bruins
@Leav96 @jrope2 @mlandon1996 seniors are paying right?!? Do we all agree on that??
I'm exhausted today \ud83d\ude2a
@FRANKLIN_TK you missed it homie~ the biggest bummer
@MindyTenHouse both he and Hinch were hilarious. That Target/Meijer bit had me in stitches.
And Thank God For That Brown Paper Bag Money
@KellyyMello but not dumb enough to put it online
Rode by Wall High School and just laughed \Look at them, in school, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA\""
The hardest decision I made all day was whether to buy ranch or French onion dip to go with my Lays.
@Nathangeorge38 after it scared the bejesus out of us.
I really wish it was 50 degrees and raining right now.
Listening to some Dropkick Murphys in preparation for St Patrick's day
@NiallOfficial I just love you a lot. \ud83d\udc9a
My room hasn't been this clean in a minute
Ridiculously confused by Supernatural right now
Have you heard of that new MAX guy on netflix... He's making my life so much simpler
@TimGeorgeJr @VinoPinotLab lol what a sweetie....
Lebron's dunks this year have been somewhat disappointing...obviously minus the absolute destruction if Jason Terry
S/o to those up at 4:30am
Tanner is into blondes @Rachel_kellyy @madi_riggs
@S_Goyette42 she's another one \ud83d\ude0d
@sdhanton WHAT HOW
@Smokey_14 who fought?!
Damn near went and threw my Rodgers jersey on\ud83d\ude22
You are annoying
half of my tweets are song lyrics
Christianity is not about yelling at people and pointing out their flaws. It's about love and showing others how to do the same.
You were looking real cute lastnight.
@Houstorious 5 retweets
Just realized I forgot Evans rolls \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude4a
Well we made it. Time to see what Charlevoix is all about.
I wonder if people actually take me seriously hahaha
Since no one wants to talk to me i guess im gunna go to bed
@Brycethethug that's a cool organization idea!
@DCisnotDetroit what a hoot, have colleague born there, says its a hot place but limited gene pool
@quinnied close enough...
@SydneyBrougher I'm sitting right next to you can you express yourself directly rather than tweet me #gosh #annoyig
@bigfordsimpson @Ike7820 any weeknight and weekend games with at least a week notice
3 hrs to go babysitting....hope wayne put a bottle of my wine in the frig
Whenever I stand up too fast, I get really dizzy and everything goes blurry for a second. Not sure if that's normal or not...
@justinbieber make us @lexaysykes
The breakfast club and snuggle time with my baby..\u2764\ufe0f
I just love buying people things idk
@MattyRip definitely!!
You can't stop my voice 'cause you don't own my life, but do what you want with my body.
@fannypackgurl i can seem to change my twitter username... dreams = crushed. I will keep trying.
@Ian_JordanHCO bubble butt
@miranda_gibson @shanefairburn EVERYONE knew about that Miranda hahahha you just didn't know \ud83d\ude18
I have no goals or expectations in life anymore...whats the point cuz if it doesn't happen uve set urself up for failure.
Beatlemania here we come
In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav.
@CFTV @JeffMossDSR heady grilled cheese
Every time I drink I google \best foods for a hangover\" you'd think id know by now?? #wackywednesday @lizzzzielou"
@AshleyKubikk been there just blow off steam at softball
@TakemetoCali Well of course!!!\ud83d\ude04
I would be the one hungry at 1am \ud83d\ude12 #NeedFood
@kelliemichellec you ready for the next chapter of our lives? #wanderlust
@MaggieBurdis we were a bit wheezy you could say \ud83d\ude09
Makayla got me a lava lamp \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
@hannah_lemaster is that bad? Lol
@Tilaurin may the blessings of the Creator of Man fill your holy vessels with his wrath!
Come out bitch, why are you hiding? R u scared
6 weeks of school left and I have $100 on my meal plan left....yep I'm fucked!!!!
@WakanSapaWi_ wait what?